THE OMAHA ILLUSTRATED BEE. Ixvembor 17. irH. Observing i illK crowded streets an J brilliant I marts of 'hrl.tniaFtldc, the glow ' I (. hriMmns tree, the inter change of girts and greetings, und tho services In the churches hip tii.- rl.i.f f'-aturfs cf tho Christmas nlwrvan-o In the United Ftatrs. Whilu there are many to whom the perennial gift plvlng Is a burden, there are others to v-l.otn thlx Is a nur"f of great inspiration snd dclitht hirausi- tliry get an opportun ity to contribute to the Joy of others. The, I'ilgrlm fathers long ngo tabooed Chris' mas. That was In a revulsion of feeling agiinut the excesses introduced Into tho earlier celebration, and duo to both tho heathen origin of tho festival and the rude customs of the period. So great was this feeling that Governor ltrudford in Ills "History of 1'lymoulh Plantation." under date of lt,a, thus refers to the attempt of some of the peoplo of Plymouth to adhere to the customs of old Knglnnd: "On ye day called Christmas day, yc governor called them out to work (as was usual I, but the most of this new company excused themselves and said it went against their consciences to work on that day. 80 the governor told them if they made it a matter of conscience lie would spare them until they were better informed,. So he led away the rest and left them. But when they came home at noon from their work, he found them in the street at play, openly; some pitching; tho bar and some at stoolc ball and such like stiorts. So he went to them and took away their Imple ments and told them that tt was against his conscience that they should play and others woik." Christmas has lived down its saturnalian and heathen origin and the sturdy prejudice of the Puritans. Today tho holiday Is par excellence the home festival of the American people, and its observance Is always an infinite sour- of Joy to those who have homo centers In which to radiate; whllf It casts tho genial glow of Its perva sive happiness und warmth upon the lone liness of those who are set apart among the flotsam and Jetsam of humanity, and of those who are the peculiar product of scat tered und shattered homes. Throughout Great Ililtain Christmas in the great week of the year. It is the 0110 week when scattered families are reunited, when tender memories and old associations are revived, when friend greets friend with cheery expansiveness. In striking contrast with the characteristic reserve of the Eng lish nature. Iluslness is practically sus lended In London for the live- days suc ceeding Chthtmas eve. Then- Is nothing left of thi obsolete orgies which so olTended the Puritan element in the times of Crom well. It would be nn unimaginable. Kng- How Money Flies f tlll'.N you peep into your Christmas box on Christmas morning und 1 I find therein just what you wanted, don't Imagine you are tho only prize winner. There are others millions of them, all enjoying ii varying degree of emotion the spirit of the royal holiday. Under such circum stances It might appear sacrillgious to give thought to the material side of the holi day. Yet the material side of It occupies Just now the minds and hearts of mankind and womankind to a greater degree proba bly than any domestic problem of the year. What does Christmas cost? It is a largo question and an Interesting one. A writer In tho Philadelphia Press who assumes to have Inside Information about Kris Krln gle's ledger presents some figures to prove the size of the happiness trust. Toys null land)'. The first big Item In tho ledger is toys. Ono retail concern in New York City alono sella iJ.iyo.tKO worth of toys for Christmas. The head of this concern estimates thru during the year each family in the I'nlted States averages 2 for children's toys. As there are lii.imo.oml families In the coun try, this would Indicate an annual expendi ture of IIL'.OUVWO. and as 00 per cent of tin toys ore sold during tho Christmas season, I'JS.Sno.tJO must therefore be paid out for them at that- time. This estimate seems quite reasonable when one considers that there are JT.ttT toy stores and 6,11 depart ment stores selling toys in the country. Then there Is candy. That conies right along after the toys. Anybody knows that. Taking as a basis one big store in New York that m ils llHO.iinO worth of candy dur ing the month of December, one may get something of an idea to start on In this great business For Instance, there are 'JS.M confection ery stores and 3S1 department stores that sell candy, making a total of U.7S5. During the month of December 9.000 of these stoies sell $'.'.rHj worth of candy each, or f!,5fl0.noo altogether. Fourteen thousand sell each, or JT.ooO.OoO altogether, and t!,78." sell $100 each, or JiiTS.WO. a total of $30,17S,5 to. Ninety per cent of this candy Is for Christ mas day; tl.at Is. $T.ltiO,i". Work of Busy llitada. Vnelc Sam's bright young men who come round every ten years and ask you all kinds of questions have figured that there are 37,144.115 females In tho I'nlted States. Ten millions of them can sew, more or lews proficiently. Each sews on an aver age five days on Christmas gifts. If you don't believe It, ask your pastor,, who received fourteen pairs of slippers, or your I'mie Tom, who Is BO If ho Is a day, and who plucked off from tho evergreen tree In the liasement of the Sunday schorl st the Christmas celebration a week before Christmas seventeen "Bachelors' Compan ions, or Every Man His Own Seamstress." Well, anyhow, those lO.fno.uOO women, in sewing, menage to keep busy for tOiOni) days in their efforts to make somebody happy. And with an average earning ca pacity of cents a day tach considering that a good many of the women do not usually work there is an expenditure of energy worth H-VioO.Cno. Right along here should come the item about tho fancy gifts bought at the dry goods, the department and the 1 ticket stores. All together there are i2,K3 of these stores. There are ten stores that do 11 business of U.uXf.tmO each annually that's Tj0,0u,i t. There are 6.000 that average 150,. U0 each that's Hoo.foo.om, and there are 36,e00 In round numbers that do a business every year of $:',o each, making all to gether $7.,ino.i0. and a grand total of $ir, OfO.OuO annually. If they were open every day that would n-.ean a business of ll,lG, 164 for one day. People who have watched such things say it it a modest otlmate to treble the figures of the business for the one day of Chrbtmas. That would make the sales of fancy goods and novelties for Christmas $3. 4'. 49.'. In uduklon to the articles tho women make with their own clever hands. 1!one- fur Flow era. With the possible exception of Earner, Christmas Day lish monarch who would forbid any ob servation of the l.'.th of I'cicmbcr. The example Is sit by the royal family of the ideal way In which to spend the happy, merry Chiistmastide which the tngllsh people cherish. It Is the custom of King Kdward VII and Vjueen Alexandra to pass the holiday quietly at Saodrlngham, and there to give personal supervision to the distribution of gifts. Their majesties observe the best Kuglish traditions by attending service on Christ mas morning at Sandrlnghani church, which is prettily decorated with How-era anil ever greens. The choir sings Gounod's "Hethle hem," and familiar hymns, such as "Hark! the Herald Angels Sing" and "O, Come All e Faithful." The religious service is fol lowed by a quiet family reunion, a proto type of tho gatherings In humbler homes throughout the t'nited Kingdom. It Is said that nothing creates a better Impression in Great Ilritaln than that the sovereign and royal family should observe national customs In the national way. The Christmas customs of the English speaking people are drawn chiefly from the fatherland, where tho Joys of tho holiday season are ushered in on Christmas eve. To Germany we owe tho Christmas tree and the maintenance of the best of the old customs. Throughout the Fatherland the d"coratlon of tho house begins as enrly as the morning of December 24. One room from which all save "die Mutter" are rig idly excluded contains the Christmas tree. Greens are hung from window to door and garlands are placed upon tho walls. On Christmus eve, promptly at 6 p. in., at tho ringing of the bell, tho doors of tho "Christmas room" fly open and the treo is revealed to tho impatient, admiring fam ily in all the glory of its candles, tinsel, sweetmeats and gifts. They find not only the adorned Christmas tree, but each ono of them a, special table set for him. lieforo Christmas everybody In the house has his secrets. Now these secrets are be ing revealed, and tho children luialen to their different tables, curious 10 see whether their hopes and wishes have been realized. But theSo tables are not limited to tho children In tho German hom-s. Not only the imniedialo family, but the whole household, meets under tho Christinas tre. For each of the servants Christmas boxes are provided on a big table. Sometimes the servants prefer receiving money, but even then some Christmas token is added In order that the table may be full. After the distribution of the gifts there follows a distinctively German custom. Every one, both large and small, indulges in .1 hearty embrace and an affectionate kiss. No 0110 is exempt. Young and old, friend and rela tive, rich and poor, take part In the cere there Is no day In the year when flowers are in as great demand as on Christmas. Included with the flowers should be the evergreens and the trimmings in the churches and the houses. Those who buy flowers Just before Christmas know how tho prices Jump. The florists think noth ing of adding 100 or 200 per cent to their usual charges. Roses, for instance, sell about Christmas time for .!6 a hundred, while usually J.1.60 to 6 a hundred Is considered a good price. Carnations sell for tG to $10 a dozen, and so on for all the others. But ono must re member that tho 2.34G florists In the United States, who do a retail business, must live so that they can have a littlo bit of the good time themselves on tho L'ith of De cember, Street Car Companies Com In. In getting all these presents for the chil dren and for relatives and friends, and In going about to sec tho attractive things in it he shop windows, there is a great deal of extra riding In the street cars. This is one of tho expenses of Christmas. In the I'nlted States the annual receipts of tho street car companies from passengers are $2a3,l,54. The receipts for a day would, therefore, be $ii40,i7. At least ten days are devoted to tho pur chasing of gifts and looking about. Dur ing these ten days fi,40ti,lft) will be ex pended for street car faro. Ten per cent Tersely Told Marked Originality. 1 1 1.' !..,.. Hannrfll luaan T Wietnv I I of Philadelphia had a multltuda I rtf Dn,.l,itH tliut hA nntill fll:LW on when ho desired to score a point or to illumlnato an idea. General Wlstar was for a number of years tho president of tho Pennsylvania Academy of Natural Sciences. At one of the academy's meetings a rather odd and original method of reaching tho north polo was siiKKested. Of this method tho presi dent said, smiling: "It reminds me of tho way two 8au Fran cisco friends of mine once took to get lid of some guests. -These, guests came to tpend the evening ami didn't know when to depart. My friends wero patient with them, vey pa tient; but when 11, 12 and finally 1 o'clock struck, the husband realized that some thing must now be done. "Ho was an original chap, and, in Ms original way, ho looked over at his wifo and said, mildly: " 'My dc-ar, hadn't we better get up to bed? Our friends may want to be going.' " New York Tribune. Getting Tedious. ' Captain P.yan, tho new Itritlsh naval at tache, said at a dinner in Washington: "The strength of the heads of some of our old school farmers Is quite incredible. "At a harvest supper, a feast similar in Its way to your Thanksgiving dinner, thera was an old farmer who drank a good deal of champagne. The moment his glass was rilled he would toss it off, and then, of course, it would be filled again. "Hut tho old fellow grew quieter and quieter the more champagne he drank. A frown settled on his forehead. His eyes flashed angrily under his heavy gray brow s. "Finally, when tho waiter tilled his glass with wine for the twelfth or thirteenth time, he shook his head and said: " 'James, when are you going to put tho whisky on the table? These minerals are getting tedious.' "Washington Post. Tbeoloalcal Ammunition. The Kev. F.dwaid IJoyd Jones, a Man chester (Fng minister, tells a etory of his experience In Fenian days. He was travel ing from a Welsh village to Hrecon and had with him a strong wooden box filled with heavy theological books. At Shrews bury the detectives, who were on the look out for explosive machines and the like, suspected this heay box and word whs mony. Even the rmpt ror dots not forego this feature of tho observance. Merry making, supper and dancing follow. In some parts of Germany, Hcandinavi.i and Holland the custom is for nil the cl.il tlr n to offer a petition nt the chimney coiner on Christmas eve to Kriss Krlngle, asking him to till their stockings for Christmas morning, and many hopes anil fears are confided to him. "Kriss Knngb" is a corruption of "Clirist-Kindlein." who Is supposed, to descend tho chimney with gifts for all good children and has In tier many superseded St. Nicholas, or Santa Claus, the patron saint of children. Tho way of observing Christmas In Holland is of peculiar Interest. In all the towns ami villages at midnight on Christmas eve tho men, in varied costumes, meet In the prin cipal squares, chanting the "Gloria in Ex celsls." A large 8tar, In which there are several lighted candles shining us one, Is mounted on a pole. This Ftar Is symbolical of the star that guided the Wise Men of tho Eiut. The scene Is deeply Impressive. As the long procession, chanting tho "Gloria." marches slowly along the star casts Its radiance in tho dark, winding streets. Christinas In Paly centers around the church. Nearly all tho Unman Catholic churches have a reproduction of the stable of Hethlehem, with all the prominent fig ures of the nativity. Before tho rrseplo. as this representation is called, the moth ers gather and urge their little ones to re cite their hymns of praise to the Madonna and tho Child. Roman children receive 110 gifts on Christmas day. Tho children of tho evangelical churches have lovely Christmas trees, their green, aromatic branches laden with yellow oranges, sil vered halls and strings of gilt paper, bright with lighted candles of red, white and green, the colors of Italy, and with mimic mow. The Sunday schools generally have Chrlstmns trees also laden with gifts. On Christmas even In many Italian homes a family festival is held where the old and young to the third and fourth generations meet at a supper of fish, eels, nuts, cakes nnd fruit, or vegetables. No meat is in cluded in the mugro, which is, however, a satisfying repast. It Is followed the next day by the sumptuous dinner, graced neces sarily by a fat capon, and ended by pau glallo, a sort of coarse nut end fruit cake. It is the perennial holiday custom of the Italian tradesmen, ns well na the German ami Htissian, to send to their patrons com plimentary gifts nt Christmas-time. Those tokens nre recognized in ftaly by the mancie, or small sum of money given in return. In Frunce, as In Italy, Christmas has not the same status in popular regard as in During the of this, or $(j40.o7, is on account of Christ mas business exclusively. To ull these Items should be added tho money valuation of the actual time lost to all persons In the country who are en gaged in earning a livelihood. The census enumerators say there aro 29,WiO,OCO persons In tho United States en gaged in gainful pursuits. It may be esti mated that on an average they earn $1 a day each. Therefore the losses on Christ mas day in this line of action would be $J9,000,000. Eating; aud Drinking. And the feasting. What is Christmas without a good dinner? The mere mention of It brings to mind turkey and plum pud ding and pic and cake. Next to Thanksgiving, tho number of turkeys consumed in one day is greatest on Christmas. Fifty per cent of too tur keys are used for Thanksgiving. Twenty five per cent are served on Christinas ta bles at a cost of $1'5,X),000. But man cannot live by turksy alone. Tho bakers do a land office business the day before Christmus. There aro 29.800 bakers in the country. For the extra amount of business that they do for Christ mas $10 each is said to bo a conservative estimate. That would make this expendi ture $2'8,000, to say nothing of tho sweet meats concocted in tho private and hotel and restaurant kitchens. Besldo tho eating, there is drinking. And Tales Both sent on to I5recon. When the young min ister stepped out of the trnin ho was as tonished to find a sergeant and several con stables awaiting him. "I think you have a box with you," said the sergeant. "Quito right," said tho preachor, who begin to scent a joke. Out came the box, and Its weight excited fresh suspicion about lis contents. "This Is your box?" "Yes." "It contains ammunition?" "It does." "Very well, consider yourself in charge. Open tho box." The company stood away whilo the lid was cautiously wrenched off. When ttiH sergeant found it contained nothing more explosive than Adam Clarke's "The ology" ho expressed his Indignation freely to the ministor. All that ho got back wm the soft answer: "Why, bless my soul, man, you ssked If tho box contained am munition. That Is my ammunition. I'm ii Methodist parson, and that's what I shoot with." New York Tribune. Blue Dors with Pink Tails. "I will never forget my first experience In hospital work," said Chief Surgeon Mil lar of the Central Emergency hospital. "There was a green nurse In the detention ward and we had a very violent case In I hero a man in tho worst stage of de lirium tremens. I was awakened In tho middle of the night by the head nurse, who requested me to come at once to tho pa tient. When I got there I found him rav ing and very violent, with tho new nurse scared out of her wits. I said: " 'Why did you let him go so far? I left you some medicine to give him as soon as he tot delirious.' " "Yes, doctor,' she replied; 'but you told mo to give that to him if he saw any more makes, and this time he was seeing blun dogs witli pink tails.' "Chicago Inter Oceuu. Turned the Tables. John Philpot .Curran, the famous Irish lawyer, ranks among the wittiest men the emerald isle has ever produced. His wit, however, was sometimes turned against himself by the Intended victim, the follow ing story furnislu s an amusing example of how Curran was once outdone. A brisk young widow. In some part of Ireland, used to presld at the table of a coffe house patronised by Curran. Her name was Honor and one day theVe was some disputed charge. Curran slyly winked at the frl, nd who hapined to be dining with htm and proposed "Honor and Honesty." "fly all means." added tho widow, briskly, holding in Foreign Lands other lands. Yet Paris, it is stated, uses 5n.n1) Christmas trees each year, tho result of Gorman suggestion. In 1S70 the famous old cathedral of Notre Paine was made the scene of the German Christmas celebra tions, which have 1. ft a permanent Im pression. In the convents of France Christ inas eve Is a very beautiful festival. Tho sweet custom of making gifts for the poor Is carried out. The children all receive Christmas boxes. .,,,,1 usually tho first gift taki n from these is placed in the basket for the poor. If Clirh.tmaa week Is a great week in Great Britain, the Pnlted States and Germany, It Is greater still In Ilussln. The c lebiatlon of Christmas in the cxnr s dominions is an exti nsive nnd unique cere mony. Tho Chr.stmu holidays comprise two entire weeks. Beginning with Decem ber 14 there is one long lineal' successive holidays till January S. Work is stopped In factories and school is closed. Every body takes a vacation, and this condition of tilings Is attributed to the fact that the Russian peasant Is not possessed with tho fever of money-getting, and has not yet reached that stage of civilization where nionoy is everything. The business streets of Russian cities bear the aspect of a brilliant fair In gay decora tions und thronged with crowds of different races Tartars, Armenians, Circassians and many more, In their varied national cos tumes. The Christmas tree laden with gifts is the prevailing feature In tho homes of all classes. Largo sums nre expended In pres ents. A quiet family reunion marks tho first day. This Is followed by a day of congratulations, when both front and back door bells are l;ept constantly ringing by friends both rich und poor. Carriages and cabs fly through tho streets bearing callers to extend tho national form of holiday greeting. "Sprasdn.kom," "With the holl-' days," which is the Russian way of saying "Merry Christinas." Tips are expected by all classes of servants and dealers, and visits from tho clergy involve an invariable donation. Tho Russian society man Is bound during the holidays to kiss the hand of the women whom he greets. But the custom of Chrlst mns calls, like the former New Year calling of the United States, Is becoming obsolete. It is now looked on ns tiresome, useless and expensive. The third Christmas day is marked by the court reception, during which Nicholas II receives the higjiest councilors of state the senators, tho rep resentatives of tho synod, the army, navy, and other chief subjects. Among tho Russian common people the Christmas time, has customs of local and peculiar significance. That Is a typo of the early English custom when peasants gather in groups, singing carols In front of the noblemen's houses, and eagerly accept the Christmas Season such thirsts ns some people develop on Christmas! There are 44.7J7.244 gallons of domestic wine and 5,017.1j9 gallons of Im ported wine consumed In this country in ono yenr. The domestic, at an average of tt) cents a gallon, costs $2.S42,3 111, and the imported, at an average of $1.25 u gallon, costs $t!,271,4IS. The expenditure for domestic wine for one day is, therefore, $73, MO, and for im ported $17,182, or for the total for Christ mus, estimated at three times the usual amount consumed, $.'72,lti(j. The amount expended for beer, although much cheaper, reacle a higher figure. Tho annual consumption of beer In the United States Is $G9,0i.T71. For one day U is $19, Mti, and for Christmas $Gti9,b3$, or about 7 mills per capita. It Is easy to learn that the daily sales In whisky amount to $.',2:i.2a7, and that the total amount expended for Christmas may be fairly figured at ' $0,898,711, or about 8i cents per capita for the day. Then there ure tho "soft diln'cs" used In some places, like the Subway 'fa-.erii of Bishop Potter fame, as "chasers." There are 4.371 pop and soda bottling con cerns in tho country, with total annual ales of about D.OeO.OOO. One hundr-d per cent of this Is profit, and to tho consumer, therefore, there Is an expenditure of $10, ono.iioo, or $27,397 dally, or $S2,191 on Christ inas. Tho vast quantity of tobacco consumed In all parts of the world indicate Unit most Grim and Gay lier glass to be tilled, "let us drink to Mr. Curran's absent friends." Not the Itlght One. Iniring the National Civic federation's convention in New York Samuel Gompers, apropos of a mistake, said: "It might havu been embarrassing as embarrassing as tho position of a young man of Toledo whom I heard about the other day. "Ho hud bei ii calling now and then on a young Toledo lady, and one night, as ho sat In the parlor waiting for her to come down, her mother entered tho room instead, and asked him, In a very grave, stern way, what his intentions were. "lie turned very red, and was about to ttamnicr some incoherent reply, when sud denly tho young lady called down from the head of the stairs: " 'Mamma, mamma, that 1h not the one." " On the Trolley Car. A group of trafflo managers and auditors of tho convention of street railway men In Philadelphia was telling stories of street railroading. Irwin Fuller of Detroit said: "A pretty Irish girl, fresh from tho old country, sat in a trolly car looking at tho stiango American country with modest In terest. "Sho had soft gray eyes, a face like ropes and lilies, beautiful hair and white teeth. " 'Your fare miss,' said the conductor, paublng before her. "She blushed and bit her Hp. " Your fare, miss,' ho repeated. "Sure,' said the girl, 'an' what if I be? You must not bo repeatlu' It like that be fore folks.' "New York Tribune. I. arse Knough. Senator Foraker was talking about a poli tician whoso erratic conduct had estranged him from his part. "This man," said the senator, "was show ing a visitor over his new house In Wash ington tho .other day. "He exhibited the large drawing room, In white and gold; the spacious dining room. In mahogany; the vast ebuiiy hall, with its on; x pillars, a"d then he led his visitor into the lUtlcst bit of a room off the hall a mere cubby hole, containing but a table ami two chaiis. " 'Not very l uge, eh?" he said. "Small and coxy, isn't it? Hero I entertain my political friends." " 'Ah,' said the visitor, 'it will l.e large nough for that." "-Washington Post. gifts of coin thrown to them from the windows. This is called in Russian the Kolenda. It always precedes a quaint representation by the peasants of all ages. They dress themselves In the style of dif ferent animals. This Is done to commem orate Christ's having U-en born In a stable. In most countries Christmas is observed In a measure religiously. To tho natives of tho Philippines. Christmas Is largely a religious ct-rtniony, as in Italy and France. All over the islands Christmas bells ring out for hours. A grand linn is celebrated In the early morning. The churches are profusely decorated with palms and fragrant blossoms. Great wreaths and chains of cut flowers arc carried by tho children, who sing songs and parade through the streets. A Filipino band leads the procesion. In Mexico, too, Christmas is a fiesta much like others on the calen dar. Us distinguishing features Is the Christmas eve market of small booths lin ing the thoroughfares, where everything marketable Is offered for sale candles a foot in diameter, and others scarcely larger than matches; pottery, baskets, rebozos, eraMs, huge tissue paper ornaments, candy, fruit, nuts, sausages, mirrors, knives and cigarettes. In Cuba, where the sun shines fiercely at Christmas time, there Is no holiday crowd on the streets. I'ig takes the place of turkey. The Christinas dinner is a supper and part of a religious feast at midnight on Christmas eve. Whenever English, Ameri cans or Germans dwell, the world around, the Christmas customs of tho home land have been introduced. Wherever there Is an American man-of-war there is an American Christmas. This Is equaly true of merchant and passenger ships of all nations. Tho cosmopolitan character of the Christ mas holiday is best illustrated In same for eign port where half a dozen ship of differ ent countries are anchored eldo by side. On- Christmas day tho crew of tho Russian ship, for example, will Intone the stately chant of the solemn Russian hymn. At Us conclusion there Is a silence. Then the sailors on a Dutch trading vessel will chant the inspiring national air of the Nether lands. The next ship, perhaps a British man-of-war, and its crew lift their voices in "God Save the King." There is pretty sure to be an American ship or two. The blue-coated sailors all Join In, and the "Star-?rangled Banner" drifts across tho sparkling waters. High from the signal yard flutters the glorious message which has rejoiced tho hearts of men for ages: "Peace on earth, good will toward men." From tho foreyard files the universal friendly salutation, "A Merry' Christmas." Jano Stewart in Leslie's Weekly. ni 11 aro habitual smokers. Take it in the t'nited States, for instance. Iast year there were e.TSC.fc'o.SM large and CH',499,870 small cigars smoked. That means an ex penditure of about Jju9,8i2,3J8, or il,S)6,937 a day. Tho Christinas money that goes up In smoko from the ends of cigars is placed at $4,190,811. And that doesn't Include tho cigarettes, of which there were 3,Otl,573.u6d smoked in this country in 1903, tha cost being $110,277,157 for the year and $53,533 for one day. The Christmas sales, therefore, being $105,6G9. The good people of the United States having eaten all these tempting things and drunk all these hard and soft drinks, and smoked all these flue Havanas and ropes and Turkish and cheap cigarettes some thing is pretty sure to happen. Consider the Doctor. . Wd you ever think how many stomach aches there are after the big Christmas din ners, how many colds and coughs there are after the decolleto costumes at the Christinas balls and the rides in the street cars after the Christmas entertainments? Now, the average doctor's fee Is $2 a visit and the average annual Income of physi cians' is $1,200. Tho average number of calls a day is two, for which $4 is received as remuneration, making the doctor's fees for the wek $2S. If the illness is increased one-third dur ing Christmas week, Santa Claus must add to his debit account $9,o3 for each physi cian in tho I'nlted States. There are 127,700 doctors In tho country, and tho total amount paid out in doctors' bills as a direct result of tho Christmas festivities must be un less tho figures aro wrong-$l, 191,141. Credit Wide of the Ledger. When When Santa Claus comes to add up the figures ho will find that It has cost the people of the United States always providing that thero has been no hocus pocus on the part of the statisticians or the mathematicians J141,321,&91 for Christ mas In the, way of extra expenditures. Santa Claus, however, has a credit side to his ledger. Moreover, he balances his books each year. And on the credit sldo ono muy find the good that Christinas brings. The material things are thoso that should be first considered. In tho United States there are 640,60 manufacturing es tablishments, with a total production an nually of $13.059.50,920. One jier cent of this production Is estimated to consist of fancy goods and novelties, and 10 per cent of this amount Is said to be sold for gifts at Christmas. Thus, to the credit side is added the item of $13,069, sM. Then there are the export Christmas goods. Tho ex ports of the country amount to $1,420,137,619 annually. One per cent of these goods are exported for the Christmas trade and foot up to $14,210,376. The profits of the liquor distillers during the Christmas trade amount to t7:, -91, and malt distillers' profits at that time are $1,9;,379. Other credit items not so tangible, to be sure, as some of those enumerated, but which exist just as surely go to the credit account. Nearly every one knows that the rest and the enjoyment and the happiness that come into one's lite better fits him for the stern realities tiiat are encoun tered each day. Tho holiday or the half holiday gives zest for better work, better thought, bet ter action. And Christmas is the most blessed of all these blessed days. It Is the day when love is paramount when there is "peace on earth and good will toward nuji." Y'ou cant reach It; you can't touch It with cold figures. In casting up his credit side to Ids ledger tho nearest Santa Claus comes to it is to average up the general good done to men, women and children Supposing, then, getting It down to a dol lar and cents bans, so as to tit the d.-bit side of his bonk, Santa Claud should say that the general guod done to mankind by Christmas had Its effect on tin ir earning capacity for the far In a 2 per cent ratio on their earning capacity. If he d jes this there will be these tigures presented: "Item: Happiness. $W,0uu,Gti." i Christmas Gifts of Quality lionutiful lviiHMiibTniKVs such ns gootl taste tlictates. Hare conceptions out of the common desijms from art workers in gold ami silver, who have left the impress of a skill that stands for real merit. Watches, Diamonds, Rings, Cuff Buttons, Bracelets, Gold Beads, Stick Pins, Brooches, Opera Glasses, Lorgnettes, Hat Pins, Fountain Pens, Lockets, Chains, Crosses, Collar Buttons, Vest Chains, Collar Pins, Emblem Pins, Toilet Sets, Manicure Sets, Military Brushes, Whisk Brooms, Chafing Dishes, Clocks, Table Silver, Spoons, Knives, Oyster Forks, Meat Forks, Berry Forks, Salad Forks, Serving Spoons, Carving Sets And hundreds of other Christmas suggestions. Spend a Few Minutes In Our Store, S. W. LINDSAY, Jeweler, 1516 Douglas Street. GLOVES, UMBRELLAS, FANS and CANES VOR- Afen, Women and Children ED F. PICKERING 105 South 16th Street ?- '- Coal 1 14 Involves something more than correct weight. There's the matter of fairly representing the coal, 1. e., telling the full, frank truth about It. Then there's tho very serious and short-sighted error of substitutlne. When we have not tho kind of coal you want. WE SAY SO ALWAYS, and when our delivery ticket calls for "Ozark," "Economy" or any other coal, you may rest assured that Is what the driver has in the the big yell-o wagon. No Counterfeit Money Will be accepted bv us and you are equally Justified In re fusing to receive COLXTEUKK1T COAL. A "square deal" also includes delivery When Promised. With our own teams and big, yell-o wagons (plenty of them) wo can promise quick delivery and Koop Our Promise. Ozark Grate. $8.50 The very best Arkansas Anthracite used In place of eastern hard coal. Burns clean, strong, hot and long. Especially good in furnaces. "Ozark" is sold by us ONLY. Sunderland Bros. Co. 1 1. 1608 Here Since 1883. 2Z llTi'i : .- lli fH .Vj r mm tt?mwm Embossed Commercial Stationery Letterheads, Envelopes, Business Cards, An nouncements, etc. Write tor estimates. A. I. ROOT, 'JgRPOWATEP 1212 HowarJ St., Omaha. A fine room with a vault heat light water janitor service in a fire proof office building for $18.00 The Bee Building. Ill leal HARNEY. 'Flume 252. s C3EDS IONEK