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Txehuck, secretary of The Be Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Be printed during the month of January, 1906, was as follows: 1 30.220 IT 2T.T10 I Sf,040 18 8T.020 I K8.470 1 arjwo 4 28,210) 20 27.B20 1 27,070 21 80,080 3T.0HO 22 .W, (WO 7 nO,42U 23 32.HK) a0,14O 24 20,H70 t 27,700 26 27,810 10 2T.H20 28 28.1BO II 27,810 27 28.O70 13 -S7.08O 28 80.240 It 27,840 29 .' 20,000 u ao,aoo so 27470 15 ...SO.BOO u 87,600 It 27,000 Total 892.IHH) Less unsold copies 9,818 Net total sales 882,772 Dally average 28,470 GEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before m this 81st day of January, 1906. (Seal) M. B. HUNGATE, Notary Public. Lincoln's birthday oratory comes next. If liquid air is so much colder, we will continue to prefer ours in gaseous form. It is gratifying to note that the ex treme cold weather has not "knocked the spots off" the sun. It's a cold day when the Beef trust finds Itself without an excuse for hold ing up meat prices. Even the cold has come to its rescue. No one is permitted to tell the sultan the real state of affairs in the Balkans. It is a poor press censorship law which will not work both ways. The real solution is a constitutional amendment empowering Omaha to frame its own charter and to adopt it by submission at the polls. Recent speeches by British conserva tives Indicate that the present govern ment, while having resigned itself to de feat, prefers to be dropped as lightly as possible. Credit Mrs. Chadwick at least with having refrained up to this time from threatening to make up the losses of her creditors by taking to the lecture platform. Fate seems to be playing into the hands of Mrs. Chadwick. If President Beckwith only dies it. may then be easier to show that he got away with the money himself. The plea of Judge Swayne In the im peachment proceedings amounts to what lawyers would call a demurrer in other words, "Even if I did it, what are you going to do about it?" 1 As an Indication of improved condi tions on Indian reservations, It now re quires two deputy United States mar shals to bring one "bootlegger" from Sioux Falls to Omaha. Insurgents In Argentina should not be surprised If they do not receive the pub licity to which their enterprise would or dinarily entitle them if the world were not still watching a real war. By reading the letter of President Roosevelt on the subject Bishop Hare may learn that there is not only a dte tlnction but a difference between Indian money and government rations. Judging by the reports of "Bluebeard" Hoch's love affairs there are many women who still believe their highest duty is to get married as soon as possible without letting any chance go by. President Palma of Cuba has a little cabinet crisis' on his bands, but by ob serving conditions In European countries where ministries resign he can readily learn how not to do his cabinet repairing. That the double track will not solve all the problems inrolved in preventing railroad accidents Is shown by the New York Central, where an exploding boiler on a westbound train Injured many pas sengers going east New York is already taking up the question of heading off Fourth of July nreworks and the train of inevitable disasters that follow In their wake. If something tangible Is not accomplished this tlme It will not be for failure to start early enough. . i Why should the chancellor of the Ne braska university an Institution main tained at the expense of Nebraska moddle with legislation that does not in any way concern the university? Why should be appear before legislative com mittees to urge county local option any more than railroad regulation, the in heritance tax or the divorce bill, or any other reform, real or Imaginary? HAVE WE A C0N8TlTVTI0Nt That Nebraska has outgrown its con stitution is not disputed by anybody con versant with the conditions under which its machinery of government has been operated these many years, but It Is be coming more manifest as the years roll on that to all Intents and purposes our constitution has become a dead-letter al together. The constitution expressly requires an apportionment of representation In the legislature after each enumeration of the population made by authority of the United States, and also directs every leg islature beginning with the. year 18ft5, and every ten years thereafter, to pro vide for a state census and to make an apportionment thereunder. But no leg islature since 1S87 bas made an appor tionment of legislative representation, nor has there been a state census taken except In 1885, during any of the ten year periods prescribed by the constitu tion. The constitution expressly prohibits the state from Incurring any peace In debtedness In excess of $100,000, but the aggregate Indebtedness of the state of Nebraska on January 1, 1000, as offi cially computed exceeds f2,250,000. The constitution expressly provides that three elective justices shall consti tute the supremo court, but for a number of years the supreme court of Nebraska has consisted of anywhere from six to twelve supreme court justices and acting justices, called commissioners. The constitution expressly prohibits the creation of other executive offices than the eight elective officers named therein and requires that "the duties per formed by officers not provided by the constitution shall be performed by the officers therein named," but in defiance of this .prohibition a score of executive officers have been foisted upon the state and every legislature within the last ten years has created additional executive officers under various titles and pretexts. The constitution expressly prohibits the consolidation of railroad corporations and telegraph companies either in their stocks, properties, franchises or earnings, In whole or in part, with any other rail road corporation or telegraph company owning a parallel or competing line. But this provision of the constitution has been violated In several instances and the highest tribunal of the state bas condoned and validated these flagrant violations of the organic law. The constitution requires the legisla ture to pass laws to correct abuses and prevent discrimination in the charges of express, telegraph and railroad com panies in this state and en fore such laws by adequate penalties to the extent. If necessary for that purpose, of forfeit ure of their property and franchises. Al though the constitution has been In force thirty years Its mandate with regard to railroad, express and telegraph compa nies has never been complied with and measures calculated to carry partially into effect these provisions have been nullified by court decisions, and although these snags could be readily removed our law-makers have folded their hands and lamented their helplessness. The question Is naturally asked, have wo a constitution? I , - AFFECTS PRIVATE CAH LINES. Does the decision of the supreme court in the Beef trust case affect the private car lines? It appears to be the opinion at Washington that It does. It Is pointed out that the permanent in junction forbids the beef combine to receive from any railroad or common carrier any rebate for the use of private car lines or other device, and If this is enforced, which It Is not to be doubted it will be, It will result In relieving the railroads from an enormous levy at the hands of the owners 0 the private car lines. A Washington dispatch says that If the president is successful in the cam paign that jie is waging before con gress, backed up by the Interstate com mission, the shippers of dairy products, fruits and meats in the northwest and In the central states will be able to se cure freight accommodations for their commodities at rates that will not squeeze out of them practically the last cent of profit. The railroads are with the government In the movement against the private car line monopoly and it is said will accept any measure that proposes to cripple that system. While the judicial decision appears to reach' the private car lines, It Is none the less desirable that there shall be legislation specifically applicable to these lines and placing them under the super vision of the Interstate Commerce' com mission. In Its last annual report the commission said: "Without conceding the correctness of the claims stated by the carriers and car lines, there can be no doubt that great good would be ac complished by such legislation as would leave no room for such contentions and provide more adequate and certain reme dies for the suppression of abuses. The only way In which complete remedy can be afforded Is by Investing the commis sion, or some other tribunal, with power to inquire whether charges are reason able, and to make them reasonable If found unreasonable." The commission suggested two ways of accomplishing this. One Is by making the common car riers responsible In the matter of this special equipment and refrigeration eerv Ice, If they are not now responsible. The other is by bringing the car line com panies which provide this refrigeration for interstate shipments under the Juris diction of the act to regulate commerce among the states and making their charges subject to the determination of the commission. The latter suggestion appears likely to be followed. It Is un derstood to have the approval of the ad ministration and It Is thought there would be no difficulty In passing a meas ure to carry It out. since the railroad In terests in the senate are believed to favor It. Meanwhile the expectation Is that the private car lines will be de prived of the rebates which they have been receiving, amounting to millions of dollars annually, and at the same time will be compelled to modify tholr rates. If this shall be realized the end of this monopoly Is not far off. PUERILE OBJECTIONS. When the Dodge water bill was before the house for final passage last Thurs day, Representative Lee offered the fol lowing specific amendments: Provided, said members of the water board shall draw ho salaries, nor shall any money be drawn out of the treasury by order of said board for salaries, or for any other expenditures not required by this act. until after said city shall hav ac quired title to and procured possession of a water works plant. Provided, no existing contract for the supply of water for domestic, public or fire purposes shall be renewed, extended or modified, nor any new contract entered into for supplying water for such purposes with any other water company, unless the first shall first hav been submitted to the elect ors of said city at a regular or special elec tion and approved by a majority of the votes cast at said election. To the first of these amendments Mr. Dodge objected on the ground that their adoption would deprive the water board of efficient means to fight the water com pany in the courts if the appraisement was found to be excessive and not sat isfactory. This was not merely an insult to the intelligence of the citizens of Omaha, but also a reflection on the ca pacity and integrity Of the city attorney and the legal department for which the city expends $12,000 a year. To the second amendment Mr. Dodge Interposed the objection that the charter for metropolitan cities already protected Omaha against the granting of any fran chise without a submission for ratifica tion by the people. On this point Mr. Dodge comes In collision with eminent attorneys who hold that the prohibition of the charter In general terms would be inactive by an express grant conferring the right to extend a contract with n public utility corporation already In ex istence. In other words, the later legis lation, granting exclusive authority, would by Implication repeal the previous enactment In general terms. But even If Mr. Dodge was correct on this point, what harm could come from the Insertion of the provision of the amendment of fered by Representative Lee. WILL STAND Bi HER ALLY. Great Britain Intends to stand by her eastern ally, Japan. In a speech a few days ago by a member of the British Parliament, he said that the government would remain in office until the Russo Japanese war was concluded, which he predicted would be during the coming summer. He declared that the Anglo Japanese alliance was the "most pres cient act of foreign policy ever achieved by Great Britain and Mr. Balfour was bound by every consideration of honor and patriotism to remain in office during the critical period, which, the war being closed, other powers might! step In and perhaps rob our ally as shamelessly as they robbed Japan before." This re ferred to the Interposition of several of the powers, one being Russia, which de prived Japan of the fruits of victory in the war with China, compelling her to give up Port Arthur and accept Instead a money Indemnity. Had Japan then been permitted to retain Port Arthur there would not now be war In the far east and the commercial Interests of all countries would have been subserved It Is manifestly the duty as well as the Interest of Great Britain to stand by Japan and see that she gets fair play when the war la concluded. No one can foretell what demands she will make in the event that she is victorious, but there Is no probability that they will be un reasonable. All the utterances of Japan's leading men since the beginning of the war have disclaimed any desire for ter ritorial aggrandisement. The Impression they have carried Is. that whatever be longs to China that empire shall retain possession of. It is not unlikely that If victorious Japan will want to keep Port Arthur and China would be wise to ac quiesce In this. It would give her greater security, as well as benefiting other nations, for Japan would not use that posltlob to the disadvantage of any other country. She would respect the rights and Interests of all, for only thereby could she be secure in, her own rights and Interests. The Unlfed States will not be without concern in regard to the terms of peace between Russia and Japan and the Influence of this country may be strongly exerted In behalf of a Just settlement. CONTROL OF FOREST RESERVES. In his last annual message President Roosevelt urged that all of the forest work of the government should be con centrated in the Department of Agricul ture, "where the larger part of the work Is already done, where there Is compre hensive first-hand knowledge of the problems of the reserves, where all prob lems relating to growth from the soil are already gathered and where all the sci ences auxiliary to forestry are at hand for prompt and effective co-operation." A few days ago the president slcned a bill passed by congress carrying out this recommendation and Immediately trans ferring the pending business of the forest reserves from the general land office of the Department of the Interior to the Department of Agriculture, to which all matters relating to such business will hereafter be referred. There can be no doubt as to the ex pediency of the change or that it will h Justified by results. It Is announced that the rules and regulations relating to the free use and sale of timber and to the graxlng of live stock will be revised at an early date and such changes made In administrative authority and methods as will facilitate the prompt transaction of business upon the reserves. There bas recently been a very marked growth of Interest In the question of forest conser vation and this Is quite certain to In crease, particularly In the west, where the Importance of the forests to western industries is fully recognized. It Is now very generally understood that the per roanence of the resources of the reserves Is Indispensable to the continued pros perity f the country. What Is needed Is that these resources shall be used in a businesslike way, that they shall be con servatively managed, and this can be confidently expected of the Department of Agriculture. It Is understood that the dominant Industry of each district, whether it be agricultural, mining, lum bering or (raging, will be fully recog nized and grrsted such privileges aa will be consistent with the proper care of the reserves and cause as little Injury as pos sible to minor Industries. The Interests of the permanent settler will always be carefully guarded. There Is promise of such management of the forest reserves as will render their resources of perma nent value and of Incalculable benefit to the country, " A RVSTT RtLtC The trial of Judge Swayne on impeach ment charges before the senate of the United States' brings out the anachron ism of a political body sitting as a court to pass on questions of law and evidence. The senatorial court of Impeachment is a remnant of royalty a relic of colonial days when the Idea still prevailed that nobility was entitled to special privileges In the administration of criminal law. The claim of the British subject to a right to be tried by a Jury of bis peers loses all its force under our theory of government which Invests every citizen with the same right of sovereignty as every other. There Is no sound reason In this Amer ican republic why a federal Judge should be entltlttf to a trial before United States senators when the ordinary citizen must be content with a Jury of talesmen from every-day life. If Impeachment alms at removal from office of lawless otflclajs trial before A political body composed likewise of officeholders Is more likely to shield and protect wrongdoing than trial by the usual processes of law. Many of the states have transferred Jurisdiction over impeachment cases to the regularly constituted courts of law. The Impeach ment of federal Judges is, however, vested In the two houses of congress by the federal constitution so that nothing short of a constitutional amendment can abolish this ancient farce, and as long as that appears to be such a remote possi bility. It Is perhaps well that we are not called on often to resort to this rusty piece of governmental machinery that has been treasured out of the scrap heap brought over with them by the founders of the nation. . ICOT POLITICIANS. The Omaha bar Is quite we!! represented at the legislature this week. City Attorney J. P. Breen, W. T. Nelson, I. E. Congdon and T. W. Blackburn are there lobbying In the Interests of the water bill. A local weekly devoted to shedding a soft light on legal luminaries makes this announcement, which except for the mis take as to the present Identity of the in cumbent of the city attorney's office would be comparatively uninteresting were it not for this additional informa tion conveyed in another column of the same page: The overwhelming passage of the water bill is a victory of the people of Omaha over the politicians. We resent this defamation and Insult of these great reformers. Just because Mr. Breen failed to land In congressional brogans is no good reason why he should be upbraided for not being a politician. Just because after serving one term In the legislature W. T. Nelson in realizing that discretion is often the better part of valor, concluded it inadvisable to seek re-election, should he be denounced as lacking in the true attributes of a poli tician? And what about that other ster ling patriot by whose masterly manage ment and unaided efforts "Our Dave" was led to believe he bad a perpetual franchise to represent this, district In con gresswho after engineering the third party movement to defeat In the last city election still succeeded in resurrect ing the water-logged statesman Into a Job baa he no claims to being a poli tician? Alack! Alas! That the Omaha bar should have fallen so low as to be able no longer to show up a single poli tician In Its ranks. It bas been arranged by the New York Republican club to have at the club house a complete file of the senate and bouse bills as Introduced at the present session of the state legislature, with separate files of all bills affecting the city of New York, and members of the club are invited to express to the committee their views on bills that affect the government of New York City. Here Is a suggestion for Omaha clubs. In substance the explanation of the World-Herald is that it favors the presl- dent's railroad policy because It exnecta the struggle between president and con gress to disrupt the republican party. That s what always determines the at titude of that democratic organ not so much a desire to accomplish a reform as a frenzy to make political capital by Its failure. 1 The killing of squirrels within the boundaries of the state of Nebraska Is to be made a misdemeanor, if the legis lature bas Its war. but the same bodv is willing to pay a bounty for the killing of wildcats. By what sign the scalp of a big Tommy cat is to be distinguished from the scalp of a small wildcat has not yet been divulged. the new Interstate commerce commis sioners who would take the place of the members of the present commission. It is not higher salaries, however, but larger powers for the commission that the public demands. Former Premier Combes threatens to resign as head of the "republican" or ganisation in case the constituent parties do not Indorse his policies. From the success he has bad In resigning and still retaining governmental power, the con clusion naturally follows that another "resignation" would make him Invincible. It Is estimated that American rail roads use 100,000,000 cross ties each year to replenish the underpinning of their tracks. That probably explains why so many big railroad men are active in the movement for afforestation. Congressman Hepburn's railroad regu lation bill provides higher salaries for Congressman Sibley of Pennsylvania in the republican caucus opposed legis lation on the subject of freight rates, and this la the same free silverlte who was not converted from the demands of the Chicago democratic platform until he found that he could not swing his dis trict Into line. I the Prloe Impaired f Chicago News. Maybe the Beef trust has received a crushing blow, but it does not notice that Its health is so Impaired but that it can still hold up the price of steaks. - Recollections of a Sore Spot. Minneapolis Journal. A bill la pending in the Nebraska legis lature .which makes foot ball a felony. It is indirectly a horn Indorsement of the Nebraska team, which has generally played the game on the principles of homl clde. Increasing: the Risk. Chicago Record Herald. One of the courts has decided that an American girl who marries a foreigner with a title doesn't have to pay his debts. Here after tailors, barbers and boarding house keepers who trust the noblemen of Europe will do so at their own risk. Statesmanship Hun to Seed. Boston Transcript. Each n n apnta I Ivo a n A umalnr In itnn. gress has over 90,000 packages of garden seeds to send out to his constituents. Con gressman Tawney says there Is only a dif ference In degree between sending out gar den seeds and Durham bulls. Only give us time, perhaps the latter will come. Idols that Are Inconvenient. Baltimore American. President Cleveland urges both men and states to possess high morals. But there Is no lack of high morals among either nations or individuals. The trouble Is about using what they have. As a celebrated poet has cleverly put it, the average morals are so high that their owners cannot con veniently get at them except on extra oc casions, and In the meanwhile live on with everyday substitutes. Overheated Houses. Boston Globe. The commission appointed to ascertain the causes of -the prevalence of so much pneumonia In New York reports that the overheating of dwellings Is responsible for many cases of the disease. It Is found that a large percentage of deaths from pneu monia last month occurred among people who lived In luxuriously warm apartment houses. Dr. Dudley A. Sargent of Harvard university estimates that 40 per cent of the total mortality In the United Btates Is caused by overheating which causes a lack of proper ventilation. Too much heat Is more Injurious to health than too little. The best temperature for houses In winter Is between 60 and 70 degress, with a fresh Inlet of air at all times. NEWSPAPERS AS TEACHERS. Explanation of the Power of Public Opinion Today. Baltimore News. John Morley, in one of his entertaining letters, says: "Some years ago I made a suggestion which, I think, in one or two cases has borne good fruit. It was this: That In every public library there should be formed a newspaper class in which every evening somebody or other should take the events recorded all over the world in a single day and explain what they were all about. I would like to suggest now that the li brarian take out of the shelves of the reference library a group of books once or twice a week bearing upon what happens to be the great topic of the day." There are classes of this sort in every community In the United States not one, but many. Thousands of students of public events are retained for the specific pur pose which Mr. Morley points out. Every newspaper of any standing attempts to "take the events recorded all over the world In a single day and e-plaln what they are all about." It may not succeed In doing so thoroughly, but It certainly does the Job better than any other agency In existence or which one can picture as separated from the newspaper. Kach class to which each newspaper explains the situation is numbered by the thousand. This is the explanation of the power of public opinion today. Newspapers and periodicals, the living libraries of the masses, spend countless millions In keeping everybody posted upon what Is going on in the world and what It all means. The newspapers should see to it, too, that no place is left for the library class leader suggested by Mr. Morley. They should tell so plainly what the events recorded In the world from day to day all mean that no other interpreter will be needed. A MISSIONARY MARTYR. -One of the Purest Examples of Roman Cnthollo Virtue." Chicago Record-Herald. A meeting has been held in New York under the auspices of the Marquette league "to further the procedure for the beatifica tion of Father Isaac Jaques," the Jesuit priest who is known as "the pioneer roU sionary and martyr of New York Kate." In all the history of religious seal and martyrdom there Is probably no charaoter that is worthier of the high honors of the church than this simple, devoted and cour ageous soul. Carried off by the Iroquois as a captlv. he was the first whit man to see Lake George, and when he had been taken Into th Iroquois' country he acted as if captivity Itself among the most cruel of foes was a rich favor and blessing be stowed upon him by Providence. Though he was compelled to undergo sufferings, th mer description of which makes the reader writhe, he kept up th work of proselytising with a constancy that seems mora than human. Neither unspeakably brutal ''treatment nor the ever present menace of death deterred him. though Parkman says that he was constitutionally timid and a man of great sensitiveness and refinement. When finally h mad hie way to th DutCh settlements and was given an opportunity to escape from the country be hesitated: "He spent th night in great agitation, tossed by doubt and full of anxiety, lest his self-love should begull bira from his duty. Was It not possible that th Indians might spar his life, and that, by a timely drop ef water, he might still rescue souls from torturing devils and eternal tires of perdition T On th other hand, would h not, by remaining to meet a fat almost Inevitable, Incur th guilt of sulcld?" Th long debato was decided In favor of a retreat, but when he had reached Franc in an utterly forlorn condition his thoughts Immediately went back to the new world, and hi soon returned to Canada. One mora, too, h visited the Mohawk country, once mor was subjected to fright, ful tortures, and this tlm death cam to him from th savages as a merciful dis pensation. "On of the purest examples of Roman Catholic virtue which this western conti nent ha seen," declares the historian, and it might b added a rare example of human virtue for any land and any tlm I kl Tfl .... tKNOX auYrwuc Knox Hats SPRING STYLES on display MONDAY, FEBRUARY SIXTH 11? 'ARNAM ITS. LIT ..r " SERMONS BOILED DOWN. Brag-sards are always laggards. Pessimism Is the worst of all heresies. 80ft soap usually has much lye In It. The only living art Is the art of living. Work Is the only coin that buys wis dom. Labor for Ood is vain without love for man. Humility gives the level head on the lofty height. The public kickers often have but weak private consciences. Throwing sand in another's eye Is no proof of your own grit, When the Bible hides your brother It is time to dig through, It to him. A man has to have some roots before he can have any worth-while fruits. It Is always easier to go ahead In slip pery places than It Is to turn around. It's a good thing jto have high Ideals, but there's no sense in keeping your head In a balloon. Many are willing to give the Lord seed corn If only they can have a mortgage on the cro:. The boy who Is afraid to strike back will never make the man brave enough to turn the other cheek. There Is a lot mor religion in gritting your teeth and grinning at trouble than there Is In a sanctified, sour submission. If the man who thinks only of saving his own soul ever gets Into heaven he will probably fall out through a knothole. Chicago Tribune. PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. It is a wise thermometer that knows its own cellar. It is safe to announce that Medicine Hat Is not a Panama. Consider the ice man and th coal man. Do they kick? Not on your tintype. A telephone combine capitalized at $250,- 000,000 shows great regard for sound money. 'Warsaw is peaceful." says a dispatch. People must pause' occasionally to bury the dead. Nebraska should not plume Itself too much. Indiana's governor cut out the inaugural ball. Localities with a record of less than 20 below are mighty nervy In claiming to be the real thing in winter resorts. That premature "victory" of General Kouropstkln was intended to keep busy the hospital corps at Mukden. It worked like a charm. Wltth the record of Holmes and Ho:h on its court calendars, Chicago has a hard task in convincing 8a It Lake City that polygamy is as bad as it is painted. If we could equalize the excess of heat In summer and the Klondike blasts of February the feelings of the human family hereabouts would be far more conciliatory. A clear case of smallpox proved a most effective means of scattering the lobby around the Kansas senate. Legislatures are at liberty to use this remedy for their afflictions. People who imagine a kingship Is a fine, easy, Inside Job should study current news. There In Csar Nicholas, with trouble to burn. King Peter of Servla Is haunted and has accumulated a painful case of nervous prostration. There are others who manage to keep their afflictions in the dark. WASHINGTON AND HIS PORTRAITS. SECULAR SHOTS AT THE PIXP1T. Washington Post: "The most conspicuous note" Is the convivial note," says Bishop Potter. Th convivial not may be th most conspicuous, but the banknote will continue to be the most popular. Chicago Record-Herald: Rev. Mr. Irvine announces that he has given up the fight against Bishop Talbot. He has not as yet, however, succeeded in offsetting the effects of the scandal that he started. New York Tribune: The Mormons have now begun to advertise themselves as the true apostles of the anti-race suicide doc trine. The Utah preacher who puts forth that notion, however, falls to square It with the pretense that polygamy has been abol ished. New York Globe: Not long ago a census of attendance at public worship was made In the Department of Selne-et-Marne, adja cent to Paris. It appeared that In 416 com munes, containing 215.8S3 persons, there were, excluding children and salaried offi cials, only 5,0 persons, or 24 per cent, who attended mass on Sunday. On an average. In every village of 500 Inhabitants only ten persona, not officials or children, were at church. In 80 of tho 416 commune Inventl gnted the churches were shut all the yenr, both on Sundays and festivals. This Is th showing made not in urban, but In rural France. The conditions in 8elne-et-Mnrn are said not to be exceptional, but typical of the larger part of tho republic. In Purls, notwithstanding the great number of the churches, it Is stated that less than 4 per cent of the total population and less than one-hnlf of 1 per cent of the adult mnl population get to church as often as once a week. A Study of Engrravlnas, Painting's and Statue of the First President. Booklovers' Magaslne. After a careful study of over 4,000 engrav ings and a number of original paintings and various coins at the mint, a final reference was made to composite photography, three ppllcatlona being made. "The selections for the several groupings were not arbi trary, but were guided only by th point of view of the features." The resulting Wash ington is remarkable in Its deflnlteness of outline and lifelike appearance. The repro ductions of the original pointings which accompany the article ane very helpful in following Mr. Taylor's Interesting discus sion of the individual conceptions of the different artists. Washington gave at least forty-nve sit tings to over a score of aspirants, besides posing for several shadow silhouettes. How he regarded this tax on comfort he re marked In a letter to a friend: "I am hackneyed to the touches of the painter's pencil that I am now altogether at their beck and sit like patience on a monument whilst they are delineating the lines of my face. At first I was a Impatient at the re quest and as restive under the operation as a colt is of the saddle; now no dray moves more readily to the thill than I to the painter's chair." "Few distinguished men or our day," Mr. Taylor asserts, "if they were painted by so many different artists, would show without variation in such a range of portraits the kindly phases of character which are re flected from the canvases that w have been considering. W can no longer believe those historians who tell us or the habitual statellness and reserve of Washington. When not on his professional dignity, he must hat been geniality Itself." DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "Can you support my daughter In th style to which she has been accustomed?" "Perhaps not. But I can support her In the style to which her mother was accus tomed during her early married life."- Brooklyn Life. "Pa." announced Mr. Henry Peck's young est. "when I grow up I'm goln" to gat mar ried." . "Cheer up, sonny," murmured Mr. Peck, patting the child's head. "It seems to m you're too young to be so pessimistic. Cleveland Leader. r.agson Tatters What does de society' papers moan be a "man-about tonr Howard Hasben Well. Ragsy, daf nothln' In the world but a hobo that al ways manages to have the price. Phi lade! phl'a Press. He Do you really think it hurts a man ' to be hit with one of Cupid's arrows? She No. Aa a rule he merely becomes , senseless for a time. Chicago Record-Her old. . "She has good taste, don't you think?" "I should say she has. You ought to havj heard the rHo things she said about my new hat." Cleveland Plain Dealer. The car was crowded to Its full capacity, and the two who had Just entered wer compelled to hold to th same strap. "We seem to be sentenced to hang, ob served the maid. "Yes," whispered) the young man, as his fingers cloeed over hers. "Capital punish ment!" Chicago Tribune. "Wbat makes you so happy today, Blnk?" "Got a gwd one on my wife. You know she's alwavs holding you up to me as a model hupband." "Flattered, I'm" . "Walt a minute. I looked up the word 'model' in the dictionary and found It meant 'a Small ImlteMon of the genuine article.' "Cleveland Leader. 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