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Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me thie 1st day of December. 1305. (Sealj M. B. HUNOATK," Notary Public. WHElf Ol'T OF TOWJ, Subscribers leaving; ! city tern. Iiorarlly ahnold bate Ihe Bee mailed to tbem. It la belter tbaa a dally letter from home. Ad dress trill be ebaaned as often as requested. We are once more at the putting of I ho ways. (iood-bye, 1h)5. That Boston copper brokerage firm which failed evidently took Tom Law sou seriously. Governor Mickey Is not a caudldnte for re-election, says the Lincoln Star, and that should be taken for official and llnal. Resumption of truffle by Russian rail roMds may mean that a number of so cialist leaden desire to move to n less dangerous climate. Attorney Jerome promises to be re sponsible for much of the good work of the mayor's subordinates in New York for Hie next four years. The German lieutenant who succeeded lit capturing Miss Uusch of St. Louis ex hibited n degree of strategy which would have made Von Moltke proud. Now that the lusuruucc investigation Is about closed, numberless nostrums as h sure cure of the insurance graft will be patented and put upon the market. j Hryan Is studying the Filipinos and Filipinos are studying Hryan at close range. When they get acquainted with each other they will know more about each other. The day may come when lawyers will tm held as strictly accountable for their, stfitfrincnts lu court as witnesses; and in that day there will be fewer courts and wider Justice. No Tammany leaders have been ap pointed by Mayor McClellau, but It Is not difficult to foresee the result of the election In Tiiimnany hull for the llsh follow the food. The Xew York insurance hearing has closed aud It is now in order for the members to discover the real value of publicity in crystallizing public senti ment Into adequate laws. Federal grand Juries in Chicago seem to be made of different stuff from fed eral grand Juries in Nebraska. They have no Jim Crows or .Toe Crows or Tat Crowes as foremen. If Nebraska Is to have a big man for governor next time why not recall Gov ernor Magoon from Panama, lie is a six-footer aud weighed pounds be fore he went to the isthmus. Fx Governor Odell declares that his successor. Governor lligglns, is inspired by Roosevelt. If a few more governors were afflicted with the same inspiration the country would not suffer very much. In spite of offers of .'si per cent am.1 men: for call money on several days, Now York lank reserves show a decided increase over last week. The money chsnrers must have received a lip" lron headquarters. The fact of two strangers having beeu choked 'to death at an Omaha hotel by gas escaping 'from leaky gas burners opens the way fr auother heated dis cussion on the gas question at the uext meeting of the council. Senator Millard will meet with a strenuous New Year's welcome from a very large numtter of his constituents, most of whom are applicant for the va-t-afiey of the United States attorneyship or friends of the men who want to AH the vacancy. Such Is senatorial life THE PLCSAG TEAR A most eventful year ends with to daya year whose record constitutes one of the most Interesting chapters in the world's history and will for an Indefinite time exert an Influence upou the rela tions and the affairs of the nations. l or the Fnited States l'.HXi bus been a year of peace, progress aud unprece dented prosperity. Great crops have re warded the lalmr of the agricultural pro ducers, their aggregate value exceeding that of any previous year. The output of the manufacturing Industries has been greater than ever before in a twelvemonth. There has been ft vast Increase In Internal and foreign com merce. Our exports and Imports for the year run $13o.oi0,ono for ex ports aud $i0,0iH,0(i0 for Imports over hist year. Railroad gross earnings ore some f 120,00,s0 over 1!h4 and net earnings some $K.(miO,0im). Bank clear ings are about $34,000,000,000 more than In 1!HM, or a growth In overturn of a third. Expenditures of steam railroads for new rolling stock during the year far surpass all previous records, amount ing to above $200,000,000. Such are some of the evidences of national prosperity, to which must be added the large accu mulations of the people as shown in the savings bank deposits, representing chiefly the gains of lubor. No approxi mately accurate estimate can now be made of the addition for the year to the nation's wealth, but It amounts to thou sands of millions of dollars. In another respect, that of world Influence, the 1'nlted States has advanced. The dem onstrated devotion of this republic to the cause of peace among the nations, magnificently exemplified In the action of its chief executive in bringing about the peace negotiations between Russia and Japan, has led the nations to regard this country as pre-eminently the power capable of promoting International peace. More than ever before in its his tory the United States enjoys the re spect and confidence of the nations. When the year opened no one could foresee the end of the mighty conflict In the far east. Vast armies confronted cacn other in preparation for what wiis expected to be the greatest battle of modern times. A formidable Russian fleet was moving toward Asiatic waters to challenge Japan's control of the sea. With profoundest Interest the world nwalted a meeting of the hostile forces. The great naval battle in the Sea of Japan decided the conflict. Russian power in the far east was hopelessly broken. The time for Intervention had come and with a tact that commanded the admiration of the world President Roosevelt brought the belligerent na tions together In peace negotiations. The conclusion of the war placed Japan among the world powers and gave to China assurance that her territorial In tegrity would be preserved. By the treaty of Portsmouth Japan committed herself to the "open door" for trade and a treaty recently concluded with China, under which sixteen ports and cities of that empire are to be opened to the com merce of the world, shows the sincerity of Japan's purpose to give all the com mercial nations a fair opportunity in the Asiatic markets. Assured of the preser vation of her territorial Integrity ami "administrative entity," China is mani festing a disposition to assert herself as an independent nation. She is organiz ing an army with a view to self-defense and otherwise preparing to take n place among the world powers. This gives as surance of a radical change in the rela tions of the western nations with those of the east, which may produce future conditions that cannot be foreseen. "China for the Chinese" Is a present cry that seems ominous, but may not prove as significant as some apprehend, though It should not be regarded too lightly. As to the rise of Japan to a controlling posi tion In the affairs of the far east, there Is In It nothing to cause distrust or uppre heuslon on the purt of western nations. The course of that power has dispelled the fear of the "yellow peril" and It is not likely to reappear within a genera tion, If ever. Events In Europe during ttie year have been of great interest and of large Im port. Foremost in the stage of affairs is the revolutionary movement in Rus sia, the final outcome of which cannot be predicted with confidence. It is a protest of the people against despotic rule aud bureaucratic oppression and corruption which It is safe to say can not fall to result in radical political, so cial aud Industrial changes to the ma terial benefit of the masses. The gov ernment may not be overthrown, for the great Istdy of the Russian people are not now prepared for self-government, but autocracy will be shorn of much of Its power and the bureaucratic regime will come to an end. The'revolutionary movement may ls checked, for the mili tary power of the government is still strong, but the "spirit which Inspired the movement cannot be destroyed. It has become so widespread and deep-seated that to uproot it Is impossible aud there can be uu doubt that sooner or later it will secure the concessions it demands. The separation of Sweden aud Norway and the creation thereby of a new mon archy was an event chiefly of luterest to the two countries immediately con cerned. The issue betweeu Germany and France regarding their respective interests iu Morocco for a time threat ened to become serious, but both na tions agreed to submit the issue to an international conference, which, as now arranged will meet early uext mouth. France, Germany, Russia, Italy, Spain, Austria aud Great Britain will partici pate iu the conference. The Mace donian question, betweeu Turkey and the lowers, involving the regulation of the financial affairs of Macedonia, threatened to become troublesome, but the derided stand taken by the powers appears to hare averted any danger of erlous coufllct. The internal affairs oVau stria-Hungary have leen much dis turbed and are still unsettled. It seems certain that the- must soou undergo a radical change or modification, for there has been developed among the people a very strong democratic ten dency. The most Important event iu France during the year hns been the separation of church and state, the union of which had existed for more than a century. The political effect of this Is yet to be shown. An election for mem bers of the Chamber of Deputies Is soon to lm held and undoubtedly the church and state separation will enter Into the campaign, though it Is hardly possible that there will ever be a re versal of the action that has been taken. Germany has had a peaceful year, with out any yery notable happening, and at its close Is enjoying a good degree of prosperity. For Italy the year's rec ord presents nothing of unusual Inter est, and this is also the case with other continental countries of which special mention Is not made above. Great Britain has during the year been rather more than ordinarily ac tive in international affairs and her in fluence has been in the interest of peace. Her treaties with Japan anil with France, while of course prompted by the desire to protect her own interests, are yet, peace promoters. The change in the ministry, by which the liberal party has been restored to power, will be followed by a dissolution of Parlia ment and a general election which will determine whether or not the existing fiscal policy of the nation is to be main tained. The campaign, with this ques tion as the paramount issue, is now on. According to recent figures, British trade during 1003 has been good, yet there Is a vast number of unemployed In the I"nlted Kingdom and a great deal of destitution nnd suffering. This Is one of the most pressing matters with which the new ministry will have to deal. Our northern nleghbor, Canada, has had a year of prosperity, as also has our southern neighbor, Mexico, which during the year took steps to put her currency on a gold basis. The south and Central American countries, with the exception of Venezuela, have ex perienced no serious troubles during the year, and there-is promise that Vene zuela will reach an amicable settlement of her difficulties. The southern repub lics, notably Argentina, are making pro gress. That the work of civilization and en lightenment has gone forward during the last year is unquestionable and so far as our own country is concerned by no means the least important of the year's benefits is the awakening of the public conscience against corrupt political boss ism and the strengthening of the popu lar determination to put a stop to cor poration abuses and lawlessness. A CUMMEXDABLE KE IV DEPARTURE- The policy pursued by the Burlington railroad ever since It obtained a foot hold In Nebraska has been tc build up local traffic by the encouragement of the settlement of thrifty and industrious farmers on the lands within Its land grant, as well as the lands that aro tributary to it As a result of this policy the lands in the South Platte country, traversed by the Burlington lines, have been densely settled by progressive nnd Industrious farmers and villages nnd towns have been built up at comparatively short dis tances along Its entire route between Plattsmouth and McCook. The same policy that has been successfully pur sued by the Burlington south of the Platte Is being extended nlong its branch lines north of the Platte. In order to carry out this policy more effectively the Burlington now proposes to establish a bureau of information to assist legitimate honieseekers to locate lunds still available and utilize its re sources with a view of settling up the state. In selecting I). Clem Deaver as manager of Its homeseekers' laud bureau the Burlington has made an excellent choice. As register of the O'Neill land office during the past four years Mr. Ieaver has had ample opportunity to familiarize himself with the location and character of tho unsettled public lands and the railway laud grants, and has, moreover, an enviable record for effi ciency and square dealing. This was of ficially acknowledged by the commis sioner of the general land office aud the inspectors, who have made a thorough investigation of Nebraska land office of ficials for the Interior department. STEEL TRl'ST RAPACITT. When the United States Steel corpora tion entered its vast field of usefulness it was given out cold by the promoters of the trust that the object of the com bination was not to Increase the price of steel products, but merely to utilize tho latest improved machinery In mod ernized factories with a view to cheap ening production and to effect great economies by the consolidation of forces employed at that time iu the various steel making concerns. In the face of the fact that the Steel trust was capitalized at $l,r00,000,000, it required great deal of credulity for nuy intelligent person to take stock in these assurances. It should have been patent to all men that the steel corpora tion would, In addition to paying the In terest charges on Its bond issue -of $500, (K,0o0, want to earn dividends on $1, ( 10,000,000 of stock, which represented monopoly as its chief asset. The fact that the Steel trust stocks have been fluctuating and fluttering up and down the scale for the past three years afforded tangible proof that the property bad b;en overvalued and could not possibly earn the promised dividends unless the price of steel products was abnormally raised. This consummation has, tinslly leen reached. It is announced that from and after tomorrow the price of structural steel beams will be raised by $0 per ton over the price that has prevailed during the year This Increase of lo per cent would not seem to be extravagant were It not for the fact that structural steel rails have for yenrs Iwcn selling at double the price that steel railroad rails have commanded In the American mar ket. At least so per cent of the differ ence between the two prices represents the exaction which trust managers have Imposed in order to be able to pay divi dends on a billion dollars of water. l'RKHLEMS ty MVXiriPAL RtFOrt.H. The problem of local self-government touches a larger number of the Ameri can people than almost any other Issue with which they are confronted. The tendency of rural imputations to gravi tate toward population centers is mani fested by the rapid growth of large cities, and the greatest difficulty Amer ican cities have encountered has been to secure an efficient and honest municipal government. The experience of nil the cities has taught one lesson, namely, that dishon esty in public office is not confined to any particular party and that extrava gance, wastefulness aud graft permeate almost every city hall and court house In the land to a greater or lesser degree, regardless of political conditions. Ex perience has ulso demonstrated that effi ciency and integrity iu the various branches of. municipal administration cannot be guaranteed by following any plan of reform. In some cities centrali zation and the one-man-power have been most effective In eradicating the worst evils with which cities are afflicted. In other cities management of muuiclpal af fairs by various boards has been most successful. One of the most eminent political economists, Prof. Taussig of Harvard, advocates long terms of service for the administrative officers, reduction In the number of elective officers and the en largement of the appointing power. In other words. Prof. Taussig would center responsibility on the executive of the city rather than leave the selection of public officials to political organizations and irresponsible voters. A municipal administration chosen on these lines would doubtless afford greater protec tion to the taxpayers, always providing that the chief executive chosen by the people is a man of high Ideals, superior executive ability and sound Judgment. On the other hand, If the head of the municipal government should happen to lack all of these qualifications, or any of them, the centralization of power would prove to be disastrous to efficient and economic government. The Irrepressible trend of public senti ment Is In favor of divorcing municipal government from all politics, but that reform cannot be accomplished so long as city charters are fabricated by legis latures. In other words, politics cannot successfully be eliminated from our mu nicipal governnnts until the cities make their owri charters. The Toledo plan commends Itself as the most prac tical measure for the election of mu nicipal officers regardless of their polit ical affiliations, but as yet it is confined to the election of school boards. Under the Toledo system of school elections no party nominations are per mitted. Each candidate must have his name filed without political designation and the pames are placed on the ballot, in their alphabetical order, without party designation. As a consequence the candidates for the school board of To ledo are not nominated at primary elec tions, caucuses or conventions, but they are simply voted for on their reputations for capacity and Integrity. Sooner or later the Toledo plan will be adopted for all American cities, and. when once adopted municipal officers will be elected on their individual rec ord nnd merit aud not as representa tives of any political organization. ir. R. KELLY- With the closing of the year Mr. W. P.. Kelly, for many years head of the law department of the Union Pacific railway, severs his relatiou with the great trans continental railway system. Mr. Kelly has achieved a national reputation as one of the foremost corporation lawyers I in America aud mado an indelible im pression upon the history of the Fuion Pacific, which, during his Incumbency as Its chief legal adviser, has bridged a critical period of Insolvency and become one of the best managed and best pay ing railroad systems on the contiuent. It required a legal mind of the highest order to idiot the successive owners of this property through the Intricate chan nels and dangerous shoals of litigation, and few nieu in the legal profession con id have guided it through the ordcil as safely and as successfully as did Mr. Kelly. It is to Mr. Kelly's credit that he has been strictly a law officer and not a political manager or manipulator of the Fnion Pacific railroad during its various regimes. His retirement, owing to declining health, will be universally regretted by all classes of people who have enjoyed his acquaintance or come in contact with bim. Representatives of the leading Trans mississippl railroads have giveu positive assurance to the Interstate Commerce commission that they are determined to stop the giving of rebates in any form to large shippers and several railway men have assured the commission that the public conscience has beeu aroused by rebate disclosures and that many prominent shippers have announced that they will accept no concession of any sort which may cause them to be classed with corporations which have profited by special rates. This is a tus'-jestivo revelation. We were led to believe all long that all rebates and secret conces sions bad been discontinued Immediately after the passage of the Elklns bill, and nolody has ever suspected or dreamed that heavy shippers could be afflicted with qualms of conscience that would prevent thorn from accepting rebates and drawbacks, even at the risk of being classified with the Steel trust or Standard nil Octopus; but. In this world of perpetual change, all things are possible. The next meeting of the national edu cational convention has been set rr July and President Jordan of Stanford uni versity has been Invited to deliver an ad dress on "Beautiful California." What light President. Jordan's address will shed on national education has not been divulged, but if he run persuade the overland railroads to'supply the neces sary passports for the national educators they will doubtless appreciate the Jor dan lecture as a practical Illustration of America's Eldorado. The home of Iante, Italy's greatest poet, which Is the center of attraction for visitors In Florence, was recently robbed of valuable relics by burglars, which re minds us of Adellna Pattl's response when she was told that burglars had en tered a church and carried away the Jewels of the Madonna; "Robbers have no respect for Madonnas nor prima donnas," exclaimed the grent singer. By the same sign robbers have no fear of the Iuferuo. The Western Fruit Dealers' associa tion has adopted a resolution demanding legislation at the hands of congress that will wipe out all of the private car lines nnd point out the Insufficiency of pend ing legislation before congress In this respect. Manifestly members of the Western Fruit Dealers' association have not been able to enjoy the fruitful sources of the refrigerator car graft, and there are still others. Germany has been stung Into issuing n statement of its contention regarding Morocco nnd another precedent of Bis marck has been shattered, showing the Increased power of public opinion in the realm of the kaiser, probably not due so much to the attitude of France as to the social democracy. It is now alleged that the Irish have demonstrated ability to manage their local affairs; but with their usiuil cau tion English voters will probably Insist tlrat they show ability to capture Parlia ment before granting them the measure of home rule they demand. Looking backward over the past year we reluctantly feel like bidding lfstf good-bye, considering tliat it was the most prosperous of years and has had such an agreeable ending, thermomet rlcally, barometrically nnd blg-stickly. With the advent of the New Y'ear the railroads are promising to be good, but with money at 100 per cent on call even the promises of railroad magnates do not pass current in Wall street, much less in the other parts of the country. London unemployed are not pleased because John Burns has accepted a place j In the British cabinet. Envy seems to , be ready to mark the distinguished Brit ish labor leader for the fate which has trtet bis predecessors in every land. Ripe for Barvnlns. Baltimore American. Mr. John V. Rockefeller has Just drawn a dividend of $i),0uu,m No danger of his not being able to buy what he wants in the January reduction sales. Take n Vote on !. Chicago Record-Herald. Can a government which Is unable to prevent such disturbances as those which are now making Russia a land of horrors be fairly regarded as anything but a failure? ' A Wise rrecatitlon. Washington Post. There may be something after all In this reiKirt that Tom Law-son has been losing heavily. One of his sons has Just become engaged to a wealthy widow, possibly as a precautionary meausre. Superfluous Formalities. Kansas City Journal. It Is not necessary to go through tho formality of swearing off in order to quit a bad habit. A number of politicians are going to quit riding on free railway passes without making any resolutions about it. Poor Kind of Majority Hole. Cleveland Leader. Do w reallitn how much and how ofteq majority rule is mado a mockery a far-off' marsh light flickering eluslvcly over the bogs of corruption? For example, past, present and prospective, tnke the question of abolishing the systems of lees for county ohlcluls. It has become so distorted In Ohio that men may make Sfr.COO a year by letting subordinates do the simple du ties of public "snaps." It has long been a scandal. It Is past open apology or defense. Yet It will not be abolished without a hard fight. Practical politicians are not sure that it will be uprooted at all. Is this majority rule? NEW lKAH'N AUAIV Time for ItesoUlna lo Dw the Ileal You tun, Harper's Weekly. New Year's Is upon us again. Let us take up the line of march anil make the best progress we can through another year. Humanity does not .lhape an edify ing course. Day after day. year after year. It blunders along, as any day's history' spelt out in the newspaper will attest. To blunder aloi.g seems to be about the best the best of us can do, either as Individ uals or as a nation. It is not Ideal, but It will answer. If so be we can keep pointed In the right direction and proceed In a sagacious spirit, sharing the road with tho rest of the folks and not less compassion ate of their deviation than of our own. The greatet goals that men have reached they have reached by being stronger than their mistakes. So It was with Lincoln; so with Washington. The great difference between wayfarers, besides the disparity in locomotive power, Is that some manure to hold to the right direction and to main tain Id spite of blunders the essential spirit. That sort Invariably get some where where It Is worth while to arrive. For the others, speed Is nothing If the direction Is not right. And to carry along a great load of baggage is far less advan tageous than it might be If our Job was a permanent Job, and if every man of us was not under contract to drop every shred ha has and run whenever his hour strike. Music and the New Year Many people believe that the natural expression of happiness is music, and that the home without a Piano is a dreary place. Time was when the prohibitive cost of Pianos made It possible for only a few to have them. That time Is past. Modern methods of payments make Pianos possible almost everywhere. And time was when homes with Pianos, but no pianists, were without music. But the Angi itis piano Player has made performers of ererybody. Our methods make even the highest priced as well as the best of the low priced Pianos obtainable by small regular payments, and you can choose between a Knabe grand at $750 and a Grand Style A upright at $190. and In between Is the most magnificent collection of Pianos ever seen under one roof, from the most famous makers the Knabo, Kranlch & Rach, Kimball, Bush & Lane, Halkt Davis, Krell, Hospe, Mathusek, Need ham, Whitney, llelnze, Cable-Nelson, Cramer and others. Or we will tune your old Piano, attaching n Angolus, and you or your children can play as well as anybody. Or we will ttike the old Piano in part payment for an Angelus Piano Player at $500, $G50, $760, $800 or $1,000. Special New Year Terms ray by the month or quarter if you wish. Special appointments may be arranged for any evening for the con venience of Piano buyers or Flayer buyers, . A. HOSPE CO. 1513 Douglas St. You must hear the Angelus. SliltMONS BOH. ED DOW.. Good cheer chokes many a four. You are never rich enoush to spurn love. Sacrifice gives a heavenly grace to any gift. The slowing vision comes in lowly serv ice. The salt of the earth will have no sour virtues. True charity knows nothing of absent treatment. Angels urn always singing; whore love Is working. God has only one school for character, that of daily life. The happiness reaped today depends on that sown yesterday. Tbey hear best the angel's songs who listen for earth's sighs. There Is no hiding from the subpoenas of the court of conscience. There Is no liaDplness In all this world If there Is none In the heart. A man docs not make an owl of himself by making a donkey of others. Tears In tho eyes are often telescopes that bring heaven near at hand. The heart that burns with love is the only thing that overcomes hatred. Peace with God Is not a matter of patch ing up a compromise with tho devil. There Is something wrong with the heart whes It hurts you to see others happy. The outgoing of the heart to another means Uia Incoming of heaven to your self. You cannot tell much about the breadth of a man's mind by the width of his mouth. Some men think they can put cash In one pocket and conscience In the other, and by keeping the left hand Ignorant of the deeds of the right live happy ever after. Chicago Tribune. riillSOXAI. AD OTHERWISE. The coming vehicle is the water wagon. The new year will bring much relief to New York insurance magnates Inquisi tor Hughes has adjourned. Miss Gil man petulantly declares she does not care for the Steel trust magnate. But the size of his pile Is beautiful. Dr. Osier has returned to this country In time to receive a vindication of his theory from Prof. Fllzslmmons. In Washington and vicinity the troubles of Nicholas I are overshadowed by the happiness of Nicholas Lungworth. Now comes to the front the man who deliberately puts away the pipe and the cup iiml with equal deliberation tackles both the next morning. Old Hurry, the distinguished paving con tractor, bus enlarged his yards to accom modate, the bargain rush of paving ma terial, commonly known as good resolu tions. Admiral Togo's wuriilug against an epi demic of swelled bead la delicately ex pressed In Ills address to tho Japanese navy, "Victors, tio your helmet strings tighter." Baltimore will not achieve a reputation by sending a carload of shingles to An napolis. Husky leather straps with knots on 'em would more effectively reach the situation. The Invention of u machine for smoking cigars Is announced. It comes In time lo absorb the Iragrance of thu Christmas cisar aud may deserve to be classed as a lite saving machine. Prof, llemls. gas expert, says the article piped In Chicago costs LI cents and a frac tion per thousand. Consumers pay nearly five times that sum, which shows the dif ference between assertion and fact. It is mighty bard for a Juryman to do his duty as he sees it without somebody knocking. In a recent trial In New York a Juryman took a basketful of the neces saries of life into the Jury room. Now the contents of that basket enables the defeated lawyers to throw a fit on appeal. Browning, liing & Co or;ginators and sole makrs or balp sues in clothing. ALL HAIL THE NEW YEAR. THE 'STORY OF THE OLD YEAR HAS BEEN TOLD. AND WE SAY "FAREWELL" TO 1905. 1906 USHERS IN AN ERA OF PEACE. HAPPINESS AND PROSPERITY. MAY IT BRING GOOD TIMES TO YOU ONE AND ALL. THANKING YOU FOR PAST PATRONAGE AND LIKEWISE A CONTINUANCE. WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR Store Closed All Day "Monday"; Open Tuesday Morning. Fiitecnth and IrtM? OMAHA Douglas Sts. W Broadway t 2d Strt rVEW The best place to buy a Piano, I'HOVKnns for iooo. A rolling stone makes a deal of fuss. A Joyful wife is a match for any hus band. If wishes were horses, beggars would be run down by automobiles. Much spending maketh lean the purse, and much saving maketh lean the soul. It Is better to be the husband of one wife than the younger brother of many sisters. Naturo knocked together the blocks and chips of her workshop and turned out a bureaucrat. As is the Icy pavement under the foot of man, so Is the politician's pre-election promise; either may be trusted only when accompanied by an abundance of sand. Take heed, my son, and learn In tho hard school of study and experience, if what you wish to do cannot be done with out knowledge, for all may not be the Junior kin of Insurance magnates. Whether It Is better to be the progenitor of a numerous brood of squalid and hope less children, or the contented father of two or three who can be decently main tained and respectably educated? People who live In white houses ought not to throw platitudes. Boston Transcript. DOMESTIC IM.IOASAXTniES. "What did your wife give you for Christ mas?" "Hex of cigars." "What you goin to do with 'em?" "Have 'em boiled with corned beef for dinner some day." Cleveland Leader. The Count Ma foil I had a beautiful dream last night." The Faron What was se dream? The Count I dream zat I was marrying Into a life insurance family. Puck. "First I tried to borrow money from the girl." "She refused to loan It." "Yes." "And then? "And then I married her." Cleveland, Plain Dealer. "Mr. Spoonall, have I ever given you rea son to think I looked upon you as a pos sible lover?" "No. Miss Gumwell. you never have not Bince you looked me up In Brad street's." Chicago Tribune. A traveling man received the following telegram from bis wife: "Twins arrived tonight. More by mall." "I leave for home tonight. If more come by mail send to dead letter office." Llppln cott's Magazine. "Do you believe In marrying a girl for her money?" "Not as u general thing, but sometime that's the only way you can get it away from her." Cleveland Leader. The magic of the whispered yes. The tremulous embrace, The stolen kiss that made the heart Accelerate its pace. The message of deep eyes that spoke The soft, galvanic touch. Pursed lips upturned, and all such truck Have ceased to count for much. Mere love, as such, Is out of date, And Cupid is passe. For marriage licenses all must bear Bradstreet's O. K. A CHANGE OK OFFICE. The books are closed, the last account Are hied and finished now. The Old Year takes his coat and hat And makes his parting bow. A brand new pen Is on the rack. Fresh Ink Is In the stand, And pads and blotters clean await His young successor's hand. He leaves the farmer well content And monarch of the soil, And hibor's burden lightly borne By stalwart sons of toll. He leaves the nation's credit good, And counts from shore to shore Ten thousand new and happy homes Where one was seen before. The New Year comes, by all the months Appointed to his place; He Hikes the oath of office with A frank and smiling face. And may he leave to Father Time, Historical professor, A book as full of noble deeds As did his predecessor. -Minna Irving In Leslie's Weekly. W YORK rT. Cooper M W j