TIIE OMAIIA DAILY J1EE: THURSDAY, APRIL 20. 1903. v Tiie Omaiia Daily Bee. E. ROSEWATER. EDITOR. rL'BUSHKD EVF.RT MORNINO. TKRMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: tlly Re (without Hundav), one year. ..14 0" Imlly Be ami Hunday. one year 6 " Illustrated Bee. onn year v . . 2M Bundsy Be, one ynr IV) Saturday Be, one year I V) Twentieth Century Farmer, one year... 1.0U I'ELIVERKD MY CARRIER. Pally B( (without Bunday), per cipy.: Ialty Bee (without fiunrlnv), per wepk...l2e Iiaily Bee (Including Hunday), per weeK..17e Evening Be (without Sunday). per week 7c Evening Bee (Including Sunday), per week 12c Bunday Be, per copy 5c Complaint of Irregularities In delivery should be addressed to City Circulation De partment. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. Bouth Omaha-city Mall building. Twenty fifth and M streets. Council Bluffs 10 Penrl street. Chicago 1M0 1'nlty building. New York 2328 I'ark Row building. Washington GO) Fourteenth street. 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TsJirhuck. secretary of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and rnmplete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Hundav Bee printed during tha month of Match. 1906, waa aa follows: 1 27.H20 17 88.680 t 2T.BTO 18 8O.T0O I ZH,OfH 1 80.000 4 O,T0O W X7.SHO ( 80.9HO JW.lOO M.OTO 27,050 T JIT.6BO 21 T,W g 20.H00 U SW.B80 27.HOO 81,000 10 2,tSO M ai.oio li ao,io 27 ar.soo 12 81.0O0 18 UH.OOtt 13 7,StW 2 28,OiiO 14 HS&M tO 318,100 16 ST.IMtO U. 2HHH 16 87.S40 ToUl 8BB.ONO Less unsold copies I,e5 Net total sales Dally average IW.OBtt GEO. U. TZ8CHUCK.. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 31st day of March, 1906. (Heal) M. B. HUNOATB, Notary Public. It looks ps If the secretary of tbe Na tional Purity conference would like very much to have Omaha help replenish the national organization's treasury. The attorney general says that he would like to have the Bartley bond case settled. . The people will agree with him provided he will amend by adding the word 'riuht." A person only realizes how much the United States got out of tbe war with Ppaln when he sees a report of the movement of gunboats on active duty in tbe Philippines. When it comes to abolishing fee offices the World-Herald will be expected to apply the same rule to the democratic sheriff that It seeks to apply to the re publican supreme court clerk. Since the Washington base ball club has won a giuue from Boston, people should not look upon a victory by Togo as a foregone conclusion, for- this may be the season for the under dog. Russian guards who are being lu st meted not to read revolutionary proclamations may escape by pleading that they cannot tell what la revolu tionary until they, shall hare read it There can be no doubt that the politi cal campaign is really In progress in Great Britain despite the government, since the words of Lord Beaeonsfleld are being quoted on Primrose day to the discomfiture of tbe conservatives. The freedom with which the general solicitor of the Santa Fe railroad admits that the railroads disregard the law in forming combinations leads one to believe that some of them obey the law only when It is to their own advantago to do so. Minister Barrett tells bow be stopped trouble between tbe Panama govern ment and its soldiers who wanted their pay. After this showing President Cas tro may have a better understanding of America's attitude toward the South American republics. The Illinois legislature is still wrest ling with primary election legislation, but the two branches seem about as far apart as they can get. No one has yet been ablo to devise a bill that would insure re-election to every lawmaker who should waut it The council has conferred a high honor upon the solitary democrat who holds down a seat In that body by deputing htm as its representative at the birth liny celebration of Ulysses S. Grant that U to be held at Galena, April 27. But who will pay the freight? The Burllugton Hawkeye says that should the government be granted the right to fix freight rates the value of Iowa farms would decrease. Does the Hawkej-e mean that Iowa farmers have been enjoying reduced rates not accorded to those of other states There la room for Just a faint sus picion that the disclosures In the Kled ringhaus Investigation to tbe effect that one of the big brewers guaranteed part of the republican campaign fund in tbe last election may have had something to do with Governor Folk's suddenly ac quired seal for Bunday closing. One drop of vinegar will sour a pan of milk, but 800 school boys and school girls should not allow themselves to be soured and stampeded because two Japanese boys want to participate in the benefits of an American free public school. So long as "equality before the Jaw" remains inscribed upon the great seal of Nebraska the public schools of this state must be maintained for the benefit of all without discrimination as to race or color. Children with oblique eyes are no more to be tabooed than children with kinky hair, flat noses or tig Hps. WILL T1ir.UK RE REroLVTIOXl There Is an Id to 1m- apprehension at tt. Petersburg of an extensive revolu tionary outbreuk In the empire at the beginning of f lie coming month. The UushIhii capital Is at present according to Inte reports, In practically a slate of mW'K' Troops occupy that portion of the city where the workmen are massed and the tension la great. Elsewhere the revolutionary spirit Is said to be active and spreading and It Is said that the government is not now disposed to send any more soldiers out of the country, fearing that to do so would eudanger domestic peace. It Is impossible to say how much credence Is to be given these ' reports. There has been so much talk within the past year of revolution in Russia being imminent that one Is naturally Inclined to doubt whether the current reports have any more substantial basis than those which preceded them. Unques tionably there Is a strong revolutionary feeling in the csnr's empire. Hostility to the bureaucracy and a desire for Its overthrow are very general and very earnest But It Is not organized, It has no leadership and it Is in no respect In a condition to start and carry on a revo lution. The government is vigilant and alert. There Is no point or place In Its vast domain where revolution might be hatched that is not securely guarded. The military and "police systems are spread throughout the empire and while they are not always able to give protec tion against the bomb of the terrorists, they can hold In check the revolutionary element. An observant American recently re turned from Russia says there Is no such thing as national unity or pride there. The body of the people are not Russians, except for their compulsory adhesion to the laws of the country. Russia Is made up of Innumerable little entitles that do not Join In national spirit and because of this lack of homo geneity a national revolution cannot bo expected in the near future. It will come In time, but that time is probably remote. It Is not so easy n matter as may commonly be supposed to organize revolution and it Is especially difficult In a country like Russia, where the peo ple are so completely overawed and dominated by the military power. Under the system that prevails there the peo ple are not permitted to bear arms ex cept by police permission. Mobs that have only sticks and stones with which to fight can do no very grent damage and are powerless against disciplined sol diers. A regiment of Cossacks will dis perse fifty times their number of un armed civilians, as was shown In St Petersburg last January. The fact appears to be that while there Is n great deal of sentiment in Russia hostile to the the bureaucratic government and it seems to be Increas ing, no other country Is more securely safeguarded against revolution. It Is useless to conjecture what may come In the future. It seems hardly posslblo that the Russian system of government, opposed as It Is to the spirit of the age, can very much longer be maintained. Autocracy will have to yjeld something to the people. But at present there ap pears to be very little danger of the government having to deal with a revolution. RED1STRICTIXQ TUB CITY. Within sixty days from its passage, or not later than June 1, the city council is required by the new charter to re district the city Into twelve wards, "the boundaries of which shall be defined by ordinance and shall be equal in popula tion as near as may be." Incidentally each ward shall be divided into election precincts for the purpose of registration and election, but no further division or change of ward and election districts can be made thereafter unless ninety days or more prior to a general or city election. In view of the fact that only six weeks remain between now and the limit fixed by the charter for final action on the redisricting of the city, no time should be lost In the preparatory work that will be required for a proper readjustment of the ward and election district bounda ries. The total registered vote at last fall election aggregated 21,187. which taken as a basis for the reapportionment of the city would give 1,702 voters to each ward. The. problem that will confront the council in redisricting the city will be whether any of the existing wards should retain their present boundaries, or whether entirely new boundaries be made for all the wards on geographical lines regardless of the political com plexion of any particular section or sub division. The first question that naturally pre sents Itself will be whether any change In the ward boundaries that would merge parts of two or three wards would Interfere with the rights of the present members to continue to represent their respective wards, regardless of the pro posed change. On that score, it seems to us there can scarcely be a difference of oplulon. While the new charter re quires councllmen to" be residents of the wards from which they are elected, It also provides that the members of the present council shall continue to hold their positions as such until the expira tion of tbelr terms tn May, IDOrt. The change of boundaries and the ad dition of three wards could not vacate the seats now occupied by members of the council. This view, It seems to us, Is strengthened further by the fact that the three additional wards created by the charter are to be represented In the council by the members that now rep resent the territory out of which the new wards will be carved until three addi tional councllmen shall have been elected In May, 1000. It naturally fol lows that a change of boundaries would not affect the tenure of office of mem bers of the present council, even if the whole nine were thrown Into one ward, which Is not possible, whatever the new ward boundaries may be. Assuming that this Is the correct in terpretation of the chnrter, It Mould seem to us to be eminently appropriate that the redisricting of the city should be on geographical lines rather than on political lines. While the members of the council will hereafter, as heretofore, be required to reside In their respective wards, they will all be elected at large, It matters nothing how their respective wards are bounded. On the other hand, having divested the redisricting of the city of all political considerations, It must be apparent that a division of the city on lines thnt will harmonize the In terests of property owners within the respective wards and equalize as near as possible the population of each ward, would be most desirable In every respect FOR IXDUSTRIAL PEACE. A new organization that Is to work In th'j interest of Industrial peace, the Civic Federation of New England, has Just opened headquarters In Boston. While an Independent body, It Is allied In pur poses and methods with the general movement for Industrial peace which has been carried on for several years by the National Civic Federation. It Is ex plained that the promoters of this move ment believe in evolution rather than revolution and would make practical the idea that personal acquaintance, media tion, conciliation and direct agreements, rather than strikes and lockouts, are the proper methods of settling industrial dif ferences. They hold that when a better understanding Is sought In season it will usually avail to prevent strife. It is not contemplated that the federation shnll Intervene In Industrial difficulties except by request or consent of both parties. Plans for the Immediate future Include the formation of local conciliation com mittees in all the important Industrial centers of New England. There can be no doubt that this organization will be able to accomplish a great deal for the promotion of Industrial peace and as an Indication of the Interest that Is being taken In this cause, than which there Is nono more Important for the welfare alike of capital and labor. It is to bo heartily welcomed and given all possible encouragement. The National Civic Federation has perhaps not accomplished quite all that was hoped for from It, but unquestionably It has done some good and Is destined to do more. The New England federation will have a field of Its own and n very important one and If properly conducted ought to prove ex ceedingly useful. y NOT A JCXRETIXO TRIP. The projected visit of Secretary Taft and a number of members of congress to the Philippines appears to be regarded In some quarters as purely a Junketing trip. The secretary of war has taken oc casion to say that such Is not the case and that there Is no ground for the state ment that it will cost the government $50,000. He explained that Governor Wright of the Philippines invited ten senators and twenty representatives to visit the islands this summer, with tho view of getting substantial free trade between the archipelago and this coun try. The Philippine government will pay for their transportation and the con gressmen will pay all their other ex penses. As to Secretary Taft, he of course will go ns the representative of the government, having the duty of in vestigating conditions in the islands and as secretary of war counseling with the Philippine commission. He estimates that the entire cost of the expedition to the government will not exceed $ 10,000. Secretary Tuft continues to take a very deep Interest In the affairs and the future of our oriental possessions and the desirability of his going there to make a personal investigation of condi tions and recommend measures for ad vancing the industrial and commercial Interests of the archipelago cannot rea sonably be questioned. In doing so he will show a proper devotion to his duty. As to the visit of the congressmen, it will undoubtedly result in giving them information that will be valuable In guiding their Judgment regarding future legislation, which ought to be worth the estimated cost to the Philippine govern ment. There is nothing in the matter to which any fair objection can be made and the explanation given by Secretary Taft ought to convince everybody that it is not to be, as has been alleged, "a colossal government Junketing, excur-olon." After a four months' siege, caused by the refusal of the democratic members of the council to confirm the charter officers nominated by Mayor Neff of Kansas City, the mayor has succeeded In breaking the deadlock and his nom inees for comptroller, city clerk, assessor and city physician have been unani mously confirmed. The question will naturally be asked, How does It come that Kansas City mayors have the right to appoint the comptrollers, city clerks and assessors? A suggestion to confer such powers upon the mayor of Omaha would throw the Fontanelle club into convulsions. One of the bills enacted by the late legislature prohibits games of sport that tend to dlpturb the public peace on the 30th day of May, commonly known at Decoration day, aud the lawyers and sporting fraternity are debating as to what games tend to disturb the public peace. While the great body, of the peo plo of Nebraska are not likely to dis tress themselves over the suppression of Decoration day sports, the fact Is the late lamented legislature made a record chiefly for passing trivial laws while omitting the enactment of laws calcu lated to benefit the state at large. One feature of the supreme court de cision relative to the sale of liquor to Indians who have received land allot ments should not be overlooked, and that is that it will be apt to reduce lu number the Junkets to Omaha enjoyed by Indlaus called as witnesses In fed eral cases. The privilege of attending court had come to be regarded by the red men as a picnic with Uncle Sam foot ing the bill, and tho promise of a sub poena passed as money current on the reservation In fact, not overscrupulous government officials have been known to reward friendly Indians for favors by summoning thein to Omaha as witnesses for cases In which they were never to be called. The new decision will not wipe out these abuses all at once, but It will tend to check them Just so far ns It abolishes long distant trials for illicit liquor sales. Ex-Senator Thurston Is acquiring In ternational fame as an ethnological at torney. Two or three years ago he rep resented the Chinese before the con gressional committees in opposition to the re-enactment of the Gary law, or Chinese exclusion law. Later he became the attorney of Queen Lll ns an appel lant for a congressional appropriation to reimburse her for the confiscation by the United States of the Hawaiian crown lands. Now the former senator has been retained to press claims for Indemnity for the massacre of several Americans by the Yaqul Indians In Sonora. The rule that public property be re served exclusively to public use carries with It the rule that when turned over to private use the public should be com pensated. The use of city streets should be worth Just as much for railroad pur poses as It would be for purposes of private business. And because lots of public property has been given awny In the past Is no reason why the practice should be kept up Indefinitely. Perish the Ttiongclit. Philadelphia Press. According to an opinion of the attorney general of Kansas a number of the farm ers' associations of that state are operated In violation of the antl-truat laws. Why, this la awful! Governor Mickey on the Spot. New Tork Tribune. Governor Mickey of Nebraska donned his overalls the other day and proceeded to nail up the board fence on his farm. There In nothing like a governor keeping his "fences" in good repair, especially In a state which boasts of Former Bryan aa a resident. Think of Chicago Ranch. Chicago-Chronicle. Sociologists . are more than ever con vinced thnt environment Is the chief in fluence in shaping character and many con crete Illustrations can be cited to sus tain that view. . For instance, look at the class "of statesmen turned out by Kansas and Nebraska both of them Jack rabbit countries. Onr Hair Ex-Senator. Springfield (Mass.) Republican. Ex-Scnator John M. Thurston of Ne braska, who with ex-Senator Anthony Hlg gins conducted the defense in the Swayne Impeachment trial, has been retained by Senator Mitchell of Oregon to defend him In the land fraud cases I for which he Is unfer Indictment. The mercantile marine league being dead, ThurBton can take the Job. ' Hot Air on a HlRh Plane. . Baltimore American. It has been said that the world would be a very different place, if all men lived up to the epitaphs of their tombstones. The same mlght.esaid. if all political government fotlftwed the principles and advice laid down In speeches at political banquets. Such a high standard of public morality as a good dinner on these special occaslors seems to Inspire would go far towards bringing about the political millennium. Endurance of the Jap. American Medicine. ' In the orient there Is a new art of war depending upon a new style of physique of a race which has never before been put to this work. The Jap is short, stocky and blessed with muscles big enough for a much taller man. He is consequently able to do more work than a European of equal weight. A rural letter-carrier thinks noth ing of distances for which we demand horses in exceptional oases the rick shaw man has been known to trot forty tniles In a day dragging his paasengor. The daily drills of the soldiers Include athletic, exercises too severe for the average European soldier, such as running up and down long flight of stairs. It la not Sur prising, then, that their troops should cover long distances, and the reports of four successive days of thirty-five, twenty five, thirty and fifteen miles of marching are perfectly credible. They are reported to have marched forty-eight hours without food and with little test, and then to have fought well, though captured men have dropped asleep Instantly. PRESIDENTS AND PASSES. Gratifying; Departure from Cnstora Followed In the Past. Chicago Now. Interest in the more exciting features of President Roosevelt's present outing In the west should not be allowed to distract at tention from the Important announcement that has been given out by the officials of one of tha, western roada upon which he has been traveling. In this statement the officials announce that: "The president s train on this road will be paid for at regular rates and all bills for transportation will be settled through the auditing department of the Pennsyl vanla road and will be paid for by the president. The only special courtesy which will be accepted by the president will be permission to ride on the engine through Red Rock canyon." This la a noteworthy and graitfylng de parture from the custom followed In the past by presidents and other high officials of the government when traveling about the country. The complacency with which the Incumbents of the chief magistracy have accepted these "courtesies" from pri vate corporations has been one of the dis tinctly discreditable and- disturbing things In the nation's political life. The Amer ican people have become so accustomed to seeing their president meekly accepting favors from railway companies and mak ing his journeys at their expense that the undignified spectacle had almost ceased to occasion comment. That the example thus set by the highest official in the land has encouraged the pass-taking practice among less prominent officials throughout the country is not to be doubted. If presidents do not deem it beneath their dignity to accept such favors, it Is hardly likely that minor Incumbents of executive or legislative offices will hesitate to do so. If the fctatenient given out by the west ern road means that President Roosevelt has decided to put an end to this obnox ious practice, establishing a precsdent In this respect, the public will have cause for rejoicing. After this the rule should be permanently established that no president Is to travel "dead-head." Ho should pay cash or congress by special appropriation should pay his fare for him. The expenses which a president must bear in his neces sary and beneficial travels among his peo ple are heavy. The nutlon would be glad to provide for these expenditures to the end of abolishing the obJeoUoBablo pass taklng practice. "BITS OF WAlllUTO I.IKE. Minor cef and Inrldeata Sketched on the Snot. The Postofnce department Is working overtime these days nd nights striving to keep pace with the smooth and ccawlesj activities of crooked promoters. The cotton invfstment swindle in I'hllndeliihla had cost that locality about W.min.O'X) when the department branded it ns a fraud. The American Maritime League's mall Is still held up In New York Cltv awaiting- a sat Isfactory explanation. A bunch of Indlnna ana noMon promoters are the lafpst to receive the department's brand. A dispatch to, the Record-Herald says: William P Owen, former member of congress from Indiana, former secretary of state for Indiana, once a minister of the gospel, or- ganlier and promoter of the fhero Planta tlon company In Indiana, . the Mexican Coffee and Rubber company of Indiana, tne Lhero Plantation company of Boston, and tho Consolidation I'bero Plantation company, also of Bnrton. nan rone to Europo, and thousands of Investors In the stocks and bonds of the companies ore holding the sack. The sack Is empty, and the trusting public Is out anvwhere from $1,000,000 to .1,ono,000. These facts are set forth In a memorandum of the attorney general for the Postofflco department, ac companylng a fraud order which was Is sued the other day against the two Boston concerns. It is also stated that Arthur W. Stedman and Frederick C. Hood, two men prominent In Boston business and social circles, the former president and the latter vice nresi dent of the Consolidated I'bero company. are likewise absent In Eutodp. Jurice It. 7.. Wiley of Indiana, at present Judge of the Indiana Appellate fourt. Is named as treasurer of this company. The investigation conducted by the de partment disclosed one of the most gigantic end baldpAt frauds that haa been per petrated in recent years. Owpn la said to have been the prime mover in the entire swindle and presumably the chief bene ficiary. Frederick E. Borges, another In dianlan, waa Owen's partner In the deals. Borges, It was reported to the department. has a record for serving a term In the penitentiaries at Jollct and Pittsburg. There Is little prospect of any satisfaction for the Investors, as it Is stated at the office of the attorney general for the Post- office department that Owen and Borges undoubtedly acted on excellent legal advice In framing their schemes, and it Is a ques tlon whether they can be reached through civil or criminal action. Owen embarked in his Mexican plantation scheme shortly after retiring from the office of secretary of state of Indiana in 1S98. Emboldened by succesa Owen and Borges next reorganiied the Consolidated Ubcro Plantation company, issued bonds to the amount of $2,500,000, and sold both the bonds and stock on monthly payment This company was to develop 6,000 acres of Mexican lands, which it was to purchase through the Tropical Securities company (Owen and Borges again), and from the Mexican Coffee and Rubber company, an Indiana concern. The latter company was capitalized at but $80,000, and the frau dulent character of the transaction is evidenced by the fact that the Consolidated company was to pay It $300,000 for property said to be worth not over $40,000 or $50,000. Of the 6,000 acres of land 3,733 are still virgin forest, 1.087 are valueless, and only 1,235 have been planted. To sell the bonds and stocks representa tions were made and fulfilled that dividends would accrue Immediately. The names of prominent men were widely heralded as officers and directors and Owen and Borges even went so far as to put a special brand of coffee on the market In packages labeled as the product of the Consolidated com pany. Investors were urged to use "their own coffie." Investigation proved not a grain of coffee had been produced on the property. Rpcretarv Shaw, desiring to appoint a coachman, Is informed that he cannot make a personal selection, but must apply to the Civil Service commission. As a result, he Is cnmoplled to accept a grave-digger who works at an insane asylum and who haa not driven a horse for thirteen years. The veteran New York Journalist Julius, pays this tribute to the talent and activities of Alvey A. Adee, assistant sec re)ary of state: "Mr. Adee haa devoted more than a generation of life to the diplomatic service, unselfishly and without a thought of the personal recognition that belongs to him. For twenty years he has been the wheel horse of the State de partment, under five administrations, at ways alert, always keen, always fortified by his erudition in diplomatic usage and tecnlque. He has served his country with out thought of personal reward, but has given to that service the best Judgment that can be accorded to diplomacy. The fianal adjustment of the Alaskan boun dary controversy between this government and that of Great Britain haa been achieved by him. Although he Is one of the best Informed men on foreign affairs In the United States, he has especially devoted his Intelligence to a study of the boundary question In the far northwest. and his capacity In that work stands for our prestige In this dispute with a friendly nation, wherein we had very much to lose and everything to gain. The result Is that every Important claim made by the United Ptate regarding the frontier of the Seward purchase from Russia, much of which was highly nebulous, has been conceded. "When I was living In Madrid General Caleb Cushlng was the American minister, He was one of the most remarkable men and keenest lawyers this country ever pro duced. He was exalted throughout Europe as the greatest of diplomats, owing to the triumpa he had achieved in Geneva a short time before by his masterly argu ment In behalf of the United States on the Alabama claims. The treaty of Wash ington waa practically drawn by him, and the glory of the American victory over the mother nation" in that dispute was awarded to him. At that time his right- hand man was a flaxen-haired youngster, who was Implicitly trusted, and whose fiedelity to his chief was unquestionable He knew more about the deliberations In the Sponlsh cabinet, from day to day, than any other foreign representative In Madrid. He alwaya learned what was doing; and as the Vlrglnius claims had not been settled it waa of vital importance to keep well informed. This young man was a student of the philosophy of diplo macy, and when President Hayes called John Hay to be an assistant secretary of state he know that Mr. Adee was the best equipped coadjutor to be had In the entire range of the service. Then came he to Washington, and from that hour to this he has held his own even through two democratic administrations. He 'speaks EXAMINE YOUR DENTIFRICE Acid and frit, deadliest enemies of the teeth, abound in cheap dentifrices. Fine per fume do not make fine dentifrices. Your teeth deserve belter of you than to be offered up a sacrifice to your pockeibook. SOZODOPJT Is of proven value. Sixty years 1$ a pretty good test. No acid, no frit in Sozodont. The Liquid penetrates the little crevices and purifies them; the Powder (Ives a bright and polished surface. fORMSi LIQUID. POWDER, PAITB. by the card" when he expresses an opln Ion, and there Is not a phrase In the tech nlqu of diplomacy unfamllnr to him. There have been many other men exalted above him men who have taken credit for the experience thnt he alone poesesses but they have melted Into oblivion as the bright sunlight dl.-pels the dew." Representative Sereno E. Payne, the re publican floor leader In the house, has claims to fame which are not mentioned In any of his official biographies. Ac cording to those of his colleagues who have accompanied him on sundry Junkets to funerals, foreign lands In search of congressional Information and even on campaign trips, he can snore longer and louder than any man In the United States. Nor Is Mr. Payne at all bashful of his ac complishment, nor sensitive when his talents In this direction are exploited. He takes the Jokes In good part and now he never Interferes with the plans of his col leagues when they seek to find him iso lated quartern in the leepera or on ship board. Mr. Payne gets annually several hundTd cures for the malady of snoring. He has nostrums sent to him which are warranted to cure after one trial. Most of the gifts come from members of con gress who have spent sleepless nights as Mr. Payne's traveling companion. HOPE FOn VOLCASO PHASER. Real Live Article Calculated, to Boost the Portland Show. Chicago Inter-Ocean. Mount Shasta, California (14,442 feet), has been acting strangely of late, so strangely. Indeed, that, according to tele graphic advices from Redding, the peoplo of Slsson and other communities In the shadow of the magnificent peak so beau tifully painted by the lamented Elklns of Chicago are greatly alarmed. For several days distant rumblings have been heard and the snow on the summit la melting fast. On Thursday volcanic ashes and lavalike mud began to ooze through the surface of the earth at the edge of the town of Slsson. This flow gradually increased until on Friday it poured forth In several places like thick ened paint. There are no signs of an eruption in the mountain Itself, aside from tho fact that the snow is melting at the summit, which indicates internal heat. It is remembered that similar conditions ex isted and created considerable alarm eleven years ago. Mount Shasta Is located in Siskiyou county, In the northern part of the state, and the natural beauty of the mountain and the surrounding country attracts visitors from all parts of the country. The Redding correspondent would have us be live that the people of the neighborhood are well nigh overcome with anxiety lest an eruption should occur, but the cynical will be apt to claim that the anxiety which prevails at Antelope, Butte, Lava Tip, Goose Neck and other points Is lest the eruption should fall to occur in time to catch the summer tourist. As a matter of fact, all that Is neces sary to complete the pIcturesqucneBs of the scenery in Siskiyou county Is a real live volcano. The eruption should not he too violent, however, but Just violent enough to be Interesting. One of the good effects of it would be to keep a greHt deal of money In tho United States that is now spent abroad by volcano chasers, and the money could not be spent among a more deserving lot of people than those who dwell In the shadow of Shasta. A MATTER OF HEALTH Absolutely Pure MS l!0 SUBSTITUTE capable, soul-satisfying word. Hello!' It has gone clear around the world. The Japs use it. It Is heard In Turkey. Rus sia couldn't do without it. Neither could Patagonia," This year's celebration of Memorial day In Philadelphia will be marked by the participation In tho exercises. In an offi cial capacity, of a confederate leader. General Fitxhugh Ie. This will be the first time in the history of the Grand Army In Pennsylvania that, a confederate general haa delivered a Memorial day ora tion under the auspices of a Grand Army post. General Ie will be the guest of Colonel William I Curry Tost No. IS. PASSING PLEASANTRIES. "Do you think that republics are un grateful?' "Well. answeren senator Horgnum, thev mav be more or loss unaratHfui. but they are not ntcessnrlly unreinuneratlve." Washington Star. 'I hone vou have a clear conscience In this matter." Wfll." answered the man who nart been Indicted for graft. "I have the next best thing." What is tnatT A good lawyer." Indianapolis News. If a millionaire was to offer you $100,00 would you ooked him If he made it honestly?" ISo.' Would you question his moralsr No." What would you do?" I'd probably full in a fit." Cleveland Plalndeulcr. PERSONAL NOTES. Jeu Tom, one of the most progressive Chinese In St. Louis, will soon make ap plication to be admitted to the bar. General Coxey says bankruptcy is merely an Incident. One of those "closed In cidents" that the diplomats talk about. The president got a bear without diffi culty, and the chaplain of the Illinois legislature who prayed for the president's safety seems to have forgotten the bear. B. Heaton, principal of the English civil engineering college of Calcutta, is travel ing In this country. His object is to study the educational methods observed In Amer ican schools. The college with which he is connected has about 400 students. John W. Daniel, United States senator from Virginia, will be the principal speaker t the meeting In memory of the late Senator Hoar In Worcester, Mass., on Wednesday afternoon. He will be the guest of the Worcester Continentals that evening. Admiral Dewey has been Buffering from rheumatic gout, caused, he gravely de clares, by the reckless high living of his Vermont ancestors. The doctor has ex pressly forbidden grog and tobacco and the hero of Manila says this is expressly tantallxing Just now, for a couple of friends have sent him some fine old brandy and a box of the very finest cigars mado In Cuba. Adachl-Kinnoseeke, the Japanese writer, says that one day last April General Kurokl Issued a circular letter to his army, then lying along the Yalu, In which oc curred this cheerful passage: "All that the brave and loyal, all that the human are able to do. Is certainly expected of you. That is not all. Your country and your emperor expect of you the ac complishment of the impossible." Frederick P. Fish, president of the American Telephone and Telegraph com pany, says that Edison's greatest Invention was never patented. "Years ago, said Mr. Fish, "when the telephone first came Into use, people used to ring a bell and then say ponderously over the wire: 'Are you there? Are you ready to talk? Well, Mr. Edison did away with that awkward, un American way of doing things. He caught up a receiver one day and yelled into the transmitter one word, a most satisfactory. Vha in vnn i-iHriir to do with your enormous" accumulation of wealth?" ' Hold on to It, ' Btiswereil Mr. uusttn 8tax. "Mv observation is that a rich man isn't criticised much until he begins looking around to find a way to get rid of his) money." Washington Star. The Vlfcitor Poor man! What was the cause of your incarceration In this terrible place? The Prisoner Rum, sir! The Visitor Ah! I thought so. 'TIS tha old Ktory! The Prisoner Yes. sir the Judges was bllln' drunk! Cleveland .Leader. "We anked our wife the other day," writes the editor of tho Hickory Ridge Mis sourlan, "if she thought she could dress herself on $65 a year, and she turned pale and asked us If some rich uncle had died and left us an Immense fortune." Chi cago Tribune SAME OLD STORY. ' New Orleans Times-Democrat. He tried to "make up," as the phrase Is But she was unbending: Was deuf to his prayer and his praise. Said this was the ending. He spoke of the old lovft-j-the treason She purposed unto it ; ' ?. She smiled as in scorn at the reason, She didn't so view It. "Very well, then," he said; "it is over! I accept the decision! Go, get you a handsomer lover. Hold me in derision!" "I don't see that It really concerns you," Like a perfect Icicle She spoke. "Truly, after one learns you. She is wise to be fickle!" Now, mark ye! In dignified; tall way He turned, was proceeding For his hut and cane to the hallway, No further her heeding; When she thought of a sudden how oftea In days that had vanished He'd gone for that hat. and did soften; In a moment she's banished From her bosom all anger and scorning Ran, held him and kissed him Her pa yelled at 2 o' the morning Before she dismissed him! Which Incident only convinces That the ways of a woman Are far from the grip of the senses Of Intellect human. She mny love you beer jse you've a molt that Doth frequently hurt you. Or hate you because you've a soul that Possesses each virtue! JC7T7 TT J The makers of LIEBIG COMPANY'S Extract of Deef have always tried to help along the cause of good cooking everywhere by supplying- housekeepers with useful cook books giving recipes for the easy preparation of appetising dishes. 8ndroar address on a postal to Coram David Co., io Hudeoa flu. 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