10 THE OMAHA DAILY KEE: SATURDAY. APRIL 22. 100'. Tiie Omaiia Daily Bee. E. ROSEWATRR, EDITOR. PV BUSHED EVERT MORNING. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: tlly Be (without Sunday), one year. ..U 0 pally Be snrl Sunday, one year S.W Illustrated Hen, one y'ar ! Ho Sunday Hee, one year i.h Saturday Ilee. one ypar 1 :"" Twentieth Century Farmer, one year... l.w DELIVERED HY CARRIER. Daily Hoe (without Sunday), per ropy.. Ic I'ally Ree (without Sunday), per week. ..lie Dally Pee (Including Sunday i, per week.. 17c Evening Roe (without Sunday, per week "o Evening Bee (Including Sunday), per week 12c Sunday Rod, per copv 6c Complaint of Irregulnrltlra In delivery should he addressed to City Circulation De partment. OFFICES Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha city Hall building. Twenty fifth and M streets. Council Bluff p 1ft Penr! street. China go 1640 t'nltv building. Now York 2.i:m I'nrk Row building. Wasnlngton 6nl Fourteenth street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should he nddressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit bv draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-rent stamps received In payment of man accounts, personal cnerKS. except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not nccepted. TIIE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION Stjllo of KVbrnsUfl rionirlas lountV. SS. George B. Ttschuck, secretary of Tho Res Publishing Oompanv. hclng duly sworn. Says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally. Morning. Evening and Sundav Bee printed during the month of March. 19C5, was as roiiows 1 27. (ISO 2 ST.P70 I ZH.OBO 4 ao,7oo S 30.DSO 6 2S.070 7 X7.MSO 8 !. 9...: Sf7.K0 10 20.9.10 li ao.sio 12 Sl.iMM) IS 27,850 H 2S,a'M 16 27.IIBO 16 27.H40 Total.... , SIKi.OSO Less unsold copies O.M3 Net total sales. Dally average . 17 XH.OftO 18 80.700 19 30.000 20 27.8S0 a 2.ioo 22 27,nno 28 27.tt.TI 24 28.B30 28 Sl.OOO 26 81.010 27 27,800 28 2H.OO0 29 8N.O20 80 2H.100 81 2M.630 tmft.&IS 2N.550 GEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 31ut day of March, ltffa. (Seal) M. B. 1IUNGATE, Notary Public. nnERE the mme rtyenrs. Two years ago the Oruaha Ileal Es tate exi'h.nni,'t? made a very vigorous cauiiialsn for equitable municipal tax ation on the lltirs which for many years previous The Bee had advocated. As a result a very material Increase In the assessment of public utility corpora tions, a more equitable adjustment of real estate values, and an Increase In the volume of personal property re turns were brought about. The only flagrant evasion of taxes which the Heal Estate exchange utterly failed to rectify Is the assessment of the railroad terminals and properties that rre re turned as mileage by the railroads un der the pretext of uniform distribution. Now that we are confronted by a new municipal assessment a recapitulation, of tho rank Injustice other Omaha tax payers are subjected to and the dam aging effect upon the city caused by the evasion of municipal taxation by the railroads may not be out of place. In round numbers the taxable property of Omaha, exclusive of the railway ter minals, will approximate $100,000,000, and the aggregate municipal tax. Includ ing the levy for public schools, will ap proximate f 1,000,000. The lowest pos sible estimate of the value of railway terminals is 120,000,000, or one-sixth ef the value of all the taxable real and personal property within the city of Omaha, including the railroads. Uy rights the railroads should therefore pay not less than one-sixth of the city taxes. The relative tax payments of the va rious railroads that center in Omaha, as revised and credited by the city treasurer for 11X12, were as follows: ; I'nlon Pacific 813.TO4.S5 Burlington 3.423. fiO Missouri Pacific 2.527.55 Omaha Bridge & Terminal 2,474.74 Rock Island Minneapolis & Omaha Northwestern Milwaukee Now prepare for the Easter lily on the Easter bonnet. IMant a tree today; aud if you cannot do that lend a hand to Home tree planter. Speculators who have had their fingers burned in the May wheat deal have learned a lesson. A burnt child dreads the fire. IVlth all his love for the strenuous life President Itonsevelt would doubtless be willing to accept u more moderate band out from the weather man. Commissioner Oarfleld has been en tertained by the Knife and Fork club at Kansas City, but so far no "Keefsteak" club has clamored for his presence. The dilemma of the Equitable Life recalls tho picture of the two farmers pulling at the tall and horns of the cow while the lawyers milk the animal. If the Equitable company defends all the suits which have been started sev eral enterprising lawyers may find Just who controls that surplus and reserve fund. British ships are showing activity In the neighborhood of Hong Kong, but this does not necessarily mean that Ad miral Rojestvensky will move before he Is ready. cw.io 622.50 477.75 10.30 Those Japanese who are making faces at France should remember where Rus sian loans have been placed and that where the pocketbook Is, there usually is the heart. , It Is said Congressman Grosvenor Is to retire at the close of the next session of congress. lie must want undivided time In which to prepare election fore casts for 1008. Total $27,190.59 These figures represent the city taxes paid on all the terminal facilities, In cluding the main lines, sidetracks, right-of-way, depot grounds, freight and pas senger depot buildings, headquarters buildings, machine shops, roundhouses, warehouses and other property outside of the right-of-way, furniture, . fixtures and all personal property of every de scription owned by the railroads, and in addition thereto It also represented the west half of the Union Pacific bridge and the Nebraska half of the East Omaha bridge, which were returned for 11)03 and 1004 to the state board for assessment on a mileage basis, which places the value of the west half of the Union Pacific bridge at one-sixth of a mile, or $2,00(5.00, instead of $150,000, making a 12-mill city tax about $32, with a proportionate reduction for the East Omaha bridge. For 1904 the tax levy was raised from 0 to 14 mills, and the total railway tax, with reduced bridge taxes, aggregated about $30,000. With-a 12-mlll tax levy for the coming year, the aggregate municipal tax the railroads pay, Including the Chicago Great 'Western, will not exceed $35,000, unless the courts sustain the city's right to assess thess properties on the same basis enforced against all other classes of taxable prop erty. It goes without saying that the value of real estate is largely governed by the tax rate, and so long as $20,000,000 worth of railway property contributes only $35,000 a year for the maintenance of municipal government, while the other $100,000,000 of property Is com pelled to contribute $005,000 a year toward municipal government, Omaha real estate cannot keep pace with that of other cities of equal population and wealth. on municipal ownership In Chicago, New York, San Francisco, Glasgow and Bir mingham, while taking groat pains to steer clear of gas, electric light, munici pal paving, telephones, in fact, every question where public opinion among their patrons is divided. These vital local questions are onfy touched upon by them when campaign thunder Is fabricated for partisan ends without reference to their merit or demerit. vealisu ntnr vkxkzvela. What the authorities at Washington will finally decide to do In regard to Venezuela cannot be confidently pre dicted, but it seems that some action will be necessary if our government Is not to make a complete surrender to the arbitrary president of the South Amer ican republic. The fact Is already well known that Castro has practically de fled the United States and does not pro pose to submit to arbitration any of the matters in controversy, as suggested by our government He simply Insists that what has been done by the courts of Venezuela, known to be under his ab solute control. Is conclusive and declines to consider any suggestion adverse to those decisions. It Is needless to say that thoy are not satisfactory to the Interests Involved, for the simple reason that they are not regarded as fair and Just. It was not to be expected that they would be In view of the unquestionable fact that Castro's will determines the course of the courts In Venezuela. Of course our govern ment cannot allege this, yet It may fairly take an appeal from Judicial de cisions which there Is every reason to believe were dictated by the Venezuelan president. The American Interests in volved are urging our government to take some action that will secure them fair treatment from Venezuela and the authorities at Washington have the mat ter under consideration. It Is not likely that any action will be taken before the return of President Roosevelt, but there Is reason to expect that when he gets back to Washington the Venezuelan Ing many years past spending money on subsidies to prevent the Isthmian routa from becoming an Important competitive factor. Careless About His Adjectives. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Mr. Bryan says Mayor Dunne seized a golden opportunity. The hero of two presi dential battles li not n particular about his adjectives aa he used to be. Test Inn Scientific Theories. Baltimore American. If men are what they eat, according to some scientific theories, surprising devel opments may be expected from the t'nlted States cavalry troop that got lost In the Philippines and lived for the best part of a month on monkey flesh. Confidence Well Founded. Washington Post. President Roosevelt will pass through Nebraska, on his return trip to Washing ton, without a stop. There Is no big game In Nebraska, and the president probably understands that Colonel Bryan may be relied upon to keep the state In the re publican column. An Impending- Revolt. Minneapolis Journal. Some day there Is going to be a terrible revolt In this country agalnet the boiled shirt. We are not going to wear boards on our bosoms surmounted by picket fences when the laundryman feels cross and cuts a saw-edge on our collars. Amer ican manhood Is going to rise In Its might some day and carefully drop the starched shirt over Into the next lot where the tin cans are. Today we haven't the nerve to do It. We are under the domination of social and commercial propriety to such an extent that we do not dare to arise and proclaim our freedom In the name of lib erty of person and freedom of conscience. Some day we will wear soft shirts and flowing collars, and the man who wears a starched board on his bosom and a sheet Iron ring around his neck will be known for the conceited and artificial ass that ho really Is. WOME AS POLITICIANS. Exhibit No. 1 by Daughters of the American Hevolnllon. Chicago Tribune. The offices of the Daughters of the American Revolution are not positions of rower. Thoy carry neither profit nor emolument. But they confer something dearer to the feminine heart. They bring social distinction and consplculty. The president general and other officers get government will be made to understand their names in the papers. These are things that it must do what Is fair and lust wor,b- striving for. The strife Is hot. e (nt.-D !, mn.n. The art ot buttonholing is utilized. s soon as a aeiegaie reacnes tne place of meetlnfir nhn ( bnttnnhnlfri In lYtn In. . i rpujiHu. v terest of half a dozen candidates. A Tho latest statistics In regard to the at a convention may have a half dozen industries and commerce of Cuba show drinks offered him. A woman Is piled with that Ihe Island republic, which is really socl,7 Invitations. As at a political con- under the protection, of the United Ljoors. A women's congress Is persuaded States, is prosperous and steadily ad- it decides everything, but the caucuses do vanclng.- The fact appears to be that tnc business. moro tbnn over l,..foro tbn i,..onlo nt There are bosses and reformers. One 1 I fantlnN htl - IntraMnhm. If.rtt. t. . . , . , , , , . ...... i-iiv-in lit iiu.vrr. v-uuii are snowing u rem amuniuu to Another faction I. resolved to A.. ,k- forge ahead and do something for them- bosses and restore the organization to the solves. They seem to at last have rea-1 control of the "rank and file." It la sus lli tbnt thorn la ' oomotbln tn . pectcd, as sometimes happens In politics. , , , ,. , - , . . . that when control has been restored to gained by the exercise of Industry and tno rank and flle the ate rpforrn(rf, wlu be energy and to have gone to work to do found wielding their authority for them that which will bring them some sort ,n much the manner of the late bosses. of reward for nronerlv directed efforts. Women's meetings used to provoke merrl- tu i .i, ,.. t, ., "ic ignorance or. parua- ..ov c ..cvit-,.. mentary la- .nd the nnsvnif.,1n. i mere is improvement in ail airectlons. political Intrigue the delegates showed, The production of the Island has been They don't any more. Experience at clubs greatly Increased, commerce has grown 18 raP,dlv making women more Intelligent ,! tho ,,0rn! r,,v,.,.H i, i I "" xPert ln th matte than most .c.jr nn.nij.iii., aiif,iiu-uit-u. iruui- rime is vindicating the advocates of pared with half a dOZeh years ago the woman suffrage. It is showing that women Cuba of the present Is a modern coun- have as much aptitude for the arts of trv. with everything In a fair way to p""ucs " men- 19 a'" vindicating tho . , .. , , " - " opponents of woman suffrage, for It Is wise ns iihch. in me rry near lumre, showing that when women get Into roll- with any of the most advanced republics tics or anything like It they exhibit almost of the world. Railroad construction. a" much of the ,J Eve as their husbands If Emperor William wants to please the United States he will say less about the "open door" In Morocco and more about opening the door In Germany to Yankee bog and hominy. No wonder that the drug bills at the county hospital mounted up to over $3,000 a year when the whisky served out In that institution and charged up as drugs nlone aggregated from $000 to $700 a year. The assurance that the recent revolt in one of the South Omaha public schools against the admission of Japa nese school boys did not originate with Russians does not make the incident less reprehensible. The spectacle of Choi Ik Yen sitting before the gate at Seoul until Corea adopts certain reforms reminds one of a large number of American voters who expect reforms to come wlih as little action on their own part. which has been carried to an extent lmost undreamed of in the days of Spanish rule, has connected the prln clpal cities of 'the Island and Is natur ally leading to the general development Agricultural areas of great fertility It Is now said the new commission to deal with peasants' affairs in Russia is reactionary, but as long as It accom plishes no more than Its predecessors Its tendency makes little difference and well balanced reaction might be better than nothing. ' 1 Mayor Dunne has been enjoined by Judge Grosscup. It is not often that a former Judge experiences the weight of the judicial hand so early in his post Judicial career, but be can now show Just bow a judge expects an injunction to be received. The luterurban electric road between Ashland and Omaha will be made as straight as possible, unless the owners of the land through which it is trying to secure Its right-of-w ay persist 1n mak ing It as crooked as possible by asking three prices for the land. i . . The announcement that the contract has been let for the extension of tho Great Northern from Sioux City to Ash land would Indicate that Jlin Hill does not dread to come In contact with the upper millstone of railroad regulation and the nether mllUtoue of railroad tax ation In Nwbrabka, OAiyiyO JMMlOBATIOy. The souUi is gaining immigration and is thus relieving a labor situation which for a long time has been worrying tho planters and manufacturers of that sec tion. For years the great problem of the south has been how to get the labor needed for the regular work and the development of that section. The ordi nary Impression is that there Is enough of negro labor there to meet everjr de mand. For certain demands there Is sufllclent of such labor, but it does not cover all requirements. That Is to say, the negro of the south la not useful In all kinds of labor, but on the contrary bis line of work Is restricted and for obvious reasons must necessarily be. The south Is in need of more and bet ter labor and consequently Is seeking it It is looking for people who are coming Into the country from abroad and are seeking homes In this free land. Only a few days ago there arrived In New York a steamer having a great load of passengers destined for the south. These people are for the most part of the kind that are needed on the planta tions of the south and will be of great usefulness there if they can be Induced to remain. The trouble Is that they may not be Induced to stay in their new country, chiefly for the reason that conditions there may not prove to be altogether satisfactory. At all events, it Is Interesting to know that there is a movement of a partic ular class of Immigrants toward the south and It Is to be hoped that this will keep up. That section of the coun try needs labor, especially white labor, and It can get It only through lmmlgra tlon. It Is natural that the people of southern Europe should desire to locate, when coming to this country, in a sec tion that corresponds climatically to the region from Which they come. The south Is therefore the part of the coun try to which the Italian Immigrants should naturally drift and toward which, there is reason to think, they will drift In future. The movement In behalf ot Immigration to the south means a great deal for that section. Canals Furnish the Most Profitable Form of Transportation. St. Louis Olobe-Demoerat. At the meeting of the American Phllnso. hitherto neglected are being opened up Phlral society at Philadelphia last week a to cultivation and the vast forests of f r'klnfr PaPr. with carefully compiled aluable woods are being exploited. The 07. tU "a," J.1. Industries and commerce of the Island most profitable form of transportation and are steadily and rapidly growing. that the'r economic possibilities are beyond All this promises a gTeat future for , ,, onl"K.when not obB,ructed by bars or Cuba and Cuban growth means much oe the channel. ZI. improvement . x. t- .t j B1 , 1 channels connecting the great lakes, for the Lnlted States. The resources The rate on a bushel of wheat from Chi- of that island are only beginning to c"Ko to New York by the lakes and Erie be properly understood. It is a region "na' ln whrn the So paral had a ich in possibilities, capable of .support- " 7." Ing several times its present population lakes, the rate on a b.h,.i n, ..!,. . " - " iirai ltoill ncl as an outpost Of the United States, cnicago to New York by the water route which in effect it is, of incalculable wa 471 C('n", a reduction of five-sixths. alue to this country. The American r-7-TJh:j!"'? people have every reason to regard 1904, a reduction of two-thirds by roll. With gratification the progress of the The charges by water have decreased to a Island republic, whose existence is one rea,r extent than those by rnll. It Is of their most honorable and glorious 1"" ". x " ,ne sxeat 'veioP. ... . a aim Ilia II U lltCI U Ting in The Bee Is still the only newspaper in Omaha that fearlessly discusses from day to day all questions that re late to municipal, county and school government Its contemporaries content themselves with long range discussions and brothers do of the old Adam. GIIGAT SHOWING FOR WATERWAYS. OTHKR i,sn mm OIHS. One obstacle in the wsy of British In dustrial supremacy which Is dwelt on by a London paper la the failure of English manufacturers to consider the demand of the diffrrent markets, whether it be for locomotives or for bathing suits. Eng land haj her own models and foreigners can take or leave her products. The Ger mans are more considerate of the caprices of foreign buyers. They will fill any or der, no matter how small, and will adopt any model required. It was supposed that American manufacturers, too, were on the lookout for orders and would attempt to conform to almost nny demand. Yet it ap pears that our cotton factories have been Ignorant of a possible market and arc not able to till on order when It comes. The manager of a trading company which sells In Abyssinia wants, as a beginning, nearly 6(0,000 yards of cotton goods suitable to the climatic conditions of East Africa. He has learned with astonishment that the American mills cannot make tip the goods, and he Is forced to place a part of the order In Manchester, Eng., where cot ton grown in this country Is used In the manufacture of the goods. He affirms that there Is an Important future trade In E.ist Africa If our mills will produce what Is needed. It Is evident that we have not yet scoured the world for markets. In deed, some of our manufacturers are slow to accept foreign orders. Such statistics as are attainable seem to show that Germany Is making greater progress toward industrlul supremacy than Is cither this country or Great Brit ain. For one thing, her need of foreign buyers Is greater and her methods more determined, Intelligent and patient. Pro ducing more manufactured articles than she requires for domestic use, she neglects no means tb get rid of the surplus. While producing as cheuply as possible, she de pends chiefly on tne efficiency of her com mercial agents to obtain trade. The future agent goes from the commercial schools (fostered by boards of trade and the gov ernment) to the fuctoiy, where he masters all the details of an industry. Then he learns thoroughly the language of the country in which he is to oiKTiite. He will sell at the lowest profit and wait long for the pay; he will take small orders and consider the caprices of the buyer u to the putting up of the goods. He stays al ways In his Meld, cultivating social rela tions, while the American or English agent makes occasional visits. It Is noted that Germany has gained a firm foothold In Canada, ns against both America and Eng land. The present condition of affairs ln Rus sia was foreshadowed by George Kcnnin ln his article, "The Last Appeal of the Russian Liberals," which appeared In the Century Magazine for November, 1SS7. At that time the movement against tne nu thorltles had been smoldering fcr twenty jeais. Mr. Kcnnan tells of ilv; apptal made In March, 18S0, by the liberal of Moscow, Including professors in Hid uni versity, authors, lawyers and representa tive men, to Loris Melikoff, held of the "Supreme Executive commission," who was believed to be In sympathy with tho law abiding branch of the protesting p.trty. In this appeal attention was called to "the absence In Russia of auy opportunity tor the free development of public opinion and the free exercise of public activity," and it was stated that the dissatisfaction of the people, "having no means of Ireo ex pression, necessarily manifests itself In morbid forms." It was a "temperate, pa triotic and courageous address,'' Mr. Kcn nan eays, and. in accordance with the re quest of the Signers, It was laid before th.e czar, Alexander II. lie acted upun it, but, unfortunately, his action came too late. On the 12th of March, 1881, Alexander a 6ned a proclamation announcing to the rcople his Intention to summon a national assem bly and to grant a constitutional form of government. On the very next fay, before the proclamation had been inud public, he was afsa-'winated and the cause of Russian freedom was put back for at least a gen eration. Political corruption has Jong been rife in Australia. Though sp cillc pro tn have boe.i lacking, it haa long been notorious that certain members of the New South Walts Parliament, acting as land agents, had used their political Influence corruptly to obtain, from the lands department import ant concessions for clients who were able and willing to pay a high price for the privilege. In consequence of startling dis closures ln a recent law suit, the state gov ernment, ln response to a public demand, appointed a royal commission to Investigate the whole matter of transactions between the lands department and these politic ians. The result is expected to be the re moval of the department from political control and the vesting of it in a commis sion similar to that which has charge of the railway department. One raxcal, at all events, has met his deserts. Mr. Slattery, a former minister of mines and until his conviction a member of the New South Wales legislative council, has just been sentenced to forty-two months' hard labor for the theft of .$3,000. It is an encourag ing sign when boodlers are sent to jail. FOMTICAl, nniKT. Prastic laws prohibiting the sale of cigarettes have h cn passed by tho legisla tures of Indiana and Wisconsin. Thn officials connected with tho public works of Seranlnti, Pa., have been arrested, charged with defrauding tho city. The continuous peiformanec of the New York and the Illinois legislatures are the only disturbances of the peace and happi ness of the country ln sight. Representatives of the Census office In Washington are In New York coaching state ofllclnls on the best way to take the census of the Empire state next month. The Pennsylvanlnn legislature was lavish In Its distribution of gifts to otlleers, steiKigrnphers, messengers and pages. Speaker Walton got a ll.fxiO team of horses and carriage, ami diamond pins, brooches and medals were provided for lesser mem bers of the body. Local papers say the legislators had a very profitable session. One of the relics of h glslutlve graft in Minnesota, handed down from territorial days, is a farewell donation reporting the proceedings. This year the senate defeated tho donation for senote reporters, but the house appropriated J750 to lie divided among six reporters named In the resolu tion. Two of the beneficiaries were re requlred by their employers to resign. There is pome talk ln Pennsylvania of re convening the legislature for the purpose of giving effect to tho recommendation of the State Hoard of Health that whiskers known to conceal germs should be sterl lyzcd at least once a month. This would require a number of energetic Inspectors and liberal salaries. I'nfortunately the whisker peril was not thought of before adournment, hence the demand for an extra session to safeguard public health. A republican and a Tammany democrat were discussing New York politics, when the former remarked that the Van YVyck brothers, "Hob" and "Gus," were trying to construct an antl-Tanimany machine. Tho Tammany man smoked reflectively for a minute and then said: "Ever been ln Egypt? I was there about a Jf-nr ago. I saw the winds blowing about the pyramids. They huve been so blowing about them for thou sands of years. Tho pyramids are btlll there. Where are the winds?" CREAM - BMW PLOT AG AINST ( 0iittESSIE. Proposed Restrictions on the Dead head Trip to the Philippines. Washington Post. When the Philippine government, on an intimation from Washington, Invited twenty representatives und ten senators to visit the islands during tho coming Bummer, the invitation was accepted with alacrity. The thirty favored statesmen acknowledged that they had somewhat neglected the burning Issues presented In connection with those possessions, and In dicated that they would willingly face the perils of the difp and the dangers of the tropics ln order to become better ac quainted with 'heir brown brethren in the Philippines. A high sense of public duly, a desire to gather Information at first hand, even ut great personal risk, nerved these ttalesmen to endure the gibes of those who denominated the trip a Junket. They accepted tho Invitation, feeling that the trilling expense would be amply re paid to the Philippine government in th form of legislation. Secretary Taft has now made this an nouncement: "All that the Philippine government pays Is their actual transportation. It pays their railroad fare to San Francisco, but it does not pay their Pullman fares nor their meals across the Pacific. It pays their steamer fare, but It does not pay their expenses while at the Islands. "If the legislators make use of a gov ernment transport in going from place to place about the islands while they are there they will pay their regular $1.60 per diem for their living expenses on board. I suppose the trip will cost at least $000 personally for every person who goes." This news comes as a distinct and disa greeable surprise. It is made after the Invitation had been accepted, and catches the statesmen at a disadvantage. Some of them have Investigated, and have dis covered that the cost will, be at least $1,000 for each person. The cold truth dawns upon them that the Philippine government, with oriental cunning, is en deavoring to lure them across the raclflc, through unknown dangers, In order to se cure favorable legislation, while forcing them to pay their own bills. All they get free is transportation. Transportation, forsooth, which they get free everywhere, anyway! There Is something about the action of the Philippine government ln this matter which savors of sordid avarace. The ad ministration, also, Is apparently Involved. The attempt to force official excursionists to pay their own board Is undignified and prejudlcal. If not Immoral. If such a pre cedent is established, there Is no telling where the thing will end. Improves the flavor and adds to the health fulness of the food. LINKS TO A I.AIGH. has queer system of "Rojestvensky punctuation'.' "1 low Is that ?" "Every time he comes to tits a little colon." Cleveland tuts a eal cr. Main Stranger (stopping to ndmlre the house) "That's a pretty little tower on the top of this building-. What do you use It forT Johnny I heard pupa say there was a Yuliibrntice on the house. I guess thut's where he keeps It." Chicago Tribune. "What do you think thnt man who Is now under Investigation for graft ought to he charged' with?" "It seems to me," answered Senator Sorghum, "that he ought to be charged with criminal carelessness." Washington Star. Homeless Holmes Great snakes! Tlmmy, I'm goln' tiT commit soolctde life's too strenuous fer me! Tie Pass Tim G'wnn! Youse don't never do no work. Homeless Holmes Don't I? Pis hers paper says dat "de work performed by de mere vital process of do human body every twenty-four hours amounts to lifting 3.4iO tons." Cleveland ijpiuler. achievements. the region referred to except to say that H Is ln large measure due to the deepened lake channels. In a report made by Senator Frys n 1892, the value of the Improvement in lake channels was Impressively set forth. Up to the year 190 the improvements had The saving effected was said The high pressure upon the park board for laying out more boulevards can only be explained on the. ground that the owners of property adjacent to these thoroughfares are exempted from cost $30.ooo.coo. taxes for the grading aud navlnir of HW.ooo.ooo a year. "Our waterways those streets. This Is wrong from every M'- rrye- "have lcte1 he most power , . . , . .. . ful regulators of rate. When It la con do nt of view, so lone as the cost of .. . .. . ... 1 Bmcum uiai . diminution or 1 mill npr grnuioK anu pm nix in i.eu up to ma ton on the railroad of the country ef- owners of property on other streets. tct a saving of nearly $ioo,ono,oco to Laying out a 6treet and calling It a 8nPPrB In transportation, the value of boulevard has simply become a new 'I.r "Vt J," .... dodge for the evasion of grading and known, such regulation of rates by water paving taxes. routes greatly Increases the revenues of railroad. Paradoxical or not. such Is the fact France, one of the most practical of nation, has spent $700,000,000 on Internal waterways. Canada, with a population of 5,000,000. has expended $35,300,000 on its The gasoline motor car about to be introduced on the Union Pacific to fa cllitate traffic on its branch lines will be very welcome aud may for a time water routes. A corresponding approprla- supply the long-felt want for whicn In- tlon In the United States would be over terurban trolley lines are being pro. H.oJ.OOO.OOO. After selling 1.138 of s.VA jected. If the introduction of the gaso- line motor uru.gs bihiui more emciem difficulty of competing with foreign rivals, mall service on the Union raclflc branch and Parliament is now conserving canals The labor troubles In the South African Rand have been ended by the Importa tion of coolies. The heathen Chinese Is no thing If not Imitative, and he in showing that he can go on strike Just like a white man. The Chinese workmen In one of the Johannesburg mines recently demanded more pay, and were offered piecework in accordance with the terms of their con tract. But they refused to sign the new agreement that was necessary. They im agined that this would lengthen the period of Indenture, and demanded the pay with out the piecework. Argument proved quite useless, and finally the Mongolians all struck. One ringleader waa arrtsted, and he promptly turned Informer. As some fifty men were Implicated, it was necessary to call ln the services of the police. These had made about twenty arrests when they were driven bnck hy a sudden rush, and the prisoners all rescued. The Chinese, re inforced by other's coming from Ihe mine, took up a position and kept the police ut bay. Then, after breaking through tne cordon, they started oft in the direction of a neighboring mine. The police heiuled them off. drove them Into the open ve'd and eventually brought them to a standstill, disarmed the coolies and arrested the ring leaders, who were brought before a magis trate and remanded. The rest returned footsore to the mine and boon resumed work. lines It will be even more welcome. Harmless Heroics. New York Tribune. With the good-humored and philosophical Secretary Taft "sitting on the lid," even Castro finds It difficult to go on with hli display of heroics. One More to Come, Philadelphia North American. Seventeen railroad presidents are to ap pear before the senate committee Invest! gating rebates. Fortunately, there s an other president to be heard from later. under corporate management. Belgium, with an area not far from that of Vermont, and which owns most of the railways of the country, has 1.3oo miles of waterways and encourages the building of additional canals, and tha reduction of rates to the lowest possible figure. Ger many Is building canals to connect the Rhine with the Vistula, by way of Berlin. Russia has projected a canal between the Baltic and Black seas. France has a plan to make a seaport of Paris. Austria and Italy have active canal bureaus. The United States, comparatively, has dons little for waterways. though It haa achieved. In the permanently deepened lake channels, th greatest success of all, the demonstration illustrating the highest Why Were Snbsldlea I'aldf Sun Francisco Chronicle. Senator Spooner Intimates the bllef that I profits, direct and Incidental, of such I ra the lowering of the tariff of the Panama provements. Prof. Haupt argued that ths railway, and the destruction ot the mono- I United States Is so slow in deepening imly hitherto enjoyed by ths Pacific Mail I channels and providing water traniporta Bteamshlp company will have no efte ct on 1 tlon that It should surrender Its Jurlsdlc- transcontinental railroad rates. If the! tlon over rivers and harbors to stats or senator's assumption Is sound, the .r n- I local authorities, but congress Is not likely avers of the transcontinental railroads I to seres to the change. Nevertheless, the have been making fooU cf tbcrusrb dur- I charge of slowness is true Vitriol Is the Thin it. Emporia (Kan.) Gaiette. There is talk of christening the battle ship Kansas with crude oil, or with water from the spring from which John Brown slaked his thirst. These suggestions are all good, but If the battleship Kansas Is '.) be christened with the fluid most characteristic of the state, use vitriol. There are times when Kansas fairly seethes with It. Kansa.s Is oily only be fore a storm, and watery only on the sur face. Kansas always has Us heart full of vitriol ready to pour on those whom It happens to hate for good and sufficient reasons. Too I'atnr to Itnn I niiit, Chicago Record-Herald. A Chicago get-rleh-qulck man left his office the other day to return no more, and put upon tho door a card bearing the legend, "You are all suckers" meaning, of course, his victims. Seme of these get rich-quick artists are Just too killing. They ought to go Into vaudeville, JII)(ii: AM) JMK TAIt. St. I-onls Globe Democrat. It's like this here, your honor, see! As near ns 1 can till. A gentleman hired my bo.it, and he as quite a proper swell. He brought a lady down with him To make a longlsh trip And so we scrubbed her thoroughly Judce-The lady? Tur No! The ship. Well cutting off my story short To enme to what befell, We started, but put back to port. Which much annoyed the swell. She fell between two waterways And got a nasty nip, So we rigged her out with brand stays Judge The lady? Tar No-o! The ship. At last we put to sea again And started for the west. All spick and span without h stain. When all nt once, I'm blest. Her blooming timbers got misplaced, Which quite upset the trip. The water washed around her waist Judge The lady's? Tar (nodding) And the ship's That's all, I think, your honor; now ' I'll state to you my claim, Five hundred dollars, you'll allow, Won't build her up the same. Her rudder's gone, her nose 1b broke, Her flag I've had to dip. She's lying now upon the mud Judge The lady? Tar No-o-o-o? The ship. r Pi new rrm TORTURINGHUMOUB Body a Kass of Sores. Called In Three Doctors but Grew Worse. CURED BY CUTICURA FOR 75c. " My little daughter was a mass of sores all over her body. Her face was eaten away, and her ears looked as if they would drop off. I called in three doctors, but she gfrew worse. Neigh bors sdvised Cnttcura, snd before I had used half of the cake of soap, and box of ointment, the sores kad all healed, and my little one's skin was as clear as a new-born babe's. I would cot be without Cuticura again if it cost five dollars, instead of seventy five cents, which is all it cost us to cure onr baby. Mrs. O. J. Stcese, 701 Cobnrn St., Akron, Ohio," Browning, Ming & Co CLOTHING. FURNISHINGS. AND BATS 't 1 OFFERINGS FOR An Easter Greeting Easter is the time for sunshine and for flowers, when nature smiles and we all take a fresh start. It's the natural desire of every man and boy to appear in new garments on "Easter Sunday." We're in full bloom of Spring display of Suits, Top Coats, Hats, Neckwear, and all sorts of Spring things for Easter. Look in Our Windows A glance may show you the very thing you want. The array of fanciful articles in Furnish ings (suitable for Easter is be wildering. Step within and our show cases are even more attractive. This is the most tempting men's store in the city. No Clothing tFit Like Ours "77ie vine ti(in,' iid Jteau Jirummtl, "takes advantage of his opportunity in dre an in all tltimjs." Fifteenth and Douglas Sis. D roadway at 82nd Street NEW W YORK OMAHA NEB. Factory, Cper Sqoanr