Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, September 09, 1905, EDITORIAL SECTION, Page 10, Image 10
10 TTTE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 1905. Tiir Omaha Daily Bee. B. ROSEWATk.it, EDITOR. PUBLISHED KVKRT MORNING. TKRM8 or rMllSCftll'TION. Pally H" (wlth'.ut Sunday), ope par. M 00 Wily Be nn'l Hund.y, one yeO Illustrated Bee, one )r I " Hundsy lie", ont year ' M fciturday U, one year 1-' Twentieth Century Viirmer. one year... 1 uO IF.U VF.ItEIi BY CARRJRK. Dally Bee (without B'inri."i . per cpy. Ihlly Re (without Humlay), ier Ialiy Ue tut ludlng Huhdav). per week. .17c Evening ee (without Surxlav). per week Tc Evening lira (Including Sunday;, per week 12C Sunday Bee, per copy &o Complaint of Irregulnrltle In delivery ehnuld be add re mod to City Circulation De partment. OFFICES. Omaha The !(ce Building. South Omaha itv llnil Building, Twenty-fifth and M streeta. Council l:l urTa In Pearl atreet. Chicago Inl'y Building. New York Jj-jo Home Life Inaurance Sulldlng. Waahlngton I'll Fourteenth atreet. CO R U K8 1'U N D N C 10. Communlcatlona relating to newe and edi torial matter mould he addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial I apartment. HEM ITTANCES. Remit by dralt, express or poatal order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-pent atampa received In pa ment of mall account. personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. THE BEK PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION, totals of Nebraska, Douglas County, es. : George B. 'lucnuck, treasurer or The Be i'ublisnlng Company, being duly aworn, aaya thai the actual number of. full and complete copies o The Daily. Morning, Evening and tiundny Bee printed during llio .in .lull of Auguat, waa aa followa: 17 ilO.lMMJ 80,060 U1,7U ,7U K1,BU uo.ooo ao.llo u ao.ioo a, ao.no ; U1.7M d xu,uao a ao.ioo t iijlMU j UU.71U u ; ao,cno i fcisooo SS.OBO J ItT.UHO i UU.040 i x,soo t, uo.usu 7 80,(MU 5 Xlt,NSU iiu.uso li) a ao.oao u ai.mo i HHJtXU it ;to,oi j ttlt,U0 it, XU,tSO Totals Lean unaolu copies . IS. II). 20. n. 21. .ttao.xoo Net total eales Dl.-4 unity average KU.U40 U&OKGE fa. TiiSCHUCK, '1 reaaui Subscribed in my present" aHi sworn to bxiore me luls first uay of Augual, ltwo. taeai) M. B. iiLUNOATU, Notary 1'U una wuum otr or town. gabaorlbers leaving tUe ens- teaa yvrailly aliould liavi lt ! mallet tfeesa. It Is better titan u dally letter Iron borne. Ail Ureas tvllt no vlntugril aa tteu requested. Cossacks are to guard tiie cmr Uiia wiiiKT, but wlio ure lo KUaril die C'oh Bacas i The Statu lair wuUm nave been n recurtl-broakr but for the butiIus of UlolHlUl'O. People who art bcuiouuing the panning of the veterans should look at the peu sloii roll uud be coin Tort ei. If the arguuieiUB coutuidu It may be ueoi'SHary to apiolut a referee to act be tween the KrLtt anI Nrltoii maiiagerfi. If that mob in tue Caucasus which captured KunhIuu guna had been lu Asia a few months ago the luater ou the czar's army might le bvlghter. Dallas miKhi have run a belter race for the Uraud Army reuulou had not a uogro beeu burned In Texas the day be fore the vote waa taken. THE YtLLOW fKRlL Bodl The emperor of Germany la still ap prehensive that he sueeexs of Japan will result In some sort of Injury to tlie wextern world. Id conversation with the Amerlesn mngressmen whom he In vited to rail upon him the kaiser Is said to have dwelt on the 'yellow peril" aul expressed the opinion that the Japanese would follow up their military succesBes by closing the open door, -and, by their command of cheap labor, forclnn Europe and America out of the oriental mnrkets. He expressed the opinion that the Japa nese would Indirectly own China and urged that It waa necessary for the white nations to stem the yellow peril by unit ing. It Is thus apparent thot all the assur ances which Japan has given of Its Inten tion not to put any obstacles In the way of the trade of other nations In the orient has had no effect upon the uilnd of Emperor William. He evidently does not find la that, article of the pence treaty which gives China a free hand In the Industrial and commercial de velopment of Manchuria the agreement that neither party to the convention shall put any obstacle In the way of Chinese measures there any reason for changing the opinion which he has more than once expressed, that the domlnancy which Japan has attained In the far east means only 111 for the other nations that have Interests In that part of the world. Of course he Is not alone In this view. It la entertained by many In Europe and by some lu this country. But we think It Is by no means so largely held as when It was first advanced. The world has since then formed a better opinion of Japan, remembering that that country as never failed to fulfill its promises nd to act In good faith toward other nations. Japan Is fully committed to the princi ple of the open door so far ns Manchuria concerned and the treaty with Kussla binds her to that position. However great her influence " may hereafter be ith China, and doubtless It will be very potent, she can obtain no trade conces sions or privileges In the Chinese terri tory from which Russia has been driven that cannot be shared by other notions. This Is speclficolly and explicitly pro- lded In the treaty. Of course the Japa nese will endeavor to get all the trade they can In China and It Is to be ex pected that they will become very active nd formidable competitors with other nations for oriental trade. Hut this would have come about If there had been no war. Japan was making stendy headway Industrially and commercially and she has no advantage now that she did not poasegs then. Her since acquired political prestige gives her greater po litical potency and she has won a larger field for the fruits of her people's energy nd enterprise, tAit she cannot wholly outrol that field. The rights nnd in terests there of others she Is bound to recognize and respect. ' If other countries cannot successfully compete with Japan In the Asiatic mar kets they will have no cause to complain at loss of trade. All they can ask la a fair field and no favor and this, it Is not to be doubted, they will have. All there s to the so-called yellow peril Is the possibility that the Japanese may out strip Europeans and Americans in the race for trade and certainly our people will not yet admit that they can do this. Marquis. I to appears to be gaining some of the houors of the early Christian martyrs without the satisfaction of pre. paring a confession of faith. PInce western learning is to be the basis of preferment in China's civil gerv Ice some Innovations In the methods of "graft" may le expected In the empire. How does It come that the Senior Vel- Mow possesses tho only reliable source of Information concerning the move menta of Pat Crowe and his where- n bouts? That scandal lu the War department should be an eye-pener to the Interior department, as an Inspector has been ac tually found whose report is questioned by his superiors. The Union Pacluc cut off between Omaha and Fremont will be much more satisfactory to Omaha business men than the Ilurllngtou cuCaff between Fre mont and Ashlnnd. There cau be little hope for recovery for the insane Nebraska farmer who left his crops standing In the field to take a trip to Chicago. The asylum was bta logical destination. Pcoplo who rejoice because the volume of curreuey is greater now than ever be fore In the hlwtory of America have ad dlttonal cause for Joy lu knowing that there Is not a RO-cent dollar in the lot. ii army omccra are to be held re sponsible for the substitution of Inferior goods by army contractors, the course of tudy at West Tolnt will have to be en Urged to cover several Industrial sub Jects. The Ilarrlman rcceptUm at Toklo wa not quite aa much of an ovation as the reception of Secretary Toft. With th Japanese, aa with all other nationalities. It makes a difference liefore aud after Mk'ng. service regulations and the numler of them In the public service Is not very much less than the number of republicans. TAKE THK LID OFF Omaha and Douglas county have for years been kept In ignorance about the Inner workings and financial deals of the county court, which Is not only the custodian and judicial guardian of the widows' aud orphans' estates, but also a mystery. The prosperity of the concern that sold such systems shows that there are plenty of such Chicagoans, however. It also shows that the fool-killer must be "loafing on the Job'" In emulation of the water pipe extension force. ebraaba Dolus; Qwlte Well. New York Bun. Nebraska Is doing very well financially, fllnce May 29 the deposits In the Omaha national banks have Increased KSOO.oiw, th Increase being largely due to the farmers, who are overloading their local depositaries with CRfh. The wheat rrnn la atill In the the custodian of the funds deposited in hands of the producers. The lino.nm.ooo corn the condemnation of right-of-way by ; crop has not been sold yet, and the live railroads aud other corporations that ac-; !f;k ,h ta,' ild a great return. qulre the property of private cltlr.ens for public Improvements. Whenever the owner of any reul estate appraised un der condemnation proceedings refuses to accept the sum awarded to him by the appraisers the money is deposited In the county court aud held there until the superior courts decide whether or not the aword Is rcosonable. In the course of the last ten years these funds deposited for the benefit of property owners, whose lands have been taken for public use, have aggregated hundreds of thousands of dollars. It Is an open secret that these moneys are deposited ou Interest In some bunk or banks, but, so far ns we can learn, not a penny of Interest has been turned over to the parties finally adjudged to be entitled to the money. In his capacity as probate Judge, the County Judge has eole supervision over executors and administrators and fixes their pny for service rendered. Such a sacred trust should le administered in full view of the public and subject at all times to public scrutiny, but under the system that fins prevailed In tho county court no such publicity hns been given. The entire administration of the probate department of the court hos been under cover nnd no one but the Judge and his confidential clerk ' has ever been able to ascertain Just exactly what Is being done with the deposit and disbursement of heirship funds. The most conservative estimate of the num ber of estates that have passed through probate during the Incumbency of Judge Vlnsonhaler Is 2,2uo, ranging from $500 to a million or more. The time has come for lifting the lid. Thnt can only be done by a change of administration in the county court with the beginning of next year. For tills reason, if for none other, the candidacy of the chief clerk of the present Incum bent should receive no encouragement at the hnnds of republicans. It would certainly be very improper to allow the present Judge to bequeath his place to a successor and It Is not presumable that the man who has been his confidential clerk through his three terms would stop the abuses to which he has been a party, willing or unwilling, during the past six years. adays. High gphnol Fraternities. Chicago Tribune. The Minneapolis Board of Education does not approve of fraternities In the hlgli schools. It thinks they are too advanced for the high school boys and girls. It has adopted a rule debarring members of fra ternities from participation In literary, so cial or athletic exerelaes under the control of the school. The Chicago Board of Edu cation set out to do something of thla kind, but was Mopped by an Injunction, and let the matter drop. Instead of fighting It out. The Interesting legal and educational ques tions Involved In the controversy never have been ful diacnasHcd and determined by the courts, aa they should be. It Is the general opinion of educators that fra trnltics have a bad Influence on high school youth, that they Interfere with stud!", and create clannish and often snobbish groups among pupils. The power of the school authorities to deal Indirectly with the fraternities never has been de termined. They have no direct control over the children outside the school. They cannot say pupils ahall not form cluba, lodges or fraternities. If they have the right to discourage these things when studies are Interfered with, as the Minne apolis school board has done, they should exercise the right. If they are powerless, they should ask for power. la now evident why the board of dl .ctora of other New York l.lfe Insur ance companies did not fa ft out. They were satisfied with the division of the profits. While Hyde and Alexander each wauted them all. With the Portsmouth conference ended, the Norwegian-Swedish confer ence taking a recess and the sultan of Morocco making amends to Frauce, war correspondent can take a vacation or begin engagements with the magaxlnes telling bow they foretold bow the many IncMeul would close. TUE SOUTH A.SD CIVIL SERVICE It appears that the southern states have not their quota of federal appoint ments under the civil service law and the fact Is ascribed to the reluctance of southern democrats to become applicants for places In the classified service In the regular way. Very generally they are not believers In civil service reform, but still bold to the view that the spoils belong to Uie Victors and therefore not many of them take the examinations which are necessary In order to obtain positions In the civil service of the gov ernment. Another explanation Is that most of the adherents of the democratic party In the south feel that regardless of the showing a democrat In that sec tion might make he would really stand very little chance of an appointment. As everybody Is aware who knows anything about the civil service examina tions, nothing even resembling partisan ship Is permitted. The rules of the service explicitly prohibit the inclusion in examination papers of any statement or suggestion which will disclose the politics of the applicant. This rule Is strictly enforced nnd the person who violates It Is punished by having his examination cancelled. A member of the civil service commission, who re cently visited the south, has called at tention through the newspapers to the nonpartisan character of the appoint ments made under the civil service law and to Insist that the only reason repub licans are so largely In the majority in the minor federal offices of the south Is because democratic cltlsens hove per sistently fulled to take the examinations, thus giving the republican applicants practically a clear field and leaving the commission with a list of eligible com posed almost wholly of republicans. - The democrats of the south are at least consistent lu this matter. As the Wash ington corresioudent of the New York Evening Post points out, southern public men, with rare exceptions, are uot civil service reformers. In congress they have declared their opposition to that policy whenever the opportunity offered and thus have emited among their con stituents the feeling which manifests Itself In the failure of democrats In that sectlou to take the civil service examina tions. The effort which the commission Is making to Induce democrats In the south to prepare themselves fof entering the civil service of the government Is altogether commendable, but It cannot le confidently predicted that It will have the desired result, so general and strong seems to be . the prejudice against the merit system. I'nquestlonably that pre. Judlee Is shared to a very considerable exteut by northern democrats, but It does not deter them from seeking gv mmeAt jusUlou Uu'i art uader civil In the case of'the city of Omaha en Joining the appraisers of the water works from Including in their estimates the value of the South Omuha plant, the water company has filed a disclaimer and the water lniurd Is expecting to file a re-clalmer, then the city attorney will file a re-Joinder, und then the water com pany will file a re-Joinder to the re Joinder; then the water board will file a demurrer to the rejoinders, and then the appraisers will file their bills for $r0 a day, and then, after the city treas urer has cashed them with his noted celerity, the legal quadrille will be re sumed, and all will promenade to places. In the meantime the water works have not changed owners and the water board continues to draw salaries with great regularity and Its special attorneys ure milking the cow while the litigants are tugging at the horns and the tall of the animal. COMPt XSOHY INVESTIGATION. Colonel Uryan'a Plan for Settlement of Labor Disputes. New York Sun. Colonel Bryan addressed a Iabor day picnic in Omaha, Neb., Monday and con tributed a suggestion for the settlement of disputes between employers and employes that was more sensible than the oft repeated cry for compulsory arbitration. Colonel Bryan said: "There ought to be In every city, In every state and in tho nation a permanent arbi tration board with power to Investigate and report on any labor trouble. "The compulsory Investigation of a labor trouble must be distinguished from the com pulsory enforcement of the finding of the board. It Is far more important that tho Investigation shall be compulsory when either party desires It than that the finding shall be binding, because public opinion will surely enforce a fair and Impartial finding." The plans for compulsory arbitration that have been advanced from time to time have been defective In thnt they provided no practical method for the enforcement of tho awards to be made under their opera tion. In specific cases the parties In dis pute might consent in advance to be bound by the decision of a board of arbitration, but no general rule has been devised to compel such consent. Under the present legal system no rule could be laid down covering any and all cases that might arise. Colonel Bryan wisely abstained Monday from an attempt to.formulate such a rut Instead, he would have compulsory Investi gation, apparently with full publication of the findings in each ease. The rest would be left to tho operation of public opinion. What vnluc there Is in the plan thus out lined Is a question. To determine the scope of such Investigations might prove perplex ing. The selection of competent Investiga tors would offer many difficulties. In prac tice It might be found that -hat seems so slmpls In theory would prove Impossible of execution, but Colonel Brynn Is right In his estimate of the piwer of public opinion to correct any abuse of sufficient Importance to receive .Its attention. This, In fact, the leaders of the movement for the "closed shop" are learning, and the strong senti ment In favor of Jhe open shop manifested In many parts of America now Is the result of the abuses the unions hnve fostered un der the guidance of fanatical or corrupt "leaders." Itepubllcuns in Omuha and South Omaha who failed to register last fall by reason of sickness, absence from the city or by reason of their being under age or residing In Nebraska less thau six mouths, should at once apply to tho city clerks of tho respective cities for registration papers that will entitle them to vote at tlie coming primary. The Harbor of the American Order of Protection has closed a harmonious ses sion at Lincoln, while tho rain was pour ing over the State fair grounds. The Harbor of Protection Is a fratertinl In surance order and claims to be doing business In fifteen states, chiefly for the protection of Its officers from want of employment. The democratic nominations for tlie Board of Education have gone by de fault, because no democrat seemed will ing to file bis name for the primary bal lot, even though there Is no expense at tached; but why should there be any democratic school loard nominations anyway? POLITTOAl, DRIFT. The mayor of Atlanta explains that his toot at Toledo was confined to a few glasses of beer. Wise politicians should take their favorite with them on their travels and avoid mixing drinks. Robert Bacon, the newly appointed as sistant secretary of state, Is a great lover of athletics, and Is well known as a horse man and polo player. President Palma declares there Isn't a single dishonest official In Cuba. The re port that the Island was thorougly Ameri canized Is premature. Colonel Henrv Wattersnn says that no first class man can afford to go to con- OTHKR LASH Til AN Ol RS. The fighting men of Nippon bulla little toy gardens In the fashion of their na tive land. They grow plants and flowers with loving skill and amuse themselves with handicraft of various kinds. Wrest ling matches entertain them. But they do not make themselves the prey of appetite or passion. Perhaps a greater marvel la the Japanese army's abstention from drinking water condemned by the remarkable med ical staff, which has done much to make the death rate from disease almost Incred ibly low. The .Tapanese are great water drinkers. They are said by some authori ties to average a gallon a day apiece. But they have fought through hot summer days, from early morning till night, close to Inviting streams snd wells, and let the water remain tintasted because It had been declared unfit for drinking. All this Is wonderful beyond . the belief of western soldiers. Americans snd Europeans. In the heat of combat or made reckless by tho Inertia of camp life, show Scant respect for orders which conflict with their thirst or their hunger. An army so careful to live, yet so willing to die; so obedient and so bold, so sound In health, so strict In discipline, so rich In Individual Initiative and so respectful to officers, has no paral lel. It deserves the triumphs It has won. The navel section of the Imperial Rus sian Technical society has Just completed an Investigation as to the possibilities of constructing a new Russian fleet In Rus sian shipbuilding yards and has arrived at the conclusion that this con be done. In five years time. It Is stated, the Baltic works can build eight first-class cruisers and the Galerny Island and New Admiralty yards twelve first-class battleships. Kron stadt, with Its reter dock, Is In a position to construct armored cruisers of the im proved Bayan type and sea-going gunboats or torpedo transports. Torpedo cruisers and submersibles may be ordered of the Neva works and of Ijinge's work" In Rlpa. Sea going torpedo boats (Including destroyers) and const defense torpedo boats can be suc cessfully built In the small shipbuilding yards of Finland. Riga. P.eval and Mbau, which may also take In hand the construc tion of part of the torpedo transports or storeshlps required. The Putlley works can eomplote In the same period four emlsers of tne Bayan type and a number of torpedo boats and gunboats. As to the works In the south of Russia, It Is estl mated thnt Nlknlaleff and Sevastopol can complete four battleships, four cruisers of tho Bayan type and some torpedo boats. The gold output of the Transvaal In July was the largest on record, amounting to tS.673.n00, or at the rate of over tlOO.000, 000 a year. Apparently the maximum has not yet been reached, and It Is expected that the remaining months of this year will show still further gains. It Is prob able thnt the monthly production inay ex ceed $9,000,000 ,by December, but local auth orities doubt whether It will go beyond that point, at least until some of the newer deep-level mines begin to add to the re turns. By that time, however. It Is likely that several of the older outcrop mines will drop out of the producing list. It Is well known that some of them are nearly ap proaching exhaustion. There are now over 40,000 Chinese In the mines of the Wlt waterstrnnd, and they are still coming. They seem to be generally well organized and fairly steady, though there hove been several outbreaks among them, which in dicate thnt the Chinese Is not quite as peaceable as he has credit for being. The management of 40,000 laborers (It will soon be 80,000 or 60.000) of a race wholly alien to, and not easily understood by, the white managers is not an easy task. England smiles at two Mohammedans from Afghanistan who have come to con vert Englishmen to Islam. The two mis sionaries have no end of seal, however, for their cnuse. They walked every mile of the distance from Kabul to London, ex cept where It was necessary to take ship', and the Immensity of their task, now that they are face to face with Christian Eng land, can scarcely daunt such simple, ardent, unterrlfied bouIs. In much the same way the first Christian missionaries went to the orient. When the Jesuits first appeared In China, several centuries ago, the Chinese regarded them exactly as the English now regard these two followers of the prophet. The Afghans would In time get converts enough, If only they carried with them a material civilization superior to that of the west. Suppose they were possessed of a medical knowledge far su perior to that of the English physicians and, besides, had in their support gunboats with which the British navy could not possibly contend, the extent of their spiritual conquests In London, Manchester and York might be appalling. As things stand, they may gain some adherents. It Is something of a surprise to lenrn that a man in London named Qullllam, by auth ority of Abdul Hamld, is the shelk-ut-iBlani of the British Isles, and that he has already opened mosques In London and Liverpool. The Paris correspondent of one of the London newspapers points out that In ense the emperor of Morocco should prove obstinate. It would not be absolutely nec. Em, n ...;.' y W 'vV'-'.v 'crt-.'-L There are no less than four teen remedies in this standard family medicine. Among them we might mention sarsaparilla root, yellow dock root, stillingia root, buck thorn bark, senna leaves, burdock root, timi- cifuga root, cinchona bark, phytolacca root. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is certainly a medicine, a genuine medicine, a doctor's medicine. Kane br r twsu, Mass Also muuMn: ATER'8 HATH VtOOR-For the hair. AYER'S CHBRRY PECTORAL For COSf hi. rers of AVER'S PHI For eenrttpsrloa. ITER'S AGUE CURB tot malaria ana agl- FARM .mi.OHY SCHKMKS. Some Variations In Former Methods Abont to Be Tested. Baltimore American. It Is gradually dawning upon those hu manitarians who would solve the problem of betterment for what has been called the "submerged tenth" thnt charity does not even afford a partial solution. The charita ble Institution pure and simple, under what ever pretentious name It may be disguised, soon destroys every instinct of Independ ence, and hence all self-respecting emo tions. It pauperises and kills individuality. In recent years there has been an elabora tion, In practical devices, of the Idea of helping people to help themselves. There Is no longer any doubt that philanthropic effort can best be directed along the line of the theory that those efforts are most helpful that aid people to aid themselves. The puzzle yet to be worked out Is as to how this can be best accomplished. The farm colony proposition is being tried under more than one variation, and there Is abundant reason to hope that a great aggregate average of relief will be found through some of these colonizing efforts. Farm colonizing schemes are not by any means all alike. There Is a vast room for variation In details of management, as well as in the diversity of industries, and the ultimate success or failure of theae plans. It seems already assured, will depend chiefly upon the Intelligence with which the under takings are planned and made adaptable to the natural 'predilections of the people thnt are expected to be benefited. John Arbuckle, a New York coffee mer chant, has a farm colony In contemplation to be made operative next year that will differ In some respects from other such schemes that have been inaugurated. For his purpose he will utilize the Mary and John Arbuckle farm and upon this he will erect it building having a housing capacity of 200. Tower will be provided, and not farm work alone, but various light Indus tries will be undertaken. It is to be In ferred that every branch of farm Industry, from bee keeping and poultry raising to fruit and vegetable growing, will be en gaged In In a colony having a membership as large as 200. old people, married couples or unmated, and the part of hlo scheme which Mr. Ar buckle feels has not been satisfactorily de termined Is as to how the older element shall be employed. He oflers a prize of $100 for the right Idea concerning this phase of the difficulty. The distinguishing feature of the Ar buckle colony, however, will be that men and women will be allowed to work to gether and to associate during leisure with out espionage. The colony will be con ducted. In other words, Just like any other business organization, on the assumption that men and women are to be trusted to look after themselves. The colonists will be thrown upon their own responsibility and their own self-respect, for good con duct, and the founder of the scheme be lieves that the free Intermingling of men and women will be the feature that will make the colony happy, prosperous and a success. by the owner of the Wentworth, but they hsve been used to the utmost to boom Portsmouth as a summer resort, and thrift may hare had something to do with the entertainment of the envoys by the stats of New Hampshire, ostensibly, but really by Oovernor McLane and several other gentlemen, who are footing the bills and expect the state to reimburse them. The promoters of publicity would not neglect the opportunities afforded by the peace negotiations. PASSIO n,F.AATRIE. "He runs his new automobile through the street every evening so as to create an Im pression." "Does he succeed?" "I Judge he does by the way the people on the porches all sniff." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Aurellus Noble sir, who Is yon garrulous citizen who for the last half hour hath harangued the plebs In the forum. Peronlus That, your lordship, Is Prog nosUeus, the Roman Augur. Aurellus In very sooth, I knew well he was some sort of a bore. Shall we llbate? Cleveland Leader. starts to do anv succeed If he onlv Polk When a fellni thing he can always sticks to it. Jolk Not always. How about when you start to remove a sheet of sticky fly paper that you've sat down on? Philadelphia Ledger. "No. thanks," snld Mr. Pneer, politely de clining the fragrant Havana thnt had been offered him. "I can't afford to run the risk of spoiling mv liking for the stogies I smoke." Chicago Tribune. "Bllgglns must have money. He bought an automobile two months ago." "That " answered the man who exhales sadness and gasoline, "merely means that he used to have money." Washington Star. Mrs. Whlttier Lowell In disobeying me, Emerson, you were doing wrong and I am punching you to Impress It upon your mind. Emerson Aren't you mistaken, mamma. In rerard to the location of the mind? Brooklyn Life. "Yes," said the red-eyed clerk, "I'm a little late this morning. The midnight oil. you know" "H'mV Interrupted his emplayer." oil, eh? Well, the next time you paint the The colony Is to be open to ! -.Velv-Phl.idolohPress"1" Tlie demand of the hour for nn anti- pass plank In the republican state plat form for 1005 will doubtless be com pile.? with, but will the 2,.vs) a year Justices of the supreme court and court commissioners reco idle themselves to the anti-pass plank and pay fare? Comptroller I.obecli is eminently cor rect wheu he declares that the responsi bility for deficiency In some of the mu nicipal funds rests with tlie clairter tinkers. What else could be expected when a blacksmith Is employed to make a watch? Aeesrser rent Mlads. Chicago Record-Herald. Emperor William thinks that Maine Ii the state of cyclones. Congressman Norrls of Nebraska thinks that his state has the 'loveliest climate In the world." Which Is nearer right? Inertia of lb root Killer. Chicago Chronicle. That the gudgeon crop contlnuea to In crease Is manifest In the activity of tho get-rlch-qulck experts who are occasionally routed out by the postofflce authorities. There Is some excuse for the agriculturist who buys a gold brick at bargain counter rates, because the gold brtck has the ap pearance of the real thing, but how a sup fosedly astuts Chicago citizen can pay mon-y for a sure-thing system of "beating the races ' Is sc-metlilnf that must remain gress for S5.000. Th colonel forgets that I essary forfrance to make a naval demon- many first class men need the money. District Attorney Jerome of New York turns down all attempts to hsve him en ter the race for mayor. He proposes to stand for re-election to his present office aa an Independent. Philadelphia authorities are movlig against the graveyard voters with much spirit. Forty thousand names have been stricken from the voting lists, and tho work Is little more than half done. Former Mayor Bookwalter of Indianapolis Is dtermlned to vindicate himself md wipe out the defeat for re-election two years ago. He holds the republican or ganization of Marlon county In the hollow of his hand and will try conclusions with 11 comers In the November ballots. A feature of his campaign Is a war cry against Vice President Fairbanks and his supporters. Oovernor "Jeff" Davis of Arkansas Charged Attorney General "Bob" Rogers, candidate to succeed him. with having threatened to kill nlm. under certain con tlngenclea, and ' Attorney General "Bob" turned on him with the retort: "Kill you? Why, I can take a corncob with a lightning bug on the end of It and make you Jump Into the Arkansss river." And the Hon. "Jeff" made the only reply possible by keeping still. Congressman Joy strolled Into a Waah lngton bllllurd room or.e evening and found Comptrolkr Tracewell playing a game with a mutual acquaintance. Trace well was Just putting some fine cut to bacro In his cheek and Joy asked for a chew. "I don't chew enough to warrant me In buying any." he said, as he stowed away a full grown heinlng. Said Trace well, dryly; ; You've got that the wrong way, Joy. The trouble with you Is you don't buy enough to warrant you In chew ing any." Before accepting his present position aa eecretary of the navy Charles J. Bona parte regularly passed six. months of evvrr year on his farm, Bella Vlste, fifteen miles from Baltimore. He arose dally at ID and after a look over the place bad break faat. Then he drove to the city, arriving there about the time the average Baltl morran was getting out of bed. In the afternoon he drove back with a different team. In this way he kept six horses at work. 'Mr. Bonaparte does not expect bis farm to pay dividends; It la merely hut I la j thing or means of recreation. Btratlon. Thev have more convenient means of bringing pressure to bear en him In a quarter where his prestige would be practically destroyed by a demonstra tion that would cost the republic little trouble. I'Jda. where the Sheereeflun troops recently secured a victory over the pretender's forces, is but a short distance from the French frontier posts, and could easily be occupied Vy the troops on ths spot within a couple of days after the receipt of orders. Salda, which the sultan has recently shown a disposition to convert Into a harbor. Is also within easy resell of the French frontier, and, like VJda. could be promptly occupied. Por the French authorities a movement of troops In this region would Involve no more dif ficulty than ordinary maneuvers, while for the sultan It would Involve the rulti of his newly acquired prestige among the tribes throughout eastern Morocco. On the eve of ar Japan's waa the small est of the seven leading navies of the world. The fleet ol Russia, at that time was Inferior only to that of Great Britain and of France During 1WS Russia spent on Its fleet ovrr lo5.Gu0.ofl0, while Janxn, for the whole of Its navy, expended only about fll.000.GOn. Consequently, Russia laid out In naval equipment nearly five times as much as Japan, whose naval fighting strength, at the beginning of hostllltWs, was only half that of Italy. Alexleff said! "The fleet of tne Island kingdom Is only an exotic which we will cripple at the onset." In the anxiety to Impress Ada with Its might, Russia sent ponderous lmik Ing men-of-war to the far east with too few mechanical ratings, and with seamen who. In a confession made to me by a Russian officer, were only "agricultural 1 borers." not enly unused to sea life, but also unveraed In even the simplest me chanlcal knowledge. It was In this condl tlon that Japan found Its enemy when it opened Its attack. Echoes of th Peace Conference. Philadelphia Record. Quill pens, produced by nature and merely sharpened by man's device, were used In the signing of the treaty, because if any gold or steel pen were used one manufac turer would experience a business boom and all he others would gnash their teeth. Over the variety of champagne used in naming the kaiser's yacht a German am bassador lost his place. It Is not true that the peace negotiations were carried on In Portsmouth In order to boom a beer brewed San Francisco Call. Man has no sure grip on the monopoly of anything any more. He dare not let go to spit on his hands, lest his plsce be taken by slater woman and tie lose his Job. Heretofore the trousered tyrant has had burglary and stage robbing to himself, but now he Is in danger of losing both. It Is announced from Oakland that a "lady" burglar U operating In thai loon. "Here y' are! F.xtry! yelled the news- bov. "Big accident!" "What was the accident, boy?" asked Kloseman. . "Why, rte accident win dat anudder stingy cuss like you onct found out de news frum me wldout buy-In" a paper." Philadelphia Press. BACK TO TOWff. Clinton Scollard In the New York Sun. From the mountain glen and the salt sea fen, Bv trail and eke by train, A cry rings up to the autumn sky: It's "Hey for the town again!" We have had enough of things In tho rough, 1 Of the rural moon and star; Weil be glad to hear, though tt may sound queer, ' The gong of the trolley car! We have trouted and trolled, we have bar . caroled, Where the long lake's ripples gleam: We have scaled the height of youth's de light, Dreaming the oldn dream; Now the echoes come, with their haunting hum. From the opera and the play From the gay frou-frou of the avenue. And the deep din of Broadway. That we long to march In the grip of starch All proper, precise and prim, With a "Howd'ye do?" and a "How are you?" i true, though It's somewhat grim. ' Back from the free of the open sea, From the green ot gann ana lane. To the round and rack of the treadmill track , , Yes, It's back to the town again! rowning, Ming k Co CLOTBING, rUKNISHINOa, AND BATS Sch "A penny saved on apparel," said Beau Brummel. "Is a real saving only If the clothing Is good." ool Suits The school bell is ringing again and school clothes are nil. ready for boys of all sizes. Fabrio strong mating strong sewing strong weak places made strong our remark able prices and the appearance of our suits make the inducement to buy here strong BEST OF SATISFACTION High quality and modest prices are in happy accord $5.00 to $8.50 New tailor-made coats for the girls and misses. r i FUteenth and Douglas Sis. Brat4wair al S2aUI fttrettS NEW W OMAHA NED YOU