TFIE OMAITA DAILY BEE: WEDNESDAY. MARCH 1. 1905. The Omaha Daily Bee E. RCSKWATEH. KDITOR. I'tBUfiHED EVERT MORNING. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. I'sfly Uee (without Sunday), one ''r- j "! i'ally Bee and Sunday, one year l.iuxirmed Bee, one year ; rj Sunday Boe, one year f Z. faaturdav Bob, one year i zl i'wentlt-th Century Farmer, one year... l-w DEUVKRED BY CARRIER VaUy lire (without Sunday), per copy... 2c l'allv l;ee dm hiding Sunday). I' wwK..l"J Nunday He, pr ropy Evening Hee (without Sunday), per w'e 0 ' .iiiik Ufa linn lnmv nununifi 1. - 1 'C ComDlaVn't's' 'of ' irregularities in houlJ be addressed to City circulation l- l'riir.nt. nrptfR!i Omaha-The Bee Building. ,. South Omaha-City Hall building. Twenty n','i and M streets, oi'ncll Rlnffs li) Pewrl street, f hlraro m I'nttv building. ew York-2.128 Park Row building. " ashlngtnn SOI Fourteenth street. CORRESPONDENCE frnmnnlpatlnna relating to news and edl '"rial mntfrr should he addressed: Omaha lee. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES, Hemlt by draft. express or twisfal order. Pnynhle to The Te PuMi'hlng Company, only r-eent Ktamne received in payment or Tf I account. Personal checks, except on iniHna or f,ptrn 'trhnnimi, not ncceptea. THE BEE ri Rr.ISHIVrt COMPANY. " STATEMENT OF CTrTTT.ATION. ftflfa of NraVft, nous-la County. Genrg n. Tmchuck. e-rretfiry of The flea C'lhlfaMng Company, heir duly iwom. says that the actual number of full and romnlta conlea of The Dally. Morning. niMi nunnay rM unnifa nininpi n-orth of January. 1906. wa aa follows: 1 30.220 IT 2T.T10 ! .20.040 Jg 27.020 2B.4TO lt.... .27.350 2N.210 10 2T.B20 27.O70 a 30.0 SO 27.0H1I T2.: 30.00 7...., .10.421) 21 32.100 30.140 (4 20,870 1 27.70O Jf 27.810 10 27, MO M 2S.1B0 II I... .27,800 J7 28,070 1! 27.08O . . 28 30,240 13 27,840 2 20.0INI 14 80.300 10 27.870 1 ttO.ROO U 27.OO0 10 2?,5IU Total 802.R0O Less uuaold roplea 0.819 Net total sales 882.772 Lally average 28,47V OEO. B. TZ8CHUCK. Subscribed In my presence anJ sworn to befors ma this list day of January. IX. (Seal) M. O. HUNGATE. Notary Public. One ray of liopp for Russian officials: Nothing human Is eternal. The bridge contractors' combine In Nebraska seems to have taken the Ice gorges into full partnership. . Is the social hour In the high school for the benefit of the poor, overworked students or for the relief of the poor, underpaid teachers? Judging from the list of bills that have been Introduced, most of the time of the legislature for the next twenty days will be taken tip In killing thein. Fortunately for the cause of Interna tional arbitration Ilussla has more Im portant things to consider than the find ing f the North Sea commission. A Colorado paper declares the peni tentiary to he the workshop of the devil. The general liaprossluu has bepn that it is a Hturt'uouse,Jfur the finished product. Just to show that Washington Is not the whole thing the L'toh legislature will hold n court of inquiry at St. Louis with its World's fair commission as the subject. Now that Maxim Oorky has been ban ished to lUga, Russian secret service officers will probably find someone else responsible for the trouble at the capital. Governor Vardamaa of Mississippi Is demonstrating that by nature he is a mo nopolist, having recently cautioned the young men of the capital city not to talk rashly. While coal dealers are hoping for re lief from railroad exactions they may forgive their customers if they express a desire for relief which may not reach the rosy hue of hope. The cream of tartar In that speech of Kenator' Ken ins elucidating UUh poli tics was so apparent aa to leave no doubt that the sour grapes had been through thtj wine press of politics. Since the sultan has ordered a num ber Df gtm boats to bo built, in Knrope it Is 'apparent that' the appearance of the American xquadrou In Turkish waters created more fenr than admira tion. ..',. - . , 1! -T3 Four California senators have been expelled for alleged "grafting" and this before trial In the criminal courts. How docs ci m senile know that the gentle men were not perfectly protected by a legal technicality? Omaha Is forgiug ahead In the estab lishment of educational institutions. A ma Html training school for dentists is the very latest project, and all that re mains to lip done Is to find the victims fur t,be Incipient tooth Carpenters. After the tax assessing and Ui col lis tins branches of municipal ,and county govcrumeuts shall have been merged ie shall be wondering why we did not have foresight enough to have inerged these unices ten years ago. jsome of the Iowa "tariff rippers" are mow angry at Congressman Hepburn sliico he declared himself In harmony with 1'resident Iiooscvelt's railroad rate ideas than they were- when they coni plained, thut he wuh lit the opposition. A St. Louis grain merchaut says that some form of rebate by rail mad compa nies, has l-en In existence In the grain tiade for thlrty-flve years. This Is not surprising us tlie kced must have been planted long ago to have produced such nu abundant crop at this time, A bill to relieve persons from paying for newspapers, mngaxlnes and other publications has been Introduced In the lower houc of the Nebraska legislature. Why not Insert the word "a 11" Into the bill ami convert the newspaper offices Into benevolent educational Institutions? ( the rui urns e rotcr. The perplexing problem of commer cial relations with the Philippines will not be solved by the present congress. Indeed it Is likely to e a source of dis cussion for an Indefinite time. On Mon day the chairman of the house commit tee on ways and means filed a report In favor of the free, entry to the American market of 1'hillpplne products other than sugar and tobacco, the duty on these to be reduced to 25 per cent of the LMngley rates. ' The democrats of the committee tiled a report favoring free trade with the archipelago. This la what the producers of the Islands, par ticularly those engaged In the tobacco Interest, want. They urge that unless they are given free trade the Industries of the Philippines cannot make prog ress and that it will be only a question of time when the tobacco. Industry will die out or be restricted to the home de mand. American sugar and tobacco Interests are firmly opposed to encouraging Phllp pine competition by making further tar iff concessions and It is safe to say that nothing more will be done In this di rection, by the present or succeeding congress, than Is recommended in the report of . the majority of the ways and means committee. Even that Is a greater concession than has been ex pected. It Is urged that the present production of the Philippines either In sugar or in tobacco and cigars would have no appreciable effect. If admitted Into this market, at the prices nt which tliey would enter under the proposed tariff reduction. Last year the Islands produced H'l.fHK) tons of sugar, which Is a very small fraction. of the consump tion of this country, our yearly Importa tion of that article amounting to 800.000 tons. It is held that Philippine compe tition In sugar could not In the least af fect the price, here. In regard to the tobacco production of the islands it la also argued that the amount of this ex ported, some 19,XK),000 pounds, could not have the slightest Influence in redu cing the price of tobacco In the United States, which annually consumes an amount of tobacco many times as great as that exported from the Philippines. The argument based on these figures certainly appears plausible, but they are not conclusive against the position of the American producers. Moreover, as pointed out id the report of the ma jority of the ways and means commit tee, until the treaty stipulation between the United States and Spain shall ex pire In l'MHi, all the tariff advantages given by the islands to us must be given to Spain, aud for this reason reciprocal free trade Is not feasible. We cannot In this respect deal with the Philip pines as we have done with Porto Itlco. The very general feeling among our people unquestionably Is that the government, should do all that Is practicable to promote the Industrial and commercial development of the archipelago. This policy Is demanded by the responsibility which the United States has assumed In governing those distant people and advancing them In the ways of civilisation. It can fairly be. said that good progress has been made In some directions and the most urgent demand now Is In regard to the Industrial and commercial Interests. all the labor of the country. But If It should be otherwise, what then? Shall we adopt a policy toward Japan such as we have adopted toward China? Our San Francisco contemporary Implies that this will have to be done. In that event we should lose a strong and sin cere friend In the orient and sacrifice a valuable commerce. Would It be wise to do this In order to keep m out a few thousand Japanese? We do not think a majority of the American people would approve a policy of that kind. It Is more than likely that sooner or later we shall have to modify our course toward the Chinese, or give up the expectation of enlarging our trade with that em pire, whose friendship Is being strained by our extreme policy of exclusion. It would manifestly be a grave mistake to Incur Japanese displeasure and perhaps enmity by a like policy and we may be sure that Japanese resentment would not take, the mild form that has marked that of China. We should be made to understand It In no uncertain way. THE BANISHED OORKT. There has been widespread interest In the case of Maxim Gorky, the Russian peasant author, who was thrown into prison on the charge of Inciting the workmen of St. Petersburg to revolt. It was expected that he would be sub jected to severe punishment as an ex ample, but the government has been satisfied to banish him rather than to put him In a dungeon, ltlga, to which he has been banished, is a Russian port In Livonia and a place of considerable industrial and commercial importance. Gorky as a novelist has attained a vogue almost unprecedented among Rus sian authors, his portrayals of the life of the Russian peasant, as set forth In his writings, being more striking than anything that has preceded them. He Is a socialist of the radical class aud having sprung from the peasantry he is regarded throughout Ilussla as their advocate, champion and guide. No other man except Tolstoy holds so strong a place In the heart of the Russian masses as does Gorky and his influence with the working classes In unequalled. Doubtless at Riga he will be under the strictest surveillance of the authorities, so that he will have no opportunity to give his views to the people if he should desire to do so, but even in banishment his Influence will not be wholly lost. What he lias already Impressed upon the minds of the Russian masses is Ineradicable. EAR JAPANESE lWASIO!. There appears to be some apprehen sion on the Pacific coast that after the conclusion of the war In the far east there will be a flood of emigration from Japan to the United States. The Sail Francisco Chronicle expresses this feel ing, saying that there Is now an Inroad of Japanese which, If permitted to con tinue, will prove far more dangerous than any of our other race problems. It remarks that the gravity of the Japa nese problem arises not only from the character of the Japanese coolie, but from the strength and assertlveness of the Japanese empire. "It is of course true," it adda, "that the number of Japa nese now In America Is not sufficiently large to constitute a danger, but It Is a most prolific race and if permitted will within a few years have a great rep resentation in the United States." We do not believe that there is any sound reason for fearing a Japanese "Invasion." Our judgment is that when the war Is ended there will be needed in Japan all the remululng able-bodied men for the work of Industrial and commer cial upbuilding and that the govern ment will tslte measures to keep Its people at home. If successful In the war Japan will reach out for commer cial conquest, apd In the development of her Industries there will be a demand for FOR GREATER OMAHA. It is only a question of time when Omaha and South Omaha, so far as the government of their local affairs Is con cerned, will be merged Into a Greater Omaha. The two cities, although up to this time organized as separate and distinct municipal governments, are one to all practical intente and purposes. The stranger passing from Omaha to South Omahn cannot tell where the first ends and the second begins. Omaha aud South Omaha are identified in every In terest. Their people mingle on a com mon level In social Intercourse and trans act business as one trade center. The same public service corporations supply both communities with rapid transit, telephones, water, gas, electric light and power. Except for the division created by legal enactment, there Is no visible material difference between the two cities. The only open question Is when and how consolidation can best be effected. It could be accomplished forthwith by legislative decree, but that would hardly seem advisable under present circum stances. It Is more than probable that before long the people of both cities will see, if they do not see already, the ad vantages that would be gained and will agree among themselves upon the terms and conditions of merger. If merger can be brought about by mutual agreement so much the better, for It will Inaugurate Greater Omaha with a spontaneity and a feeling of enthusiasm entirely free from discordant notes or backpulllng in any quarter. That It Is of the utmost Importance that the two cities be at once placed In position to merge their governments through the necessary enabling legisla tion Is altogether obvious. The subject has been presented to the legislature with a plan that will appeal to every one as eminently fair and conservative, al though It may possibly need perfecting. It-Is In no way compulsory and makes the proposed merger effective only on ratification by a majority of the voters of each city. The present legislature can do few things to entitle It to more last ing recognition than to pave the way for the merger of these two cities and thus lay the foundation for the Greater Omaha that. Is bound to come. Tom Kennard's $10,000 relief bill is making prodigious progress. In his prime Tom was reputed to be the slick est lobbyist In Lincoln, next to the late B1U Stout, and If he succeeds In bunco ing the legislature Into legitimizing his claim a claim that has been rejected by three or four legislatures and thrown out by the supreme court he will be en titled to retirement on full pay. Omaha and South Omaha may not be ready to consolidate forthwith, but they ought to be In position to do so whenever the people of both cities reach that point. Unless all the laws of material growth are sus pended, Omaha and South Omaha will surely be under one municipal govern ment before the next federal census Is taken In 101O. It looks as If the Real Estate exchange people had, so to speak, "laid down" In their terminal taxation movement. The mere presentation of a bill to the legis lature does uot mean much several bills have been Introduced In the past, but without accomplishing tangible results. The only way to make headway in this movement Is to keep everlastingly at It. The solution of the problem of char ter making and charter revision lies In the adoption of a constitutional amend ment giving cities the right to frame their own charters and adopt and amend them by vote of their own citizens with out waiting for the aid or consent of any legislature whatever. Taking; l.onsi Oreeai l'hancs. Brooklyn -Kagle. The proportion of microbes In our money Is thla: Paper, 170,000; nickel, 40,000; copper, none. Yat a magnificent courage la shown by moat people In accepting paper. Solace (or the Left. New York Tribune. Congress aometimes shows a delicate sense of consideration. Thla year's river and harbor bill contains an appropriation for the Improvement of Eeopus creek. The Kansas Way. Philadelphia Press. Celoiado and Oklahoma are In a fair way to follow Kansas In the establishment of state oil refineries. If properly man aged they can no doubt be made successful. It is to the Interest of the people of the country In general that they should not be made dependent on the Standard Oil trust for their supply of refine! oil. Chicago Chronicle. There are some things besides blood poi soning that are calculated to make people dread a major surgical operation. For Instance, a Chicago surgeon, now dead, operated on a woman and left his forceps In her when he closed the wound, neces sitating another operation a yesr later. Now the news comes from New York that at the Polyclinic hnapital a woman's h'Xly was opened and the suigeon to his surprise found her in a perfectly healthy condition. The explanation given was that the faculty had chloroformed and operated on the wrong woman. The triumphs of modern surgery are wonder ful, but It Is better not to need them. Am Oil Trent OpealNB. Chicago Chronicle. The Standard Oil company enjoys some advantage under the protective tariff In the matter of duties upon Its byproducts. How would free trade In all such things be regarded at Washington T Oae Solemn Regret. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. When Mr. Roosevelt heads the grand cav alcade on Inauguration day, surrounded by nodding plumee, glittering NO dries and braying bands, the only cloud in bis sky will be the regret that Mr. Wagner cannot see this great triumph of "The Simple Life." Where Are the Eaamnlea t Springfield (Mass.) Republican. One of the leading railroad presidents of the country says. In addressing the stock holders, that "the rnllay Interests are practlcaJly a unit In favoring the strict enforcement of existing laws, or the en actment of any others, to prevent the pay ment of rebates or any of the several forms of discrimination which have been more or less prevalent and very Juatly condemned." Now that Is a statement any one will accept as strictly true. Still, we cannot help but notice that the leading railroad managers of the country are, so far as lias appeared, doing nothing what ever to assist the prosecution of the fla grant case of rebating against the Santa Fe road. They can find abundance of time for going to Washington to secure the defeat of rate control legislation, but how many of them have made any effort to aid the government In establishing out of this case a great deterring example? AS TO MK'l RIGHTS. Lords of Creation Carry HeaTr Hardens In Solemn Silence. Chicago Chronicle. ' Will the day ever come when men shall clamor for their rights and get them as women have clamored for theirs and are now enjoying them In abundance? Chiv alry Is one thing, but Imposition Is an other. A whipping post has been advocat;l for the man who abuses his wife, but what redress Is there for the man who Is tortured In a hundred contemptible ways by the woman who promised to love and obey him? It seems to be assured that women belong to a higher order of beings and do not need the same measure of punishment for their misdeeds. Therw la always the tendency In court to let a woman off lightly because she Is a woman. Although our laws are made by men. they are framed In a way to protect and even favor women. In family discords sympathy Is mere sure to be given to the woman, if It Is possible to do so. A man may need It a hundred times over, but the woman Is the one likely to get It, Will the tlme: ever come when a hus band shall have alimony from the woman who was his wife and refuses to live with him? Why should not the woman with a large fortune be compelled to enable her divorced husband to live In the same ease and luxury he did after he married hervjand shared her purse? It Is a hard thing for a man- to be turned out Into tho cold world and; made to earn his living after he has enjoyed the luxuries of life. And why should a woman In a breach of promiRP case be able to recover dam ages in court while a man In like cir cumstances slinks away, hides his dimin ished head and 'has no consolation what ever? This process has gone on Indefi nitely, but there 1a evidence that It is not always to continue. The worm hSi turned, or, to use plain Instead of figurative language, one man has asserted himself and got his rights. The man hailed, from Arkansas and wooed an Indiana maiden. After gaining her heart, or, at least, her consent to marry him, the girl decided she would not marry him. The man from Arkansas was . not accustomed to double dealing, and he came from a state where men look out for their rights In one way or another. He went straight to the. court, and, to the credit of the Judge, he was awarded $400 dam ages. Not every man has the bravado of the Arkansan and not every Justice la as fair as the one In Indiana, but It Id gratifying to notice theft a good example has been set and that men aa well aa women may get their rights If once they insist upon them. STATE'S POI.lt K POWER. Broad Principles Laid Down by the Federal Supreme Coort. New York Tribune. The United States supreme court handed down a decision the other day which tends in a measure to confirm and enlarge the police powers of the states. The case ruled on Involved the validity of the Massachusetts compulsory vaccination law. This law authorised the health authorities In the cities and towns of Massachusetts to frame and enforce compulsory vaccina tion regulations. An aggrieved' citizen who held that the liberty guaranteed lilm under the federal constitution was Infringed by a summons to appear and have Ills arm scraped brought a suit to have the state law declared unconstitutional. In dis missing the appeal the supreme court, through Justice Harlan, declared that no rights of life, liberty or property were abridged through the exercise by Massa chusetts of an undoubted police function. Compulsory vaccination was a measure resorted to to safeguard public health. In enforcing police and sanitary regula tions the state had to be presumed to act In the general Interest, and unless some clear abuse of private rights was shown the federal government could not Invade the domain of local authority. In the court's view compulsory vaccination was a legitimate police precaution, and the state of Massachusetts violated no con stitutional restriction in passing a law In tended to lessen the dangers of smallpox contaslon. This decision has a special Interest for New York in that It bears more or less directly on litigation In progress here to minify the state tenement house law. The Interests which are seeking to upset that law are preparing, It la said, to take an appeal to the federal supreme court on the ground that the new tenement house regulations constitute an abuse of state police authority and Infringe Individual rights guaranteed by the constitution. In delivering the compulsory vaccination opinion. Justice Harlan somewhat qual ified Urn application by saying that It must not be construed aa a de cision to grant no relief In cases In which the police powers of a state were abused to the Injury of an Individual. But from the broad principle laid down that the state has a natural right to protect health and enforce reasonable sanitary regula tions. It seems easy to deduce authority for the restrictions Imposed on tenement house construction for the protection of the public health. If the Mate can compel the Individual to submit to vaccination. It seems equally competent for It to for bid the building or maintenance of tene. ments which serve as a breeding ground for contamination and disease. If one menace to public sanitation can be checked, why cannot the other? It Is reassuring to And the supreme court taking a view of the scope of the state's police power under which the community's light to pro tection against sanitary abusra cannot be Jeopardised by Individual obstinacy or In dividual greed. BITS OP W4SHI(STO I.IPR. Kosalp Abont and Plane for the Com lag Inaaatnratlon. All Washington and adjacent communi ties are studying the weather signs, hop ing and praying for a fine day for the Inaugural festivities on Saturday next. The Inauguration of a president Is Wash ington's worlds fair time, commercially as well as socially, and fine weather Is the one nredful article to make the day a success. Generally speaking, inauguration weather has become a byword and a reproach, and fruitless efforts have been made to select a later date. Yet the records show that Inauguration weather Is not so bad. Out of tnty-nlne Inaugurations slnoe the foundntlon of the republic fourteen have been held under sunny skies and spring like breeses. The record for weather meanness Is held by Grant's second In augural, March 4, 1S73, whcD. the mercury almost touched sero. According to present plans ano.ono visitors will pour Into Washington on Saturday. The hlgh-wuter mark will be reached about 11 o'clock In the forenoon, when the suburbanite will - have arrived, and as early aa 2 or 3 o'clock in the afternoon the easily satisfied visitors will begin to take their departure. The Baltimore con tingent, which Is always large, for the most part conies for the single day. and so does not have to grapple wilh the prob lem of providing Itself with sleeping ac commodations, which is the most serious task of the outsider. In spile of the wldo and regular advertisements of the Inaugu ration ceremony, people who are contem plating a first visit constantly Inquire what they must do to see It to the best advan tage, and, In effect, what there Is to bcc on March i. The following schedule has been pre pared by the committee, which covers the ceremonies of the day, from 11 o'clock In the morning until midnight closes the fes tivities of the Inaugural ball: 11 a. m. President Roosevent leaves AVhlte house for capital, accompanied by con gress committee on arrangements and especially designated organizations. 11 a. m. Doors of senate chamber opened to high government ofnclnls. ambassa dors and ministers to the I'nlted Btaies. Benate galleries opened to guests with cards. 11:55 a. m. President Roosevelt enters sen ate chamber and is seated In front of the desk of the presiding officers. 12 noon The oath of office administered to vice president. Mr. Fairbanks delivers his inaugural address. 12:30 p. m. Kntlre assemblage proceeds to stand at east front of the capltol, where President Roosevelt takes the oath of office and delivers his inaugural ad dress. 2 p.m. President returns to White House, escorted by Rough Riders and Squadron A. of New York City. S p. m. Orand parade reviewed by presi dent In front of White House. 7:30 p. m. Illumination of the citv and dis play of fireworks on elliape south of the White House. 7:30 p. m. Doors of Pension building opened for the reception of guests to the in augural hall. 9 p. m. Inaugural ball opened by President Roosevelt. At midnight all inaugural festivities will conclude. A small army of architects and artists is laboring day and night to transform the big workaday pension building Into a proper setting for the groat inaugural ball. Under the peaked roof a dozen painters swinging in the air, with only the traditional plank between them and eternity, are painting the celling the blue of an Italian sky, so as to give an open-air moonlight effect when the work is finished. On the third balcon ies big flr trees stand like so many sylvan sentinels. They are the advance guards of an army of giant palms now on their way from Porto Rico. Another swarm of work men are as busy as beavers at the big fountain In the middle of the court. The water has been drawn and the base of the fountain furnishes a foundation for a rock ery of weather-beaten stones, In this rock ery are many openings, which, when lighted with Incandescent lights and half hidden In magnificent flowers and ferns, will be as fairy-like and beautiful as though wrought by the wish of an Aladdin. Each admission ticket to the inaugural ball, for man or woman, costs 5, and any one may buy them until the morning before the ball. With each ticket goes a fine In augural souvenir book, containing portraits nnd sketches of the president and vice president and a music and dance program, and for $1 extra anyone may purchase a supper ticket. I iv addition to the 500 or 600 private car riages which will approach and depart from a specially designated entrance and exit, no hired vehicle will be permitted near the pension building except those to whose drivers or owners 2,000 special police li censes will be Issued with the stipulation of a S fare for the night, and these hired carriages, being compelled to approach and depart from designated doors, will be under police supervision, designed to prevent ex tortion or disorder. The first Inaugural ball In Washington was the Madison function, March 4. ISO. A writer in Century magasine says of It: "Four hundred gueats, as all the contem poraneous accounts agree, gathered at the first Inauguration ball, which took place on the evening of Saturday, March 4, 1800, at Mr. Long's hotel on Capitol hill. In celebra tlon of the accession to the presidency of James Madison. Each of the three presi dents who had preceded him In office had been permitted to close the day of his Inauguration by going early to bed. Gen Washington and John Adams had been in augurated at temporary capltols. and Thomas Jefferaon would have rebelled against a ceremony plainly modeled upon the customs of royalty; but when Madl son's inauguration came the new Federal City had been ft visible fact for nine years and was determined to asert a right to enjoy Itself, even If In doing so It fol lowed a habit always hitherto associated with the celebration of the coronation of kings. "Roysl customs were really the only ones the people knew, for every American in Washington over 32 years of age had been bo'rn a subject of a king, and the new erder of things had not given birth to new Ideas of how to manifest rejoicing. Moreover, If the method chosen seems to some to have been an imitation of monarchical customs, they should reflect. In extenuation, that It Is an instinct of man to co-equal with his feeling the sensation of pleasure to show his joy by dancing. So an official ball closed the day of Madison's inauguration, and has closed the inauguration day of every president who has succeeded him.1' SIPPMF.S FROM THE TnOPIC. Cost of the Doslnar Habit. Leslie's Magasine. Take all the cocoa and chocolate manu factured' In this country In a year. Add all the blacking and bluing, the flavoring, and extracts and the axle grease. Take next & year's product of that beet sugar Industry which was Important enough to hold up a great treaty fur two years In the congress of the I'nlted States. Throw on all the glue, the refined lard, the cas tor oil, the perfumes and cosmetics, and the kindling wood. Finally put on top of the pile the entire output of Ink and mucilage. The total value of this ac cumulation will still be Ices than that of a year's product of what we call "patent medicines." The census of 19"0 placed the value of "patent medicines" produced In this country annually at V. fill, 3.15. As the average profit. Is about one-third, this means that the sum paid over the retail druggists' counter, taking no account of Increased consumption in the last four years, is something like tKn.UDO.onO a year, about tl for evvrv nun. wuinan and child In the country. , Onr Dependence on the Tropica for Mans- Keresaarlea. New York Sun. A bulletin Issued by the Department of Commerce and Iabor shows our Imports from the tropics during 1!4 as IWo.i'Tl.OtT.. or 0 per cent of our total merchandise Im porta from all countries, plus nearly $jO.(Wi, 000 from our insular possessions. An analysis of Items shows that t.vi.ZSV S71. or 5 per cent of the total, consisted of eatables and drinkables. One-quarter of the whole was sugar and molasses. We bought 1H.92S.322 gallons of mold- and 4,137,367.1711 pounds of sugar, of a total value of 1114,191,403. Coffee Imports stand second on the list, with 1.112,703, pounds, valued at $S7,942.9To. We bought J16.S67.279 worth of tea and 19,730,220 worth of cocoa and choco late. Fruit and nuts are represented by 24.- 94H.6S3. This Includes ts.lSS.SPJ worth of bananas, one-half of which came from Cen tral America; S34M.R19 worth of lomniis. nearly all from Italy, and nearly Knno.ono worth of nuts. Spices were valued nt , (00,000, nnd the remainder of this group ap pears In rice, sago, tapioca, etc. Raw materials represent the next group In Importance. . The list shows raw silk, ass.. 4M.975, one-half of it from Japan and a quarter from Italy; fibres, f33.057.3ri4. repre sented by hemp from Manila, sisal from Mexico and jute from the East Indies; India rublter and gutta percha, $43,997,339, of which 60 per cent came from Braxll; and such Items as vegetable oils, gums, eahinet woods and cork, adding more than f25.0c0.0on to the list. Other items of smaller valuation are opium, feathers, ivory, dyewoods, Indigo, cinchona bark and sponges. The Increasing demand for these wares Is shown by the following table of Imports: 170 $139 sno.osn is) 2t2.3JO.732 1S90 237.71U.S78 inm f.mt.RW.Tfirt 1!H 4i5.ti7I.R43 In value the per capita consumption of these articles has Increased from f.i.fiO In 1S70 to $3.80 In 1904. The per capita consump tion in quantity would bo more difficult to estimate. Prices on nearly all such articles have fallen greatly. In 1S70 sugar was quoted at 9 to 11 cents a pound; coffee was SO per cent above its present quotation, and other articles show a marked decline. While comparatively few of these articles are absolutely indispensable In our domes tic or our industrial economy, there would bo a vigorous grumble If we had to get along without them. PERSONAL OTES. The widow of the Grand Duke Serglus has been appointed by the cxar commander of the Fifth Grenadier regiment. W. S. Champ, secretary of William Zlrg ler, promoter of the expedition of Anthony Flala to reach the north pole, has arrived In New York to engage two doctors to ac company the expedition. Senator Piatt of Conecticut belongs to the dime novel reading class of senators. Like the late Senator Hoar of Massachu setts, he often seeks mental relaxation In reading the yellow-backed thrillers. On Washington's birthday Emperor Wil liam invited members of his court, as well as all the ambassadors and naval attaches, to an entertainment In the large carriage hall of the royal stables. A feature was a magic lantern exhibition illustrating life In the German navy. When Perclval Landon, author of "The Opening of Thibet." accompanied Colonel YounghU8band to Lliassa, It was In tho capacity of the Times correspondent, and it was to Mr. Landon that Colonel Young bsuband entrusted the first batch of dis patches to Lord Curzon In India. Mr. Landon covered the distance of 400 miffs In eleven days and three hours. Representative Brownlow of Tennessee led Martin W. Littleton, president of the borough of Brooklyn, up to the White House and presented him to President Roosevelt. "'Mr. President," he said, "I want you to know the man who did more for you in the last campaign than any other man on earth." "How's that?" asked the president, looking Littleton over carefullj;. "Why," Brownlow replied, "Littleton Is the person who made the nominating speech for Judge Tarker at the St. Louis convention." Fifty Years ihs Standard m MM Made from pure cream of tartar derived from grapes. I'UIMKI) REMARK. Pompous Waiter Have you ordered, mlw? Timid Little Girl (tnklng her first meal nt a restaurant N-no, sir; hut I've re quested. Chicago Tribune. Paying Teller We'd better have our de tective shadow that wuman who was Just In here. Assistant Cashier What makes you think she's a suspicions character? - I'nvlng Teller She endorsed this check at the right end: Cleveland Plain Dealer. Hjenks I never have seen Watkyns. What sort nf n fellow Is he, anyway? RJones Oh. Watkyns Is the sort of man who has pillow sliania on his bed from choice- Somervllle Journal. "I see the lerlsl.-itfiro passed that law you were ad voch t ing." "Yes." answered Farmer Comtossel. "That's a start, nnvhow. It s easy enough to pass a law. The next thing Is to get fieople to ray liny attention to it." Wash njton Star. The stork came. Said the man: "My salary Is no larger." Said the woman: "Now 1 shall be tied down." rvuo inn newspaiwr: flir, anu mis. r are rejoicing In tlie wrtn or a son. i.ire. rater .-viv son, I nnn some grave Charges against yon In your college bills. Klllus Ha: ha! That's a good Joke. dad. Why, there's nothing very expensive ex- rM -, n t rav ..III, u.ntatnnat f Iwiiivht Pater Yes. ' that's the grav veat chs RgUliliil f vu. v iixinini . c i. i . WOfl.DVT YOlf rge B. W. Olllilan In Baltimore American. If you were living in Russia now Just now, . In the iiiidftt ot this awful, awful row Hlic row A ...1 ...... f.iinw . i , i. BMalrArn.,ni 711111 r- ' 1 1 1 V- nrnr I'll.' " "i.i. "'ii"i.' i And- eyes the slxe of a pair of moons Would come and wlKgle a bomb at you And call vou things till his face was blue, Then fiercely tell you that you're It, .- Wouldn't Jou have a Fit. And then Ult? If vou were one that they've said must die, Oh. my! And you knew pretty precisely why Don't lie! And sonio wild man with his coat pulled tleht Around some oblect he hid from sight. Would keep his optlcals glued on you. And steadily keep your form In view Till you drew near, then cry you're it. Wouldn't jou hove a t v it And then Flitt? If you were General Mike Trepoff linn t scon And marked for tlie next grand taking off Sz-z-e-zze, poff! Whene'er you saw some fellow sneak In shoes Hint didn't even squeak Along behind you In tho street, Watching, as starved cats gaze on meat Then if he'd Jump and yoU "You're It!" Wouldn't you throw a Fit. And then G!? Just fairly Flltl? . Nit? Damaged Sale Overflow of radiators on the second floor of our store Saturday night forced the water through the ceiling causing considerable loss particularly in our hat department while a great niauy were utterly ruined. There were others, but slightly wet nnd these are the hats we place on sale Wednesday Morning your choice of the entire lot of soft and utiff hats for 50 these hatH sold for $2.50, p.00, ijtf.uO and f 4.00. Not a Poor One Among Them. BroWnmsr- King-$ - R. S. WILCOX, Mgr. KW PI 'RMCATIOSM. FOR 10 CENTS You can got tho first numbor of TM WATSON'S MAGAZINE OUT TODAY