TIIB OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1905. 10 THE Omaiia Daily Dee C. ROFEWATER. EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERT MORNING. TERMS OF" SUBSCRIPTION. rally Bee (without Sunday), one year..M09 ally Bee and Bunday, one year ' Illustrated Itee, oik year J Sunday Bee, on year Saturday fiee, one year Leo DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Tally Bp (without Hiinrtav), per wk...l2e Illy Be (Including Sunday), per week,.17o F-vnnlng p (without Sunday), p"" week. So Evening Boe (with Pinday), per week...ino Sunday liee, per copy Address complairts of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department OFFICES. Omaha The Bn Building. Bouth Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl street. Chicago 1640 fnlty Building. New Vork-lfW Home Ufa Inn. Building. Washington SOI Fourteenth street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to news and ed itorial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only l-rent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accented THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPAM. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION, etate of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss.! George B. Tsschuck. treasurer of The Be Publishing Cdmpany, teln duly sworn, se.ys that the actual numbei of uli and complete copies of The Dally. Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the montn of August, mho, was aa uu. t ....aMH 17 SO.OOO t ZH.OM It 80,050 t 27,080 19 81,470 . 20,040 SO Stt.STO 1 203UO 21 20.HSO 80,060 22 8O.0OO 7 30, (MO II 80.110 1 2&.S30 M 30.10O I an.oso at 80,110 10 20,850 K 81.T20 a ao,o6o zi 20,030 12 si.aio a 80,100 II 80,220 2S 32.2S0 14 SO.01O SO 8O.710 It 20.0B0 U 8O.BS0 1 8,S(0 - Totala 90,200 Less unsold copies ll.eltl Net total sales t18.834 Dally average 20.840 GEORGE B. TZ8CHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma ibis tlst day of August, 1Mb. tSeal) Ji, b. HUNOATB, Notary Public WHEN OUT Or TOW. abserlfeers lea viae the city teas poratlly shoald bsts The Be mailed to them. It la better tbaa dally letter frosa borne. Ad dress mill be ehaaged as etlea as requested. Colonel Bryan Is off on his globe gird' ling trip. Here'g luck to him and a safe return. Omaha has eoutributeu us first rlc tlm to the Punauia canal, but that will not stop others from venturing Into the yellow ever sone. a Dimxisnixa Dircr. The treasury deficit Is being dimin ished. In the less than three months of the current flscsl year there has been very considerable Increase In the re ceipts of the government and a slight decrease In expenditures. Present flg- UWs In comparison with those of ft cor responding period ft year ago show a cutting down of the deficit to the amount of over $7,000,000, which was quite un expected. Whether or not this condi tion will continue throughout the fiscal year Is a matter of uncertainty, but It certainly gives promise that the deficit at the close of the current fiscal year will bo considerably less than has been estimated. This fact however, should not prevent curtailment of puhjlc expenditures wherever It can be done without Im pairing the efficiency of the public serv ice. Gratifying as Is the growth of rev enue, evidencing as It does the prosper ity of the country, it should not be al lowed to Interfere with such a reduction In governmental expenditures its can be wisely and properly made. Mfbat Is needed is that there shalLbe no deficit, that the expenses of the government shall be kept within the receipts. Instead of running ahead, as has been the case for some years. Nolwdy desires that the government should adopt a parsimonious policy. This Is a rapidly growing coun- try and the demands upon the public treasury which must be met are In creasing from year to year. These can not be neglected without injury to the general welfare and the most radical economist wll not say that they should be neglected. But unquestionably there are directions In which a curtailment of expenditures can be made without In terference In the least with the public welfare. This will be an Important matter for the determination of the next congress. If expenditures can be reduced, say to the extent of $20,000,000, there will be no necessity for legislation to Increase the government's revenue. There will be no need of new Internal taxation and no necessity for changing the tariff so as to get more receipts from customs. We can go along as we are. with the cer tainty that the government will have enough money to meet all demands from current revenue and that there will be an end to the disagreeable deficit, the effect of which Is necessarily more or less disquieting upon the public. It is very pleasing to note a diminishing defi cit, but that fact should not lessen the demand for a reduction In public expen ditures wherever practicable. With Russian troops quartered In Fin land It Is probable that all the czar's subjects are not glad the war In the Orient Is ended. The only candidate that receives the enthusiastic support of the demo-pop of these parts Is the basso-profundo candi date for police Judge. v nea the second peace conference meets at The Ilague the caar can show the treaty of peace with Japan as evl dence that diplomacy beats war in se curing results. Home ruiu-outi pusseuur managers may be willing to grant 2-cent-a-mlle fares after all passes have been called In, but so far they have not made their Intentions known. As long as U rover Cleveland Is one of the voting trustees It Is hardly probable that Equitable officials will volunteer in formation of assistance given to beat Blaine in New York in l&Si. . It cost the United Stales $16,000 to work up the case against those Chicago packers who pleaded guilty and the men were fined $25,000 that leaves Uncle Bam $9,000 to the pood. Reports from Tender would indicate that for ono time at least an Indian has been able to find a white man who Is legally Indebted to him; but It has taken hard work to bring this state of affairs about - If American mauufacturers carry out their -announced intention of opening subsidiary factories In Europe they will probably have to send their workmen from America to avoid losing more than they gain by the chnnse. The democratic Btaudaiil bearer, who "leads on the allied forces of reform," says be has been riding on an annual pass, but won't do It again, providing be is elected supreme Judge this fall but there Is no danger. If that asphalt company investigation continues along the lines laid down In New York It may be discovered that the price of ft revolutionist In Venezuela is somewhat less than that of a councilman in America when bldilinar t close. Now that Dr. Foster lias turned In his annual passes, all the other members of the late legislature will have to follow ult, tut what is to hinder the railroad from transmuting the legislative eour tesy pass into an underground railroad ticket The court-martlul of the Bennington officers shows that they bad great faith in the integrity of the contractors who placed the engines on the boat from the fact tbat they were willing to risk their own live without making close and regular Investigations. Up to date the special lawyers and special engineers engaged by the Water loard are the only beneficiaries of the contention between the city and the water company. 8o far as the taxpayers are concerned there is no relief lu sight ttut ou the contrary the water tax bur den Is heavier, and apparently we are no nearer possession of the water plant than we were before the Water board was created. east In having their products transported to foreign markets In American ships sailing under our own flag. WEB AT SCPPLY AND DEM AX D The first official estimate of the world's wheat supply and demand for the year has been made by the Hungarian minis ter of agriculture. It shows that the coun tries which have to Import wheat have produced slightly more than last year, but they will require considerably more than last year, assuming that their rate of consumption Is maintained, which probably will be the case. In regard to the exporting countries, the Hungarian estimate places the production largely In excess of last year, thus allowing for a considerble surplus even If the demand of the importing countries shall be as large as estimated. The wheat production of the United States Is placed at a little over 075,000,000 bushels and the surplus at 119,600,000 bushels. In regard to this the New York Journal of Commerce remarks that there must be a glaring error, the surplus given for last year being much In excess of the actual quantity. It is also apparent from the latest reports that the Hun garian estimate of the wheat production for this year Is much too high, these re ports, if authentic, showing a very heavy falling off. According to this estimate the world's wheat supply for the current year Is only a few million bushels in ex cess of last year, which will be more than offset by the Increased demand. At all events It seems evident that the sit uation means that the price of wheat will at least be malntined and may go higher. The producers of that grain cer tainly have no reason to appreh&nd a de cline In its price. ir mot chasgk rnt sistkm. Whether the name of the next county Judge Is Leslie or Woodrough, the peo ple of Douglas county will demand a radical change In the keop-lt-dark sys tem that has for years prevailed In the county court. First and foremost, there must be change In the method of ac counting, so thot all obstructions to pub licity shall be permanently removed. At present the books of the county court will not enable anybody to get an Insight Into the Internal workings of the office, and especially all mntters affecting the heirship trust funds. There must be a stop to the farming out of widows' and orphans' funds for private gain. At present, nobody can ascer tain Just how much heirship money Is invested or loaned under direction of the court, where It Is deposited, or what amount of Interest It Is drawing. When the settlement with Judge Ylnsonhaler Is made next January the county com missioners must enforce a full account ing for all Interest that hns been col lected on the various funds that have been in the hands of the Judge) during his three terms, .and that money should be turned over to the parties to whom It rightfully belongs or to the county treasury. Incidentally there should be an ac counting made of nil the monies held by the county court In trust for owners of lands thot have been taken by con demnation proceedings pending the liti gation In the courts as to the award. Within the past six years this fund has aggregated several hundred thousand dollars, as we are Informed, but under the system no Interest has been paid over to the parties after the final awards have been made. When the lid is taken off the sealed chests of the county court the fact will be disclosed that rank favoritism has been extended In the appointment of guardians and administrators. For ex ample, the bulk of all the guardianship business has been done by Charles D. McDonald, an unimportant lawyer, and Mr. Grimmel, a stenographer and clerk In one of our banks. For years we have not been able to understand why these parties had become such bitter Ylnson haler partisans, but we have recently learned the reason why, yid also the reason why these same gentlemen want to help to manage a campaign for the Ylnsonhaler succession as members of the republican county committee. When the lid is finally taken off and the system Is exposed to full view, peo ple of Omaha and Douglas county will have a surprise In store such as they have not had since the lid was taken off the city and state treasuries some eight years ago. of rhanees for young men today." This undoubtedly is true. There Is hardly a foot ball coach In the country who Is not hunting for more good, strong young men. Joy at Esopaa. Washington Post. Judge Parker says he feels his course !n the last campaign has been vindicated. He ought to be happy. &J he has both a vindication and an alihl. Political and I.eaal Kthlce. -St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Judge Parker lays his defeat St the door of the corporations. Behind the door he I willing to accept one of their $100,000 salaries. Snperflnoas Advice. Boston Transcript. General Corbln's advice to young officers to lead the simple life will strike many of them. In view of the present pay tables, as unnecessary. A second lieutenant often finds that to make both ends meet at the close of the year Is so strenuous a process as to leave him neither funds nor oppor tunity for any but the simple life wholly devoid of trimmings. The good government leiigue Is all right, providing that Its advice to voters Is not designed to promote the nomina tion or election of special favorites under the guise of promoting better govern ment. For example, In Its first circular the Good Government league tattooed two republican candidates for county Judge and indirectly endorsed a candi date who Is not qualified to fill the office, which Is Just as much aiding bad gov ernment. It placed the Dennlson brand on one candidate for sheriff, while his opponent, who had given aid and com fort to all the gamblers lu Omnha and South Omaha when he was sheriff, was given a clean bill. A strictly Impartial league would have given the record of all, so that every voter would know Just exactly where the spots were and who bad the biggest spots. Aa Obvious Consolation. Chicago Chronicle. In the midst of his Indignation at the life Insurance company's contribution to th republican campaign fund Judge Parker has one obvious consolation. He knows, along with everybody else, that If the con tribution had been made to the democratic campaign Instead of to the republican and If It had been WO times as large It would not have changed the result. Judge Parker would have been defeated though all the forces of plutocracy had been on his side. This, of course, does not affect the ethics or the propriety of corporate contributions to partisan enterprises. It Is, however, a collateral phase of the question which is pertinent If not vital. SHIPS AKD TRADI. In ft recent speech Secretary Shaw said that we could not expect to in crease our trade unless we sent our American goods in American ships. Those who are opposed to legislation for the encouragement of an American mer chant marine reply to this by saying that our trade is growing notwithstand ing the fact that we are dependent upon foreign ships for the transportation of our products to markets abroad. That Is true, but the question Is whether the growth would not be much more rapid If we sent these products to foreign mar kets In ships carrying the American flag. That it would be Is the opinion of those who have given the matter care ful Investigation, particularly as to LSouth America. A report made a short time ago to the Department of State pointed out that the American flag wus rarely seen In a South American port, while British and German ships carry ing the flags of those countries were numerous there, with the result that those countries get most of the trade. Of course these foreign ships carry some American goods, but this country does not get the credit and. prestige which It would have If Its products were carried under its own flag. The mer chants of South America are largely In duenced by this in their trading, as has been repeatedly stated by represents tlves of the southern countries. The question of building up an Amer ican merchant marine, which has been before the country for many years, will again do consiaerea f.y the next cou gress, and there Is reason to believe that some definite action will be taken. It la ft subject In which every section of the country the wet and south not less than the east Is deeply Interested. The producers of the west are as much concerned as the manufacturers of the The direct primary like the Australian ballot has come to stay In Nebraska, It Is not necessary to wait until the legisla ture has enacted a law to make it go into effect, although It will eventually have to be regulated by law In order to make it uniform in every voting dis trict. The direct primary has for a number of years operated successfully In Arkansas In the selection of state offi cers and choice of United States sena tors and has been acquiesced n by all factions of Arkansas democracy, which constitutes about four-fifths of the vot ing population of that state. OASOI.IMS MOTOR CARS. Important Revolution In Railroad Snhnrban Service. Chicago Tribune. The Union Pacific railway company has been making at Omaha some Interesting experiments with gasoline motor cars which It proposes to substitute for steam trains In its suburban service. The results of the tests have been highly satisfactory. One of the cars has reached a maximum speed of fifty-seven miles an hour while carrying fifty-seven passengers, and It Is believed as good average time can be made with them as with steam trains. The application to railway cars of the gasoline motor which, as is well known. Is extensively used In the propelling of automobiles was first experimented with and put into practical use about 'a year ago. The Union Pacific's gasoline motor car No. 1, which was first put on the rails last March, was constructed on new lines. As It gave better satisfaction than any similar which previously had been tried all the cars subsequently built by that com pany have been built according to the same plans. The gasoline motor used Is similar to tr ose by which automobiles are driven. The car tapers at both ends and Is rounded on the roof like a yacht, so as to reduce the Wind resistance to minimum. By means of air brakes the car may be stopped within 112 or 115 feet, when going at twenty mllesJ an hour. The vibration and noise of the engine have been almost eliminated and the exhaust Is so muffled as scarcely to be perceptible. Tests have shown that the motor, will not only run a car at high speed, but that It will pull heavy loads. The advantages railroads would derive from the adoption of gasoline motor cars In their suburban services are considerable. At the present time they are competing with the electric lines for suburban busi ness with doubtful success and generally giving poor satisfaction to their patrons. The operation of steam trains costs so much that during most of the day it does not pay to run them at frequent Intervals. But suburban dwellers desire trains at frequent Intervals. Consequently they patronise the steam road's rivals, the elec- ktrlo lines. It has looked as If the railroads would have to electrify their lines If they were to hold and Increase their suburban business. Electrification, however, would cost a great deal of money. The Introduc tion of gasoline motor cars, If they were successful, would enable the railroads to run cars on their suburban lines as often as the electric lines. It would, at the same time, save them the great expense of elec trifying. They would be advantageous to the public as well as to the railroads. They would improve rapid transit facili ties; enable the railroads' suburban patrons to ride to and from their homes without being choked and begrimed with soot and coal smnke; and would diminish the amount of smoke which now pollutes the air of cities. The test of gasoline motor cars now being made may prove the Introduc tion to an Important and salutary revolu tion In railway suburban services. When that grand Jury gets through In vestigating the men at the head of de funct rje"ver bonks it might with prop riety turn its attention to state bank examiners who vouched for the solidity of the Institutions up to the verge of the crash. Examiners who examine are really needed In all the states. The resolutions committee that framed the democrotlc state platform Is sup posed to be constituted of a member ship of one from each congressional dis trict. Inspectiqn of the personnel of the committee, however, discloses the fuct that three out of six' came from the Second congressional district. The first sale of American goods in Shanghai since the boycott is a quantity of oil. Now If those Chinese have de termined to help the Standard Oil com pany, In addition to other acts of un friendliness, their case is hopeless, and the president should begin Immediately to prepare to retaliate. The fraud at the bottom of the bunco game of fusion was never- more patent than In the labeling of the democratic ticket just nominated at Lincoln, with the populist name, by a handful of self appointed delegates calling themselves a state convention. How have the mighty fallen. Miss Tarbell can now resume her Rockefeller stories by discovering why the Standard OU company has again ad vanced the price of crude oil. Her ex perience Is worth little unless she can discover some ulterior motive In the latest move. Great Oiiorllllr. iu Slcbt, Chicago Rocord-Heraid. "There are." says Jamas J. tUU. "plenty POLITICAL DRIFT. The famous national prophet. Colonel Orosvenor of Ohio, will soon reach the mainland and reveal the future. Until he lands, all predictions should be placed In cold storage. Efforts are being made to nail down the lid In Kansas. Topeka and other moist burgs are reported dry. People afflicted with an unsatisfied thirst regard this aa a sure sign that Governor Iloch will not re fuse a second term. George W. Plunkltt of New Tork, a mil lionaire and author of a famous booklet on "Honest Graft," was shamefully rolled In the dirt at the primaries last Tuesday. Thomas Jefferson McManus threw him out side the breastworks of Tammany. A Kansas City alderman, possessing an Imposing front and 260 pounds of flesh and bone, Is striving to loff off 100 pounds by fasting. His principal diet is water. An office holder who mortifies the spirit with water has surely reached the limit. An unusual feature of the local cam paign In New York City Is the lack of newspaper opposition to the re-election of Mayor MeClellan, Tammany's rlghthand man. Only two papers are making a fight against him. The fact Is the opposition la unable to unite on a candidate. The ruling organisation In Pennsylvania must be In hard lines. The Philadelphia Press editorially calls the attention of President Roosevelt to a case In Chester county where the, Independent candidates for district attorney . was offerod a federal office If he would quit the field. The salary of the comptroller of New York Is 116.0(10 a year, which Is S per cent Interest on ttuC.OnO. Mr. Grout finds It too little for his family ex pennon. He can save nothing for a rainy day. Therefore be Is determined to retire and devote his ener gies to more lucrative pursuits. The discovery that a bunch of 1100,000 Insurance money was sent to Albany, N. Y., during a legislative session tends to throw a faint shadow of doubt on the claim of a lawmaker that he was able to build himself a costly home after the ses sion with money saved by his wife In doing her own housework. Everett Colley, a pugnacious republican of Newark, N. J., formulated a platform of his own and appealed for support at the republican primaries last week. For a month or more he carried on a personal campaign In favor of limited franchises and compensation therefor, corporation control and equal taxation. Jeraeymen liked Colley and his platform so well that they nominated him with a whoop. The corporation favorite when the ballots were 1 Toy 9 ffd' pJ (pi YVjd &Q)) ci & ") (CREAM PURE WHOLESOME RELIABLE MADE FROM CREAM OF TARTAR DERIVED SOLELY FROM GRAPES, THE MOST DELICIOUS AND WHOLE SOME OF ALL FRUIT ACIDS Its superiority is unquestioned. Its fame world-wide Its use a protection and a guarantee against altim food Alum baking powders, their true character disguised, are urged with great effrontery upon the public. Their promoters are aware of their unwholesomeness, but the enormous profit in their manufacture, as they cost but two cents a pound and are sold at twenty-five cents a pound, or twenty-five cents for twenty-five ounces, overcomes all consideration upon the part of their makers for the health of the consumer. Mum baking powders retard the digestion of food in the stomach, while cream of tartar baking powder promotes it These ate facts, and they are of serious import to the public OTHER LADS THAI OVRS. Russia figures up, officially, Its loss In ships In the Japanese war at IllS.OOO.fO This may be called a bottom estimate. 1 does not appear to cover the damage vessels now Interned In Chinese and Phi tpplne waters. It probably refers to tl cost Of the vessels and their equipments which have gone either Into the hands of the Japanese or to the bottom. It doos not represent the reparable damage, but the Irreparable. This official figure, neverthe- ! less, calls attention to and emphasizes not only the terrific character of the blow that has been administered to the Russian em pire by this war, but to the enormous cost and extreme fragility of naval property at this stage of the world's affairs. It re minds the nations that. In putting from M.000,000 to $7,000,000 Into the construction of a battleship, they are practically putting that amount Into an eggshell, whloh may be crushed and ruined at a touch. The secret suspicion with which French men regard each German movement is well Illustrated by a recent article In a Paris newspaper, it describes Germany as being busy In Morocco to secure objects of barter In view of future bargains with France, and warns Frenchmen to be on their guard against a possible renewal of the attempt to secure their adherence to the Baghdad railway scheme. The real character of that project is, It says, now better understood In France, where there Is no longer any temptation to acoept the offer made to the Paris Bourse of to per cent of the shares. The terms of the concession have strength ened the conviction that the railway would assure the preponderance of German Inter ests from the Bosporus to the Persian gulf. In this matter the Interests of France and Germany are Identical. The article declares that "It Is reasonable to suppose that an attempt on the part of Germany to come to a separate understanding with France on this subject would fall as completely as did the attempt made to disturb the entente. . In the words of M. Cheradame. to afford Germany the possibility of complet ing the railway under Its exclusive control would be equivalent to giving it absolute control over Asia Minor and rendering the kaiser master of the great international route, extending from Hamburg Jo the Per sian gulf." In conclusion, the writer re marks that the German scheme does not take Russian Interests Into account either, a circumstance which Franoe will not be disposed to ignore. Among the Interesting experiments to be carried out during the French army ma neuvers In the east will be the employment aa a complete unit of the cyclist battalion recently formed at Chalons. The Idea la to find out whether It Is possible to attach large bodies of cyclists aa a highly mobllo reserve to an army In the field, and to use them in combination with cavalry and ar tillery to check or frustrate an enveloping movement. General Langlobi pointed out recently that at present only cavalry and artillery are capable of making such a movement with the necessary rapidity, and that their action, unsupported by bayonets, could not be sufficiently sustained to attain its object. He argues that the existence of good roads makes the use of strong cyclist norpa In European warfare not only pos sible, but effective, and suggests that each field army should be provided with a mobile reserve consisting of 5, MO cyclists, S.0'0 cavalry and thirty guns. The Prussian authorities have Just pro mulgated a new law enforcing regulations for the improvement of the condition of the living places of the poor. It modifies cer tain looal tsxes In favor of worklngmen's dwellings provided by philanthropic socie ties. It requires all communes and man orial districts with more than l".O0O Inhabi tants to adr.pt and Issue regulations re specting the use of buildings for dwelling and sloeplng purposes. Moreover, In cases of divided authority. It provides that the minister of the Interior shall determine where responsibility shall lie. Various habitation which are in a dilapidated state ii v I Don t tempt me. Pop, replied the bright luuoco iiiirimcu im muinj. u mum uu Dtv. If I took all rtat money 1 mignt buy era! blocks on an errand for him, "here's penny fur ye. rovlded with kitchens; rooms used for vlng, cooking or sleeping must allow at tst ten cubic metres air space and four . iare metres superficial space per person, dwelling must be so large that persons above 14 years may be able to sleep In sep arate rooms according to sex. Special reg ulations are Imposed In the Interest of domestic servants, who are to have healthy rooms with doors that can be locked, with the minimum air space and superficial space required for their employment. Every city of more than 100,000 population Is to have a housing bureau with a Specially trained staff. Some of these regulations suggest, rather eloquently, the nature of existing conditions. King Oscar and the kaiser should be ex cellent friends, for in some things their Ideas run in parallel grooves. Thus both gave the late pope the kiss of equality when they called to see him, instead of bending low to kiss his hand, as less sturdy monarchs have done before them. It was King Oscar, Indeed, set the example. When the pope held out his hand the Swedish king bent not at all, but seised It heartily and gave It a vigorous shake. Then he threw his arm around the pope, gave him a vigorous continental hug and followed this up with three resounding kisses on the cheeks and forehead. The courtiers were horrified, the pope amused and the king satisfied. When the kaiser went to Rome he followed the precedent set by the other Protestant monarch, and probably It will be remembered by King Edward if he calls on Leo's successor. an auto scorchln. wld It an' git pinched -Philadelphia Press. fur FLASHES OF FI X. "I haven't had a photo taken In ten years!" remarked the conceited man, with a flourish. "What's the matter?" chirped his friend. "Still having them struck off of the same old plate?" Detroit Free Press. "Any adventures during your automobile ride today?" "None to speak of. Ran over a dog or two." "For a forty-two horse power machine that's simply disgraceful '. Chicago Tribune. "Much obliged to you, Tltefyst to the youngster son," said old ho had run aev- "The word 'graft1 becomes more obnox ious to the public every day," said the sin cere citlxen. "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum; "If many more of my tllstlngulsljed acquaint ances become Involved In it we'll have to see if we can't Invent a more polite name for It." Washington Btar. "Mrs. Oumler Is really a remarkable woman, Isn't BheT" "How so?" "Why, she lost E0 at bridge the other afternoon without a murmur. And It was give i) her by her husband to pay a bill, too." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "No," said the passenger In the seedy suit; "business isn't what it used to be. I've seen some pretty bad years, but this Is absolutely the worst ever." "To what do you attribute itr asked the passenger with the skull cap. "Ruinous competition." "What Is your line of business, may I ask " "I:m a rainmaker." Chicago Tribune. DERELICTS. New Tork Times. A year, a year, and then to miss That which was all In all for aye O Love Is fleeting as your kiss, 0 Love, forever and a day. To this. Why such a change In one short yeart 1 can not, can not understand; O! why to cast upon Love's lller, Whose name was written In the sand. This tear. Why then the fields were red with Way, When you and I together swore; Is May so very far away. Was all so different then, before Today? And did the gods above them smile When we believed that love would mat, Counting Its heartbeats on the Dial. Of hours, which have too soon slipped past The while. Two honts upon a sea r.f glass; A little strength; a little trust; Yet let the hand of Fate hut pass, Could they withstand the stur.u cloud's gust, Alas! So though not knowing, yet must I Forget one day and fe-l no more Tour love, which dreamed not e'er to die Thank God for that. I close my door. Goodby. Browning, Ming & Co CLOTMINC. FURNISHINGS, AND BATS " Tis he who lags behind the procession," said Beau Brummel, "must take the dust." LEADING THE PROCESSION In introducing our new scale of regular and half sizes we offer you the EXACT SIZE YOU WANT. It is the link that unites the ready-made to the m a de -1 o -measure. It bridges the gap that the tailor filled. All our Fall and "Winter Suits now ready are cut in HALF SIZES. counted looked as though be was Ue4 at j "minimum requirements" are Txed. as, for the Bat. 1 aaaoipla, that DO rooms may be used for FUtecnth and j Doufllas Sts. Broalsray at Znd Street OMAIIA NED. Factarjr, Cass 1 SM