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Subscribed in my presence and aworn to before me this 30th day of September. 190G. (Bcal) 4 M. B. Ht'NUATE, Notary Public. WHES OCT OF TOWX, Subscribers leaving the city tem porarily aheald hare Th Br mailed to them. It la better thaaj dally letter from home. Ad dreaa will be changed aa often aa requested The ripened crops are doing all the talking necessary for the republican ticket in Nebraska this year. Railroads holding exclusive contracts with the Armour Car Line company may pose aa victims rather than confed erates of monopoly. ' i When all things fall the Rockefeller KMKk la projected to the front to rally the iopocracy of Nebraska to Its for lorn hope candidates. Now that "graft" ling been uncov ered at Peking gome of our politicians will be willing to admit China to the sisterhood of nations. The statement that more priests are needed In the new republic of Panama Is conclusive proof that the Yankee adventurer has arrived. If Cunliffe Is not permitted to confer with lawyers immediately he will not hare enough of that stolen money to pay for the conference. It will be noted that Congressman Tawuejr crossed the Missouri river bo fore declarlug that neither Arizona nor N'ew Mexico were ready for statehood. Unfortunately the president is not apt to atop long enough in Florida to fu Into flame that spark of protection ist KSBtlment found there by Secretary Shaw, ' The pronunrianiento of Initto All to Morns friendly to the United States should make those worthies fight the harder, since death is to go with defeat. The thief obstacle confronting the political campaign managers la the emi nent danger of an abnormally light vote at the coining election, due to content ment aud indifference. Theodore Roosevelt's march through Ueorgla baa not been quite as arduous a task as the famous march through (Jeorgia of William Tecuiuseh Sherman Just forty years previously. Just now Louisiana Is undecided whether it desires a frost which may kill the mosquito and ruin the sugar cane or prefers to fight the stegomyla with drugs and harvest a big crop. It the argument over the relative ability of Irving and Uarrlck should reach a showing of financial returns from their work the first knighted British actor would be likely to win lu a walk. The homeopaths and the regulars are having their differences out over- In Council Bluffs. The homeopathic treat ment seems to have taken with the court, but the members of the regular school declare that the court's prescrip tion will uot take uu thcui. One does uot always have to go far r.way from home to bear the news. The very, latest sensation sprung in these parts is the announcement that the Omaha Hyphenated is one of the ten greatest newspapers puhllkhed lu Kurope uud Anierk-a. Superintendent Davidson disagrees with the asaertiou that public schools hamper the development of girls who attend them, and Inasmuch as most of he best womanhood of the country has gone through the public school Mr. JJavidsoa hat the beat of the argument. tuowixa their haxds too eahli In pursuance of the resolution adopted by the Interstate Commerce Law as aodatJnn at Its convention Iild at St. Louis last year, a' call has U'cn issued for a convention of delegates repre senting the various trades, industrial and producing Interests of the country, to be held at Chicago next Thursday. The object of the convention, as ex pressly denned In the call. Is "to im press upon congress the extent anil per sistent demauds of the American peo ple for the legislation outlined In Presi dent Hoosevelt's last annual message In the following language: The Interstate Commerce commission should be vested with the power, whore a given rale has been challenged and after full hearing found to be unreasonable, to decide, subject to Judicial review, what shall be a reasonable rate to take its place; and the ruling of the commission to take effect Immediately, and to obtain unless and until it Is reversed by the court of review. The promulgation of this call was promptly followed by a counter move ment on the part of the railroads, with a view of either capturing or breaking up the convention by main force. With this end In view their mercantile and merchantable allies were lined up and a couuter call was issued, signed by high officials of lumler and coal com bines, and two or three subservient trusties that bold executive positions with commercial bodies, urging them to appoint the number of delegates to which they would be entitled under the original call, with a view to a full and free expression of their views at the forthcoming Interstate Commerce Law convention. This counter call also plainly Inti mates that in case the stool pigeons of the railroads are denied the privilege of participation lu the proceedings of the interstate commerce regulation con vention, they nre to secede and con vene In another place, there to give expression to their views and have them properly presented to congress at its forthcoming session. The most amazing effrontery of the counter movement Is the iwremptory de mand for "an absolutely free and full discussion of the whole railroad issne." What would be thought of the attempted Intrusion of free traders In the pro ceedings of a republican convention and their demand for a free discussion In order to convince Its members that the protective policy Is wrong? What would be thought of the attempt of Protestant clergymen to break into a Romau Cath olic conclave to discuss articles of Chris tian faith, In order that both sides may be heard? What would 1m thought of an attempt of homeopaths, osteopaths and eclectic doctors to take part In the proceedings of a regular medical so ciety, or an attempt of trades unionists to take part In the deliberations of the employers' association? ' What right have those who are op posed to railroad regulation, as recom mended by President Roosevelt, to par ticlpate in a convention or conference expressly called for the purpose of en dorslng President Roosevelt's plan? What right have they to demand that a convention called for the purpose of strengthening the president's hands shall entertain any proposition that would thwart the object for which it was convened? The American people like fair play. They believe In a full and free discus sion of every' Issue affecting their wel fare, but they have no sympathy for the suppression 01 auy movement. uesigui-u to promote reforms by. mobs organized , un'"r the guise of delegates or spec tators. We feel sure that if the un Amerlcnn program of the antl-regula-tlou combine Is carried out It will react severely against the railroads In the high court of public oolnlon. PAIRXESS TOWARU THE CH1XISE- Whether or not congress will take any action for the modification of the Chi nese exclusion law cannot be foretold with certainty, but the attitude of the administration on the question has been shown iu the Instructions to the Im migration authorities and is very ex plicitly defined in the remarks of the president on tho subject at Atlanta. Mr. Roosevelt has conclusively shown that he Is aa strongly opposed as anybody to the admission of Chinese coolies, but be believes tliat those Chinamen who are not of the laboring class should not only be admitted to the country, but every encouragement given them to tome here. In regard to this he said: "Every Chinese traveler or student. business mau or professional man, should be given the same right of eutry to, and the same courteous treatment iu, this country as are accorded to the student or traveler, the busluess man or professional man, of any other na tion." lie declared that our law and treaties should be so framed aa to guar antee to all Chluameu. save of the ex cepted coolie class, the same right of eutry to this country and the same treat ment while here as la guaranteed to cltlxeus of auy other uatlon. This is au entirely sound aud rutiouul view of what the attitude of our gov ernment should be aud it is absolutely certain that if it shall uot be adopted there will be such resentment aud re taliation on the part of the Chinese us will do great injury to our commercial Interests lu Asia not only in China, but In all thuti portion of the world, for there Is very general, sympathy with the Chinese In this matter. There Is an ubateuieut of activity In the boycott against American goods, but It would be a mlxtak to assume that the feeliug of hostility thus manifested has died out. As a matter of fact the organiza tion which led to the movement, or was created by It, still exists aud may re new Its activity ut any time. As now understood it Is waiting to see what sort of treaty our government will be disposed to negotiate lu regard to ex- elusion. If this shall be satisfactory, the Im.vcott will Ik? abandoned, but other wise It may 1h renewed with Increased aggressiveness. It Is not altogether, however, as the president said, from con siderations of trade that our exclusion policy should Is? modified, bnt because it Is Just and right to do so. China Is a friendly nation and Is entitled to the same consideration as other nations with which we are on terms of friendship. And she is showing a determination to demand this and Insist unon It. t'Rt.E TRADE FOB PHILlPPtXES It appears that some of the congress men who went to the Philippines be came convinced that in order to build up the Industries and commerce of the islauds it will be necessary to admit their products free to the American market, as Is done with the products of Porto Rico. Representative Payne of New York, who was chalrnutu of the ways and means committee iu the last congress and probably will be continued in that position, is quoted aa saylug that he Is iii favor of free trade with the Philippines when the treaty with Spain expires, which will be four years hence. In the meantime Mr. Payne thinks the duties should lc reduced to 25 per cent of the Dingley rates, the revenue to go, as at present, to the treasury of the Islauds. Other representatives are said to be of the opinion that free trade can and should le granted at once. Secretary Taft has long urged n re duction of duties to 25 per cent of the rates of the present tariff law and it is not Improbable that this will be done, but no movement for free trude with the archipelago is likely to succeed in the coming congress. Not only is there an obstacle in the treaty with Spain, but there would be a very vigorous oppo sition on the part of American Indus tries with which Philippine products would come into competition. Promo- tlon of the industrial and commercial Interests of these insular possessions is certainly to be desired, but not at the expense of any home Industry. XATIOXAL RESPUXSIBIUTIES. , It Is an unquestionable fact that a very considerable number of the Amer ican people do not fully appreciate the greatness aud power -of their country. They realize in a general way that the T'uited States is a nation of vast re sources, that It occupies a prominent place among the Industrial aud com mercial countries of the earth, and that it exerts an important influence in world affairs. They know that this republic has become a potent force in interna tlonal affairs and that its influence is steadily growing. But In regard to the duties and responsibilities which this position Imposes they have little If auy conception. They do not thoroughly understand what is meant by world power as applied to this country. Iu his Richmond speech President Roosevelt referred to this and pointed out that as a great people we must play a great part In the world whether we Choose to do so or not. The old school conservatism, which believed in isola tlon, and which still ban adherents, will doubtless deprecate this view, yet there can be no doubt that it will commend Itself to the approval of the very great majority of our people. The part tills country has been playing within recent years in world affairs is most merito rious, most honorable, and most bene flclal to mankind. It has mnde for im- provernolll ln iuteniatloual relations, for ,.,, lm,iPI.Htaudinir between govern ments and for the advancement of the cause of amity and good will throughout the world. Every action of our govern ment during the past seven or eight years has had reference to the establish inent of better conditions for the preser vatlou of pence and the policy thus pur sued has had the most beneficent re sults, contributing very greatly to the honor and glory of the country. This necessarily imposes obligations and responsibilities which must be met. We cannot, without sacrificing our place in the respect of the world, recede from the position we have taken. As was said by Mr. Roosevelt, we have to pluy our part, and all we can decide is whether we shall play it well or 111, "Our mission ln the world should be one of peace, but not the peace o craven, the peace granted contemp tuously to those who purchase it by sur rendering the right. Our voice must be effective for peace because It Is raised for righteousness first and for peace only as the handmaiden of righteous ness. We must be scrupulous in re specting the rights of the weak, and no less careful to make it evident that wi do uot act through fear of the strong, We must be scrupulous in doing Justice to others and scrupulous ln exacting Justice for ourselves." In this is out lined a policy which all Americans can unqualifiedly approve. An Important part of the speech from which the above quotation is taken re lated to the position of the United States toward countries in this hemisphere The president said that "In undertaking to build the Panama canal we have necessarily undertaken to police the seas at either end of it, and this means that we have a peculiar Interest ln the preservation of order In the coasts and islands of the Caribbean." There can be uo mistake as to the meaning of this. It implies a responsibility which our government has never before as suiued, but which has now become es sential to our security. We must In sist upon peace aud order wltblu all that regiou where we have enlarged interests and we shall be justified in using all just and proper meaua to se cure and malntalu peace lu that regiou, at the same time doing what we may to Improve the coudltlon of the people of the neighboring Islands. . President Roosevelt baa clearly defined the Amer ican position, ao far as our Interna- tlonal responsibilities and obligations I are concerned, and thev will have very I general lsipular endorsement. THE RUE AXP 11 h (ill AY In his last campflre address delivered before the United Confederate Veterans, General John R. Gordon, their late com- mander-ln-chlef, made this declaration: We shall never know who was right until we Join the majority on the other hore." This sentiment was acclaimed by the veterans who fought uuder the stars and bars, but It found no sympa thetic resKnse in the breast of any man who fought under the Stars and Stripes. The blue and the gray rest Iu tran quillity under the sod on the battle fields and ln the national' cemeteries. In re cent yenrs the blue and the gray have not oniy fraternized socially and com mercially, but they have fought side by side under the old flag In Cuba. Torto Rico and In the Philippines. But while the uieu who inqiertled their lives in the sanguinary conflict for the preser vation of the union have geuerously for given they cannot forget, nor will they turn agnostic In the great cause for which they battled. In that terrible conflict there was a right aud a wrong, and the line of de marcation between right and wrong was as broad as the gulf. On the one side were arrayed the men who fought fr freedom and union and on the other the men who fought to perpetuate slav ery by disunion. The memorable declaration of Gen eral Gordon is recalled by the utter ances of President Roosevelt on his southern tour, ln which, unconsciously doubtless, he places the men who wore the blue and the men who wore the gray upon the same level of loyalty and patriotism by giving expression to a feeling of equal pride ln the valor of 'those who fought on the one side or the other, provided, that each did with all his might and soul and mind his duty as It was given him to see his duty." No loyal American will detract from the reputation for valor and self-sacri ficing heroism of the men who battled for the confederacy on land and sea, but the men who suffered and died that the nation might live are certainly en titled to and will always occupy a higher plane on the broad field of civ ilization and humanity than the men who sought to dismember the union and destroy the nation. However gratifying the reconciliation of the sections has b'eeu, it would be au awful commentary upon the stand ard of patriotism of the American re public to class Abraham Lincoln with Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee with Ulysses S. Grant, Raphael Semmes with David G. Farragut. What incen tive would it be to future geuerations of Americans to lie loyal to their coun try and their flag, if those who sought to destroy the one and dishonor the other were to go down in history aa absolutely equal in patriotism and de votion to their mother land. The late popocratic candidate for governor, George W. Berge, has made his debut in the literary areua through a small book entitled "The Free Toss Bribery System." The book Is embel lished with a portrait of the author and those of a number of railroad managers, railroad attorneys aud railroad lobby pass distributers. There Is little to be said about Mr. Berge'a first born as a literary production, but from the polit ical point of view it is entitled to more than passing notice. First and foremost. It contains more truth than poetry, and while its tendency is to magnify the vices of republicans and the virtues of populists and' democrats, its arraign ment of pass bribery and corporate domlnatiou Is not too severe. In point ing out the demoralizing effect of free railroad passes upon all departments of state government aud especially upon the law-making branch, Mr. Berge has simply reiterated the admonitions and remonstrances of The Bee for the past thirty years. Ills excoriation of the cor poration lobby canuot be too highly com ineuded, but even iu this respect Mr. Berge has simply re-echoed the scorch ing editorials on this subject that have appeared in this paper during the suc ceeding sesslous of Nebraska legisla tures. Tue Nashville Chamber of Commerce baa resolved unanimously that the gifts presented to Alice Roosevelt by Asiatic potentates be admitted free of duty, but the Nashville Chamber of Commerce baa nothing to say on that subject The customs laws of the United States makes no distinction between persons. Some thlrt years ago the daughter of General Sherman accepted a precious necklace from the khedlve of Kgypt, but as she was not rich enough to pay the customs duty, the necklace waa kept iu the vaults of the United States treasury for many years before It was released ou payment of ilrty. The express messeuger who stole flOO.000 in currency that was being conveyed by hlui from IMttsburg over the Pennsylvania railroad has been captured aud the bulk of the treasure recovered, but his explanation of the theft is suggestive. With only $U5 a month lu wages, while carrying hun dreds of thousands of dollars of valua bles, "the temptation to better my con dltlou was altogether tm ereat." It was prearruuged una foreordained that Highwayman Hhercllffe, with va rious aliases, was not to be requisi tioned out of Iowa for high crimes in other state. Ills receut disappearance from Dea Moines was only temiorary, and his reappearance iu Pes Moines Immediately after fJovernor Cummins bad declined to allow him to tie trans ported for trial to Oklahoma Is no stir- prise to his admiring friends In Ne- traaku and Iowa. The coustructlou of the Chicago drainitge,canal has Involved an expen diture of nearly fl7.ntm.im If the con struction of the Panama canal Is con ducted with the same economy It will cost at least ten times Jhat much. If there Is extravagance and wastefulness It may cost a round billion before It Is completed, but we are In for It all the same. Now that Colonel Lee Spratlen and Bob' Clancy have been half-toned and cremated by the embattled staudard bearer of Nebraska democracy, George W. Berge, their memory will doubtless be perpetuated in liook form in the archives of the Nebraska Historical so ciety. If the railroads continue to tell how dlflicult It. will be for government em ployes to fix freight rates the men now performing that service may suddenly discover that, they are not being paid all they are worth. The Irregularities and peculiarities In life Insurance companies are not confined entirely to the plutocratic American metropolis. Minneapolis also lias some little Alexanders aud thrifty McCurdys. The Omaha bank clearings for the past week have climbed up to the verge of the ten million dollar mark, which affords a most tangible index of Oninha's commercial and industrial growth. - 4 ontldrnee Well Placed. Cleveland Leader. Pat Crowe says that "whatever happens Ood will take care of mo." It la to be hoped that the deity will be ably seconded in this matter by the police. Xothlna; Xfwl Chicago News. There Is nothing new in the doctors' dis covery that highballs have an anaesthetic effect. In police circles their power to put men to sleep has been recognised for years, Gold Ontolanaed. St. Lonls Globe-Democrat. In three years 2.5O0.OOO Immigrants have been added to the population of the United States. The importations or gold are a small item compared with this tidal wave of able-bodied humanity. It'a Ip to Yon, Reorge! Pittsburg Dispatch. Since Admiral Dewey has announced his views on the age at which officers of given rank in the navy should retire it would be interesting to know what he thinks the right age for the retirement of the ad mlral. How Small It Looks. Pittsburg Dispatch. Seventy-five million of a debt charge In the Japanese budget is spoken of si an Ira mense burden. Tet the people of the United States might recall that there was once a nation that began life after a great war with an Interest charge of just about twice that sum. Prosperity Working Overtime. ' Boston Transcript. In spite of the picture postal fad. which Is said to be demoralising to the corre spondence habit, the postal receipts for fifty of the largest cities last month wore 10 per cent greater than a year ago. Our prosperity barometers all seem to be work ing overtime. l'F.HSOAl, ami oTimnwisi:, The man with the cigarette cough was obliged to cough up. The Impression seems to be growing that policy holders "pay the freight." "You can't work too hard or too much," ays Mr. Kdlson. Thnmaa has not been on a pay roll for several moons. Boston people paid a rare tribute to the late Mayor Collins, by completing a memorial fund of fJo.OOO in sixteen days. Blue Beard Witzhoff, tho Now York arch-blgamlHt, has scored a record of thirty-two wives, all living. They ought to get together and hold an experience meeting. New York surgeons have agreed on a scale of fS for amputating a finger and $150 for severing a leg. Between these figure a is sufficient room to amputate the victim's purse. One Inference drawn from President Mc- Curdy's testimony is that the alze of the salary ia not a true measure of the re cipient's knowledge. The faculty of look ing wise Is often a paying asset. Just as Peoria was recovering from the hock of educational graft, a fat man and a lean man began giving nightly ex hibition of holdup graft. Aa a con sequence l'eoilans are obliged to stay ln after dark or go loaded. Just 'to ahow that there is one con acientious respector of law in the state, a Pennsylvanlan camped at the base of a tree Into which he had driven a bear from Saturday night until Monday morning and then got busy. Btinduy waa observed by prayerfully watching the bear. ' BKCIXAR SHOTS AT THE Pt I.PIT. Brooklyn Eagle: The average Methodist clergyman now draws a salary of $032, rep. resenting $3.78 from each member of the church. H seems to be time for minister to get into politics, or for wealthy poli ticians to spend more for their souls. Springfield Republican: The fact that o many Congregational clergymen of light and leading, some of them belonging to the old school, repudiate the exclusion of Uni tarian delegate from the coming inter church conference at New York, murk progress. It waa almost worth while to have had the bigotry put in evidence in order that this disapproval might be recorded. New York Tribune: Dr. L. O. Howard entomologist of the Department of Agri culture, la reported aa saying, 'before the international sanitary convention, In Wash tngton: "The holy water In churches la, ln many instance, a breeding place of theae moaqultoes and a grave cause of danger and death." And still scientists wonder at the little credence sometime given to their grave utterance! Bprlngfleld Republican: Queer thing are ometimea said in'pulplts. and Rev. Klchard A. Morley, In a Chicago MethodUt church, ia charged with not a few In a recent sermon. HI subject waa the duties of a wife an Ideal wife. The dear woman must "always look her best," never scold, make it her conutant duty to pleaae her husband, "never coerce him," real.se every moment that she "was created to be hubject to him." And "it la unpardonable for a wife to tell a lie to her husbund." He should now preach on the corresponding dalie of a husband. A hu has left it, the caae 1 extremely hard on the wife. But perhaps Mr. Morley think that the trouble of the world cum from Eve eating that apple. Western Policies for Western People Guaranteed by Western Securities ' Is a principle, not a phrase. More than FIFTY MIL LIONS of-dollars in life insurance premiums are being sent to the east EVERY YEAR by the people of the west. This drain on the financial resources of the west has affected its agricultural, commercial and induetrial life. Unreasonable, because unnecessary, since "western life insurance companies are giving GREATER SECUR ITY and BETTER RESULTS, as we now know. Think of it! The company that offers absolute secur ity beyond any other in America, because its funds are invested, not in stocks or railroad bonds, but in western farm mortgages and in municipal, county and school bonds of the west, is the Bankers Reserve Life Company of Omaha! The company that pays more than DOUBLE the DIVIDENDS of any other company, percentage based on mean reserves of all policies, is the Bankers Reserve Life of Omaha! The company that, in ratio of assets to liabilities, ac cording to the sworn, published statements of all life companies, is the STRONGEST IN AMERICA, is the Bankers Reserve Life Company of Omaha. The ONLY company that publishes a QUARTERLY Statement of its affairs, making full and com plete recital of all its transact! ns is the Bankers Re serve Life Company of Omaha. Investing all its funds in the west, giving widest pub licity to its management; relying upon deeds, not words; upon character, not bigness; confident of the verdict, the company that can justly invite the confidence of all west ern people is the . Bankers Reserve Life Company of Omaha. BASCOM H. KOBISON, President. SKHM059 BOILED DOWN. Small sorrows are most voluble. Fidelity is the best evidence of faith. No big success can come to a little soul. Saving money is not being saved by money. Sorrow ia often one way of spelling strength. L The Belf-centered church revolves around the collection. Sins of the Imagination ure by no means imaginary sins. Tho best prayer against pain is abstinence from sour apples. Pleasure without moderation Is always mixed with misery. The finest sermon is the one that makes the fur fly on the other fellow. Money has power to crush happiness only when It root get ln the heart. The cream of society is easily separated from the milk of human kindness. It takes more than wind ln the chest to make the wings grow on tho back. Petty annoyances make good plumb lines to determine the depth of your religion. As a balm philosophy oeeitis to bo suited to wounds that have healed themselves. You do not need to prove that you are a square man by sticking your corners into everybody. ' Some men try to raise a $10 collection on a 10-cent sermon and then proceed to preach on the sins of playing poker. Chicago Tribune DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. Cashier (coughing) Pardon me. I didn't catch your last name. Ethel (blushing) I haven't caught it yet. myself. Cleveland Leader. Consoling Friend There! there! Don't grieve ao; tear cannot bring her back. Widower I know It! That is why I weep! Smart 8et. They met at a party on Tuesday, went to the theater on Wednesday and the follow ing Sunday he proposed. "I love yon' he declared. "Will you marry me?" "I will." ahe replied. "But didn't It take you a long time to aiake up your mind?" Philadelphia Press. Mrs. Syllle My husband takes a deep in terest in art. Mrs. Oldar You sunirlae me. Mrs. Syllle Well, It waB a surprise to me. But I heard him telling Jack Kownder iHst night that it was a good thing to study your ilium Detore you aruw. cieveiana Leader. "Your friend Little tells me he's got his wife pretty thoroughly trained now. "Ye, he's got her trained so that lie can ' V1' "f""afr- JP--"- ' - , ""- ,. j. , . Huteson Optical Co. 213 South I6(K EstabiUbed 1896 make her do pretty nearly anything sh wants to do." Topeka Journal. He I'm going to kiss you. BiteYou dare! I'll acream for help. He Good Mea. Maybe your pretty Bister will come to help you. Philadelphia usdger. Mr. Timid I er suppose your daughter has old you the er object of my er visit to you r tbla evening? Her Father Yes, young man, and she told It better than you seem able to. Indi anapolis News. "Yes, mother. I told him I waa the beat speller In our clan at school." "And did he give you tho job?" "No, mother, he gave me some words to spell and I couldn't spell them. And then he Bald I'd better go to school for another spell." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mr. Iobbey Senator, we feci that llile bill should pans. We hope you will lend it your support. Senator Crook Lend It! How much in terest do ynu expect to pay on a loan of that sort? Philadelphia Ledger. Jack Yes. I had a little balance In the bank, but I became engaged two month ago and now Torn Ah! love makes the world go round. Jack Yes, but I didn't think It would go round so fast as to cause me to lose my bnlance. Brooklyn Life. THE CELESTIAL POPI'LATIOM. New York Hun. Before the gates of pearl and gold A Pilgrim, bent end old, Arrived at last, and entrance claimed His kindly deeds and virtues named. The good Saint Peter heard and smiled; He opened wide the gates, and piled The Pilgrim down with crowns and thing? And rushed an order up for wings. The Pilgrim aw with Joyful eye The throngs of angels floating by; He heard the music, breathed the air. Felt light and motion everywhere. But as he looked and donned bis cloth Of shining white, he noted those Who sang were men. all passing fair There were no lady angels there. He paused, his crown and wlnga let go; He nought Paint Peter high and low And aa he wulked the city through. He met no ladies old or new. i pllgt that Kxhaueted quite Pilgrim's atrengtb- To reach thiousb toil the city fair And lind no lady angela there! Ho dragged him to the shining gate ne woum not Btay, lie dare not wait; ! His right to Heaven let him forswear Were there no lady angels there! They passed him forth to outer gloom He gladly sought that lower room Where Stents of brimstone tint the air, To look for lady angels there! Glasses If woru when first needed will gave a heap of trouble. You may put It off and put it off if tbe eye needs glasses the sooner you know it the better for both your ye and your pocketbook. That which helps you to accomplish more is an investment not aa ex pense. It will require an Investment here of $1 up, depending on your Indi vidual requirement, selection of frames aud mountings, to fit you with glaaaes. The Hist cost Is the least coat there's nothing gained In delay. Think this over carefully. See us right away. Street, P.xton Block. 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