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WANTED MALE HELP
Winter Term
OF THE
Omaha Commercial College
19TII AND FARNAM.
NOW OPEN
Fuil Particulars in Free Catalogue.
HOHKBUCGII BROS..
OMAHA. NEB.
MISCELLANEOUS-
MIDWINTER TERM OF
BOYLES COLLEGE
IS NOW OPEN
Yt It la not too late to enter. New etu
dnt are being enrolled daily. Business.
Shorthand. Typewriting, English. Cata
logue free. Address.
H. H. HOYLEH. President.
Bnylts Building. Omaha. i''h..
AMERICAN BARBER COLLEGE
teaches the barber trade In short time
and at small ex?nac; write today. Cor
ner 12th and Douglas ats. B M15? JanlJ
WANTED 2W) teamsters and laborers on
government Irrigation canal; all winter
work: good waim ouurters. wages $2.2o
day. Jimci O Connor, lornngion,
Bee Want Ads Are the
Dependable Seeds of Success
J
WRIGHT Orvllle B . father of C. B.
Wright; died Sunday morning. January
T. 1906, In hla Ttst year, at tlie home of his
on, (14 8. 20th tit.
Funeral private; Monday afternoon.
LESCH-VloM 1.. January 6. 19 aged ?
years 11 inontha 5 day a.
Funeral Mondav, January 8. 1!. from
family residence. 2762 Lake street Inter
ment. Fbrest Lawn cemetery. Frlenda in
vited.
FOR RENT FURNISHED ROOMS
1I-:VEY European hotel
13tli and Fartmm.
E :j
PERSONAL
Wye
DRUG stores bought and Bold. Drug- clerka
wanted. F. V. Knleat, 624 N. Y. I . .
B 732
BOARD OF TRADE barber shop. 1605 Far
nam: best service; nine chairs; no long
wa:tlng; shawng 10c; hair cutting. 25c.
B-Mi34 Jll
YVAN'TKD Uordon press feeders. A. I.
Root, Inc., 121'J Howard Hi. B i33
t'lTV SAVINGS HANK pays 4 per rent.
H-il
TRT KELLY'S TOWEL, SUPPLY. Tel.
H 71 1
LAUNDRY
CITY 8 T K A II
Telephone 254.
211 8. lHh St.
R-71
Omaha Safe and Iron Works make a spe
cialty of fire escapes, shutters, doora and
aafea. O. Andreen, Prop., 102 8. loth St.
IV 720
SIGN PAINTING, 8.
H. Cole, 1302 Douglas.
K-721
r-t T-: R. RLMBEI
Ddltr lltTb n. nth St.. Omaha.
BON. 1124
K 216 Jl
STEINWAY piano, upright, big bargain.
Ferfield Piano Co., 1611 Fa mum St.
R-722
GAS & ELECTRIC FIXTURES
Wholesale and retell.
BURGESS -GRANDEN CO.,
Formerly
F. M. RUSSELL FIXTURE CO..
313 South 13th St. Telephone 681.
R-193
H. L. WINTER. GLAZIER. TELKPIU'NE
DOUGLAS 6812. R-M154 J12
SHIRTS, Sc; collars, 2c;
lol Ave.
cuffs,
1614 Capl--M2U
J14
r".IMsnd Locksmith. HEFL1N, 21
14th St.
S.
Telephone 2!M.
R-M22S J14
Surveying. Bllckensderfcr, 812 Ilee Rldg.
R M232 Fcb:(x
IOWA SANITARY
Farnam.
CLEANING CO.. 1919
R M237 F3
BUSINESS CHANCES
MINING STOCKS WITHOUT
After thoroughly Investigating the proper
ties, we have made special nrrangements
to guarantee and sell a limited amount
of stock for two mining companies, by
which we and the purchasers arc fully
protected, and we refund price paid, with
per cent after two years, if investment
unsatisfactory. Splendid chance for large
profits without risk. Also bonds, stocks,
realtv, timber and loans. References fur
nished. THE NATIONAL FINANCING
CO., Portland, Ore. Capitalization $.-n,iiu.
Reliable agents wanted. Y M418 9x
MEN AND HOYS wanted to learn plumb
ing trade, )as 16 ti day after completing
course of practical Instruction at home
or In our schools. Graduates admitted to
union and master plumbers' association.
Positions secured. Coyne Bros. Co.,
plumbing schools, New YorK, Chlcaso.
lil., Clnclnatl, O. Free catalogue
B-731 F3x
NICE, large room, east frontage; also one
fine lai(f room with private marble wash;
all MODERN CONVENIENCES. Includ
ing use of telephone. Inquire 116 N. 2f.th.
E s'.'l
PRIVATE familv. strictly modern, excel
lent location. "Phone U0 Webster.
E-23S
VIENNA Hotel; private dining rooms, cafe.
E7
FURNISHED rooni. with hot and cold
water, gas, electric light and telephone,
for Ki-ir.li mini. I'll S. .'.'.th St. K-l:
FOR RENT Nice front room;
f-imily; exc llent accomodations.
2Sth St. 'Plume Jfi74.
(invuta
1..41 So.
E-212
WANTED For U. S. Army, ablebodled
men between agea of 21 and S&; citwens oi
t'nlted States, of good character and tem
perate habits, who can speak, read and
write English. For information apply to
Recruiting Office. 13th and Douglas Sts.,
OMAHA; LINCOLN and GRAND ISL
AND. NEB., or SIOUX CITY. IA.
B-17J
WANTED An all around, experienced
harness maker at once. Sprlnkel r Sten
nett. Elliott. Ia. B M240 10
WANTED DtugKlot. address Dr.
Sullivan, Spaulding. Neb. B-
W. M
.inn x
WANTED M'-n to learn barber trade; we
prepare you for positions: 112 to $20
weekly; you can practically earn your
tuition, tools and board Ixfore complet
ing; short time required; positions or loca
tions provided. Call or write, for free
catalogue, Moler Barber College, 1116 Far
nam St. B-M37 12x
ROOMS and good board. D Icr
up. Call 1517 Chicago St.
wefk and
E-741
lei. 611 O. M. E. Haul Trunks
E-742
ACREAGE
SPECIAL (Hee. Jun. t, 19i.) I
3fi acres, finely Improved, on the main road
bctwet-n Omaha Country club and Flor
I ence, $vA).
I 17 acres, D4th and L Sts . South Omaha.
This Is near the Hlrt sheep ranch. The
price will be raised If not sold soon; H50
an acre.
21 acres near the same locality as the
above; good new buildings. Tarty needs
more land; M.C'.iO.
la acre.", with S or lo-room house, high ami
sightly and overlooking the South Omaha
country, as well as the Hanscom park
district; Jti.oOO.
20 acres, the most sightly piece we know of,
directly west; PsMh.
HARRISON & MORTON.
1112-913 N. Y. Life. Tel. 314
' RE 302 8
DRAMATIC ART
NICEL.Y furnished, modern room, for one
or two ladles or man and wife. 2204 Web
ster. Telephone 6622. E 432 Sx
FURNISHED room,
phone 2H37.
26th St. Tele
E M429 9x
NICELY furnished back parlor, south ex
posure, modern. 'Phono 23M, 3td6 Doug
laa. E-Mlbl ax
Farm and Ranch Landi
Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado and Woming;
low prices; ten years' time. Land Dept.
U. P. R. R., Omalia, Neb., Dept. "A."
RE 771
u.n. or xwo geuiieincn can ooiain ocsiraiua
room and board at om . 2utn Ave.
E-499 10x
NICELY furniHhed rooms, modern conven
iences; reasonable. 6.'i S. 24th Ave.
E til 9x
FURNISHED room for gentleman; private
family. 316 N. 18th. E 2 15x
FOR SALE Large house, two barns and
two full lots, on N. 1Mb. St., only
This Is a bargain.
THOMAS BRENNAN.
Room 1, New York Life Bldg.
RE-7B.1
MODERN house; good location; full lot;
terma easy; 2.4(i. Inquire 1411 Vinton
St. RE M:ao x
Ft Hi SALE Good 2-rooin house nno out
buildings. 1741 S 27th St. RE :M Xx
AND
iKATORY.
Xlie Chambera School of Stage Alts of
fers exceptional opiuriunitlt's 10 muuenia
wishing a thorouan couiae of n.struclion
in ail thai pertaina to the rscnliala of
tage craft and oratory. Correcting de
ficiencies of the apeaalug voice a spec.alty.
The only school having Its own tneater.
TttE LilUC.
Now permanently located in the Omaha
Commercial College building, corner 19tn
and Farnam atreeta. Send tor prospectus.
Management of Willard E. Chainoers. 'lei,
F-l;i. Direct ;r of school, John Edgar
Owviis. lei. U9. U :94
AN'1E1 To let all who ar suffering
from stomach and riieiiinailc iiouuic
know how I was curea alter rive years'
suffering. Send 1 .w for one week s guar
anteed treatment to G. C. Weber, box 194,
iiomsburg. Neb.
U 494 Sx
UNDERTAKERS
Bralley V Dorrance, 2uth and Cum.
Tel. 525.
-760
HARRY B DAVIS. 411 P. IStli. Tel.
7l
DODDER. B. L., 24 Cuming . Tel. 7T
TAOGART, 2M and Cuming. Tel 714.
-7CJ
CHi:ONIC nervous diseases successfully
cured by the well known Harris treat
ment; consultation free. J. W. Morri
son, 310 Bee Bldg. Otrice hours 8 to 6 p.
m.; Sunday. 1 to a p. m. U-498 Jan20
MAGNETIC OSTEOLOGY
CATARRH. APPENDICITIS. RHEA. MA
T1SM, SPINAL 1 ROUBLES, CONBl'lPA
IION. MRS. M. RITTENHOUSE,
412 N. lbth. Room 2, Second Floor.
U a9 17x
EXTRA, large sunny front room; modern;
fine location; board if desired. 514 N. 2Jd.
Phone Red 4K4. E M-'Sl S
FOR SALE 6-room house, barn. well, fruit
trees; i acres ami two lots $'!.tV In
I'anilllrin. Neb. William Haber, Renson,
Neb. RE M4.M lix
WK make a specialty of reining high grade
pianos and offer a great variety, .! and
up. Tel. 16J6. Schmoller & Mueller. 1i;
Harney. I.' .96
DR. JACKSON, R. 4. Frenxer block.
Chronic diseases a specialty. Consulta
tion live. U 197
WANTETi Good reliable saddle tree cov
erer that can do bis own cutting, good
place for right party. Address Western
Saddle Tree Co., Fulton, Ore.
B M3R8 lOx
FURNISHED ROOMS AND BOARD
Tel. 61 L
WANTED At once. BOO sound young men
to prepare, BY MAIL, for the spring ex
Mmlnntlnnn for firemen and brakemen on
railvwavs; high wages; promotion; hun
dreds of good positions open. Call or
write for full particulars. National Rail
way Training Ass n. 6M Faxton Blk.
B M477 Feb6
WANTED At once, parties to earn from
J1J to $25 weekly at home or traveling.
Address or call ut room 60 Dellone hotel.
B -M503 9x
WANTED A good piano salesman for
wagon work; reference required. Address
Bouriclus Ilano House, Council Bloffs.la.
B M5o 10
WANTEDFEMALE HELP
WHEN you want to buy, sell or exchange
a hotel or restaurant, see Hart & Co., tul
N. Y. Life. Y-735
FOR SALE An Implement business In best
town for lta size In stale; atoca all new
and up-to-date; good reason fur selling;
refer to any Omaha wholesale implement
firm. Nefl, Hanson &. Co., Bluomueld,
Neb. Y Ji
MORE GIRLS WANTED
We have places for 30 more girls; steady
work; experience not necessary. Bemi
Omalia Bag company. C 2S6
A COOK wanted; lady preferred. Neu
meyer hotel, Council Bluffs. C M454
TWO rooms.
1120 North 17th street.
o 51
GIRLS Burges
nam.
Shirt Co.,
21st and Far
C iiil Jan28
TO BUY OR SELL any business and for
beat Information and qulca. action, see
MOATS, 3u3 Karbach block. V 73tf
FOR 8A LE Lumber and coal business;
none but cash buyer need inquire. Ad
drcsa J M. care Bee. V M2U6 14x
FOR BALE Implement and furniture busl
ncaa for caah. Address J 25, care Bee.
. . Y M204 14x
WANTED A good, reliable girl.
Sorensen, 2413 Charles..
Mrs. C. C.
C 306 8x
GOOD girl for general - housework. Mr.
H. H. Neale, 646 Georgia Ave.
C-M324 9
I WANTF.n Good girl for general house
work; family three, all grown. Mr, it. v.
Sholes, 1120 S. 31st St. C 4tt 9
BMALL stock groceries. In good Nebraska
town, good location, good, established
trade. Address K 46, Bee.
Y-M236 Ox
ON account of going west, will sell or
trade a first class grocery stock; twenty
six years established trade and in a
food location. Address K lice, Office, 10
earl St.. Council Bluffa. Y-M242
GIRL for general housework.
St.
15-i9 Evans
C 494 12x
WANTED A capable Intelligent woman to
do upstairs light housework and act as
nurse for grown children. Address Lock
Box 1284, Omaha, Neb. C M453
SITUATIONS WANTED
YOUNG MAN wanta place to work for
board. Tel. 1984. Boyles College.
A 134
SNAP Good opening for a Jeweler; best
location In town, doing a good business;
stock worth S2.0u0; will take STiOO cash and
balance In monthly payments. Box 6;4,
Sanborn, la. Y M29J Sx
WANTED To lease, country newspaper.
Write, with price. Box 74, Leclalre, la.
Y-M448
S500 BUYS a new. clean stock of drugs
and fixtures; stock will have to be moved.
Address L 2, care Bee. Y M433 llx
HAVE about 6 months'
perience, mostly repair;
Mills, 1512 Davenport St.
blacksmith ex
want job. V
A-414 Sx
YOUNG man, 30. stranger In city, wants
situation at light work. Address K 61,
Bee. A-294 x
SITUATION wanted by
ber work or housework.
Japanese; cham-
Addresa L 4. Bee
A M460 9x
SALESMEN WANTED
FOR SALE A clean line hardware stock;
a good business in best town in western
Iowa; age and falling health cause of irHr-vr-v R, UAPIS Mil WAIIk'PF
aale: stock about 13 OuO-Come or write the rRlEMJ & MAKNJ, miLWAUNKE
owner now. O. B. Cadwell, Atlantic, la. Makers of the popular PROGRESSIVE
t M327 x LINE of Mens and oung wens coming,
.. . . . .... i.. 13 : t . a
2 ELEGANT, modern houses, full lots,
growing val ie; rents 10 per cnt gross
x,V4-nly S4.Gt.iO. Inquire 1411 Vinton St.
RE 326 Sx
O. M. fc. HSU. i lUnkS 1 WRITE for Illustrated pamplilet, descrlh
. lug two ranches In the corn and alfalfa
belt. Willis Cadwoll, Broken Bow. Nrb.
RE-772
THE ROSE, 2030 Harney St. Nice warm
rooms with guua board, liou.it modern.
Day board. Also meul tickets.
F-19J Jafix
THE BACHELORS will have vacant Jan
uary 15 n large aouble alcove room, suit
able for three persmis or small lainily.
LARGE room.
Park Ave.
for two.
with board.
K Al2fi
loOl
W ARM, sunny rooms, single or together;
table board. 2571 St. Mary s. F Ano4 8x
TWO comfortable steam-heulcd front
rooms, with excellent board. Mo 1-arn.ioi
St. F u 9x
UNFURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT
parlor
FOUR modern rooms,
28th St.
tloor. 16u9 S.
G au'J4
ANY 1'tUIl GIRL In need of a friend call
or write to trie matron of the Salvation
Army home for women at 3JC4 N. -4tli
St., Omaha, Neb. U M100
PRIVATE home during convenient; babies
boarded and adopted. Mrs. Gardell, 22iC
l Harles. Tel. 6.11 1. U 79(1
PRIVATE home during confinement; bnliles
adopted The Good Smaritan Sanitarium.
72 First Ave., Council Bluffs, la, Tel. 774.
v-x.-:
OMAHA Stammerer Institute.
Ramge Blk.
11799
FOR SALE Or rent, modern 7-room house,
full lot. shade trees, barn, cistern, etc
4240 Burdette. Tel. 602 or 6700. RE 714
c,,?8- Williamson Co.u fM"-
RE 770
FARMS and city homes,
tnter, Blair, Neb.
Kemp. Real-Es-RtV-MSia
THREE or four well lighted rooms; gas,
water, bath and closet; private, lainny.
2-ii Burt bt. G lol 9x
FOR RENT HOUSES
PIANO moving; lowest rates for reliable
service. Tel. lto. bulmioiicr t Atucuei.
HOUSES!?. Mr2 1?...
the city. R.
Bee mug.
L ,46
THE Omaha Van & Storage Co., pack,
move and store 11. H. goods. Storehouse,
llJu-4 N. 19th. Ottiue, 1611 Va rurna.n.
Tel. 1559. D 747
MODERN" 8-roorn house, $2,000 : 352S N. 27th.
Tel. .'!.'92. RE-M47H J19x
FOR SALE FARMS
BUY northwestern Texas land and double
your money In one year. One crop more
than pays for the land; ti to $10 per acre.
Hot winds unknown; rainfall ample. Ex
cursions first and third Tuesdays of each
month; a of one fare for the round trip.
S. C. DlKglo & Co.. 213-14 N. Y. Life Bldg.,
Kansas City, Mo. H M-399 Fi
7a acres. 3 miles northwest of Benson,
unimproved. $3.00 an acre.
GEORGE & CO.. 1601 Farnam.
H-M-441 13
EASTERN NEBRASKA FARMS
For sale. Improved. Three miles from
railroad and court house Address Box
1125. Omaha. Nob. 311
Tfio-APRE stock and farm ranch, Improved;
fci per acre cash. S. Hawver, 1614 Emmet
St. H-491 17
WE MOVE pianos,
age Co. Tel. 19.
Magsard Van & Stor
Ultice, liU Webster St.
JJ iM
uni ICL'Clu all parts of the city. The
is Co., OuH Bee Bldg.
HOU8ES, Insurance.
Ringwalt, Batkcr Blk.
T. SCHWARTZ, moving van.
Tel 2046.
1310 Webster.
D-MIO J 14
CHOICE MODERN HOME.
Nine rooms and barn, l block from 24th
car, Blnney St. Tel. Harney -to. D 442
8-ROOM modern house, except furnace, $J0.
C. M. Bacnmann, 436 Paxton Blk. Ted.
A2639. D-2l
FOR 8AI,E 79 acres' good level land, lying
soutn or wretna. 'inquire J. w. Booze,
Springfield. Neb. H M502 13x
THE
TWENTIETH CENTURY
FARMER.
This agricultural weekly goes to 80.000
homes of farmers and stock raisers, so If
you have a good piece of land to sell at a
leasonable prlco you will find a buyer
among them. The cost of an advertisement
is small 2 cents per word In small type or
$2.S0 per Inch If set In large type.
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS
FACTORY tuners and action regulators at
lowest rates for reliable service. Tel. 1625.
Schmoller & Mueller, piano makers.
U-XOO
-76$
BWANSON. N. P.-1701 Cuming St.
Tel. 1060
167 tf
PRINTING
I YiSiflSTAl") IllRh-grado 19"6 Calendars.
& JOR h Capitol Are. - -M
DOUGLAS I' l l. Co.
150S Howard Tel. 644.
-Mm ji?
THE JENNINGS P T G CO.
'Phone 6S80.
600
MONEY TO LOAN CHATTELS
DUFF GREEN CO.,
FURNITURE.)
LIVE STOCK LOANS
SALARY. )
We are an old established concern, where
you can get from $10 upward, and are the
originator of cheap rates and esay pay
ments. Established 1SS9. 8 and 9 Barker
Block.
Duff Green. Jule Althaus
X-197
CHATTEL AND SALARY LOANS.
PHOENIX CREDIT CO..
Tel. 745. 632-3 Paxton Blk.
X-783
Money
NOTICE OF THE RE- K-VTF.NSION OF
CHARTER OF THE oM.VHA NA
TIONAL BANK.
Charter No. 1.U.
CKRTiril'AT E RE-EXTEN1 1N'i"$
CHARTER TREASURY DEPARTMENT.
OFFICE oK COMPTROLLER OF THll
CURRENCY WASHINGTON. D. C. De
cember 14. 19"6
Whereas, By satisfactory evidence pre
sented to the undersigned. It has been
msde to appear that the Omaha National
bank, located in the city of Omaha. In th
county of Douglas and state of Nebraska,
baa complied with all the provisions of tha
act of congress "to enable national banking
associations to extend their corporate ex
Istence and for other purposes,' approved
Julv 12, 18.V.'. as amended by the act ap- i
proved April 12. 19o2:
,OW, I liei I M r, i ..iiiiuiii i.. rn,,rM..,
comptroller of the currency, do hereby cer
tifv that the Omaha National bank, located
In ' the cltr of Omaha, In the county of
Douglas and the state of Nebraska, la au
thorised to have succession for the period
speclficed In Its amended articles of asso
ciation, namelv, until close of business on
December 14. 1925.
In testimony whereof witness my hand
and seal of office this 14th day of December;
16. WILLIAM B. RIDGELY.
tSeal.) Comptroller or th Currenca,
Extension No. 9(4.
D17-X Jl-S-15 m
STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING.
The annual meeting of the stockholders
of 'I ne Soutu Omaha and Western Railroad
companv, for the election of sevn directors
and the transaction of such othor bus!,
ness as may come before the meeting, will
be held at the office of A. I Mohler,
corner of Ninth and Farnam Streets.
Omaha, Nebraska, on Wednesday, tha
Tenth Doy of January, A. D. 19"6, at U
o'clock A. M. T. M. ORR, "T.
D2Sd utsa
GOVERNMENT NOTICES
Wo have It to loan on furniture, pianos.
other chattels and salurles. We offer best
rates. long time and easy payments.
OMAHA MORTGAGE LOAN CO..
119 Board of Trade Bldg. Tel. t Estab
lished 1892.) 3u6 S. 16th St.
X-784
TUB, vapor and alcohol baths, 720 S. 13th.
I' 801
M AflMPTlP treatment Baths. Mme.
lVlrtJli E 1 IV- Smith, 118 N. !S, 2d fi., r. 2.
I.- 360
THE Salvation Army solicits cast-off cloth
ing. In fact, nnvthlng vou do not need;
we collect, repair and sell, at 114 N. lltli
St., for cost of collecting to the worthy
poor. Call 'phone 4135 and wagon will call.
V 511
PRIVATE confinement home; babies
adopted. Mrs. Dr. King, 606 N. 16th St.
Tel. 3559. U M78t J7
FOR SALE A $50 credit, good on the pur
chase price of any new piano at Hospe's.
What will you give? Address K 36. Bee
office. U .190 8x
PIANO CLUB '
Pianos delivered at once. $1 weekly. All
music lessons free. JOIN NOW. Perfield
Piano Co.. 1611 Farnam St. U 802
3314-331$ BURT, 8 rooms each; oath, hot
water heat; ready to move In; owner pays
water. Inquire in rear. D 520 llx
Desirable modern house, 9 rooms, nice
plumbing, good furnace, newly painted and
papered, good barn, large lawn. 2541 Chi
cago street. Rent, $40.
GARVIN BROS.. 1604 FARNAM.
D 144
120 North 25th St., 8 rooms, $.to.00.
1515 North 20th St., 6 rooms, $jo.ou.
2718 So. 16th St.. 5-room brick, $18.0.
25-6 Seward, 6 rooms. $15.00.
JOHN N. FRENZER. Ol'P. OLD P
1
O.
8
WANTED Honest young person not over
30 to manage abort time loan company,
one who could Invest $600; an opportunity ;
for an ambitious person. Send particulars
and you will receive more Information. ,
People's Loan and Trust Co.. Lincoln, !
Neb. Y-M423 8
CASH paid for dry goods, clothing and gen-
eral merchandise stock i ne Mercnants
Stock Co., 1st Nat l Bk. Bldg., Omnha.
Y"-44S
want first-class baiesmcn lur rs a. n,a r. a,
MINNESOTA ad WISCONSIN. Uberai
consideration. Apply quick. L M1S1 la
SALESMAN OF ABILITY
to sell tire extinguishers; splendid oppor
tunity. H. W. Johns-Manvtllu Co.. Mil
waukee. Wis. B-M504
FOR 8 ALE A good hotel business at
Genoa. Neb. II. K. Stillman. Y 495 17
PERSONS everywhere to distribute sam
ples; $2o.t weeklv and expenses. Address
"Manager." 4 Wells St., Chicago. 111.
B Mou6 8x
U26 S. 19th, five rooms, modern except fur
nace. Inquire 1510 Monroe, So. Omalia.
D M44 Ux
FOR RENT 22d and California Sts., 9-rooiu
house, $32.60; 7-room, $Li.50. Both mod
ern; In complete repair. Inquire at tk7
N. 19th St. D 174
FIRST-CLASS. 8 rooms, all modern,
newly papered only $i5. 4o6 N. 2i In
quire on premises. D 196 11
SECOND-HAND
STEAM Fli TINGS FOR SALE
If you want a bargain In steam fittings call
and look over the following supplies;
1.8-inch Austin's horizontal separator.
1. 4-inch Austin's vertical separator.
These have been taken out on account of
changes in our steam plant and are In
good condition. Aodress Bee Building
Co., or see W. H. Bridges, engineer. Bee
Bldg., Omaha. 632
FOR SALE Ietter press. In good order.
Inquire J. R. Campbell, Business Ofllce,
Omaha Bee. Q 133
CHICKEN FEED Good, clean wheat for
ciiichens. i.4u per hundred. FRED
PETERSON, feed store, 1816 Leavenworth.
W-MsJO Jbx
WE RENT sew ir.g machines, 75c week. We
repair all makes of machines; second
hand machines, $5 to $10. Neb. Cycle Co.
Tel. 1663. Cor. 15th and Harney. U 803
FREE medical and surgical treatment at
Crelghton Medical college, 14th and Duv
enisirt bis.; special attention paid to con
finement cases; all treatment supervised
by colleeg professors. 'Phone 116.. Calls
answered day or night. U 129
MANICURING, shampooing, scalp
ment, facial massage; thoroughly first
class work; satisfaction guaranteed. Lu
tie Bryant, 816 Bee Bldg. U-J0 14
OMAHA PRESSING CO.
Clothes cleaned and repaired; satisfaction
guaranteed. Prices moderate. Tel. tA6.
16th and Dodge Sts. U M2J8 F3
MnMPYlF YOt" NEED IT, come
mn u i where r Is easy to get on chat
tels and salaries; no red tape; get the
money the same day you ask for It; lowest
rates; strictly confidential business treat
ment. BOWEN.
703 New Y'ork Life Bldg. - Tel. $200.
X-785
MONEY -LOANED SALARIED PEOPLE
and others without security; easy pay
ments. Offices in 3 principal cities. I'ol
man, room 714 New ork Life Bldg.
X-787
DR. PRIBENOWS PRIVATE MONEY
loaned on furniture, pianos, salary,
horses, etc., In any amount at less man
half the rate; no red tape, perfect pri
vacy; Immediate attention; on any terms
wanted; payments suspended in case of
sickness or out of employment. Room
214 Karbach Blk., 209 S. loth bt. X-768
SEE the Western Loan company for fOrnl
ture, diamond and salary loans. 331 Ne
ville Blk., 16th and Harney. Tel. tol.
X-S7
CHATTEL, salary and Jewelry loans., Foley
Loan Co., 1504 Farnam St. X 789
OFFICE CONSTRUCTING QUARTE1V
master. Fort Robinson, Neb., Dee. 10, 11)04.
Sealed proposals, in triplicate, will ba re
ceived hero until 10 a. m. western standard
time. Januarv 10. 1905, for construction of
bakerv, hav shed. Q. M. workshop, squad
ron blacksmith shop, and four sets etahla
guard houses at Fort Robinson, Neb. In
formation furnished on application here or
to C. Q. M.. Omnha. Neb. Envelopes con
taining proposals to be marked "Proposals
for Public Buildings'' and addressed to
H. C. Whitehead, Contracting Q. M.
D16-18-19 Jan-1
When You Write
to Advertisers
remember It takes only an extra stroke or
two of the pen to mention the fact that
you saw the ad. in The Be.
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X i9o
EAGLE Loan Office, reliable, accommodat
ing; all buainess confidential. 1J01 Doug. as.
X-.91
MONEY TO LOAN REAL ESTATE
WANTED City loans and warrants. W.
Farnam Smith & Co., 1310 Farnam St.
W-778
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Fast Mall
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PLEATINGfg.Kms:
Send for price list
and samples.
THE GOLDMAN PLEATING CO.,
200 Douglas Block. Tel 193H.
U-8S6
RUPTURE CURED No knife, no Injec
tions. Call or write for booklet. Quick
Cure Rupture Co., 611 W. O. W Bldg
Omaha. 'V-Z ''
PIANO TUNING Tel. 6604.
'u7 Mason.
W.
R. Dalbey,
U-180 Ji2
"PHONE 701 and I
your piano, $2.
Farnam.
. man will call and tune
Perlield Piano Co., 1611
U-S06
MONEY TO LOAN Payne Investment Co.
W-774
BUILDING loans on residence property; $
per cent. W. B. Melkie, Ramge Bik.
W-775
LOWEST RATES Bemls,
Paxton Blk.
V 7
PRIVATE money. F. D.
Wead, 1620 Doujlaa
W-777
GARVIN BROS.. 16(4 Farnam; city loans, 6
and 6V per cent Interest; no deiay.
W-778
$1,000,000 TO LOAN on buslneaa and resi
dence property In Omaha; loweat rates; no
delay. Thomas Brennan, R. 1, N. Y. Life.
W-7.
Hastings Albion b 2:;.a pm
Chicago Local a11:30nm
Chicago Limited all :00 pm
Illinois Central.
Chicago Express a 8:0 am
CMcago Limited a 6:' pm
Minn. St. Paul Ex..bR:fOHm
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Leave.
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Chicago Limited a 5:0opm
Chicago Express a5:6am
IVabasb.
St. Ixiuls Express aC:30pm
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BURLINGTON STATION lOTII A M ASOS1
NAILS, $1.00 keg.
Mary's.
Star Box
Co.. 1MH St.
Q-M9A 9
WE buy and
Tel. B-33S6.
sell furniture.
1414 Dodge.
Q-M156 U
KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR MEN.
My latest medical publication for young
middle-aged and old men sent free to a'l
applicants. Dr. Geo. B. Wood. 206 Wright
Bldg.. Sioux City. ia. U-Ai Jan 8x
WANTED City loans. R. C.
Peters A Co.
W-780
FOR SALE One mimeograph, In good or
der Inquire ut business otlice, Omaha
Bt W-112
CRIBBING, fir timbers, 80 feet and under;
kcutoneU hardwood lumber. M Douglas.
4 .
FOR SALE The best hardware business,
for the money. In Omaha. Established 20
years. Annua;! sales, $.nno, and Increas
ing. Owner wanta to retire. Over $4,000.
floo expended in buildings here last year.
This year will beat those figures. A har
vest for material men. Address P. O.
Box 796, Omaha. Y" 501
PATENTS
II. A. 8TURGE8, registered attorney; pat
ents, trade marks, copyrights; no fee un
less successful. 617 N. Y. Life, Omaha.
,5J
F. J. LARSON St CO.. patent lawyers.
Patent book free. Bee Bldg., Omaha, Neb.
233
WANTED Two traveling aalesmen. about pQR RENT'
and expenses, with good chance to work
up. Bond required . Address or call at
Millard hotel between i and 3 o'clock
Monday. B. W. Miller. L M457
-STORES & OFFICES
2D-HAND safe cheap,
nam.
Deright,
119 Far-W-724
WANTED AGENTS
AGENTS wanted everywhere to aell our
popular policies, covering all accidents,
diseases and occupations: something en
tirely new and Issued by this society
only; easily understood and easily sold;
cost but $6 per annum each, payable
monthly If desired; large commissions
paid immediately and exclusive territory
allowed. Address National Accident so
ciety, XX) Broadway, New York. Estab
lished years J M276 mcho
SHARPS MACHINE WORKS-Fatents
.w.m-H inventions develoned. dramln&s.
nahnrni r atlnaa. machine work. 6a4-t.l3 I
ST loth St. 755
FOR EXCHANGE
PATENTS procured, bought and sold. Na
tional Investment Co., 63 Douglas Blk.
71$
DRESSMAKING
JOLDMAN netting Co.,
300 Douglas Blk.
-767
DRESSMAKING In families or at home.
Miss Sturdy, 2608 Davenport. Tel. Harney
lOut . -758
GOWNS, tailoring. Mrs.
Mottas. an Far.
M453 J18
MRS ROYS, cloak a, ladles' tailoring and
evening gowns. 'Phone 2476. 26o4 Dav pt,
-1U Feb 1
STUDY monologue Impersonation with
Goodwal Dlckerman, 2i6 Boyd s theater.
M 17 fcx
WANTED TO BUY
tXCHASGt
We have the following propertlea to ex
change for Omalia rental property or
good farms near Omaha:
$lu,ouo 9 -room brick house, with two bath
rooms and steam heat. barn, walk
ing distance to downtown, corner lot,
Sxl32.
$ 8.000 Two corner lota, with alley in rear
and aide, 152x117. paved street, near
Creighlon college. ldexl place for
flata or apartment house
$ l.OnO Full lot in Hanscorn place, on car
line.
$ S.500--1') acrea near West Q St., South
Omaha.
$ Li's) 4 acres on West Q St., South Omaha.
N P. DODGt: & CO., 1614 FAKNAM
Z-442 8
NO equal In location,
grocery, drug store,
laundry with power.
N. 23d.
In best condition; i SHERWIN-WILLIAMS CO. BEST MIXED
i'ai.m. eucriuan at sicconnoii urug co.,
Omaha. y 726
with lixtures. also
Apply Tizard, 2J0
1-187
THREE-STORY and basement, 1"03 Far
nam, elevator. 314 Firat Nat l Bank Bldg.
1 i5l
MILCH COWS,
Center.
on easy terms.
4Sd and
itw2J
WANTED A tenant for a new store on up
per Farnam street, to be built to suit. If
interested advise at once.
HARRISON & MORTON.
913 N. Y. Life Bldg. Tel. 314.
J-136
FOR RENT The entire third floor of one
of the leading retail houses; center of
retail diatrlct; good elevator service, well
lighted and steam heat. Address E 44,
liee office. 1-752
PIANO Square, $10; 60 rents weekly. Per
field Piano Co., 1611 Uunium St. (J 77
ADROIT HAIR BAZAAR
Removed from 1620 Douglas St. to rooms
-4-o Arlington Blk., lull iJudue. Mrs. lnz
Spalnhower Savage, prop. lei. Douglaa
20. U-M286 Fa
EXPERIENCED NURSE, for confinement
cases. Thoroughly reliable. 18J4 North
17th St. U-M990 J9
$10.00 REWARD for the address or where
abouts of Henry Idolise, used to be at
Bancroft and Pender, Neb. J. H. Lohse
Fort Laramie. Wyo. U Mil Jlo '
MASSAGE SPECIALIST Joseph Ruben
room 218 Bee Bldg. Tel. 66us Omaha; 27
years' experience, work guaranteed sat
isfactory. U-M7u9 J6
FOR SALE Two life scholarships on
omaha business college. Address uwignt
Williams, Omaha Bee, Omaha, Neb.
y 29
PRIVATE HOSPITAL before and during
coniinemcnt; up to date and reliable in
every way. 2219 S. 13tn St., Omaha. Neb.
U M 768 Jt
TRY KELLY'S LAUNDRY.
'PHONE 3630.
U 807
MME. PAREE of N. Y.-8having, Facial
Massage, Manicuring. 209 Douglas Blk.
U -to Jan 17
SPECIAL PRICES FOR NEBRASKA.
The tumous Old Trusty Incubators; made
by Johnson, the Incubator man. Send 1 ,, ;
for U4 page free catalogue. 250 poultry 1 MRS. MH.KUL8, pianist.
illustrations, . Ai jonnsun o.. i mv : i'-kjm.
Center, Neb. Q 266
209 8. 2uth. Tel.
L-loS Febl
FOR RENT Desk room In Bee office, city
hall building. 417 N. 26th St., South Omaha.
Apply to manager. 1134
IF YOU do not rind what yuu want In this
column, put an ad. in and you will soon
gel it. Z 9sJ
DESK ROOM FOR RENT
Ground floor orflee; best location In city.
Call 16"9 I'rnam St. 1275 10
WANTED TO RENT
5-") STOVES to select from at low prices.
Chicago Furniture Co., 1410-1412 Dodge St.
SI-728
FOR SALE At a bargain, material In stone
wall at 17th and Douglas Sts. See R. W.
Baker, superintendent Bee building, or
C. C. Itosewater, Bee business office.
W-lTlx
WANTED Board and room for man and ,
wife, in private family; within walking
distance of Webster street depot. Address
L-3. care Bee. K M-440 lux
FOR SALE A $50 credit, good on the pur
chase price of any new piano at Hospe's.
What will you give? Address K 36. Bee
office. Q 3s0 kx
ROOM and board In private family, by
young man working nights. Address I. 6,
kee. K M455 8x
LOST
WILL TRADE A
DRAFT HORSE.
GOOD PIANO FOR
318 M CAGL E BLDG.
Z-M477 J19
WE BUY Life Insurance Policies and pay
more In cash than the companies issu
ing them. Write for terms. J. II litis
man Company, Box 691. Lincoln. Neb.
N-Mlll J9
BILLIARD AND POOL TABLES
WANTED To buy, two second-hand 46
tan steam thovels and 100 second-hand
ne and one-half yard dump cars. Ad-
Areas i O, Sox Uk sremont, Neb.
k-MTi IT
FOR 8AI E New and second-band Dllllard
and pool tables, bar llx I urea of all kinda;
eaay pay moots. Seud foi catalogue.
Brunsw'lck-Balke-Collender, 407 S. 10th St..
Omaha. -414
NO TRUST PRICES-Rrand new solid oak
billiard and pool tables fur $1'A; also bar
fixtures cheap; write for catalogue. Chaa.
Fassow ft guns, CUlo-go. i;$
LOST Purse, railroad ticket, key, money;
liberal reward Mrs. A. Lantfe. 1j6
Georgia Ave. Lost 468 8x
SOME fine Barred Plymouth Rock cock
erels cheap. 4340 Erskine St.
Q-M456 9x
AUCTION aalea of 98 different lots of un
claimed and delinquent accounts of house
hold goods, planoa. trunks, etc., by the
sheriff, beginning Friday, January 19. at
lo a. in. at Omaha Van and Storage com
pany. 1120 to 1142 N. mil St. y-490 19
SCOTCHMAN. 29. wants acquaintance of
lady; If agreeable will marry. K 63 cars
Bee. L 412 x
PRIVATE HOSPITAL before and during
confinement; up to date and reliable in
every way. 23W S. 12th St., Omalia, Neb.
U-391 Febl7
5 64 PER CENT loans on city property.
W. II. Thomas, 1st National Bank Bldg.
WM71A .I
i tieuevue v i-arinc J uncai-. i.- pm
FARM. CITY AND BUILDING LOANS. Rellevue & J'acino June. .a ::tam
Darlington.
Tyave.
Denver & California. .. .a 4 10 pm
Northwest Express alUlOpni
Nebraska points a 8:0o lira
Lincoln Local a 9:10 am
Lincoln Fast Mull b 2:15 pm
Ft. Crook & Plnttsm'h.b 2:35 pm
Bellevne & Plattsm'h. .a 7:60 pm
Denver Limited
Reed Broa., 1710 Farnam St.
W-7S1
TICKET BROKERS
Chicago Sneclnl a7:'.fiam
Chicago express a pm
Chicago Flyer a h:u5 pm
lowa lineal a y u am
St. Louis Express a 4:45 pm
CUT RATE railway tlcketa
P. H. rhllbln, 150& Farnam.
everywhere.
Phone 784.
810
K. C. A 81. Joseph.
: K. C. ae St. Joseph.
I K. C. & St. Joseph.
....Ill0:4:' pm
a 9:15 am
a 4:45 pm
Arrive.
a 3:30 pm
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LARSON & JOHNSON,
19J5.
1406 Farnam. Tel.
-811
PLUMBING
CHAPMAN A MAHAN. Repairs promptly
done. Prices reasonable. 612 N. 26th. Tel.
Red-6864. -658Jan23
A SAVARD, 4311 N. 24th.
Tel. 6832.
-M513 Jan2l
LAW AND COLLECTIONS
Iave. Arrive,
b 3:50 pm 1:12 30 pm
Minneapolis A
ATTORNEYS everywhere. The New Snow
Church Co., main floor, N. Y. L. Tel. 133.
-0o
J. M. Macfarland, 309 N.Y.L. Bldg. Tel. 6S54.
-So9
CLAIRVOYANTS
MME. BUDDHA. LEADING PALMI8T.
Call at No. 113 South 16th St.. upstairs.
Resultful pi edit Hon absolutely given.
B-7
FLORISTS
HESS & SWOBODA. HIS Farnam. 792
MASSAGE specialist for chronic diseases
Joseph Ruben, room 218, Bee Bldg. Tel.
661.8; Omaha; 27 years' experience; work
guaranteed. U 32 Febl7
MEDICAL
LOST December 23. 1id. a setter dog;
black, white and tan bead; body white;
black spot on back; dog la old; was very
fat; reward $10, no questions. Hugh Mr
Caffrev, 214 Douglas block. LoST 208
CHECK In favor of Karl Foellmer. Jan
uary 4- Payment has been atopped; re
turn to Henry Hiller, I. Farnam St.
$6 rewardJ O -' 8x
OSTEOPATHY
JOHNSON Institute. 418 N. Y. L.
Tel. 16f4.
-737
DR. WELLS, L. C. Neville blk.
Tel. 6877.
-634 J22
I MRS. J. R. MU8ICK. oeteopathy, Neville
Blk a7 ,ian a
FOR SALE HORSES. WAGONS
GOOD larga barn for rent at 27th and
Leavenworth Sts., $Uv K, P. Podge ft
Ul. Mi f aTBlIU Mk f-76
DANCING ACADEMY
le.-
lll,
MORANDS .TVi'i'TduV
Tuc.da .)av4 mdajj ciildrii Box., . I u- nv
, W fait
PROGRESSIVE HOMEOPATH, C. N. Soru
uer, socially chronic dlaeaaua; cancers
tumor successfully treated by mall. Bee
Fluf- M136 JU
FOR women only. Dr. Raymond s Pills,
woman's monthly regulator, lias brought
hspplrese to thousands of anxioua
women: no pain, no danger, no Interfer
ence witli work; relief in 3 to 5 duya. We
have never known of a single failure
Price, $2 by mail. Raymond a Monthly
Regulator In liquid. H. Dr. R. J. Ray
mond Remedy Co., Room 36. 84 Adania St.,
Chicago, 111. 766
LADIES. $1,000 REWARD; I poaltively
guarantee my Never-Falling ERGO
KOLO Remedy. Safly relieves longest,
moat obatlnatn casea of delayed Monthly
periods In S to 5 daya without harm, paiii
er Interference with work. Mall $160.
Double strength $0 00. "SPECIAL FOLD
f.R FOR LADIES FREE. DR B H
SOUTH1NGTON CO.. KANSAS CITY.
MO. -766
BEST nerve bracer for men. "Gray a Nerve
Food fills" $1 box, postpaid Ebarman
ft MeCoruieU Jjrug Co., OintU. 77
U HENDERSON. 151$ Farnam.
Tel. 1!6.
-793
MUSIC AND LANGUAGES
VOICE culture. Italian method. Mrs.
M-iyland Martin, 21 Arlington blocks
M706 J26x
LEGAL NOTICES
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.
Office of Lee-Glass-Andreesen Hardware
Company. Omuha, Neb., Dec. 9. 190R. Notice
ia hereby given to the stockholders of the
l..Giass-Andreesen Hardware company
that the annual meeting of tha atnckhou.ors
of tha company will ba held at tha officea of
the said company, corner of Ninth and Har
ney streets. In ths c'ty of Omaha, In tha
stats of Nebraska, on Tuesday. January 9,
A. D. 1. st $ o'clock t. m., for tha purpose
of electing a board of directors for the com
pany to serve during the ensuing year nnd
to transact auch other buslneaa aa may ha
presented at sjcli meeting.
,unl, H. J LEE. Pres. dent
Attest: W M. GLASS. Secretary.
The annual meeting of the lol owners of
the Prospect Hill Cemetery association will
be held at the office of the secretary, room
3X Barker block. 16th and Farnam atreeta,
Monday sveulng. January 8, at rjwt
WEBSTER nF.POT 15TII WEIISTKR
Mlaaoarl Paclne.
Nebraska Local, via
Weeping Water
Chicago, t. Paul,
Omaha.
Twin cty Passenger b 6:30 am b 9:10 pm
Sioux City Passenger a 2:oii pm nil -dam
Oakland Local b 6:4r pm b 9:10 am
Emerson Local c 8:45 am c 6:00 pm
a Dally, b Dally except Sunday, d Dally
except Saturday, c Sunday only, e Dally ex
cept .iiouday.
Holding C'oart In Mlaaoarl.
Scene Mayor's court at Bartlesville.
Lawyer Clevlnger to Lawyer George: "Ob,
go ahead with the trial. You own the court.
anyhow."
George: "Are you going to stand for that,
our honor T He ought to be sent to Jail for
that."
Clevlnger: "Oh. can't you take a Joks? I
didn't mean It."
George: "You are a liar. You did mean
It."
They fight, Clevlnger scratching George's
face and George chawing Clevtnger's thumb
until Clevlnger howls "enough." A bucket
of water is brought by tha Janitor, tha
fighters wash their wounds and the trial
proceeds. Kansas City Star.
Wisdom.
The good fairy brought an Ingot of lead
and an Ingot of gold and laid them down
before him.
"Choose!" she ssld, simply.
The child thought a moment, and rhosa
the lead.
"It's no heavier to carry, it'a Juat aa good
to eat, and It won't make everybody hate
me." quoth he.
The good fairy laughed.
"You can be happy without any help
from me," ahe chirped, and flew aay-
Pvrk.
Aggravating.
"I went down tlds morning to exchange
that big vaae that Aunt Jane gave ua."
"Well?"
"All I could get for It was two handker
chiefs, a match aafe and a pair of bath.
ahpTera."
"How was that?"
"All the vases were marked down M ptg
cent this wees,." Cleveland Plain. DaaJsa