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Subscribed In my presence and sworn to Derote ma uus tula day or jNovemoer. irn. tscajj M. B. hunuatis, Notary Public. Merry Christmas to you all! No wonder the express companies op pose the expansion of the postofflce by the addition of a parcels post Should the first tug-of-war with the trusts hit the Tobacco combine It will make smoke and probably fire too. Mrs. Cbadwlclc should take a change of venue and try to get the services of the same jury that sat In the Nan Pat terson case. Joe Chamberlain's high opinion of American education. Is easily accounted for when one considers bis Idea of pro tectlve tariffs. . Tbe first strike in Turkey was sup pressed by tbe government. The sultan has no desire, to divide honors with tho walking delegate. Reports from Vienna and London would Indicate that Russia is in greater danger of depopulation than of destruc tion by nihilists. The Santa Claus myth, no matter how often exposed and exploded, takes new hold on childish, hearts every time the Ynletlde rolls round. The motor car refuses to recognize that divinity which is supposed to hedge a king, as both the ruler of Spain and the duke of Connaught can testify. Admiral Togo's latest report sounds llko that of an officer preparing to greet his successor. It Is to be hoped the new man will be able to show as good a record. It seems to have taken his executors almost as long to find a suitable mono lith for Stanley's grave as it took the explorer to go through the Dark Conti nent Omaha's Christmas stocking has a whole lot of good things peeping out of It that promise to emerge In the shape of big building and business improve ments during 1005. e Lord Dunraven's answer to "What Is tbe matter with Ireland?" will probably not make him as famous as a Kansan who wrote a similar article, but It shows his heart is right All the "rate wars" between the rail roads are to end next week and the truce will probably last until the men who make the tariffs recover from the shock of holiday vacations. It is now up to some enthusiast to start a new form of religion since Bo stock has succeeded in making tbe lion and the lamb lie down together, both In their own proper persons., Four per cent Philippine government guaranteed railway bonds ought to sell pretty well on a money market that la being bumped so vigorously up and down by the frenzied financiers. No doubt the president believes in the power of publicity since he publishes a letter to the commissioners of the Dis trict of Columbia after they had failed to carry out Its recommendations. France announces that it has no thought of intervening in the eastern war. Is it possible that Paris becoming tired ot its alliance with St Petersburg prefers to see its ally fight to the last ditch? - Reports from Missouri are to the ef fect that were the election In that state to be held over again It would go repub lican on governor as well as on all the other offices on the ticket A good habit surely grows on people. Holidays in England may change with the times, but the American idea of Ynletlde in Merrie England will remain true to the Impressions gained from Charles Dickens until ' another master pictures the newer facts with equal skill. THE CHRISTUA8 TIME Christmas is the most Joyous and the moot generally obwrved of all the year's festivals. More than four hundred mil lions of'peorle give it welcome. In every land beneath the sun there are some to do it reverence. Wherever on earth there is one who accepts the teach ings of the Son of Man, this anniversary of Ills birth brings sacred reflections, tender memories, a revival of affection. Impressive and wholesome aspirations. All the influences of Christmas are per ennial in their force and freshness. Time does not Impair their vitality or diminish their effect For all who rec ogulzo it this anniversary has its useful lessons, its healthful Inspiration, its in vocation to good deeds. Before the Irre sistible tide of human feeling which it creates controversy is hushed and the barriers of theology and sectarianism alike break down. Every gracious and kind and gentle sentiment is awakened at this season and the heart is indeed cold and bard that is Incapable of feel ing the genial influence of this day. Out of the many suggestions which the recurrence of Christmas brings, there is one that always needs to be especially urged upon the attention of those who are in sympathy with the demands and obligations of this day. That is, that tbey forget not the office of charity. None In position to ob serve among kindred and friends tho gladdening customs of this season need to be advised of their duty or the pleas ure of its performance, but how few of these ever reflect that there hs a de mand upon them to make glad the hearts of the less fortunate, and by n little kindness and generosity revive their hopes and strengthen their faith. To do this Is to perform practical Chris tian work, and It is to obey the injunc tion of Him who plead as none other ever did for the poor. In its inspira tion to charitable acts this is tbe most beneficent of seasons, not only giving happiness to millions of needy for the time, but exerting an influence in the cause of benevolence that reaches far beyond. Every year there is an exten sion of the spirit and the work of charity and philanthropy and the Influence of Christmas contributes more than any thing else to this, rn its social feature Christmas stands first among festal oc casions, while for hundreds of millions of mankind it has a religious signifi cance that gives It the strongest claim to their consideration and which is steadily broadening. To all its patrons The Bee extends the season's greeting. THE ARBITRATION TREATIES. Not until the reassembling of con gress after the holiday recess will it be known what the chances are for the ratification of the arbitration trea ties Which are before the senate. These treaties are with England, France, Germany, Switzerland and Italy and are drawn on a common model. Tbey are simply agreements to submit to ar bitration legal questions and those grow ing out of treaties, expressly excluding any subject affecting the honor, the vital interests or the territory of a nation. Similar conventions exist between tbe leading European nations. These pledge the governments to submit to The Hague tribunal differences In respect to the in terpretation of existing treaties, or those of a "Judicial order," which is under stood to mean pecuniary questions. It would seem that there could be no reasonable objection to an international agreement of this kind and so far as we know none has been raised. Popular opinion regarding' the treaties, as re flected in the press and through public meeting's, is strongly favorable ip their ratification and if tbe senate has respect for public opinion they should be ratified without unnecessary delay. The con spicuous position which the United States has long occupied in support of the principle of international, arbitration makes It especially Important and desir able that we should further attest our belief In that principle by the ratification of these treaties, the beneficent purpose of which is to promote peace and good will among the nations. The American people want peace with all countries; they desire the friendship of all other people.' These arbitration treaties con tribute to this and having received gen eral and unqualified popular approval they should be promptly ratified. , INCREASE OT CRIME. In a recent address Mr. Andrew D. White, formerly American ambassador to Germany, declared that high crime is more frequent In this country than any where else in the world, save Sicily, and that there is a widespread superstition here that It is the duty of the people to protect criminals. A statement of this kind from such a source may well com mand attention, especially from those who are charged with administering the laws and of safeguarding communities against criminal depredations. If is a fact that statistics of crime in general show a great Increase in recent years. This Is true not only of this coun try, but of most if not all other countries. English. statistics show that all sorts of crimes are Increasing in that country. Denmark, where balf the population lives on farms, where education has long been free, compulsory and universal, and where religious conditions are Ideal, has had such a growth of ."thuggiBni that it has had to resort to the whipping post to combat It Similar conditions are re ported In most of the European coun tries. If tbe statistics are to be relied upon there Is more crime In the United States, relative to population, than in England, Francs or Germany. It is not easy to find a satisfactory ex planation of this. Doubtless it is to some extent due to the fact that there is too much leniency In tbe treatment of criminals In this country. This has been frequently urged as accounting for the growth of crime and unquestionably It Is In some degree responsible, but there art other causes and these are not easily discoverable. It is suggested that the fact that there are so many more crimes to commit may help to account for the appearance of increasing criminality. It is difficult to believe that men are broadly or essentially worse than they used to be. At all events, it seems an indisputable fact that crime is on the Increase and more rapidly in this en lightened land than in any other. , It Is a condition which should arouse to greater activity not only all moral agencies, but those whose duty It is to hunt down and punish the perpetrators of crime. PRACTICAL RATHER THAN SPASMODIC REFORM. In the discussion of municipal reform, as In the discussion of economic prob lems, political bias, race prejudice and creed bigotry should have no place. In the police government of a city, or in dealing with the repression of vice and crime it is Immaterial whether a man is a republican, democrat populist social ist or prohibitionist or whether he is a Presbyterian, Methodist Roman Catholic or Jew. All the boodlcrs and. grafters and all the beneficiaries of vice and crime do not rotate In the same social sphere. It is a matter of notoriety that "in Omaha as in all other great cities fran chise privilege is the source of" more Mu nicipal corruption than any other agency, and men who pride themselves on their Social standing and pass' muster as cx emplary Christians derive a large part of their income from renting houses for immoral and lawless purposes. In thelanguage of Lincoln Steffens in his Introductory to vThe Shame of Cities," "we are good on Sunday, and we are 'fearfully patriotic' on the Fourth of July. But the bribe we pay to the Janitor to prefer our interest to the landlord's Is the little brother of the bribe passjd to the alderman to sell a city street, and the father of the air brake stock as signed to the president of a railroad to have this life-saving invention adopted on his road. And as for graft railroad passes, saloqn and bawdy bouse black mall and watered stock, all these oeiong to the same family." In Omaha, as In all other cities of large population, experience has time and again shown that spasmodic and hysterical movements for municipal re form and purification accomplish very little and often end with a flash In the pan. No movement for municipal purl fl cation can product lasting effecta tin' less it is practical and deals with tbe Intricate problem of police government In conformity with existing conditions rather than visionary theories. It is the consensus of opinion among all practical municipal reformers that social evil cannot be suppressed, but must be repressed by vigilant supervi slon. To place tolerated vice in Omaha under better surveillance the saloon should be banished from the proscribed district. Practical experience In police supervision in all the large cities has demonstrated that efficient police gov eminent can only be maintained by plac Ing policemen out of the reach of temp' tatlon. The police force patrolling the proscribed district should be rotated no that no patrolman shall be detailed for this service for more than two weeks at any one time and not more than once in every twelve months. So long as policemen are permitted to solicit contributions for any person or accept gifts from any person subect to their surveillance they cannot be de pended upon to discharge their functions without fear or favor. But these re forms cannot be Inaugurated unless pub lic sentiment shall Impress itself upon the men in authority. THE LINOTYPE REVOLUTION. In a little pamphlet reprinted from the Yale Review under the title, "Tho Introduction of the Linotype," George E. Barnett of the Johns Hopkins uni versity gives the results of a careful study of the use of typesetting machines in this country that Is of Interest to more than those immediately and di rectly concerned. The linotype revolution was a revolu tion as quick and as complete as any phase of what Is known as the indus trial revolution. "In 1887," . says Mr. Barnett "typesetting was essentially the samo art as in the sixteenth century. While other branches of tbe printing trade had been revolutionized, the com positor had not advanced in his pro cesses beyond the point he had reached four hundred years before. Since 1890 machine composition has been rapidly supplanting typesetting by hand. The machine is still constantly encroaching on the field of the hand compositor, but the period of Introduction may be prop erly considered as concluded with the year 1900. By that time tbe craft bad adjusted Itself to the new conditions and tbe future trend of events could be fore Been with some clearness." How this was all brought about with the least displacement of labor and util ised by skillful maneuvering by tbe Typographical union not only to secure control of mechanical typesetting for Its members, but also to lift up tbe workers remaining at hand composition to better pay and shorter hours is described in analytical detail. It was done by the adoption of a policy by tbe unions meet ing tbe typesetting machine balf way Instead of fighting It from the beginning, by giving. the hand compositor the first chance to learn the mechanical trade and by agreeing with the employer to share the cost of transition. Whether the linotype revolution could have been accomplished as successfully in the face of an opposition from the trades organization of tbe band composi tors is perhaps a speculative question, but the author of this study ventures the opinion that the policy of tho printers has not succeeded alone through tbe power of combination. He found that although In the early years much was said about the possibility of operating machines with unskilled labor the experi ment when tried in several cities was quickly followed by an abandonment of the attempt to recruit linotype operators from this class of labor, nor has any serious effort been made to replace men with women. "Tbe real merit" be con cludes, "of the policy of the Typograph ical union was that.lt secured for Its members an opportunity to show to the employer that the union printer was more profitable than the unskilled work man as a machine operator." INCORPORATION OR LICENBIt Great interest is being taken in the recommendation of Commissioner Gar field of tbe bureau of corporations that there be adopted a compulsory federal license or franchise system for all cor porations doing Interstate business, prac tically giving tbe government control over all trusts. The report of the com missloner, ss already noted, presents strong arguments in support of his pref erence for a system of license rather than a system of incorporation. He says that tbe chief difficulty from federal in corporation would arise in connection with the question whether congress could give an Interstate commerce cor poration a power to produce or manu facture In any state, so that that grant of power would be valid as against states or Individuals. That question can not be determined conclusively in the absence of a Judicial decision on the point As to the Idea of a federal in corporation law that would leave it op tlonal with the companies to incorporate under it or not, the commissioner rejects It for the reason that It would not be taken advantage of unless the conditions were made more satisfactory to tbe cor porations than those now afforded by ex latlng state law. It may be remarked that in this he is not In accord with some of the ablest corporation lawyers In the country. In regard to a federal franchise or license law, Commissioner Garfield ex presses the opinion that it presents no fundamental legal difficulty and yet would impose all necessary requirements as to corporate organization and man agement would require such reports and returns as may be desired and would prohibit all corporations from engaging in Interstate and foreign commerce that did not possess a federal license. In dls cussing the matter a leading financial paper observes that there could be no evasion of government regulation under a system of federal incorporations, but a system of federal franchises could prob ably be evaded by such companies as desire to escape from national control It Is admitted by Commissioner Garfield that the question of evasion Is a trouble some one, though he thinks that the practical danger of effective evasion Is more apparent than real. No doubt the enactment of such a law would result in measures to get around it One sug gested method of doing this is that big companies would be divlcied up into many small concerns, each of which would do a strictly state business and thus be subject only to state law, yet all of these companies would be controlled by the same people who now control the great corporations or trusts. Commissioner Garfield appears to have carefully thought out and weighed the difficulties respecting the operation of both a federal incorporation law and a system of license or franchise, and his well-argued advocacy of the latter will not fall to make a strong impression fa vorable to it. Meanwhile the subject Is receiving earnest public consideration and discussion and doubtless also the thoughtful attention of members of con gress. It is not an unwarranted belief that the recommendations of the com missioner are approved by the adminis tration. A statistical compilation shows that In the publication of newspapers and periodicals the United States leads all the world with 21,000, as .gainst 8,000 in Germany, 6,700 in France and 6,000 In Great Britain. A people rubbing up week in and week out, if not day in and day out, against this steady outpour of periodical literature could not help but absorb an amount of Intelligence to keep In the lead on tbe highway of national culture. Tbe minority representation scheme failed to work according to schedule in the recent election of members of the city council in Boston, where, although the voter waa allowed to record himself for but seven candidates for thirteen places, the democrats scooped in eleven of the Jobs Just tbe same. The belief in party responsibility for government Is evidently too deep-seated to be eradi cated by any political patent devloe. If be will help the president solve the question of regulation of railway rates and the complete abolition of railway discrimination the public will not care much whether Secretary Morton sub lets bis Job as supervisor of the navy to a deputy or not Bedridden (or Seasoa. Chicago News. Now that the supreme court has rebuked the Missouri river for taking liberties with the territory of a sovereign stats, perhaps It will stop It meanness. "Maryland, My Maryland." Baltimore American. Ws sing the praises of the eanvasbaok duck and the diomondback terrapin, but those are exclusive. As between the oyster and the turkey there Is no rivalry. Each plays his part at the feast and excites dis tinctly different emotions. Cutting; Down Mortality Hats. Philadelphia Press. The supreme court decides that all rail road cars, Including locomotives, must be equipped with uniform automatlo couplers, which is a righteous decision. The fright ful list of railroad accidents requires that no exceptions be mads In the enforcement of this law. BeaeSelal Galas. Boston Olobe. The per capita drink hill of the United States Is Increasing, but, on the other hand, statistics show that more people are Join ing the church now than ever before. The Episcopal church, for Instance, gained I per eent on Its membership last year, the Pres byterian church per oent and the Meth odist church also made aa unprecedented gain. SEriXAR SHOTS AT THE Ptl.PIT. Fhiladelphla Press: The London priest who claims to raise the dead la not gettln half the notoriety of the Cleveland woman who has worked miracles in raising the wind. Washington Post: It now develops that Dowle haa paid all his debts except a trifle of Kono.ooo. He will probably dlecharge that obligation about ths time Mrs. Chadwlck gets receipts for her liabilities. Chicago Record-Herald: Edward Everett Hale has given a bound copy of his pray era to each Vnlted State senator. He probably looked over the field and decided that the senators needed them ths most Philadelphia Record: There Is evidently fascination about the study of the Bible under the light of Standard Oil that can not be rivaled by Its study tinder the guld nee of a doctor of divinity. Mr. Rocke feller, Jr., haa gone to Europe, and his pas tor has taken charge of his Bible class. The attendance has fallen off nearly one half. uoeton Transcript: After all, ths on tlaught on Dr. Lyman Abbott is not sur prising. We are only surprised at Its date, Just ten years ago Dr. Abbott preached widely reported series of sermons on "The Bible as Literature": during the same sea son he began the publication of his Out look essays on "The Theology of an Evolu tlonlst" and great was the uproar created Now, after the lapse of ten years, Dr. Ab bott tells the Harvard students Just what he told Ills Plymouth church congregation and his Outlook constituency during the winter of 1SSS-JT. A dosen more or lees con splcuoua conservative clergymen become suddenly excited and stand up and say tilings. PERSONAL, AND OTHERWISE. Merry Chrlstma! If you have troubles, forget them for a day. B eased are they who expeot little and give much. Now by these presents we learn a thing or two. All is not gold that glitters on the Christ mas tree. ' Clocked stockings should ba Wound before hanging. Good morning! Did you get what was coming to you? Toung eyes are quick to catch the quail tracks on the tag. Cut It out The strain on the rubbernecks will now be transported to the alimentary canal. Short as the days are they will be mighty long for the party watching for the box that doesn't come. It is a mistake to suppose that the head of the house is forgotten. Santa Claus usually brings him an empty purse. How beautifully the designs of nature harmonize with human condition. The days before Christmas are always short Poor papa Is not the only one "touched by the Christmas spirit Think of the young rtian adjusting a 140 salary to a con tury proposition. Wouldn't that knock you off a Christmas tree? The delights of giving have been pictured by poets and lauded by preachers, b jt neither poet or preacher has yet sucoeeded In painting the grin of Joy produced By the unexpected box arriving. "WASH" SALES OP STOCK, Schemes Worked by Brokers When Real Wool Is Shy. Ban Francisco Chronicle. The most common trick of speculators is "wash" sales-that Is, sales In which the same man is both buyer and seller, oper atlng, of course, through different brokers. By this means, when conditions favor, the outside public can be made to believe that a given stock is going up like a rocket or falling down like a stick, and so be led to rusfejn either te buy or sell as may suit tne purposes of the manipulator. Thomas W. Lawson says that James R. Keene "washed" no less than 282.000 shares of Amalgamated 1 Copper, by which means, iawaon says, the publlo waa Induced to purchase enormously at prices far beyond Its value. Lawson says he can prove this by documentary evidence, and very likely he can. There la nothing unusual about it, except the large number of shares "washed." But then Keene is a large operator. One Wack, it Is stated, wants to i Lawson indicted for telling wrong stories bout the value of stocks and so depressing prices. That, however, would put upon the state the burden of proving that the stories were not true, which perhaps it could not do. If Lawson tells the truth about Keene, it would seem that the latter ought to be indloted also. But that was different In Keene's case the wrong story tended to boost prioes and SO help specula tors to unload, while Lawson's tales scare people, bring prices down with a run, com pel speculators to put up more margins, or lose their pledged stocks and make trouble generally. It Is safe to say that If Wall street can prevent It, there will be no In dictment of Lawaon or of anybody else which will causa a Judicial Inquiry into the methods employed by manipulators to In flats or depress the ptioe of stocks. There certainly Will be none if the speculative side of Wall street can precent It Ba sides, there Is as yet nothing to Indicate that Lawson Is not telling ths exact truth, YOUNG MEN TO THE FRONT. SlgalScance of the Election ot Theo do re Roosevelt. Leslie's Weekly. For the near future at leaat each of the great parties is likely to give the prefer, ence to young men for presidents. Mr, Roosevelt s experience has settled this point As In many other things. Mr. Rooae- velt broke the reoord in youthfulness, bslng only 43 years of sge when he reached the presidency. On entering the White House Lincoln was 12, Johnson (7, Orant 47, Hayes 14, Garfield 49, Arthur St Cleve land 48, Harrison 55 and McKlnley 63. This completes the list of presidents since the beginning of the republican asoendenoy. In the early days of the government the average age of the presidents waa greater than It has been In the past forty years. On going te the head of the government Washington was 67, Adams 62, Jefferson, Madison and John Qulncy Adams each 61, Monroe 69, Jackson 62, Van Buren 66, Wil liam Henry Harrison 88, Tyler 61, Polk 60. Taylor 66, Fillmore SO, Pierce 4 and Bu chanan 66. The first Harrison was the oldest of all the presidents on attaining office, and he died a month after his inauguration. The next oldeat was Buchanan. Possibly, had he been 46 or 66 on attaining office, Instead of 66, be would have done more to uphold the government In the days between the South Carolina secession, In the latter part of December, I860, and his own retirement. two and a half months later, than he at tempted. Tbe next oldest, Taylor, died when a year and a third in offtce. Harrison and Taylor wire the only presidents who died natural deaths during their terms. Mr, Roosevelt was the youngest of ths country's presidents, and next to him In order stood Orant, Cleveland, Garfield and Pierce. Undoubtedly Roosevelt's youthful ness accounts for much of the vigor, the promptness, Initiative, the resourceful ness and the dash of his administration. It aocounta also for much of his personal popularity. These are days when young men have the call on the big prises el j pontic. j ERMOJS BOILED DOWN. Flattery makes no friends. Soft soap washes no hearts. Looking at sin leads to loving It. Love Is never afraid of overwork. It doesn't take any grit to grumble. The angry man always lashes himself. Religion for reward would be sin for a raise. A bed of roees soon wears down to the thorns. The sure sign of a fool Is that he forget bis folly. ' Nothing enriches the world more than a happy face. He who dwells on his troubles always dwells In them. Toa never loss any of your sorrow by shedding sour looks. A warm handshake may do more good than a cold handout One realises the Impotence ef money when he tries to bay love. Tour conscience must be a light to you, but It cannot be a law to others. Men who have an evil habit to hide gen erally cache It away In an Incubator. The man who goes "Into a thing with a welled head always comes out with a sore one. It's no use bragging of your ancestors unless tbey would feel like returning the compliment. Charity Is more than dropping; a crust In the slot In the expectation of drawing out a three-layer cake. Chicago Tribune. CHRISTMAS CHEER. "I understood your husband wa to give a stag dinner party thla evening." remarked the tlgrese. "It'a off." replied the lioness. "He didn't succeed In catching the stag." Philadel phia Preaay Rreathleasly the young man who had de clared himself stood over her, awaiting his answer. Freathlesaly yet Is was better so. He was chewing a clove Chicago Tri bune. "I thought I had discovered an original Idea In shopping when I went down town Immediately after a 7 o'clock breakfast yes terday morning." "Well?" "Well, I found that at least 10,000 shop pers had thouKht of the very same thing." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Daddy, did you tell mother when yon waa courting her that you couldn't live without her?" "Maybe I did, my boy. I was young and foolish then. I know better now." Cleve land Plain Dealer. "It's fact that the only secret a woman can keep Is her age." "And there you're wrong. That lan't a secret. She only thinks it Is." Cleveland Leader. Ths young woman had just oald no. "Have you ever been rejected before, Mr. Huddleston?" she asked, sympathlslngly, and almost tenderly. "Once," he said, a spasm of pain contort Redid this letter again. It has a striking interest now. How uncertain is the thread of life. "Sight Draft at Maturity" is no misnomer. Of five companies the first to pay. I!!5 Merchants National Bank OF OMAHA, MEB. United States Depository Capital and Surplus $600,000. FRANK MTTRPHT, President. i BEN B. WOOD, ' Vice President. i LUTHER DRAKE, Caahler. v ,? chhrLTO Omaha, Neb., July 8, 1904. H. D. Neely, Manager, Equitable Life Assurance Society, Omaha, Neb. Dear Sir: I have received from you draft of the Equitable Life Assurance Society of the U. S. in the sum of Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000) on account of policy on life of Ben B. Wood. Of five policies in five different com panies this is the first payment to the estate. Yours truly, THE STRONQEST IN THB WORLD" THE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY Or THS UNITED STATES HBKRY M. HYDE, reenter. 120 BROAD WAV, NEW YORK JAMBS W. ALEXANDER, Pre. II. D. NEELY, Mgr. for Nebraska Mesekaats Hatleaal Bask Belldle;. WM. HENRY BROWN, Caahler. 9. SU ELSON sa B. S. S TRUSTER, Oeaeral Arts., Oi B. H. LOIQHRIDGE, Oeaeral At, LUeola. JOB KLEIN, Oeaeral A.eat, Llaeola. ing his features at the recollection. "By life Insurance company. I tell you It hurt that time!" Chicago Tribune. "Well-er it seems." satd Mr. Btaylate. at length. "tht I've exhausted ail the subjects of conversation." "How modeat of you, Mr. Btaylate." re piled the weary girl; "you've exhausted more than that." Philadelphia Prees. 'My wife wants to give sway everything we've got at Chrlntmas time." "Thars unfortunate." , "I should aay It Is. Why, only last night I cams home and told her an Important Secret. What did she do? Went right over to our next door neighbor and gave It away." Cleveland Plain Dealer. MERRY CHRISTMAS. William J. Lampton. Oh, say. Everybody get gay, It' Christmas down your way; Christmas, The glad time of the yearj And If there a tear Christmas, When all the world's a-cheerj And If ther a tear Tou must dry It. And If there s a sorrow and ear You must put H away For some other day When Christmas la not In the air. Tou can't? Tou won't? Oh, don't Talk thatwayl . Just say You will, And the ill will grow lees In Its bitterness. And the better will come to Mesa Perhaps you are rich and unhappy? Well, say, did you ever try To see for a minute at Christmas The happiness money will buy? Who says money won't buy happiness? Now you Just try A lot of it on the poor and see. Oea. They'll feel bully, And think you are It And you'll feel a bit . , More comfy and Christmassy yourself. Perhaps you are poor and unable? ! Well, try right hard to forget How poor you are by thinking Of those who are poorer yet; And do what vou c" - "heerful. If only to smile and to sing.' 1 For a whole heap oi iv.iiFurt often May come from a little thing. Thank God It Is only the fewest Who have nothing to give or to get And most of you ought to be happy In knowing you are not there yet. At least you might feel that way For one day In the year And give the Christmas cheer A chance to lift your burden. And make your weary load Less heavy on your Journey Along the thorny road. Gee whls, . Yours Is not the only burden that la. Oh, aay, Break away. Drop the weight of your riches And your eares of poverty. And. if not aa merry as the merriest Be as merry as you can be. Oct down on the around with the children Forget you are women and men. Get into the push with Jolly Old Kris And you'll feel a sight better then. Indeed, you will. And here's a merry Christmas For the great onea and the small; ' Reach up and reach down, Each way lies the crown, Good will and good cheer for us alt Administrator. JAMEa H. HYDE, Tlee-Pres. : I I she i i ' jrmr-ewr