TIIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SUNDAY, JANUARY 7, 100G. The Omaha Sunday Bee I E. ROSE WAT EH, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERT MORNING. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Dally Bee (without Sunday), on ar..M AO l'ally lie and Sunday, one year JJ Illustrated lie-, one year 2-jJ S'inilny B, one year J Saturday Her, onn year IELIVF.REl) BY CARRIER . Ially Hen (Including Sunday) per week. .17c Imlly Bee (without Punday). per week. .12c Evening Hen (without Sunday), per week. Jc Evening Bee (with Sunday), PT week. ..10c Sunday Lee, per copy V, Artdrefs complaint of Irregularities In d 'I very to City Circulation Department OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council I',lulT-10 Penrl Street. Chlrago 16W Unity Building. New York la'- Home Life In. Building. Washington Ml Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to new and ed itorial matter should be addressed: Omaha lice. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Rem't by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent etamps received as payment of mall accounts, personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. THE BEE PUBL1SH1NU COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCL'IATlON. State of Nebraska, Douglas County. .: C. C. Roewaier, secretary of Tn Be Publishing company, being "'y, "woinl ay that the actual number nl run ana complete copies of The Dailv, Morning, Evening and Sunday Ike printed during the month of December. 1906. was a fol low: 1 81 JMO 17 :M2 2 SU.740 18 81,tW t Wl.O'-SO 19 3I.7TO 4 81.5.10 20 6 si. tho 21 sw.oao $ siito 22 aa.ioo 7 32. ISO 23 JW.UMO g Ulfi 24 3O,O0t I ;tJ,r)o 2& 3i,7m) 10 8u,iao 26 a.au H 81,040 27 aci.OlO J2 ai,7W 8'J.OOO JJ 81.UA0, 28 31,- H 8I.HUO SO aa,10 15 ai.rao v. so.iw 16 au,7io Total ' H,MO Lea unsold cople lO.HOS Net total sale. Daily average. 31,31) r.. r.. ROSENVATER. Secretary. Subscribed In my Presence and w'" t0 before me this aisi oay oi i'l-t- Notary Public WHEN OtT OF TOWN. Subscribers leaving the city tem porarily should liave The Bee mailed to (hem. It la better than a dally letter from home. Ad dress will toe chamteU as often aa rcuuested. iivai Uiu activity of liritisu wouieu lu politics It would ueiu Unit "British conservatism" la more of fancy than fact. Champ Chirks Philippine speech shows that the distinguished Allssourlaa Is lu active training for the coining Chautauqua season. The sweetest trust of all will be the syrup trust, which Is now being organ teed by a merger of all the syrup and glucose manufactories. It may be too late to recti "y some of the mistakes made lu the court house, but It U not too early to break the precedent which occasioned them. Nebraska railroads are not only teach ing the farmers how to plant and har vest grain, but they are also giving them instructions In how to avoid the as sessor. Deputy United States marshals In Ne braska may find that a good record Is more to be desired than a strong "pull" before they are firmly ensconced lu their present positions. The controversy over the gas contract foreshadows another gas claim and pos sibly another gas claim scandal, such as we had during the second mayoralty term of W. J. Drontch. Martial law has now extended to Siberia, but as long as the czar Is per mitted to leave his bombproof at Teter hof he cannot be expected to consider the situation desperate. "Graft" has been discovered In the Irish land laws. The vaunted honesty of politicians of the "right little, tight Utile Inland" has gone to Join the fiction of the divinity of kings. That officer of the Cameroon who Is to return to Germany to face trial may have served his apprenticeship In the American Indian bureau in the early days If the charges are true. With I,ord Hothschlld declaring him self a free trader while supporting a pro tectionist candidate for Parliament, his political ideas must be as elastic as those of the average American railway maguate. If agreements with the Interstate Commerce commission are no better kept than anti-pass agreements the com missioners nmjr have a strenuous year before them, lu spite of the recent con ference with traffic managers. sss"ssssssssssswsssissssssss With Mrs. Taggart and her children safely under the wing of a friendly Kentucky court It Is evident that Ken tucky has learned a lesson from Indiana, but one not calculated to increase the friendly feeling between the states. Judging from the clearlnc house rec ord, prosperity Is uot altogether confined to this side of the Canadian line. The clearings at Montreal for last week ag gregated over f'JtS.OUO.Odu. Toronto I'Jl, 0(10,000, and bank clearings at Winni peg, which Is not half a populous as Omaha, aggregated over fU.OOO.flOO. It may take several years for the courts to reach a final decision regarding the alleged over-valuation of railroads by the ttnte Board of Assessors, but In the high court of public opinion the de rision has already Ik-mi rendered and railway tax-shirking has been adjudged aa Indefensible from any point of view. SAFEGUARDING POlICTTTiJtDER. A compendium of the chief recom mendations which the New York legisla tive Investigating committee proposes to make to the legislature of that state with a view to safeguarding policyhold ers has been made public. These recoti- tneudations are: 1. That policyholder shall have effective voice In the government of the companies. 1 That there shall be full publicity to fhe policyholder In regard to the manage ment of the company affair. 1. That policies be limited to certain standard form. 4. That policies be safeguarded further than at present against forfeiture. 6. That deferred dividend payments either be prohibited or greatly restricted. . That the companies be obliged to make an equitable distribution of surplus to policyholder at stated periods. 7. That companies (hall make larger In vestments In real estate bonds and mort gage. 8. That the control of subsidiary com panies, uch a banks, trust companies and real estate holding companies, be pro hibited. 1. That the Investment In corporate bonds be regulated n u to prevent speculation, losses and attempt to float doubtful en terprise. 10. That deposits with or loan to monled corporation be restricted. All these proposed reforms will com mend themselves to the rank and file of life Insurance policyholders, and cannot fall to meet; with general popular ap proval. The question Is, Will they be lived up to? Several of the reorganized mutual companies, whose headquarters are lo cated closely to Wall street have made high-sounding promises of mutualiza tiou, but have shown no disposition to put their promises Into practice. Mani festly, because the new Inside rings, like the old Inside rings, are fearful of losing their grip by giving the policy-holders a voice, or share, in the management of their own affairs. To be sure every policyholder has re celved notice that an election of direc tors or trustees would be held on a given day In the city of New York, but no pol icyholder, excepting the Inside few, has been consulted regarding the candidates and most. If not all, of the policyholders have been politely notified to send their proxies to members of the Inner circle, In order to give the policyholders In every section of the country an oppor tunity to have effective voice In their government, life Insurance companies should be required to publish the names of policyholders in each of the various states in which their policyholders re side at least sixty days before every election, so that they may co-operate and participate In the selection of di rectors or trustees. Incidentally, a list of all candidates for the board should be submitted and the country should be districted and directors should, as far as practicable, be apportioned to the vari ous sections of the country. The abolition of deferred dividend policies and the equitable distribution of the surplus to policyholders at stated periods are desirable features, but why should life Insurance companies be per mitted to accumulate a large surplus for distribution Instead of reducing the pre miums in proportion to the risk as sumed? The essential feature of life in surance Is protective. The great major ity of policyholders do not invest their money In life insurance for the divi dends they expect, but for the protection it affords to their families, or their cred itors. Large dividends simply mean high priced Insurance, and high-priced Insur ance means few policyholders, whereas low Insurance rates means an Increase In the number of policyholders nn , therefore, an extension of the benefits of life Insurance to the largest number. The abolition of subsidiary trust coin panics and syndicates operated with In surance funds, and the Investment of these funds in real estate mortgages would, go far toward safeguarding the policyholders against loss through spec ulative investments and enterprises got ten up by the officers of Insurance com panies for private gain. The proposed restriction of deposits or loans to monled corporations would also go far toward safeguarding the Interests of policyholders, but above all things fre quent publicity of every important transaction on the part of the officers should bo paramount among reforms to be inaugurated in the future manage ment of insurance companies whether they are organized on a mutual plan or conducted by stock-holding corporations. rnoTECTtux to kiaoara falls. The entire country will approve the position of Governor Illgglng 0f New York, expressed in his message to the legislature, regarding protection to Ni agara Falls against the efforts that are being made to destroy that wonderful work of nature as a resort. The gov ernor says that more than twenty years ago the state of New York sought to re deem the falls from vandalism by re storing the surrounding scenery to Its primeval beauty and creating a state reservation as a free pleasure ground for the people. It has spent large sums of money lu the establishment and main tenance of the reservation aud mauy thousands of visitors enjoy its privileges yearly. For several years, however. New York and Canadu hare been engaged in a ri valry In granting franchises of incal culable value to power development com panies, permitting them to take water from the Ningura river above the falls for commercial purposes. The governor says the privileges granted to these com panies now constitute a real menace to Niagara and he urges an International agreement to protect the cataract and river from spoliation. This matter was referred to by I'resldeut Itoosevelt in his aunual message, who said that "nothing shouhl be allowed to interfere with the preservation of Niagara Falls In all their beauty and majesty." He said If the state cannot set) to this then she should le willing to turn it over to the national government, which should In such case If iosslble, in conjunction with the Canadian government assume the burden aud responsibility of preserv ing unharmed Niagara Falls. There seems to be urgent need of action in this case, as five companies are withdrawing water from the cataract now and five more ore preparing to. The ten com panies are permitted by their charters to help themselves to 1,3:W,.(HJ horse power, more than a third of the whole effective power there. As one of the wonders of the world the falls must be protected against spoliation. KEBRASKA A.fD I'KSXSTLV AX1A. Governor Mickey lost the opportunity of his life when he allowed himself to be hypnotized by corporation lobbyists and pretended friends of good govern ment Into backing down on the proposed call for a special session of the legisla ture ou the plea that the late legislature having failed to do 1U duty in certain particulars, would refuse to respond to the popular demand for constitutional revision. Other governors similarly sit uated have placed the burden of respon sibility for nonaction upon the legisla ture. Thus, for example, Governor Fenny packer has issued a call for a special session of the Pennsylvania legislature, which Is to meet on January 15 for the express purpose of repealing the ob noxious Ripper law and other bad legis lation enacted by it and enacting re formatory legislation demanded by the citizens of Philadelphia to prevent a re currence of the reign of graft to which that city has been subjected. No legis lator will be given a chance to say that there was no disposition to afford him an opportunity to mend his record. It Is anticipated that the legislature will com ply with the popular demand, as out lined In the governor's call, and will be able to adjourn within two weeks. It goes without saying that an extra session of the Pennsylvania legislature will Involve greater outlay than an extra session of the Nebraska legislature would have cost, and the measures which the legislature of Pennsylvania is colled on to enact were insignificant when compared with the wrong inflicted upon the people of Nebraska by delaying constitutional revision for an indefinite period. MAT BE RETALIATION- There continues to be more or less speculation as to what will be the result of the efforts being made to effect an arrangement between Germany and the United States for averting a tariff war. Less than two months hence the new German tariff will become operative and unless lu the meantime some agreement Is reached that will relieve American products from the maximum rates in that tariff, which as to some of our prod ucts are practically prohibitory, there will ensue a very considerable diminu tion In the exports from the United States to the German empire. The latest information of a trust worthy character on the subject Is not reassuring. The conferences or negotia tions between the secretary of state and the German ambassador have, it ap pears, been entirely futile. The state ment Is made that Secretary Koot has abandoned all hope of making a com mercial treaty of a reciprocal character with Germany and will refuse to accept the only portion of the minimum rates which the German government ha . offered In place of all now enjoyed by tms country. The plan presented by that government contemplates a conces sion of equal value, as measured in dol lars and cents, by each government. Our government can offer a reduction In duties amounting to between 3oo,000 and $400,000 annually upon German im ports. The German suggestion is that American products be accorded a redtic tion of duties to the same amount and no more, the maximum tariff to apply when this limit has been reached. This solution, it is said, does not meet with the approval of the president and sec retary of state and there the matter stands. Whether or not the German govern ment will be disposed to offer further concessions remains to be seen, but the probability Is that it will not. In that event a tariff war Is very likely to re sult. Indeed it Is reported to have been practically decided, as the result of con ferences between the administration and memlers of congress, to have congress, before the German tariff goes Into ef." feet, pass a bill authorizing the secre tary of the treasury to Impose an addi tlonal duty upon the imports of any country discriminating against Ameri can products, mils having this In view have been Introduced in both the senate and house and the chances now seem good for the adoption of this method of retaliation. It does not appear likely nun iiiywnng will be done resnentino. the proposition to enact a maximum and minimum tariff at the present session. It is pointed out that In a tariff war with Germauy. American products which would be affected amounted last year to $5.000.om, those unaffected be cause Germany needs them for Iter peo ple and her manufactures amounted to 14000.000. It is still to be hoped that a fair and onuitible agreement will be reached for averting a tariff war, which would be damaging to both countries commercially and might Impair friendly relations In other respects, but the out look for such an agreement is not at present at all favorable. The express companies have Joined with the rallror.ds in refu"!ng to Issue express franks to favored shippers and political mercenaries. The announce ment will be a revelation to the Ameri can people, who were not aware of the extent to which free transportation was carried on by express companies at the expense of patrons who are obliged to pay as they go. Presently we may hear of a similar announcement from the sleeping car companies. AS MTERKSTiyO KXrERlUEST. The new departure In municipal gov ernment recently Inaugurated by the city of Houstou, Tex., will be watched with great Interest by friends of mu nicipal reform lu every section of the cotiutry. Under Its new charter Hous ton Is to be governed hereafter by a mayor and four commissioners, who act as his assistants and who comblnedly have a certain degree of checking power on the mayor's actions. The new city government of Houston Is vested In five city officials, chosen by popular vote, namely, the mayor and four aldermen-at large, who ore at once appointed by the mayor as commission ers respectively of tares and finance; police, fire and electricity; streets and bridges; sewers, parks, water and public health. All these officers, Including the tax collector, chief of police, judge of the police court, city attorney and city comptroller, ore appointed by the mayor without the concurrence of the council, and the council may Impeach and re move the mayor or any of his ap pointees for ony cause affecting his honor. A referendum upon the granting of a franchise may be had whenever 500 qualified voters osk for It This form of municipal government is modeled after the government of the city of Washington, which is efficiently conducted by a loard of five commis sioners, appointed by the president and confirmed by the senate. In Washing ton, however, tho people have nothing to say, whereas In Houston the mayor and councllmen ore elected. Up to date the citizens of Houston appear to be well pleased with the experiment The five commissioner officials have used their power freely and have brought about a new order of things, but It Is too early yet to predict whether the new departure will suppress the ex travagance, graft and the worst evils from which other American cities are suffering. The official statistician of tho census bureau estimates the population of Ne braska at 1,008,120, as against 1,007, 750 for 1904, and 1,000,300 for 1900, while the population of Omaha at the end of 1905 is estimated at 120,505, as against llfl,9G3 in 1904 and 102,555 in 1900, and the population of Lincoln for 1905 is estimated at 40,874, as against 45,576 for 1904 and 40,109 for 1900. This would Indicate a gain of 10,010 for Omaha and a gain of 0,705 for Lincoln over the census figures of 1900, or a total gain for the two cities of 24,715, while the gain for the whole state of Nebraska in the five years since the taking of the national census would be only 1,820. It naturally follows that If the state only gained 1,820 during the past five years, while Omaha and Lin coln gained 24,715, 'there must have been a loss in population of 22,895 in the state outside of Omaha and Lincoln. Manifestly the statisticians at Washing ton are not much more reliable in their guesswork than the stotistielans in the Nebraska state lobor bureau. From the sublime to the ridiculous there Is but one step. The charge that libraries, swine, dry goods, coal, oil stoves, tobacco, kitchen utensils, alcohol, drugs and medicines arc being sent through the United States malls under the franking privilege, Is to be Investi gated by the postofflce committee of the lower house of congress and the coun try is to be searched with a fine tooth comb for tangible proofs. This may be a diversion from inquiries that are much more pertinent and Impertinent, but If it leads to the abolition of the franking privilege, or at least the abrogation of the policy by which hundreds of car loads of printed matter and garden truck Is transported at the expense of the government to all parts of the coun try, tho fantastic search for quadru peds, centipedes, velocipedes and auto mobiles' transmitted as mail will not have been In vain. The Mississippi legislature has adopted a resolution at the opening of Its ses sions barring all lobbyists from the halls and corridors of the capltol and requir ing all persons who desire to appeur be fore legislative committees to secure credentials. This Interdict will not se riously disturb professional lobbyists. They generally put In their work at the hotels and resorts patronized by mem bers of the legislature. A more effective way to banish the lobby Is to have a grand Jury in session at the state capi tals from the opening to the close of every legislative session. That would make tampering with lawmakers rather risky. According to the annual review of railway progress In America, compiled by the Chicago Hallway Age, f5oo,000,. tXiO worth of locomotives anil rolling stock were added to the equipment of American steam railroads during the year 1905. Whether this enormous In crease in railway motive power will make its appearance In the schedules that will be submitted to state hoards of assessment this year Is, however, not prognosticated. Commissioner Pre is to be com mended for his effort to do away with star chamber meetings of the county commissioners. The affairs of the county should be conducted open and nlove board, every gosslon of the boi'rd should be pu'i'lc. and the position of every meinlier on any Issue should be kuown to the public. The Omaha Junior fake Incubator has projected Erastus A. rtenson Into the political arena as its preferred candidate for mayor. The question naturally pre sents Itself, under what flag does Mr. Benson propose to sail? The last time he ran for mayor he was nominated by the populists, enthusiastically supported by the prohibitionists and warmly sup ported by disgruntled republicans und democrats. The suggestion mode by Jacob II. Rchlff, that If the president of the United States would only put part of the en ergy he lias so admirably put Into the attempt to regulate railroad rates Into an attempt to cure the condition of our circulating medium the material Inter ests of this country can be safeguarded for a long time to come, was manifestly a slip of the tongue. All the 6tato Institutions of Missouri, as well as the capltol building at Jeffer son City, are to be heated hereafter by a recently completed heating plant which was constructed at a cost of $40, 000. Such a plant operated by the state at Lincoln could supply heat to the state capltol, university, Insane hos pital and penitentiary. If the United States Is to preserve the "open door" in Morocco, as well as In the orient, it may be that some of the foreign countries will more strongly In sist upon some of the doors in the Occi dent swinging both ways. German ex ample may be Infectious. Good Motto for All. John Hay s Eulogy of lien Franklin. To teach 1b better than to deny, to love and trust Is wiser than to hate and doubt, to create 1 nobler than to destroy. KeversloK the old Cry. Puck. There are 20,floo more men than women In Iowa. In spite of Horace Greeley and other esteemed authorities, Come east, young man, come eaHt! Sublime Assurance. Baltimore American. The Sublime Porte ha called the atten tion of the powers to a threatened up rising In Macedonia. Tho Sublime Porte Is never lacking In the sublime assurance with which It call on the powers when ever convenience requires and then boolly ignores their claims till forced into the usual ultimatum corner. A Japanese Knocker. Springfield Republican. An unexpected blow to English pride come from a Japanese critic, who con tends that England la In a state of deca dence. And he totiches us In a sore place by ascribing that decadence to the Amer icanization of England which Is going on. Tet about all America has done is to give the British nobility a boost with the heir esses. Even that, however, Is described as hurtful to "the old English spirit of simple faith In noble Ideals." Tills could be be lieved if it were not true that the British aristocracy always had a simple faith also In a good round Income. FERSOXAL AMD OTHERWISE. Maine canned over 7,000,000 lobsters last year without exhausting the local supply. The new president of the New York Life Is 75 year old and cultivates whiskers on the portlerre plan. One Amundson I credited with having discovered the Northwest passage, although Jim Kill ha worked along that line for several year. Walter Wellman and his staff of North Pole flyer should make note of the fact that a medal is to bo struck in Sweden commemorating the flight and finish of Andree. The gas companies of Boston have volun tarily reduced the price to 90 cents, and consumers eagerly watch the wheels go 'round under increased pressure. Enlarge ment of the heart 1 not a dangerous as It seem. i New York' new commissioner of police swear by the "nine gods of war" and doewn't care "a tinker's dam" who knows it. His subordinates could give him points on the swearing vocabulary and make him feel like a plugged quarter. It didn't happen in Jersey, though It Is worthy of the state. A New York court solemnly shook Its hoary locks when asked to enjoin tho wagging of a scolding wife's tongue. That court comprehends judicial limitations. An Oklahoma paper make a forceful plea for educational reform, contending that the youth of the land should be taught the principle of graft In order to give them an equal show with the old hand. That may be necessary In Oklahoma. Elsewhere the schoolboy know more In a minute than the "old man" could learn in a week. An Indiana woman who made $50,000 In business In ten years ha been gathered In matrimonially. How such a prize escaped all these year is a reflection on Hoosicr gallantry. Still, on the other hand, there Is Jim Riley, whom they all prize so highly, singing tender ditties and no Mrs. Riley In sight to put on the lid. These thing should be equalized before the year grow old. SEHMOS IIOILKU DOWN. Heaven is either now or never. Many a trial Is a test before promotion. Truth is without value until is is vitalized. Ive Alls even family Jars with perfume. The lift of your life 1 the pi out of your love. The best social refinement is to be refined of self. Unnecessary help is always a sad hin drance. You cannot give a quart of love out of a half-pint heart. It Is easy for the plugs In the race to despise the prize. The only way to leave the bad is to cleave to the good. The aermon that beat about the bush always And It barren. Religion will not keep at all so long as you keep It all to yourself. Those virtues are at home in a man which he manifests at home. The light of the church does not depend on the oillnesa of the saints. There's a lot of difference between a board mind and a swollen head. There are people who never appreciate the rose until they apprehend the thorn. Many saints are poor because their piety lu not vigorous enough to stand prosperity. The well of truth would be u. good deal clearer If we would keep our stick out of It. The man who can be trusted when no one Is looking will do work that all will look at. It always spoils your appetite for life If you let your heart get puckered with pessimism. Heaven limy be the home of praise; but it will do no harm to let a few cheers loose here. Seme men think that they are doing a greut dual toward remedying this world's wrongs by reciting them. Create a little heaven now and you will pot need to worry ab.ut your credentials fur more of It by and by. Chlcngo Tribune. The Auditor of Public Accounts of Nebraska Examines, counts nml verifies the securities nml ledger assets, in cluvling lvpisteretl bonds, mortgages, loans to policy holders, notes, cash and deposits in bank and deposits -with the State of Nebraska, and certifies all correct, and attaches his signature and official seal. A HALF MILLION DOLLARS OF ASSETS The Official Certificate BANKERS RESERYE LIFE COMPANY OMAHA, NEBRASKA STATEMENT OF NET LEDGER ASSETS, DEC. 31, 1905: Registered County, Municipal and School Bonds $209,787.70 First Mortgage Loans on Improved Real Estate 146,900.00 Loans to Policy Holders on policies in force 51,796.53 , Bill Receivable 33,126.68 Cash on hand in office 339.69 Cash in Banks to credit of Company. . . . 61,168.19 $503,118.79 BALANCES IN DEPOSITORY BANKS DEC. 31, 1905: First National Bank, Omaha, Neb $13,938.92 Merchants National Bank, Omaha, Neb. 13,143.98 Nebraska National Bank, Omaha, Neb.. 2,599.73 U. S. National Bank, Omaha, Neb 13,151.74 First National Bank, Tekamah, Neb. . . . 4,348.02 Omaha National Bank, Omaha, Neb.... 13,985.80 $61,168.19 FIRST MORTGAGE LOANS ON IMPROVED REAL Estate on deposit with the Auditor of Public Accounts of the State of Ne braska for the protection of Holders, December 31, 1905. E. M. Searle, Jr., Auditor of Public Accounts. STATE OF NEBRASKA, Insurance Department, Auditor's Office, Lincoln. ' THIS IS TO CERTIFY, That the foregoing schedule of se curities and ledger assets of the Bankers Reserve Life Company of Omaha, Nebraska, including bonds, mortgages, loans to policy holders, notes, cash and deposits in bank and deposits with tho State of Nebraska, have been carefully examined, counted, veri fied and found correct by me. IN WITNESS WHEREOF I have hereunto set my hand and caused my official seal to be affixed, at the City of Lincoln, this 3d day of January, 190G. E. M. SEARLE, JR., Auditor of Public Accounts. (Seal) JOHN L. PIERCE, Insurance Deputy. The State Auditor of Public Accounts of Nebraska has been requested to examine, verify and certify the Annual Statement of the company for the year ending December 31, 1905. WESTERN POLICIES FOR WESTERN PEOPLE GUARANTEED BY WESTERN SECURITIES HAS BECOME A FIXED PRDXCIPLE. BASCOM H. ROBISON, President. DOMESTIC I'LEASAXTHlES. Rttnkin What are you going to do with all those clifar cheekB. or whatever you call tlieni, that you are Having? Fvle I am papering a room with them. I want to show my wife that I can econo mi... t.. ...i.m things as well as Blie can. Chicago Tribune. "Want my daughter, eh? What are your prospects?" "Well. I own a gold mine." "Working it?" "No working the public with it. Take her and be Imppy." Urooklyn Life. "What did you do that offended Miss OMun so?" 1 m sure x oon i nimw. Ing about the threatens : return ot crinoline . . i.. ...... If u)i. wnnlihi't HIM 1 merely "c'i - " ,",7 V. . . hate to go back to hoops again.' rhlliulel phla Press. Mrs. Jiiwback John, wake up! You are talking in your sle-p. Mr. Jawback La-mme 'lono. It s the only chance 1 evur get. ain't It V Cleveland iJeader. The Press Agent That girl Is Just full of talent. The Mannger She must be. I ve never seen oiiy come out. New York Times. "Were you ever a reformer?" "Oh, yes," answered Senator Horghum. "But I found that being a reformer is like a great muny other things. Success de pends on knowing Just when to quit." Wushlngton Star. She You've been out every night since I married you, ami you swore you would be as true us the stars above. He Well, ain't the stars above out every night, too? Judge. "A girl," said Miss Prim, "should always teaeh a man his distance." "Yes." replied Mies Koy, "but the right sort of a man would know his dista.net. The Most Remarkable Record of Our Piano Store It la doubtful If any other Piano store ever entered upon a new year tinder such auspicious, circumstances aa ours. Certainly no other Piano store In the West has built up a business even approx imating ours In volume, and, we might add, In character. During the year Just closed we made a large gain over the prev ious year. The greatest increase was In the sale of higher grades of Pianos, the Knabe, Kramich & Bach, Kimball. Bush & Lane show ing the largest pains. The large sale of such fine Pianos Indicates accurately the character of this Piano store's customers. Our stock Is bright and beautiful In finish, up-to-the-minute In late Improvements, many entirely new designs conveying a general conviction of unuaul value, which is exactly what they are. The new Pianos which we sell at $190, $210, $235 and upwards become especially strong when compared with any Pianos anywhere that cost $200, $300 and $325 in other stores. The eating of the pudding is the proof. The most searching Investigation, testing and proving Pianos elsewhere, brings stronRly to tho customer the superiority of the ones we sell at a lesser price. A. HOSPE CO. 1513 Douglas St. The Angelas I'lano Player Policy $100,900 00 J. L. Pierce, Insurance Deputy. I have no patience with the fellow who stands off about three feet and then leans 'way over to kiss you aa If you were a hot potato." Philadelphia Ledger. "What a loud peal that Is at the door "Yes, Mr. Catchem is coming this evening. I think that Is my engagement ring." Bal timore American. He But why should you insist that I apologize? You admit yourself that I waa In the right. She Well, you ought to apologize for that. Bomervllle Journal. JOT.TISEY OP THE WATEll WAGO. The man who drove called "All Aboard" 'Twas January first And every man there was a horde Who wished to lose his thirst I'pon that good old wagon climbed ; And settled down to ride; Then loud their husky voices chimed, "All ready; lot 'er slide." Before the wheels had fairly turned One fellow lost his grip; Another for this comradn yearned, Which made his lingers slip; The next they struck a Jugged bump, A dozen lost their hats: Knch for his top piece made a Jump The balance cried, "Oh, Rats." Then one by one they jostled off, It was a tearful sight, 'Till only one was left to sooff. And he was fastened tight; But e'er another mile they sped This fellow wiggled loose; "The barn for me." the driver said, "1 see It is no use." The water wagon comes and goes, It's fares stay but a while; The driver has his little woes For every passing mile; Folks wonder why the Job he'll stand, But laud him not in haste He wears a silver palate, and He has no sense of taste. HARRY P. VAN ARSDAJ.E. Omaha, Neb. Is the Wonder that Attract. tti