( Bptmt)r t. 1105. TTTE OMAITA ILLUSTRATED BEE. I WE CLOSE AT NOON MON DAY, LABOR DAY. All items In this ad will be on sate Monday morning and all day Tuesday. MAIL ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED. DON'T MISS ONE ITEM. They're d money savers In the strongest sense of the term. Send for our Special Fall and Winter 1905 and 1906 Catalogues; they're free for the asking. GRAND 5c EMBROIDERY SALE $1.25 Fancy Ribbons for 29c Monday and Tuesday we will place on sale our entire stock of fancy Ribbon, tho largest and best as eorted stock In Omaha, ribbon worth BOc, 76c, $1.00 and $1.20, the greatest bargain ever offered, OQ at, yard. . . .'. iC A general clean up of all odd lengths of Embroideries in almost unlimited variety U'U of patterns values up to 15c per yard. Monday and Tuesday, at yard 5c 16c Pure Linen ni 26c Novels. r I 2 only iianaKercniera . . . " THE RELIABLE STORE. 75c Hose Nupporfcm for 2rtc ' AvvrnRr lau LLisuvJS The Leading Dress Goods House OF THE WEST We are always the first to show new goods, and on the 16th day of August we placed almost an entire carload of the finest Fall Dress Goods that was ever seen In this city, on display In our 16th St. window. ON SALE NOW. SPECIALS FOR MONDAY AND TUESDAY. The best $1.60 Prunella, in all shades 89c 89c 89c The best It. SO Panamas. M Inches wide, In all shades.... The best $1.50 French Serge, ail colors All for these two days only. The best I1.B0 Broadcloth Chlf- fiQp Ion, 64 Inches wide, all colors...'-'-'' THREE SPECIAL ITEMS , Men's Shirts and Drawers, In medium weight, regular fioc values. flQc Monday and Tuesday, at ...... Mens 1100 Bhlrts, all new fall pat terns, both light and dark patterns, Monday and Tuesday, at oOC choice . Wo Men's Buspenders, In medium and heavy weight, such as Police and Firemen, most exceptional values Monday and Tuesday, 2fC at ww om FtJRrrriK pricks make BUYING EASY. I -sssssanssaBMsasazw ' "' i: 1 m n aim in-. : ? ' ' 1 n to - iRi-ljMii hi .- p-rJ ' VI W,i This Jardiniere Stand Is II Inches hlKh and 12 inches wide, weathered ttnlnh and strongly made. While they lawt 35c each. Come early. We are making the LOW prices on good furniture now. Exploits of Sherlock Holmes ' (Continued from Page One.) "At some evidence implicating Flora Mil lar in the disappearance," wus the laconic reply, "I am afraid thut you will find it dim cult." "Are you, Indeed, now?" cried Lestrade, with Bome bitterness. "I am afraid, Holmes, that you are not very practical with your deductions and your Inferences. You" have mude two blunders In as many minutes. This dress does Implicate Miss Flora Millar.", "And how?" "In the dress Is a pocket. In the pocket is a card case. In the card case is a note. And here Is the very note." He slapped It down, upon the table In front of him. "Listen to this: 'You will see nie when all Is ready. Come at once. F. H. M.' Now my theory' all along has been that . Lady St. Simon was decoyed away by Flora Mil lar, and that she,, with confederates, no doubt, was responsible for her dliappear nncr. Here, signed with her Initials, is tho very note which was no doubt quietly ulipped into her hand at the door and which lured her within their reach." "Very good.. Lrstrade," said Holmes, laughing. "You really are very fine In deed. 'Let me se It." He took up the paper in a listless' way, but his attention Instantly became riveted, and he gave a little cry Of satisfaction. "This Is Indeed Important." said he. "Ha! you find It so?" "Extremely so. I congratulate you warmly." , Lestrade rose in his triumph and bent his head to look. "Why," he shrieked, "you're looking at the wrong side." "On the contrary, this is the right aide." The right side? Tou're mad I Her Is the note written In penoll over here." "And over here Is what appears to be the fragment of a hotel bill, which interests me deeply." "There's nothing In It. I looked at It before." aald Lestrade. " "Oct. 4. rooms 8s., ' breakfast 2s. td., cocktail Is., lunch 2s. 6d., gluss sherry, Sd.' I see nothing In that." "Very Ukely not. It Is most Important, all the same. As to the note. It Is Im portant also, or at least the Initials are, so I congratulate you again." "I've wasted time enough," said Les trade, rising. "I believe In hard work and not In sitting by the fire spinning fine theories. Good-day, Mr. Holmes, and we shall see which gets to the bottom of the matter first." He gathered up the gar ments, thrust them Into the bag and made for the door. "Just one hint to you, Lestrade," drawled Holmes, before his rival vanished. "I will tell you the true solution of the matter. Lady St. Stmon is a mth. There Is not, and there never has been, any such per son." Lestrade looked sadly at my companion. Then he turned to me, tapped his forehead three times, shook his head solemnly, and hurried away. He had. hardly shut the door behind him when Holmes arose and put on his over coat. "There Is something In what the fellow says about outdoor work," he re marked, "so I think, Watson, that I must leave you to your papers for a little." It was after t o'clock when Sherlock Holmes left me. but I had no time to be lonely for within an hour there arrived o confectioner's man with a very large flat box. This he unpacked with the help of a youth whom he had brought with Mm, and presently, to my very great as tonishment, a quite epicurean Utile cold supper began to be laid out upon our hum ble lodgUug-house mahogany. There wera 60 pieces of Lupin's and Priestley's Black Dress Ooods the $1.25, $1.60 andll.98 grades will go at, S pieces of heavy Tailor Suitings the $1.26 and $1.(0 grade 7Br at. yard 60 pieces of 11.00 Serges, M-lnch heavy Wool Puttings, 86c Henriettas and 85c and $1.00 French Rtl- Plaids OVC Dress Ooods from 10c to $10.00 a yard. China Department Specials A great sale of Mason Fruit Jars Pints, go at, dozen 4ftc Quarts, go at, dozen 5ftc 2 Quarts, go at, dozen 05c Decorated Japanese Vases, blue underglazed, each So Decorated Eggshell China Cups and Saucers, at, pair . . . . 12c Flint Blown Water Tumblers, at, six for 18c White China Tea Cups and Sau cers, per set of six 40c Decorated Holland Bowls, at.. 6c Decorated Salad or Mixing Bowls, large size 15c Specials Monday in Hardware Dept. 10-qt. Galvanized Water Palls. 10c 12-qt. Galvanized Water Pails. 12c 14-qt. Galvanized Water Palls. 15c Small size Galv'd Wash Tub. .30c Medium size Galv'd Wash Tub.40c Large size Galv'd Wash Tub. .BOc 1- qt. Tomato Cans, per dozen. 30c 4-Tie Parlor Broom 20c 60-ft. Cotton Clothes Line... 10c "3-qt. Copper Bottom Tea Pot..25c Set of six Fancy Table Mts. ..35c Feather Dusters, each lOc Adjustable Photograph Racks. .5c 2 packages Tooth Picks 5c 6 dozen Clothes Pins 5c Ox Fibre Scrub Brushes, each. .5c Galvanized Refrigerator Puns, each 20c 2- quart Block Tin Sprinkling Can, at 7 4c 3- quart Block Tin Sprinkling Can 12)4c 4- quart Block Tin Sprinkling Can 15c 4-quart Heavy White Lined Pud ding Pans 27c 6-quart Heavy White Lined Pud ding Pans Ulc Strong Zinc Wash Board 10c a couple of brace of cold woodcock, a pleasant, a pate de fol gras pie, with a group of ancient and cobwebby bottles. Having laid out all these luxuries my two visitors vanished away, like the genii of the Arabian Nights, with no explanation save that the things had been paid for and were ordered to this address Just before 9 o'clock Sherlock Holmes stepped briskly Into the room. His fea tures were gravely set, but there was a light in his eye which made me think that he had not been disappointed In his con clusions. "They have laid the supper, then," he said, rubbing his hands. "You seem to expect company. They have laid for five." "Yes, I fancy we may have .some com pany dropping In." said he. "I am sur prised that Lord St. Simon has not already arrived. Ha! I fancy that I hear his step now upon the stairs." It was indeed our visitor of the morning who came bustling in, dangling his glasses more vigorously than ever, and with a very perturbed expression upon his aristocratic features. "My messenger reached you, then!" asked Holmes, f "Tes. and I confess that the contents startled me beyond measure. Have you good authority for what yon say?" "The best possible." Lord St. Simon sank Into a chair and passed his hand over his forehead. "What will the duke say," he murmured, "when he hears that one of the family has been subjected to such humiliation?" "It Is the purest accident. I cannot allow that there Is any humiliation." "Ah, you look on these things from an other standpoint." "I fall to see that any one la to blama. I can hardly see how the woman could have acted otherwise, though her abrupt method of doing It was undoubtedly to be regretted. Having no mother, aha had no one to ad vise her at such a crisis." "It was a slight, air, a public slight," aald Lord St. Simon, tapping his fingers upon the table. "You must make allowance for this poor girl, placed In so unprecedented a position." "I will make no allowance. I am very angry, indeed, and I have been shamefully used." "I think that I heard a ring." aald Holmes. "Yes, there are ateps on the land ing. If I cannot persuade you to take a lenient view of the matter, Lord St. Simon, 1 have brought an advocate here who may be more successful." He opened the door and ushered In a lady and gentleman. "Lord St. Simon," said he, "allow me to In troduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Francis Hay Moulton. The lady, I think, you have al ready met." At the sight of these newcomers our client had sprung from his seat and stood very erect, with bis eves cast down and his hand thrust Into the breast of his frock coat, a picture of offended dignity. The lady had taken a quick step forward and had held out her hand to him, but he still refused to raise his eyes. It wus as well for his resolution, perhaps, for her plead ing face was one which It was hard to re sist. "You're angry, Robert." said she. "Well, I guess you have every cause to be." "Pray make no apology to me," said Lord Bt. blmon, bjtterly. "Oh, yes, I know that I have treated you real 'bad and that I should have spoken to you before I went; but I was kind of rat tled, and from the time when I saw Frank here again I just didn't know what I was doing or saying. I only wonder 1 didn't fall down and do a faint right there before the slur." "Perhape, Mrs. Moulton. you would like my friend and me to leave the room while An Immense assortment of all the latest colors and weaves In plain and fancy silks. Splendid qualities and richest fall colorings as an in- m f) troductory special for Monday and Tues day, yard JJ V. & T. TAFFETAS Absolutely new, 19 Inches wide, all silk, wear guaranteed. Just the thing mr p for linings; specially priced for Monday J if and Tuesday at, yard CRKPE EGYPTIAN A new silk, specially fine for evening gowns. All the new colors and f effects; on Hale Monday and Tuesday iIlP . at, per yard .- BLACK PEAU 85c quality, 19-in. wide, atl ... .40c i $1.60 quality, 27 In. wide, at. . 91.10 Sole Agents for the Famous Wlnalow earth at, yard A Magnificent Read the Big Store's Grocery Ad. 10 bars beat brands Laundry Soap, for 25c 48-pound sacks Fancy High Pat ent Minnesota Flour, at . .$1.35 6 pounds best Pearl Tapioca. .25c 6 pounds best Pearl Horrriny, Sago, Barley or Farina ... .25c 6 pounds choice Japan Rice. . .25c 1 pound package best Macca- roni, at 8c C pounds best Bulk Laundry Starch, for 25c you explain this matter?" "If I may give an opinion," remarked the strange gentleman, "we've had Just a llttlo too much secrecy over this matter already. For my part, I should like all Europe and America to hear the rights of It." He was a small, wiry, sunburnt man, clean shaven, with a sharp face and alert manner. "Then I'll tell our story right away," said the lady. "Frank here and I met In '84, In McQuire's camp, near the Rockies, where pa was working a claim. We were engaged to each other, Frank and I, but then one day father struck a rich pocket and made a pile, while poor Frank here had a claim that petered out and came to nothing. The richer pa grew the " poorer was Frank; so at last pa wouldn't hear of our engagement lasting any longer and he took me' away to 'Frisco. Frank wouldn't throw up his hand, though, so he followed me there, and he saw me without pa knowing anything about it. It would only have made him mad to know, so we Just fixed It all up for ourselves. Frank said that he would go and make his pile, too, and never come back to claim me until he had as much as pa. So then I promised to wait for him to the end of time and pledged myself not to marry anyone elso while he lived. 'Why shouldn't we be mar ried right away, then,' said he, "and then I will feel sure of you, and I won't claim to be your husband until 1 come back?' Well, we talked it over, and he had fixed It all up so nicely, with a clergyman all ready In waiting, that we Jut did It right there, and then Frank went ofT to seek his fortune and I went back to pa. "The next I heard of Frank was that he was in Montana, and then he went pros pecting n Ailzona. and then I heard of him from New Mexico. After that came a long newspaper story about how a miners' camp had been attacked by Apache In dians, and there was my Frank's name among the killed. I fainted dead away and I was very sick for months after. Pa thought I had a decline and took me to ' half the doctors In 'Frisco. -Not a word of newa came for a year or more, ao that I never doubted that "Frank was really dead. Then Lord St. Simon came to 'Frisco, and we came to London, and a marriage waa arranged, and pa was very pleased; but I felt all the time that no man on this earth would ever take the place In my heart that had been given to my poor Frank. "Still, If I'd married Lord 8t. Stmon, of course, I'd have to do my duty by him. We can't command our love, but we can our actions. I went to the altar with him with the intention to make him just as good a wife as It was In me to be. But you may Imagine what I felt when, just as I came to' the altar rails, I glanced back and saw Frank standing and looking at me out of the first pew. I thought It was his ghost at first, but when I looked again, timers he waa still, with a kind of question In his eyes as If to ask me whether I were glad or sorry to see him. I wonder I didn't drop. ' I know that every thing was turning round, and the words of the clergyman were Just like the buzz of a bee In my ear. I didn't know what to do. Should 1 stop the service and make a scene in the church? I glanced at him again, and he seemed to know what I was thinking, for he raised his finger to his lips to tell me to be still. Then I saw him scribble on a piece of paper, and knew that he was writing me a note. .An I passed his pew on the way out I dropped my bouquet over to him, and, he slipped the note Into my hand when he returned me the flowers. It was only a line asking me , to join him when he made the sign to me to do so. Of course, I never doubted for a moment that my first duty was now to htm, : and I determined to do just whatever he ' might direct. 'When I got back I told my maid, who INTRODUCTORY SALE NEW FALL SILKS CREPE DK CHINES A larger line than ever to select from; very special values Monday and Tuesday at $ 1 .23, f 1, 85c and MOIRE RENAISSANCE The correct silk dresses. A complete line- of the newest shades and designs; specially priced for (Ms sale at. DE SOIS SPECIALS. I 9 In. wide, at. . . .60c i 6 in. wide, at. . . .05c have all the new fall $1.00 quality, 1 $1.60 quality, 3 Taffetas We Showing of New Fall Styles In Ladies9 Ready-to-wear Garm'ts And every express brings new arrivals. Furs will be more popular than ever this season. Fur lined coats will be extensively worn. We are showing an unequaled variety of ladles' suits in the new long coat style. Let us show you the new styles Monday HANDSOME TAILOR StTITS-In sll the newest and most artistic styles and most popular fabrics, $18.00 values special Monday O Cr and Tuesday, at " JV As specials for Monday and Tuesday we are also showing In our cloak department. STYLISH CRAVENETTE COATS, that sold regularly at $16 In grays, greens and browns most magnificent Q QH values, at yjzfM $5.00 WALKING SKIRTS In great O QQ variety of fabric and color, at ..""C $.00 DRESS AND WALKING SKIRTS in the very best styles and materials, at 4.98 BEST VALUES IN NEW FALL SKIRTS ever shown In Omaha, at 7 Etfk $15.00. $12.50, $10.00 and ioU FUR SCARF SPECIAL for Mondnv and Tuesday only We will sell while they last 60 Fox Scarfs, which would O fl( regularly sell for $fi, at. choice ,0 HANDSOME SICILIAN SHIRT WAIST SUITS in the latest styles tor- earlv fall wear regular $.00 and A Hfi $1U.00 values, at 1 pound cans Fancy Alaska Salmon Oc 1 pound package Corn Starch. ,4c -6 pound can Boston Baked Beans for 7 He 1 pound can Rex Pork and Beans for 4c The best Soda Crackers, per pound 0c The best Crisp Ginger Snaps, per pound 4 He Xcelo, Malta Vita, Egg-O-See had known him in California and had always been his friend. I ordered her to say nothing, but to get a few things packed and my ulster ready. I know I ought to have spoken to Lord St. Simon, but it was dreadful hard before his mother and all those great people. I Just made up my mind to run away and explain after ward. I hadn't been at the table ten pilnutes before I saw Frank out of tha window at the other side of the road. Ha beckoned to me and then .began walking Into the park. I slipped out, put on my things and followed him. Some woman came talking something or other about Lord St. Simon to me seemed to me from the little I heard as If he had a little secret of his own before marriage also but I managed to get away from her, and soon overtook Frank. We got Into a cab together and away we drove to some lodg ings he had taken In Gordon squaro, and that was my true wedding after all those years of waiting. Frank had been a pris oner among the Apaches, hod escaped, came on to 'Frisco, found that I had given him up for dead and had gone to England, followed me there and had come upon me at last on the very morning of my second wedding." "I saw It In a paper," explained the American. "It gave the name and the church, but not where the lady lived." "Then we had a talk as to what we should do, and Frank was all for openness, but I wus so ashamed of it all that I felt as if I should like to vanish away and never nee any of them aguin Juut sending a line to pa, perhaps, to show him that 1 was allvo. It was awful to me to think of all those lords and ladles sitting round that break fust table and waiting for me to come back. So Frank took my wedding clothes and things and made a bundle of them, so that I should not be traced, and dropped them away somewhere where no one could find them. It is likely that we should have gone on to Paris tomorrow, only that this good gentleman, Mr. Holmes, came round to us this evening, though how he found us Is more than I can think, and he showed us very clearly and kindly that I was wrong and that Frank waa lght. and that we should be putting ourselves In the wrong If we were so secret. Then he of fered to give us a . chance of talking to Lord St. Simon alone, and so we camo right away round to his rooms at once. Now, Robert, you have heard It all, and I am very sorry If I have given you pain, and I hope that you do not think very" meanly of me." Lord St. Simon had by no means relaxel his rigid attitude, but had listened with a frowning brow and a compressed lip to this long narrative. "Excuse me," he said, "but It la not my custom to discuss my most Intimate per sonal affairs In this public manner." "Then you won't forgive me? You won't shake hands before I go?" "Oil, certainly, it It would give you auy pleasure." He put out his hand and coldly grasped that which she extended to him. "I had hoped," suggested Holmes, "that you would have joined us In a friendly sup per." "I think that there you ask a little too much." responded his lordship.' "I may be forced to acquiesce In these recent develop ments, but I can hardly be expected to make merry over them. I think that, wltb your permission, I will now wish you all a very good right." He Included ua all in a sweeping bow and stalked out of the room. "Then I trust that you at least will honor me with- your company," said Sherlock Holmes. "It is always a joy to meet an American, Mr. Moulton, for I am one of those who believe that the folly of a moo. arch and the bluaderlng of a minister In fargone years will nut prevent pur' children from being some day citizens of the same world-wide country undr a flag which 69c for fall 85c yard, 91.00 and NEW FALL STOCK OF C. J. RONNET TAFFETAS Everybody knows the value of this popular silk. C. J. Bonnet Chiffon Taffeta, 19 In. wide, at, yd. . .80c C. J. Bonnet Taffeta, 27 in. wide, at, yd 80c v,. . UJuei laiieias, 3t in. wide, at, yd $1.23 $1.25 quality, 27 In. wide, at. . . .85c $1.75 quality, 36 In. wide, at. .$ 1.25, shades; best values on QQ LADIES' SUITS In the most elegant styles and very flnest materials. A prodigal variety from which to se lect. Unsurpassed values at tL t S $40. $30, $, $30, $18.60 and STYLISH WAISTS AT A BAROAIN-$l and $1.60 waists In great variety of "70- styles, at $4.00 LINEN AND LAWN AND - f Oft SICILIAN WAISTS, great snap.. eVO WOMEN'S SHIRTS Stylish, comfortable and popular a complete line of $1.60 value, In best materials special QU- Monday and Tuesday, at , $1.25 AND $1.60 WOMEN'S WRAPPERS greatest bargains to be found AO-, in the west, at UVC CHILDREN'S $4 and $5 EARLY FALL COATS All sizes and great variety of colors and materials, will go 1 A CZ. at, $2.50 and ". I.40 A ROUSINO HOUR SPECIAL From 9 till 10 a. m.-$5.no Silk Under- O QQ Skirts, unapproachable values, at It Means a Big Saving to You on Your Living Expenses. or Dr. Price's Breakfast Food 7c PEACHES, PEACHES. PEACHES Our third car arrived, they are the finest yet shipped, large, bright, rich flavor and freestone. Monday we will open this car and place them on sale at, rf per crate JOG Buy them now while the fight Is on. Peaches are going to be higher. No commission houses, brokers or stores supplied at this price. , hall be a quartering of the Union Jack with the Stars and Stripes." "The case has been an interesting one," remarked Holmes, when our visitors had left us, "because It serves to Bhow very clearly how simple tho explanation may bo of an affair which at first sight seems to be almost inexplicable. Nothing could be more natural than the sequence of events as narrated by this lady, and nothing stranger than the result when viewed, for instance, by Mr. Lestrade of Scotland Yard." "You were not yourself at fault at all, then?" "From the first two facts were very obvi ous to me, the one that the lady had been quite willing to undergo the wedding cere mony, the other that she had repented of It within a few minutes ef returning home. Obviously something had occurred during the morning, then, to cause her to change her mind. What could that something be? She could not have spoken to any one when she was out, for she had been in the com pany of the bridegroom. Had she seen some one, then? If she had. It must be some one from America, because she hud spent so short a time In this country that she could hardly have allowed any one to acquire so deep an influence over her that the mere sight of him would Induce her to change .her plans so completely. You see we have already arrived, by a process of exclusion, at the idea that she might have seen an American.. Then who could this American be, and why should he possess so much Influence over her? It might be a lover; it might be a husband. Her young womanhood hud, I knew, b:rn spent In rough scenes and under strange conditions. So far I bad got before I ever heard Lord St. Simon's narrative. When he told us of a man In a pew, of the change In the bride's manner, of so transparent a device for obtaining a note as the dropping of a bouquet, of her resort to her confidential maid, and of her very significant allusion to claim-Jumping which In miners' parlance means taking possession of that which an other person has a prior claim to the whole situation became absolutely clear. She had gqne off with a man, and the man was either a lover or was a previous hus bandthe chances being in favor of the latter." I'And how In the world did you find them?" "It might have been difficult, but friend Lestrade held information In his hands the value of which he did not himself know. The Initials were of course, of the highest Importance, but more valuable still was It to know that within a week he had settled his bill at one of the most select London hotels." "How did you deduce the select?" "By the select prices. Eight shillings for a bed and elghtpence for a glass of sherry pointed to one of the most expensive meals. There are not many in London which charge at that rate. In the second one which I visited in Northumberland avenue, I learned by an inspection of the book that Francis H. Moulton, an American gentle man, had left only the day before, and on looking over the entries against him I came upon the very Items which I had seen In the duplicate bill. His letters were to be forwarded to No. 226 Gordon square; so thither I travelled, and being fortunate enough to find the loving couple at h)me, I ventured to give them some paternal advice, and'tt point out to them that it would be btttter In every way that they should make their position a little clearer both to the general public and to Lord St. Simon in particular. 1 Invited them to meet him lie re, and. as you see, I made him keep the appointment." "Bt'wlth no very good result," I re marked. -His conduct was certainly not yery gracious." 'Ah, Watson," . aald Holmes, smiling. Popular Priced Neat Plaids, worsted ef- lfl feels, double fold, jard...."C Neat Double Fold Plnlds, yard, l.V and 12!c Extra henry Worsted Suit- C lugs, regular 39c grades. ,. JC 42 Inch French Tlnlds, also SO-lnrb Granite Cloth, worth Q FAX' . . . .' JJG Send for Samples of All Sheet and PUIoyj Case Specials Keenly Interesting bargains In Supply your needs at once. 69c Bleached Seamless Sheets, RAr 81x90 size, special at cJVTW BSc Utlcn Mills Seamless fAr Sheets, 81x30 slxe. special at vCW TBc Utlea Mills Sheets, 71x90 CQC size, special at TBc Mohawk Bleached Sheets, CQri 81x90 size, special at OVW 69c Mohawk Bleached Sheets, CCr 72x90 size, special at uuk" 66c Linen Finish Blenched J.71r Sheets. 81 x9 size, special at... '2" 76c Hemstitched Bleached fc Sheets, 81X90 size, special at Great Hosiery Bargains LADIES' IMPORTED LISLE HOSE In all the new colors and put terns In tans, black, etc. all col ors nnd sizes, worth up to 50c, at LADIES' 2ic FANCY HOSE In al most unlimited variety of lOln styles and colors, at Ii3 GENTLEMEN'S HALF HOSE Mostly imported lisle, in plain and fancy colors, worth 2.c and 3."e; lOlc to close quickly, at, pair '"a" L A D I E S' UNDERWEAR-Drawers and corset covers, trimmed in tho finest Incos and embroideries, worth up to $1.00; sale price, 9ri Monday .J NAINSOOK AND CAMBRIC GOWNS Worth up to $2.60, slightly soiled, but the greatest value ever shown; Monday and QMrv Tuesday, at 25c LONG SLEEVE VF.STS For misses and children, an unprece dented bargain; Monday and Tuesday, at LADIES' GAUZE VESTS-Largeslzes, regular 16c values; Monday Cr and Tuesday, at -' SSe and 5c LACE TRIMMED PANTS AND VESTS Vests with On long sleeves, special value, at "perhaps you would not be very gracious either, if, after all the trouble of wooing and wedding, you found yourself deprived In an instant of wife and of fortune. I think that we may judge Lord St. Simon very mercifully, and thank our s t:ra that we are never likely to find ourselves In the fame position. Draw your chair up, and band me my violin, for tho only problem we have still to solve Is how to while away the balance ef the evening." (Tho End Copyright by Harper & Dro.) Cleaning Fish by Machinery Hidden away among the warehouses and sheds on Railroad avenue south of Muran's shipyards is the only cannery In Scuttle. In speaking of the work of the cannery. Superintendent E, Ii. Dutton said: "This cannery was Installed here more as an experiment than as a purely business proposition, bur everyone connected wltn It had full faith In Its ultimate success. The short time that It has been running has demonstrated that it is one of the sufest and best investments that could have been made; in fact. It has exceeded the hopes of the most sanguine. Since the opening of the season we have been can ning on an average of 3o,000 fish daily, not counting a large number of halibut that were packed fresh. "The run this year, although not as largo as thut of 1M11, or the run of four years before that dute, Is very good. Lust week we had nioie halnion than wo could handle. We are confident that our season's pack will reach C0,Xi coses. We employ about 100 people, but during the heavy run we have almost double thut number. Most of our cannery hands are Chinese and Japan ese. The Chlui'ke make the best men for the delicate testing of tho cans after they have been soldered and boiled. AH our overseers are white men, and, of course, are old fishermen. "Our new iiali cleaning machine Is one of the most marvelous Inventions I ever saw. It scales and cleans the fish and also cuts off the heads and fins and washes the body ready for the cans. From thut machine thoy slide down a chute, where they are caught by another cleverly ar ranged mechanism that cuts - them Into pieces that Just fit the cans. Another ma chine puts the pieces in the cans, and by the means of an endless chain they are passed along to where the cans are auto matically covered and soldered. From the time the fish Is put In the cleaning machine It Is never touched by the hand of any man. The use of machines insures perfect cleanliness." Seattle Post-Intelllgencer. Still Had Hopes. Mr. Tyte-Phlst had scraped an acquaint ance with another passenger on the train. " From Cincinnati, are you?" he said. " Yes, sir." "In business there?" " Yes." " Long?" " Seventeen years." " Do you know a man named Hurdle- StOiM?" " I don't recall any such man Just now," "Rasselas Hurdlestone he has a hare Up, and he's crosmyed. You'd know him In a minute if you saw hlrn. Walks with a kind of stoop. He went to Cincinnati twenty seven years ago, and I reckon he's there yet. Had a short stubby mustache the last time I saw Mm. Can't you seem to re member him now?" " No, said the other passenger. "I have no recollection of him is ne a relative?" " Gosh, no!" said Mr. Tyte-Phlst. "I lent the measly cuss 2S cents the day before he went away from our town, and I'd kind o' like to get on track of him, tbtU'a all." Chicago Tribune, Dress Goods 38 Inch Mohnirs, worth 75c; 40-lnch All-Woof Suitings, R4inch Suit ings, 60-lnrh Clonklngs and other goods worth np to $1.25 Cfl yard, at JUC A complete line of Organdies, Point d'Esprlt Tule Nettings, Mes mllnes. 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OiC Dodge Davis 50c white wool "in Flannel, at, yard JUC 12'c Comforters, cretonne, 1 at, per yard U2C Extra good Shaker Flannel, A at, per yard .T'C $2.25 Extra High Grade White Marseilles Bed Spreads. Par ticularly desirable on account of their fine weave and rich de signs. Floral and scroll pat terns with satin effect finish extra large size f f" each AtO Prattle of the Youngsters HaVoH had been in the country for two weeks and upon his return his little sister asked if he had said his prayers every night. "Not once," he replied. "I Just had a sure-enough vacntlon." Teacher (to new puplll Do you know anything about drawing. Tommy? Tomrhy Yes, ma'am. Teacher What can you drawT Tommy My breuth. ma'am. 1 "Tommy," sold the boy's father, 'If you don't behave, I'll strap you." "I wlqlit von would." renlied Tommy. "You do, eh?" S JLs "Yes, sir, because when it's all over ma will give me some candy." "Now, Johnny," said the Sunday school teacher, "can you tell mo what a hypocrite is?" "Yes, ma'am," answered Johnny. "A hy pocrite Is a boy that pretends to enjoy hear ing the minister get off a long blessing at tho dinner table when he's nearly starved." Mother What did Mrs. Kloseman gtvo you for cutting her grass? Jlmmy-rNottln'. Mother Why, she promised you ten cents didn't she? Jimmy Yes'm, but I used her sickle to do It with, an' she charged me tun cents fur the use of It. A little girl who rends nnture-books, studies natural history, and is devoted to pets, was discovered holding bunny In her lap, trying to direct his attention to a book that she had, and ever and anon boxing his long ears vigorously. Auntie was shocked, of coui-se. and Inquired what was the mov ing cause of such cruelty. "He's so stubborn," replied the lUGe tencher. "A rabbit stubborn! Why. child, I nevaf heard of such a thing. What Is be stubborn about?" "I'm trying to teach him the multiplier, tlon table, and he Just won't try to learn, nor even say It over after me. Now you say It, sir. Three times two are six three times three sre nine.' " Tiut the rabbit didn't say It, and again auntie Inquired Into her little niece's con duct as two or three more cuffs were ad ministered to the poor creature's all too convenient eara. "Why, auntie," exclaimed the girl, "the books all say that rabbits multiply faster than any other animal, and this obstinate little creature won't even go through the three times threes with me." Llpplncott'a Magazine. Pointed Paragraphs Hut few people who go Up la the air us an airship. One blow starts the trouble and occasion ally ends It. Some men would rather be In politics than be rUht. White lies are apt to leive black marks on a man's reputation. Many a man s financial goose has been cooked in a Jack pot. Lots of men who attend the races can't win even a little sympathy. It sometimes happens that when a man takes a test he takes something he isn't justly entitled to. What a pity it Is that the woman who knows how to manage a husbund never had one and probably never will have. Students are much the same the world over. In Russia they throw bombs and In this country they give their uoUose Chicago Newk. V m i A , 8 it 4, m , . Mr i