I TIIK OMAHA DAILY BEE: Sl'NDAY. PECEMRKK 31. l!; . I i at ol w rn X ta oi 14 dr m bul St be v on, hit "t Arti tnat - ots A BA! I Wei HI to q ffe lost! wred ic Jam! on t randi replli drovi tetUl) Sum) Unc I U th of tl .SUN ml Tram In 4 2" Tiie Onluia Sunday Bee li HOSLWATER.. EDITOR I'LULISHKD L VERY MGRNIXa. TERMS OF St RSCRIPTION. rally Hie (without Hundny). one year.. 14 W I'ally r anil Bunday. one Mr 00 Illustrated HLe. one year 2 50 P'inday Uee. one year 2 j0 Saturday lire, one yi-ar 1 SO DELIVERED HY CARRIER. I'ally H-e (n hiding Sunday), per week. 17c Dally Rro (without Hundavi. per week. .12a Evenlrm llf (without Futid.iyi, per week t.c Kvenlng llee (with Hundayi, per week.. .100 fcunday Rr-e, per ropy 6c Address complaint rf Irregularities In da livery to Lily Circulation Department. OFFICER. Omaha The Ie Building. Pouth Omaha City Mill nulldlng. V uni ll HliifTx-10 Pearl Street. riitraen l'r I'nltv Tiulldlng. New York I.HpS Hons- I.lf In. Ttullding. 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HMO 1 3I.330 19 31,B4 la 31.430 ...... 31,OM Total Olil.r.r.o Less unsold copies lu.312 Net total sales 0:iO,U3H I.aily average 3l,ao7 C. C. ROSE WATER, Secretary. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of December, laps. (Seal) M. B. HUNOATE,s Notary Public. WIIKM OCT OP TOWS, subscribers leaving; Ilia- city (era liormrlly should hat The Be mailed to tbetu. It la better tbao dally letter from noma. AU dreaa will be ehaavtd as often as reanvsted. We are once more at the putting of I ho ways, (iood-hyp, U05. That IJofitoii t-oiiper brokerage firm which failed evidently took Tom Law son beriotisly. liovenior Mickey In not a cundidnte for re-election, aays the Liucoln Star, and that should he taken for official and tlnal. Kesumptlon of trulhc hy Itussiau rail roada may mean that a number of so cialist leaders desire to move to a less dangerous climate. Attorney Jerorhc promises to be re apfiibJble for much of the good work of the mayor'a subordinates in New York for tin next four years. The German lieutenant who succeeded in capturing Miss Buscu of St. Louis ex hibited a degree of strategy which would have made Von Moltke proud. Now that the insurance investigation Is about closed, numberless nostrums as u sure cure of the Insurance graft will be patented mid put upon the market. j Hryan Is studying the Filipinos and Filipino are studying Hryan at close range. When they get acquainted with each other they will know more about each other. The day may eomo when lawyers will be held as strictly accountable for their, str.tt-merits la court as witnesses; aud in that day there will bo fewer courts and wider Justice. No Tammany leaders have been ap iKiiuled by Mayor McClellati, but it Is not difficult to foresee the result of the election In Tammany hall for the llsh follow the food. The New York insurance hearing has closed aud it is now In order for the members to dlstwer the real value of publicity in crystallizing public senti n. cut Into adequate laws. F-deral grand Juries in Chicago seem to be made of different stuff from fed eral grand Juries in Nebraska. They have no Jim Crows or .loo Crows or Pat Crowes as foremen. If Nebraska Is to have a big man for governor nest time why not recall Gov ernor Magoou from Panama. He is a nix-footer aud weighed I'To pounds be fore he went to the isthmus. Fx Governor Odoll declares that his successor. Governor Higgins. is inspired by Itoosevelt. If a few more governors were afflicted with the same inspiration tho country would not suffer very much. In spite of offers of .'ai per cent au,d nil-re. fur call money nil several days, No York bank reserves show a decided increase over last week. The money changers niuat have received a tip" ln,n headquarters. The fact of two strangers having been rhoked'to death at an Omaha hotel by pis escaping from leaky gas burners opens the way fr another heated dis cussion on tho gas question at the next meeting of the council. Senator Millard will meet with a strenuous New Year's welcome from a very large number of his constituents, most of whom are ppplicants for the va ncy of the I'ulted States attorneyship or friends of the men who want to fill the vacancy. Such is senatorial life THE CL(SIQ TEAK A must eventful year ends with to daya year whose record constitute one of the nmst Interesting chapter In the world' history and will for an Indefinite time exert an influence upon the rela tions and the affair of the nation. For the t'nited States HKXJ has been a year of peace, progress aud unprece dented prosperity. Great crops have re warded the labor of the agricultural pro ducer, their aggregate value exceeding that of any previous year. The output of the manufacturing Industries has been greater than ever before in a twelvemonth. There has been a vast increase In internal and foreign com merce. Our exports and Imports for the year run $130,i0.000 for ex ports and $liiO,(Hio.Oiio for Imports over last year. Railroad gross earnings arc some $120,(hX,(h) over 1!4 and net earnings some $to,(KO.0i0. Bauk clear ings are about f34,00(,OJO,U0 more than In 1!h4, or a growth in overturn of a third. Expenditures of steam railroads for new rolling stock during the year far surpass all previous records, amount ing to above $'JfiO.O(HUKjo. Such are some of the evidences of national prosperity, to which must be added tho large accu mulations of the people as shown in the savings bank deposits, representing chiefly the gains of labor. No approxi mately accurate estimate can now be made of tho addition for tho year to the nation's wealth, but It amounts to thou sands of millions of dollars. In another respect, that of world Influence, the T'nited States has advanced. The dem onstrated devotion of this republic to the cause of peace among the nations, magnificently exemplified In the action of its chief executive in bringing about the peace negotiations between Ilussla and Japan, has led tho nations to regard this country as pre-eminently tho power capable of promoting International peace. More than ever before in its his tory the T'nited States enjoys tho re spect and confidence of the nations. When the year opened no one could foresee the end of the mighty conflict in the far east. Vast armies confronted cacn other In preparation for what was expected to be the greatest battle of modern times. A formidable Itussiau fleet was moving toward Asiatic waters to challenge Japan's control of the sea. With profoundest Interest the world awaited a meeting of the hostile forces. The great naval battle in the Sea of Japan decided tho conflict. Husslan power in the far east was hopelessly broken. The time for Intervention had come and with a tact that commanded the admiration of the world President Roosevelt brought the belligerent na tions together In peace negotiations. The conclusion of the war placed Japan among the world powers and gave to China assurance that her territorial In tegrity would be preserved. Hy the treaty of Portsmouth Japan committed herself to the "open door" for trade and a treaty recently concluded with China, under which sixteen ports and cities of that empire are to be opened to the com merce of the world, shows the sincerity of Japan's purpose to give all the com mercial nations a fair opportunity In the Asiatic markets. Assured of the preser vation of her territorial Integrity and "administrative entity," China Is mani festing a disposition to assert herself as au independent nation. She is organiz ing an army with a view to self-defense and otherwise preparing to take a place among the world powers. This gives as surance of a radical change in the rela tions of the western nations with those of tho east, which may produce future conditions that cannot be foreseen. "China for the Chinese" Is a present cry that seems ominous, but may not prove as significant as some apprehend, though it should not be regarded too lightly. As to the rise of Japan to a controlling posi tion In the affairs of the far east, there Is In It nothing to cause distrust or appre hension on the part of western nations. Tho course of that power has dispelled the fear of the "yellow peril" and It Is not likely to reappear within a genera tion, If ever. Events In Europe during the year have been of great interest and of largo Im port. Foremost in the stage of affairs is the revolutionary movement in Rus sia, the final outcome of which cannot be predicted with confidence. It is a protest of the people against despotic rule and bureaucratic oppression and corruption which It is safe to say can not fail to result in radical political, so cial aud Industrial changes to the ma terial benefit of the masses. The gov ernment may not be overthrown, for the great Issly of the Russian people are not now prepared for self-government, but autocracy will be shoru of much of Its power and the bureaucratic regime will come to au end. The'revolutionary movement may U checked, for the mili tary power of the government is still strong, but the "spirit which Inspired the movement cannot be destroyed. It has become so widespread and deep-seated that to uproot It is impossible aud there can be no doubt that sooner or later it will secure the concessions it demands. The separation of Sweden aud Norway aud the creation thereby of a new mon archy wus au event chiefly of Interest to the two countries immediately con cerned. The isuo tietweeu Germany and France regarding their respective interests in Morocco for a time threat ened to become serious, but both na tions agreed to submit the issue to au Intel national conference, which as now arranged wLI meet early next mouth. France, Germany, Russia, Italy, Spain, Austria aud (treat Itritalu will partici pate lu the conference. The Mace donian question, betweeu Turkey and the powers, involving the regulation of the tiDanclal affairs of Macedonia, threatened to become troublesome, but the decided stand taken by the powers' appear to have averted any danger of -erlous couflict. The internal affairs ofA ustria-IIungary have lsen oauh dis turbed and are still unsettled. It seems certain that they must soon, undergo a radical change or modification, for there has beeu developed among the people a very strong democratic ten dency. The most Important event in Franco during tho year has been the separation of church and state, the union of which had existed for more than a century. The political effect of this Is yet to be shown. An election for mem bers of the Chamber of Deputies Is soon to be held and undoubtedly the church and state separation will enter Into the campaign, though it is hardly possible that there will ever be a re versal of the action that has been taken. Germany has had a peaceful year, with out any yery notable happening, and at its close Is enjoying a good degree of prosperity. For Italy the year's rec ord presents nothing of unusual Inter est, and this Is also tho case with other continental countries of which special mention Is not made alsve. Great Britain has during the year been rather more than ordinarily ac tive In international affairs and her In fluence has been in the Interest of peace. Her treaties with Japan and with France, while of course prompted by the desire to protect her own Interests, are yet, peace promoters. The change in the ministry, by which the liberal party has been restored to power, will bo followed by n dissolution of Parlia ment aud a general election which will determine whether or not the existing fiscal policy of tho nation is to be main tained. The campaign, with this ques tion as the paramount issue, Is now on. According to recent figures, British trade during 1005 has been good, yet there Is a vast number of unemployed in the T'nited Kingdom and a great deal of destitution and suffering. This Is one of the most pressing matters with which the new ministry will have to deal. Our northern nloghlior, Canada, has had n year of prosperity, as also has our southern neighbor, Mexico, which during the year took steps to put her currency on a gold basis. The south and Central American countries, with the exception of Venezuela, have ex perienced no serious troubles during the year, and there-is promise that Vene zuela will reach an amicable settlement of her difficulties. The southern repub lics, notably Argentina, are making pro gress. That tho work of civilization and en lightenment has gone forward during the last year is unquestionable and so far as our own country Is concerned by no means the least important of the year's benefits is the awakening of the public conscience against corrupt political boss ism and the strengthening of the popu lar determination to put a stop to cor poration abuses and lawlessness. A COMMEXDABLX KEW DEPARTURE- The policy pursued by the Burlington railroad ever since it obtained a foot hold in Nebraska has been to build up local traffic by the encouragement of tho settlement of thrifty and Industrious farmers on the lands within its land grant, as well as the lands that aro tributary to it As a result of this policy the lands in the South Platte country, traversed by the Burlington lines, have been densely settled by progressive aud industrious farmers and villages and towns have been built up at comparatively short dis tances along Its entire route between Flattsmoutb and McCook. The same policy that has been successfully pur sued by the Burlington south of the Flatte Is being exteuded along Its branch lines north of the Platte. In order to carry out this policy more effectively the Burlington now proposes to establish a bureau of information to assist legitimate honieseekers to locate lands still available and utilize its re sources with a view of settling up the state. In selecting I). Clem Deaver as manager of Its honieseekers' land bureau the Burlington has made an excellent choice. As register of the O'Neill land ofiice during the past four years Mr. Deaver has had ample opportunity to familiarize himself with the location and character of the unsettled public lands and the railway land grants, and has, moreover, an enviable record for effi ciency and square dealing. This was of ficially acknowledged by the commis sioner of the general land office aud the Inspectors, who have made a thorough Investigation of Nebraska laud office of ficials for the Interior department. STEEL TRVST RAPACITT. When the United States Steel corpora tion entered its vast field of usefulness it was given out cold by the promoters of the trust that the object of the com bination was not to Increase the price of steel products, but merely to utilize tho latest improved machinery in mod ernized factories with a view to cheap ening production aud to effect great economies by the consolidation of forces employed at that time in the various steel making concerns. In the face of the fact that the Steel trust was capitalized at ?l.r00,000,000, it required a great deal of credulity for auy intelligent person to take stock in these assurance. It should have been patent to all men that the steel corpora tion would, In addition to paying the in terest charge ou its bond issue -of $510, SK,(K), want to earn dividends on fl, ti0,0O0,0O0 of stock, which represented monopoly as its chief asset. Thi fact that the Steel trust stock have been fluctuating aud fluttering up aud down the scale for the past three years afforded tangible proof that the property had been overvalued and could not possibly earn the promised dividends unless the price of steel product wn abnormally raised. This consummation has finally been reached. It is announced that from and after tomorrow the price of structural steel beams will be raised by (0 per ton over tho price that has prevailed during the year t!C. This Increase of 10 per cent would not seem to be extravagant were It not for tho fact that structural steel rails have for yesrs Nm-ii selling at double the price that steel railroad rails have commanded In the American mar ket. At least Hi) per cent of the dlffor-em-o between the two prices represents the exaction which trust malingers have Imposed in order to be able to pay divi dends on a billion dollar f water. rnoHLEMs iy MV.xirirAi. reform. The problem of local self -government touches a larger number of the Ameri can people than almost any other Issue with which they aro confronted. The tendency of rural opulations to gravi tate toward population centers Is mani fested by the rapid growth of large cities, and the greatest difficulty Amer ican cities have encountered has been to secure an efficient and honest municipal government. The experience of all the cities has taught one lesson, namely, that dishon esty in public office is not confined to any particular party and that extrava gance, wastefulness and graft permeate almost every city hall and court house in the land to a greater or lesser degree, regardless of political conditions. Ex perience has ulso demonstrated that effi ciency and integrity In the various branches of. municipal administration cannot be guaranteed by following any plan of reform. In some cities centrali zation and the one-man-power have been most effective in eradicating the worst evils with which cities re afflicted. In other cities management of municipal af fairs by various boards has been most successful. One of the most eminent political economists, Trof. Taussig of Harvard, advocates long terms of service for the administrative officers, reduction In the number of elective officers and the en largement of the appointing power. In other words, Prof. Taussig would center responsibility on the executive of the city rather than leave the selection of public officials to political organizations and Irresponsible voters. A municipal administration chosen on theso lines would doubtless afford greater protec tion to the taxpayers, always providing that tho chief executive chosen by the people is a man of high ideals, superior executive ability and sound Judgment. On the other hand, If tho head of the municipal government should happen to lack all of these qualifications, or any of them, the centralization of power would prove to be disastrous to efficient and economic government. The irrepressible trend of public senti ment is in favor of divorcing municipal government from all politics, but that reform cannot be accomplished so long as city charters arc fabricated by legis latures. In other words, politics canuot successfully be eliminated from our mu nicipal governments until tho cities make their oA charters. The Toledo plan commends itself as the most prac tical measure for the election of mu nicipal officers regardless of their polit ical affiliations, but as yet it is confined to the election of school boards. I'nder the Toledo system of school elections no party nominations are per mitted. Each candidate must have his name filed without political designation and the pames are placed on the ballot, in their alphabetical order, without party designation. As a consequence the candidates for the school Isiard of To ledo are not nominated at primary elec tions, caucuses or conventions, but they are simply voted for ou their reputations for capacity and integrity. Sooner or later the Toledo plan will be adopted for all American cities, and when once adopted municipal officers will be elected on their individual rec ord and merit and not as representa tives of auy political organization. It. R. KELLY. With the closing of the year Mr. W. It. Kelly, for many years head of the law department of the Union Pacific railway, severs his relation with the great trans continental railway system. Mr. Kelly has achieved a national reputation as one of the foremost corporation lawyers I In America aud made an indelible im pression upon the history of the I'uion Pacific, which, during his incumbency as its chief legal adviser, has bridged a criticul period of Insolvency and become one of the best managed aud best pay ing railroad systems on the contiuent. It required a legal mind of tho highest order to pilot the successive owners of th's property through the intricate chan nels and dangerous shoals of litigation, and few men in the legal profession could have guided it through the orde-il as safely and as successfully as did Mr. Kelly. It is to Mr. Kelly's credit that he has been strictly a law officer and not a political manager or manipulator of the I'nlon Pacific railroad during its various regimes. His retirement, owing to declining health, will be universally regretted by all classes of people who have enjoyed his acquaintance or come In contact with him. Representatives of the leading Tiaus mississippi railroads have given positive assurance to the Interstate Commerce commission that they are determined to stop the giving of rebates ill any form to large shippers and several railway men have assured the commission that the public conscience has been aroused by rebate disclosures and that many prominent shippers have announced that they will accept uo concessions of any aort which may cause them to be classed with corporations which have profited by special rates. This Is a niggestive revelation. We were led to believe ail along that all rebates and secret conces sions had been discontinued immediately after the passage of the Elkins bill, and nolsidy bas ever suspected or dreained that heavy shippers could be afflicted with qualms of conscience that would prevent them from accepting rebates and drawbacks, even at the risk of being classified with the Steel trust or Standard il Octopus: but. In this world of perpetual change, all things ore possible. The next meeting of the national edu cational convention has been set finr July and President Jordan of Stanford uni versity has been invited to deliver au ad dress on "Beautiful California." What light President Jordan's address will shel on national education has not been divulged, but If he can persuade the overland railroads to supply the neces sary passports for the national educators they will doubtless appreciate the Jor dan lecture as a practical Illustration of America's Eldorado. The home of Dante, Italy's greatest poet, which is the center of attraction for visitors in Florence, was recently robbed of valuable relics by burglars, which re minds us of Adelina Patti's response when she was told that burglars had en tered a church and carried away tho Jewels of the Madonna; "Robbers have no respect for Madonnas nor prima dounas," exclaimed the great singer. By tho same sign robbers have uo fear of tho Inferno. The Western Fruit Dealers' associa tion has adopted a resolution demanding legislation at the hands of congress that will wipe out all of the private car lines and point out the insufficiency of pond ing legislation before congress In this respect. Manifestly members of the Western Fruit Dealers' association have not been able to enjoy the fruitful sources of tho refrigerator car graft, and there are still others. Germany has been stung into issuing n statement of its contention regarding Morocco and another precedent of Bis marck has been shattered, showing the Increased power of public opinion in the realm of the kaiser, probably not due so much to the attitude of France as to the social democracy. It is now alleged that tho Irish have demonstrated ability to manage their local affairs; but with their usual cau tion English voters will probably insist tlrat they show ability to capture Parlia ment before granting tlieni the measure of home rule they demand. Looking backward over the past year we reluctantly feel like bidding 10r good-bye, considering that It was the most prosperous of years and has had such an agreeablo ending, thermomet rlcally, barometrically and blg-stickly. With the advent of tho New Year the railroads are promising to bo good, but with money at 100 per cent on call even the promises of railroad magnates do not pas current in Wall street, much less In the other parts of tho country- London unemployed are not pleased because John Burns has accepted n place j in the British cabinet. Envy seems to ; be ftndy to mark the distinguished Brit ish labor leader for the fato which has t"et his predecessors in every land. Hlpe for Bnrirnlna. Haltlmore American. Mr. John D. Rockefeller has just drawn a dividend of KOuO.rnn. No dunRor of his not being able to buy what he wants in the January reduction sales. Tiike a Vote on M. Chicago Record-Herald. Can a government which is unable to prevent such disturbances as those which are now making Russia a land of horrors be fairly regarded as anything but a failure? A Wit rrrcantton. Washington Post. There may be something after all in this rciiort that Tom Lnwson has been losln heavily. One of his sons has Just become engaged to a wealthy widow, possibly as a precautionary meausre. gaperflaou Fornialltle. Kansas City Journal. It is not necessary to go through tho formality of swearing off In order to quit u bad habit. A number of politicians are going to quit riding on free railway pivssr-g without making uny resolutions about It. 1'oor Kind of Majority Hale. Cleveland Leader. Uo we realign how much and how ofter majority rule is made, a mockery a far-off marsh light flickering eluslvely over tho bogs of corruption? For example, past, present and prospective, tiike the question of abolishing the ayfteiiis of fe.a for county officials. It has become so distorted In Ohio that men may make trj,000 a year by letting subordinates do the alniplo uu tles of public- "snaps." It has long been a scandal. It la past open apology or defense. Tet It will not be abolished without a hard fight. Practical politicians are not sure that it will be uprooted at all. Is this majority rule? M:W IHAH'N AUAIV Time for Itraolt In lo Dot fbe Ilea You Can. Harper's Weekly. New Year's Is upon us again. Let us take up the line of march and make the beat progress we can through another year. Humanity doea not .ihupe an edify ing course. Pay after day, year after year. It blunders along, as any day's history spelt out in the newspaper will attest. To blunder along seems to be about tho best the best of us ran do, either as Individ uals or as a nation. It is not Ideal, but It will answer, if so be we can keep pointed In the right direction and proceed hi a sagacious spirit, sharing the road with tho ret of the folks and not less compassion ate of their deviation than of our own. The greatet goals that men have reached they have reached by being stronger than their mistakes. So It was with Lincoln; so with Washington. The great difference between wayfarers, besides the disparity in locomotive power. Is that some manure to hold to the right direction and to main tain la spite of blunders the essential spirit. That sort Invariably get some where, where It Is worth while to arrive. For the others, speed la nothing If the direction la not right. And to carry along a great load of baggage is far less advan tageous than It might be If our Job was a permanent Job, and If every man of us was not under contract to drop every shred he has and run whenever his hour strike. Music and the New Year Many people believe that the natural expression of happiness is music, and that the home without a Piano is a dreary place. Time was when the prohibitive cost of Pianos made It possible for only a few to have them. That time la past. Modern methods of payment make Pianos possible almost everywhere. And time was when homes with Pianos, but no pianists, were without music. But the Angi itis Piano I'lnjcr has made performer of everybody. Our methods make even the highest priced as well as the best of the low priced Pianos obtainable by small regular payments, and you can choose between a Knabe grand at $750 and a Grand Style A upright at $190. and In between Is the most magnificent collection of Tlanos ever seen under one roof, from the most famous makers the Knabo, Kranich & Parh, Kimball, Bush & Lane, Halkt Davis, Krell, Hospe, Mathusek, Neod ham, Whitney, lUinze. Cable-Nelson, Cramer and others. Or we will tune your old Piano, attaching an Angehis, and you or your children can play as well as anybody. Or we will take the old Piano in part payment for an Angelus Piano Player at $500, $C50, $750. $800 or $1,000. Special New Year Terms Pay by the month or quarter If you wish. Special appointments may be arranged for any evening for the con venience of Piano buyers or Player buyers, . w A. HOSPE CO. 1513 Douglas St. You must hear the Angelus. The best place to buy a Piano. SlillMOXS hoii.fi riowx. Good chr-cr chokes many a fear. You are never rich emms-h to spurn love. Sacrifice gives a heavenly grace to any gift. The glowing vision conies in lowly serv ice. The salt of tho earth will hnve no sour virtULS. True charity knows nothing of absent treatment. Amo-ls uro always singing- where love H working. God has only one school for character, that of daily life. The happiness reaped today depends on that sown yesterday. They hear Vtest the angel's songs who llaten for earth's sighs. There Is no hiding from the subpoenas of the court of conscience. There is no haDplncss in all this world If there is none In the heart. A man does not make an owl of himself by making a donkey of others. Tears in tho eyes are often telescopes that bring heaven near at hand. Tho heart that burns with love is the only thing that overcomes hatred. Peace with God Is not a matter of patch ing up a compromise with tho devil. There is something wrong with the heart whea It hurts you to see others happy. The outgoing of the heart to another means tha Incoming of heaven to jour self. You cannot toll much about the breadth of a man's mind by the width of his mouth. Some men think they can put cash in one pocket and conscience In the othor, and by keeping the left hand Ignorant of the deeds of the right live happy ever after. ChlcBEO Tribune. l-KUSOVAI. AND OTHKHWlSt:. The coming vehicle Is the water wagon. The new year will bring much relief to New York Insurance magnates Inquisi tor Hughes has adjourned. Miss Giltnan petulantly declares she does not care for the Steel trust magnate But tho size of his pile is beautiful. Dr. Osier has returned to this country in time to receive a vindication of his theory from Prof. Fltzslmmons. In Washington and vicinity the troubles of Nicholas I are overshadowed by the happiness of Nicholas longworth. Now tomes to the front the man who deliberately puts away the pipe and the cup and witli equal deliberation tackles both the next morning. Old Harry, the distinguished paving con tractor, has enlarged his yards to aocom modatu the bargain rush of paving ma terial, commonly known as good resolu tions. Admiral Togo's warning against an epi demic of swelled head is di-llcutely ex pressed in his address to the Japanese nuvy, "Victors, tio your helmet, airings tighter." Baltimore will not achieve a reputation by sending a carload of shingles to An napolis. Husky leather straps with knots on 'em would more effectively reach the situation. Tho Invention of a machine for smoking cigars is announced. It comes in time to absorb the iragranco of the Christmas cisar and may deserve to be classed as a lite saving machine. Prof, llemls, gas expert, says the arllclo piped In Chicago costs LI cents und a frac tion per thousand. Consumers pay nearly five times that sum, which shows the dif ference between assertion and fact. It is mighty hard for a Juryman to do his duly as he sees It without somebody knceklng. In a recent trial In New York a Juryman took a basketful of tho neces saries of life into the jury room. Now the contents of thut basket enables tho defeated lawyers to throw a fit on appeal. Browning, King & Co ;ir:oinators and sole makers Of balf sues in clothing. ALL HAIL THE NEW YEAR. THE 'STORY OF THE OLD YEAR HAS BEEN' TOLD, AND WE SAY "FAREWELL" TO 1905. 1906 I SHERS IN AN ERA OF PEACE. HAPPINESS AND PROSPERITY. MAY IT BRING GOOp TIMES TO YOU ONE AND ALL. THANKING YOU FOR PAST PATRONAGE AND LIKEWISE A CONTINUANCE. WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR Store Closed All Day "Monday"; Open Tuesday Morning. Fifteenth and OMAHA Doualas Sts. vkf NEB. , Broadway al 2d Slrot tVEW IMlOYKItBS FOR 10OO. A rolling stone makes a deal of fuss, A Joyful wife is a match for sny hus band. If wishes were horses, beggars would be run down by automobiles. Much spending makelh lean the purse, and much saving maketh lean the soul. It is better to be the husband of one wife than the younger brother of many sisters. Nature knocked together the blocks and chips of her workshop and turned out a bureaucrat. As is the Icy pavement under the foot of man, so Is the politician's pre-election promise; either may be trusted only whet) accompanied by an abundance of sand. Take heed, my son, and learn in tho hard school of study and experience, if what you wish to do cannot be done with out knowledge, for all may not be the Junior kin of Insurance magnates. Whether It Is better to be the progenitor of a numerous brood of squalid and hope less children, or the contented father of two or three who can be decently main tained and respectably educated? reoplo who live In white houses ought not to throw platitudes. Boston Transcript. DOMESTIC pi.i; AS AVnilBS. "What did your wife give you for Christ mas?" "Hiix of rlgarn." "What you goln to do with "em?" 'Have 'em boiled with corned beef for dinner some day." Cleveland Leader. The Count Ma foi! I had a beautiful dream last nlslit." The Paron What was ze dream? The Count I dream sat I was marrying into a life insurance family. Puck. "First I tried to borrow money from tho girl." "She refused to loan it." Yes.' "And then?" And then I married her." Clevelai.. Plain Dealer. "Mr. Spoonall, have I ever given you rea son to think I looked upon you aa a pos sible lover?" "No, Mlsa Oumwell, you never have not since you looked me up In Prad street'a." Chicago Tribuna. A traveling man received the following telegram from his wife: "Twins arrived tonight. More by mall." "I leave for home tonight. If more come by mail send to dead letter office. " Uppln cott's Magazine. "Do you believe in marrying a girl for her money?" "Not as a general thing, but sometltncx that's the only way you can get it away from her." Cleveland Leader. The magic of the whispered yes. The tremulous embrace. The stolen kiss that made the heart Accelerate Its pace, Tho message of deep eyes that spoke The soft, galvanic touch. Pursed lips upturned, and all such truck Have ceased to count for much. Mere love, as such, is out of date. And Cupid is passe, For marriage licenses all must bear Bradslreet's O. K. A CHANtiK OK OFFICE. Tho books are closed, the last accounts Are filed und finished now. The Old Year takes bis coat and hat And makes his parting bow. A brand new pen is on the rack. Fresh Ink Is In the stand, And pads and blotters clean await His young successor's hand. He leaves the farmer well content And monarch of the soil, And labor's burden lightly borne Hy stalwart suns of toil. He leaves the nation's credit good, And i -oil mih from shore to shore Ten thousand new and happy homes Where one was seen before. The New Year comes, by all the months Appointed to his place: He Hikes the oath of office with A frank and smiling face. And may he leave to Father Time. Historical professor, A hook as full of noble deeds As did his predecessor. Minna Irving In Leslie's Weekly. , YORK FaeSory. Cooper Sw t v