JtOTtnbtt 12, 1P0R. 4 TIIE OMAIIA ILLUSTRATED BEE. Omaha's Citizen Soldiers Their Record and Their Need of Quarters - r w -k. v. r a , j . u 1 c i j-vi7 1 . j i a i. .i ... hi it - - - - - ,-0-'- V 01) IV'; si - v , . .7 ... , . I, .--.'.-.'-- IN QUARTERMASTER'S OFFICE, MILLARD RIFLES, COMPANY I, SECOND REXil- .AROUND THE PIANO, .THE THURSTON ItlFLtES EINQ "RAMBLINQ" AND OTHER POPU LAR DITTIES. GAME OF WHIST AT THIS GUARDS' ARMORY SOCIAL RECREATION IN TUB READ ING ROOM. Oh for the gift of. the ancient hardH. . admlftHion the Thurstn Rifles received th Who Kinf uf VHlur In ye oldt-n time, mvernop'n run nreinrH hir , i, ..- To ound the pralHe of the Omaha (Suarrls "nor cup presented by. Goernor And make them famous In every clime. Dawes for the best drilled company In the 9 8ANQ Wilma Jarratt In a 8lale- ineV were not allowed to keep It, local paper May 22. 1S96. She drew however, because It was learned that Cap- her Inspiration from the martial lRm Btnar11 "au not oDserved some minor point in tne regulations or the competitive contest. So the cup was returned to the Omaha Guards, which company had pressed them closest In the contest. The Thurstons have always been prize winners. During the month of May, 1893, they were the only complete company from scenes which attended the Inter state drilling contests of that month and year at Memphis, Tenn. She was so thrilled with the brightness and teauty of that military review, which she had witnessed, and In which she had seen the companies of her own cltv earning off the first honors that she could not restrain Nebraska to compete In the interstate drill- a note of triumph. ,n competition at Memphis, Tenn. Here But It Is not the Intention to exploit the they took four first prizes and the first splendors and pompous displays of military Pr,le for Individual drill. They came home accomplishment in this article, except Inso- wtth ln P1"1 m"ney to . their credit, far as these tvlumphs give a reason for Tnl" a remarkable record when It Is re- moro serious considerations. Yet who Is meinhered that the company was a new or ganization. Since that time it Is a question which Is the leading company In the mat ter of discipline, the Thurstons or the Omaha Guards. The first actual service of this company, as with the Omaha Guards, was during the packing house disturbance August 9 to there who cannot see In the glitter of uni forms. In the burnished arms, and the flag over all. the tangible expressions of q,tir deep, undying patriotism? Can we afford to dispense with our militia companies? The First regiment of the Nebraska Na tional Guard was organised by Colonel L. W. Colby In 1R80. There are at present two 12- 1S94 at South Omaha, regiments of twelve companies each. Three of these companies are located at Omaha. They are tha Omaha Guards, or Company G. of the Second regiment; the Thurston Rifles. Company L, of the First regiment, and the Omnha Light Infantry, Company I, of the Second. ' Veterans of the Service. Of theao companies the Omaha Guards ts the veteran company. It was organised as an Independent company October 24, 18X7. Part of the Flsrhtlnar First. Then comes 'the late Spanish-American war, during which, as members of .the famous First Nebras'iu Regiment of United States Volunteers they won a name and showed a valor which will make them dear to this state and clt They spent a year and six months ln the Philippines, and were In every Important engagement from the time they landed until they were recalled. Notably they assisted ln the Spanish cam- That It was so organised was due to the PaB". and the a"ault on tn C" of fact that the reglmenu of the state mllltla Manila, when that .trongnold fell Into the were then completely filled. The original hand8 of th Americans. They then assisted nromotera of the comnanv were W. A. " P""c" " ln iy lor two momni, 1 t' "l I . t -V, a - 7 i , mi v 1. i i . W - 111 vf . . ::: I Is no real pleasure In, being a member of us 1200 a year. As our expenses are over the mllltla nowadays. At Is a constant tax tl.COO the difference must be made up by on a man's pocket and-hls patience. Quar- the members out of their own pockets or ters are scarce and rents always going up. by calling on their friends. I don't think My work has taken my Interest away from this should be necessary. If a body of the guards of late, but I would like to see young men are willing to devote their time the companies here provided with suitable and energy to perfect themselves as' sol quarters. There is no reason why the dlers, those who benefit should provide them with a home. The Commercial club would, without any trouble, bo able to raise funds to build a suitable armory. It could be done by Inducing the large cor porations, such as the railroads, packing houses and other large employers of labor to Join with the business houses and, help. Business Interests should consider a na tional, guard as so much insurance. They pay the police and deputy sheriffs fur pro tection. But If the police and sheriff fall they call on the National Guard! Tt would not be necessary to build a costly build ing or provide any luxuries. All that would be necessary would be a substantial building large enough for a drill hall for all and a locker and lounging room for GROUP IN FRONT OF THE OLD OMAHA GUARDS ARMORY ON CAPITOL AVENUE. state or . the cltyj might not furnish an armory J.' , , , What U Seeded. Major O. G. Osborne says: "The boys cannot drill In a barn. They must have an inviting place to meet. They must have rooms where they can enjoy themselves. There are too many., attractions to expect that young men will put up with priva tions for the sake of berng patriotic. At present the boys dig Op for all the accom modations they have, An armory should be provided, with a drill room, a place to store arms and equipment, club rooms and reading rooms. These need not be elaborate, but at least comfortable. An annrcmrlntlnn for an armory, I think, would be better eacn company. There should also be a than rent." i i . shooting gallery, for a man muat Warn Captain A. W. Kroeger of the Omaha how to "hoot to be of any value. All the Light Infantry says: Vir we only had c,tle8 of tne eB8t Prvlao armories for their money we could build up a good third n'tla. Even Council Bluffs, as small aa It company and a fourth no doubt. The 250 has PTOVlde1 the finest kind of a home allowance from the state may be enough for 1,8 company. It will be necessary to in the country, where the rents are low a something toward building very soon and where the quarters are often free, as or ,ne Omaha companies must go out of is the case in Kearney, but it is entirely l8tenre- Rent have been raised so that too small here, where the cost of accom- u i8 now Impossible to get a place to modatlons of the most, galling narrowness Q"ater a company." must be paid for at aa increasing rate." W. B. TenEyck says: "You can put me TheSO Were Intelligent Elk down as one In favor of better provisions for the accommodation of .the military w bad "topped at his cabia for Uie Vompanies here. They have never had the night, for the tact that we bad been driving support morally or materially from the peo. 'n the rain for Half a day wasu't lnducive m,' ,', During this time they were detailed to take Captain W. E. Baehr. In the Omaha not only been faithful to the interest of Douglas, the Daily News building. The pie of Omaha that was their due. I remem- to our wanting to camp ouU and S B Reed Permission to bear arms chargo of the custom house. In which capa- Light Infantry are Captain Sues, Captain tha commonwealth, but have paid the ex- are at present located on the third floor of when the Omaha Guards came back He was a griszied old teliow. but atraight- and Parade was secured from Adjutant cUy they had more deIlcat situations to Baughman, Captain George Seres, Captain pense of maintaining their organization as the building which stands on the northwest from Kansas City, after having won the backed and trim built, wltn a little twinkle General A V Cole April 11 1888 but there bande than any other company in the Ne- Ed B. Cooper and Captain A. W. Kroeger. well. corner of Fourteenth and Douglas streets, nrst prize for maiden companies, that we In W eye and a big perpetual quid of to- was ho financial encouragement, nor did braska regiment, or, ln fact. In the whole $ 1 Here they have only the scantiest accom- marched from the station to our quarters In bacco In bis mouth. Altnoujjn ne was not the state agree to furnish supplies nor Eighth army corps. At the first Intimation Who Foots the Bills. Quarters for the Guard. '-modatlons. There Is no place for company the old Casino and no one cheered nor at aU extravagant wltn his words, we felt uniforms A subscription by Omaha cltl- trouble with the Filipinos they with their When the question Is asked, v"What of Look briefly over the history of the com- drill and if they have It at all they must looked our way except Mr. Hayden during that he-must nave a goodly store of reml- zens of t3,000 enabled the company to buy regiment were sent to the outer line of de- the armories of these companies? Who panies and see what kind of accommoda- or"l the streets. the entire distance. For the, most part niscences, If we could only get him to open and furnish the old Casino skating rink at t Santa Mesa. Here they helped foots up the bills?" we are Introduced to tioni they hav Had to t content with. It Is very hard for a drill company to tnat nas bcen the treatment since. It la up. ' . Seventeenth and Douglas streets. This was meet and repulse the first attack of the In- the fundamental object of this article. In The Omaha Guards first met for drill la- get suitable- quarters. . They have often not because there Is any sentiment against So. a"er supper, when we had turned tha the first armory. On March B, 1888 A. H. "urgent during the first weeks of. Feb- all the eighteen years of the history of the old Casino skating rink near Seven- been obliged 'to move because the march- the Guards, but It Is .Jack of , sentiment kitchen' Into a library, by , spreading a Bcharff of General Crook's staff, became ruary, 1S4. The First Nebraska regiment military organizations In Omaha they, have teenth and. Douglas. Here they were Ing was found to be Injuring the buildings, either,, way. I hope to see better things, week-old paper, which our friend watched ' . . . k.u V. n th. tl. ne maivh i i .. j. . i. . i. . - . . . . . , . - , . . Tf tint It wilt nnt nmvlu ma n - n 1 1 , K mlth ffrutiiv bvm nn I hit t U III M and lfltLnnd the first regular captain of the company, vcnc, ... UBVcr Ttvuuy ml uu. quartered ior niieen years, inis Duiiaing m.oiner instances me rent nas Deen sue- "v v un - and under him the company attained a from that point to Malolos, the stronghold After the companies were entered as part gradually came to be used for nothing else cesslvely raised beyond enduring. This last companies here disband." .our cracker-box chairs against the aid great degree of proficiency. It won Its of Agulnaldo'a forces. of the regular mllltla of the state they re- Bnd slipped out of repair. It required con- Is the stern fact that is facing all the com- . $ ot the cabin we began pestering him with first trophy October 30, 1888. In a competl- ceived from the state treasuries 10O a year siderable extra expense to make it pie- panies at the present moment. - Money Well Speat. fool questions.' But we didn't. learn any tlon with the Dodge Light Guards of Coun Omalia'a "Baby" Company. to meet the cost of an armory. In April sentable. And be It .said, casually,-a mil- Constantlne J. Smyth says: "Money spent more than that he was a retired prospector, ell Bluffs. This was the bridge trophy. The fourth company to be organized In of tne present year the state leifislature Uary companycan not be maintained in . - Interest In the Movement. the direction of an armory Is well spent, who had made his pile and was now taking given on the occasion of the opening of the Omaha was the Omaha Light Infantry, or passed a bill Increasing the appropriation a barn. Finally these quarters were aban- of late the Omaha Commercial club has y n"a l" fa,r-8lzed hR" on the life easy-also taking ln any tourists that Omaha and Council Bluffs bridge. In No- Company I of the Second regiment of the t0 $250 per company. This Is the sum total doned for accommodations ln Crelghton taken an increasing Interest In the mllltla srund floor- New Tork hai Provided mag- might stray his way. And when be told us i . Ko., .,, rtKi rr tho Nebraska National Guard. This was organ- 0r ii the state has done for its mllltla; hali of -n th. Pnmrianie thev have been i .. w nlflcent armories. Philadelphia, gives 1600 that his pile was nothing more nor less ...,,., ., T.,V,,n . . j ' r ' wnn,..roo "CIC aim u. IIIUIO lias wril .t.f.i- ... ., ...... , ..... ovis ft ' v o an aAMjiiiunri Ulan a pirn Ul leuiu, wo VUI LAlltljr nets 1500 toward rent for each company ln the curious to know how he could have accu- state. There Is no reason why Omaha mulated enough eHt teeth to have secured could not provide as well. We have had himself a competency. some famous companies here. Prize win- "Well. I'll tell you, that's If you'll aay benefit of the Guards and $2,000 was raised. This was expended for uniforms and equip ments. On June S, 18SA, Hhe Guards won the first prize in the drill of maiden com panies at Kansas City, where they had to compete with ten other companies. The , prize offered was $1,000. In October of 1830 Lieutenant H. B. Mulford solicited and se ized in marcn, iwi. apiain iausm.... aside from rurnisning mem wnn arms ana tho mo8t fortunate In the matter of suit- templated toward securing quarters for wan me i.i ov i:UiiiiiiaiiU:i . laiijun uuuurniB, uu fnyuig me mui.iu- abl- nla. in drill. To maintain these .i. . a ...., . i. ..i.. i . He says the matter was broached to the Audl- " - r, ,. ',". : . r ' J" ... aola P'aces 10 arm. 10 mainiain mese them. Among the most enthusiuBtlc m Under him the company gained its greatest uais at the rate of $2 per day while they places thP flrBt due8 ass(!8ged amounted to bers in this project is O D Kinllniter strength He was succeeded by Captain were actually engaged ln the annual en- K per montl member and tne actuai 8ayg tne matter wa- Droached J , oeorge oeres, oUl ..u.i.y '' "'" campments. cost to each during the vear was. to speak t,i... ht .i " --"! ...r. rr,EO win- -wen, in ten you, mats you ii aay mustered out. The company was reorgan. That this provision is entirely Inadequate com)(.rvat,vely. $.'. Such an expense was fuaed. The eld market house on Thirteenth h J."".." ".P won't tell anybody else fer if. a perty Ized by Major Osborne in 1904 during the to meet the expenses of the companies ln " . " r , ,, .:.. . . . . . ,i iiiaiier iu niuBi ui mo wjiu. m and t'ap toi was also cons dered. He says: month of June CapfMn Ed B. Cooper then a city like Omaha a statement of actual ,ater,.ear, tne montnIy dueg have been re. ..Wnat;he need la a goodi new arm. cured funds to purchase a gatling gun and u"""u; . 1 "l Z" expense. .urn.sneauyv.ap.aH. duced to $1 per month per member, which ory. one that will accommodate four com- "l"r "r - OI .lne ' u; means that there ts usually a deficit which panes at least. It don't have to IM'Bn IJUllllllallulllS Ullivl mw j--it-ii.- ii is as iuuowb; cxpeiiucu IVI afterward a gatling section of the Guards was organized. The Omaha Guards won the governor's cup - from the , Thurston Rffles during ' the state ' encampment ln August, 1894, and the gatling prize In- the Interstate contest at Memphis, Tenn., con ber Si,"" 1904. Being the youngest company rent, ln the city, it has been found that the task vice . . . i . ... i i I,, o aeep.ua up ,,..., . on captain, oonu wm. -u., iarKe amount of money been made by pub ins . w uw "imprnuuu Ul pan.es, i.w, ior ...ciiuiiis ...u .. w .. ,.,-.,,,,.. Th. ,he caM help ln their last extremity. We haven't rich vein that you all could get a piece of done It before. It. Is time we should do it if you wanted, and I would not want It now." , ( ' . spoiled," he said. captain w. l. .Faehr says: "No one will of course we all promised eternal secrecy. mo ii.ui.., - means that there is UBual y a deficit which paniec at least It don't have to be an , i 7. . ui u pniinim. guruu wkv), is as follows: Expended for armory nwt fce ma(Je th, , , or tw rate building at aH out a place where 7" endless struggle w. have hadtut to ourselves we began to figure how w. .. tm; for lights. $130; for Janitor ser- mQre forjunate Pmemberll. Only once In they can Z to drill" and have a few th, 1h,",ory of h" Thurston Rifle, to would Bpend the money if he should let u. , $110; for telephone W; or premium th- MJy of tne ftmana Guardg ha any lnUame J tx 'n'i: " " he " the'' captains bond with the surety com- amount of mon made by . ,urni8hed it, one comnanv with l1 I?0.1? h.ave "Vou see. n.e and my partner, him thai'. d,...t.l in .hut eltv rt..r.n, .h mnn.h t oder companies and the cost of maintain- equipment. $18; for Incidentals, stationery, mentioned. Puhlie. ball ' Inn mm !. a la SAtiara . tn.rn.mm mnvuslnAa tunlln inttniin tt O . ' May, 1896. This prize was $600. No other " " H ,vw rash prizes have been won, although the company, still holds the governor's cup for . - given , oy me s.alB am. - to reach Into their pocket, at once and say: Omaha' Guards during the late war, In th W i Lrli I,.? there wa8 n,or muny ln' Bo we proficiency In the state c.nteets. Such I. a brief outline of the mllltla com- teft of J PX4.60: th" "WeU. how much do you want this time?" whlch ne held the rank of first lieutenant "Jurin .$?wt?X?J?.V Went t0 hUnUn' ,,d tmf,pln'- V dld' Of actual tervlce this company has seen Pn'e ?l fv" " " ' 1" W V,i T h-7 The history of the Thurston Rifles Is the and was detailed to the commissary depart- t " V wTIu --. T; nne tne nr8t w,nter una .tt" .""rpr.sea. to nave pur eis. leein inai.we naa got pan oui as much as all the rest o' the flxln's, so, as fur. and hides meant a lot of work, we sorter decided to go for Just the teeth alone. i . - but as a mllltla company to become Com- whenever -th. guest, of the city required raisea py '"V" tbe Patterson building, then to O.toff's hall at care. I am in favor of a policy In the an endless auibuht of work. On account ot 8t" long-range gung and pany G ef the Second regiment of Ne- they should be received with dignity J" I wmpeUtioM Sixteenth and California streets. Then they Btat t0 reduc, the necessity a Irge ot members leaving the city or engaging fwr 'em. and we got m too. It braoka Volunteem. ruriiiir th flnunlnh, becoming tneir tame, ll you reaa me. comp...r. ... "'T-.. nf mmi.tn nnrt their rm v.. ..... . v..,.... .i... " was a Dlty. but then somebody else would ' " . . , ... i v. . n,im( In 1 1 1t 111) T nlS vw v. maiiuiiiK ai illy v iiinnniB i v imddiuid w " .udiiudo iiib, iii iiui mil. ui maul- - papers, magazines, tactic manuals, etc.. $35: total $964.60. From this deduct the $250 given by the state and a balance is ctl have always meant a deficit. It is custo- in.' mary when a ball Is mentioned for the boys j. x. C. ' Kennedy, h- BlufTs has furnished its one company with renoorcd and before we had nad a d ad now of excellent quarter, while Omaha and the of the lniprovement the owner or. mana7er p',,, state of Nebraska have done next to noth- at hmv'hi . . , arouna up in he went on, "was ; dlggin' the north country, and lifter at least broke his; contract with us and we , perty lotig stretch of dull luck we de- member of the , w " Hen -o ever since. 1 nave clded W8 d have to get after something member or the often been on the point of giving the whole thera wa. mor. readv munev in. So we the following: On August S. 1894, they were ""'""" "" .Vmiiar How hava these nlBtory of constant moving. They first ment. says: "The money question of the on paying " marched to the wene. of th. packinghouse municipality. They have always .tood panies I. J" drilled In Erfllng's hall at Sixteenth and mlUtla companies in Omaha has always 0n pay,n(r- strike In South Omaha, where they did pa- ready to serve he city a. protector to hwwIi n.T the bistort of" the com- Corby streets. From there they went to been a financial nightmare. They have al- . Aa m B.rrropo.lU0 trol .ervice for three day.. During the Prewv. the public peace Inviolate They four "tnJ na. "'n Morand'. dancing academy, then located at way8 been crowded for cash, and the work Captain A. D. Falconer say. "The Month of May. vat. they were mustered have aiwaj-s turned out to maae a aisp.ay pan.es a .r .m u . Fifteenth and Harney, from there to the f the officer, ha. been full of worrv and tnalntainina of a mllltla comnanv rmilrpi a i ii . riMrnrH nr vnn varui hi rnmruinifui vtiu win iiiiriii, uvo.i utj m. i iv f v v Aineriusn war vney .aw service in me "V"- , " , . wT,m .kn.it m.t tho exnense of three wer stored at 3-'8 twutn urteentn. wnen have better militia companies. It can not bership, we are constantly after recruits. " a v.u.r. -..aL . mobllUatlon camp at Chlckamaua. Tenn- nnd the name, of many of our most honored 0 "tTt were not they were reorganized they had quarters be done as long a. the member, must It 1. the hardest kind of work to get men - And w. got them, elk so scared of Their losses from camp disease, were .1- "d Influential men. Take the nam, of Xltj In the old Brown building at Fourteenth furn,8h . ,he' mean. of their maintenance, to Join and ask the to pay $1 per month thatwell. I . don't like to tell yen. most a. great a. the losses of th. Thur 4c8D,an nd 8ee w' y" """T' ,iuon. nad tn ?most every case en "d Douglas. After this they used the The state could well afford to buUd am,, dues for the privilege of drilling. It would rou may not believe It. bt them ton Klflea. who were In active campaigns In the ttnaha Guards they are Cap a n Petitions had in almost e ery ca rooma , Pa,v New, buiIdnK for toma ieg , ,t th , t m The not be hanJ lt ofh inducements could there elk knew we lust wanted their teeth, ln the Philippine Islands. After returning. 8:harff. C.pU n H. B Mu lford. fj ud ""t." "c a clntest. time. At present they are drilling in Eagle of the itat. and the country at large de- be offered besides drill. As it I. now. th. whenever we got a bunch of 'em cor- they wer. reorganized Into the mllltla. W. B Ten Eycke. Captain Ell Hodglna, heavy cost ol " ch bov. haU. where they have been for the last pends on an effective mllltla and It has done average expense, of thl. company are nered they would run up a tree. Jab their ,CaPn, ; n ? rnnt ntaln who ha" been " patent In drill and so two years. Zxl to nothing to make it effective." abenit $90 a month: $50 rent. $10 lights. $7 teeth into It. and break them off: yes. sir. t. T:d f"Uht" , T'tTLl loyal to thneed. o7 he ate who were The Omaha Light Infantry hav, always W. J. Foy. hs, been connected with the telephone. $6 Janitor rv.ee and about 118 and all w. had to dp wa. to go along with The first rival company to the Oma'ia A . D. V alone r In tl Thur.t JJ - nlm w ie. betn on the move. They have occupied Nebrska National Guard for elghteei a month for miscellaneous, such a. library a basket and pick out what we wanted." Guard, was an organization known as the Cap U n ":--'-y. deTtl" .acrifice of their inddual In- successively the Masonic Temple halls. Ger- years, more or less. He has held all offices supplies. Insurance, postage and repair, to And that's how he got this pile of elk SfUZ ZrZZ urt;?alrmri:nryec0a.te.the.r,,ve,hav. mania hall, quarter, on Fourteenth and up to the rank of captal. He says: "Ther. furniture. The .Utt. of Nebr.ska ."' I "". fc-J'TW' mH MlnmMIWWnn , n jmil W ITlf Tl II I II I flBI W 1 1 IJ IIIIH III 1 n r "t 1 .m . - '"'V - . , - ! ; - - .- nmp-- .......... . . t -'..-,;... '.. . '.-'. -.. j; . ... r . i . j.. lit' i ll t , -. . . i i r ' m - t ? r . 1 independent cumpany and was altacned to General Cook's vtaff for brigade purposes. They first drilled In St. Phllomena'm hall, w hich was situated at Ninth and J Inward streets, loiter they occupied quuit.-r In the Ware Mock. Finally they used a hall connected with Crelghton college. They were trained by General Kenyon of General Crook's staff, and during the greater part of the time Coiistantiue J. Smyth served as cuptain. The state never allowed them anything for armory purpose., although they received remuneration when thoy were railed on to drill with the brigade. During this time Lieutenant Green, also uf Gen eral trook'. staff, wa. drill-master for'the Omaha Guards, and a very pleasant rivalry existed between the two organisation.. Financial matters was the great burden, as it Is, and has been. In all the companies. The company was disbanded in lkti9. Record of Tbnrstoa HI Bra. The Thurston Klflea were the next com pany to organize. They were first orga nized u. a marching company t., doslai In the republican campaign during the autumn of 1&& After the campaign wa. ever th. comradeship among the members had be come so congenial that It was determined to make the organisation a permanent one. Captain A. 11. Scharff, who hud been connected with the Omaha Guards for sis years, but who had severed hi. connection wttb them ln lt93, wa. chosen as their first captalu. They at once took rank with the Omaha Guards, and since then have been the most formidable rival company. With the first reconstruction of the slat or ganisation, the Thurston Rifles were ad mitted as Company L of the First Regi ment of the Nebraska -National Guard, lu the first state encampment after their r, o O i , n "o :' .V -.'si. it i . OMATTA CtTATtDS, COMPANY G. SECOND REGIMENT. K. H. O. nruTtSTON hifxl"3.' coirrANT u first nEcnrrNT. "K.-itr n vulge the secret to any of us Denver Post. Prattle of tho Youngsters Small Kthel had accompanied her parents to a family r-.'unlon and upon returning home she astonished her . mother by ask ing: "Mamma, was papa related to us before he married Into our faintly?" Ragged liny I'leiine, sir, give a poor orphan a few pennies." Pedestrian Have you no parents? Ragged Hoy No, sir. They were divorced last week. . i. "Come, now," said mamma, who had t.ken the children for a wulk through th. Zoo, "let's go home and see papa." "Oh, no," protested Klle, "let s see these other monkey, first." Pa Twaddles I can't see why that young idiot who is calling on Molly hann't senna enough to go. It's midnight. Tommy Twaddles 'Tain't his fault. He can't go Bister's settiu' on him. "Johnny." said tl.emother of a strenu ous urchin, "how is it Willie Jones win. a prize each week at school, and you never get one?" . "Hugh!" rejoined Johnny. "He don't win l.othlii' but 'good-conduct' prizes. The rest of us fellers don't want iu." Tommy's Grandn.oti.er (In the capacity of hostess) You're welcome to eat all you want, dear, but bow on earth can a .Urn little boy like you hold so much? Tommy (with his mouth full) Hugh I You don't know how I stretch whaa I eat, f randmal