T1IK OMAHA DAILY BEE: MONDAY, DECEMBER 18, IPO."). Tiif, Omaha Daily Ree. E ROSEWATER. EDITOR. PUBLISHED LVERT MORNING. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Dally Hee (without Sunday), one year.. SI.") Dully flee and Sunday, one ear 'n Illustrated Bee. on" year 2 ' Sunday Hee, one year 2 Saturday Rce, nn' year 1-S' DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Dally Re (Including Sunday), per w-ek..Ko Dally Bee (without Sunday), per week.Kc Evening Hee (without Sunday), per wfk Evening Bee (with Sunday), per week... Ice Sunday Bee, per copy a Address complaints of Irre aularltlce In de livery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. Chicago lMD tnity Building. w York Home I.lfe Ins. Building. Washington 601 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to new and ed itorial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or poitnl order, payable to The Fee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received as payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern echnges. not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, as: C. C. Rosewater. secretary of The Bee Publishing Company. eir.c duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally. Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of November, 1806, was as fol lows? I..- 81.1100 J ni.uo 1 31.140 JM.7KO 1 21I.6TO no.nno 7. 3f5.1 AO ft 34.610 8UOO 10 S 1,000 11 81. HMO 12 20.SSO 13 31 ,200 14 aijwo 15 81.430 S1.B30 17 81.TT0 18 32.BOO i ir.n 30 31JIOO 81.BOO 21 81.4.10 2) 82.M14 14 Sl.MSO 26 32.400 M SO.OSO J7 81,000 28 31..' 81A40 80 Sl.OM Total 4l,o0 Less unsold copies lO.JWil Net total sales Dally average 030.23 ! 81,207 C. C. ROSEWATER, Secretary. Subscribed In my presence and swern te before me this 1st day of December, ltfJi. (Seal) M. B. HUNOATE, Notary Public WHEM OUT OF TOWS. Subscribers leaving the city tent porarlly should have Th Be nailed to them. It Is better than dally letter from home. Ad dress will be chanced as often as reo. ousted. Ia not the Injunction business being tllgkHy overdone In these parts? South Omaha has more mass meetings In a week than Omaha has In a whole month of Sundays. When Secretary Shaw's plan for a more elastic currency is put into effect, of course, our money will reach further. Having discovered that the Eskimos need assistance, a Massachusetts sea man baa the foundation for another so ciety in America. Senator Millard got out of the inter state commerce committee Just in the nick of time to avoid a collision with 4 he railroad rate locomotive. Mrs. John Blackhawk evidently thinks the "call to the wild" la a mistake and regrets that she barkened to the call tiefore learning Its real Intent. The weather man Is behaving very nicely for the holiday trade) but Santa Claus may have a chance to travel on snowsboes before Christmas eve. Thibetans have apparently learned that it Is better to be friendly than to tie the subject of "benevoleat asslmlla tion" on the part of Great Britain. The treatment accorded a self-styled "prophet" in Kansas shows that human nature in America and China is not so different as many hare Imagined. If Mr. IZarrlman does not watch out lie will unconsciously usurp the role of practical Joker formerly occupied with out competition by Cbauncey Depew. (ientlemen who contemplate robbing Uncle Sam by fraudulent land entries should remember that the Inability of women to keep a secret has passed into prbverb. The Inability of naval officers to en force rules of the academy goes to con firm the belief that America's bright naval record Is due to the men behind the guns.' ' Omaha is to go after the 1007 raeet ltig of the Christian Endeavorers. It It pretty near time to put that fine Audi torium of ours to use for the purpose originally intended. Two mulea bought for Ak-Sar-Ben initiations at a cost of $00 seem to have been sold after the show was over for 13. AVho says Ak-Sar-Ben initiations are not strenuous? AW Sar Ben's annual balance sheet shows a smaller surplus In the ex chequer than was there a year aro. Ills royal highness should either reduce his outgo or increase bis Income. One of the state papers Intlniutes that iiuprisonmept for six hours in the Omaha club may have been pretty se vere punishment after all. That would depend uion the color of the chips. Youug Mr. Hyde Insists that he has no intention whatever of going abroad I to live. Such an eminent financier could never find a held of operations more promlwlug than among the lambs that gambol around Wall street. (Joveruor Maroon of the l'auatna xoue now has bis official commission duly signed and sealed with senatorial confirmation. . Nebraskans looking for ward to jobs on the canal should send 1b their messaged of congratulation. A.VtSI) TTIE LASP LAir. Iloth the prosiilent hihI tho socrctnry of tin- interior lmvr cnlliil the attention f upiirtoss to (lie ilflrnhllity of i mend ing tho 1io In nd l.i ws. Mr. II'misc velt sniil in liN mi'Nsnee Hint recent de velopments have given new urgency to the need for such ehHiiges ns will fit these laws to nctuul present conditions. He urged that th" honest lisMVal find rlcht use nf tlie ifiiinininie, put die. hinds Is of fuiid.iiiient.'il importance. "The iniquitous metiio-N ley which the monop olizing of the public land is lieltijeT brought iihout under the present laws are heeomiim more generally known, but tlip existing laws do not furnish J effective remedies." The president np- j prove the recommendations of the prtb- lic Innilx inmuiissloii and says they should be given effect. In tils annual report Secretary Hitch- cork recommends legislation which shall prescribe punishment for persons who fraudulently obtain or attempt to obtain title to public lands. It thus appears that the land laws make no provision for the adequate punishment of persons who obtain fraudulent titles to public lands and congress should promptly remedy the defect. The New York fun observes that It would doubtless be a work of time to revise properly the en tire system of land laws, but it would be the work of only a few minutes to draft, and of a few days to pass, a law providing a generous punishment for those wtio steal or attempt to steal land belonging to tho people. "It were as well to provide no punishment for steal ing from the public treasury." The land laws are complex and anti quated and there is abundant informa tion readily available to congress show ing what changes in those laws ore nec essary in order to fit them to actual present conditions. There is n commit tee on public lands in the senate and one in the house, but It would seem that these committees have not given that careful attention to the subject of which they have chnrge ns its great importance merits. They should give early consideration to the recommendn-. tlons of the president and secretary of the interior, and especially should there be no unnecessary delay in providing proper punishment for land thieves. The duty of promptly remedying this defect In the laws is immediate and im perative. TUB SASTO DOMIXQO TBKATi. That a determined fight Is to be made in the senate against the ratification of the Santo Domingo treaty is already ap parent and its rejection is quite pos sible. The purpose of the treaty is to approve and continue the course of the administration in the matter of collect ing the Dominican customs revenue. It la not questioned that what has been dona baa been of substantial benefit to the black republic. As pointed out by President Koosevelt the revenues are be ing honestly collected by the Americans appointed by the Dominican govern ment and a considerable sum has al ready been set aside for the creditors of that country. Furthermore, "stability and order and all the benefits of peace art at last coming to Santo Domingo, danger of foreign Intervention has been suspended, and there is at last a pros pect that all creditors will get Justice." It la the opinion of the president that if the arrangement ia terminated by the failure of the treaty chaos will follow and sooner or later this government may be Involved ln serious difficulties with foreign governments over the island, or else may be forced Itself to intervene In the Island in some unpleasant fash ion. While the course adopted was at the request of Santo Domingo and does not interfere with the independence of that republic, still there is a feeling that if approved by treaty there will be estab lished a precedent which may hereafter become embarrassing and troublesome. Those who oppose the treaty contend that If the convention is ratified it will establish a new policy which will radl- Cally Change the gelations between the ratted States and the Latin-American ' countries. AVhat is being done to guard against foreign intervention ln Santo Domingo our government might be called upon at any, time to do for other republic In this hemisphere "Which have pltCKlng Companla are enlarging their from whom? From private citizens lnter forelgn creditors Who want What is due , plants. Vncie Sam will have to Increase eBted n the welfare of the country? Who them. Once It is established that the United States Is willing to become n collector of debts due to foreigners by American countries the creditors of such countries would be very likely to bring all possible pressure to bear for the col lection of what is due them, with a view to forcing this government' to take ac tion ln their behalf. It is therefore easy to see that having made such a prece-1 dent as the pending Santo Iomiugo treaty contemplates our government j might become burdened with responsi bllltles and obligation that would prove very troublesome. It Is said that the administration lius indicated a willingness to have the treaty modified In some important re spects, but the opiKsitIon insists that it shall be left in its present form and this has so far prevailed. ' A prolonged dis cussion of the treaty, in which the re lations of the I'ulted States and the Latin-American rcpubllc-H will receive very thorough, cunsideriitloii, is prom ised. In the ineiitilinie the receivership tm llit part of iha government iu S.'into Iomiiio will continue, unless a stop should lie put to it by the outbreak of niii'ttn-r revolution In the Island. Chicago gruin dealers nppeur to be much wrought up over the new grnlu rMte, which will take effect after Janu ary 1. The adjustment. It Is suid, will make it Impossible for Chicago buyers to enter the Missouri river field ou equal terms with the Missouri river buyers, and Chlcnco grain dealers demand a re adjustment that will permit gralz tt In stopped in Chicago as well ss in Omnha nnd Kansas City on its wsy to the At lantic sealsiard. Manifestly Omaha is to be reckoned with from now on as a grain export mnrket. xnrmyt small abuvt vmaua I'roni its very Inception Omaha has been imbued with a spirit of srlf rellnuee nnd lmiindlcss confidence In Its future greatness. The pioneers who mapped the clly, fixed its boundaries and staked out Its broad streets ex hibited almost prophetic foresight. They were imbued with a profound belief that they had founded a eommerrlnl metropolis which would grow and ex pand with the years nnd was destined finally to take rank among the other great American cities. There was nothing small about the nun of the Tm) and "AO's, nnd their ex ample has been an Inspiration for the men who have rome afterward nnd made Omaha what it is today. Few American cities can tioast of a more public-spirited, enterprising and progres sive citizenship than Omaha. Whatever they project or undertake is always on a scale commensurate with the preten sions of Omaha as a metropolitan city. This broad and enlightened citizenship was exhibited in the Transmlsslssippi exposition, that made Omaha' famous as the first and only exposition city that paid back practically its entire invest ment to the stockholders. The same public spirit was exhibited in the erec tion of the Auditorium and is now being exhibited In the projected fireproof ho tels that have become an imperative necessity. The same spirit that has sue- , ' ' cessfully carried through many great enterprises is also visible in the monit- mental structures that are now being ' erected in this city and those that are planned to be erected within the next two years. It is chiefly because there is nothing small about Omaha thnt Omaha is forg ing ahead nnd rapidly assuming its po sition ln the great commercial nnd in dustrial centers of America. Municipal ownership continues the 1 live topic Of discussion in the Improve- j ar)(J management. If ownership in trust ment clubs. It will be remembered. ; companies cost Insurance officers their however, that subsidized cappers put Places, ownership by railroad officers in most -of these improvement cibs on abattol; express companies, m bag v i gage delivery companies will be as serious record against municipal ownership for thPm tn UM of lniliranPe fumls when the proposition to vote bonds for a to promote a land speculation has cost municipal electric lighting plant was up last year. According to Dun & Co.'s review of trade there is unprecedented prepara tion for the spring trade in New York. Manhattan island has evidently been transposed from the temperate zone to the tropics. In these parts merchants are still actively engaged in filling the , ,i ,i nh.mna uuiunwvui ucl,.uu v. """"'""' trade. The more the railroad attorneys and tax agents agitate the railway tax ques tion the more they will irritate and exasperate the people who are com pelled to pay their taxes because they do not have money enough to hire law yers and tax agents by the year. General Manderson is a little mixed as to his facts and considerably awry ns to his conclusions. In the meanwhile, the public would like to know why a railroad should not pay its taxes just the same as other people. If the Swiss were up to Yankee stand ards they would turn that hot spring in the Simplon tunnel to account. It would be a poor physician who could not dis cover medicinal properties for the usual consideration. otra with the SI1U On. Chicago Inter-Ocean. We never realize what smooth talkers our multimillionaires can be until they are put on the stand and riven a chance to tell things that they would rather con ceal. The Qoees'i Favorite. New York Sun. With a fine perception of chivalrous char acter and legislative possibilities, ex-Queen . IJUuokalanl now commits her petition for I financial relief ln the amount of lurono.OiiO I . . . r ft ' r T7".. ; V. .. 1 . , . airCCliy lO tne non. liajica . rftiiumiftB. The Hot Pnee. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The railroads of the country have more business than they can nunriie ana tne his avoirdupois and fighting strength If he expects to keep pace with the rest of our Institutions Dream On, Thomas. Baltimore American. Thomas Edison says that we are on the verge of discoveries that will revolu tionize the production of electricity, and that will open up a new era of progress .anl.m hav come tru. ... th. past. it u worth while taking his word for it. Homeward Bound. Philadelphia Record. The enemies ot Immigration, n.ny piiWy draw some comfort from the f.i.-t that at this season of the year rearly as u any "undesirable" Italians are goinir away as arriving in Atlantic steamslilis. But to people who find it difficult to obtain fcuffi clent labor for their opeiailiins the natter presents Itself in quite a li(T;veiu 1'cht. Rebate Persecutions. Springfield Republican. Evidently the government is intent upon vigorous measures to suppress railroad re- bating. This Is Indicated by the Institu- tlou of proceedings at tiiiiuneipiua There may be no success In securing convictions; the railroads there may be innocent, as they claim they are. but much can be done to put down the evil by swift and relent less action wherever a bit of evidence ap pears on which to base It. I'ruurrii In Irrlaatlon. tit. Louis Globe-Democrat. It is only three years since the Irrigation law was passed, and already the govern ment has constructed seventy-seven miles ef main canal, fifty-four miles of distribut ing system, 1st) miles of ditches. Including dams; three and one-half miles of tunnels, I'M miles of wagon roads. 147 bridges, a cement mill witli a capacity of 300 barrels a day, and many buildings incidental to he work. In no other esse ln history have Internal Improvements on a large scale been pushed with equal promptness. (old stnrnae Goods. Chicago Chronicle. Chief Chemist Wiley of the Department of agriculture tolls the American Ware housemen 8 association that they will goon have to stamp snd sell their coM storage goods for whst they really are. That prob ably means that the stamping will Include the date of plarlns In storage. Prof. Wiley says of the prejudice agrtinst cold storage foods: "A little of it may be just; a great deal of it unjust." That Is a comforting as surance, but how are e to know the cases In which it is Just? If we can know that, the stamping will be unnecessary. If we tan not know It, the stamping; will not help us any. I lessness at Annapolis. Chicago Chronicle. No sooner docs Midshipman Meriwether get off easy for Agtiting with a fellow midshipman who died ns a result of in juries received than we have two flagrant cases of baaing ut the Annapolis institu tion In violation not only of law but of a pledge given by all midshipmen to give up hazing. This lawlessness follows hard on the heels of the appointment of an investigating board "to look into tho acud emy customs that are contrary to ref lations or laws of the United States." The very appointment of this cimmission Implies a deplorable lack of discipline and toleration of lawlessness In the acad emy. CAMI'AIG ACiAINST BEBATKS. Railroad Discrimination and Favor itism Most Stop. Philadelphia Frees. Insurance investigation la plainly to be followed by a period of railroad Inquiry. The evidence in regard to railroad re bates now before the federal grand Jury In this city is only a part of the campaign of the Department of Justice against nill- I mail ,.Katn. "-. t o, T ...i. . . .1 ' , " " , ,. " ' ' ' ' T V Omaha, in the southwest and on the Pa- t.i(lc co(U)ti on the nroaj iines whu. cen. tor in Alabama and Tennessee and now ln thls clty stpP8 hve bepn to prose- cute those granting rebates and those con spiring to grant and receive them. Public feeling and public action on this subject cannot and will not stop with re bates. Railroad offlcerti are aware of this. Their abolition of railroad passes ia a rec ognition of a new and higher code in corpo ration management. Personal privilege and perquisite must go. The public has condemned Insurance of ficers who profited y the ownership of " '". " , ' , " bft BJt fiulnk trt mnr1fmn mllrnnrl riimntnt-x Senator Depew public respect, ownership ana proni oy rauroaa omcers in latin spec ulation dependent en their own action us railroad officers will look Just as bad when exposed. Insurance officers and railroad officers alike are trustees of property belonging to others. One as much as the other; one no less than the other. If insurance revela- ; tions have damaged, railroad revelations of a like character will damage In a like way. , " ch revelations can be made they ! ar Ptty certain to come when railroad Investlratlon fceelna as at.te legislatures assemble. The public Is ready. wili, this bk the; esd or itt Practice of Securing- Political Con tributions fmm Corporations. Chicago . Inter Ocean. 8enator Culberson of Texas haa Intro duced a bill which makes It a felony for an Insurance company or any other corpora tion to contribute money or anything of .value toward the election of a president or vice president of the I'nited States. The bill also makes It a felony for any person to knowingly use for such campaign purposes any. money contributed by a cor poration. The bill, finally, prescribes a penalty ef not less than two years' or more than twenty years' Imprisonment. Heretofore It has been hard enough to secure the services of workers at the polls. as every body who has any knowledge of the difficulties attending the management of political campaigns can testify, even when the Inducement Is 15 a day and the hope of political preferment If the right side wins. As a rule the werk of mannlmr the polls Is shirked by those who are most influential and active ln precinct politics, and It becomes too eften necessary to se lect for this purpose gentlemen who are not on the most Intimate terms with the best people In the district. Harder still will It be te secure poll work ers when It becomes a question of doing one's duty by one's party and getting any- w here frem two to twenty years, or not j doing one's duty to one's party and losing j W and' a Job In the court house or city hall. "Tou tell me," the ward worker will say to the ward boss "You tell me that I will receive $5 for my service. That Is tempting, but where did the o come from? You got it from the campaign committee? Yes, but where did the campaign committee get It? How does It happen, let me ask, that the campaign committee haa monoy to pay for my serv !,. ci,vrir,.n.v t- are they? Name them. And where .did they get the money which they have sub scribed to defray the campaign expenses of our party a party for which I would be w illing to make any reasonable sacrifice short of going down the road for anywhere? from two to twenty years? "Tou tell me this money Is not tainted? How do I know? The fact is, I suspect, perhaps unjustly, that it is part ef a con tribution handed in by a man who is en gaged In a business which Is more or less dependent upon the success of a business which Is closely Identified with a business that is deeply concerned in the uplift of a business that is allied neurly or remotely with a corporation whose business miKht be affected by the result of this election. "I am poor. I am ambitious. I um at loyal partisan. I would do almost anything to serve the gentlemen whose names appear on this ticket. Put 1 have a wife and eleven small children, besides a large assortment of nephew, nieces and second cousins, de pending upon me for support. True. i on a general holiday would help. Every little tiling helps. Put what would Jo be to me or to them If as a result of accepting this pronamy tainie.i money i snouin nave to te j absent from the scenes of my legitimate activity for from two to twentv years "Desist, foul tempter! Pegone! 1 liute like the dickens to miss a fiver which ap parently conies so easy, but my manhood retiels against anything that savors of any thing like polluted currency. Go. seek one who Is willing to surrender Ills freedom for filthy lucre! 1 am not of that mold. Uctter poverty and an easy conscience than (5 for a chance of missing t v-i riliii.g that Is likely to hapien in this int'Testing town for the next two to twenty years." The question is. Does Henator Culberson realize whut will lmpl'" if his bill shall become a law? Does he see that he is try ing to sound the doom of the campaign fund the doom, perhaps, of the campaign! If he does not. some of the senators from some of 'the other states should point out the dajiger to him. nnnn aboit jkw York. Hippies on the torrent of I.lfe In the Metropolis. New York City boasts of many things, and with reason, but the claim that the big city cultivates a superior article of husband brings Invoiunturily to mind the hlstorie exclamation of Missouri, "You'll Have to Show Me." This is wnat the Sun attempts by a ci tiiparlson with other cities. Says the Sun: "More divorces are applied lor ' and more are granted in the city of New , York than In any other large city of the I country, but the number of divorced men i residing la New York Is relatively much smaller than In in( ether very large American city. ' lhere were. ty the last enumeration, fewer than l.Joo divorced men here, of whom 3S0 were in Brooklyn, while in Chi cago the number wns nearly 2,0X1. and in lnuiumipolls. which has less population thun the borough of gueens, ft. There were only 35 in (Jueens. "Various t-.tpluuatlons of these dispari ties are given, the most natural one of which is that divorced men In Mew York City remarry; In Chicago and some other cities they don't at least not to the same extent. New York's record ae the city with tho smallest nuniWr of divorced men In proportion to the whole population is nowhere challenged." Excavating was begun during the last week for the erection, by William Wal dorf Astor of an eleven story apartment house of the first class ln the block bound ed by Broadway. West End avenue, Seventy-eighth and Seventy-ninth streets. To be known as the Apthorpe apart ments, the structure will front VAA feet in Broadway and in West End avenue and 34S feet in corn of the streets. There will lie 1,400 running feel of front age, including that of an Interior court, and, figuring the floor splice, of each story of the building, the architects estimate that It will be equal in size to seven city Mocks. One hundred and ton apartments will be in the Apthorpe, varying ln size from six to fourteen rooms each. All of the large apartments will bo ln two floors. A foyer hall, billiard room, kitchen, dining room and servants' looms und bath will be on one floor, while above them will bo bedrooms, a parlor, library and bathrooms for the tenant. The building will have Its own electric and Ice atorage plants, and its owner will furnish all the refrigerating facilities of the building. On the eleventh floor will be the laun dries and separate compartment for the open air drying of clothes. Each tenant' wash will thus be immune from another's. At leaBt 2.W,000 will be the coBt of the Apthorpe, ind the apartments will com mand very high rentals. Only thirteen babies were born on Fifth avenue, between Washington square and i Ninety-fifth street, this year, according to tho city's health report. In tho John D. Rockefeller block, bounded by Fifth and Sixth avenues and Fifty-third and Fifty fourth streets, the stork alighted only once. Most of the mansions in Fifth avenue j ijetween Forty-second and Nlncty-nltn streets, are those of persons of great wealth or social distinction, but only six babies were born to that entire section. Above Ninety-fifth street there are many fluthouses, and the inhabitants are not so wealthy. In thirty-eight blocks above Ninety-fifth street, ninety-five babies were born. From January I to November 29, on Man hattan Island, 55,000 babies were born, but In tills, all of tho fashionable thorough tares made a very poor showing. In Madl non avenue, from Twenty-third to Fifty ninth street, there aro only twenty-one babies under 1 year old, yet In six blocks on Bayard street, on the East Side, there are 102. There aro forty mansions In Gram ercy park, but only three of. them were blessed with babies this year. t one block of Fifth avenuo mansions ih,.r U one babv to every 167 persons. In Avenue A, on the East Side, there Is one Infant to every thirty persons. The officers of the New York dimity organizations have discovered that there was little reason for the hue and cry of some months ago about thousands o' chil dren going breakfastlcss to school. The Salvation Army, Incited by this cry, i opened a number of food kitchens in the vicinity of the school buildings most largely uttended by tenement children, nid tho Hoard of Education, on the recommendation of the charitable societies, attempted to ascertain for itself how many children habitually went to school without break fast. The Charity Organization society sums the result up ln these worda: "In spite of the wide advertising given to the food Btatlon through the dally press and otherwise, very few claimants appeared for the free breakfasts, and the Inquiry by the Board of Education likewise fat.td to disclose any large number of breakiastless children." Seven young New York millionaires Al fred Gwynne Vanderbllt, Reginald C. Van derbllt, Harry Payne Whitney, Charles T. Cook, Ogden Mills, Lawrence E. f-cxton and Horace I'orter have purchased for nearly $1,000,000 a tract of 18) acres In the suburbs of that city. They have organized a syndicate In the lots, which arc on the line of the New Haven railroad arid a line which is about to be built. PF-RSOVil. 'NOTES. One way to make Christmas last nil th year round is to give presents tuat you have to pay for on the installm "it .Um. John Harrison of the "8ix HuiiJred ' that made the :'amous charge of Palnkl iva, In the Crimean war. has just died In Delhi, N. Y, at the age of 7S. "Arden," the mountain homo oi' .vline. 1 Helen ModJ skh. In Santa Ana, C:il., has been Bold to Leopold Moss of Chicago. The piopeity It. of 12iV ai res, lar .-ly n- jun- j tair.ous. A telephone franchise which communities often give away for the asking, is valued at $7.750,0 ln New York City, and a com pany offers to put up the rash for the priv ilege of getting in. Jacob Btelner of Brooklyn, has u. col- lection of rare pistols said, by . xpvts, to J 'no of ttlB n,,,Kt complete in rh's country. ii" t ot in the world. His collection nprv mils twenty years of woik. One week ago Henry N. Rockwell of YoilKers, I., vt da a laurosui cun'iucioi , and today he is a member of tlio New I York state railroad commission, trowing I a. salary five times as large .is a week I ago. I There are lour gove rnors thai served dur- I Ins the civil war still living. William f-'piague, whose he;n! is near Ntrr-iansetc Pier. R. I.; Frederick Holbrook of rsrattle- boro. Vt. ; Samuel J. Crawford of Kansas, and John J. Ptttys of Mississippi. Coincident with the abolition of free passes by eastern railroads the advantages of tho northwest nulriuclB ure exploited. Managers of the latter route hav not de-claie-U themselves on the pas eiilesllon, but personal applications will be favorably Itceived. The mikaelo Is complaining of a salary that is smaller than those of the nion aicliM of several lesser European kingdoms oi even cf the second-rate life insurance presid -nts. lie actually gets only ibout ll.nei.nno, supplemented by about J;,v. flora his personal estate. HelplHelpl I'm Falling Thus cried the hair. And a kind neigh bor came to the rescue with a bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor. The hair was saved! In gratitude, it grew long and heavy, and with all the deep, rich color of early life. Druggists have sold it in all parts of the world for over sixty years. The best kind of a testimonial "Sold for over sixty years." Kid ky the f. O. Ayr C., twell, MtM. Also BUutUKmi of rn.g iiBSAPARntA Fr the bloefl. ATFR'S PRI8- For eetirMpJiMot. AYKR'S CBBB1T PECTORAL For cough. AYBR'S AGUfi CURB For malaria SMl ((, I.OTS OK POETRY I COH. An Knatern Tribute to the Glory of ebrnsUn. Springfield (Mass.) Republican. This crop rises to Its glory in Nebraska, as till know who have studied the exhl'ilts of that state at the great expositions. There have been corn palaces, and the great ears have been shaped In forms without number; more or less artistic. Many people upon the prairies do their thinking In terms of corn, as the south does witli Its cotton. In win ter, us well us summer, corn reigns In Ne braska. This universal Interest there has been quickened by the Burlington railroad, which Is to start a train called the "seed corn specinl." which is to employ eleven days on the line In Nebraska and northern Kansas, starting out the lHth and ending its run on the 30th. It is a Christmas gift to tho farmers of those states, and the train will be manned by specialists from the Ne braska state farm und will be ln charge of the railroad's Industrial agent. Tills means corn talk by experts all along the way nnd special trains will be run on the branch lines to bring more farmers to the localities where this instruction la given. Next month, from the Kth to the Wth. there is to be the state winter corn show at Lincoln, jointly managed by the Nebraska Corn Improvers' association and tho Ptate Board of Agricul ture. Cash premiums are given to nil ex hibits scoring over 70 points, and the oc casion will also draw out a display of corn planters and cultivators. Each exhibit from the farm must consist of forty ears, grown by the exhibitor In 1V5. The directions given for selecting an exhibit are as full of. the music; of nature a they can be packed, and for that reason we reproduce them: L Uniformity of exhibit. All the ears In an exhibit should be uniform In size, shape, color and indentation. Don't have some long and some short ears. Don't have some thick and some thin ears. Don't have some cylindrical and some tapering ears. Don't have some light yellow and some dark yel low ears. Don't have some cram while and some pearl white ears. Don't have some rough and some smooth ears. 2. Shnpe of ear. The shape should he cylindrical or nearly so. Ears should not swell at the butt, nor be thicker near the tip thnn ln the middle. 3. Color of kernels. There should lie no white kernels on a yellow ear. There should be no kernels showing yellow on a white ear. The yellow on a white kernel can be seen only below the cap. The cobs should be uniformly red or white. 4. Market condition. The ears should be well matured, firm and sound. There should be no evidence of smut nor any kernels gnawed by rata nor missing from the cob. 5. Tips of ears. Tho tips should not be too tapering and should he well (Hied with reg ular, uniform kernels. The cob should not protrude beyond the kernels. 6. Butts of ears. The rows of kernels should he even and swell out evenly be yond the end or the cob. The shank should not be large nor extremely small. 7. Kernel uniformity. The kernels should be of uniform width at the top and should have about the same indentation. 8. Kernel shape. The kernels should be as deep as possible and tapering. 9. Space between rows. The rows of ker nels should be close together from tip to crown. Itooler on Life Insurance. F. P. Dunne lu Collier's. If these here Inthrestin" life Insurance scandals had come up In Merry ol' Eng land we'd niver heerd iv thim, because all th' boys wud be In th. House iv Levels be this time, an' Lord Tontine wud sit hurd on anny scheme to hav him searched be a lawyer fr'm Bmoklv Rut with this hee nation Iv ours som body scents something wrong with 11 scales at th' grocery store an' whips ou his gun, another man turns In a fli alarm, a third fellow sets fire to th' Prcf bvterlan church, a vigilance comity I formed an' hangs Ivry foorth man; an havln' started with Rockyfeller, who'i tough an' don't mind beln' lynched, the; fln'lly wind up with desthroyin' me be cause th' steam laundry has sint me home somebody else's collars. Some (iood In Automobiles. Brooklyn Eale. Tliis year the Americans have invested tW.Out.OOO In automobiles. Now for a chorus: How many charities, how many good roads, and how many schools you could build with that! True; but the automobile distributes the charity in fines: It Is a missionary for good roads; and It disseminates an equiva lent of Intelligence among the rural con stabulary. Too Mt on Guard. Chicago Record-Herald. Thomas F. Ryan Is a giant physii'ally, and one of the correspondents who saw him on the stand before the Insurance in quisitors says he looks us If he might easily own the earth within ten years If he is let alone. There are indications that no body who starts out ln future to own the earth Is likely to be let alone very long. Coal. Wood. Coke, Kindling. W. aell th b.et Ohio and Colorado Coals -el.an, hot, lasting: Alao tho Illinois, Hanna, Sheridan, Walnut Block, Stoam Coal, Bto. For general purposes, uso Chorokoo Lump, $5.80; Nut, f 5.00 per ton. Missouri Lump, f 4.75; Largo Nut, $4.60 -makes a hot, quick fire. Our hard coal Is tho 6C4ANT0N, tho best Pennsylvania snthraolto. Wo slso soil Spadrs, tho hardest, and cleanest Arkansas hard oosl All our coal hand screened snd weighed over any city scales doslrod. COUTANT O. SQUIRES 1SST5H" PK t LT Y FOR MORAL WnoSG. Slunlflrant Manifestation of Agares Ive Public Sentiment. Chicago Chronicle. What a storm of Indignation Is raging ' around William Ellis Corey, the president of the t'nitrd States 6teel corporation! What has he clone? Only this, that having climbed to a position of great wealth by the assistance of a faithful wife to whom he plighted his troth when both were poor he now craves a more ornamental head for his household and has noted so unbecomingly toward an actress with the same moral na ture as his as to compel his lawful wife to sue for a divorce. What of It? Isn't this clone somewhere every day in the year? Is It not generally condoned in men of great wealth? Is it usual -for such an escapade to shock society nnd rupture business relations? Yet here we have Pittsburg society slamming ita doors In Mr. Corey's face, his own father and mother remarking that they would not speak a word to save him from the penl-. tentiary and even the directors of the Steel corporation suggesting his retirement and announcing his successor. This is all as it should be. The man who puts away thf- wife of his youth and pov erty to inarry'a beautiful adventuress is not to be tolerated nnd it is perfectly proper ' that society should ostracize him and busi ness men depose 'Mm. I The only wonder is ihut this is not al ways the result of such rcandalous Infidel ity and Immorality. We can only say that it is better thnt such a retribution should occur only once In a while than never. LAI c;niri ;a!. She The evil that men do always lives after them, vou know. lie-Sure; but li s a good deal more un-" comfortable when it gets after them. Hoston Transcript. ! She This is the time of the year when a woman nppreclHtes having a little money of her own. He 'Cm. It's the time when her' bus-' band appreciates It, too.--Detroit Free ( Press. "Here!" shouted the depot oiltiial, "what do you mean by throwing those trunks around like thail" The baggageman gasped iu astonishment asil several travelers pinched thenuelves to make sure that It was leal. Then the official spoke again to the baggageman. "Iwin't you sue that you are making big dents in this conen te platform ?"Kinnrt Bet. Distressed mother (traveling with a cry I lug boby I Dear me! 1 don't know what to i do with Ihis child! Bachelor ln the next seal i Shall I open the window for you. niacin in? New York Mall. : "Well, after all." slid Mrs. Nagget, finally, "there's Just one little bit of millin- : cry that I cleslin most " I "And I tell you. I won't buy it for you." ' snapped Mr. Nageet. I "No, dear, you won't be here to pay for It. It's h widow's bonnet. "Philadelphia , Press. "Did the photographer take a good pic ture of the baby?" asked the anxious mother. "Splendid!" replied father, showing the proofs. "He caught one of those ex pressions when you can t tell whether he's laughing or crying! 'Detroit Kreee Press. "Have you anything that will remove wrinkles?" "We huve some fine jack planes, ma am, that I think would do It." "Mercy! isn't this a drug store?" "The druvs are over there by the soda water fournaln. This Is the hardware counter, nia'am." ievelnnd Plain Dealer. MOHV OF THE 1 XWIK MV W. D. Neshit In Chii'Sgo Tribune. John Henry Prown. with scornful frown, made speech unto his wlfe-i "You've S nt six days, to my amaze within the shopping strife, t from your list there Is not missed one fourth that we must buv. ,u've worked enounh. I'll get the stuff ere you could wink your eye." lin Henry laughed. John Henry chaffed, when his dear wife said: ' Hee ne time I've sjient has bowed and bent and made a wreck if me. ve shopped ami shopped until I dropped from utter weariness." ie vowed: "I II nil your Christmas bill iu half ten hour or less." ohn Henry Prow n then went down town and sauntered to the store-s; le strodu with smiles along the aisles and rode to many floors. Jut everywhere when he got there a crowd of folk would stand And keep at wuik ilie busy clerk with peneil in her hand. And through each door there crowded more until the store was full; Drown turned alirait to hasten out, and had to push and pull. Thc-y shoved tiim tlnough a showcase, too, they ground him on the wall, They punched mid pounced anil squeezed and hounccd him like a rubber hall. They tumbled him, and jumbled him, they threw him to and fro t'ntil at length he list his strength and could no farther go. And as he fell he knew full well his help less form should feel The beating bruise of women's (hoes each with a pointed heel. Next day he woke and faintly spoke onto the white clad nurse: "t'pon your life, take to my wife my Christmas list and purse." The nurse replied: "Your wife's outside; for her you need not fear. Bhe was among the crowd that swung on you, and sent you here."