THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SUNDAY. OCTOBER 20. 1905.
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"SACE Ot MEDICINE LODGE"
Anadotei of tit Career f Jerry Bimpiea
of Xing.
TRAITS OF A Ri I ROUGH DIAMOND
Victim of m Jest Tossed lata loaaress
tr a Tidal W-TI1( with
Varloaa Member of the
Loner Hoaae.
declaration of principle! of the peo
. Independent party formulated In tha
Omaha platform of 12 brought to national
attention a score of aggressive charac
ters, many of them diamonds In the
rough. One of the brightest In the lot was
tha late Jerry Simpson of Kansas, or
"Bockiess Jerry," as he was called In the
heydey of populism. Ho was a remarka
ble American, though not a native of the
United States, having been born in New
Brunswick. He entered congress on the
crest of a political tidal wave, nnd It Is
an odd coincidence that the first compli
mentary notice of htm to be found in print
was In connection with a storm. It reads:
"Barge J. If. Butter, Commander Jerry
Simpson, towed to steamer H. V. Ketcham,
left port for Chlcag-o th of October. 1878;
storm oft Point Betsey and parted from
Ketcham list; anchored off LuddJngton
leaking badly; severe storm from iouth
west November 1; foundered; crew rescued
by life saving station off Point Betsey;
cargo, 48,249 bushels of corn. 18,760 bushels
rye."
Commander Jerry Bimpson received great
prals for his skill as a sailor, especially
while In commsnd of the Rutter nnd other
vessels owned by Curtis & Bralnard of
Toleda. But this shipwreck let him out.
He abandoned the raging main of the lakes
and located In Windy Kansas, wnere be
became the rage for a time, passing from
the limelight of politics Into obscurity and
reoently Into the valley of eternal shudows.
A Frlead of Tom Reed.
Now In a kind of post-mortem spirit they
are telling stories of the career of the
"8age of Medicine Lodge." They are tell
ing of a brilliant career shadowed by the
"Bockiess" jest, of a man who enjoyed the
friendship of Speaker Tom Heed to an ex
tent equalled by few men of Reed's own
party. (
"Will you tell me," said Reed In his
drawl to Bimpson one day, "why you are a
populist r
"For the same reason," said Simpson,
"that you are a republican. A majority of
the people of our respective districts are of
our way of thinking."
From that Ume forward Reed was the
stanoh friend of Simpson. There is an
other story of Simpson which is going the
rounds. It demonstrates further how he
stood with Reed, and also where his heart
was upon occasion.
Simpson, wanted a private pension bill
passed. Previously he had been opposing
pension legislation. This particular bill
did not have a favorable report, but he
went to the speaker, Mr. Reed, about It
and told hlra the bill affected the fortunes
of a poor old widow down In Kansas.
"Why," said Reed, "do you want this bill
passed when you have been opposing pen
sion legislation during this session, es
pecially such a bill as this, whloh comes In
without a favorable report T"
"Thera are thirty reasons why I support
this bill," replied Jerry. "The Bret one Is
that the woman needs the money. I have
forgotten tha other twenty-nine."
Jerry got recognition and the bill passed.
Till! with Political Foes.
Whan Jerry took hit teat In oongress
tha other members were Inclined to re
gard him as a fashion of clown. He quickly
broke them of that habit. ' Mouse men soon
learned that they must be oareful where
they took hold of Jerry, and how they
picked hint up.. They couldn't stroll up to
his cage and grope around and pull Jerry
out by the foreleg, or the ear, or the side
of the face. Two or three who essayed
something of this sort were sadly crushed.
Payne of New York was making a
tariff speech one day. Jerry asked him a
question he couldn't answer. Payne, how
ever, was cut by the queation and made a
retort at once evasive and patronising.
"It X were Inclined to be rude, Mr.
Speaker," said Payne, '.'I'd answer the gen
tleman's very foolish query by asking him
if his ancestors were monkeys."
"In which event," replied Jerry, surveying
Payne with calm phlegm, "I should reply
as did the elder Dumas when a French
fool asked him the same question. I should
tell you 'Tea. Tour family ends where
mine began.' "
This may Illustrate the quick humor of
Jerry. He was being urged to offer a
resolution to name a commission ta meet
with a similar body from England and
consider how far It would be practicable
to put a price on Canada and other Brit
ish possessions In America and buy them
as we did Alaska.
"I've bo hesitation about offering the
resolution," said Jsrry, with a laugh, "but
when I do I know what they'll say."
"What comment could be made?"
"Why," said Jerry. "I was born In New
Brunswick, and as soon aa I offer the reso
lution a howl will go up, 'See that damn
fooL He's trying to buy his birthplace
" and make It American ground, so as to
crawl under the constitution hit up against
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Caaaoa aad Dlaaley Aaeedotra.
"There were Feveral o!d fellows In con
gress I used to like to get a joke on,"
Jerry In a reminiscent mood oncf related,
"and one of these was Cannon of Illinois.
I had made an anll-expanslon speech, and
Cannon got up and ssld that If I had mnde
that speech In Manila I would have been
tried by a drumhead court martial and
shot. When he had finished 1 got up and
said I would just as soon be shot In Manila
for making a speech of that kind as to
he shot in congress by an old, smooth-bore,
brass Cannon from Illinois. Tom Rood
enjoyed that very much, nnd he shook
all over with suppressed laughter. He
came up to me afterward and said: 'That
was ell right, Jerry. I forgive you a lot
of things for that.'
"About that Dingley episode. It was not
I who discovered Dingley's hat: It was a
republican member. Dingley used to wear a
fine plug hat that was a regular 'cloud of
smoke by day and a pillar of fire by night '
We populists used to take a shot at It every
once In a while. When he was In the house
Dingley always kept It standing rim up on a
corner of his desk. One day a republican
happened to look Into it and s:iid to me,
'Jerry, go over and look Into Dingley's hat."
I did so. but didn't find any eggs or any
thing end said so. I was told to look again.
Then I saw the word 'Ijondon' and sailed
Into Dingley, the high priest of protection,
for wearing a London-made hat. It was
In fun. but Dingley took tho matter very
seriously, and spluttered and fumed and
said, 'It's all rot. That hat was made In
Connecticut, and the London was put Into It
to catch the dudes.'
"Then I said, 'Well, I caught a dude from
Maine with it.' Ho wouldn't speak to me
for a month on that account, but one day I
went to him and said:
" 8ee here, Dingley, how much longer are
you going to sulk about Unit old hat busi
ness T"
"And ho laughed and put out his bond,
and we became good friends again. Reed
enjoyed this Joke on Dingley Immensely.
He knew it was a joke, and that his fol
low statesman had simply been tripped
uu."
The Snokless Joke.
Victor Murdoc of Wichita, now represen
tative In congress from Simpson's old dis
trict, has been credited by some as the
originator of tho report that hosiery never
covered Jerry's feet. Murdock wrote the
following purporting to be an extract from
one of Simpson's campaign speeches:
Ladles and Gentlemen: My opponent,
"Prince Hal," wears fine, soft, silk socks.
I have no money to buy silk hosiery. The
facts of the business are that I have no
socks at mil. save the natural buff that my
mother gave me.
And then to prove it Jerry, so the story
goes, elevated his "pants" and displayed his
bare "shanks."
Whether this ever really occurred or not
probably It never did it brought It's sub
ject Into public notice and he made the
most of It. When he went to Washington
after tho election he carried cards reading
like this: "
JERRY SIMPSON.
Medicine Lodge. Kansas.
Congressman-elect "Big Seventh."
N. B. "No Socks."
In the early days of his official life Jerry
was embarrassed by the receipt of more
than 800 pairs of hose. About one-third of
his stock was a present from a woollen
mill In Fort Scott, Kan. They were ac
companied by a card in which It was ex
pressed rather delicately that the manager
hoped from the bottom of his heart and
pocket that the recipient would ever be
found on the side of protection to the
woollen mill industryjn Its many branches.
There is reason to beleve that later Jerry
regretted the "sockless" story. Wherever
he went he was besieged by Impudent per
sons who questioned him regarding his
dress or lack of It. The story I told that
In Washington an Inquisitive woman sought
an Introduction to the Kansas statesman
and after the presentation asked:
"Mr. Simpson, is It really true that you
wear no hose?"
Jerry's reply, which was evasive, has
not been preserved. The woman, not yet
satisfied, then continued, falterlngly:
"It's an unusual request, I know, Mr.
Simpson, but would you mind showing
me whether you really wear them or
notT"
"Not In the least, madam," Simpson re
piled, graciously. Then he added: "And
you will reciprocate, of course?"
A somewhat similar Incident was enacted
a few years later In a hotel In Excelsior
Springs, whither the ex-representative had
gone to cure himself of an ailment induced,
he said, by "drinking alkali and gypsum
waters in his part of the country." The
news of his presence reached the parlor
and a . few women guests bustled out to
look at the last signature on the register.
"Oh," giggled one of them, addressing
the clerk, "I wonder if he wears socks?"
Simpson, who was standing near, over
heard the question. The women all
laughed at the well-worn witticism, but
they stopped suddenly when Jerry said
quietly to the clerk: "I wonder If they
wear stockings?"
Passing; of Populism.
It was on his last visit to Chanute that
Mr. Simpson talked to the populist party
In a reminiscent mood. "Talk about the
populUt party being dead," he said, and
smiled, "when we have converted Roose
velt and Taft! If Roosevelt had made
the speeches he is making now four years
go be could not have been elected con
stable In the moat Ignorant precinct on
Long Island. They are all coming our
way. They do not call themselves popu
lists, but a rose by any other name smells
as sweet. And I'll bet all the money In
New Mexico that if there had been a popu
list supreme court in Kansas, as there i
ought to be, the will of the people expressed !
In the stato refinery law would have j
stuck."
And during the same tulk, half humorous, I
half regretful, half argumentative, he said:
"The country is not going to remain always '
as It Is going now. It Is rapidly gttlng to ,
be a case of the very rich and the very ,
poor. The farmer going to town to stop at
a medium class hotel cannot nnd It any
longer. He has to go either to the marble
palaces or to the cheap lodging houses.
"We are all going to be capitalists or
peons, and as I have never experienced
the Joys of being the first, I expect I shall
land in the latter class."
"The old party which gave Kansas such
a reputation as she lias not enjoved since ;
tt riava nf .Tnhn Ttrvtu-n has mctn ti n1.i., "
he said later on: "Look at Mary Ellen
Lease and then wipe your eyes. Think
of her being robbed of $jt in a New Tork
hotel! That is all convincing evidence she
Is no longer a populist, because in the old
days no respectable populist would be
caught with that amount ot money any
where close to his residence. Harris Is
president of some cattlemen's association.
Little is prosperous and back to his old
associates. Hugh Fsrrelly snd myself are
the only two left. Even Farrelly is not
faithful, because when I went to New Mex
ico I left my principles In his keeping and
he has let Horn and the rest of the republi
can reformers run off with them. Now I
sm Indeed lonesome."
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ONCE WHEN USLIE M. SHAW WAS SOLD
nrrl llrnn Father (iot the Better
of the Fntnro Secretary of Treas
ury, Then at Peddler of
I'rnlt Trees.
Tim recent visit to Lincoln of Leslie M.
Shaw, secretary of the treasury, recalls an
Incident In the strenuous life of the secre
tary In which he and the father of Attor
ney General Brown were the principals and
which prolably has never been published.
It happened way back In the days when
Secretary Shaw was aTrult tree agent and
the senior Brown was getting settled on a
homestead up in northwest Iowa. While It
Is not of record that the secretary had any
other particular markings In those days ex
cept the "gift of gab," which was devel
oped In the fruit tree business, the senior
Brown was long on "hoss" trades.
The particular horse which hns to do with
this story had a few peculiarities and for
that reason the senior Hrown was willing
to part with him for a consideration, or
less, provided he could find a victim. This
horse had helped pull the Brown family
Into the great state of Iowa, from where
they started from, but he was sopeculiar
that at about every third Jump, In the road
he would turn around in the harness and
want to go a different way. TBcn he had a
way, like tho horse the deacon bought from
David Harum, of standing without hitching
for a powerful long time. Once when he
got turned around In Jhe harness and went
the wrong way he came very near landing
the Brown family In Missouri Instead of
Iowa, and It was this lncldnt that decided
the senior Brown to get rid of hiin.
Preparing? for the Sale.
8o one bright, beautiful afternoon after
the Brown fahiily had unloaded on a
homestead the senior Brown hitched Up
the horse and started to town.
He met Shaw.
Shaw was selling fruit trees and should
have known better.
Shaw wanted to buy that horse and when
Brown hsitated Shaw Insisted.
I wouldn't part with him for tha
world," said Brown. "He Is the best
family horse I ever saw. Can't even talk
to you about it. Gadup."
"Walt a minute," said Shaw. "I don't
want to trada fruit 'trees for him. I'm
willing to ray the cash."
"Can't part with him. See you tomor
row, maybe," and for a wonder the horse
marched along without a break.
The senior Brown returned home. He
called the future attorney general of Ne
braska.
'Norris, get up early In the morning and
get on that horse and ride him till he
sweats good."
It la also of record that when the horse
had been put through his paces and was
well wnrmed up he could almost be de
pended upon to keep apolng.
It was the next afternoon when the
senior Brown with a horse almost fagged
out met young Shaw.
'I've Just got to have that horse," said
the fruit tree man.
"Well, H you insist, he Is yours for
75."
"Here's your money," shouted Shaw, and
it Is alleged that Brown also threw In the
buggy. i
What Happened Afterward.
Anyhow he walked back home and his
conscience didn't hurt him a bit, for Shaw
was a fruit trees agent and he had in
sisted. For various reasons he did not
look for Shaw afterwards, and It was Just
thirty years later that they met Shaw
was governor of Iowa and the senior
Brown was a prosperous retired farmer.
The governor had delivered a speech at
Sioux City where the Browns were living.
"Do you remember me?" Brown inquired
of the governor.
"Your face looks familiar and I seem to
have known you, but Just where we met
I can't recall."
"Do you remember when you bought a
horse from me about thirty years ago"
"Brown You son of a gun, did you sell
me that beast?"
That was all there was to It except that
Shaw Is a friend now of the whole Brown
family.
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Co. YashlDgton, D. C Advice free.
M "93 N:ax
PERSONAL
Schmoller & Mueller
Piano Co.
1 OstablTshcd 18f!.
We Art Makers of Fine Pianos
and Our Prices anil Tortus
Are Lower Than Any
House in Omaha.
Inspection Invited.
BARGAIN'S IN USED UPRIGHT
PIANOS.
Small Upright, ebony case $86
Oak Upright, eastern make. ... $105
Singer, mahogany case $125
Marshall & Wendell,' mahogany
case $135
Mueller Pianos, fancy wood cases
and used but a short time, $145, $165,
$185.
Square Pianos, in good order, $15,
$30, $45.
Organs, all makes, $8, $16, $24, $36.
Terms to Suit Customers.
To Rent New high grade Pianos,
$3, $4, $5 per month. Six months
rent allowed If purchased.
Schmoller & Mueller
Piano Co.
Temporary Location, 1407 Harney St.
Telephone 1625.
! AC TORY tuners nd action regulators at
lowest rates for tellable serviefl. Tel. 162S.
Bchmoller & Mueller, piano makers.
IJ-863
TL'3, vapor and alcohol baths, 720 8. l.ith.
ti W'
TRY KELLY'S LAUNDRY.
'PHONE 3K0.
PARTIES STARTING MOl'SKK KKPINO
can get home furnish no U:no without
paying installment p.-livs. " Terms, 100
worm, a? a weeK.
OMAHA FL'RiSl 1'L'REJ AND CARPET CO.,
tie i wee n l.m ana iJin vu I ui uam street.
U-8S9 29
OMAHA Steam Paste Co. manufactures
pur flour paste. 2l'10 Cuming. tel.ioiL
Accordion
AND
Sunburst
PLEATING
COMPLETE GARMENTS A SPECIALTY.
TAILOR MADE BUTTONS.
RUCHING
GOLDMAN PLEATING CO.
200 DOUGLAS ELK., OPPOSITE HAYDEN
UHOH. TEL. 1834.
'PHONE 701 and a man will call and tune
your piano, 12. PerfleW Plauo Co.. 18U
Farnam. U-l
MAfiN P TIP treatment A baths. Mme.
HinUIICllL Smith, 118 N. 16, 2d fi .r. t,
U-StiO
LARSON & JOHNSON CTut rates to all
polnta. 1408 Farnam. Tel. 1935. Member
American Ticket Brokers' asjoolatlon.
U-4
Cap.Ave. Laundry . cuff.:
V-&0 Nil
THE Salvation Armv anllolts cast-off Cloth'
ing; in fact, anvthlnr vou do not need;
we collect, repair and sell, at 114 N. lltn
ou, ior cost of collecting to the wormy
poor. Call phone 413b and wagon will eall.
PIANO CLUB
PUnos delivered at once, $1.00 weekly. All
musia lessons free. JOIN NOW. rerneia
f mno Co., 1G11 Farnam Bt. U W6
ACCORDION snl SUNBURST
PLhAllNCi, RUCHINO, BUITONS
AlfD FIRST-CLASS
DRESSMAKING
Send tor price list and samples.
THE GOLDMAN PLfcATlNGCO
100 bUlttlB Ci-AJcK. T&L. 1934V.
U fcos
PRIVATE home during confinement; ba
bies bordtd and auuuled. Mrs. Gardell,
2Ut thanes Tel. UiU. U KM
PRIVATE home during confinement; babies
adopted. The Uood Samaritan banltarium,
life lrst Ave., council Bluffs, la. Tel. 771
OMAHA Stammerer institute. Ramus Blk.
41 heii
UK ROY, Chiropody, R. t ft J. Uut Farnam.
U-S6S
DR. JACKSON. Room 4, Frenzer Block.
Chronic uiseuses a specialty. Consulta
tion free. VJ to
PRIVATE hospital before and during con
finement; up to date and reliable. a 8.
13th St, Omaha, Neb. U -2l OotSOx
MORPHINE, opium, laudanum, cocaine
haul l myself cured; will lutorm yuu of
harmless, permanent homo Cure. Mary
Baldwin, box 1.12. Chicago. I'
ATTRACTIVE maiden, wealthy, alone and
unioriunaie, wisues acquaintance of hon
orable gentleman. Object matrimony.
Address Marie, box 1U7, Oak Park, 111.
U-ttf 2Sx
JiAHK x w eaitn und beauty: murriaea
uuei-iory ire;, ptij wnen mm ilea; entirely
new plan, send no money. Address 11.
A. Horton, Dept. LU7, Tekonslia, Mich.
U-47 tax
iolu LAUl-independent income, would
mail iiuiiumom gentleman. References.
Alice, 817 N. Broadway, Philadelphia
U-l 29x
ARAHDI A Popular new dance will be
nixnUVLn Introduced at M.,r-n,l.
next vveanesaay aaaumoiy, Creigblon hall
U SiS jbx
SEE the bathing girl change her dress
uuiometer, ixx; cnemicai wonder; sam
ple loc. G. Jay Chem. Co., 39 Chatham
iui , .vereu, juass. U-Sls 29x
SUPERFLUOUS HAIR, warts and moles
permanently removed by electricity; con
sultation free and confidential ; all work
guuranieea. Allss Allender, 4 N. Y. Life.
U-7S1 Z9x
E.
in
machine and warrant it. Tel. 61LS, or ad
ores lain ana Clark bis. C 188 Z9x
WE rent new sewing machines, tl.So per
iitiiiiiij irimi ivemoer on. iNenraska
.yci co., lei. it!., cor. ibtb and Harney.
U M171 4
WANTED Girl wants nice girl room
mate; hotel. E. 16, care Bee.
U M170 3vx
FOR EXCHANGE
IF YOU do not end what you want tn this
column, put an aa. la and you win soon
ei iu
NET li4.
Doublo house near new p. O. : new paving:
r-nis y.'M (ground rent costs llio net tM
per year). Will trade for acres near
Omaha, or for house and lot.
( HAS K. WILLIAMSON CO ,
Ground Floor, l.""! Farnam St.
z-ua 29
FOR EXCHANGE Highly Improved clear
lowa ia:ia lor nrm- i.is livery stork. Ad
dress farmer, care pick Advertising Co.,
c nicugo. tv &J3 xx
VACANT lot for good piano, D s, cars Bee.
WANTED WALE HELP
DAY AND NIGHT SCHOOL
"WILL 1 GET
A SITUATION?"
Tis the business college student's first question.
Our Employment Department has reecntly placed over 4(X
Uoyles graduates in fine salaried
ity and industry are quickly noted and rewarded. The names and
addresses of these students are given in our four folders, each en
titled "A Yard of Positions." 100 graduates to a yard. Let ns
know you want them and we'll gladly send all four of these proofs
of our prestige among business
Both the Smith Premier and
in Omaha are constantly asking
customers."
It is a provable fact that we
the positions that we have had to
It pays to attend the college
has found it pays to get stenographers, bookkeepers and teleg
raphers.
Every day is an enrollment day now.
BOYLES COLLEGE
H. B. BOYLES, President.
BOYLES BUILDING. OMAHA, NEBRASKA.
B
DRUG Mores bouahi and sold. Drug clerks
wanted. F. V. Kn est, 624 IN. X. i.
MEN and l-oys wanted to learn plumbing
iraaa; g;at demand lor graduates,
diy; m. ii. y .-ouiplete course two months,
graduates inimnted to union and Master
Plumbers' usboctatlun. Coyne liros. Uo.
Plumbing. Schools, New Yolk. Cincinnati
and t?L Luiu.. iDay and i.lgbt class.)
For free catalogue address loth Ave.
New Vork. B-810
A POSITION guaranteed or no pay. If
you aro in need or a position, can hhu
have a "heart-to-heart tulk with HART
THE EXPERT, 401 N. V. Life. B 811
WANTED City salesmen st om-e. C. F
Adams Co.. 1619 Howard St. B jtt
WANTED Watchmaker, good engraver
and salesman. Ed J. Niewohncr, uoium-bus-.
Neb. 11-M:S4
WANTED Reliable boys; gvid wages. A.
u. i. CO.. zu b. 13th. B-trns
WANTED Gordon press feeders, A. I.
Root, Inc. mo Howard St. B- 448
WANTED Small Job of sodding done at
umii ana r arnam ots. Apply At room m
N. Y. Life bldg. between
a ID and 12 o ci.-wk.
t-HIW
AGENTS City and country; big money;
fay weekly; need no experience. ine
lawks Nursery Co., Wauwato.ia, Wis.
fa-M57S 29
WANTED Teams to haul coal. Steady
work. Sheridan Coal Xard, 6th and jack
son. B 019
YOUNG MEN WANTED FOR THE NAVY
Permanent navy recruiting onice at
room S22 postofflec building, Omaha, en
lists American citizens of good health
and habits. Good opportunity for pro
motion; ages 17 to 26, or older If pos
sessing a trade; wages on Hist enlist
ment, tit to 16S per month. Retirement
with pay after St) years' service. Free
transportation to place of enlistment
after discharge. B M594 SOx
WANTED A good tinner; one who can
speak German preferred. Will be ex
pected to clerk In store part of time. Gus
Weasel & Co., Wlaner, Neb.
B M652 19
SALESMAN WANTED To sell the grocery
trade; new scheme; no sample; big com
mission. Werts Bros., Bloux City, la.
B MUU ill
WANTED At once; feed salesman who
has had experience on the road. Address
D-7 Bee. B MiiJS U
WANTED Carpenters, n cents an hour;
work all winter. Aauress jos. diwhib"
contractor, Yutan, Neb. B M6i4
WANTED Man as salesman for general
ofhce supply house, one Having nua ex
perience as typewriter salesman preferred.
Address E 1, care Bee. B M71 lx
WANTED First class upholsterer. lftlj
CUming. Mm
WANTED Chicken pickers, by Swift and
Company, ColumDUS, nu. tjoou p:iy aim
plenty or work ior ury "lgj,o6 03
WANTED Good solicitor, call between I
ana 1. vis do. 10m 01. ofln
WANTED Good gas fitters; good wages
and steady employment to rignt parties.
Address Leavenworth Light and Heating
company, Leavenworth, Kan.
, B M716 29
WANTED General agent for large Per
sonal Accident and rieaun company.
Splendid opportunity. Call Saturday be
tween 10 and 12. A. S. nunkcr,
Paxton hotel. B M718 SOx
WANTED One box maker, two large boys
and two or three active men ror nanaung
lumber. Omaha Box Co.. East Omahu,
Neb. B-730 2
MALE stenographer of over six months ex
perience: 13" per montn.
HART. THE EXPERT.
401 N. Y. Life.
B-M75G l
WANTED Men to learn barber trade.
Few weeks required, our giuduates earn
$12 to $:'0 weekly. Our scholarship pro
vides for Instructions, demonstrations,
examinations, diplomas, positions or loca
tions. Little expense, originators of this
method 1993. Twelve great colleges under
one management. CH or write, Moler
Barber College, 1116 Farnam St.
B-M760 2x
FIREMEN and braVemen on Nebraska and
other railroad, rcxperienre unnecessary.
Firemen 175. become enKlneers nnd earn
$180; brakenien $!", become conductors end
earn $14o. Nitme position preferred. Un
equalled opportunity for strong, ambitious
voung meu. Address C-20, care Oniulia
Bee. B-M7M 28x
WANTED Men, everywhere: good pay; to
distribute circulars, advertising matter,
tack signs, etc.: no canvassing. Address
National Distributing Bureau. 100 Oak
land Bank bulldiug. Chicago III
B MT52 !9x
LABORERS wanted at Gus Works. !Mth
tnd center bis. o ji
SOD WANTED Small lob at 28th and
Fartiam streets. A only Mondav n. 111
at 90S N. Y. Life Bldg". B-M7G2 30
ANT PERSON to distribute our samples
lis weekly, steady. Mgr. "Empire," 4
Wells SC. Chhgo, III. B-M7ti5 2rfx
QUANTED Pantsrnaker at once. J. Smen-
towskl & Sou, Grand Island, Neb.
B-771 2-Jx
SOMETHING new In health and accident
Insurance; you can write It: district man
agers wanted. Address Great Western
Accident Association. Des Moines. Iowa
B
SALESMAN to sell o'r "Kentucky Prlre
shlakv in- barrels and bottles to the
trade; good chance for live men. Licking
Valley to., covington. ivy. h-
The Surar Plantations in Louisiana need
20 Of quick and wllllim laborers to cut sn1
ather cane: good rav rood hoard nnd
llsht and easy work: enlemlid mild cllmale
and no snow and Ice. Coma south and
avoid the cold weather. No others but
lsborers need snoly to Reginald Dvkrs.
Secretary and Treasurer, i.9 Carondolt-t
St., New Orleans. B-
MAN to travel; reference required; salary
$'?t per week; expenses advanced J. 8
Zlegler & Co., 333 Iearborri St.. CMc-so.
B sll x
SINGLE MAN. tempemU habits, uood psv
Ing Job. wishes to marry some young Isdy
that has some money. Address. K 11. Be.
B M1J6 lx
WANTED MALE HELP
positions with firms where abil
men of this section.
Kemiugton Typewriter Agencies
for "Boyles graduates for our
have never been able to fill all
offer our students.
from which the business world
SALESMAN,' groceries, JTHX).
Assislunt casliiur ana bookkeeper, $780.
Stenographer and ollice clei k, 00.
Salesman for stock foods, l,soa.
Gent's iuriiisluug goods salesman, ii00.
City salesman, tuuy aud commission.
Olnoe luaiiaacr, H.oeO.
btjiiogruinei ,
cm vr wiita tor booklet If you are
capable, ot Iiiuii higu-Biudo positions.
e can ttiwaja Uee guud men.
bj i ti.txi. tt uo.MJ ASS N. (Inc.)
Dept. t, XM. . 1-41 e bid., Omaha.
ii o 29
I8 PER WEEK salary and expenses ln
trouticing aim seiuu our newiy piuniod
ujustaoie lensiuu Biieura. butwr users
lu at siglil. flue cuuiae in autosiuun
suip laufcui by mail, umaing expedience
uunecoMMiiy. ideal bucur Co., iki cnicago.
WANTED Traveling salesman, by large
munuiactuier ot jeweiry, combs, be us,
suver and piaied novelties, tor tne state
ot Neorasiui, on a commission basis;
lirst-ciutss line at close pnous; unusual
opportunity tor a live, enterprising man
to make a good connection; acquaintance
wan tue line mentioned prelerrod and
bond ruuuiied. Apply t & J. isuss, bTi
bu ttroauway, New lurk. B io ')x.
GASOL.INK light men, let me hoar from
ou; 1 Have soineuiirig good. R. 1
Doran, 91 Dearborn bt., Cluoago.
11 803 29x
YOCNG men, learn lettering and show
card designing; ll s a money maker; sam
ples free. Thompson benool, Poniiac,
Mich. B MM ax.
WANTED Immediately, two blight men
of good address and habits for road posi
tion; stapie Hue; l-M per week to start;
expenses advanced. U. L. Sexton, Siar
jiiug., cnicago. B aoi 2x
SALESMAN WANTED Well eaulDDed
salesman to call on physicians. A Very
exceptional opportunity Is ottered for Im
mediate work. Must be Intelligent, hon
est, well educated and persevering; state
age and experience. Look Box 80a, Phila
delphia. B Hj6 ix
WANTED Good men to sell phonellst, best
telephone attachment on market, sells for
1; send 26c for sample. Telephone Ap
pliance Co., Red Bunk, N. J.
B 837 39x
WANTED Young men who are earning
less thun $:'u per week to write to us to
day for full Information concerning our
great employment otter. It will cost you
nothing 10 learn how we guarantee to
quality ambitious persons for positions
paying not less than J0 a week. We are
preparing students every day to fill lucra
tive positions In the following subjects:
Illustrating, advertising, proofreading,'
journalism, stenography, bookkeeping.
snow i-aru writing, electrical engineering,
business
correspondence ana kinglislt
brunches.
We are offering a proposition
today which Is
tne most liberal ever
offered by any corresoondenca school
Upon receipt of a postal, giving us your
name and address, no will forward full
Information concerning our employment
offer. Hs-piige book, "Struggles with the
World," etc.: free of charge. If you are
desirous of increasing your salary to $2ti
a week, write us today. Address Corre
spondence Institute ot America. Box K.7,
Scranton, Pa. B 8J1 SSx
DETECTIVE Young men desiring to be
come detectives, write Manager Inter
national Detective Co., Milwaukee. Wis.
B 814 29x
EVERY one desirous Improving his po
sition, increasing ins pay, should read
our free K-puge book; our mail course
plan in electrical and steam engineering
shows the short roud to success. Elec
trical Engineer Institute, New York.
B 812 29x
WANTED Brick handlers and laborer at
brick yards, Avery, Neb., one mile south
of Albright street car Hue, on Union Pa
cillo road. B M102 81
GROCERY clerk wanted: state experience;
inside work. Address ti 9, care Bee.
B M122 29
WANTED A good harnessmaker at per
manent employment. Babson-Dlrkman
Imp. Co., Seward, Neb: B 129 29
WANTED Young man to travel and sell
goods; small f alary to start; road experi
ence not essential, but must have soma
knowledge of enameled ware and unques
tionable references. Address E. F. Fair
child, 970 Market St., Sun Francisco, C&L
H 131 29x
CHICKEN PICKERS wanted: no cully
chicks picked; steady wotk. Wahoo Pro
duce Co., Wahoo, Neb. B Ml 28 4
WANTED Solicitors to establish tailoring
agencies with local merchants throughout
the state and to take orders from thA
consumer In the Interest of agent. Will
furnish letters from special accounts sg
greguting annual business of half million
dollars. We cater to legitimate tailoring
trade. References and full reiiort of previ
ous employment requred. Arlington Bros.
A.- Curtis, Inc., Doerhoeffor Bldg., Louis
ville, Ky. B
RELIABLE man to distribute circulars for
good pay. Phoenix Advertising Bureau.
137 Oiultuble Bldg., Baltimore, Md.
B MS0 2x
I WlLIneed this week several voung men
with some experience in offloa work,
among which are the following:
Pill clerk, machine, $i(.
Stenngrnphor, some exterlence, $0.
Good lccger man, $16 per week.
Bookkeeper, one vear'e exnerlenoe.
HART, THE EXPERT.
4oi N. Y. Life.
B M 988 If)
YOUNG man about 18 years old to learn
typewriter repair business; salary to
start $5. Address E 8. Bee. B 79 x
MKNr-To distribute samples. $3 dally,
steady, no canvuHsing. "Oliver." fH-74
IiSallo St., Chicago. B 822 2tx
IK YOl' want work refer to R. A. Byrne's
advertisement agents wanted this paper.
B
$.'0 WEEKLY eaxllv earned, rpnsltlnn per
minenti. ilist rilnil ing circulars, samoles.
etc. For particulars. Conmerilal Adver
tising Association. PhiladelphlM. Pa.
B 834 !Px
YOl'NO man. prensre for next exsmlnsflon
railwnv mail. Call Monday p. to . Walt
ley, 441 Board of Trade. B M794 t
STRONG BOY 16 or 17 years, to lesrn den
tistry. Dr. Werts, M- Paxton B'k.
B 188 21 X
STRONG boy, 16 or 17 years, to learn den
tistry. Dc Werts, A- Paxton Blk.
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