4 TIIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: MONDAY, MAY 1, 1003. Tiie Omaha Daily Bee. B. ROSEWATER, EMTOR. FCBLIKHED EVERT UORNINO. TKTi.it R OF BUF.BCRI PTION : Dslly B (without Sunday), one year...R Dslly llr and Simday, one year Jr1 Illustrated Bee. one year J Sunday Bn, on yrr J-J Saturday Bee, one year - Twentieth Century Farmer, one year... L DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Daily Bee (without Sunday), per copy., tc Dally Bee (without Sunday), p wean. ..12c Dally Bee (Including Sunday), per wee. .lie Evening Bee (without Sunday), per week 70 Evening Bee (Including Sunday), P week .?. Sunday Bee, per copy Complaint! of Irregularities In delivery should be addressed to City Circulation De partment. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha Clt, Uall building. Twenty fifth and M streets. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl street Chicago 1B40 Vnfty building. . m New York 1E0 Home Life Ins. building. Washington 6U1 Fourteenth street. CORRESPONDENCE. 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Evening snd Fundav Bee printed during the month of March, isob. was as iouow. 1 2T.BO X. 2T.BTO 1 3A,0ff0 4 SO, TOO t 80,n SM.OTO T 37.0AO S AO ,8041 1 27.HOO 10 20,0(10 11 :.80J)10 11 31,000 1 2T.8RO 14 2A.820 IS ST.OftO Totai!.'....'. 895.0SO Less unsuid copies. ...... ............ ,845 17 XS.BBO SO, TOO 80,000 20 ST.R80 XI .100 n 2T.0B0 it 2T.OSI 24 2S.630 a .". .81,000 JC 81.010 tl 27.800 28 28,000 ...2,oao SO .28,100 U .28KM Net tntl maIm. 880.5W8 Dally average 28,oftO GEO. B. TZ8CUUVJU. Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before me this 21st day of March, UWC. (Beal) M, B. HUNGATE, Notary Public. The Beef trust Inquiry threatens to resemble a serial story. The Milwaukee bank-quake baa not Interfered with the Milwaukee bock beer Dr. Nansen may discover more trouble than he found In the frozen north if he continues to prod the "terrible Swedes." Now that Judge Munger has given the water board the privilege of amusing itself by whittling at water rates, we shall see what we shall see. Is it not rather premature for candi dates for the mayoralty to spar for wind in view of the fact that the election for mayor will not come off until, May, 1006 It is hardly probable that one of the features of the meeting of the General Federation of Woman's Clubs at At lantic City will be an excursion to Princeton. L'-y , It f Is said "T6m" Tables' is to start a' new paper In Nebraska. Strange that neither so good a denocrot us Mr. Bryan nor so good a populist ns Mr, Berge can fill the place. Lee Herdman Is already nominating Colonel Bryan to make the race for governor of Nebraska next year. A call for a meeting to reorganize the Sue cess league will be in order. "Omaha will have to tight for what it gets," says President Stlckney of the Great Western. That is nothing new, however. Omaha has always had to fight for what it has gat ten. It does not matter very much to the Omaha Jobbers and grain dealers what Inspired J. J. Hill to build the Ash land cut-off. sumoe it to say it was not designed for their benefit. TTtt DCTY or DIRECTORS. The Milwaukee bank defalcation has naturally commanded a great deal of attention, due to the extraordinary amount of which the bank was robbod by Its president, a man who stood high in the business community and was uni versally regarded as not only a fluancler of great ability, but of the highest in tegrity. Comment . upon this latest in stance of robbery on the part of a bank official has naturally included criticism of the directors of the Institution robbed and one of these puts the matter in this form: "What were the directors do ing all the time that the million was being stolen? Were they In every re spect carrying out Jbelr sworn duties? It is well enough to say that oanit di rectors cannot exercise their functlous without giving up the!;' time to them. Very well, let them give up the time or get out. No nin can take on him responsibilities and escape under the plea thnt he Is too busy with other things." There is nothing unreasonable In this. When n man accepts the position of a bank director he takes upon himself a duty of the very first importance, legally and morally. lie knows that the law Imposes certain obligations upon hlru and he also knowa that he Is morally bound to care for the Interests of the depositors In his bank as well as for the Interests of the stockholders. He cannot properly delegate the duty thus Imposed upon liliu to anyone else. It Is his alone and should be constantly enred for by him. He may have Im plicit confidence In the officers and em ployes of the bonk. That is to be as sumed, or they would not be retained in the service of the institution. Still the duty of a bank director Is to see and satisfy himself from time to time, at short intervals, that everything con nected with the affairs of the institu tion is on an absolutely safe and sound basis. Had this been done by the di rectors of the Milwaukee bank it would have been quite impossible for its presi dent to have embezzled funds to the extent of more than a million dollars. Th facts developed show that the directors were most derelict in 'their duties and that their laxity led to care lessness on the part of others, notably the cashier of the institution, who failed to discover a state of affairs which would t-ertalnly have been detected by a vigilant official In charge of the books and careful to verify every entry. When the men in control of a ftnanclaj insti tution become careless as to the man agement of Its affairs, It is easy to understand that the subordinates will also become indifferent and perform their duties in the most perfunctory manner. There is manifestly a lesson In this Milwaukee defalcation for brink di rectors generally, but how many of them will be instructed by it? There have been many such lessons, though few quite so impresslvei yet it is not 1m probable that there are numerous banks In the country today whose directors are as careless and as-lacking In vigi lance as were those of the bank looted by BIgelow. Unquestionably the great majority of bank officials are men of integrity, fully entitled to the confidence that is reposed in them, yet the directors of these financial institutions are bound by every consideration of duty to the stockholders end the public to faithfully meet the responsibilities they take upon themselves when accepting position. No private or personal consideration should be permitted to interfere with this. re fully equal and In many respects superior to those now possessed by Minneapolis, and Omaha's trade radius la constantly extending. Incidental to the enlargement of Omaha's milling facilities will come en largement of its cooperage facilities and the establishment of new industries In terdependent with and growing out of the various demands made for articles especially fabricated for flour mills. A striking instance of the inter dependence of industries Is furnished by the Impending removal of the plant of an extensive manufactory of rubber goods, giving employment to 000 wage workers, from Chicago to Detroit, for the reason that its owners find economic advantage in placing their factory in close proximity to the colony of auto mobile factories located In Detroit, as the principal product of the rubber goods wrnirpzirf- Bww Its anutmndbUe ttires. UVRJ GERMAN MAMCET Although It will be nearly a year be fore the new tariff regulations of Ger many go into effect, under the opera tion of which Ametlcan products will be placed at a disadvantage in competi tion with those of other countries un less in the meantime a reciprocity ar rangement shall be effected between Germany and the United States, the matter Is receiving a good deal of at tention In exporting circles and Is cer tain to grow In Interest. Our German market has become very important and valuable. It Is a mar ket to- be cultivated, so far as this can be done without Injury or detriment to our own Industries. During the last fiscal year, according to the official stallntlcs, we sold Germany a little less than $214,000,000 worth of merchandise, or nearly 15 per cent of our total ex ports. We bought from that country goods to the value of 1110,000,000, so that the balance of trade was very largely In our favor. It Is to be noted that about one-half of our sales to Ger many last year consisted of raw cotton and copper, both of which remain In the free list of the German tariff and consequently bur exports of these would not bo, affected. A few other articles remain at present duties or are only slightly advanced, the notable advances being In meats and cereals to meet the agrarian demands In which our trade amounts approximately to $17,000,000 annually. It Is suggested that the German mar ket which we might have to buy through the medium of a reciprocity treaty is one for which we cannot af ford to pay any very high price; that the loss of our trade , with her would really be more serious to Germany than the loss of her trade would be to us. This is doubtless correct, but it is pointed out that Germany has it In her power to strike us commercially, while we have no readily available means of striking in return. Of course the United States can adopt measures of retalia tion, but it Is a very serious question whether such a course would be wise or expedient, so long as a way remains open v for the negotiation of:a fair and equitable trade arrangement, r The?e is no question as to the Im portance of our German market and the wisdom of endeavoring to hold It will be generally admitted. There seems to be but one sure way of doing this and that Is through a commercial treaty reciprocal In character. As to the prac ticability of reaching such a treaty there Is doubt. Shocks! Many a gnod wife desire above all things to "run" her husband, and does It. too. A Banker Proves Ills Advice. Washington Post. Banker BIgelow advised the American Bankers' association a year ago that mors stringent methods should be adopted to protect banks of the country from thiev ing officers. He has shown that Ms advice was good. Looking Before Giving. Chicago Record-Herald. Andrew Carnegie says he always finds out before offering money whether It will be accepted or not. It's a wise plan. No rich man should run the risk of being hu miliated for the mere sake of keeping his conscience from rocking the boat. Concerning; the Brmr Hunt. Philadelphia Press. Many men have many minds over the president's successful bear hunt. Some think that he is taking out on the bears his feeling towards ' certain statesmen. Others fear that he Is In training for the hunt of bigger bear when he returns to Washington. Still others are simply green with envy because theV. too, cannot go off for a holiday. But more are content to be heartily glad that the president Is having the good time which he so well deserves and is so competent to enjoy. PERSONAL . NOTES. Mr. Gompers says the bakers are so short of sleep from long hours of work that they lie down on their dough and rise with it. A Chicago stenographer, who has In herited a million says that she will keep right on with her work. That's always the way the people who don't need the money get it In honor of the great composer, Donizetti, a museum is to be erected at Bergamo, his native place. .Relatives of the late com poser have agreed to furnish the material. Baroness Basonl-Scottl will supply the fur niture of the room in which Donizetti died. Colonel Frank Hume, a former confed erate army officer, Is making an effort to get the Grand Army of the Republic to Indorse his plan to have a bell cast, to be the largest in existence, to be hung in the Arlington cemetery, and to be tolled during the funeral rites of soldiers. Although Senator Quay will be perpetu ated in bronze it is doubtful if the com mittee In charge will request the sculptor to follow the suggestion of one of the Philadelphia papers and depict him In his favorite attitude of shaking a plum tree. Something more classical will be attempted. The 126th anniversary of Audubon's birth day in May Is to be celebrated In New York near the spot on the banks of the Hud son, where he lived the last years of his life of devotion to nature, and where he died half a century ago. Representative ornithologists and naturalists are to par ticipate. , . Prominent residents of Massachusetts, in cluding Governor Douglas and Patrick A. Collins, mayor of Boston, are taking steps to preserve the house of Paul Revere In North square, near the old North church. In Boston, from whhjh he started on his night ride to arouse the country side way up to Concord and Lexington, April 19, 1775. The place was about to be torn down, but a number of citizens have undertaken the task of raising $17,000 to buy the property. It will be put In good condition, restored to Its colonial dignity and preserved as a revolutionary relic. ' BITS OF WASHISGTOX LIFE. Minor Scenes and Incidents Sketch On the Spot. Around the Interior department hangs a cloud menacing the peace of the Indian bureau. Political weather prophets are forecasting a cyclone which will lift sev eral ple-blters from the chairs and land them on short grass. The trouble with the ple-blters, as revealed by Investigation, Is an Irresistible desire to reach for more money than the law allows, and securing It by means of padded payrolls In the In dian warehouses of Chicago and New York. Some months ago complaint was mcde to the secretary of the Interior that gross financial Irregularities existed In the Indian warehouses at New York and that men had been appointed to o flics who per formed no service and who did not appear at the warehouse except to draw their pay. One of these men was employed as a bar tender. The Investigation not only developed t'nat there were twice as many employes In the New York branch of the service as were needed, but that Financial Clerk Wil son, an appointee from Missouri, was short In his accounts and that he had withheld for three months the pay of some of his political henchmen who had been appointed to office. Wilson and seven of his ap pointees have been dismissed by the sec retary of the interior. These discoveries caused Secretary Hitch cock to turn his attention to Chicago. It was found that similar conditions existed at Chicago, so far as concerned the over loading of the payroll, but it was not charged that any one has been guilty of financial irregularities, except with re gard to the waste of public funds' in pay ing useless employes. There will be further inquiry at Chicago before the sec retary orders any dismissals, and It haaH not yet been decided how many employes are -slated for decapitation. Reports from Baker Indicate' that the Russian government is playing the Mohammedans against the Christians, which is not the first time that an ab solute monarch has found refuge in the policy of divide and rule. ' i The Clifton Hill Improvement club has adopted scorching resolutions against automobile scorching on Mili tary avenue, but, if automobile chauf feurs cannot scorch along' Military ave nue, where else are they to scorch? I'rospects point to an increased as sessment of private property through Nebraska for the 1005 tax list It will therefore take nerve for the railroads to appear to seek reductions. But the rauronu tax bureaucrats were never Jacking in nerve. i i Councilman Nicholson has generously offered to donate an arc light at his disposal to the Illumination of the Cllf ton mil school bouse. Why cannot Mr. Nicholson be persuaded to donate a few arc lights for the illumination of the high school grounds? V Chief Wllkle of the Secret Service la to try to stop counterfeiting In the Philippines. There will be some more people On tile Island who will now have further cause to regret American oc cupation, which Interferes with customs long established under Spanish rule. One of the railroad magnates before the senate Investigating committee ex presses particular solicitude lest the en largement of powers to the Interstate Commerce Commission might operate to the disadvantage of the west The west bas an idea that It Is at a do elded disadvantage under the present system of limited powers of regulation and arbitrary powers of railway man agement The west would be perfectly willing to take a chance at a change and rely on 1U ability to exact square deal AS TO REASONABLE BENTS. Capitalists who have money to invest in business blocks suitable for whole sale dealers would undoubtedly be sat isfied with G per cent net on their in vestment, but that 0 per cent should represent returns outside of interest upon the money expended for the ground and building, . the taxes, insur ance, repairs, and a reasonable amount for depreciation. Otherwise such in vestments would not be very attractive, even where continuous occupation is guaranteed. The mere fact that Omaha Jobbers who rent buildings have for years been able to enjoy rentals that do not yield the owner 2 per cent on his money fur nishes no criterion of what would be fair to the owner. It was simply an indication of the superabundance of buildings and the general decline of property values in Omaha. No capital ist would be so foolish as to invest money in buildings that have to be re built every twenty or twenty-five years by reason of wear and tear at a rental that would yield him less than he can get for his money by loaning it on farm mortgages, or Investing It. In city and county warrants. After all that can be said on the sub ject, rentals on improved" property are governed chiefly by the laws of supply and demand, which In this case means scarcity and abundance. . When there Is an oversupply of vacant buildings rents are low; when there are few buildings vacant and a heavy demand for buildings rentals are more firm and higher. This applies to dwelling houses as well as business blocks, and applies as well to rents In Chicago and New York as It does to rents In Omaha. A novel scheme is on foot to relieve the monotony of Russian prisoners of war, detained in Japan, by furnishing them reading matter with the two-fold purpose of affording entertainment and instruction, and of planting within them the lessons of peace by a benevolent selection of the books and pamphlets placed at their disposal. After becom ing surfeited with peace literature, the Russian prisoners will be expected to become missionaries to end the war should they have an opportunity to re turn to their native land before the hostilities cease. Rtlsslan war prison ers might- naturally, as a consequence of their unpleasant experience, be ex pected to 'favor peace anyway, but if their peaceful dispositions can be stlmu lated by literary pabulum, it will be a good work deserving of encouragement and assistance. If bnnk clearings are any index of business activity, Omaha is In a very healthy condition. .- Its clearings for last week show an Increase of 23 per cent above the same period of last year and exceed those of Buffalo, Indianapolis, St. Taul, Denver, Su Joseph and Seattle by from 20 to 60 per cent SMOKERS AS FIRE HAZARDS. Prince Nicotine Hits Insurance , Companies Below the Belt. New York Independent. According o.HD. Davis, Ohio state fire marshal, tobacco smokers cost his state $122,S21 during 1904 for buildings and their contents destroyed through the agency of hot cigar. stubs and pipe ashes. "Careless itess with matches" on the part of smokers caused additional losses. In his published report Mr. Davis states that 103 fires took plape in Ohio that were attributable to smoking, and 298 originated through the careless use of matches. Fires were started by cigar and clgnret stubs thoughtlessly dropped through side walk gratings under which rubbish and litter had been permitted to accumulate. Butts thrown Into sawdust filled cuspidors and into waste paper baskets were also potent factors In the losses. Barn fires began only too frequently Just subsequent to the departure therefrom of smokers who had enjoyed within their precincts the "solace of mankind." Burning tonacco irom a pipe is even more dangerous than Is the thrown-away cigar end. The clgaret stump is also an ex ceedingly powerful agent for mischief as a fire starter. Smoking in bed Is likewise a fire hazard that ought not to exist, but It does. The vapor of gasoline explodes if it has contact with a . lighted cigar, which de. velopes a heat between 900 and 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit.- The International Railway congress, which convenes in Washington May 3, will be marked by a complete exhibition of modern railway appliances. That It Is to be a great affair Is shown by the num ber of invitations accepted up to date. Thirty-five foreign governments, 240 for eign railways and sixty-seven American railroads have announced an intention to take part in the gathering. Four hundred thousand miles of rail road in forty different countries are to be represented. At midnight May 8 the delegates will assemble In the exhibition grounds and take part in sending the message around the world. This message will be sent to the grounds from Georgetown observatory, and it will make a complete circle of the globe. The key will bo operated by the secretary of tbn navy. Marshal Halstead. United States consul at Birmingham, England, sends an Inter esting account to the Department of Com merce and Labor of an ingenious Invention whereby the gas can be lighted from the room by touching a button Just as elec tric lights are now lighted in all modern houses. Mr. Halstead states that the invention was first used a few days ago at a meeting of the dirteors of the local gas company, when the president of the com pany, touching a button on his 'desk. lighted two Incandescent gas burners high up on the wall of the room. By again touching the button the lights were ex tinguished. The device is very simple. Wrlth an Incandescent burner there Is a pilot light," that is, a tiny light through by-path, so that when the gas is turned full It will be lighted. Where the key on gas burner would ordinarily be a little piston is placed, this piston having an opening corresponding to the opening in the fixture and the burner. When the piston is forward the gas has communica tion with the burner, and Is lighted by the pilot, light, and when the piston is In the other position the gas is shut off with the exception of a small quantity for the pilot light. The piston is operated pneumatically, small copper tube about the size of telegraph wire running from the gas fixtures, say, to a point near the door of a room, bo a person entering the room can press on the button or plunger which Is at the end of the tube, thus com pressing the air and driving the piston and the fixture into the gas-opening posi tion. WHEW SHALL THE PASTOR CALL? Stocks may go up and stocks may go down on Wall street, but there is a feeling all over the United States that the real prosperity of the country no longer depends upon the tale told by the ticker and the bulls and bears can fight it out while the real business man continues his business uninterrupted. OStAHA'B MILL1SQ 1XDVSTRT. The prospective erection of several flouring mills In Omaha during the present year Is as much the natural sequence of the organization of the grain exchange aud the establishment of a grain market as Is the construc tion of several mammoth grain eleva tors already In progress. While Omaha cannot hope to outclass, or even match Minneapolis as a wheat milling center, It enjoys great advantages over Minne apolis la grain milling. Omaha Is In the very heart of the great corn belt, while Minneapolis is outside of the corn oelt, and the de mand for corn meal, corn starch and by products of inalre lu rapidly growing and will continue to grow for an In definite period. Omaha's facilities as a distributing center for milling products County Surveyor Edquist has been compelled to cut ditches through the cork-screw windings of the Elkhorn in order to send the water straight under the Elkhorn bridge. Why not build a drainage canal and send the waters of the Elkhorn Into the Platte before It puts on its corkscrew curls? That the rumor of a proposed inves tigation of a New York trust company should cause a panic on the stock mar ket is almost prima facie evidence of knowledge oa the part of someone that some trust company has been playing the game regardless of rules. i . Free Criticism. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. There are plenty of anxious men, some of them holding positions of trust and profit, who are free to criticise President Roosevelt for exposing himself to the dan gers of bobcat fighting. Ilia Trolley Slightly OB. Milwaukee SectlneU . Says Grover Cleveland: "A good wl'e is a woman who loves ber husband and her country, with no desire Ho run either." Bishop's Advice to Preachers t'pscts Old-Establlshcd Customs. Detroit Tribune. Bishop Berry of the Methodist church has startled the clergy and the laity by warning pastors against afternoon calls upon their women parishioners when the husband and the head of the house Is not at home. This warning appears to have been taken by certain pastors In its worst possible sense, and, having done so, some of them have taken offense. In making pastoral calls the purpose is supposed to oe the spiritual welfare of the entire household. In order to be most effective they should be made when the husband. who Is usually most In need of spiritual support, is home from his daily business, nd when the children, if there are chil dren, are home from school. One such call which reaches the whole household directly is worth a dozen pastoral counsels wjth the lady of the house. " Many pastors have taken offense be- cause f.ere Is In the bishop's admonition a suggestion of possible temptation which many result in something destructive to the happiness of the family and disgrace. ful to the community and religion. muueittio criticism 01 ine pisnop a warn ing is to be expected by those who feel that he has reflected upon the morality or the clerical body, but they should re- member the opinion of Hamlet's mother concerning the action of the player queen. She was a wise woman in the worldly way. and her familiarity with wickedness led her to remark: "The lady protests too much." In this case too violent pro. test might provoke rejoinder with citation of unfortunate cases which, make ampfc apoiogy ror tne bishop's suggestion. Rev. Reed Stuart took a rational view of the case, when he said: "I suppose the bishop thought his warning necessary or he would . not have made it." The fact is that the sanctity of the home cannot be too carefully safeguarded. Tempta uon ana sin do not always take flight irum in iiimiBirri 01 laiin, and we are occasionally reminded that human nature is frail and prone to error. Our Occidental civilization leaves the door of the home wiae open, wi.tie the Oriental keeps his harem tightly closed. It Is probable that both are extreme Jn their respective meth ods. The suggestion of wrong seems to have banished the suggestion of good in this case. - All the clergy must aVree that a family assembly offers a better oppor tunlty for a pastoral call than a visit that is devoted enUrsly to the lady of lbs housi (DAL1JME B awns' Powder A perfectly healthful powder ma do by improved chemical methods and of accu rately proportioned materials. Trust Baking Powders sen for or 1 50 cents per pound and may be iden tified by this exorbitant price. They are a menace to publlo health, as food prepared from them con tains large quantities of Rochelle salts, a dangerous cathartic drug. Dozens of fraud orders have been issued by the PostofQce department during the last few weeks against persons conducting various kinds of get-rlch-qulck concerns, and In explanation of the unusual activity in this line It was learned that Postmaster General Cortelyou has inaugurated a radi cal change in the department's policy. Under his direction the inspectors are now taking the initiative in ferreting out con cerns that are using the mails for fraudu lent purposes. Heretofore the department has taken no action until complaints have been registered against certain persons or companies. I can see no reason why the department should wait for complaints against persons using the malls to defraud the credulous public," said Mr. Cortelyou when asked concerning the new policy, "when by tak ing the Initiative we may be able to stop their operations before they have made material progress. There are hundreds of these get-rlch-qulck concerns throughout the country and they are fleecing the pub lic out of millions of dollars. We hope to be able to put most of them out of bust ness." In carrying into effect the new policy Mr. Cortelyou has directed that inspectors be' detailed in all the principal cities of the country to do nothing save investigate the operations of persons or companies that are using the mails In the furtherance of schemes that have any appearance of fraud. The purpose of this is to build up a corps of inspectors who will be special ists in fraud caBcs. STATE PRESS COMMENT. Ioup Valley Queen: President Roose velt gives it out that he will not make any stops In Nebraska on his return from his Colorado bear hunt. What's the use? He got all the big game in Nebraska lust fall. Alliance Times: Kdward Rosewater of The Omaha Hec gives his opinion edi torially that the biennial election law is illegnl, along with reasons for such con clusions. Ills opinion is worth at least as much as any man's in Nebraska, and Is likely to prove correct. Schuyler Free Lance: Governor Mickey vetoed more bills than any other governor of Nebraska, but he failed to veto enough. He should have vetoed the biennial elec tion bill as It was on the face of it un constitutional and a scheme of the court house gangs all over the state. Beatrice Sun: The Omaha Bee comes out very emphatically against the biennial election law, and supports its opposition to the bill by quoting from the constitu tion. While it Is never safe to make a guess upon what the supreme court mny do In a decision of this kind, the theory of Mr. Rosewater appears to have the support of the best lawyers In the state. Lincoln Star: Omaha people object to having their city depleted as a veritable Sodom, and It Is natural and proper that they should object. Such representation is false and slanderous. Omaha Is as or derly and free from vice as any city of like population. No good is accomplished by sensational statements of the kind that are made now regarding vice in one city and now in another. Lincoln Journal: The complaint uttered by The Bee against the selection of Indif ferent men for office in Nebraska is neither new nor startling. It Is notorious that strong men have been discouraged from seeking office in this state for many years for the simple and sufficient reason that they are likely to develop traits of inde pendence that are not relished by the railroad managers who assume to guide our politics. Beaver City Times-Tribune: The politi cal turmoil in the First congressional dis trict, incident to the selection of a suc cessor to Congressman Burkett, reminds one that If Mr. Burkett had declined to be a candidate for congress last fall In stead of running for two offices at once, that all this trouble would have been avoided and the people would have been saved a useless expense of perhaps tlO.000 or more. But then It Is now Senator Burkett and it is a sacrilege to mention these things. Wood River Sunbeam: Already the gubernational bee has begun to buzz In the bonnets of a few of the chosen over the state. At the present rate the candi date for the republican party will, be set tled upon long before the campaign takes on active work. Numerous stories are afloat and the following names are men tioned: W. H. Harrison and Speaker George L. Rouse of Hall county; A. B. Allen, present private secretary to the governor; John Wall of Arcadia; Judge Robinson of Norfolk; J. A. Douglas of Rock county; J. P. A. Black of Hastings, and goodness knows bow many more. Hastings Observer: It would take a Tom Lawson to tell all of the truth about thei fraternity graft in this state. Another big brick block Is being put up in Lincoln by W. E. Sharp and Dr. Faulkner, the head of the fraternity grafting coterie that have milked the fraternity following in this state. Both were poor men until they got their clutches on several of the fra ternities of Nebraska, and now both are growing immensely rich, while the men who meet the assessments pay the bill. Old line Insurance has no better friends than such men as these, who ore doing all that the laws will allow them to make fraternal insurance unpopular. Grand Island Independent: While some of the old-time politicians of the state with the alleged co-operation- of the' man agers of the political departments of the big transportation companies are ap parently arranging slates for the guber natorial campaign of a year from next fall, it is to be remembered first that the said managers have hitherto not been in the habit of putting out the candidates they really desire to make quite so early in the game, and secondly that if the pres ent dlssBtlsfactlnn with the record of tho legislature continues, the rank and file of the party may have something to say In the matter st the psychological moment thnt would erase part of the slate. It need .not surprise anyone If, when the time comes, there be a new deal altogether. And It is worth the while to keep the probability In mind. Kearney Hub: A slate of things has been revealed In Douglns county. For some time there hnve been hints snd rumors of grafts and Jobs and bud leaks in the hand ling of the county business. Investigation hns been going on, ami as a sample of the Jobbery it Is slated that the county bas been paying for a ton of coal and getting 775 pounds. This InHtnnce, however. Is but a small part of the systrm of graft and robbery that has been practiced, If re ports are true. The Item Is not specially Importnnt as a mivtter of Information to. newspapi-r renders outside of Omaha, but It may hnve some value everywhere In Impressing on tho public mind the necessity of keeping watchful eye on the conduct of public business, for this is an age rf graft and boodllug and of using publlo. office as a private map, PASSIHO PI.EASAXTIUES. "I suppose your constituents will Inter fere with your summer vacation?" "I don't need any summer vacation," an swered Senator Sorghum. "I get rest enough while, congress is in session." Washington Star. He's "I wouldn't call him an epicure. nnining out a glutton. "My, that's rather a harsh term." "Well, he's one of those fellows who will eat a hearty breakfast and then discuss with his wife what to order for dinner." Philadelphia Ledger. Woman of the House (handing him a plate of cold scraps) You look like a man who has seen better days. Fondry (iretts Yes'm, thankee. I have. Ther' was a time, ma'am, w'en I would have blushed to hnnd such a layout as this to a dog. Chicago Tribune. "Bllgglns Is still saying that he has the Bmnrtest baby In the world." "Yes." anpwered Miss Cayenne; "there Is a universul tendency among fathers and mothers to gjve their children credit for wonderful discrimination In the selection of parents." Washington Star. "The professor Is an Italian, Isn't he? "Yes, but he has been In this country quite a number of years." "Rut he speaks broken Knglish, ef course." . ' ' - ). "No, not broken exactly; only slightly, sprained." Philadelphia Press. ; , . "There's Just two things that break up most happy homes," observed the Pohlcfc philosopher. "What's them?" Inquired the Squedunk ignoramus. "Woman's love for dry goods an' man's love for wet goods, b'goBh!" Washington Post. Jacob had Just klshed Rachel. Then he lifted up his voice and wept. "Why do you do that?" asked Rachel. "Because' he sobbed. "It didn't seeift to surprise you! I am not the first young man you have kissed." But he forgav her to such an extent that he served her father fourteen years for her. Chicago Tribune. A fraud order was Issued last week against Edward A. Vaughan, a former postofflce clerk. Last summer this young man was stranded penniless in Cincinnati. The first of the year saw hint deposit U,0()0 in one Minneapolis bank and appear as a full-fledged grain commission broker. He advertised hlniBelf as the northwestern representative of the clique backing the bull movement in May wheat, and, claim ing the usual "inside information," he guaranteed customers from 100 to 600 per cent on all investments over 1100. His litera ture carried pictures of his magnificent stone mansion and his huge grain elevator. Investigation by postofflce Inspectors proved both to be castles in the air and indicated that he found all too many, in vestors for his schemes, and the schemes-l themselves to be, of course, valueless. Mr. Vaughan discreetly withdrew to parts un known at the first sign of trouble. Senator Proctor and ex-Representative J. Hamilton Lewis were engaged In conversa tion at Washington recently, when Colonel Lewis said: "Senator, is it true that some enterprising fellow citizens of yours have sold pieces of marble from your quarries for Vermont maple sugar?" V Senator Proctor laughed at this remark and came back at the effervescent Lewis with the following: "You remind me of an incident that happened on a railroad train some time ago. The Pullman con ductor rushed into the smoker, yelling out: 'Any of you passengers from Maine or Vermont?' when up Jumped a tall Yankee, Inspired by the thought that some occasion for his patriotism bad arisen. 'Yes,' he said, 'I be from Vermont." 'Well, then come back here in the Pullman car,' uil the conductor. 'There's a lady who's got ber spruce gum and maple sugar mixed up and wants somsons to help her pick It i euf." A HOUSE-CXKAING CAROL. The Madame. When the soap Is on the stairway and the carpet's on the line, Then I do not mope and long for any Home, Sweet Home In mine; For I know the books are corded in the cellar by the coal. And the pictures are reposing by the punch and salad bowl, And the mops and rags and dusters In con fusion Intertwine When the soup Is on the stairway and the carpet's on the line. The piano's in the kitchen and the feather beds are hung . On the fence above the flowers where the bric-a-brac was flung; There's a heap on the veranda crockery and Jardinieres And a sound of mighty whacking in the back yard strikes my ears; So I slope away discreetly, for some other spot I pine When the soap is on tho stairway and the carpet's on the lino. They would feed me on cold Victuals, I would sleep upon a cot; They might even say, "Get busy!" make me help them, like as not; So I hover at a distance till I see them gather in All the furniture and bedding, and com. placently grin That a fellow's mighty lucky 1f he knowa the mystic sign When the soap is on the stairway and the carpet's on the line. 7 1 1 If 1 s J There are no less than four teen remedies in this standard family medicine. Among them we might mention sarsaparilla root, yellow dock root, stillingia root, buck thorn bark, senna leaves, burdock root, cimi- cifuga root, cinchona bark, Phytolacca root. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is certainly a medicine, a genuine medicine, a doctor's medicine. SUsto y th . O. irM o., Iwll. BUM. Mslii Ml s-jr3 ws V 1 ITER'S HAIH VIOOB-Fw tks hair. AIBK'S CHMKBT PBCTOMAL couf hi. AVER'S PILLS For eoastlpatioa. ATKB'a AG US CURB Irur aiaUiui asi rS.