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Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before me -this ttrst liay of August, 1. (Seal) Al. B. HINGATK, ... .... Notary Public. 17 1M),W0 18 ao.or.o 19 31,470 20 !i1),KTO 21 iiU.SiMO 22...... ..80,000 23 ao.no 24 :tOl(H 25 no.no 2i v...8I,Tat 27 att.OSO 2S AMHt 29 aa,i(M 36 ao.Tio 31 30.8HO WIIBK UtT OF TOWN. Sabsorlbers lea In- the city tent porarily . sheatd have The U mailed to them. It la better than dally letter from home. AU dresa will be changed as often as reaneated. ... Now that the crisis Is officially past In New Orleans, it Is to bo boped fewer death will lo roportrtl. THE FMAHCIA L tTTKCT It has hepn noted that for some time r.st the financial Institutions of Euroi have Un acruimilatinn money in an tlrlpatlon of an Indemnity loan, the ag gregate of the accumulation being esti mated Bt hundreds of million of dollar. Thl capital will now become available for Industrial anil commercial uses and the opinion 1 expressed that It probably mean for Europe a time of business ex pansion on a considerable scale and of some considerable duration. If such should be the case It Is thought tliat it can only further buttress the great pros perity which we now enjoy in this coun try. A portion of this accumulated capital will very likely be employed in supply ing both Russia and Jopnn with money they must have for the removal of their armies from Manchuria and other re quirements incident to the conclusion of peace. It la stated that Hussla will doubtless negotiate a loan, perhaps of 100,IKU", Immediately after the peace treaty Is rutlfled, 'and that probably American bankers will take the initia tive In floating It. If a Japanese loan is negotiated the Initiative In floating it may also be taken by the bankers of this country, who are in excellent posi tion to do so, Tills would lie a reversal of the rule of borrowing nations going first to the European financial centers. The United States, however, has become a world power financially as in other respects and the bankers of tills coun try are able to offer as good terms to foreign borrowers ns they can obtain in theold world markets. There is every reason to expect that the large amount of capital accumulated abroad will speedily flow into channels of industry and commerce, greatly stimulating production and trade. With peace throughout the world and the -prospect of Its long continuance most favorable, the people of all countries can pply themselves diligently to the works of peace and are very certain to do so. The United States, now in the enjoy ment of great prosperity, cannot fail to ,e benefited by improved conditions in other lands. Our people have profited to some extent by the war, but there can be no doubt that they will profit far more from 'what will come after peace. There is much to be expected from the more active movement of capital that seems certain to come ns the result of the outcome of the Portsmouth confer ence. . snd without exposing the people and business Interests to nnusunl hsf.ard from fire and lawlessness. The present dilemma arises from the fact that for years the fire and police boards have, under pressure, recklessly disregarded the charter limitations on police and Are funds and have regularly depended on the council to come to their relief with additional appropriations in direct violation of the spirit if not the letter of the charter. It may le necessary to rnlse a fund by private subscription, or arrange some wny to carry part of the overlap on a guaranty of public spirited business men Whntever may be done to meet the emer gency should be with the distinct under standing that it is not to set a precedent and that the fire and police departments must hereafter be run on a business basis, strictly within the limits of the fire and police funds provided by the council In accordance with the charter provisions. Now that tne limiting season has opened, the unloaded gun will re-enter the service of the fool killer. Hawaii proclaims tnat u wants no Oriental settlers, but in this case the Ugar planters and the government may not agree. Developments at Portsmouth would Indicate that an ordinary American would have little show of blurting the Russian envoys with a ! I)-talled flush. . Suit baa been miwi. .. iy Attorney General Brown to uncertain which is paramount the State Board of Equali sation or the county clerk of Douglas county. Those consulting engineers who meet today at Washington will find how little they know about canals when the oppo sition congressmen get a chance at their report this winter. Under the circumstances of an Im penning overlnp, consideration of the proposition to bny automobiles for the police patrol may be regarded as in definitely postponed. Mr; Rockefeller says thut he has tired of seeing his name In print, but unfor tunately the writ of injunction has not reached the 'point to which it seems to be) rapidly traveling. It remains to be seen if the Chinese ' boycott has the strength to survive the " visit of Miss Roosevelt In Peking. If it (low, there will le no doubt that the ' promoters are In enrnest. Berore tne peace commissioners go home they might come to our relief here In Omaha by adjusting the difficulties between our warlike city attorney and belligerent city clerk. The announcement comes that Ecua dor has a new president. Perhaps the returns from the lato election were con founded with an Oriental war casualty list and thus escaped notice. If the prices of gas and electricity continue to come down, we may possibly bars a solution of the cheap power prob lem without building the much-talked-of but long-delayed Platte river power canal. Philadelphia finds the names of some of Its roost revered dead on the polling lists, while other towns complain that Illegal Totera are too much alive, but this la In keeping with the reputation of the place. Statesmen accused of connecting with tha cash drawer lu a mauuer uot com patlble with the higher aspirations of mankind have on excellent example In the action of Senator Dew, who die not wait for trial before making restltu tk. SKA LKVLL, OU LWK VASAL. The most important question to be con sidered by the consulting engineers now in session at Washington Is whether the Panama canal should be constructed at sea level or provided with locks, as at present planned. This is a very im portant question, from both the financial and commercial points of view. The former engineer, Mr. Wallace, after a very careful examination of the route, reached the conclusion that the water way should be at sea level. II was of the opinion that this would not only be of very much greater advantage to com merce, but it would make the canal much more secure. It was understood that some members of the commission agreed with him. To build the canal t sea level, however, would very ma terially increase the cost and to add from fifty million to one hundred million dollars to the outlay for this enterprise is matter for serious consideration. The question must of course be de cided by congress and the opinion of the consulting engineers In regard to it will have great weight If they shall decide In favor of a sea level waterway It is very probable that their Judgment will be accepted, notwithstanding the greater cost The country wants the best canal and is able and willing to pay the price. JCDICIOVS ADVIVR. Mr. J. J. Hill's adrice to the farmers of North Dakota Is worthy of considera tion by the farmers of the west gen erally. He advised them to learn to do better and more Intensive farming and It is safe to say that there are not very many American farmers who do not need to learn this. In whatever other respects the arglcultural producers of the United States may be in advance of those of Europe, they are certainly far behind in the matter of intensive farming. Of course Europe an fanners have been compelled to learn and prac tice this, but the time is not very far off when the Americnn farmer will also And It necessary and therefore the sooner he learns it the better. Mr. Hill pointed out that there will be market In Asia for our agricultural products even if their quantity should be doubled and it is to le remarked that he has given this matter very careful at tention a a practical man. Japan, he said", cannot begin to raise enough to feed her own people and they ore going to be our customers. We must look for a -market for our products in the orient, "to the men who live along the sea, the densely populated portion of that coun try." He declared that with low trans portation and the lands that will raise the crops we are in a position to feed the hungry of the orient Baron Kaneko, former Japanese minister of agriculture, who has been for some time in this country, said he had learned a great deal about what he believed to L'e the glorious future that lies before the United States in the fnr east We shall undoubtedly have In the future a larger market In that part of the world for our cotton and for our flour. It Is only within a few year that the oriental peo ple have been nslng American flour and already there Is a considerable trade in it This will steadily increase, creating a demand which in a not very long time will call for all our surplus from the present production. It Is manifestly a market which ought to be looked after and cultivated. American farmers generally, espe cially those of the west, are enterprls Ing and progressive, but they still have something to learn and one of the things is that suggested by Mr. Hill. The rearrangement of the city into twelve wards instead of nine makes necessary the rearrangement of the county commissioner districts to con form to the new precinct lines, but there Is nothing In the law to require the com missioner districts to run along ward lines. Under the law all the five dis tricts should be as nearly equal in pop ulation as possible and embrace con tiguous territory for accommodation and convenience of the voters. But on gen eral principles the changes should le as few as possible so. as to transfer no more voters from one district to another than is absolutely necessary. The enlargement of the Union. Pacific bop and the Increase of the force of men employed there betokens well for Omaha. IustJtutloifci that employ skilled labor, who In turn spend their money among local merchants, always stiffen the backbone of the eoirfinunlty. Omaha people who have to transact baslueiui In the Douglas county court bouse may have divergent views, as to Just what should be done to replace that structure with a modern and adequate building, but they are all agreed that aouietolng .will soon bare U be dona. THE FIRE AKD PUUCC DILEMMA. The resolution adopted by the Board of Fire and Police Commissioners announ clng the sudden discovery of an impend Ing shortage In the fire and police funds and the Imperative necessity of cutting down the strength of these two depart ments for the remainder of the year in order to keep the expenditures within the available resources presents a dl lemma from which we must extricate ourselves as bt we can. At the same time the taxpayers and cltisens generally will be inclined to ask why the fire and police departments should have been permitted to reach this bad condition of affairs. The new city charter was enacted by the last legisla ture with the emergency clause and went Jnto effect the first of last April. The new limitations placed upon the creation qf overlaps were known from the start, and the amount of money that could be used for fire and police purposes had been fixed Lefore that time. Five mouths have been allowed to pass, therefore, without taking any precautions against the inevitable short age wheu, had the reins been drawn tightly at once, the necessary economies could have been effected and spread over the remalulng nlue months of the year without Inflicting any appreciable hard bip upoa iXi fireuieu and policemen. DIVIDING T1IR HOXOHt. Japan's tJaln, Detroit Free Press. Japan has lost hundreds of millions of dollars, but It his won the lasting regard and admiration of the world. All Rati Roosevelt. New Tork Post. It Is a proud dsy for Theodore Roosevelt, and every lover of mankind will acclaim hie sleepless efforts and his splendid tri umph. Trae Oreatneaa, Kansas City Star. In the end Japan displayed true greatness In waiving purely material points rather than let the conference fall. That was a sublime concession to humanity. A Splendid Victor. New Tork World. In effecting an agreement between Japan and Russia President Roosevelt has won a splendid victory. Ills part as peacemaker at Portsmouth is the crowning achievement of his brilliant career. Fntnre Memorials, Brooklyn Eagle. The one unalterable, determined factor throughout has been the president. He has triumphed. He has reaped a reward be yond the possibility of calculation. He has sheathed the swords of a million men. For that he will have monuments hereafter. A Russian Victory, Philadelphia Press. No greater stroke In diplomacy lias been achieved In our day. It makes M. Witte the one Russian who in a disastrous strug gle has saved the honor and the treasure of his land In the council chamber when all had been lost by sea and by land. Beyond Suspicion. Indianapolis News. It is well for us to remember that the president owed his great influence and power for good almost entirely to the fact that this government was involved In no entangling alliances. Thus he was above all suspicion of having any selfish or Inter ested motives. Great In War and In reaee. New Tork Sun. Great as Japan has proved itself to be In war, It is Infinitely greater la peace. The magnanimity and the broad and liberal spirit which have Inspired its decision are unparalleled In the history of nations. We may congratulate Russia, but we must pay to Japan the homage of our profound admiration and respect Transcend Dtplomaey. New York Tribune. "A diplomatic triumph of the first magni tude," was the Russian estimate of his Initial achievement In securing the peace conference. This final achievement Is something more. It transcends mere diplo macy, and Is a triumph for peace, for rea son and for humanity. The tidings of the day are peace, and the peace Is the work of Theodore Roosevelt. Park Commissioner Cornish in a pub lic interview intimates that he is about concluding his services as a member of the Tark board. During the time he has been a member Mr. Cornish has devoted more attention to park mntters and in terested himself more actively in the development of our park system than any of his associates and the public ap preciate what he has done so much that they would surely regret his retirement from the board. The announcement that Secretary Shaw is to be the principal speaker at a meeting of the Nebraska State Bank ers' association next month would indi cate that some other state organization would not have much difficulty in get ting Governor Cummins to accept an In vitation to deliver on address before It. The exhibit made by the Omaha banks In response to the requisition of the comptroller of the currency for a state ment, also explains how it Is that Omaha bank clearings, although the banks are fewer In number, continue to exceed in the aggregate the clearings of the cor responding period of a year ago. With Japan refusing to suspend hos tilities until both parties have signed a treaty of peace, the promise of Em peror Nicholas to approve all the acts of M. Wltte must be at a discount In Tokio, where It is remembered that he once promised to evacuate Manchuria in October. British newspapers claim that the new treaty between that country and Japan was responsible for the con elusion of war. In the course of time they may be expected also to claim credit for the act of President Roosevelt which brought the envoys to Ports mouth. Love Letter of lonra Statesmen. Chicago Record-Herald. The love letters of Leslie M. Shaw and Albert B. Cummins will not be brought out In book form owing to the fact that the fall catalogues have all been made up. lie Can for Blushes. Chicago Tribune. The Illustrious ancesters of the mikado have no reason to feel ashamed of the man ner In which their llustrlous descendant has conducted himself, either In peace or war. Looking- I p Oeeaaloaally. Baltimore American. The sun may shine day after day and its brilliancy attract no special attention, but let It undergo, an ecllpae, however slight and everybody is agog over the event. which shows that human nature extends its operations to the celestial regions. Opea Door la the Far Fast. St. Louis Republic. After all, the Chinese get back the Han kow railroad concession from Its American promoters and the lines are, it seems, to be built as government properties. At the same time they seem to be going ahead with their boycott of American goods. Now that the Russians and the Japs are don fighting In that part of the world, it may become necessary for us to Inquire, What I th matter with th Chinese? Asia for the Asiatic. If they choose, but th opea dMv for us. BOV.VDS LIKI3 treason. Southern Democrats Weary ot North ern Presidential Timber. Bt. Louis Globe Democrat. Congerssman Clark of Missouri says a good many fool things during the course oi a weex, but ne is now quoted as saying something sane. "I am In. favor of voting for a southern man," he avers, " and I want to keep this up until he Is nominated. The south furnlshe-the brains and decency for the democratic party of the United States." This Is correct. The south ought to get the candidacy in, 1908. It ought to have received the candirVwy in 1804. " This talk about the prejudice i against the south among the people of the (est of th country Is indulged in by democrats only. Any one of half a dozen southern men who could be mentioned would have done as well at the polls as Parker did, and some of them would have done better. William L. Taney, if extant, ' would not have dons worse. No democrat who could be men tioned would have come within 1,000,000 vote of President Roosevelt's poll in 1901 but as the democracy Intends to keep up Its organization for a while 'longer, It ought to take its candidates from the section In which it gets Us votes. Of course, the northern democrats says their party gets more of the popular vote above Mason and Dixon's line than below It, but this is not the way to look at the matter. The votes that count In the election are the electoral votes, and all of them come from the south. Let the southern democrats stand out in 1908 against any further eftacement of their section. If northern democrats are still so bigoted that they would cut a southern democrat at the polls, then the southern democrats ought to cast them out The man who fired the first shot at the Star of the West or at Fort Sumter would have run as well In 1904 as did the New Yorker who was selected at Bt. Louis. Th northern democrats who have resisted reconstruction along to this ttms will never accept it this side of Jordan. The correct thing for the southern democrats to do is to put up the candidate in 1908, and compel the northern section of the -party to show its hand. The northern democrats who persist In thinking that it 'is still 18t3 ought not to be allowed to run he national convention of any party which pretends to be national. MOXOTOSY OP GAnniSONDETY. One of the Chief Causes of Desertion from the Army, Chicago Chronicle. Probably it is true, as the commander of the Department of the Lakes declares, that desertions from the army will continue as long as public sentiment favors the de serter. People do not like to appear In the role of the Informer and military deserters sre consequently undisturbed In the ma jority ot cases. There Is, however, a cause for these de sertlons and It is a. cause that ha no ef fective remedy. Toung American desert from the army In time of peace because they tire of the monotony of garrison duty, of drill and of the endless and un varying routine of a soldier's life when no fighting la going on or In prospect. This Is the cause for desertions not only from the army, but from the navy. Toung men sre attracted by the superficial glit ter and excitement of soldiering or sailor Ing and they enlist to And that playing soldier is the most dreary task In the world. Then they desert. Most of the talk about hardship endured and of tyrannies practiced by officers Is utter humbug. The real truth is that Toung America though he Is a fighter by Instinct and In heritance, Is not a "Sunday soldier." He is quick to volunteer when there Is a prospect of sctlv service, but he Is not to be de pended upon to endure the ordeal of mill tary discipline In time of peace. So that desertion are likely to continue and Insofar a they manifest a spirit of American Independence they are not al together s discouraging symptom of na tlonal life. We may be sur that the young men who are deserting nowaday would flock to the colors If there was a chance of smelling gunpowder In some thing else than target practice. This, however, constitutes no defense of desertion, which Is the unpardonable mill tary crime. Deserters should be punished Id a fashion to discourage desertion. Other consideration aside, young men who enter the army should be taught to kesa their contract with th government OTHER L.ASD TIIAX Ol R. When Abdul Itnnild II dies the, European powers will again have Turkey on their hands. The sultan's health Is Impaired nnd it Is predicted that he will not live much longer. The Turkish courtier already, in various agreeable ways, are seeking to work themselves Into the good grace of the heir to the crown, Mohammed Reshad, the sultan's brother. The chances sre that some novel history will be made when he ascends the throne. He Is more than 10 year old, and grossly Illiterate, hi ac complishment In the line of education going scarcely beyond the ability to read and write. Of th world's history or that of the Turkish empire he knows little or riothing. Even In a land of oppression and Ignorsnce he Is remarkable for his super stltlousness. His brother, the sultan, fear ful of plots, discouraged any earlier ambi tions the heir apparent may hav had, and royal discouragement in Turkey lead to gruesome results when not heeded. In ad dition to all this Mohammed Reshad Is said to be a confirmed drunkard, on report hirvlng It that alcohol 1 now Ms only solace. The contrast this presents with the present sultan, whose adroitness has often baffled th most accomplished diplomatists of Europe, Is very grent. When the next ruler of the Ottoman empire takes the throne the "Sick Man of Europe" will re quire the attention of all his doctors. This summer has been unusually proliflo of attempts by English swimmer to swim scross the channel between Dover snd Calais. Severat unsuccessful efforts were made by various aspirants befor Thursday last, when four started from th English shore. The day happened to be the thir tieth anniversary of the feat of the late Captain Webb, who still Is celebrated as the only man .who ever swam across the channel. All those who made the attempt on Thursday were unable to finish the task, although one of them at least had pre viously succeeded In approaching within five miles of the French shore, the distance across being twenty-five miles. The cause of these numerous failures 1 the strong cross currents and the tides, which to gether appear to be quite unmanageable by swimmers. These currents and tides have been minutely studied In late years in order that exact knowledge of them might aid one In performing the feat, but evidently the crossing of the channel by any swim mer must always be largely a matter of luck In finding Ideal conditions for the ef fort. Captain Webb probably was higher favored by wind and water when he achieved his memorable success. ' During the ten years from 1890 to 1900 the German government expended a sum of $76,000,000 on Inland waterways, mainly for the canalization of rivers. Within the last few weeks a most extensive program has been approved by the Prussian government involving the expenditure of over $90,000,000. The greater portion of this money will be devoted to building a canal from the Rhine to the Weser. The -waterways from Stettin to Berlin are to be rendered navi gable for large vessels at a cost of $2,000,000 and smaller sums are to be spent on the waterways between the Oder and the Vis tula. For future work the plans include the canalization of the Moselle-Saar, the connection of Leipzig with Brlza, on the Elba, and a canal from Schwerln to the Baltic sea is also contemplated. France has spent since 1872 no less than $500,000,000 for canals. Four years ago appropriations of $10,000,000 were voted for further canal work and the money has been expended on improving the navigation of the Gar onne, the Orleans and other canals in tended to link Clmbleux to Orleans and Cette nd Marseilles with Rhone. Other continental governments show no less en thusiasm for canals. Austrla-IIungary voted a credit of $50,000,000 two years ago for the construction of canals between the Danube and the Oder and thence to the Elbe and the Vistula. When this work Is accomplished further schemes are to be auhorlzed. In Belgium the splendid system of waterways and canals plays an active part in the commercial and Industrial en terprise of the country; there la one mile of waterway in Belgium to every 8.8 square miles of territory. For centuries Holland has been threaded with canals, yet in the last forty years nearly $S5,000,000 has been expended on improvements and extensions, the most important canal being that con necting Amsterdam with the Rhine. Even in conservative Russia a survey has re cently been started for the long-talked-ot canal from the Baltic to the Black sea. Notwithstanding the summer heat a dili gent French statistician has been very busily engaged in computing the amount of th pourbolres, or tips, given in France annually to waiters, csbmen, bos openers at theaters, concierges, etc. The sums thus spent amount to nearly 600,000,000 francs, or 26,000,000. In Pari alone 12,000 changes hands In this way daily. The statistician says that It means a tax of 7 centimes on each Parisian every day, taking the big sum mentioned for the whole population, including those who have no call to give tip as wll a others whs spend a good deal ot their time in cafe. The yearly amount of tips given in Paris Is about 100, 000,000 francs. In the provinces it reaches $72,000,000 francs, which gives a tax of 3 centimes dally for each French person liv ing in the departments. The statistician claims to have got as near to the truth as possible. The ftp system undeniably flourishes In France, snd there are no signs of It approaching abolition, despite the periodic campaigns organized against It The curious and rather puzzling alterna tions In the development of the torpedo destroyer And a fresh illustration in the new contracts entered Into for the con struction of the latest group of British destroyers. In the program ot 1897-1898 the highest speed realized on a maximum dis placement of 360 tons was thirty-one and a half knots, though thirty-two to thirty three knots was attempted by several build ers. When the "river" class was laid down the required speed was reduced to twenty five and a half knots, and th displace ment wa Increased in order to meet the demands ot fuel capacity. But this retro gression proved unsatisfying. With the latest design the speed 1 fixed at thirty three knots, and that It may have at ten knots a radlu of action of 3,000 sea miles snd displacement Is fixed at 800 tons. To drive thl demand high power, and to produce It boilers of the express tyo, adaptable for oil fuel, are to be utilised, and the propelling machinery Is to be of the Parsons turbine design. This reversal of the theories that ruled but a few years ago represents the greatest general speed advance so far attempted In destroyers. Its outcome will, we are sure, be watched with a particular Interest here, because, if somewhat belatud, no sea power la keener In developing a type which has so many merits as an auxiliary agency of war and which furnlahva so admirable a school In command for promising young officers. tfp0m" ''sasaaiiMmiiiitfii f- Wan 0 Then tj 1 i SaU"eW Ipjll people this old ? try an experiment? any one of the hundreds of dicines on the market. y come, they go, and are soon forgotten. Or want to be cured? Then take a medicine that has been tested and tried, generation : after genera tion. A medicine that has been a household remedy for sixty ysars. Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Intelligent, thoughtful are relying more and more upon standard preparation. X4 br ! t. C. ArT Co., Tx-wsll, Mm. Aim Batianitrr. or ITflB! HAn TTflfm Tar the hair. AVER'S PILLS-Per cenrtlwitlo. ATBB'B CBTERRT PECTORAL Pot omb. VTSIt'B AGVK CURB For malaria ss4 r Neutral I mplre for War. Philadelphia Record. The Intervention of nyutral power to end s war before either belligerent Is quite ex hausted suggests the advantages of having a Jury of neutral umpires to conduct a war and decide when one prty had been sum clently thrashed. The war maneuver would provide the outline of a scheme. Blank cartridges would be used and the umpires could determine when a battleship was theoretically sunk, a fortification cap tured or an army put to flight. A system Ilka thl woulo be o feasible as that of Mr. XlartliuldU and far mor human. POLITICAL DniFT. Chalk up a credit mark fnr the commis sioners ot Cook . county, Illinois.. They turned down a proposition to fence In the old court house site and plaster it with posters. It is rather early to bother about south ern delegates, but the fact that Web Flanagan of Texas Is working a press agent Suggests that there will be something doing presently. An Indiana man trudged several miles to Lognsport to heAr the Chautauqua ad dress of W. J. Bryan. Just as the peerless was rounding out an eloquent period the Hoosier ran out of the crowd, swatn the Wabash river and sprinted three miles be fore his legs gave out. The poor fellow was overcome by the heat of the day of the speech perhaps both. The commissary department is pretty nearly the whole show In a picnic of Tam many men. At a festive gathering in tho Bronx Wednesday there were consumed 86.000 ears of corn, 10,0X) pounds of beef, 6,000 pounds of chicken, 200 barrels of po tatoes and 10,000 bricks of Ice cream, be sides unmeasured tobacco and uncounted and perhaps uncountable steins of beer. Leslie M. Shaw, secretary of the United States treasury, left the train the other evening at Denlson, his Iowa home, to find the cabby who hud gone to meet him asleep In his carriage. Mr. Shaw climbed Into the driver's seat, guided the horses for a half mile through the town to the home of his brother-in-law, Eugene Gulick, while the cabby slept soundly. Then he woke that astonished Individual, handed him the regular feo and a liberal tip and sent him away. Secretary Hay detested all unnecessary and .wanton falsehood. For the sort of diplomacy that rests essentially upon tergiversation he had a most hearty con tempt. One of his sayings Is famous In the diplomatic world. It was used of a certain titled European, not now a member of the corps at Washington. ."When the count eomes to talk to me," sali Mr liay,' "I do not use my wits trying to ascertain whether or not the man is lying. I know he i lying. What I try to find out Is why he Is telling that particular lie." Mark Twain Is an admirer of William Travers Jerome, district attorney of New Tork, regarding whom the veteran humorist has sent this characteristic note to the editor of a magazine: "I wish to register as a Jerome petitioner, for, although I have never seen him, I believe in him and am grateful to him for proving that honesty In politics and office is still possible In New Tork, though not epidemic. Out of respect for him, his morals and his principles, I mean to vot for him only once on election day, but if I were free from restraint I would make it a hundred." HAIL TO AVTVMX. So-Called Melancholy Day the Sprlnatlme of Trade, St. Louis Republic. Tarnished summer Is catching up her glorious robes and departing In all her stately beauty, chagrined, perhaps, casting a look behind, in her cheek resentment burning with the color of the crimson leaf, while All-cheering Plenty, with her flowing horn. Leads yellow Autumn wreathed with nod ding corn. Over the fields the quail are piping, brown apples tumble into the lap of the earth, swarthy grapes deck the bowers, the rose sheds her trembling petals; glor ious are the woods In new gold and scarlet, but here and there softly through the still air flutters a leaf, and the birds have de parted for the trelllsed vines; the pointer ranges and the sportsman wistfully con templates his russet jacket hsnglng on the wall, muttering the while something about game laws In his neighborhood. . If. poets are to be trusted, we are glld Ing toward the melancholy days, the sad dest of the year. Yet In the realm of busi ness the signs are otherwise. It would seem to be the very springtime of trade. Life is alive in everything and the stirring of the sap is as nothing to the stirring of the merchant running out his fall lines. FLASHES OF FI JI. Diogenes had wandered Into a cemetsrv, "I understand now," he said, as he went from tombstone to tombstone deciphering the Inscriptions with the aid of his lantern, "why I don't And any honest men. They ate all dead." Chicago Tribune. "Tou should be like the chickens, Willie; Just see how early they wake up In the morning." . "Oh. well I could wake up early, too, ma, If I stood up all night." Louisville Courier. journal. "I wonder why It Is said that 'all ths world loves a lover.' " "I guess it's ' because the world thinks It's such fun to hear his letters read In court." Philadelphia Ledger. Fve was making her first fig leaf suit "Adam," she nskcii. us she surveyed the glossy green. If you were to die how the world could I ko Into black?" And when he kicked the lchthyosauru she sobbed that men war so unsympa thetlc isew. xork Bun. "Yes, he doesn't do anything but pick up pins all the time." "Well, well, that's a queer superstition. "Not at all. Its an occupation. He's employed in a bowling alley." Philadelphia Press. "Children, you mustn't make so murti noise," said the hostess. "What will Mrs. Brownson think of you?" "Oh, I don't mind It, Mrs. Smlthby." saH the caller, with a frigid smile. "I used to live near a boiler factory." Chicago Trl. bune. "Why does the average man succeed si much oftener than the man of genius?'" Because," said the business-like person, "the average man figures on things that are liable to be, while the genius figures on how they ought to be." Washington Star. Nordy Gaydog is a devoted husband. Every Friday he drops business, buys a lot of candv and stuff that women Ilk nd runs down to the seashore and stays until Monday. His wife ought to be proud of hButts-Oh. I don't know. His wlfs Is ljl the mountains. Louisville Courier-Journal. TO A LADY SIMGISG. Chicago News. Sing soft and low, I would not have yoej Songsihat must stir my pulses with eacli Loud"leaplng lilts that make the chambef mHnJf'the air with sound to parts ra No chant'exultatlon am I fain to hear, Gay cnansoneim ui ummui tiay cnanminmiw us - - ' r Nor martial hymn of chasing sword anil ri'car, v. Fus sing soft and low. Sing soft and low. Boms simple Jsy of Plaintive and sweet-a whisper to the Soft as the cooing of the wood and dove Who to his mate his psssion doth Impart. Low as the murmur f the distant Stream. Klppllng along, where bending willow grow, . Lulling the senses to a drowsing dream. Sing soft and low. , Sing soft and low. A soothing lullaby a ... . , . .. j i .... .... r . 1 1 1 Holn He Your style of singing simply drives ma Please bear in mind the thinness of the TheTe s'a soft pedal you might use. yotl Cut outth'e "rag." If you must sing at all. Sing soft snd low. Browning, King & Co CLOTHING. FURNISHINGS, AND BATS The School Boy He gets everywhere. 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