Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, October 09, 1905, Page 4, Image 4
Tim Omaha Daily Bee K R"SEVATER. EDITOR. rrm.iPFiKb evry morning. w TERMS OF Rf RSCRIPTION. til!.. I''" ,Rl'h"t tinday). one year. . .11 "0 I ally H anr Sundkr, one year "0 Ilhietrat-d lino, year.... Saturday onfc yPBr 1.B0 PEI.IVERED BT CARRIER. Pally fwithfnit ojunriiiv). wr week. .12-? .17a I'ally Hp, (inclndlng Sunday), per w. Evening HfC (Mthout Sunday). p wefk. a Kveftlnr Kr witt. u.,nH u i m week Ion Bunrfciy Hoo, ir copy 5c Address riiplalnte of irregularities In de livery to dry Circulation Department OFFICE8. Omaha-The Bee Building. South frfinha City Hall Rullding. ounrii JiiufTn 10 1'earl Htreei. 'hicnuf-UAO I'nltjr Building. Now Ark 16rt) Home Life Ins. Building. Washjigton Ml Fourteenth Street. Jf CORRESPONDENCE, 'inlcatlons relating to news and ed tnrln. inatter iihould be addressed: Omaha Ba Auditorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit hy draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. ly 2-crnt Stamps received In payment of nail accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss: C. C. Rosewater, aecretary of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of September, 16, was as follows: 1 80,400 14 31.T0O ai.ft.H) 17 2A.010 I vn.nno ! u bo.too , 4 SO.JlftO 19 .to, too ' ...... BO.TTO 20 83,410 6 80,HJM 21 80,820 7 80T30 22 80,000 81,000 23 81,020 9 SlJMtO 24 8O.OB0 10 '. 20,000 26 81,180 II 80.MOO 26 81,08O 12 80.TS0 27 30.1MIO 11 BO.TIO 28. 80.7TO 14 80.MVO 29 80,70 , IS 81,030 tO 31,850 Total Wlftt.BitO Less unsold copies 10, 19 J Net total sales 1 6,881 Dally average 80,84 C, C. ROSE WATER, Seo'y. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 10 day of September, 1905. (Seal) M. B. HUNQATE. Notary Public. WHE.f OCT Or TOWJI. Subscribers leaving the city tem porarily saoold ksts The Be mailed them. It la better than daily letter from borne. Ad dress will be chaaged as ofteu as requested. Lincoln might more the atate fair back to Omaha so It can enjoy some of our superb carnival weather. With the Orungemen lu revolt in Ire land, the "error of rarnell" may be cor rected by the mistakes of bin enemies. That Omaha Chlnamau who Is lost may find the sensation more pleasant thau that of losing his official descrip tion, at least when government inspect ors are about. "It was Greene's pride that took him away" says the attorney for the repatri ated fugitives, but it was undoubtedly his ability to pay lawyers' fees which kept him away so long. The new normal schoul at Kearney Is aid to be 'prospering' beyond expecta tion In point of attendance of students. The old normal school at Peru la also continuing to hold Its own. Upon InvitutioB of Tom Lawson, Gov ernor Folk is called upon to decide whether the condition of "the lid" at St Louis will permit him to carry his re form ideas into the life insurance field. It may be difficult to explain the hold which the street fulr has upon popular support, but the receipts of the box office and the figures of the turnstiles prove its popularity beyond contraven tion. The plea that all railroads and all large shippers have violated the Inter state commerce law Invitee greater ac tivity rather than suspension of work of prosecution on the part of the gov ernment This Is the time for a hurry-up call on paving and street improving work. If there is another lty in the country which suffers as much as Omaha from stoppages of contractors' operations on the streets it is yet to be disclosed. Having so long had intimate connec tions and Intelligent sympathy with official embezzlers and private black mailers, It Is not surprising that the "senior yellow" parades its association with these people as a matter of pride. Are the populist going to have a county ticket in Douglas county this year? Time was when the populist party cast more than 8,000 votes here, dui uie last registration snowed up scarcely 800 who boasted of populUt Bfllllatlona. An Iowa banker on trial for illegal bunking says be signed reports drawn up by clerks without knowing what they contained. But he may find diffl culty in proving that the clerks placed $70,000 of the bank's funds In his pocket without his knowledge. The retell dealers aud tho cai-'Muse men are having another fray and each calling on the postmaster general to see that the other does not get the best of It It U plain that the old principle that competition is the life of trade still malntulns in full force. Senator Bmoot bus had tUo first chance to vote ou Uie subject of polygamy and refused to sustain, apostles accused of the practice. This, however, will not have the effect of placating those poplp who desire to secure the trade now cou- trolled ly the Z. C. I. I. Just so that uo one wai forget the retnluder Is ventured that the opposing candidates at the head of the eta 4 ticket to U voted for at the coming election are Judge C. B. Letton on the republican side and Judge W. Q, Hast luge on the popocratlc side. Tf STATE CAMPAIGN While the success of the republican slate ticket by large majorities Is ' as sured and even admitted by the man agers of the popocratlc combination, it behooves republicans to see to It that the full party vote is polled. To accom plish this requires energetic work to perfect the organization on the part of nil Uie various committees, constituting the party machinery. The republican state committee lias wisely decided that this is not a year for oratory or brass band campaigning and that the principle object to be kept in view Is the extension of the organi zation down to the bedrock of the rank and file. This work when accomplished will be of permanent benefit to the party and will serve not only In the pres ent campaign, but in the campaigns that are to follow. The high character of the candidates upon the present state ticket, together with their unimpeachable records and timely platform declarations, make the ticket Invincible, but preparatory wofk to the campaign of 1000 will not come amiss. By strengthening the party all along the line this year, it will be better equipped to fight the political battles of the future. MASSACHUSETTS REPUBLICANS. The factional contest among the re publicans of Massachusetts ii regard to the tariff resulted in a sort of compro mise in the state convention, the out come being rather in favor of the ele ment which is opposed to reciprocity. While the platform does not specifically declare for reciprocity, which has been a Uone of contention In the party for several years and resulted in the elec tion last year of a democratic governor who was fully committed to the policy of reciprocity, the republicans say they are in favor of changes in tariff rates "when conditions have so changed that the public interest demands the altera tion of schedules." Thry adhere as firmly as ever to the principle of protec tion, but urge "the- wisdom of a consid eration of the tariff for the purpose of revision and readjustment." As Massachusetts has for some time been the hotbed of agitation for reci procity and the republicans of that state have been divided onthe question, the advocates ,of reciprocity generally will not bo able to find any satisfaction in the tariff attitude of the Bay state re publicans. While they do not antago nize the reciprocity policy, having ex perienced last year the mistake of doing this, they are still not in favor of per mitting that policy to Interfere with the principle of American industries and la bor. They appear to be fnvorable to re ciprocity only so far as it does not in fringe upon or militate against protec tion. In this they are unquestionably in accord with republican sentiment generally. Reciprocity tha,t would be de structive of protection is not favored by a majority of our people who know any thing about the subject There is a more or less pronounced reciprocity sen timent among republicans, as there has been for many years, but it never has and does not now contemplate the sac rlflce of protection. In this respect the republicans of Massachusetts are In ac cord with the republicans throughout the nation. IS THE INTEREST OF THE TAXPAYERS The decision Just handed down by the supreme court upholding County Treasurer Fink's refusal to entertoin bids in scavenger tax sales less than the amount due on the tax certificate is of special Interest to the taxpayers. When tho scavenger sale began, the tax title brokers insisted that the treasurer was compelled to" accept any bid they might make, which was not raised by other bidders, no matter what the amount of taxes due and irrespective of the right of the city and county to pro tect themselves by bidding in the prop erty for the county or city, as the case might be. Seeing at once bow great a loss such a procedure would entail upon people who paid their taxes, County Treasurer Fink insisted that no such sales were contemplated by the law. A test case was at once made up with an applica tion for a mandamus against the treas urer to require the issuing of a tax cer tificate on these nominal bids and the case went up to the supreme court, with I vet0 the initiative and table the refer the result that the decision fully affirms ndum as a measure of solf preserva- the construction placed on the law by the county treasurer and bU legal ad visers. Had this decision gone the other way, or had County Treasurer Fink been dis posed to play in with the tax shirkers, it would have meant the loss of thou sands upon, thousands of dollars, if not hundreds of -thousands of dollars, to the city and county treasuries, which would eventually have to be made up by Increased taxation from year to year, and a large part of the benefits accru ing from the scavenger low would have been nullified chiefly for the advantage of tax title brokers. The succession of recent automobile accidents in Omaha calls for another effort on the part of the police "to en force the speed ordinance on reckless auto drivers. Unless the automobile enthusiasts display a better disposition to observe the rights of other vehicles and pedestrians, the demand for more stringent regulations Mill soon make itself beard and with a- proviso that each person taklug out a license be compelled to give bond to cover dam ages aud penalties. The Hon. I'. Crt we, through his fa vorlte newspaper mouthpieces, is try ing very hard to create sympathy for himself by poising as an injured victim of conditions, driven to outlawry by the crimes of other. In anticipation of a Jury trial he is cleverly eudeavorlug to convince the public that his Intentions have always Iwen good and that he has been more sluued against thau sinning. THE OMAIIA DAILY BEEt MONDAY, OCTOBER 0, 1905. It is well known, however, that this desperado has a criminal record that leaves no room for sympathy for him. His tales about his devotion to family and his desire to reform are so at variance with the facts that they are entitled to no credence whatever. It Is only natural, however, for certain yel low newspapers to lend themselves to the wily schemes of the king kidnaper to regain his liberty. DIPLOMATIC SERVILE REFORM. Secretary Boot has entered upon hi duties as the head of the Department of State. It Is the foremost position In the executive branch of the government, for the reason that it has to deal with the international relations of the United States. All our diplomatic intercourse is conducted through that department and upon that department depends the character and quality of such Inter course. A proper recognition of this has never been more Imperative than at present when the position of tho United States as a world power is so generally recognized and admitted. Improvement in the diplomatic and consular services of the United States Is one of the tasks to which the present na tional administration Is committed. President Roosevelt is unqualifiedly in favor of such a change in policy as will conduce to the betterment of our whole diplomatic service. He expressed him self in favor of this in his last annual message and he has since shown that he thinks it desirable. He sent the as sistant secretary of state, Mr. Loomis, abroad, for the purpose of investigating diplomatic and consular conditions and reporting as to what If anything, could be done to improve them. Mr, Loomis has not yet reported, or bis report if made hns not been given to the public, but It is understood that he will recom mend changes of a more or less radical character. It Is said that he did not find conditions, so far as his investiga tion extended, nearly so bad as had been represented, yet In the main such as call for reform. The United States should have and must have diplomatic and consular serv ices of the very highest standard in all respects. This, country cannot afford to be in this regard inferior to any other nation. Our commercial interests abroad will be promoted or retarded ac cording as those who represent them are qualified to take care of them. The in dustrial and commercial nations of Eur ope are represented in the markets of the world by intelligent, energetic and aggressive men, thoroughly familiar with the conditions they represent They are given every possible opportunity to pro mote the commercial interests of their countries and are properly rewarded for the services they render. Not only are they well paid, but they are assured of promotion for faithful and successful service. The United States must emulate the example of these foreign countries. We must make our diplomatic and consular representatives understand that not only Is the best possible service required of them, but that the government is willing to reword them adequately for such service and to give them merited pro motion In reword for good service. This is evidently the policy of the administra tion and there is every reason to expect that it will be carried into effect by Secretary Root who is understood to be thoroughly in sympathy with the Idea of- reform in the diplomatic and con sular services. The death of former lieutenant Gov ernor H. H. Shedd signalizes the re moval of another eminent Nebraskan who was for many years conspicuous in public life. Mr. Shedd served the state In the constitutional convention of 1875 and In two sessions of the legislature, In one os speaker of the house, culmlnat ing his political career with two terms as lieutenant governor. Ills life was an example of conscientious devotion to duty, which must have been a greater ntlsfnctlon to him than would have been the accumulation of colossal wealth. The Central Labor Union suggests an appeal to the Initiative and referen dum law to procure the submission of the proposition for a proposed Inde nendent telephone system. The city council may be safely relied upon to tlon. What would be tne use or ueing a member of the council, if there were a short cut by initiative and referen dum? The Judicial affirmation by the su preme court of Nebraska that the Mis souri river Is a navigable stream win be welcomed by the collector of the port at Omaha. A government official of such great importance ought to have a revenue cutter placed at bl disposal to patrol the waters against pirates and smugglers. If the federal government succeeds In breaking up the merger of bridge In terests at St Louis the Mississippi river may again become navigable at that point east and west as well as north and south. ' Get Oft the Rartfc. Portland Oregonlan. The president Is going to New Orleans anyway. The yellow fever might as well make up Its mind to retire from buslr.ssa. FMTorltee of Opporteelty. Chicago News. Opportunities In this country are espec ially abundant for the young man who happens to have been born the son of an insuranoe magnate. Strata te the Ha.lt. Washington Post It Is difficult to believe that the railroads are losing money on packing house pro ducts In view of their fatal facility In rais ing rates when they need the money. PiaTereaee la Met hoe's Oaly, Cleveland Leader. Which kind of outlawry Is the greater menace to the nation, the holding up m.n exnra trai by basdita a dlshonest manipulation of other people's money by eminent financiers? Large Bodies Mere Swiftly. New York Sun. No sooner does the Hon.. William IT. Taft reach home from the far east than he prepares to visit the canal strip, whither he Journeyed onfe before. Secretary Taft Is a living refutation of the savins; that "larg-e bodies move slowly." He moves rapidly and effectively. Kew Watch the Far Fly Wall Street Journal. The railway rate war Is on In earnest. Senator Foraker opened ths Ohio cam- pala;n with a declaration on the subject directly opposed to the president's policy. Now the president's friend and secretary of war. Judge Taft, is to go on the stump in Ohio to proclaim the president's doc trine of rate regulation. ProTlalon Against Talat. Baltimore American. A man In Chlcavo rave a donatton of tfiO.OOO to a ' college. Accompanying the rtft was a letter explaining how the money was mads and alrlne; first-class references as to the donor. In these days one cannot be too careful about consenting- to accept money without auarantes of its antitoxin origin and properties. Rwles for Domestla Tranejallltty. Baltimore American. A set of rules has lately been developed In a suit In court which. If followed out. would enable men to make their wives happy. These rules, found In a letter put In evidence, ran as follows: "If your wife Is pretty, tell her so; If she's saucy, kiss her; If sha Is a good cook, commend her; if she is lonely, stay at horn with her." A corresponding rule has been already given to wives to make husbands happy. It Is not so sentimental, but terse, simple and practical: "Feed the brute." tfrkaey "tralaa m folat. Springfield (Mass.) Republican. President Stlckney of the Chicago Great Western road Is not particularly discrim inating when he charges the Interstate Commerce commission with cowardice In the matter of enforcing the law. It la for another department of the government to carry on prosecutions, and for the conv mlsslon to discover and report offenses. It did so In the ease of the Santa Fe re bates, and what was the result? More over, the commission, at nearly every turn has met and been disarmed by the Judgment of the federal courts. The rail roads are quite given to ridiculing and de nouncing the commission 'for a poworleas ness which they themselves have been In strumental In bringing about. This does not hurt the commission In public estima tion half as much as it does the roads. The purpose la too well understood. PERSONAL. ROTES. Sam P. Davis la the solitary professional humorist of Nevada and his ultimatum to ths Insurance companies may be one of his Jokes, One hundred and twenty-two million dol lars Is the Tammany estimate of about what It will cost to run Qotham during the coming twelvemonth. Truman H. Newberry of Detroit, who has Just assumed the duties of assistant secretary of the navy, Is one of the richest young men in Michigan. He Is 41 years old and a graduate of the scientific school of ale university. Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., baa Joined the Phllharmonlo society of Harvard university. It Is possible that he will teach in the Chinese .Sunday school In Boston or may collect money In aid of the charities con nected with the Phillips Brooks House. In 18GS the German novelist Wllhelm Raabe wrote a story in whloh one of the characters remarked that the time would come when there would be aa "England of the Pacific ocean,"" which would then be very animated. "We call It today Japan and stand before It as before a dark rid die." Prof, William P. Tonry, who has Just died In' Baltimore, was the best known chemist n Maryland. For three years he was chemist In the laboratory of the United States army surgeon general's office. His wife was a daughter . of Mrs. Surratt, charged with complicity in President Lin coln's assassination. Henry V. Lucas, a descendant of one of the oldest families In St. Louis, who lost his fortune about twenty years ago trying to promote the Union Base Ball association, of which he was president, has been ap pointed to an Inspectorship In the St. louls street department- at a salary of 175 a month, At one tlma he was worth 1,600,000, ATI EH A. OF PROSPERITY, StrlktBsr Evldeace of Agricultural and Industrial Good Times. New York Times. There are signs on every hand these days of overflowing national prosperity. The United States Is to harvest this year the biggest corn crop It has ever grown and the biggest wheat crop in Its history, with one exception. Our exports and Imports will break all records. Immigration is reaching a new high water mark. Our iron and steel output will be the largest ever known, and we shall touch a new high level In coal production. It was announced the other day that postal receipts for 1904-06 had ex cept! cil those for IW8-04 by $10,000,000, The Poptoffloe Department's money order busi ness showed a gain for the year of SO per cent an unerring evidence of widely dif fused prosperity. Now come Dun's and Bradstreet's reports on commercial failures In the United States for the first nine months of 1905 to testify to steadily im proving trade conditions. Both agencies emphasise the marked de crease, not so much In the number of fail ures as In the totals of liabilities reported. The Insolvencies noted by Pun for the period mentioned were 8,806, with liabilities of $76,234,208. Bradstreet reports 7,431 fail- urea, with liabilities of $89.9A3,T4S. Accord ing to one authority there was a decrease In "Insolvencies compared with 19H also a prosperous year of 4 per cent. According to the other there was a decrease of $.8 per cent; but In liabilities there was a decline estimated by one agency at SO per cent and by the other at 21.6 per cent. Possibly It Is fair to say there has been a decrease of 26 per cent In the volume of bankrupt liabilities. This is a highly sig nificant Improvement, and Inasmuch aa for the last three months the ratio of decrease has been noticeably larger than In the six months period from January t June, It will be seen that business conditions on October 1 were exceptionally promising. As Pun's Review puts it: "These statistics of mercantile mortality are probably faithful In depicting the condition of busi ness as the less negative records of bank exchanges and railway earnings, which tell a similar story." In the last three or four years we have heard much talk of an ebb In national prosperity. We have seen here In New York two or three temporary crashes In stocks panics of the "rich man's" variety. We have suffered not a little from the over Issue of overvalued securities; but these disturbances have been ephemeral and wholly on the surface. Industrial and com mercial development has not been Impeded by these "popgun" shocks, and the country at large bas gone ahead absorbed in Its work and Indifferent to the havoc played from time to time with paper values. Good times have not failed, and show no signs of falling. On the contrary, there la every evidence that the next two or three years will see a marked acceleration la our In dustrial growth and a greater diffusion than ever of material prosperity. STATU) press ormoi. Schuyler Free Lance: On another page of this Issue we print the democratic state platform In full. It Is good reading and this editor endorses It. Our democratic friends are getting down to business, new that they are away In the minority, a thing they forgot when In power. Bradshaw Republican: There Is certainly no need for an extra session of the state legislature. There Is no assurance that anything would be done. Let us be patient for another year and then see to It that a legislature la elected pledged non-pass grabbers and something can be expected. As It Is, let's add no useless expense to the state. Grand Island Independent: The Norfolk Press points to the fact that the railroads haul lumber from Puluth to Lincoln for IA cents per 100 pounds and from Puluth to Norfolk for 24 cents per 100 pounds, and It wants to know why, If the roads oan haul lumber at the same rates between the two points It costs more to haul other goods from Puluth to Norfolk than from Puluth to Lincoln. Can you guess T Bradshaw Republican: Which way would It prove the easier, for the railroads of the state to pax their Just proportion of taxes without kicking or furnish annual passes to all the state officials? Let tha railroads pay their due proportion of taxes and there will be a good round surplus from which an appropriation can be made to ' pay all legitimate traveling expenses of our state officers. Who will dare to say not Hastings Tribune: It Is mors than evi dent that the anti-pass crusade was to have been the one thing the demoorats were to have pinned their entire faith upon for success in the November election, and the fact that the republicans beat them to It makes the democrats feel the sting. That It nas cut to the quick is evidenced from the tone and manner In which the Omaha World-Herald, the Columbus Telegram and other leading democratic journals comment upon the doings of the republican atate convention. Norfolk Press: Senator Millard Is send ing out to the country newspapers a re print of the Interview with him that re cently appeared In the Omaha and Lincoln papers. On railroad regulation Mr. Mil lard declares, like the rest of them, that he Is In accord with President Roosevelt on the subject. That Is a thing that la mighty easy to say. What the Press would like to know more than anything else is whether Mr. Millard will vote for the Eech-Townsend rate regulation measure when it gets Into the senate, and whether he will vote to have it considered Instead of being pigeon-holed. Tecumseh Chieftain: Some fifteen or eighteen years ago it required more than a pas of a country paper to print the de linquent tax list each year for Johnson county. But, oh, my, how things have changed since that time, thanks to the prosperous conditions made possible by the republican party. Year by year the tax list has grown smaller, each year the taxpayers being able to better pay their obligations, until this year the num ber of properties In the county upon which the taxes are delinquent for 1904 are told in less than two columns ot this paper this week. Is there any argument In this? Beavar City Times-Tribune: An esteemed democratic subscriber wishes to know why the Times-Tribune has not made more fun of the democratic county convention. The reason Is plain. It la not seemly to make sport of the halt lame, and blind, and the democrats of Furnas county are old and feeble and consequently are entitled to more consideration, The populists used them for many years while they could and now they are left In the cold to hustle for themselves, almost without a place to lay their heads. Far be It from this paper to make fun of them. We pity but with hold condemnation or ribaldry. Central City Record: It Will be remem bered that President Baer of the Reading railroad gave as a reason for not advancing the wages of the coal miners that his com pany could not afford It. Public opinion, however, compelled the partial granting of the coal miners' request. Last year's re port of the Reading shows that the com pany made a profit of 20 per cent. It may also be remembered, perhaps, that the company raised the miners 10 cents a ton, but made the occasion an excuse for boost ing the price to consumers 29 cents a ton. President Baer Is probably hoping that the miners will demand another 10-oent raise this winter. Wymore Arbor State (dem.): The demo cratic party of Nebraska has placed in nomination W. G. Hastings of Saline co'inty. This democratic paper Is opposed to him. A Judge who will make a Judicial larceny from one man when a Judge of a Judicial district will do the same thing when opportunity offers when on the su preme bench. The editor of this paper was the victim of this judicial theft. There is always an evening up of all these wrongs. The banker In the deal fulled. The man who transferred the oontract lost $75,000 in aeventy-nve minutes by a cloudburst and the writer has helped to make W. G. Hastings bite the political dust every time he has run for office since. God Almighty will never allow such men to prosper. We call upon the state committee to remove him from the ticket Schuyler Free Lance (Ind ): Governor Mickey Is doing some thing along these days not to the liking of the corporations and he Is puxsling the common people as to his purpose. He was always under stood as a railroad man as "our maq Mickey" and he was not In any way In consistent with that Idea until lately, He first took a decided stand In assessing the corporations and stood out for a higher assessment than last year even, when It was raised. After the republican state convention declared against tha railroad pass he returned his and now pays his fare. He is outspoken as to railroad tax ation and does not hesitate to talk as to the railroad pass and the regulation of freight rates. This talk from the man the railroads made governor Is not suiting the corporation end, but It sounds good to the people who uphold the governor re gardless of whether he Is making a grand stand play or not. Governor Mickey Is doing alright. Fairly Good Gaesaers. New York Tribune. President Stlckney ot the Chicago Great Western railway, testifying before Judge Bethea of the United Spates district court gave this enlightening statement as to how rates are made: "It Is unfortunate that the men who make the tariffs, or rates, are not mathematicians. Instead of fairly good guessers. They guess If one rate Is so much, another rate, to be relative, should be so much." As It Is a matter of guessing, It la rather surprising that the railway authorities are so averse to having the Interstate Commerce commission try a guess. Mosey Cats No Flaaref Chicago Chronicle. Apostles of advanced thought continue to maintain a reputation for Inconsistency by declaring In one breath that Americans worship wealth and la the aext that rich men have no friends. Both assertions are, of course, untrue. Dollar worship is not augmenting and many rich men have plenty of friends and deservedly so. A man's possessions afford no Index to his capacity for friendship. There are rich men with many friends and poor men with none, but nuny or the lack of tfr-uta bo figure la the matter. A MATTER 1 Absolutely Puro - HAS UO SUBSTITUTE A Cream of Tartar Powder freofrom olumorphos phatlo acid ROl'ND ABOIT HEW YORK. Ripples oa the Carrent of Life la the Metropolis. A curious bit of political rancor Is brought to light by the opening of the new Gotham hotel on Fifth avenue, opposite the St. Regis, The manager Is Mr. Ben nett formerly a Washington newspaper man, later manager of the Arlington hotel. Bennett and Senator Tom Piatt are close friends. The fact that the Gotham is lo cated within 200 feet of a church prevents the Issuance of a ltcenre to sell liquor In the hotel. Senator Piatt undertook to secure for the hotel a license by special act of the legislature last winter. The bill went through with a whoop and was vetoed by the governor. The ungracious act gave the senator great offense and when he attended the ceremonies at the opening of the hotel he took occasion to roast Governor Higglns for general cussed- ness and announced that one term would be the limit of the governor's life In the executive mansion. Although denied a license, the new Gotham la not a dry joint. Order a drink and hand out the price and the booxe reaches Its destination as quickly as If the bar was visible. Bennett realised that It would be ar.lstlo anomaly for a place called Gotham to be drlnkless, so he organized a chain of genteel can rushers and the scheme works beautifully. It would be a pretty difficult matter for cracksmen to steal the diamonds and other precious things in Uncle Bam s oare during appraisement In the great warehouse where they are kept are forty watchmen. When at night a fortune In diamonds re poses In the safe of the big house situated In a darkened section of the city there is not a moment that two or three men cannot enter the room at a moment's notice. A light reflects upon the safe at all times. It would be impossible for a cracksman to enter the room unobserved, to say nothing of getting his tools In operation. Sven were he able to bend his muscles upon the hard. ened drills used to break open safes the steel would barely touch the doors before an alarm would be communicated to the nearest station house, and when an alarm comes from this quarter men are sent on the double-quick to the scene. A few days ago the second f tha tunnels under the Hudson was bored through, and Its completion for htmlnnaa is expected within a year. These tunnels are ior trolley sorvlce. Connecting with the tunnels now put through under tha Hudson will be subway lines to tha hour of the city. Three additional tunnels under the Hudson are planned, and a connection between all of them will ba the New Jersey aide of the river. Thus a tunnel system is In sight which will enable cittsens living In New Jersey towns, but doing business In New York, as well as passengers arriving on trains, to reach the centers of New York without dangers from fog or Ice. and with a sav ing of much time. The two tubes com pleted under the Hudson Join Jersey City and Hoboken to New York at Thirty-third street and Sixth avenue, and Actor Place and Fourth avenue. By this achievement is Drought to a suaoeaaful Issue an enter prise that was halted twenty years ago after a eave-tn In whloh sixteen men lost their lives. The tunnels are not heavy enough for trains, but will accommodate a stream of trolley cars. As a result of a dispute over the quality Of the fare that was served to the prise poodle of one of the patrons, the oocu pants of a fashionable apartment house In Brooklyn were notified that after Oc tober 1 no more dogs, cats or other pets would be allowed in the establishment. In consequence of the notice there has been a general exodus of the pet-owning patrons, and with them have departed 127 dogs, six eats, four parrots, eighteen canaries and some ether live stock. And now the pro prietors have posted a notice which states When your child is ill dislike to make it take tasting medicine. Hence well to know that Ayer's Cherry Pectoral is very pleasant. But it is a medicine, a strong medicine Time and time again we have published the formula of this cough medicine in the principal Medical Journals of this country and Europe, and have mailed it to nearly every physician in the United States. So it follows that when your doctor orders it for coughs, colds, bronchitis, or consumption, be knows precisely what he is giving. Physicians recommend their families to keep it on hand. Kaa fcr y, c. Arm O... leweU, Haas, ilM ssnitlMuj'ers of -.' YIGOK-Vor thJ kit.. IVEB'8 PILLg-Vw hamNmNm 1 TIB' iAKSaraBUXA-ret Ue sloed. QF HEALTH that "Dogs, cats, monkeys, birds, trained mice and snakes are positively prohibited In this hotel. Guests with any of the above are not desired; children preferred.' The outlook tor children In apartment houses has been pretty bad. but this looks as though it might be on the mend. The United States government Is doing a fine business In Its postal department Iq New York these days. All the big shops are sending out circulars under l-cent stamps advising you to call and Inspect their goods. Many of them enclose sam plea of shirtings, pictures of hats and col ored drawings of suitings. Borne of the fashionable tailors are going the limit on this kind of advertising. There are finely engraved cards which cost at least a nickel apiece going out by the hundreds of thou sands. Everybody Is spending money In New Tork. Tho shows are paying well, tha shops are full to overflowing, the saloons are ' thriving as never before, the street cars are carrying more people than they figured upon, and, altogether, things seem to be quite easy. "Loosen up" is the watoh. word of the hour. Get money and spend it while you live, for you will be a long time dead. It Is the real silly season. LIXES TO A LAIOU. "Here, waiter, there's something In this soup." "Yes, sir. Evidently you got the oyster." Cleveland Leader. "I don't want to live to be very old," observed Mrs. Fretful. "There's no danger," observed her hus band. "You'll soon worry yourself to death over other people's troubles." Detroit Free Press. "Is my hat on straight?" she asked him. He looked at her headgear in dumb arraxement. "I dunno," he answered. "When It's straight It looks crooked and When It's crooked It looks straight," Cleveland Plain. Dealer. "What a beautiful home you have," said the old-time friend. "You mustn't let mother and the girls hear you speak so patronlslngly," answered Mr. Cumrox. "This ain't a home. This Is a residence." Washington Star. "What do you think of thatT" said the tiresome young father after narrating a smart saying of the baby, "Pretty smart wasn't It?" "Yes," replied the weary listener. "It reminds me of one of my children. He told me to 'quit chewing the rag' the other day." ' The Ideal How old is he?" "Only 16 years." Philadelphia Ledger. Borus (with bitter sarcasm) I suppose you think I ought to have killed off the hero and heroine, Instead of letting them marry in the last chapter ot that new story of mine. Naggus (literary editor) Quite the con trary, Borus. You did exactly the right thing In marrying them to each other. It was a more rellned and artistic way of punishing them. Chicago Tribune, FOLKS I RUTS. Baltimore American. Th' world la full o' ruts, my boy, soma shaller an' some deep; An' every rut Is full o folks, aa high as they can heap. Each one that's grovelln' In th' dltoh is growlin' at his fate, An' wlnhlii' he had gut his chance before It was too late. They lay It all on some one else or say 'twas lust their luck They never onct consider that '(was caused by lack o' pluck. But here's tit' word of one that's lived clean through, from soup t' nuts; Th' Lord don't send no derricks round ' hist folk out o' ruts. Some folks has stayed in ruts until they didn't like th' place, Then scrambled bravely to th' road an' entered In th' race. Slch ones has always found a hand held out for them t' grab An' cling to till thry's lost the move pe. cullar to a crab. But only them that helps themselves an' tries for better things Will ever see th' helpln hand t' which, each climber clings. This here's the hxrd, plain, solemn faoks, without no "ifs" or "huts;" Th' Lord don't send no derricks round t hist folks out o' ruts. you bad it is ATESc'S Aft LB CVkM-tui Suuna aaiarma.