THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1003. Tiie Omaiia Sunday Def E. HOBKWATKH, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING. TKRM8 OF BUBSCRIPTION. Daily H.e (without Sunday), one year.. $4 TO I mlly Hw and Sunday, one yeur 60 illuHtruteil Bee, one year 2 W Sunday lice, one year 2 -50 Saturday H"e, unii year 1.50 DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Dully H"0 (without Sunday), per week. ..lie laily Bee ini hiding Sunday), per week.lTa Kvening Bee (without Sunday I, per week 6c Kvening Hen (with Punday), per week l"c Hunday Bee, per copy r3 Address complaints af Irregularities In de livery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha Tho Bee Pulldln. South Omaha City Hall Building. Counc il Bluffs lu Pearl Street. Chicago 144i Unity Building. New York l.VX Home Life Ins. Building. .Washington Gril Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and ed I'orlul m.frter should he addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The lice Publishing Company, only 2-cent stamps received as payment of mall accounts, personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss. : C. C. Kosewater, secretary of ThS Bee Publishing Company, beinc duly sworn, says that the actual numhpr of full and completo cooles of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of October, 1906, was as fol lows: I na.ioo 17 ao.oso 2 ., 30,700 18 K4MU10 ao.two 19 a,os 4 S1,8M 20 HO.UiiO 5.. at.ltM 21 31, BIO 31,SiiO 22 JHI.H50 7 a2,4IO 28 HO,70 8 HO.DUO 2i KO.IMM) 9 81,O.IO 26 1, KM) 10 81,1(H 26 jf 8O.MM0 II at.lftO 27 1 30,910 12 KO.TIO 28 : Sl.NUO 13 ao,MM 29 8O.T0O M 81. MO 30 81,000 15 0,4ftO 31 80.WOO It! 30,700 Total IMili.MIO Less unsold copies 10,001 Net total sales nnii.'24l Daily average 3(,717 C. C. ROSE WATER, Secretary. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to bef ore ma this 31st duy of October. 1D06. (Seal) M. B. HUNGATE. Notary Public. WHEN OCT OF TOWN. Subscribers leaving the t-lty t e in -porarlly ahonld have The Bee mailed to them. It Is better than a dally letter from home. Ad dress will be chanired as often as requested. Tills year's corn uroi) is u buuiiH'r for the wliolo country imd Nebraska con lilbutcs its full Bliiire. Mont of the time it hits boon u tight between the musses ami the cIhnhch, but this year it lias been a light l'tweeu the masses niiil the bosses. , A state supported drama Is feasible in dreamland, but in this wide-awake American republic the realization of the dreuin Is 'way, 'way off. Whvn that bridge arbitrary at St. Louis Is abolished Omaha will have to look out or the Kansas City gateway to the west will prove the wider. The newspaper duel that Is being fought by wireless Marconigram be tween Omaha and Lincoln threatens danger chiefly to the spectators. ' Several paying positions have been pulled off for Nebraskans In- Panama, but the man who goes to Panama takes his chances on returning to God's coun try. Cunllffe, who stole f loo.ooo and lost It nil, Is given six years In the penitentiary, which Is proof conclusive that he failed to get nny of the cash to the lawyers. The United States of Colombia may regret that the Mexican iuteroceaulo railroad was not built before the resi dents of TanauMi felt tho desire for a canal. If Irishmen accept the advice offered In Dublin and refuse to enter the British army the "faction fight" must be re vived if the spirit of warriors Is to be maintained. Reform Is invading all departments of government In this ltooseveltlan era. The latest evolution in that direction has struck Uncle Sam's rock-rooted na tional print shop. ' With one bureau at Washington hav ing In charge the questions of Irrigation and drainage It is possible that the proper solution of the moisture problem is one of distribution. It Is now "up to" Marquis Ito to plan a form of government for Corea, but he did such good work for Japan a few years ago that the Coreans may be con gratulated In advance. AVIth Nansen ns Norwegian minister nt London and Sven Ilediu the ambas sador of civilization to central Asia Scandinavian explorers are still show ing considerable activity. Governor I'enuypacker has called a special session of the Pennsylvania leg islature. As this body was elected by the faction which was defeated last week it is probable that some one is afraid something will drop when the voters get another chine nt legislators. John I). KockytVller Is to be the lead ing spirit In-hind the big musical or ganization to be formed in New York modeled after the Ilostou Symphony or chestra. Aud yet there are people who say that Kockyfeller has no music in his sole aud is fit only for treasons, strategems aud spoils. Tlie signal corps officers of the United State army are said to contemplate establishing a hydrogen gas manufac turing plant at or near Fort Omaha, and In due time Omaha may tieeome the Initial point of the overland balloon line that will carry passengers to China without change of cars. trnn pats the frkiuhti The net earnings of the United Bta.tes Steel corporation for the quarter ending -It ri September were l;tl.2K,6M, against I.K.3n6.0o In the second quarter of the ear and $a,o-,oy in the first qua iter. In the corresponding quarter of 11M they were only I18.773,(x). Unfilled orders on hand October 1 were for i,w,37" tons a quan tity which breaks the record. New York Independent. These figures are a revelation of the vast tribute levied upon American com merce and industry by the colossus of trusts. Taking the net earnings for the first three-quarters of this year as a basis of the earnings for the last quar ter, the net earnings of the United States Steel corporation for the year 1903 will aggregate about $U5,000,0K), which is equal to 7 2-3 per cent of Its enormously inflated capitalization of fl,500,000,0l)0. At the time the trust was organized some seven years ago the Carnegie Rteel works and the other plants merged Into the United States Steel corpora tion were estimated to be worth f'i()0, 000,000, In round figures. On a capi talization of f.'sJO.OOO.OOO the net earn ings of $115,000,000 a year represent 23 per cent. In other words, the American people, with a few foreigners thrown In, are paying 23 per cent on the steel trust Investment The question naturally suggests It self, who Is paylug tills enormous bonus which the steel trust exacts? First aud foremost, the railroads that purchase the bulk of Its products, and recoup them selves by levying the tax upon the pro ducers of the country, nnd they In turn levy it back upon the consumers, shar ing with them incidentally that portion of the tax which represents the com modities cousunled by them indi vidually. Next to the railroads come the pur chasers of structural iron nnd steel, the owners of fireproof buildings, which In cludes mercantile buildings, office build ings, hotels, theaters and public build ings nnd bridges constructed of steel and Iron, nnd the excessive profit is charged back to tenants in rents, to purchasers of merchandise In higher prices, nnd property owners generally In higher taxes. And yet tho man who pays the freight finds himself between the door jam nnd the door. If the door is opened for the importation of steel and iron products from foreign countries by the removal of the tariff, American mills and factories will close their doors, mine owners will cease to mine coal, and hun dreds of thousands of bread winners who are now employed nt good wages will find themselves in the street. Their enforced Idleness would in turn react on merchnnts, manufacturers, meat packet's, meat raisers, farmers and other producers. If the door Is kept closed the Steel trust will keep on earning 7 per cent divi dends on $1,000,000,000 of watered stock. unless rival corporations with hundreds of millions of dollars at their disposal can be organized to compete with it In Its chosen field under great disadvan tage. , The only possible relief must come through the enforcement of the Sher man anti-trust laws, reinforced by fur ther legislation that will make fraudu lent stock issues and stock kiting Im possible. STEP TOWARD CONSULAR REFORM- When Ellhu Boot was appointed sec retary of state it was stated that one of the duties which he would assume at the very outset would be that of reforming, as far as possible in the absence of con gressional legislation, the consular serv ice of the United States. It was known that President ltoosevelt was very much iu favor of reform. lie had so ex pressed himself on numerous occasions aud there has never been a doubt that be earnestly meant all that was sug gested In his utterances on the subject, Making himself familiar with the faults and defects of the consular service un der political control In other words, as a means of satisfying the demnnds of politicians Mr. ltoosevelt has consist ently urged that there should be a re form in regard to that service which would place It upon a better basis and make It at once more efficient in a busi ness way and more worthy of the coun try. How important this Is perhaps the av erage citizen cannot understand, be cause he Is unable to comprehend or ap preciate what a large part the consular official can play in the commercial af fairs of the country. As a matter of fact, very few of our people have any conception of what a consular position means. The general impression, founded upon experience, is that the consular office Is virtually a sinecure, its Incum bent having nothing more to do than to look after Americans who are stranded In foreign ports and help them to get back to their native land. Incidentally giving attention to trade matters which might be of interest to our merchants and manufacturers. For many years this was the case, but the conditions have very materially changed aud today the American consul, like the consuls of other couutrles, has become a great In strumentality in the forwarding of tho commercial interests of his country. It is the purpose of Presideut ltoose velt and Secretary Boot to make the consular service more than ever an effi cient aud active agency for the promo tion of American trade abroad, and In order to do this It Is essential to give proper eneouragemeut to the men in the consular fcervloe to perform their dut'es with zeal and energy. If they can be divorced from politics, as the president Intends shall te done, aud iuhiV to rely wholly ujton merit and efficient work for retention in the service and advance ment, there can be no doubt thot the effect will be most salutary. We have now a good consular service, but as President ltoosevelt said in his last an nual message It can be Improved. A REASONABLE DEAtAXfl The Board of Education is confronted with, it problem that must be dealt with in a generous spirit In the light of past experience and existing conditions. Itef erence Is made to the appeal of the teachers in the lower grades for better pay than they are now receiving. There Is an element of justice iu this appeal that should not be Ignored. Iu Omaha, as In nil other cities, the hardest worked ami poorest paid public school employes are the teachers of the lower grades, who rarely are able to earn ns much as the janitors employed to keep the school buildings clean.' At present the lowest paid teachers earn about $40 a month, but as they are em ployed only nine and one-half months in the year they do not average more than $31 a mouth all the year around. The average school teacher In the lower grades is unable to pay her living and lodging expenses aud clothing within the limit of her earnings, not even contem plating expenses that might be incurred by reason of sickness. It must also be borne in mind that a material Increase in the cost of living has made an increase of earnings an im perative necessity for bread-winners who are obliged to pay their own way. These considerations, It seems to us. Justify tlie Board of Education In grant ing the prayer of the school teachers, at least so far ns It concerns those iu the lowest grades, even if by so doing the teachers' pay roll footings are materially raised. At the same time the board should exact from tlie teachers the best service they are capable of rendering, and It goes without saying that people who are not contented rarely do their best in any employment. CLOTHES AXD TUB MAX. A whole section of this number of The Bee is given over to timely articles about fashionable dress for both men aud women. We believe one of the results of the prevailing prosperous condition of all classes of our people is that more attention Is being paid to wearing apparel and that tlie tone of the west and of Omaha In particular has been notably elevated of recent years In point of dress. There was a time not so long ago, when the backwoodsman's costume was not out of place on our city streets aud it is recorded in history that an Omaha police chief once Issued an edict against the display out-of-doors of the feminine form clad in the flowing Mother-Hub-bards. But the police department is no longer recognized as the source of local fashion edicts on tlie contrary the most approved clothes models make their appearance right here in the cen ter of the mid-west almost as soon as they are Imported from abroad, and it does not take long for the less pre tentious 'members of the community to catch up with tho fashion leaders. While ostentation in dress is to bo deplored ns much as slovenliness, a proper regard for outward appearance stamps without question the degree of culture attained by the people as a whole. Tlie Improvement referred to is explainable in large part by the better grades of wearables and better work manship placed at the disposal of their patrons by our enterprising merchants and high class clothes fabricators. Clothes may not make the man, but no man or woman will be hundlcnpped by knowing where to get the various es sentials to an appropriate costume and how to wear them to advantage. INTERNATIONAL COURTEST. The reception which prince Louis of Batteuberg, rear admiral in the British navy, has received in this country, is an expression of International courtesy which is by no means exceptional and to which no one can make reasonable objection. When United States war ships have visited foreign countries they have been honored with the utmost con sideration and nowhere more than in England. Our navy is today recognized throughout the world at its true worth and as In the highest degree representing the power of this republic in world af fairs. Third in rank among the naval powers, the United States commands the unqualified respect of every nation in the world. We are on friendly terms with all countries and desire to remain so. We kuow no differences In our international relations. The consideration that has been shown to the naval representative of Great Britain would be manifested iu equal degree and sincerity toward a representative of Germany, France or any other country. It is an attestation of amity and good will which every American citizen ought to commend. It implies no especial favoritism toward Great Britain. It is really a reciprocal courtesy and has no other meaning. President ltoosevelt. as the representa tive of the American people, has shown a broad-minded spirit in this matter which ought to silence all criticism of those who are disposed to find fault with the cordial reception that has been accorded the British naval officers. Presldeutial and gubernatorial Thanksgiving proclamations are for the most part perfunctory expressions of gratitude for the blessings enjoyed by the American people through a bouutlful harvest, but Presideut Roosevelt's Thanksgiving proclamation this year is as unique as its author and stands out In contrast with any state paper of its class thut has ever emanated from the White Mouse. The )Mple of the fertile region that figured on the map forty years ago as the great American Desert will be Impressed with the president's reference to the hardships and priva tions of the pioneers: "We live in easier and more plentiful times," declares President ltoosevelt, "than out fore fathers, the men who with rugged strength faced the rugged days, and yet the dangers to national life lire quite as great now as nt any previous time iu our history. THE NATIONAL COXSER VA TOR F . One of the most successful musical in stitutions in the United States Is tlie Na tional Conservatory of Music of Amer ica, founded twenty years ago by Mrs. Jeannette M. Thurber, who is still at its head and as enterprising as at the be ginning in promoting the cause for which It was established that of ad vancing musical culture In this country. It was nn entirely patriotic task which Mrs. Thurber undertook in estnl.;isliing the conservatory. She believed that there was as much musical talent In this country ns in any other and that nil that was needed was a means to give It op portunity for development. This view commended itself to thoso whoso atten tion was drawn to it and she obtained for her pluu of a national conservatory lilH-ral support, thus placing it upon a permanent foundation. The institution has since steadily grown In public recognition and favor and today ranks among the foremost conservatories of the world, not being excelled by any of the great European schools of music. Since Its organization It has had ns conductors some of the world's lending musicians and has pro duced many vocalists and Instrumental ists who have attained distinction in their professions. An institution of this high character, with so excellent a rec ord, merits the utmost encouragement and it is a very great pleasure to com mend it to the attention of those who are seeking a first-class musical educa tion. The National Conservatory Is Just entering upon Its twenty-first season, with Improved facilities for pupils and under conditions the most auspicious. The election supervisors of New York now have over 8,000 ballot boxes In their care nnd keeping, during the con test over tlie mayoralty. Had Greater New York used the voting machines in the late election there would have been no ballot box frauds and no ballot boxes to guard and William R. Hearst might have saved a great deal of money, but so long as the Ilomestake mine yields $1,000,000 a month income the sworn enemy of plutocracy does not mind pay ing out a few thousand dollars a month to detectives and lawyers. Former Senator Pettigrew Is said to have concocted a scheme to force the southern states to pay the principal nnd accrued interest on the bond issue made during and immediately after the rebel lion of 1801 to 1805. If Pettigrew could only go Into partnership with former Mayor Vaughn of Council Bluffs of gold headed cane memory, who some years ago organized a scheme to pension ex slaves, he might have some chance of getting himself into view once more. Since the board of lady manngers of the St. Louis exposition had enough money to pay for the publication of the report of work done by women at the fair it enn no longer be denied that women do not realize tlie full extent of their powers. The majority of the boards at St. Louis found a deficit. Andrew Carnegie's remarks on the subject of charity may not be accepted cordially by the people who make a liv ing distributing the money contributed to charity by others, but he Is probably right in his idea that the gifts of cash should be actuated by personal feeling rather than by a "trust" The late Queen Victoria's son-in-law is hiaklng the most of his battleship Junket to America, If Battenberg had married Into any other family but that of the Guelphs he would scarcely have attracted ns much attention as the aver age German commercial traveler. The federal government pays tlie state of Missouri 30 cents a day for feeding federal prisoners. As the cost to the state is 8 1-3 cents the order removing a large number of these prisoners to Fort Leavenworth Is not popular at Jef ferson City. The ballot box mayorality contest of New York will probably be decided about the year 1910 if the courts do not slow up. In the meantime George B. McClellan holds the fort and the keys to the city. Asmus Boysen probably feels that he will have earned that mining land in Wyoming by the time he gets it, and residents of Wyoming are apparently re solved that he shall not get it until he does earn It. Miners who plan to fitrht for "recogni tlon of the union" can well afIor( to let the employers remain without speaking acquaintance with the organization if fair wages and conditions can be main talued. Russian prisoners of war who are re joicing over the revolution may find themselves permanent residents of Japan, for even Couut Wltte has as many agitators on his bunds as he de sires. A Melaueholy Prospect. Chicago News. If this measure to cut down the life In surance companies' expenses continues, some of the officials' relatives will be forced soon to confine themselves to spending their own money. Two of a Kind. Baltimore American. Mr. Bernard Shaw appears to entertain the s:itne contemptuous opinion of the American people for not liking bis plays that the practical politicians have when the people rrfusn to let them rule for revenue only. Think and Look Pleasant. Chicago Record-Herald. One of the philosophers says this country Is much In need of men who will put char acter above wealth. The moralist should study the United States senate and take a more hopeful view. A Nervy Knock. Detroit Free Press. The protest of American manufacturers against the Japanese Imitating their prod ucts sounds a trifle amusing to the man who Is drinking French wines made In American vineyards. Footprints of Civilisation. Boston Transcript. 'There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit cnlms as rum and true religion," wrote Lord Byron. Still, Chairman Bhonts evidently thinks rubles and playing cards may have a similar effect at Panama. Crowding the Oeean. Baltimore American. Only one fear now confronts the enter prise of the future. With the new Ideas about the gigantic, slie of battleships and of the proportions of the fleets they are to form, the ocean may have to be en larged to accommodate all of them at once. , Xow Rnckle To. Washington Tost. 'If we stop rebates, It would precipitate a rate war. It Is true that we publish one tariff and collect another," says J. S. Leeds, general manager of the Santa Fe. "One thing that as president of this coun try I won't do Is to make a bluff that I can't make good," said President Roose velt nt New Orleans. The Issue seems to bo Joined. "Shake hands, gentlemen. Oct together." Dank Completely Looted. Springfield Republican. So completely was the Knterprlse Na tional bank of Allegheny, Fa., gutted that the ordinary depositors will probably lose all, even after the stockholders have been assessed tho 100 per cent to which they are liable under the law. The national bank examiner for that region has been removed by the comptroller of the cur rency, but nobody seems to regard this step as calculated to increase public con fidence in federal bank supervision. 'lne only difference between this bank examiner and the others is that he was a trlflo more tardy In discovering a rotten condition than Is usually the case. Clilua's "Deep nomination." Portland Oregonlan. It Is officially announced that the Chinese mvOTTinient "la nrofounillv humiliated and distressed" over the massacre of the Amer ican missionaries, all of which will be tuny ii rnmfnrtlnar to the friends of the mur dered missionaries as was Alkali Ike's apology to the bereaved widow. "Madam, nlt he "tho loke Is on us: we've hanged your husband, and he wasn't tho man we were after." Unless we are prepared to fire our religion into the heathen Chinee with a cannon, it is a certainty that ho will be a long time accumulating a sum rint amount to nrevent the necessity for these periodical spells of humiliation and distress. FOIMJER OF TIIK V. M. C. A. Splendid Rennlts Achieved In SHty Two Years. Baltimore American. It rarely is given to a man to see the realisation of his plans and hopes to such an extent as was vouchsafed to Sir George Williams, the founder of the Young Men's Christian association, whose " death oc curred In London on Monday. The Idea of bringing his fellow workers Into an organ ization for the "furtherance of religion and society among the clerks of tho drapers and other trades" suggested itself to him, alter a tnlk with another clerk, when he was a young , man of 22, nearly sixty-two years ago. So successful was the little society that was the result of the idea that It soon outgrew its original limitations and became an organization for young men in general. Tho plan was quickly taken up In other countries and today there is scarcely a country on the map in which some branch of the associa tion Is not to be found, and tho movement has come to be recognized as one of the most important and practical agencies In tho spread of the principles of Christianity as applied to every-day life. Evangelical but not denominational In scope, It has been equally influential in helping to bring about the closer kinship and better understand ing which characterize the present day re lations between the denominations. With the view of giving opportunity for the development of all sides of the young man's character, the activities of the Young Men's Christian associations have been ex tended until they have touched almost every phase of spiritual, mental and phys ical endeavor. The religious gatherings of the early days of the organization have been supplemented by the educational de partments and by the establishment of gymnasia and other means of athletic ac tivity. The original plan of establishing such associations as meeting places for young men engaged In some particular oc cupation has been supplemented by the larger one, In which business men, clerks, railroad men and students have a common Interest. While figures can tell but little of the practical value of any activity, they do show to what a tremendous extent an Idea many spread. According to the gen eral report published two years ago, there were In all 6.S24 associations in various parts of the world, Germany taking the lead with 1.784. North America coming next with 1,734 and Great Britain Btandlng third with 1,178. The total value of the prop erty owned by these organizations Is start llngly large, amounting In all to nearly 133.000,000, the North American associations, with their equipment valued at $;5,000,0oD, taking the lead In this respect. In numbers, too, the North American societies stand at the head, with a membership of 350.000 out of the total membership of 650,000 through out the world. ' , Sir George Wljllams not only had the satisfaction of witnessing the remarkable growth of the Young Men's Christian asso ciation movement, but he was actively In terested in and Identified with the move ment throughout his entire life. He was greatly honored In his own land, and it was because of his work as the founder of the movement that he was knighted by Queen VirtorU when the society celebrated Its fiftieth anniversary. EC I LAH SHOTS AT TIIK PtLPIT. Cleveland Leader: A Chicago minister has been dismissed from his charge because he Is "too good at pool." The deacon he beat must be hand loser. Chicago Record-Herald: A Massachusetts preacher says it Isn't necessary to believe, lq a personal devil, since we have life In surance presidents and political grafters. He should have Included reckless chauf feurs. Buffalo Express' Members o the Protest ant Episcopal church will be Intereuted In knowing that the Rev. Ingram N. Irvine, D.' I., who was unfrocked by Bishop Tal bot of Pennsylvania, has been admitted to priesthood in the Russian Orthodox Cath olic church. Serious charges were made gainst Dr. Irvine and counter-charges were made by him against Bishop Talbot. The question of orthodoxy had no part In the tontroversy. The Kimball Piano Leads ALL OTHER CHICAGO PIANOS FOLLOW Why? because Kimball piano machinery Is the most perfect usedl because Kimball piano labor Is more Intelligent than In any other Chicago factory; because Kimball methods. Ideas and facilities for piano manufacture are better than In any other Chicago factory. AH of this makes the Kimball Tlano The Best in There Is a limit to the stock to close out at $250 each. $10 for it. A. IH103PE 1513-15 Douglas Street The Ilest Place to Iluy a Piano. Western Distributers of the Wonder ful AX UK LI'S. skioioxs nou.Ki) now. Cant is the devils creed. Tribulations spell triumph. Warm hearts do not grow In hothouses. The trickster Is always proud c.f his tact. An empty head Is no evidence of a holy heart. Gliding the whistle will not raise the steam. It is hard to be in the swim without get ting soaked. True prayer wears out the sojes faster than the knees. It Is only the evil we cherish that has power to chastise us. Sermons that are easy on the pulpit may be hard on tlie people. If you hnvo the water of life you will not need to water life's stock. There are men who never think of glory unless they go by a graveyard. Borrowed bruins have a way of balking when you drive them in public. It Is easy to be brave when you know the enemy has only blank cartridges. Buy your smiles at tlie bar and you are likely to pick up your sorrows everywhere. Many a man thinks he Is patient with pain when he is only perverse In eating pickles. The song of sympathy never comes until tho singer has been to the school of sorrow. Chicago Tribune. PERSOXAI. AI1 OTHKIIWISK. Cold weather makes fat turkeys and robust coal dealers. The ability of Gcorgo Brlnton McClellan to "speak several languages fluently" Is a mighty handy accomplishment these trying times. In Massachusetts a candidate who mado his own platform, antl-automoblle, was elected with a whoop. Signs of tho times In that locality point to a puncture. Senator Reed Smoot may console himself with tho rcllectlon that he Is not the only august member who loBt his home town. Senators Gorman, Penrose, Foraker and Dick are in tlie same pickle. There are others. A turkey, wiser than the rest of the flock, carefully scanned the president's thanks giving proclamation, and, observing be tween the lines tho ominous words, "memento morl," instantly fled for tho tall timber. As a result of Icloslng the saloons in Min neapolis last Sunday 40,0u0 thirsty residents hiked to St. Paul and exchanged $48,000 for Sunday necessaries. This is tho first timo In years that St. Paul profited by the twin connection. Oppressed man gets In a lick occasionally. A St. IajuIs court heard his appeal for help and soaked the woman who thrashed him I'jO and costs, partially compensating for man's humiliation. More power to the judicial elbow, Hon. Gassaway Pavls, Tarkcr's associate In last year's run, owns a Juicy bunch of stock In various railroad systems, and his logical conclusion Is that rate regulation by the government Is dangerous and wicked. Mr. Davis knows a good thing and stands pat' for number one. The claims of expunding ,culture In Chi cago has some basis. Nearly 1,200 men called for Jury service in one case have been rejected because they knew too much. Now that the election Is out of the way the country can cheerily turn to the ab sorbing problem of turkey and cranberry, garnished with foot ball. Thoughtful Indeed was the Iowa judge who, having settled certain differences be tween a minister and his wife, In which the wife was given custody of the children, decreed that the father might visit the children once a week, provided he agreed not to pray over them. The Judge wisely calculated that the children did not need prayers half as much as the parents needed plain common sense and a chance to forget and forgive. ' PKESEIIVATIOX OF NIAGAHi. Probable Joint Agreement Iletween Canada and the I'nlted States. New York Sun. The preservation of the Falls depends upon the combined action of both countries. It may be assumed that the Dominion will be ready to pass such laws and enter into such agreements as may be necessary to prevent the full conversion of the Niagara river Into mere horse power. Pending final legislation, a suspension bill is a highly de sirable measure. The raid on tho river has already gona too far. Concurrent action by congress and Parliament could during the coming sessions effect a permanent prohibition of further Injury. A report recently submitted by the Inter national Waterways commission holds out a hope that the Falls of Niagara may be saved from any further despoliation for commercial purposes. No act of the com mission can be final, but It has wave,d a danger signal In Its recommendation to the government of the United States and to ( If Orchard & Wilhelm Carpet Company w. j "i Every business man should Investigate the Vcr- U y cvP tkal Filing System for letters, documents, etc. B, V NTill fT?Tr CLOBE-WERNICKE A Unr4j ' ' "' Upright Unit i rSl -CI II I v-rticuriu ' 1 I I (I ' Mhjf , b the greatest and J I A I CI TTi best device of the Ik i l lfcfLCL kind ever Invented. m lA L" J Call and see it or write ,' for particulars. fjf the West of new Kimballs that we will be able sends one home; $7 a month pnjJ that of Canada. that "such steps as they may regard, as necessary be taken to pre vent any corporate rights or franchises being granted o" renewed by either federal, stale or provincial authority for the use of the waters of the Niagara river for power or other purposes until this commission Is able to collect the information necessary to enable It to report fully upon the conditions and uses of these waters to the respective governments of the I'nlted States and Canada." DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "How did Henpecked happen to Join that expedition to the north pole? Is he so In terested In science?" "Science nothing! It was the only excuse he could think of to get away from home." Detroit Free Press. Pa Twaddles I wish you'd put Tommy to bed. Ma Twaddles What's the matter? Pa Twaddles-Oh, he's pestering the life out of me to find out what relation a cousin German Is to a Dutch uncle. Cleveland Leader. "That will do," Bald Mrs. Hiram Often, sternly, "you will leave on Saturday and you needn't bother me about a recommen dation!" "Falx," replied Bridget, "OI hov no tn tlntlon o' glvln' ye a rlcommlndapn. OI'll tell the truth about ye to ivery Tclrl thot axes me." Philadelphia Press. "Poddleton has bought an absolutely noiseless auto." "Indeed." "Yes. And he's got the noisiest horn In town attached to It." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Gee!! But that woman In the top flat has a heavy voice!" said the grocer's boy. "So?" said the first floor cook. "Well. I should say! She threw it down the dumb waiter at me the other day, ami it nearly broke me up In business:" De troit Free Press. "Oh, my brethren, the Lord Is calling you!" cried the preacher with dramatic fervor. "I haven't got anything only a littl pair." murmured Deacon Swift, waking up with a start. Philadelphia Ledger. "What did. Harry Bay when tie rjro posed?" "He didn't really say anything at first, but when mamma came In and put her back against the door and nodded her head at him In her persuasive way he seemed to suddenly recover the use of his voice and then I said 'yes' real quick." Cleveland Plain Dealer. THE CHILDREN'S HOlTt. Henry W. Longfellow. Between the dark and the daylight, When the night Is beginning to lower. Comes a pause In the day's occupation That Is known as the children's hour. I hear In the chamber above me The patter of HtrTe feet, The sound of a door that Is opened. And voices soft and sweet. From my study t see In the lamplight, Descending the broad hall stair. Grave Alice, and laughing Allegra, And Edith with golden hair. A whisper and then a silence; Yet I know by their merry eyes They are plotting and planning together To take me by surprise. A sudden rush from the stairway, A suddett raid from the hall; By three doors left unguarded They enter my castle walL They climb up Into my turret O'er the arms and back of my chair; If I try to escape they surround mo; They seem to be everywhere. They almost devour me with kisses; Their arms about me entwine. Till I think of the bishop of Blngen In his mouse tower on the Rhine. Do you think, O blue-eyed banditti! ' Because you have scaled the wall. Such an old mustache as I am Is not a match for you all? I have you fast In my fortress And will not let you depart, But put you down into the dungeons In the round tower of my heart. And there will I keep you forever Yes, forever and a day, Till the walls shall crumble to ruin And moulder In dust away. a-ia-im - -. -J u-us . Tooth Talks (No. 1). BY J. B. FICKES, D. D.8. , , A Home Made Mouthwash (. A good mouthwash used night JZ! and morning will cut dowa your jf dentist's bills. One can be mad at home, as follows; Bicarbonate of Soda....l teaspoonful Wlntergreen or Peppermint 6 to 10 drop Water (boiled) 1 pint Put In clean bottle and keep tightly corked. A thorough rinsing of Uie mouth will cleanse and preserve the teeth; also ward off sore throat, ton solitls, croup, etc. It will not, however, preserve teeth already decayed. They must be filled (by me, of course). A Reliable Dentist at a Bsaaonable Fee. Phone DR. FICKES, DENTIST. (37. 838 Bee Bldg.