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For and About Women Folks
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Reels 1 aecretarr In Dprtml Mores
RS. LOU IB Marlon McCall of St.
Ixula Is energetically agitating
the Introduction of the social
aecretary Idea in the department
stores of her home cltjr and has
uhtcuiy enlisted the managers of several
big atores In the movement. The social
secretary as connected with the department
store Is a woman of tact and good J lodg
ment, who holds the Important position of
arbiter between the young women ar.d the
girls employed and the men In charge of
the departments.
"It very often happens." said Mrs. Mc
Call, "that difference of opinion arises be
tween the women employed and the floor
walkers, and the men. In their superior
fashion, not brooking any 'contradiction,
severe, but I make my patients smart,
even though I whip some of them through
their clothes."
Miss Kelly Is a young woman of deter
mination and evident vigor. Although some
mlttee of women once about a certain home
missionary movement. In this movement
every participant was to contribute a dollar
that she had earned heretlf by hard work.
The night of the collection of the dollars
is amiable and It Is said that she haa
many friends, even among the children she
has spanked.
Assaaltliisr Women Ideals.
rrof. William J. Armbruater of St. Louis,
chemist and mining engineer, has risen to
make a few remarks, comments the Phila
delphia Ledger. They were made at a ses
sion of the Women's Noonday club and
stirred the audience. The speaker did not
exactly plead for a new set of feminine
ideals, but demanded it. The prevailing
will discharge the girls, and possibly wreck et he regarded as at a stage far below
their whole lives In so doing. The young that held by men. His language was rudely
girl, discouraged and thrown upon the forceful. For instance, he said:
streets without work and without the
recommendation that will secure another
position for her. may not have strength of
character enough to overcome the difB-
of her ideas are eccentric, her disposition - 'came, and various and droll were the
cultles that confront her at this psycholo
gical moment of her career, and the result
may be disastrous. The secretary, if ap
pealed to, could adjust the difficulties, and
the girl be saved much difficulty and
sorrow."
In the narrow sense In which the phrase
"social secretary" has come to be used.
Give a woman nothing to do and all the
money she wants to spend and she will go
to (designation here omitted) as fast as
she can. It seems strange to me
that wealthy women who can do not do
noble work they are In a position to do ,
for the good Of the world.
The
professor proceeded to classify
women, beginning with the wife and
mother In the family of poverty and end
ing with the wife and daughter of the
very wealthy. From all of them he thinks
something making for advancement should
ha nn,.i.J . It i. ..... . -
Its significance from a sociological point of " . ' . n
. v.- ,. v... a w1 Wlln comll7 mvoiity and idle pas
view may not be obvious, but It was used
first In the broader sense, and Mrs. McCall
favors the designation for the woman who
will not only look after the commercial 1
welfare of the women employed, but also
be a sort of "guide, philosopher and friend"
for them In the everyday life of the depart
ment store.
The Working; Girl at Nome.
Elisabeth Howard Westwood's second
article In Public Opinion deals with her
experiences In finding a home when she
"came to New York" with a capital of $10.
Having found the home, she tells how the
"silk gowned charity" appeals to the shop
girl. "One of the committee (of the girls'
home), whom we remembered dally in our .
prayers," she says, "sent the house an
Invitation to Join a working girls' club Just
being started at the parish house of her
church. , It met on one of my free nights,
and, decked out In the hat presented by
the Norwegian milliner and my one silk
waist, and accompanied by Alice, I at- 1
tended the first meeting. Several beauti
fully gowned young ladles, Mrs. Van Rens
salaer's daughter among them, flitted about
the room and made us 'feel at home.' The
methods tried on me were varied, sym
pathy for my hard life, curiosity about my
mode of existence, and gentle condescen
sion mingled with a forced effort to be
natural, were among the specimens. I
drank It In with glee until Mrs. Sydney
Jones called the meeting to order and
addressed us dear girls. She told the pur
pose of the club and outlined its plans.
Different ladles interested in bettering the
condition of the working girl had con
tributed generously in money, and dear
young ladles here this evening were giving
time from their social duties that the club
might be a success. The benefits all free
were illustrated lectures, sewing, cooking
and gymnasium classes. Would we do our
.share? Did weT I don't know, for at that
moment Alice bolted with a sniff of un
speakable scorn, end I waa forced to follow
suit.
" 'I don't want none of their charity,' said
Alice, when we gained the brightly lighted '
avenue. They can keep their' money and
get a new hat wltb It. I guess I earn my
living and can afford to pay for what I get
as well as they can.'
"But our club life was not to be cut off
at the start Louise, my pal at the store,
introduced us to the Junior section of the
Endeavor club of which she waa a member
and we spent such an evening as sent us
home with a re-established fuith In the Joy
of life and sufficient spirit to escape un
crushed from the acolyte's reception of our
post-10 o'clock return. The Endeavorera
were no pet charity of a well advertised
society woman. We paid our dues, 28 cents
a month, and the club at large waa a self
supporting institution with expenses met
from lis own funds. One of the seniors
an assistant buyer at Stern's waa the
president, and the night we Joined ahe
"gave us hell' to Quote from Dora for our
behavior with our gentlemen friends at the
last dance She hit from the shoulder, and
Ruth Ashmoro in her palmiest days was
never as forceful and scarcely as illuminat
ing as was Kate Finnigan."
A Professional Spanker.
It took genius to discover that there is a
place iu this complex world for a pro
fessional spanker. The discovery is a re
cent one, and the genius who Is profiting by
her Inspiration Is Miss Maude Kelly, an at
tractive, well-educated young woman of
Toronto, Canada. She sends out private
Circulars noUfying parents that she "cor
reels" children for a reasonable consider
ation, and is ready at all hours to visit
homes where her services are required.
Miss Kelly takes pride In her profession
and talks about It as if It were the most
natural thing in the world. Recently In an
Interview she talked of her experience and
her methoda.
"I waa formerly a teacher of gymnastic
exercises," she said. "One afternoon I vis
lied a friend of mine. Seeing she waa
greatly worried, I asked her what was the
matter and she told mo her son Harry Was
Incorrigible. I suggested a whipping. 'Oh,
I couldn't manage It,' she said. 'Ask his
father to do it, then,' I puraued. 'He is
away In New York,' she replied, 'and will
not be back for a week.' Evidently Harry
deserved punishment, and the situation de
manded that it be Indicted at once. I
knew the family very well, and I offered
my services as a friend. They were ac
cepted. Harry was a boy of 11, but I
took him Into the nursery and spanked
him very soundly.
"After that Harry's mother came to roe
frequently, and friends of here got to hear
of my kindly offices and asked me to act
for them. My income was small, extra
money would be useful, and I decided to
make a business of Juvenile correction.
"I never punish boys over II. Not that
I am afraid of them. I guess not! I
thrashed a brother of mine when he was
15, but the circumstances are different.
Houaseau'a 'Confessions' Illustrate the dan
gers of women chastising boys who are
neither big nor Utile. It ia my object to
act alwaya with propriety, and It la for
time, he drew the picture of want unre
lieved and subjects for research neglected.
"Do we," he asked, "hear a woman saying.
Thank heaven, I now have the time and
nieana to take up the study of sclencer "
We do not, but nevertheless women have
taken up such study, and with exclama
tory ado, and have achieved much. Where
the professor seems to err is that, although
he admits exceptions, he has based his
findings upon these exceptions. Woman is
not inclined toward the field wherein the
professor delves. She does not feel Inde
pendent nor desire Independence. She
takes her station cheerfully, performs Its
duties well and her place In the household
is as Important as the place of the man
who provides. As a rule the wife aids In
the practice of economy and gladly car
ries her share of the burden. The ex
tremely rich who have nothing to do but
seek pleasure constitute a small class, and
while through freaks and follies they ob
tain publicity, they remain a clasa apart,
and the real womanhood of the country
cannot in any fairness be Judged by them.
Women are keen as to every line of en
deavor open to them. More and more they
crowd into the higher schools, seeking the
basic knowledge to fit them for active ca
reers. Yet even the woman who succeeds
in such an ambition, a woman still, is ready
stories of earning the money. One woman
had ahampoed hair, another had baked
doughnuta, another had secured uewspaper
subscriptions, and so on. The chairman
turned to a handsome woman In the front
row.
" 'Now madam. It Is your turn,' said.
'How did you earn your dollar r
" 'I got It from my husband,' she ans
wered. " "Oho!' said he. 'From your husbandT
There was no hard work about that?'
"The woman smiled faintly.
" 'You don't know my husband,' she
said," '
Frills of Fashion.
This Is a great year for the separated
coat. The empire style haa the lead.
"The fashionable redina-ote haa been re
named the princess coat, under which title
' It is increasing in favor.
The corselet skirt with bretelles or shoul
der straps and no Jacket at all Is being
worn a treat deal for at home gowns.
Light material, voile, cashmere, henrletta.
eollenne and similar fabrics are usea.
The evening velvets are very charming
for they are thin and light and there Is
something about them which Is very attrac
tive. Velvet is always dressy, and since It
haa been reduced In price it Is certainly
very desirable.
When It comes to sleeves there are ways
that are "Just lovely," as the modistes will
tell you. One very pretty sleeve is cut off
Just above the elbow. Here It la finished
with a band of silk and a tulle ruffle one
finger wide. Upon the band of silk there
are silver clasps.
A charming empire coat of light brown
cloth has the waist outlined with a band
of the cloth tucked In very fine tucks
pressed fiat and Inset in the cloth of the
coat. The bands crossed In a surplice and
extended around the back of the waist.
The same bands trimmed the sleeves above
the wide, flaring cuff.
If you are' getting a handsome eveulngJ
dress you would do well to trim it in some
simple new way, for In this manner you
get certain distinguishing touches which
you could not otherwise obtain. There are
entirely new features In evening gowns
and these, If adapted to your new dress,
will make It very distinctive.
It Is becoming very fashionable to make
the evening ou of net, that old-fashioned
material. The net gown may be plain and
trimmed with flounces, or it can be a beau
tiful lace net with lovely lacey figures set
In it. Then there is a net upon which lace
Is applied and on each application of lace
there are lovely little Jeweled ornaments.
The use of mock gems upon evening
gowns Is very acceptable this year. All
are wearing them, and even the debutante
comes In for her share. It Is very good
form for her to wear turquoises, sapphires,
tourmalines, topaaos and garnets, but she
should not wear emeralds, diamonds or
rubies, these three being considered the
stones for matrons.
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at proper opportunity to assume the re-xautomobiling. Devotees of the sport are as
a rule rich enough to Indulge in fur and
leather garments, and although the first
cost of these is considerable, the service
they give seems to Justify the expenditure.
The most luxurious motoring garment Is
of soft tinish leather, in brown, black, blue
or some other simple shade. The half-long
box coat Is the commonest model, but
others more elaborate and more becoming
are to be had.
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$10.00 Golden Quarter-Sawed Oak Rocker, C 7 C
tapestry seat, for. J i
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MORRIS CHAIRS
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$15.00 Mahogany Finish Morris Chair, with plain f f
' velour cushions, for lUsjU
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$28.00 Spanish Leather, Bay Cushions, "Weathered f Q A
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Arm Chair, for 3M
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uine leather seat, for I
$19.50. "Weathered Oak Arm Chair, with Z f C
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SETTEES
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$35.00 "Weathered Oak Settee, genuine leather up- J A CA
.bolstered seat, for t03
40c Opaque Window
Shades, fine spring;
roller, all colors
this week, A
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Miller, Stewart . Beaton
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60c Window Shades,
fringe and lace Inser
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sponsibllltles of wifehood with all that may
entail. In the- new relatlonshlD sha de
votes her mind to forwarding; the interests
of her husband In his calling-, acting as ad
viser, intellectual partner and co-laborer.
It may be that she haa time only for
household concerns, but if so she gives
herself as unselfishly and fully to these,
finding in them her mission of helpfulness.
The female who conceives the notion that
she must reform the world and trumpets
her intent and discontent is a distressing
spectacle, but respected or Influential she
is not. She Is not a type of the genuine,
but of the rare, exceptional and bogus.
The present is rather a poor season for
the male to pose as ethically superior. lie
Is on exhibition variously and, truth to
tell, he makes a sorry showing. However,
.When a rascal is exposed men in general
would object to being grouped with him,
Just as women would decline to be regarded
as embryo Chadwicks. The average woman
no more Is such a creature as Prof. Arm
bruster portrays than the average man is
a loafer or a knave.
Manages a Farm.
Living all alone on a farm eight miles
from Brodhead, retiring and practically un-,
known beyond the circles of her friends,
relates the Milwaukee Sentinel, Miss Lu
clnda Lake personally manages two farms
in the neighborhood of Brodhead aggregat
ing 230 acres. She hires men to work In
What Women Are Dotnar.
canal sone and his rights there. If these
reports are true, he received a total of
$3,000,000 in good, hard gold coin, and this
money came, in a lump. Mr. Cromwell Is
still attorney for the Panama government
and his relations to the canal administra
tion are close. Mr. Bunau-Varllla is said
to have made a fortune out of the sale, and
other French agents to have received large
sums.
Nearly every resident of Panama has
profited more or less from our purchase
of the canal and the success of their revo
lution. Values of all kinds have risen.
Business is better than it has been since
the palmiest days of the French excava
tion and money Is again plentiful on the
Isthmus of Panama. All the officers and
soldiers who took part in the revolution
Augusta de Wit is the leading woman .received more than double pay for the ser-
writer of Holland. She has seen much
of lite and the world and is as much at
home in Java's Jungles and mountain dis
tricts as in the Scotch highlands, in the
lmroons of Venice aa In her native Dutch
polders.
Mrs. Marlon B. Baxter Is at the head
of the only free hospital in Seattle, Wash.,
the hospital ship Idaho. Roger S. Greene
and other public-spirited men of the city
bought the ship and gave it for the benefit
of those too por to pay for admission
to hospitals.
Mrs. Ogden Goelet Is very charitable and
Is almost leading in Paris at the present In
charitable works, which are becoming
fashionable. The latest to win her sym
pathy have been the little Italian image
sellers of the boulevards, and, with the
countess de Beam, she arranged an aris
tocratic concert in aid of them. -
Mrs. Katherlne Muxam, aged 83, traveled
all the way from Baglnaw, Mich., to West
Hoboken, N. J., In order that she might
be photogTaphed with her daughter, grand
daughter and great grandson. She made
the Journey without feeling any special
fatigue and on reaching her destination
vice. The night after independence was de
clared some leading bankers of Panama
were directed by the new government to
furnish money to the soldiers. The offi
cials then gave checks on this bank for
the officers and men according to rank,
some of which were for $1,000, $2,000 and
$3,0D0 each. General Huertas was 'offered
$00,000 in gold. He refused It, saying that
if he took it it might be considered as a
bribe. His Bcruples vanished when it was
again offered to him as a birthday present
six months later, and he spent part of the
money In a trip to Europe.
Corama.nder-ln-Cb.ief Shelved.
Speaking of General Huertas, the coin-mander-ln-chlef
of the Panama army, after
the war closed he became an elephant on
the hands of the government. Ills troopa
worshiped him, and for a time he tried to
once.
A military company composed of tho
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the timber lands during the winter, and been organised with headouartera at Knal.-
she also transacts all the business con- wood, eleven miles southeast of Columbia,
nected with extensive real estate holdings f10' T,he flr,t. ,,,,,b", dr11' took placr Bt..a
i. tl,. ..... .... .. .. ig" rolling at Knglewood, where, In the
... i. nuMi., uoiqu looKing aner yie presence of a crowd of curious visitors from
insisted on going to the photographer's at dictate to the government. Later on he
consented o the abolition of the army and
to his own retirement, receiving therefor
rentals and sales of city property In Brod-
neaa.
Miss Lake Is wealthy, although she dis
claims the fact. She is a success, but she
modestly refuses to admit it. She is a
spinster and takes pride In the fact. She
is exceedingly generous and charitable.
11 parts of the country, the girl soldiers
gave a striking exhibition, going through
the manual of arms like veterans.
Miss Bertha Krupp, daughter of the fa
mous gunmaker and manager of the great
plant at Essen, has become an ardent
florist and spends much of her time in the
beautiful gardens which her father laid out
tnr hup. Rh Im AarMtMnllv nt himlnNt t. ntimit
Money which Miss Lake gives for charity orchids and haa Imported some of the rarest
sue earns by hard work on the farm,
hiring herself instead of a man and only
allowing horsolf 25 centa a day, because
sho cannot put In aa long hours at out
door work as a man could. By clearing
away brush and burning out stumps she
earned a generous contribution toward the
private rescue work among Milwaukee's
unfortunate girls and other lines of work
In which she is Interested.
Eccentric in many ways, Miss Lake or
ders her' entire life by the same unbending
system which regulates her charity giv
ing. She allows herself 26 cents a day
for board and clothes, the stipulated
amount for clothing being $26 a year.
Sleeping always with a revolver within
reach, practicing frequently at shooting at
a mark, and determined in her decision
to shoot without warning any one who
attempts to enter her house unbidden, she
Is not afraid of being molested. Neigh
bors who visit her In the evening speak
from the gate In order .not to frighten her,
and also to avoid accidents.
"I have never had an unpleasant expe
rience," said Mlsa Lake recently. "When
1 first began living alone I waa afraid
that the boys might play Jokes on me and
that I might Injure them, but I let them
know that I had a revolver. One of them
came to me one day jind asked me if I
could shoot. I Invited him to go out with
mo and see me practice, and you can be
su-e that the boys don't bother.
"I rent out portions of the farms and
only hire men myself for the timber land
work in the winter. Even then I try as
much as possible to get the men to do
the work by the piece, for I have found
that when I hire them by the day there
Is much more danger of their imposing'
on me."
Tips for the Heanty Seeker.
If a young- woman wishes to be slender,
graceful and beautiful It is not necessary
mat sne snouia aaopt a diet of pickles and
growths from South America. Believing
ornamental gardening to be a suitable call
ing for women, she has started a school at
Esen, where girls are trained for the pur
suit. Miss Krupp's reserved life is a source
of wonder to her many friends. She rarely
leaves the Villa Hugel except for an occa
sional trip to Florence or the Italian lakes.
There Is no talk of her marrying.
William Edgnr Gell. the English teacher
and lecturer, says one of the most remark
able women he has ever seen, fit to be
ranked with Florence Nightingale and Joan
of Arc, Is Mrs. Heighway of Kaudava, Fiji.
Mrs. HelKhway has organized the Elphty
Brown Bisters of Kaudava. (She sails with
them from one Island to another, their
boat a hollowed log with a single outriKKer,
and has been known to visit 140 huts in
a salary of $500 a month as general of the
army to be called forth to command the
troops In case of need.
General Huertas is now about 25 years
old. He entered the Panama army at 12
as a bugler and lost his arm during one of
the revolutions. He has now retired to his
country place at Agua Dulce, situated about
twelve hours from Panama by sailing ves
sel. He has a large cattle ranch at that
place and is also experimenting in mining.
He is a brave man, but is said to be ignor
ant and uncultured. It is believed that his
salary will be abolished after a while. To
day the little army of 300,' which brought
about the Panaman Independence, has been
turned into a police force of 600. Their
guns have been taken away and they are
armed chiefly with clubs. These policemen
receive $60 a month in sliver.
As to the salaries of the chief officials,
they are not high in comparison with those
of Americans, and they are paid in silver.
The president receives $18,000 a year, the
cabinet ministers each $9,000 a year, and the
president's private secretary in the neigh-
that reason that I have adopted an age PnclU and starve herself Into shape.
limit. There la no harm in a woman taking
a child across her knee. I am not -unduly
What she needs Is plain, wholesome diet
and regular habits. If she eats all sorts of
two days, giving medicine, showing the borhood of $2,500 per year.
native women how to care ror their cnn
dren and how to keep their huts In a sani
tary condition, and acting in her character
of health Inspector, sometimes burning a
disease infected hut and preaching the
gospel into the bargain.
- XCarpenter's Letter
(Continued from Fourth Page.)
in case of the failure of the revolution, it
might have caused his railroad the loss of
its charter. The revolutionists knew that
he had the money in gold, and also that
they could not pay the soldiers In any
thing else. Colonel Bhaler at first refused
to give up the gold, but said he would sell
it to his Panama banker, a private party,
for a New York draft, if that could be ar
ranged. This waa done by telepgraph, the
bankers aaylng that they would take the
gold and give drafts for It. Upon thia the
gold waa handed over to the banker's agent
at Colon and the agent in turn gave it to
Captain Hunter, who saw that it reached
the right parties.
The troopa, having received their money,
collected on the wharf and there atopped,
rofualng to go on the Royal - Mall ateam
ahlp, which was to take them home, until
their officers ahould arrive from f Panama.
They held ' out until I o'clock that night,
when they took ahlp and steamed away.
Their departure closed the revolution.
Panama waa a republic, and aa a result
the United States made the treaty which
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FRANK O. CARPENTER.
How He Knew
It waa a beautiful day, without a single
cloud in the aky. The man who wsa buy
ing aomo food in a delicatessen store re
marked on the weather.
"Yes, it's fine, but lt'a going to rain,"
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Before night the rain was falling in tor
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The latter chuckled.
"Bee that ice chest?" he asked, pointing
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The customer saw the ice box. It was
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