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portUnity to brighten love's young dream, and"
"Some valentines? Yes, ladies. I'll wait on you in a
moment, sir. Now, do you wish the comic variety, or "
Very pretty, these. It's so appropriate to have the cupids
and birdlets gamboling about on them. This large one? It is
intended for a symbolic gift."
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'It is meant as a frame for a photograph, you see.
clever conceit. Means 'May f be your valentine ?' "
Quite a "What's that, madam? You'll take this comic? This is
no COMIC!"
You need not apologize, madam. Although I am a
workingman, I have a soul above some forms of wit. I don't
care if you DO report me. I'm not going to be anybody's
comic valentine."
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A Warning.
I've shtood yer tricks an' foolish pranks
This good Ion while for them no thanks
Aich wake ye've thried yer besht to see
How yet could make fool av me.
So now. take war rnln. This musht shtop
Or there'll be throuble sure.
THE COP.
To a "Nice Little Girl.
Whin ye've a shmoilein face I know
Ye're up to thricks that fool me so.
Whin ye've a look that's schwate an' koind
I'm watch in ye, now, do ye moind?
Wan day ye'll get some warrum touches
From wan ye persecute.
THE DUCHESS.
To a Faithful Officer.
The roundsman thinks you're on your beat
You're in our kitchen,-vhere you eat
The meat and bread and cakes and pies
Some day you'll get a great surprise
The sergeant will learn you are tricky
Unless you're good to
LITTLE MICKEY.
To the Ruler of the Kitchen
Dear Duchess, I admire you so
That's why I never like to stop
Arranging pleasant plans, you know.
To cheer you and your faithful cop;
O, Duchess, when you get your palace.
Do not forget kind little ALICE.
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