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Taschur-k, secretary of The Rea Publishing Company, being duly sworn, saya that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of March. i305, waa aa follows: I 27.000 IT as.eiio I 27.BT0 II 80.TOO 1 2S.OKO It 80.9O0 4 SO.TDO 20 .ST.SHO t ao.ono a 28.1O0 I Sfl.OTO Z2 2T,B0 7 27.0(10 2 27,31 1 20.HOO ti U 2S.B30 t UT.NOO ' i 26 S1.0OO io 2e,it no 2 at.oio II 30,)lO . 27 27.8O0 12 ;.. .,8i,ooo a...:. 2h,om IS 27.MKO 29 28,020 14 2A.820 80 28.100 IS 27.WIO (1 2K.6BO 14 27,840 - Total 800.00 Less unsold copies 0.843 Net total sales SM1.28S Dally average 28,oHU GEO. B. TZ8CHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 31st day of March, 'S. (Seal) M. U. HUNGATE, Notary Public. The bill board nuisance in a good one to repress. The man who made Mole St. Nicholas famous, - last reported from Saigon, "heavy firing being heard." When e sriealt hereafter of the im mortal Jefferson, .we will have to Huecify whether it is Thomas or Joseph. It Is almost time for the speculators to "bring off something In com,'' us planting will be In full blast lu a few days.' With so much snow piled up In the mountains the annual 'June rise on the Big Muddy is liable to come lu May and linger until August. . ' After all, the Ktisslaus cannot be very superstitious, '.or they, would not revive In the new-ships thp names of vessels destroyed at Hrt 'Arthur1. ''" ' 1 ' ' By going on a strike St. Petersburg printers have shown the authorities that they have greater power over the press than the czar of all the Kusslas. While some doctors are talking of names In the hall of fame it Is probable those who will really deserve such a place are biwy-wlth other things. An annual May Congress and carnival of Nebraska 'fraternal' associations should be almost as attractive a feature as the annual Ak-Sar-Ben festivities. Health reports from Panama In March, although showing an excellent condition, should be, relnforwd with the August reports before any one decides locating In the new canal tone. After having had a $1,000-bill flashed on them as a rash bond tendered by a prisoner, the Omaha police may be ex pected to develop several applicants for aid from the relief fund. e- . aasaBaaaaBgBjaBaaaaaBBBBa And now, a Milwaukee .banker has been found to be a defaulter for $1,500, (HiO because he speculated in May wheat. This may Indicate wiiy John W. Hates' friends could say he came out safe In the deaL. If this doubt aa to the position of the hostile fleet in Asiatic waters continues the Interested governments may be com pelled to fit out searching expeditions. But it is probable that the governments are not as much In the dark as the war correspondents. . With a bagatelle of ffi.ooo at his dls- powU for repairs to the riprap works on the Iowa side of the Missouri river, op poslte Omaha, Major Chittenden, the engineer In charge, will have but little opportunity for making a showing In rlw Improvements in this vicinity this u. aui.u The sultan of Morocco Is so quiet that he la evidently. Impressed with the im portance of a monarch who can set two nations like France aud tiermauy by the eara; but he should not feel proud, as It la the demand of business aud uot of national jiouor which actuates both Paris and Berlin. Speculators now threaten to move the jsew York Btock exchange to New J sey In rase the bill for the taxation stock transfers Is passed. It might be bad Idea to place all the Question ableV business concerns In New Jersey. provided that state promises to see that iney sn.y at home. er- of not With a wild aulinal scalp bounty s gregatlng $10,000 In the Nebraska sta treasury sfter July 1, Importers Wyoming wolf, coyote and wildcat scslps will have an opportunity to do a very lucrative business this fall, and If the wild animal bounty money In the trea ury Is exhausted, they will simply hai to set hejr traps for the committee c claims of the next legislature. ' Joseph jKrrtRsox No Amerlcaii actor" ever had In greater measure- than Joseph Jefferson the es teem and Admiration of the public. Other actors have been held lu high popular rr-gn.nl as well for their personal worth ns for their distinguished talents, but the feeling toward Jefferson was akin to affH'tloii. This was due to a large extent to the character with which he waa almost wholly Identified during much of his stage career. Washington Irving s creation. "Itlp Van Winkle," ln- splr kindly feeling and Mr. Jefferson's Impersonation touched the chords of sympathy. No one not Insensible to human emotions could witness It with out being drawn to the actor, who seemed to live In the part, so true wns the Impersonation to nature. What more natural than to associate with the actor the amiable and genial qualities of the character he portrayed? Then Mr. Jef ferson's mission on the stage was to amuse and everylsnly holds in especial regard those who do this. To contribute to onr pleasure, to promote our happi ness. Is to win our affection, and no other actor on our stage did so much In this respect as he who has Just passed away the foremost comedian of his time and one of the greatest dramatic artists of all time. While Jefferson's fame rests mainly upon a single character, he was great In a number of others. No one who has ever seen him as "Caleb Plummer" and "Bob Acres" and "Dr. Pangloss" can ever forget the pleasure they derived from these Impersonations. JoReph Jef ferson was temperamentally nn artist, yet his great talents did not carry him to success. He worked hard and long for the great victory he achieved. That he had faith In himself was amply at tested, but he also knew that to at tain it meant labor, and In the early days of his career he faltered at no task. The rewards of his industry were all he could have wished an honorable fame, the ' public esteem, a' host of personal friends and the assurance that his name would have a place second to none In the history of the American stage. 8 AVISO MAO A It A. . For some time the people of New York have been a good deal stirred up over a bill In the legislature which pro posed to give a certain manufacturing company, now using the waters of Niagara for motive power, a more ex tensive privilege. It was urged In op position to thia measure, characterized by some of the newspapers as a shame less grab, that If It were passed It would result In practically destroying the Falls at no very remote time. Scientific opin ion was secured in behalf of the opposi tion to the bill and so strong and vig orous became the manifestation of pop ular hostility to the measure that it is uhderstood to have been burled and thus for the present the great waterfall, one of the wonders o( the world, Is saved. Whoever has seen Niagara will cer tainly sympathize ..with those who op pos audi further, pse J Its wjiter as might Impair Its beauty and grandeurk but It Is a question as to how long In dustrial eovetousness of Its power can be put off. At present the-waters above: the Falls supply, on the American and. Canadian sides, several hundred thou sand horse power for manufacturing and it is said that several good sized rivers are now taken from these waters. It Is hardly probable that the utilization of this power will stop where It Is. As a New York paper remarks, "There Is n battle between beauty, romance and tradition on one side and the commer cial Instinct on the other." The latter la apt to be found the more persistent and therefore likely to ultimately win. For the present, however, Niagara ap pears to be secure against fhe attempted raid and will continue perhaps for some years to astonish and delight hundreds of thousands who annually visit It. This Is another gratifying instance of the In fluence of public opinion when fully aroused. TRADE DISCRIMISATIOX. That our srovernmeut has been verv lenient toward thow countries which have persistently discriminated against American products will be generally con ceded. It has patiently sought to have such discrimination removed, for the most part without avail. Congress has given the executive branch of the 'gov ernment authority to retaliate, but It has not acted under it. It Is Quite pos sible that the present administration will use the power It has In this respect, even at the risk of starting a trade war with some of the offending countries. Russia Is one of these and it is said that the new American ambassador to that government has been Instructed to renew negotiations for the removal of the discriminations against our products Instituted nearly three years ago. If this effort shall prove unsuccessful It Is understood that the administration may take retaliatory steps to bring the Bus alan government to terms. It appears that exports of certain classes of Amer ican goods to Rnssla have fallen off In amount until there Is much dissatisfac tion In commercial circles over the fail ure of the government to secure the re moval of discriminating duties. It is pointed out that the president has a weapon to use In this matter In the shape of a law which gives hltn author ity to forbid the Importation of articles which are Injurious to health. It Is believed It would be a simple matter for the Agricultural department to find by chemical analysis that many of the Russian products Imported here are dele terious to health und thus bring about an executive order directing that they be excluded. It Is said that (lermany has already felt the weight of this law. A commercial war Is certainly not to be delred with any 'country. It Is the policy and the Interest of the fnlted States to maintain peaceable trade rela tions and our government has s'jown that It wishes to do so, But It an not reasonably be expected that thl coun try will submit Indefinitely to f yhst It regards as unfair and uuwa, antable . action hostile to Its commercial Inter ests. Undoubtedly every possible effort will be made through diplomacy to have the cause of complaint removed, but this falling recourse must, be had to practical measures. This simply means that our government must retaliate In such way as It shall deem most expedient. It Is of course admitted that every country has the right to Impose such tariff du ties as it pleases, but when there Is de liberate discrimination, clearly Intended to Injure the trade of another country, as In the case of the Russian govern ment respecting certain classes of Amer ican goods, there Is furnished good ground for complaint, disregard of which gives Justification for retaliatory action. In the last fiscal year the exports from the I'nlted States to Russia amounted to a little over $U),000.000 and the Im ports here from that country to a little less than $12,000,000, so that the balance of trade between the two countries was In favor of the I'nlted States. But for discrimination our exports to Russia would of course be very much larger than they are. HOW C HIV AM) WORKS VP TRAVK. All the world over Chicago Is rated as the most progressive city on the Ameri can continent, if not on the whole globe. Chicago's methods of working up busi ness for its jobbing houses, mills and factories should, therefore, furnish an object lesson for other progressive and ambitious cities, including Omaha. The Chicago way of working up trnde Is con cisely presented In an editorial under the caption of "Chicago and the Great Northwest," recently published In the Chicago Tribune, from which we make the following extract for the benefit of Omaha business men: The members of the Chicago Commercial association are hard-headed men, experi enced in all the ways of trade. They know business Is not a lover of noise, and la more likely to run away from It than to It. Consequently, when they decided to try to get Into closer commercial relations with the northwest they did not, like the com mercial organizations In soma younger western cities, aend out two or three coach loads of Joyous citizens, headed by a brass band. On the contrary, they chose a small delegation of men. capable of ap preciating the possibilities of the localities to be visited, of pointing out to their peo ple In a quiet, convincing manner the ad vantages they may derive from doing busi ness with Chicago and of telling Chicago, on their return, what it should do to get these people's business. One thing which has handicapped Chicago in the race for northwestern business has been unfair freight rates. At present the people of parts of the northwest can ship their productions to New Kngland to better advantage than they can to Chicago, which la more than a thousand miles nearer. Such a condition manifestly demands a remedy. It will be noted that while Chicago has after years of experimenting found It most judicious, to do its hunting for game without a brass band, the greatest handicap to its success in annexing the trade of tributary territory in the north west has been freight rate discrimina tions. That also constitutes the chief burden of grievance of Omaha jobbers and manufacturers. In the case cf Omaha, however, the discriminations complained of favor Chicago, whereas Chicago's grievance Is rate discrimina tions in favor of Duluth, Minneapolis and St. Paul. Whether Chicago's still hunt for trade expansion would bring about !etter re sults than the Kansas City and Omaha way of Jollying business men's excur sions Is an open question after all. Sportsmen who go out on a hunt for mountain Hon. grizzlies and other big game do not pursue the same tactics that sportsmen do when hunting snipe and jack rabbits. The street railway system of St. Louis, which was consolidated seven years ago, now operates 344 miles of track and Is capitalized for $3.HiO,iMa), of which $52,000,000 represents bouds and $43, 000.000 stocks. This capitalization Is equal to $27ti,lti2 a mile, when it can be readily duplicated for $.0,tHK) a mile, Including power houses, machinery, cars and all equipments. The difference be tween the value of Its tangible prop erty aud the capitalization, on which the St. Louis street railway system is paying Interest and dividends, repre sents the value of the franchise, which Is more than four times as large as the value of Its tangible property. Com puting the net Income of the system on the linsis of its franchise value, equal to $77,NOO,000. at only 4 per cent, the city of St. Louis would derive an an nual revenue of $3,112,000, which In six years would pay for a duplication of the system with all Its machinery, equip ment and real estate. But Inasmuch as the franchise of the St. Louis street railway system extends until 1048, St. Louis will have to wait forty-three years before It can acquire Its own street rail way lines, unless It Is willing to pay for the value of the franchise for the un expired term. From the view point taken at Burling ton headqtiarters at Lincoln, the ef fect of the extension of the Great North ern from Sioux City to Ashland differs very radically from the view point taken at Burlington headquarters in Oinahn. As viewed from Burlington headquarters at Lincoln it will mean a marked in crease in trattlc for the Burlington's Bill ings line and much of the business from the Sioux City territory to the north west and much from the northwest to the Sioux City territory will be carried through Lincoln without touch lug Omaha aud, Incidentally, It will es tablish another line to the Interior of Nebraska that circumvents Omaha. While we should very much like to con cur with the rainbow prospectus that has emanated from the Omaha head quarters of the Burlington, we are re gretfully forced to admit t lint the point of view taken at its Lincoln hcadqimr ters seems more rational. There may be a discrepancy Is 'ween fhe valuations put iion the I'nion Pa cific and Burlington lines by the State Board of Assessment for Ksi4. If so. It should be adjusted in ratio to the rela tive true va'.; cT tha respective roads. There Is, however, still a very marked discrepancy between the assessment of all the railroads and the assessment of farming lands and town lots which the board U In duty bound to readjust. As computed by experts last year, the as sessment of the lands and town lots of Nebraska represented 01 per cent of their market value, while the assess ment of the railroads, based on their capitalization and earnings, represented but 04 per cent of their market value. Ten years hence a reproduction of the flies of Omaha newspapers announcing that the fire and water committee of the South Omaha city council and monitors' of the Are and police board of South Omaha had paid a visit to the fire and police board of Omaha for the purpose of Inspecting Omaha fire engine houses with a view to obtaining pointers on fire engine house construction, will provoke an audible smile. General Trepoff Is said to expect trouble and bloodshed at St. Petersburg. The average western man will not be surprised at this, as there Is a well de fined rumor that he was appointed to office for that very reason. A Much Needed Search. Washington Post. Now that Pnul Jones' body has been found and properly identified, the demo crats should make an effort to locate Thomas Jefferson's principles and have them properly bHgged. Popular mn& Beneficial. San Francisco Chronicle. The popularity of the rural delivery ser vice Is steadily Increasing. During the last ten montha morer than B.floo addi tional routes have been established and 1,000 more will be put tn operation during the summer. Mhere Americans Fall Down. . Baltimore American. Every returned traveler from Cuba brings back the report that the streets of Havana are. kept cleaner than those of his native town. This Is a verdict which should stir the energies of every American street cleaning department to a more lively exertion. Courts and lbor Ltm, Springfield Republican. The ten-hour law for bakers In New Tork state had an Interesting Judicial ex perience. It waa pronounced constitutional by the state court of appeals by a vote of 4 to 3; then the United Sttaea supreme court pronounced it unconstitutional by a vote of S to i. Combining the two courts It will be found that sixteen Judges passed upon the law and that of the sixteen there were eight for the law and eight against it. The Jaw is now null and void because there Is no appeal from the decision last handed down. Hidden Booty of Swindlers. New York Tribune. Remarkable are the revelations vhlch have come to light with regard to the Miller "syndicate" swindle. Schlesinger, who fled to Europe with a large share of the plunder, Is dead, and Amnion, who was fount! guilty of complicity in the rob bery, Is still in prison. But in Brussels a handsome part of the booty Is said to have been found, and strenuous Is the effort to lay hold of it. When the spoil is once thoroughly Identified the attempt to get It will reach Its climax. But what hope Is there of. just redistribution to the original owners from whom It was "con veyed?" ' ' " ' Room for the Hoopsklrt. Chicago Tribune. Place aux dames! Room for the hoop skirt! In fact, it might be as well to make It two rooms. .The first hoopsklrt that goes down the aisle of an elevated railroad car will revo lutionize the architecture of transporta tion. It may get wedged. It may have to be extricated with crowbars. But it will force wider aisles. The hand that sways the aklrt is the same hand that rocks the cradle, and the world is ruled accordingly. There Is another change which will be wrought by the hoopsklrt and for which the stronger hut lees courageous sex will feel humbly grateful. Flats have been getting too small. There hasn't been room In them for children. But there will be for hoopsklrts. An expansion of the plans for the apartment buildings to be erected this spring may be here and now predicted. ODOR OF SPRI. The Rare, F.luslve Perfume of Karly May, Mornlnws. John Burroughs In Country Calendar. The first perfume of vernal bloom drift ing upon the breeze, thrilling your sense as you walk the highway or cross the little hill by the footpath, usually appeara in early May. It Is faint and delicate, but unmistakable It Is a token of bloom some where. One throws up his head and sniffs It and searches for it, as he would bend his ear for some faint, far-off strain of music. Is It a breath of the myrald open ing buds In field and wood, or has the south wind brought It from warmer climes? For years I was much puzzled as to the origin of this rare, elusive odor of early May mornings. Now I am' con vinced It cornea from the blossoming elms; I have traced It home. There aeems to be only a brief period, probably only one or two mornings, when the elms emit this delicious odor. It is the same with the sugar maple bloom. It Is not every spring that I catch Its perfume. It seems heavier than that of the' elm and does not drift so fur upon the breeze, but It Is equally brief and uncertain. In both cases the atmospheric conditions must be favorable; a warm, moist, gentle southwest wind and a day that woos and caresses all things. WATHOX PITS l HIS CLAIM. ropullst Leader Claims Municipal Ownership aa a Party Prise. . Cleveland I'laln Dealer Idem.). Tom Watson, the populist "Idol of his party," does not like the Idea of his former partner, or any one else, stealing populist garments brought out to be aired. No sooner had professedly democratic hands been laid on the municipal ownerahlp shirt flapping on the line after tha Chicago elec tion than he raised the cry of "Stop, thief!" In a printed postal card. Just received, Tom Watson says Judge Dunne's triumph Is "the logical outcome of agitation begun fifteen years ago by the people'a party," and that "every old and gray-haired popu list in the I'nlted Statea la rejoicing" over the election of Dunne on a municipal ownership platform, "because ha sees, after years of waiting, the triumph of a principle which has never been clearly enunciated In the national platform of any except the people' party." Judge Dunne, the populist leader says, is "nominally" a democrat, "but his party lias never de clared for public ownership In lta national platform." The Chicago election, he says In conclusion, "waa a distinct victory for populism, and nothing else." Bo tha "new Issue'' which the great men who met at Chicago hailed as the one the democratic party Is to adopt and csrry to a triumphant success Is, after all, the ex clusive property of the populists and has been fcr the last fifteen yeara. No wonder Tom Walaon crlea "Slop, tbiaf!" OVRRWOHKF.n RAILROADS. Bnslneaa F.xreeda the Capacity of Rollins Slock. Cleveland 1eader. Tresent conditions make a wonderful contrast with the years following the panic of lsrO. Now It Is not a question of waiting for traffic to grow up to the facilities for handling It, but of providing equipment wherewith to meet the Imperative needs of business. The best railroads In America are In Imminent danger of prolonged freight blockades because their patronage has outrun their capacity for moving mer chandise. There is good reason to believe that the widest and boldest plans of far seeing railway magnates for better ter minal facilities, additional tracks and more and larger cars and locomotives will prove Inadequate to the demands of traffic be fore they can be fairly tested. Statistics of recent railroad business are almost beyond belief as to the rate of gain in tonnage. The Manufacturers' Rec ord, a very capable Journal published In Baltimore, shows that although the num ber of tons moved one mile, on American railways. Increased only from (fe,ono,on,(mo in IRW to flS.ODO.ono.oon In U97, the next seven years brought the enormous gain of "T.noo, ono.000 tons, and the total of lTO.Oun.OOO.nuo tons In 1904 wns two and one-half times ns much as the ton mileage for ISSO. In the same fourteen years that railroad traffic increased 150 per cent the gnln In the population of the I'nlted States waa about 30 er cent. While the railroads have had to cope with a gain of 150 per cent In freight tonnage, they have added only 40 per cent to the number of cars and locomotives, although the gain In carrying capacity and power has been much greater than that rate of Increase would Indicate. The nat ural result Is the frequent recurrence of traffic blockades, congested yards at ter mlnal points and important railway cen ters, and vexatious delays in handling mer chandise. What may be expected five years hence, with the Industries of the country expanding at the present rate? Nothing Is clearer In the business world than the urgent need of rapid Increase and betterment of railroad facilities for traffic of all kinds. Not merely more and larger cars HnU engines must be provided, but additional tracks and doubtless new lines. The most sanguine railroad builders and managers have not realized the pos sibilities or even the certainties of the growth of the mighty Industrial forces and productive power of the American people. Nothing has been said above as to pas senger traffic, but every one knows It has Increased enormously, If not equally with that of commodities, and that problems of sp' d, frequency and punctuality of pas senger trains are growing more difficult yet more Insistent daily. As it ts, now that passenger and freight trains must for the most part be run on the same tracks, scheduled time is honored in the breach, and to arrive on time is a signal for wondering exclunmtion among passengers. I'-Ml'l.(i IS SOMK WATER. Rich Rake-Off In the Proposed Ocean to Ocean Railroad Deal. Ban Francisco ChroiAclo. It Is announced that the merger of the Union Pacific, Chicago & Northwestern and New York Central railroads has been for mally agreed upon and that the plan is for the t'nlon Pacific to purchase the other two systems, paying therefor in bonds presumably collateral bonds, secured by the stocks of the purchased roads. As all the roads are mortgaged, It Is Impossible to effect such a shifting of securities as to make the new bonds a direct lien on the physical properties. The bond Issue re quired Is said to be $790,000,000 of 3H and 4 per cent bonds, which is the sum paid by the Vnlbon Pacific for the equity of tha stockholders of the other systems, subject to all their mortgages' and obligations. It Is stated that these "underlying" stocks and bonds aggregate more than $2,000,000,000, so that when the new bonds are Issued the total capitalization of the consolidated sys tem, will approach $3,000,000,000. T8e merger Is Intended mainly for making money for the underwriters, although there are doubtless business advantages to be gained by the transaction, and It will be possible to give the public better and more economical service. It will be Interesting to read the details of the underwriting when they appear. If they do appear. There seems to be a good margin for somebody. New York Central stock has been selling around 1594, the total Issue bplng $132, :eo.0f0. the total market .value being not quite $211,150,000. This stock Is to be pur chased at $200 per share, making f-'At.30A,000. The total Chicago & Northwestern stock Is sued Is $109,000,000, unless there have been some very recent Issues. It was quoted a day or two ago at Jll'i, which would make the market value of the whole nearly $.'63, 7SO.O0O. This stock Is to be purchased for $300 per share, which would make $327,000, 00 for the lot, or $591,500,000 for the out standing Ftock of the two systems. But before the deal Is made the Chicago & Northwestern stockholders are to receive 1S3.50O shares of new stock as a "stock divi dend" costing nothing which will be sold with the rest at $300 per share, and tho New York Central stockholders are to buy 198,375 shares at $126 per share, which they will Immediately resell at $200 per share, the total to be paid for the new stock of both systems being $RS,725,0n0. which, added to the value of the stock already outstand ing, makes a grand total of $iO.OO0.000 for the stock of the two systems. The dis patch, however, states that the total Issue of bonds is to be $790,000,000, which leaves $110,000,000 unnccouned for. This is prob ably, In part, at least, for outstanding stock Issued since the latest available statement, or to be available for raising cash when needed. If not, It Is an unusu ally large honorarium, even for New York captains of finance. I'EKSOVAI, XOTKS. The papers of Salisbury, Mo., boast that It has more "good-looking wldowa than any other town of Its size In the state." A Milwaukee benedict. In his plea for di vorce, aolemnly declares his bride hypno tized him. Poor fellow, he Isn't as lone some as he thinks. J. M. Patterson, who haa been appointed Commissioner of Public Works by Mayor Dunne of Chicago, la only 2B years old, und graduuted from Yale In 1901. Senator Proctor of Vermont says that maple syrup no longer has the taste that It had when he was a boy. In this and similar casea It Is not always safe to put the blame on the syrup or the thing edible. It Is said that the Venezuelan government haa tendered to Sherman M. Bell, former adjutant general of Colorado, the position of commander-in-chief of the entire army of that country. He is said to be seriously considering the offtr. No foreign sovereign knows the English language better than the king of Italy, who, when a small boy, waa made to apeak It In place of his native tongue. Aa a youngster King Victor Emmanuel III kept a dairy, In which he recorded the events of his life In Kngllsh. Benjamin Ferguson, a lumber merchant of Chicago, who recently died, bequeathed to the Art Institute of Chicago the Income from an eatat value 1 at $l.oou.flOO. Tha fund la to be used ttr the erection and maintenance of atatusry snd monuments In the parks, along the boulevards and In ether public places In Chicago, "com memorating worthy men and monien of America, or Imuoilant event of Ameri can history." ARMY GOSSIP WKHIfiT01. Current ttvrnta Moted h the rmy and ay Realaler. Captain George W. Klrkmnn. Twenty fifth Infantry, whose cotirt-martlsl sen tence of dismissal is still before the Judge advocate gneral of the army. Is sending communications to the War department al leging all sort of prejudice, amounting to persecution, on the part of the officers of the army who have had to do with the construction of charges ngalnst him snd the conduct of the trial. One of the com plaints made by Captain Klrkmnn Is that he is held In custody In the Insane ward of the post hospital, and that he Is not afforded the moans at night of preparing documents of which he stands In great need as a means of defense. The reason given for his Detention in the hospital un der such circumstances is that he may be spared the humiliation of Imprisonment In the guard house, the tiiittire of the charges still pending against the officer being such as to make his release from ar rest and confinement out of the question. The quartermaster general of the army has adopted the flve-pound all-wool, olive drab blanket of the two samples which were recently submitted to him. This blanket will not be Issued to the service until the present stock of blue blankets Is exhausted. Another Important decision reached by General Humphrey before he left on his Inspection trip In the southwest was the adoption of I wenty-twn-ounce ker sey Instead of the twenty. t wo-ounce covert cloth for overcoats and heavy riding breeches. Thla Is not to he regarded as In any sense a change In the uniform or one which will put officers to additional expense, since the cloth Is of Identical weave, color and weight, the advantage of the change being that the kersey Is stronger and more durable than the covert cloth. The military authorities are grappling with another race problem. An enlisted man at one of the posts near New York was reported as having married a colored woman and the question has come before the War department of his discharge. This has been returned to General F. D. Grant at Governor's Island for further report In the case. If it shall appear that the matri monial alliance Is In any way nn Inter ference with the discipline of the com mand or constitutes a dlRugrceahle reflec tion' upon Individuals, the soldier will be discharged without honor. In New York there Is no law against a white man mar rying a negress, but, of course, there are certain influences upon the views of a community which must be considered, In addition to which in the military service there is the question of quarters for a soldier and his wife. If it shall be found that In this case the unusual marriage Is the subject of criticism nt the garrison or Is destined to visit upon the- army the unfavorable comment of outslders-as might be the result if the soldier appeared In uniform with his colored wife It will plainly be the duty of the authorities to take the action which Is possible under the clrcumatances-that of discharging the soldier without honor. The quartermaster general of the army and the secretary of war have approved the final general acheme of extensive Improve ments of the national cemetery at Arling ton. For the present there Is but $10,0X available by appropriation during the late session of congress for beginning this Im portant work. The initial step will be the fWli.tr in of the old gravel pit, the most unslghly feature of the reservation, and the removal of the hill which now ob structs the view from the Fort McPherson looking toward the city. The approved plan covers work which Is destined to be done for neveral yeara to come and pre aerves the departn.ent from a series of successive plans threatening to desult In hodge-podge. A huge amphitheatre wll be built on plana which have a coliseum ef fect. This will be located where the gravel pit Is now situated. It is proposed to have a crypt containing a large chapel and re ceiving vaults On the right and left of the amphitheatre will be a colonnade extending tn to the plaza running to the Arlington road in front of the cemetery. There will be commemorative monuments and columns forming what may be called a campus for the dead. Another feature of the plans for the Improvement at Arlington Is the flreproofllng of the old mansion. This has been found necessary owing to the lack of adequate protection against fire, which has already visited with disastrous effect the contemporary stables. This fireprooflug will be accomplished by the Army quarter masters without Interfering with the architecture of the historic building. The quartermaster's department will shortly purchase a large qdantlty of aup- plle of the funds of the present fiscal year to replenish stock at depots. The schedule Included 10,000 pairs of legglne of the old pattern, 30,000 yards of olive drab lasting. 300,000 small tent pins. 10,000 sweaters. 5,000 iron bedsteads and 1,871.315 metallic ornaments, being of the variety of design adopted as the collar and hat oranmetils of the enlisted force of the army, which was tha subject of Illustration in these pages some weeks ago. A general court martial has been ap pointed to meet at Fort Robinson, Neb., May 6. Colonel William Stanton. Sixth cavalry, Is president of the court and Cap tain Robert G. Paxton, adjutant. Tenth cavalry. Judge advocate. Lieutenant A. C. Hart, Tenth cavalry, has been ordered to that post "in arrest." The habeas corpus case of one Frank Hamilton, formerly a soldier In the Sixth cavalry, has been settled by the circuit court of the I'nlted States for the district f Kansas. The writ waa refused by the A MATTER OF HEALTH III v POUDER Absolutely Pure HAS 110 SUBSTITUTE court. The petition was bssed on the fact that Hamilton waa convicted under the Fifty-eighth Article of War In China dur ing our expedition there on the charge of murder and sentenced to a term of Im prisonment in l he penitentiary at Ieaven worth. It being held that a state of war did not exist nt that time In China so far aa the I'nlted States was concerned and that the Fifty-eighth Article of War wa applicable only In time of war. The court In nn able opinion refused the writ. KLASHKS OF FI X. Farren Hasn't our trouble with Ven ezuela something to do with an asphalt company? Koolef Certainly: It's a "get pitch, quick'' scheme that's at the bottom of It. Chicago Tribune. "There's it man In the waiting room," said the great man s secretary. "I think he's bum actor." "Why do you think so?" "He t-ays he's anxious to get an au dience." Philadelphia Ledger. "Has that Russian general, Hittemupskl, a good wir record?" "I should say so. He retreated twenty miles In two hours and four minutes." Cleveland I'laln Dealer. Captain Drylelgh What makes you think colonel, that water whs never Intended be used as a beveraa7 Colonel Ryelelgh The fact, suh, that an all-wise Providence spoiled the biggest paht of it for drinking purposes by pu ting salt in It, suh! Cleveland Leader. "Is he in trade or a profession?" "Well. I wouldn't call It either." "No?" "No. I'd call It 'a walk In life.' He's an actor." Philadelphia Ijedger. Acquaintance That old farmer is tell-, Ing everybody that when he came out a' you with a gun you ran away. Hallway Surveyor Well, he's partly" right. 1 ran a way right through his land. Chicago Tribune. Sister What! You enaared to Miss I'rettyun? Why, she has no family tree. Brother Oh. 1 guess she has and Judg ing from her appearance It must be a peach! Columbus Dispatch. "What art demands," said the critic ear nestly, "are pictures of real life?" "Well," said the actress, "that la what I provide. My photographs are on sale at every performance.' Philadelphia Ledger. "If you must whistle," said the professor, with some Irritation, "pray do It In coiTect time." "Keep your temper," said the doctor, pre paring to pucker again. "Then keen your tempo!" Insisted the professor. Chicago Tribune. "The president Is not In favor of trusts," said the friendly adviser. "I know that," answered Mr. Dustln Staa. . "And yet he -la doCrta; everything in his power to consolidate, the "two great parties and eliminate political competi tion." Washington Star. Weary Willie He's always tryln' to show w'at a great mem'ry he's got. Beery Bill Dat so? Weary Willie Yeh: didn't yer Jest hear him sav he could remember de time w'en he useter drink nothln' but water? Phila delphia Ledger. Head of the Foreign Trade Office Where would vou prefer to go as our agent? Young Traveler Well, If possible, where the natives are vegetarians. New York Press. PKOVKHBIAL. Chicago Newa. "Wrhere'er there's a will there's a way," w are told, Throughout life, be whatever our station, The way's simple until It's a millionaire's will. Then it oft leads to long litigation. "Much practice makes perfect." Just try It and see But I'll privately make this admission: Once a noted M. D. Said In secret to me That a good practice makea the physician. "One swallow." they say, "makes no Bum mer." The man Who wrote that didn't know his profes sion. Though the ball may be high, When you're terribly dry. Why, one swallow makes scarce an Im pression. We all of us know "little pots are soon hot," r And this proverb has often been praised, But if one is a Joker And takes much to poker. He'll note little pots are soon raised. "He always laughs best who laughs lasr H & 1) 18 He? Which If followed might yield us much glory. At the i luh we protest, In relating a jrst. He laughs best who la telling the story. "One-half of a loaf is much better," they "Thana5Iio bread." 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