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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 30, 1905)
TFIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER, 30, lWo. r S)Fn nYy7 r n r n n begins Saturday, September zoth and closes U U J U O ZA Lj )Z- Cj Lij SATURDAY, OCTOBER 7TH. DON'T MISS ONE DAY Seven days of unprecedented bargai?i giving, every day will see new and seasonable merchandise offered at aluring bargain prices Watch our ads, read carefully every item, then come and participate in this greatest of bargain sales. All Ak'Sar-Den Carnival visiters arc cordially invited tc make our store their headquarters while in city. Every ac commodation within our penver today will be cheerfully grant' ed you. Mail orders will be filed as long as the goods last. nn u s; CARNIVAL SALE SPECIALS IN MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS Qualities we do not believe you can duplicate elsewhere at the price. Don't miss one item. Hro'i High Grade Shirt and Drawers In natural wool with doub' fronts and backs, regular $1.50 values, at, OR garment CJC , Men's All-Wool Shirts and Drawer Thor oughly steam shrunk, come In natural gray or camel's hair, a very special Cf value, at I. JU Men's Combination Suits In extra fine wool, a splendid value at $5.00, 1 Aft $2.60 and .JKf Mrn's Shirts and Drawer In fine mixed silk and wool, $4.00 values the world over. Carnival Sale price. ...... Men's Madras Shirts In new fall patterns, all sizes, worth up to $1.00, grand special at Men's Fancy Lisle Hose Regular 1 6c Qualities, at Men' Wool Shirts and Drawers Broken lots, 3.50 25c 12Jc but worth up to $2.00, during this iLtlm sale your choice OJC Men's Fleece Lined Shirts and Drawers Extra heavy, great bargain, A C at.'. fJC Men's fiOc Fleece Lined Shirts and Drawer Limit of four garments to a cus tomer, at, per garment Men's High Grade Madras Shirt The most complete line In the city, at $1.50, $1.00 and Men's California Flannel Shirts In army blue, grey and fancy colors, no at DOC Men's Extra Heavy California Shirt In dark blue with double front, f rf $2.00 value, at l.JU Men's Heavy Woolen Hose In blues, blacks or grays, Zoc quality, at 25c ie most 50c I2c THE RELIABLE STORE. Big Shoe Sale Saturday Men's 93.50 and 94.00 Regent Shoes Oun metal button, patent colt bluchers, box calf and vlcl kid bals and bluchers, at, " C pair J Closing out several lines of the celebrated $S.50 Ultra Shoes in tans, blacks, patent and enamels, turns and Goodyear welts, I Q at, pair 1..U Men's, Boys' and Youths' $1.50 Satin Calf Lace Shoes QQ Misses' and Child's $1.50 Dongola Lace Shoes OC Child's $1.00 Sample Hand Turn Lace Shoes, in tan and black ft vici kid 0.C Child's 75c and 85c Patent A Q or Vlcl Shoes fOC Infanta' 60c Bolt Sola Shoe tJZ 21 style of the Grover Soft Shoes for tender feet carried In stock. Agents fn omoa for the Stetaon and Crossett Shoes for men. Stetson's, $3.00; Crosectt's, $2.60 and $3.50. The best for the price that money can buy. LADIES' & CHILDREN'S UNDERWEAR BARGAINS A bevy of unequaled bargains in seasonable merchandise. Make your selections early Saturday. 75c Ladles' Ribbed Vests and Pants Hand fin ished, fall and winter weights, Cl worth 76c per garment; sale price. . DUC LndleV Heavy Ribbed and Fleece Lined Vesta and Pants Worth 69c, Tfa t JVC Ladles' 80c Vests and Pant In rn winter weights; while thep last. . .JjC Ladies 08c Combination Suits Fall and wln- winier weights; while they last, at Ladles' $1.50 Combination Sulti in wnue, ray or Diack; great nn snap, at lOC lallrs yz.uu i n ion Suits at Ladies $2.50 Union Suits at :.50c -Half wool. 1.50 2.00 Ladle' $1.00 Natural Wool Vest and . Pant on sale at Ladles' $l.BO Vests and Pants Root's hy gienic garments in natural wool. at. Ladles' $2.00 Vests and Pants Australian wool; special, at 1.00 -Best quality .... 1.50 15c 25c ..25c Children's Woolen Underwear; at, r garment, $1.00, 7.V and OUC Children's Heavy Fleeced Vest and Pants, at Children's Extra Heavy Fleeced Vest and Pant, at Misses' Union Suits In winter weights, up from GRAND HECKYJEAR & RIBBON SALE SATURDAY. Ladles' new fancy Embroidered Neckwear, worth from 35c to 6 0o, all go on sale at oue price Saturday, each lti By far the finest line of neckwear ever offered in Omaha at the price. 86c fancy Ribbons, in all colors. Just the thing for fancy work and neck wear. Every piece h.s a draw string and can be ruffled at f "Jl at once, great bargain Saturday, at, yard 121 Akp1rBrT.R!bb??:' Ic-2c4c-7c-10c All colors of 20c Washable Ribbons Saturday, . I fl at, yard BARGAINS IN STYLISH HATS You must see them to appreciate the high quality of our bargain offerings in Men's Hats for Saturday. Do not judge them by the price, for the price is really an insult to the high quality. Ask to see the Gamble Stiff Hat. hat elastic sweet band, easiest rutin nat on the market, come In Knox V'"! Ofl and Dunlap blocka. at 3O.VV BOYS' SOFT HATS In all the new ahapea, such as Telereopes, Alpine, Rover, Turban, etc., in great 4tf f( assortment of colors, at kJs.W SPECIAL LINE OF BOYS' CAPS In Sergei, Flannels, Cashmeres ORr1 etc.. Saturday, ehclce. MEN'S SOFT FELT HATS In laok, browna, tana, greys, etc. All nrTv fall napes, surprising bargains Saturday, at. choice MEN S SOFT FELT HATS In popular ahapea. auch as Telescopes, Fedoras, Tourtata, etc.. In large assortment of color, greatest bargains shown In Omaha, at, choice ." $1.50 .$1.00 Saturday Will Be Children's Day In Our Cloak Department, Second Floor. A manufacturer's stock of children's coafs in ages from 2 to 14 years, will be placed on sale. They come In bear skin, friezes, velvets and many other materials and QK great variety of colors values uo to $8.50 while they last, Saturday, at . J3 Ladies' Silk Waists Manufacturer's samples In Taffeta and Peau de Sole, 375 garments to select from, worth up to $7.00, choice '. . A Lot of Women's Skirt Purchased at a bargain from one of the largest New York jobbing nouses broadcloths, cheviots, serges, Panamas, homespuns and fancy mixed fabrics, made to sell at $7.50 to $10.00 dMded into two lots A QQ "1 flfl for Saturday, at n(. JJ". JJ 2.98 Other Special Saturday Bargains Ladles' Tailor Salts wjth 46 and 48 Inch coats, very newest styles, made to sell ' at $16.00 Satur day, at .... 8.90 Handsome Tailor Salt. copies of imported models garments that wera made to sell at tA OA $22.60, choice . ITwU Stylish Tailor Suit In great variety of color and fab rics, lined throughout with guaranteed taffeta or satin made to sell "J A OA at $36,' price. . JJ3 Special Bargains In New Furs Ladles Fur Scarfs, worth up to seven dollars T Q fj at iJO Ladies' Opossum and River Mink Scarfs, $6.002 QQ values, at . JJ Ladles' Coney Scarfs, snap at 0r C Elegant Beaver Coats: worth seventy- f"7 P( five dollars, at. J I .JU Women's New Waists in Sicilians, linens, - veilings, etc, ) A P worth $4, at . . . J $1.50 Percale Wrap- QQ pers, at OC $5.00 Silk Under- " Q skirts, at t. Ji $2.00 Moire Under- f f A skirts, at l.UU IN OUR CLOAK DE PARTMENT you will find the grandest display of high grade, ready-to-wear gar ments shown in the west. Exquisite Imported Cos tumes from London, Ber lin and Paris, at $50, $7K, $100, 8150, $17S, $200 up to $245. Handsome Opera Cloaks at $20, $2.1, $;0, $40 up to on. Evening Waists In almost unlimited variety. $12.50, $ 15, $20, $30 and $3.1. We cordially invite you to inspect our stock. Great Lace Collar and Notion Sale Two Great Lots of Fancy Lace Collars. Lot 1 Worth 75c to $1.00, on sale Saturday, at 49c Lot 2 Lace Collars, worth from $1.75 to $2.25, all go on sale at, each 4 fc Corset Cover Embroideries, worth 35c, on sale Saturday, at, yard ; i9c $1.00 All Silk Belts, special, at 490 15c Pearl Buttons, great snap, at, dozen 2y2o Big job lot of All Silk Veiling will go on eale Saturday, at, yard 5C Carnival Grocery Opening SUGMI SUGARI The trusts are fighting on Sugar while the freight rate is down. We have'taken advantage of this and laid in a big supply. The freight rate will be restored October 7th and Sugar will go much higher. Lay in your suply now. 20 Pounds Pure Cane Granulated Sugar for 1.00 48-pound aack Fancy High Patent Minnesota Flour tt.K It bara beat brands Laundry Soap.lAc ( pounds hand plrked Navy Beana.il&a pounds beet Pearl Tapioca, Sago, Barley or Farina 26c ( pounds choice Japan Ttlce 26c 1-pound parhnge best Macaroni 1-pound ran Fancy Alaska Salmon.. to 1-pound packnge Coin Starch 4c t-pound oan Boston Baked Beans.. 7fto 1-pound can Golden Table Byrup....7Ho Deviled Ham. per can 2o Oil or Mustard Sardines, can c The beat Soda or Oyater Crackers. .60 Xoelo Breakfast Food, per pkg "Ho Jellyoon, Jell-O or Advn Jell, pkg..7Ho Fancy Golden Santos Coffee, pound. 15o Choice Tea Sittings, per pound 10c New fork Whito Cheese, per pound. 15o Fanoy Wisconsin Cream Cheese, Ib.IRo Fancy Wisconsin Brick Cheesa, Ib.Uo FRUITSI FRUITS! Fancy Bellllower Apples, per dosen.lSo I Pure Colorado Honey, per rack lOo Fancy Rating Peara, per dosen ISc I Fancy Cooking Flga, per pound. ...7Ho Fancy Peaches, per dosen ISO I I t measures Fresh Roasted Peanuts.. lOo I art Julcv Lemons, ner docen. Large Rlpa Bananaa, per dosan.. .260 ..Uo THREE HOSIERY SPECIALS Ladies' Plain and Fancy Embroid ered Hoae Regular JC 89c and 50c values, at. . . 3t Boys' Sohool Hose Heavy ribbed with double knee, heel an toe, worth up to 2Bo, at, 12IC Infanta' Half Wool Hose In white and black, sizes t( 4 to 6, at, pair IUC We Have Secured the Services of an expert optician. Your eyes will be properly fitted and glasses faultlessly fitted at the very lowest prices. Visit Our Optical Dept. The Big Meat Section s Spring Chickens, per pound Young Roosters, per lb. .7V&0 Shoulder Steak, per lb..50 Shoulder Roast, per lb " 5c Round Steak, per lb 8Vo 10c Boiling Beef, per lb, . . . .2YAG Sirloin Steak, per lb....84c Corned Beef, per lb 2c Veal Stew, per lb ZY2c TWO ROUSING CORSET SPECIALS Ladies' Girdles Tape and batiste, in pink, blue or white, special, ( $5.00 Silk Corsets The celebrated R. & G. brand with long hip and hose supporters, on 7 AA sale at JP.UU Royal Worcester Corsets In the new high bust and long hip models, drab or white, at $2.00 and The Nemo Corset Is made especi ally for stout figures. We have a full and complete line. Let ua show tlum to you. We fit corset without extra charge. 1.50 Beautiful Trimmed Hats, at, 3.9.2.S-1.9S This season we offer still greater values than ever before In popular priced trimmed hats ranging ItJ from S3.S8 to I.VO Street Hat Special (or Saturday at $1.98. Small Jat Turbans Trimmed with silk, ribbons and wings, j Qy Ladies' Trimmed Street Hats, oO at 11.48 and W5w Children's and Misses' Caps Made of velvets, silks.- fancy cloths and prettily trimmed with gold buttons, with or without visors, all e. colors Saturday OWW Black, white, light blue, red AOn and green wings; special Vw Special Offers In the "Koonl. ton" Millinery Section Ratnrdar -An Eaceptlonal Offer tn Fat tern Hata at $7.(10. Saturday we offer exquisite and elab orately trimmed Pattern Hata es pecially bought for the Horse Show, theater and afternoon functions they coma In all the new light ma terials and delicate colorings, and we win piaoe them on sale Saturday at the extremely low price or 7.50 Oar Wonderful Trimmed Hat at $4.08. This Is where we outdo all compe tition we give you exact copies of raris ann Mew ork rattern Hata, msae 01 ine most ele gant materials; a choice offering for Saturday, at 4.98 A TABLE AND A PRICE After visiting one of the largest table factories in Michigan we made a deal whereby we secured this table hy taking all on hand at a Very low price. They are now In and go on sale at once. This Is a quartered oak table, polished finish, golden oak. Top 4fix4S. The style Is new and ser viceable and as round tables are now In great demand we feel flattered In being a Me to offer this table at the price. This handsome table In I foot y OC lengths, goes at IS.OJ This handsome table In 8 foot f"l CjC lengths, goes at IO. OO Regular price of the I foot table, $17.m. Regular price of the 8 foot table, 1K.0. We have also received a large consignment of other tables ranging in price A K( from 138 00 down to t.OXJ RER OUR DODGE STREET WINDOW. Look at the sideboards we are offering below factory oost. A FtW SPECIALS Carpet hassocks, at Dele arm rocker. 1 It'Z. White enamel cobbler seat, at Oak sideboards, Q.85 Oak chairs, cane 15n seat, at UOC stool, at Paper holder, white, at.... 25c 25c ,15c and 25c SOME PECULIAR THINGS ! A Bariai of Strang Coincidence Belaud at the Bound Tabls. PARTED FRIENDS UNEXPECTEDLY UNITED Travels of at Harked Teu-Dollar Bill Lost Man Tarsi I u Mechanical Sod of the Head Heta . Bl Money. About five years ago a business man of New York whom It were well to deaignaU as Smith received and accepted an offer to become munuger for a large manufactur ing concern in Philadelphia, lie and his family had been living in their new home perhaps two months, when Mrs. Smith an nounced to her husband: "You remember my speaking of the fam Hy of Jonesea who lived on the same Hour Of our flat house in New York? Wei, 1 met Mrs. Jones downtown this morning and ahe told me that they had moved here also, and that her husband is manager for ," mentioning the name of the chief rival of Smith's Crm. "Well, that's peculiar," remarked Smith. "Yes." answered Mrs. Smith, "and they're living at 07 South Forty-ninth street and our number is 607 South Forty-seventh street-," On going to Philadelphia the Smiths had placed their daughters In boarding school. A few days after Mrs. Smith had met Mrs. Joaea the Smith girls announced: "Well, it's funny, but Ethtrl Jones, the girl who lived on the same floor with us in New York, started in at our school this morning." The Smiths stayvd ill Philadelphia nearly two years, then moved back to New York, tins. Vir.SLCV'S scoTKi:;a syrup kasbeeaosfd by MUUoasof ktotaen for Shew fi.lMpa uU TeL&in fuc tvr ify Yera. It inn IU abilil. surma Uie gun, ali;t wu. uuin liH 1 tin , ym. WBtoly tar duirM, .fNUTTIII CXTfTS A MTTLX. where "Smith became manager of a busi ness entirely different in character from that of which he waa the responsible head In the Quaker city. The family home was established in an apartment house near by Columbia university, that the girls might be sent through the various schools and still be at home. They had been in the Horace Mann school but a few weeks when they came home one afternoon bubbling with excite ment. "What do you think?" they exclaimed. "Ethel Jones started in at Horace Mann this morning. Her father has come here to be manager of a buainess that is to start In opposition to father's. And guess where they live? On the other aide of our street, just two doors below us!" Both Smith and Jones are still at the head of the rival concerns, their homes have not been shifted, and one of the Smith girls and the Jones girl are now In the same class at college. And a peculiar thing about all this coin cidence Is that though they have tried to meet each other numerous times, and made appointments to do ao, something has al ways intervened to keep Smith and Jones from making each other's personal ac quaintance. Yet they feel that they are not exactly unacquainted, and doubtless with good reason. Followed to fir York. A few months after Smith had moved back to New York a man who had been under him in Philadelphia moved to the metropolis where he took with 8mlth a position somewhat aimllar in character to the one he had held in Philadelphia. On the day that the van company started to transfer this man's household belong ings to the freight depot, several squares away, the manager of the company, who waa superintending the work, said casually - "By the way, we're also shipping to New York today the household goods of a family on the street next to yours and the number of the house they're leaving la 4812, while yours la 4810." Two days later the man was looking along 125th street. In New York, for the sign of a van company. Locating one. he went in and asked the man at the desk, who chanced to be the manager, if he could undertake the job that day. "Sure." waa the reply. "Where are the goods coming froiuf" "Philadelphia." "Where did you have them billed to?" "The Harlem river station." "That's peculiar. Not ten minutes ago another man who has moved from Phil adelphia and had his goods sent to the Har lem river station dropped In and engaged me to haul for him. Where do you want your stuff taken?" "Two hundred and five West One Hun dred and Third." "Pretty near the same," was the reply. "The other man has taken a flat at 105 West One Hundred and Third. How many vans will be necessary how many moved you In Philadelphia?" "Three," said the man. "Say, this Is getting to be sort of un canny." exclaimed the van manager. "Do you know that's Just the answer the other fellow made me? Have you a piano?" "No." "Neither had he. By the way, I see on your receipt here that the Blank company moved you in Philadelphia. Well, that com pany moved the other fellow, too. And, good lrd, if you didn't come from houses with nearly the same numbers yours was 4810 and his was 4812!" The man and his wife wbo went to 20G West One Hundred and Third street had no more than got aettled when the wife said one evening at dinner: "I made a surprising discovery while I was downtown shopping this morning. I almost ran into a school friend of mine from Pittsburg. Her husband has Just moved here and they've taken an apart ment In this street Just two blocks away. And she said to me, when we got to talking p'jout the worries of moving and all that, Who moved you Into your apartment?' I told her. And what do you think she said? 'Why, the same company moved ua, too.' " Since ahe has been in One Hundred and Third street this woman has discovered four friends of her schoolgirl days living In the same street, and all except one pre ceded her to the city by several year a thailac a BUI. An iron manufacturer of Boaton was en tertaining a wealthy Spanish customer from Havana. They had several rounds of drinks, and, before the Boston man handed a 810 bill to the waiter, he Jocosely kissed it goodbye. "Wait a minute," spoke up the Spaniard, as ha took the bill out of the waiter's bauds. "Siacs you seem to thick ao much of that bill, I'll write my name on it for good luck to us both." Which he did, in ink, and then handed back the money to the waiter, who soon brought the change. Two month later the Spaniard was In New Orleans. He walked Into a cigar store to buy a pocketful of bis favorite brand of cigars, handed the clerk a $20 bill and received among the change a 810 bill. He was carelessly folding it when his eyes caught some writing across the center of the bill. His curiosity aroused, he took a close look that writing waa his own name! The God of chance had put Into his hands the very 810 bill on whic'.i he had written his name in a Boston cafe eight weeks before. The Spaniard is not only a man of wealth, but also of leisure, and he determined to discover, If possible, the wanderings of the bill from the time he inscribed it to the day he received it in New Orleans. He went to an Infinite amount of trouble, set all sorts of machinery to -work and spent not a little money, but after it was all over he felt that he had been amply re warded. For, while he was unable to fol low the bill step by step, he did learn be yond the peradventure of a doubt that a few days after the bill had been handed to the cafe waiter, it passed, unknown to the Boston man, into his cash drawer, was sent by his cashier to the bank, later turned up In Havana in possession of the Span lard's cashier, and next made Its appear ance in the New Orleans cigar store. The Boston man's cashier had particularly noted the name on the bill, because of Its being that of one of the firm's most valued cus tomers, and he hud meant to call the mat ter to the attention of his employer, but It had slipped his mind. The Spaniard's cashier had also noted the name, and nat urally enough, and he had intended to scpeak to his employer about it on the Utters return from the states. Croaaed the Wires. Several years ago a certain man suddenly disappeared, as men and women sometlm'-s will. His family and closest friends mud" every effort to locate him, but with no success; it was as if the earth had swal lowed him up, to use an old expression. One friend, in particulur, who had im portant dealings Hlth the mlsHing man, was extremely anxious to find him, but at hut he, too, had to give up the task in despair. About two weeks after he bad oult searching, on the very date when the mls.sin iimn's presence waa most desired, owing to a business deal, the friend stepped into a booth to cull up a business acquain tance in a town a hundred miles distant. He had Just started to talk when the wire became crobaed with another, and Instead of hearing the voice of the man he had called up, he suddenly found himself listen ing to that of the missing friend. "Hello! Hello!" It said Impatiently. "I'm in Scranton. Is this" "This 1b your friend Brown," shouted the man, whose conversation had been inter rupted, quickly conquering his astonish ment, "and I want to know what on earth made you disappear a month ago and where you've been?" 0,f course, the man who had been missing up to that moment was also duly aston ished at the coincidence brought about by accident. But, to make matters brief, he then and ther went into consultation with his friend concerning the latter's Important business deal, and the next day he returned to the bosom of his family and was for given for his protracted spreey. Told teh Same Story. A firm of publishers ordered from a well known writer on things out-of-doors a true story that he had known for many years without using, of how a German, despond ent because he had spent for drink thejo that his employer had sent him out to change, wandered to a pier with the In tention of committing suicide'. Ae he sat around waiting for the crowd gathered about a yacht to disperse, so no one would be at rand to interfere with his plan, a man mounted a box to auction off the yacht. The German, as he thought of that stolen 83 and his disgrace, mechanically nodded his heud from time to time, as some men In t'eep thought will do, and at last the auctioneer called out: "Sold to the gentleman seated over yonder." At that moment In rushed a well dressed man Jand excitedly Inquired whether or not the yacht had yet been sold. He was told that the German had purchased It. Rush log u? to the latter, he said: "I'll give you fl.J cash ubove the price you paid for it." The German, still thinking hard about the disgrace, nodded mechanically, and the next moment 81. In bills was stuffed Into the hands. Several months intervened between the purchase of the story and Its publication. Several days after It was published the writer happened to pick up another per.od Ical and in turning over its pages was startled to find that here was an article by an entire stranger relating the self same facts that he had Incorporated in his own article. Later, it developed that this second writer, like the first had been in possession of the information for years, and also, only a few months before the publica tion of his article had it occurred to him to make use of the plot that had been ready at hand for so long. Washington Star. CAPTIVATED JBY A VOICE The Environment as t'aly as Sin, bnt Vocal tharmes Touched the Riant Spot. A former "hello" girl of the Washington Telephone exchange recently related one of her experiences on the wire, which she said iiad made a deep Impression on her mind, and has since caused her to do consider able thinking. Here Is the story as she told it: "A man who worked in a downtown store was in the nablt of calling up a wuinan friend of his several times a day. He hud Just the sweetest voice 1 had ever heard, and his conversation was simply angelic. His voice had a ring that was both capti vating and musical, and I must confess I fell In love with that voice. His charming tone and suavity led me to believe that ho must be the handsomest man In this part of the country, and I was almost dying to aee him. "One day I was excused from duty at the exchange and sauntered down to the store in which he was employed. I knew his name, having beard It called fre quently over the line, and after enuring his business place I asked a woman to point out Mr. Blank to me. " There he is over yonder by that show case,' said the clerk. "I looked In the direction Indicated, and my dream of manly beauty was quickly and rudely shattered. Instead of the hand some fellow. I had expected to find. Mr. Blank aas as ugly a mortal as I had ever set eyes upon. He was buldheaded, one of his eyes looked to the east, while the other gased In a west -by-north direction- His nose was crooked, his mouth large and Ir regular, and he walked with a 'hoppy-go-fetch-lf effect In a word, he was as ugly as a mud fence that had been struck by lightning. "Several months later I was Introduced to Mr. Blank at a social function, and had a long conversation with him. I could have listened to him until daylight. He was so affable and interesting and smart-whew! He could talk on any topic under the sun and carry you right along with him. I have often heard of descriptive writers. He was a descriptive talker. He could take you from laughter to tears, from the sub lime to the ridiculous. His charming per sonality was such that it served as a mys tic mask for his physical ugliness and de formity, and through the mare of his con versation his ugliness disappeared and M really appeared beautiful to me. "Where Is he now? Why, he Is home, t reckon. We were married, you know, but I did not have such an easy time getting him. There were lots of other girls aftef him." Washington Star. A Stubborn Opening. The head of the household was going through her husband's pockets the next morning. "What kept you out so late last night?" she suddenly demanded. "It was the opening of the campaign, my dear," the lesser half replied. "Well, it didn't take three corkscrews to open It. did It?" And she drew the offending articles from his side pocket and waved them before him. Cleveland Plain Dealer. DIARRHOEA and similar diseases in thd worst forms can be promptly cured by WAKEFIELD'S BLACKBEHRY BALSAM, It never fails. 69 jears the leading reined, U1 druggists sell it. 4 '