V TITE OMAnA-ILLUSTRATED BEE. Right Hand Men of the District Judges When Court is in Session R-R-DER In the court:" Thus the old-time court tn i H (T was wont to ii'Tve nothe tlmt tho tililire H'lLI 11 1 Hit til take hlS o i'tiiJ seat on the bench uml that the ramie should become still ana rcsi-cii ui. NowIkJ-?, In the ci irntnul liranrli of tho Douglas county district routt Bailiff John Norlsrg rups sharply with Ids knuckles on the table near him and mys: "Have it quiet In the court. please." Juro(s ami spectators seldom require a second not juration, hut the nttorhevs go on ulth their side-line consultations, Just taking tin- trouble to modify their vohvs fVlT HO slightly. LuWyern Mtld tlietllbct of the lr ut to a large xti-iit privileged chni aclcrs about the court room:. Tho Judges tlicnise lv were lawyer lwfon . The bailiffs are really the right bandit of the Judges while court Is In session. They carry messages, get hooks or papers ai required, keep order, nee that the ice water In the Masons Is kept replenished -look wise, and are generally useful. Thcv nre eight In number and weigh more than any other eight men about the courts. In legal significance to the visitor who makes only u casual call. They represent the militant majesty of tho law. as against the self-contained and dignified represen tatives who sit on the bench and lend their ears to everybody's complaint. orbrrK' Vrin of Service. Tiie dean of the corps of ballifTs. in age. Is Charles F. M. Morgan, who serves In the court room presided over by Judge Sears. The senior In service Is John Nor berg. serving In the criminal branch, with Judge Pny. Norberg Is now on his nine teenth year of service about the courts of Iouglas county. He came to America from Sweden In 18K, when 8 years old. Two years afterward, his father having died, the 10-yeur-old lad trudged from wliat is now Bloomlngdale, 8. IX. to Omaha, walking every foot of the way, to get work. For several years young Nor berg rode, race horses for Dennis Cun ningham on the old track which was after- ward Incorporated In the exposition grounds. Afterward he followed various vocations until May 13, 1887, when he be came a bailiff. He has served continuously since, with tho exception of three years, when he was messenger for H. H. Bal drlge, while the latter was county attor ney. Norberg has seen Judges Neville, Hopewell and Baker come and go and saw Judge Day coming. He was nine years with Judge Hopewell. He has hud charge of juries that considered many of the noted cases tried In the county. In cluding quite a few murder cases, In at least two of which the defendant drew the death penalty and was hanged. He knows the routine of the courts uncon- Quaint Features Cripple's Wonderful Work. f" IENJAMIN J. MORGAN of Water I I bury. Conn., a cripple, has com- which la attracting considerable attention. Inside a bottle eight and one-half Inches long, four and one half Inches In diameter and one-half inch at the neck he has made, a miniature repre sentation of the Litchfield County Choral union giving Its concert at the armory. Twenty-five of the singers are repre sented on six rows, the women being at tired in white and the men In black, each inger having a red covered choral book In his or her hand. The twenty-five dolls representing the singers are two and one half inches in length, one and one-half Inches across the shoulders, each doll having to be separated in twelve pieces In order to get It through the neck of the bottle. After they were passed through the neck they were glued together. There are 781 pieces In all In the glass vessel. The stop per of the bottle represents the front of the armory. Simplicity-aTTtae Finish. John F. McClelland, a wealthy farmer of North Franklin township, near Washing ton, Pa., has died, leaving a wilt which Includes the following: "I direct that my body be Interred In the hill orchard on the farm I own, In a rough, unplaned box that will cost about 1, and use the clothing I have In the house and have no funeral or preaching in the house. Employ two men to huul my body up to the orchard and Inter it at the corner tree of the Lewis Snyder farm and mine und place no mark on the grave." At (lie Header the Class. Gorge Fields, a Cherokee Indian living In Indian Territory, will be recommended to President Roosevelt for commendation because of his anti-race suicide tendencies. As a rule very large families are not prevalent among the Indians, but Fields, Astounding Teats of OOT ball material that any coach might be glad to have to his lineup Is going to waste on a farm near Ashland, In Saunders county, Nebraska. Harry Beetison, who is probably the strongest boy tn the slate. Is there dally testing his unlimited muscular ability on such stunts as fall to the lot of a farmer lad. Recently, Just to see what lie could do, he posed for a pho tographer with two of his companions bal - . . WV- : HARRY BIUTISON. A 1-V ,; n J. ''y.'v.' r .'; ; . .' ! . ; I .. ''.''$t m V" . V C1IARLKS F. ' M. MORGANi sciuusly. and his only difficulty is when he is asked to call a witness whose name Is spoken try the lawyer under his breath. As a descendant of the Norsemen, this Is the only "shock" John Norberg fears. He is married nnd owns his home, 11106 South Thh ty-thlrd street. Oldest of the Bailiff. Onirics V. M. Morgan, the white-haired and dignified officer of Judge Bears' court, on the seventh floor of The Ilec building, was 78 years old hint February. He is n native of Harrodsburg, Ky., and when 1 years old, in 1846. crossed the plains with the paity led by General John C Fremont. Mr. Morgan remembers that the party crossed tho Republican river where Kear ney, Neb., is now, und then proceeded., up the Platte. He remained with the Fremont party until Fort Sutter was reached, where the men were paid off. Mr. Morgan served In the Cayuse war, 1847-8, In what is now Washington, but was then Oregon terri tory. He was also a soldier in the Klickitat war, 1856, and afterward served in the Civil war in the First Oregon cavalry. After the war he served as a member of the first legislature that convened at Ore gon City, which was opened by Governor Abernathy. Bailiff Morgan has also trav eled with pack trains of his own through the mountains of Oregon and California, and Is full of tales of tho famous men of the early Says on the coast. He has been a resident of Oinnha for the las seventeen years. Although a Kcntuckiuu by birth of Current Life who has been married three times, is the father of thirty-six children, twenty-six of whom are now living. He is SO years old. He has the largest family In the Cherokee nation and the land allotment of the family 1 necessarily a big one. Tribulations of a Uwrtr, Speaking of thevtrIbulattons of the cross examiner, a recent writer cites this ex perience: In the progress of a murder trial near Kansas City ho wished to learn from a witness Just where the bullet struck the victim. "Where was this man shot?" was asked. "Right here In this town," replied the wit Bess. "Yes, I know, but where did the bullet hit him?" "Near Sixth and Wyoming streets." "You don't understand me. Where did the bullet enter?" "It came In the window." "But In what part of the body did It lodge?" "It never hit his body." "Well, It certainly hit him somewhere he Is dead." "Hit him In the head," said the witness. One of the most novel, and In a measure, sane and satisfactory reasons for a certain condition that has come to be recognized by the managers Is thus editorially exploited by the New York Sun: Aa Aid to HelUlon. At the annual business meeting of a coun try church in Western Pennsylvania several of the brethern, according to the Phila delphia Ix-dger, complained of the habit of certain of the congregation who at the Sunday services spat upon the floor, especi ally in the neighborhood of the stove. The pastor suggested that a couple of cus pidors might prevent the annoyance. Whereupon a good deacon, unfamiliar with tho elegant word for the Inelegant thing said: "I movo that Brother A. and Brother B. be appointed cuspidor for the ensuing year." Nebraska Strong Boy anced on each hand. On his right hand he held Moses Jackson, weighing 146 pounds, and on Ills left hand he heldhls brother. William, weighing 127 pounds, long enough to have the picture taken. Young Beetlson Is 21 years of age, weighs 160 pounds and has taken no form of physical culture ex cept that to be had by every boy who has to work on a farm. His parents are pio neer residents of the section. F ' TV V., '; NEBRASKA STRONG BOT. J. U. HULBE1VE. JOSEPH W. MARROW. Curious and Romance or Foollshneasf TAXD1XQ on a knoll In the mid dle of a field of uncut corn, in Iowa, Earl E. Campbell and Am 'ber II. Parklln were married by the light of the moon at mid 'asm night. The marriage license had been se cured In Cherokee county while the wed ding had been arranged to take place in Ida county. To obviate any difficulty that might arise over the legality of the mar riage the principals and guests walked through the cornfield to a knoll off the county line. There the ceremony was per formed. Harried Ills Snrse. Robert C. Davidson, former mayor of Baltimore, who shocked society last May by deserting his wife and eloping with Laura Banning Noyes, a nurse, married Miss Noyes in New York City last week. Mrs. Davidson made public the disap pearance of her husband, who converted $176,000 in stocks and bonds, all his property, into cash und left for Europe with Miss Noyes. On his return m August a recou cillatlon was effected between Mr. and Mrs. Davidson, but it proved short lived. Mrs. Davidson said that he had been a model husband up to two years ago, when he met Miss Noyes at Nantucket, Mass. Since then there was nothing but, unhappl ness in their lives. In October, however, 'Mrs. Davidson brought action against her husband for divorce on statutory grounds and received a decree on the anniversary of her wed ding. She was allowed &o,v0u as permanent alimony. Davidson had been as prominent in re ligious affairs in Baltimore as he had been In political and fluuueial circles. Another .rae'i Itoraanre. Love, with the aid" of an automobile, triumphed In u ruco with death in New York City . when Dr. Frank W. Brandow of Pittstifld, Muse., whose life had been ' despaired of, married Miss Louise Engcl, his nurse. Though confined to his bed by a severe attack of tonsllltis. the Rev. Dr. Henry Marsh Warren, hotel chaplain, performed the ceremony while the couple stood at Ids bedside In his home. During the long Illness of Dr. Brandow's first wife, five yeais ago. Miss Engel was her faithful attendant and accompanied her patient from Pittsfleld to her hus band's summer place in Lenox, where Mrs. Brandow died. Dr. Brando w suffered an acute attack of a disease which had long threatened him, and Miss Engel, who had Just been graduated from tho Bishop Me morial Training school of Boston, became Progress Made in the Field Telephone Rivalry. f"TAPTAINS of telephone service I I and of telephone industries are 1 J WurillV A l iu.ll-l.11fl hullla In XT... mi York City. Four companies merged into one is striving to break into that tell phone gold mine, while the company enirerched In the city Is fighting every minute of tiie day and night to keep the field to itself. Each of the new companies, prior to the merger, offered to the city the service free of tf"0 telephoned. The city to; pays about floO a year for the use of about 1,:!"0 instru ments; the amount paid last year was tft!0.C0i. At that rate Z.H' "phones should be worth to the city nearly half u million dollars annually. The new companies also offer to construct their own subways and to pay for the use of the streets, as well as to set apart space in those subways tor the city's service. To the general public the companies offer an interhorough rate of 5 cents a message, and an Inter-city -rate of 10 cents, one halt the present toll. They ask a twenty five year franchise, with a reappraisal of values at the etui of I tie term for a renewal of rights. When the propositions were made, early last summei, the city authorities instituted an inquiry into the value of the proposed franchise, resulting In a report placing the value of the franchise at $7.&).o0u ;l cash. Recently the merged companies ob tained control of the franchise of a burglar alarm company which, It is rtalmed. is sufficiently elastic to enable the consolidated company to do a tele phone business throughout the greater city. A hot fight in the courts is promised if the company attempts to carry out Its present :ila s. ' Eleetrtc 1-lars Maittpl-. The elect i1 neat Ion of the Long Inland railroad Is only the first step In an epoch making transforinatiou which Is to work a greater change In New York City than anything that has been done In more than generation. Home time bxfor the New V x .- i r.r.R.i w. riunj MAYNARD MAYBERY. Romantic Capers of Cupid his nurse. Time and again within the following , three yeurs Dr. Brandow's Illness returned, but each time he was nursed back to health by Miss Engel. Last week Dr. Brandow proposed to his nurse and was accepted. He Is 32 years old and she only 27. Accompanied only by a chauffeur, the couple drove from PlttsrttU to New York In Dr. Brandow's automobile Tuesday aft ernoon, but the strain of the journey caused a relapse, und Dr. Brundow had to take to his bed upon his arrival in New York. Death seemed about to drop the dark curtain on the Incomplete romance, but Dr. Brandow aked the hotel manager to call Dr. Warren. When it was learned that Dr. Warren was loo 111 to leave his bed and attempts to procure another min ister failed. Dr. Brandow arose, and with Miss Engel was driven to Dr. Warren's home. Propping himself up on pillows DrV Warren performed the marriage rites. Dr. Brandow Is a dentist and is well known to the New York summer colony at Lenox. He Is wealthy, an automoblla enthusiast and president of the Berkshire Automobile club and of the Pittsfleld Bout club. One of his closet friends is Bishop Worthing ton of Nebraska. Wedding; in Tvhuantepeo. The Indians of tho isthmus of Tehuan tepec are a race apart. Ethnologists say that the beauty of the women of the Zapo tecan race, the principal people of the Isthmus, is excelled only by the women ot the Samoan Islands rf the Pacific, says Modern Mexico. The principal ornament of a well-dressed Zapotecau, aside from her rings of various sorts. Is her necklace of American gold coins. Nothing but American gold is ever used. British sovereigns. French, German and even the present small percentage of Mexican gold coins are all disdained, and American gold is bought at a high pre mium In order that It may adorn the necks of the belles of the isthmian metropolis. A Zapotecan wedding tlesta is a thing of real beauty. The queer, low, hot coun try churches are the scene of the religious ceremony. After the wedding the remark able brass band, of which every wedding fiesta must boast at least one, heads the procession, and In their white muslin suits, barefooted and behatted with rough som breros, the bandsmen form the rough ranks and lead the wedding procession of bedollared women and men In alpaca coat and big silver and gold embroidered som breros through the narrow, dusty streets of the city. The procession makes Its way to the scene of the festivities, where under a canopy of straw mnts, und with mats and rich grusses and ilowers for wall decor York Central's vast underground terminal Is ready for use that road will be pre pared to move its local trains bv el. c- tricliy. August 15. 19i;. j the date now definitely fixed by the Central s engineers for the insf-jHation of electric puwer. The Erie his plans for a fift-iuiie su'oiirban electric service. The lom.ilelion of the Lackaviaiua's cxiwi-hv improvements on the .Morris 4- Ks-x division, involving tiie elevation and depression of its tracks through Newark and. the Oranges; and the erection of new stations and the mod ernising of tin- road may he att.tuld by the Inauguration of an e..rtrc service to Morrilowii. The IVnnayU I'tiia's gijfaulie terminal ami tunnel plans and tiie other North rivei and lUfl river tunneln call for the use of electric traction on th eighteen or more underground and tinder river tracks which will link Manhattan with Long Island and New Jersey. The transformation n traction methods with lis estimated expenditure of $ .( o. must he attended by no. able physical changes In the city, of which there is a hint in the Pennsylvania and Central terminal:- already building and hi the projei ted New Haven and Pennsylvania terminal at Thirty-third street and Fourth .avenue. If the Erie and Lackawanna are forced to provide regular distributing points in Manhattan we may look for an era of railway station construction more than rivaling In magnitude the present one of the erection of palace hotels. Aluminum Hire. -A matter of some importance to the cop per industry is the decision to use alum inum wire in feeding electric power from Niagara Kails to the West Shore road as far east as Syracuse. Those lines are be ing equipped for electric traction, and the exceptionally long distance to be covered by the feed wires raised the question whether a lighter wire than copper could not be used with equal satisfaction; for the voume of electricity a wire will carry varies directly with (the elite, and tha greater the distance the greater th voruros ( Kb , J I JIAi;m NY. KIRKENDAI.U JOHN NORBERG. ations, the dirt floor has been covered with deep gravel, und the band finds Its place from which to discourse the music for the dance. Here in the gravel the ball goes on. An Indian adaptation of the native Spanish dance, the "Joto," Is a feature, and each vies with the other for an oppor tunity to dance with the bride. Then all the company Joins liunds und-dances about tho bride nnd bridegroom, wtio stand in the middle of the circle. Then the ring breaks, and each in his turn, still dancing, whirls in to swing the bridegroom, then the bride, and, courtesylng, passes over to the other side. During the dancing refreshments, con sisting of drinks from those of the ancient Zapotecans down to the most modern, are served In the house adjoining. Here the bridegroom stands as host, drinking with all his guests, who offer him the most ap propriate ,and Inappropriate toasts with a wish for his and his bride's future happi ness. The dance goes on for many days some times, and always lasts far Into each night. And it is not an uncommon or dismaying circumstance to recognize later In the per son of a mantua-clud laborer on one's place the hundsome bridegroom of yesterday, who was so resplendent in a new alpaca and gorgeous sombrero. Wedding; Party Outwitted. The mysterious disappearance from the wedding supper of a bridal couple nnd J he telegruphic announcement of the safe ar rival of the brido and groom In Iowa City, la., an hour later outlines a very clever ruse perpetrated on their wedding guests by Maurice Blrdsall, a son of Congressman Blrdsall, and his bride, formerly Miss Nel lie Mickelson of Clarion. At the conclusion of the ceremony that united the young people the guests sat down to supper with the bridal couplu. While the first course was being served the groom gave a sign to a friend sta tioned at a window and Instantly every electric light in the house went out. Con siderable confusion followed and when a light was finally secured It was found that the bride and groom were missing. A friend had quietly raised a window and the bridal couple stepped out of the house and Into a carriage that was In waiting. They were hurried to the homo of a friend, whero tho traveling costumes were donned and the couple were driven to the Rock Island depot, where they boarded the'trala on the blind side. An hour later they arrived in Iowa City and telegraphed their friends of their arrival there. The plan of their' friends to tender them a hearty reception were upset and the wedding guests were left to finish the wedding sup per without the guests of honor. of Electricity necessary. Kxperts were consulted quite generally, It Is said, with the reaiilt that aluminum has henn chosen Us greater lightness making less exiensive pole o:i structlon. According to pres. i.t plans, electric power will b.- in trans,nit.ion from the falls to fy 'isc. distance of lfi miles. Aluminum v Ire lias frequently bid for use in supvlyin;; electric power, but with little success, uwlns; to the start ob tained ly oopcr :'ir) the Indisposition of coiporulli ii managers to abandon tried for untried ground. Kdlson'a Stora'ir Utler. In a lau jn'erv:, w Thomas A. i;d!s in had this to s.i. reganUng his storape battery: After working nut this cleetric-storage-liaitcry idea J made H.ono cells and sent them H II ,er the country for trial," he said. "The. only way to get at these things is by praciici'l lists under all soils of con ditions. I have got bvk a 11 those cells, have sifted the matter down. Htul I am now perfecting the n.ou- l cells. y next spring I w ll have k-i new .;s made. We will have hlg works lo I urn tli. io out. "I believe that tiie problem ..f vel.li le traffic In cities has ut lust ben solved. The new elect ric-Htorage cell weighs forty (Hiunds per horsepower for an hour. Thn present lead battery oi the same efficiency weighs from eight v-rtve lo 1 pounds. "I believe that th solttiiou of vehlcTfc traffic In cities Is to be found in the electric wagon, leaving on the horse (educe th length of the vehicle o:ie-half. Electric power will double the bpeed. With the new electric wagon the vehicle truffle of cities can be increased four times without produc ing any mute congestion than at present. That will be a great gain In every way. "The new storage cell will last from six to fight years; that Is proved by actual ex periments. I have oue cell whl h has been in use for more than three years. The new (ell will not cost any more than the paint ing and the tires of a wagon. I don't think that the cost of operation will be qulto as great aa the ctt of horsea. There agala we have an advantage." V'. 1 FRANK U BKHM. and early association, he say be never used liquor until very recent years, and then only sparingly. He accounts for his perfect health on the edge of four Score by "aylr.-: "A man must take care of himself. Whisky, dissipation, debauchery, late hours, will kill any man that ever lived." Other Veteraus of the Wmr. Two other veterans of the war days are serving as ballifTs in the district court. Next In point or ape to Morgan Is John H. Hulbert, Judge Kstellc's bailiff. In the picture herewith he has n heavy mustache, but he parted with this several months ago, and now sports as fresh a visage of the old Roman type as can be found In Omaha. Bailiff Hulbert was born in IS39 at Manilas, N. Y. He came west first In 1844 and went to farming. Then he entered the army, In the Fli'ty-nlnth Illinois infantry, and whem the war was over took to railroading In Iowa and Minnesota for nineteen years. For six years he was engaged In the coal business In Omaha and for the last six years he has been serving with that other veteran of the Grand Army, Judge Estello. Maynard Maybcry, Judge Kennedy's bail iff, is the third veteran of the corps. H was born at Wellsvllle, Columbiana county, N. Y., in lS4f ; descendant of a line of an cestors who had been good Americans, as lie proudly says. When a youth he served his country as a member of the Fifty second Ohio regiment. He has been a resi dent of Omaha for seventeen years and a bailiff for two years. Like Comrade Hul bert Maybory is a quiet and courteous Gossip and Stories nigh Salaried Men. TJTTJERE Is a list of men who receive; I rf I a higher salary than the presl- 11 lletit if the TTnlleH Rtntoa- Rloli. ard A. McCurdy, president Mu tual Life company; William IL Newman, president New York Central; Wil liam E. Corev, president Steel trust: John A. McQill, president New York Life; U T. Lore, president Rook Island railroad; C. H. Mattheson, president Chicago Glu cose company; H. O. Havemeyer, president American Sugar Refining company; Stuy vesant Fish,, president Illinois Central; James Stlllman, president. City National bank; Gage E. Tarbell, second vice presi dent Gqultable Life; Frederick H. Eaton, president American Car and Foundry com pany; A. J. Cassatt, president Pennsylva nia railroad; Charles S. Mellen, president New York, New Haven A Hartford rail road; V. P. Snyder, president Bank of Com merce; E. S. Chnppelle, wine agent; James J. Hill, president Northern Securities com pany; Frederick D. Underwood, president Erie railroad; William H. Truesdale, presi dent Lackawanna railroad; Samuel Spen cer, president Southeru railway, and E. .P. Ripley, president Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe Railway company. lie Got Too Man. George Gould Is most particular about and discriminating In "What be smokes, ac cording to the notion of one Newark man whose ideas failed to hitch with Mr. Gould's. The railroad man visited a ma chine shop there recently to Inspect a new device which he thought of Installing on his lines, reports the New York Tribune. After his trip through the factory he felt In his pocket for a cigar. He had none, and the manager of the concern, much chagrined, discovered . that he, too, had none. "We'll send right out and get some, though," he said. "All right," said Mr. Gould, handing a Superintendent of Education in Canal Zone A- : ..: . y- '-.-?. yy y;- yy VoVv -Vy y ' v- . y v ..,.. - y..y - - 1: 'I'l'-- y 'iJii''-' yJi I j.ffy d. r. lynoTcwcR or rrRroT.K", tfe., who kas BKrv appopttto bt txM rRfcolDENT TO DIRECT THE PUBLIC SCUuOLS AT PANAMA. gentlman who pay strict attention to Ms duties, and Is present evciy day that couit Is In session. Ilaa C harge of rlmlnal Juries. Martin Kirkendall Is the jury rmllifT In the criminal division of the distrct court. He is Just completing his first year In that eana.-liy. having previously leen an em ploye of the street railway company as i ond-.ii ti r on the Dundee line. In the tlghteen years he has been a resilient of Omaha. ItailirT Kirkendall has accumulated a wife, a child and a home, all located in Dundee, over all three of which he is tiulte enlhusiart'.c in his remarks. As a man or rcgu!:r habit and a good gardener nnd hunter, llailirf Klrkctulall has no kick coming on the world, with llu i-le.iile ex ception that he thinks nil Jur is ought to operate by daylight, alone and not keep weary watchers waiting until far toward morning and sometimes all night long. In this modest protest against things as they nre "Kirk" hns tho baoklm of the" other three bnlllffs of the law Jud s. The equity bail: j ure above such things, until the judges shift about the first of the year. Joe Marrow's Tale. Joseph W. Marrow, who Is bailiff for Judge Redlck. has hod a rather unique ex- perience. He is a 'native of Baltimore. Md., but has lived In Omaha nineteen years. Ue was a pa-jo' in the United States senate during Orover Cleveland's last administra tion and held over into Harrison's time. Afterward he was for two years riding 1-age for the same body, carrying the mail to the capitol. then spent two years more In the folding rooms of the senate. Mr. Marrow was later a painting contractor in Omalui and bus been serving in Judge Re dick's court for two yee.rs. Ho is married and has two children. Bailiff Marrow likes politics better than staying up nights with contrary Juries. Native-Horn Nrbrsnksm. Ezra W. Fields, the heavyweight of the bailiff staff, serves In Judge Sutton's court, where he has been engagod for two years. He Is a native Nebraskan, born at Pal myra, Otoe county. In 1871. Previous to be coming a court officer Mr. Fields spent six years with Swift and Company. He is something of a farmer even while living In the city, and finds Ms principal recreation In the summer In cultivating the good things that grow In Nebraska soil. If necessity arose to sit on an obstreperous person Bailiff Field could bring to the task X pounds of solid flesh. FVank Behm, born and bred an Omaha boy. Is the kid of the bailiff force In age, weight and experience; but he Is efficient and reliable In the performance of his du ties, and no bailiff can do more. While serving as bailiff, Mr. Behm is also study ing stenography. About Noted People S2 bill to the man summoned by the man ager, "go get us some cigars." The man knew II. was George Gould and had vast Ideas of the Importance of the visitor, but unfortunately was net himself a smoker. He returned with a great double handful of cigars, which he passed silently to Mr. Gould. "Why why, what's all thlBT" sputtered Mr. Gould, Inspecting the label, which bora the name of a highly advertised brand of "6-cent straights " The workman tried to explain that these were as good aa any he knew, but was hustled back with them. There were forty two cigars, by actual count. Forty Year a of Work. After continuous employment for forty years, without losing a single. day's work for any reason whatever and without a vacation during all those years. Vine Ho vey, agent at Forest City. Mo., for the Burlington railroad, has been given a vaca tion which will last two years, bis full pay going on for that length of time. Hovey Is the oldest man In point of service on the Burlington system. At one time In Nevada he owned a mining claim near the famous Virginia mjrie, for which ha was offered H5O.000. He wanted 11.000,000 and finally parted with It for a pair of old horses. Subsequently It was found that this was more than the claim was worth. Shaw and Ills Whiskers. George Bernard Shaw, who has been In dulging In some acrid criticism of American literary taste, has the most unpardonable set of whiskers which ever grew out of a man's face. A recent critic remarked: "There are many things for which a man may not be censured, but his whiskers are his own fault." Shaw has a set which diffuses itself all over his collar and shoulders and makes It Impossible to determine whether he wears a collar and shirt. L.v-y-vyyy- -fSs'i'ii ' 'y'.ir . -y y 7 "y - y-; ' . ' :,'.. ' 1 I 1 "y f ' ' ' ' ' J t i yy .': ,'. y. j '""f i i 1 -'.i . . f ,. 'jv-,- t " , I . - f i I