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The man who left his Christmas pur chases to the very last day will now rush to the front Ruaslan warriors atill. have twelve days to prepare a victory as a Christinas present for the czar. King Peter has abolished the freedom of the press In Servla. A new revolu tion must be about due. London reports Its fog as disappearing. The residents of that city must now be able to see their street lights. The abolition of lund btnces by opera tion of law Is another evidence that the '"frontier" has long slpce passed the western line of Nebraska; ' Judge Sears wants It distinctly un derstood that he holds, the paid legis lative lobbyist In contempt, even though lie does not cite him for contempt Mrs. Chadwlck. says she will not talk of her husband's Indictment which would Indicate that she la much more discreet than some of the bankers she fooled. In recommending a new court-martial for Captain Dreyfus the French attorney 'general evidently desires that the world shall not be permitted to forget his coun try's1 disgrace. If the railroads would pay their Just proportion of municipal taxes In Omahn the city tax levy could be reduced by 2 mills and property , values would go up at least 20 per cent flo many candidates are out for the office now held by Senator Quarles of Wisconsin that legislators can pick al most any degree bf "reformer" they de; sire when the- voting time comes. , Those Japanese shirrs In he neighbor hood of the Straits settlement should be cautious, as they might be mistaken for fishing boats by the Russians, and then there Is no telling what might not bap pen. .Qjuahft's. Jong .felt want has been a firwt-clahs, fire-proof hotel, and with a long pull, a strong pull, and a pull alto gether, as they say at sea, hat long felt want will be gratified during the coming year. The report of the New York grand Jury on the alleged corrupt use of money at Albany may be a valuable, tip to. In experienced legislators who desire to lose no time in connecting with "the perquisites of office." Arizona and New Mexico., might not be so adverse to being Joined in state hood were they sure of the law govern ing divorce in such cases; but there is much doubt as to the process which will bring final separation. France finds a deplorable condition existing in Morocco and n English offi cer -Just returned says everything is sat isfactory. It depends much upon which side of tbo channel the observer stands when he looks toward Africa, . It is doubtless true that the great ma jority of thq members of the Civic Fed eration are acting lu the best of good faith, but some things done by their officers and hired attorneys Indicate de cidedly bad faith on their parts. Now that he hearing of the charges against Chief of Police Donahue has been concluded, it Is to be hoped the police- board will find time to fake into consideration the suggestions, for practi cal reform of the police government made by The Bee. General Kouropatkln saya he saw a Japanese soldier with front-bitten feet. The general is evidently not making it ai hot for the enemy as the occasion warrants. Tb common understanding, however, U that it is In another sort of .game that the participants get cold feet WHERE rCBLICrtt WOtLD'fiEBXE 1 Recent demoralization In the stock market largely due to the attack on cer tain securities of single, individual, has called attention not only to methods In the market which are disreputable, but also to the benefit that would result If all corporations were required to give the public knowledge of their affairs. In the long run there will never be either stability or security in the operations in corporation securities until either by a federal law or the action of the Stock ex change Itself "opportunities for the spec ulator without scruples and with ability are eliminated by requiring publicity of all corporations. Most of those that are sound give this publicity now, realizing its value in winning a public confidence, but the great majority let the public know as little as possible nlxnit their condition and nre thus vulnerable to raids which demoralize the general bodv of values. Does it pay even for Wall street to have conditions which conduce to this, necessarily creating more or less apprehension throughout financial cir cles and disturbing, If not actually en dangerlng, the general business of the country? No such commotion as has recently been experienced in the stock market could have occurred if every corporation whose securities are listed on the Stock exchange gave publicity to its financial condition. The New York Journal of Commerce observes that much of the Iniquity which gives a bed name to stock exchange operations has Its source In the existence of stocks that have.no certain or calcul able value. Any huge corporation with an inflated capitalisation, based upon representations of resources and pros pects that are not well founded and can not be verified, which makes no nuthen tlcated disclosures of Its assets and lia bilities, or of the practical details and methods of its business, is n pernicious factor in the stock market and no stand ing ought to be given to its so-called se curities on the exchange. That paper urges that if New York is to be a flnan clal center to which investors of capital will resort for opportunities, and to which this country and other countries can look for the gauge of values in American securities, "the Slock ex change must become the scene of legiti mate dealings and honorable - methods and not gain the repute of serving the ends ,of uneonsciouable plunderers and manipulators, who rig the market and fleece the unwary by false representa tions or crafty devices for working upon the hopes and fears of their victims." It is not to be doubted that this condition can be corrected if the Stock exchange will refuse to recogniee the securities of corporations that make no authenticated disclosures of their assets and liabilities, or of the practical details and methods of their business Publicity would prove an effective check to raids on the part of unconscionable plungers -and manipu lators. FAVOR A TRIBUNAL. Some of the more prominent of the eastern railroad presidents who have expressed themselves In regard to pro posed interstate commerce legislation while opposed to giving the commission power to regulate rates are inclined to favor an interstate commerce tribunal. One of them said that legislation sug gested looking to the establishment of such a tribunal, the members of which should be appointed for life, "would be fair to the railroads and would not be seriously opposed by them." There is no doubt that the more care fully the proposition to create such a court is considered the stronger will be come the conviction as to the wisdom and expediency of establishing it. If it be admitted that congress has the con stitutional authority to create such a tribunal, and we are not aware that this is questioned, there is not a valid reason agftlnst It So fur as the railroads are concerned it would seem that they would welcome a court of that character, from which they would be assured not only of fair treatment but also of a quick determination of all matters presented to it a consideration quite as Important to the corporations as to the public. It is quite evident that the trend of opinion is strongly toward a distinct interstate commerce court with exclusive Jurisdic tion in all cases of violations of the in terstate commerce law. KEEPING DOHA EXPENSES. It appears to be quite definitely deter mined that appropriations for the ex penses of the government shall be kept down to the lowest point consistent with efficiency lu the , public service. The pressure for a river and harbor bill is said to be very strong, but the impres sion is that river and harbor appropria tions for this year may have tobe con fined to an emergency bill, such as was passed last session and which will carry only sufficient to keep Important projects from deteriorating. It is also said that the elimination of a public building bill Is probable. A large reduction in naval estimates also seems to be assured. The large nuniber of members bf the house interested in river and harbor work and in the erection of public buildings in their districts are not disposed to submit quietly to economy in these lines of gov ernment work; while increased appro priations are asked for the navy. Senator. Allison, chairman of the sen ate committee on appropriations, and Speaker Cunnon are both on record in favor of keeping down expenses, so as to bring them within the estimated receipts of the government for the next fiscal year, and it is believed that a majority of the republicans in both houses concur in this view. It also has the approval of the administration, the president In his message having urged that constant care should be taken to guar against unnecessary Increase of the ordinary ex penses of government. ."The cost of doing government business," he said, "should be regulated with the same rigid scrutiny as the cost of doing a private business." This sound principle can be observed by congress without being par jilmonloua, Tina country does not expect or desire a parlng-down policy that would impair the efficiency of the public service, but the wisdom of keeping ex penditures within the estimated receipts will not be questioned. A TIM ELTA DMOSlTlOS- Judge Sears hits Uie nail squarely on the head when he admonishes the in coming legislature not to heed the cry of "rass the appropriation bills and ad Journ." To pass appropriation bills and adjourn would be simply running away from pressing duties and grave respon sibllities. The coming legislature will be In position to render the state Inval uable service by making searching in quiry into the management of the state's finances, the sources of the state's rev enues, the unavoidable expenditures for the maintenance of state government and state-institutions, and the avoidable expenditures and leakages. The task is by no means an easy one and cannot be efficiently performed in a few days. The election of a legislature more than nine-tenths republican does not neces sarily mean that the people of Nebraska do not keenly feel the burden of taxa tion or the burden of public debt. The overwhelming majority in the legislature is rather to be Interpreted as a popular expression of confidence and trust that the republican party will endeavor to right whatever may be wrong, to rectify abuses and devise measures that will check extravagance and prevent pecula tion, embezzlement and wastefulness in all branches of government state, county, municipal and-echool district as well. First and foremost of all, precaution ary measures should be taken for the better safeguarding of public funds, and especially funds dedicated to popular education in public schools, normal schools and universities. The repeated failure of constitutional amendments de signed to make the investmenb of public school funds more remunerative and at the same time fully as safe as they now are, should not deter the incoming leg islature from formulating and submit ting constitutional amendments of the same character as well as other amend ments that will make the executive and Judicial deportments conform to the ex isting conditions and enlarged demands of the state. Our present constitution is a strait acket and something decisive must be done in the very near future to loosen the organic law where it is too tight. In the meantime a more rigid compliance with constitutional provisions and limi tations should be enforced. The best way to' get a defective constitution amended is to try to live up to it, even if enforcement creates serious friction and inconvenience. Had this been done within the past two decades the consti tution would have long since been re vised either by direct amendment or the framing of an entirely new constitution. It goes without saying that-fhe com ing legislature will be compelled not only to grapple with the problems of inn k Inn the state government self- sustaining without Increasing the state's debt, but that many measures affecting the farmer, the business man and the working man in their mutual relations will have to be disposed of rationally and to the best interests of their con stituents. To rush things headlong with out serious consideration in order to ex pedite appropriations and adjourn would in the end prove more costly than a full sixty-day session spent In diligent and intelligent effort to give the people the most snlntary laws that can be enacted to meet the public wants and remedy existing evils. Business property and, for that mat ter, all other classes of real estate in Omaha, is cheaper than in any other city of equal population and of equal commercial Importance., The consensus of opinion is that high taxes are tho primary cause. Remove the cause and property values will naturally rise pro portionately. According to. the Associated Press computation, the democrats, or rather the fuslonlsts, lost B2.137 votes in Ne braska this year, as compared with the vote for Bryan four years ago, while the republicans gained lrt,723 votes. What became of the 45,514 lost fuslon lsts? Will they ever be found? The city physician of South Omaha recommends a thorough inspection of the public schools of the Magic city with a view to safeguarding children against scarlet fever and other forms of con tagious disease. .The Omaha public schools also need inspection by health officers. " As usual, the Holt county bank wreckers lnslsj that their troubles are the result solely of too confiding trust in borrowing friends to misfortune rather than crime. But why, then, did they run away when the time came for the lid to be taken off? "Every dollar of back taxes should mean one dollar less to ne raiseu next year," exclaims tne Beatrice express. It should, but it doesn't. The back taxes have all been spent long ago and some of the taxes yet to be levied as well. Cold Comfort for Dupes. hi. 1ju1s Globe-Democrat. Victims of the Humbert swindle In Paris will realise only I cents on the dollar. Not much comfort In this for the frassled financiers of Oberltn. Safety Coupler Mack Heeded. Washington Post. The supreme court has decided that ralM roads must generally adopt the safety couplers. The crying need la for safety coupler that will hitch the senate to the railway rebate bill without serious cas ualties. ' Lwto Ilia Metal. .Chicago Chronicle. , Thomas Lawson's latest "sensations" are that an attempt has been msde to poison him and that there are persons who Intend to shoot him. It Is only parenthetically and Incidentally that be Informs the public that he has for sale the cheapeat and best )o( of eopper stock la Lbs world. OTHER LA3D9 THW Ol'Ri. Germany undoubtedly ranks la effective fighting strength as the most formidable military power of the world, but the con tlnued deficits In the Imperial budgets and the enormous cost of modern armies on War basis must be taken Into consideration as a material offset to the showing made by statistics of men In arms or trained an available for service. Within a fortnight the German finance minister Informed the Reichstag that the government would be forced not only to !isue treasury notes to or beyond the present Hmlt permitted by law, but to raise a new loan of $73,250,000 to pay war expenses In Africa and meet ac cumulated deficits. He also warned th Parliament that at the present rate of pen sion expenditures the Invested funds for this purpose would be exhausted In fiv yefcrs, and spoke of the prospect of meetln this drain out of the treasury as a "flnan clal calamity." A military financier. Colo nel von Renauld, ha estimated that It would cost Germany more than 15.360,000.000 to mobilise the full strength of her armies for one year, taking the expense of th Franco-German war as a basis. This au thority assumes that Germany could not begin to raise such a sum not even half of It and while these statements are advanced as part of a plea for the amendment or re peal of the state bourse law, they Indicate that the "mobilisation of finance" la an even more serious problem than the mobll Uatlon of men. Colonel von Renauld takes the ground that the bourse law would be a great danger to Germany In case of war, as It would prevent the sale of foreign se curities, except at a great loss, and so tie up capital which would be required for the defense of the empire. A motion recently Introduced Into the Australian legislature, to permit the en trance of Japanese Into the country, Is not generally supposed to have been made with serious Intent, but merely as a move on the political chess table. Australian authori ties in London say that the sentiment of the country Is as strong as ever against the admission of the Japanese, although the latter as the allies of England have stronger case now than ever they had be fore. The prejudice against Asiatics of ev ery dogree seams to be aa bitter as ever. An Australian official In London said the other day: "The original act was meant to save Australia from the Chinese, but the close Interpretation of Its clauses may be come mischievous in the future. The lalor party Is pushing the law to extremes, and the production Is reduced to that of white men only. That cannot go on Indefinitely, as Australia Is crying out for men. An un populated northern Australia Is dangerous to defense. Restricted admission of Japa nese might be allowed with advantage. The government has relaxed the law to admit Indians of recognized status; probably the merchants, students and travelers of Japan could have the same privilege. But, of course. Immigration must have elaborate restrictions for every color." A Russian naval critic has been discuss ing the possibility of Russia recovering the command of the sea, an eventuality of which he sees very little probability. Since he wrote his article the Port Arthur fleet has been knocked to pieces, but this fact does not affect hie argument, as he never calculated on Its being able to offer the Pacific squadron any substantial aid. Nor does he believe that the Vladivostok squa dron will be able to offer material help to Admiral Rojestvensky. The latter, he con cludes, must rely upon his resources, which are not by any means equal to the task of defeating Admiral Togo. The value of the opposing battle fleets. Including u.-mored cruisers, he estimates numerically at 612 to S34 In favoi; of Japan, his calculation being Dased on a comparison between their fight ing qualities l-rftSpect of speed, armament and defensive ,wmor. Even If Admiral Togo should find It necessary to detach four armored cruisers to Intercept the Vlad ivostok squadron, which he considers Im probable, the value of his fleet might still, he calculates, be stated as 461. thus leav ing a considerable balance In his favor. The superiority of the Japanese In protected cruisers and in torpedo craft of all kinds he regards as too great for any compari son to be Instituted. Before long- the Anglo-Egyptian Sudan will have a railroad connecting the Nile with the Red sea, and giving that vast In land region the short cut to the ocean that is Imperatively demanded by Its growing commercial interest. About thirty miles of track have been laid eastward from' the confluence of the Nile and Atbora rivers; and at the port of Suakln a large force Is grappling with the chief difficulties to be found on the route, tho cutting of the road bed across the coast mountains. The enter prise Is thus In jfull swing at both ends of the line. Over , twenty years ago it was thought that this railroad would be pushed through to the Nile as a military necessity. What was wanted was a rail route from the Red sea to Berber, a little north of the At bara'a mouth, so that troops and supplies might quickly be carried within easy reach of Omdurman, where the Mahdist power might be attacked In Its greatest center. A large amount of railroad material was landed at Suakln and in a short time mili tary trains were running a few miles In land to Otao. But the task waa too dif ficult with Mahdist forces swarming on every side. For months there had been hard fighting In the region around Suakin. The Anglo-Egyptian forces never got a firm foothold in this region, through which, the caravan route between Suukln and Berber passes, till Kitchener went up the Nile and captured the Mahdist capital. The railroad project was abandoned and never revived until recently. The appointment of Rear Admiral Four tiler as a member of the International com mission of Inquiry Into Admiral Rojestven sky's performance on the Dogger bank is regarded as a recognition by the French government of the fact that the represen tative of France will occupy a delicate po sition, requiring diplomats as well as tech nical skill. Rear Admiral Foumler'a tact was conspicuously shown In 1884. when France had to obtain from China the re nunciation of her pretensions over Tongklng Commandant Fournler, as he was then was pitted against U Hung Chang, and yet he returned with a treaty in his pocket which completely satisfied his government. Later he was placed In command of the French naval division In the far east, a position W.h!h if Jnly ,eft t0 take the direction of the Higher Naval school. He hae passed from one maritime prefecture to another Interrupting his administrative work ashore wy Ifll0d' 0t "ea e"'ice. Recently he has been on a tour of Inspection of the French North African naval bases. Rear Admiral Fournler Is the author of a valu able work, "Cyclones and Typhoons." and the Inventor of an instrument for the reg. ulatlon of ships' compasses. Great Naval Court. Cleveland Leader, s There are fine feathers In Paris, whert the mighty admirals are gathering for consultation over the bad break made by the Russian fleet In the North sea. We may be sure that in accordance with tra dition and custom there will be a plethora of politeness aroupd the consulting board. Admirals must be diplomats or failures! The exigencies of their profession require the highest exercise of tact. At the same time, brains cleared by battling the breaxes of the main are apt to be clear brains, especially when brought to bear upon the subjei ts with which they are rofsslonaJlv wU fcco.iuUated, Made M M Mad POLITICAL DIUFT. Governor Odell of New Tork Is vigorously shaking the peach tree and fears are en tertained that our Chauncey will fall. Governor Van Sant of Minnesota Is driv ing spikes in the senatorial coffin of Moses E. Clapp. Moses Is moselng around for re-election. Governor-elect Folk of Missouri has cut out all the pomp and circumstance of nauguratlon. Simplicity and dignity will mark the ceremony at Jefferson City. John R. McLean, editor of the Cincinnati Enquirer, announces that his paper will henceforth cease . to be a democratic organ, as he Is not In sympathy with either Bryanlsm or Parkertsm. Charles J. Bonaparte, the only republican elector successful In Maryland at the last election, will Journey to Annapolis shortly with his seven democratic colleagues and cast his vote for Theodore Roosevelt for president of the T'nlted States. , A bunch of rude reformers In St. Louis have resolved to cut loose from the But lers and lift the democracy of the town beyond the odors of a garbage contract. The move is agreeable to the Butlers, who have more urgent troubles to look after, especially the trouble of dodging the peni tentiary. The spectacle of Senator Thomas Collier Piatt hustling around trying to save the neck of his senatorial partner from the political guillotine of his former private secretary Is one calculated to make others than angels weep. The erstwhile "easy boss" makes a sorry showing chasing vanished power. Judge E. F. Dunne la the latest "men tioned" for mayor of Chicago. Mr. Dunne has several advantages over other aspir ants. Besides being a Jurist of eminence and high character, he could command the services of his namesake, the philoso pher of Archey road, and he and Hennessy would lend considerable gaiety to the cam paign. Chauncey Depew speaks the language of confidence when discussing his chances of re-election to the renate. "Of course noth ing is absolutely sure except death," says he. "I have found, however, that when felt the greatest anxiety, I had the least cause for such sentiments. There Is al ways a deal of talk preceding the as- emblage of a legislature that has a nlted States senator to elect. '. Experience teaches me not to worry. I take the 'sunny tde' of life .exactly as I had to accept the unny side of birth. I wasn't consulted about my birth. I might have had opinions about the matter different from other peo ple If I had been asked to. So shall I take the sunny side of this senatorial mat ter. And when the last call comes there will not be any difficulty In finding me. because I thall be walking on the sunny side of the highway of existence." CAISB OF RAILROAD WRECKS. Locomotives Too Heavy for the Average Roadbed. Frederick U. Adams In Success. I will make a statement which will be challenged, but which can not be disproved. The abnormally heavy locomotive, now the standard on American railroads. Is the positive cause of a large percentage of rail road accidents, moat of which are charged against other factors of equipment or service. The erase for powerful locomo tives set in about 1878. Prior to that time the average locomotive weighed from twenty-five to fifty tons. Our roads were planned for engines of this type and weight. The rails, switches, bridges, viaducts, and other features were in conformity ' to the medium weight locomotive. It was dis covered that there was an economy in big freight engines, hauling a large number of oars, and thereby doing sway with train men. It was also discovered that the greatest source of safety In case of the inevitable collisions was a car so solidly constructed that It would smash through weaker ones. To haul these heavy cars at high speed required engines of Increased else. The mechanical world was surprised when the seventy-ton locomotive was announced. Then It went to eighty, then to ninety, and there was much acclaim when the 100 ton mor.ster was turned out of the shops. A passenger locomotive which does not weigh 100 tons Is now considered out of date. To meet the terrific Impact of these monsters, the slse of the rails has been slightly in creased, but we still hold them to the ties by the primitive method of spiking them From ade From Grapes Made From Grapes iM Mil "J mtm pis Made From Grapes ade From Grapes eFrom PRICt BAKING POWDER CO., CHICAGO. down. What Is the consequence? The rails spread on a curve, and sometimes on a straight piece of track, and a disastrous creased at an alarming rate. It Is an open secret that hundreds of ac cidents are charged against misplaced switches when the cause should read "rip-ped-up switches." It seems Impossible to construct Interlocking switches which are safe against the well-.nigh resistless Im pact of 100 or more tons of metals hurled forward at a speed of seventy miles an hour. The tracks and switches are too weak for the locomotives. There Is no doubt In the world about it. There Is not a railroad main the country who does not know that this statement Is absolutely true. CHEERY CHAFF. Kelly Con Cooney wor pinched this arinernoon for lntlmidatln' a strike DreaKer. Welch Ye don' tell me? An' phwat ynea oeiween tnimr Kelly Wan brick. Puck. "Now, there was my Aunt Phllenda Pine," rumlnatlngly remarked the Old Cod ger. "She was such a careful, painstaking woman, with a nice little knot of hair like a horse chestnut on the back of her head, that when little Oscar had the measles she counted em." Puck. Soubrette What, do you paint your eye- uniwv, loo; Prima Donna No, I draw the line there, Cleveland Leader. The accused banker started to his feet. "It Is false!" he cried, "as heaven Is my witness!" "Hn any such witness been subpoenaed for the defense?" naked the Judge. "If not, the evidence is not admitted." Cleveland Leader. "You didn't go to church last Sunday." "No. I didn't have any money for the collection." "No?" "No, I didn't have anything less than a dime and there waa no place to get It changed. Philadelphia Press. "Bligglns' wife thinks he is the smartest man on earth." "No," answered Miss Cayenne. "She doesn't think so. She merely makes Bllg ains think she thinks so.' Washington Star. "Well, goodby! Let me see," said the gust,. a good fellow, but forgetful, "did I bring anything with me that I was to take away again?" "Nothing but your welcome," replied his host. Cleveland Leader. "Good night," said Mr. Staylate, finally breaking away. "I've enjoyed myself Im mensely. Now, next Sunday night I er expect to pass you house and "That will be nice. Good night!" said she. and shut the door. Philadelphia Ledger. "Are you going to make a fuss about a little thing like this?" asked the woman wh waa found shoplifting. "We are obliged to take action," an swered the proprietor of the department store. "Humph. You ought to be glad I'm not Mrs. Chadwlck." Washington Star. COAL WOOD COKE KINDLING We sell the best Ohio Cooking Coal-clean, hot, lasting. Rock Springs, Hanna, Sheridan, Walnut Block, Steam Coal. Best medium grade Is Illinois Nut $6; Egg and Lump $9.20. , For heaters and furnaces-Cherokee Nut $5.29; Lump $5. 5a A hot burner-Missouri Nutk large size $4.50; Lump $4.75. 8cranton-the best Pennsylvania Anthracite mined, Spadra-the hardest and cleanest Arkansas Anthracite. All ooal hand-screened end weighed over any city aoalee dealred. COUTANT & SQUIRES, '"WKlM. t"T CHRISTMAS WINES and LIQUORS J, FROM HI , MUST BE GOOD. 1309 FARNAM STREET. We give Green Trading Stamp. "Phone 124!. Prompt Delivery. FREE Christmas Souvenirs of value with every purchase Grapes Grapes A CHILD'S VISIOJf OF SANTA CLAia- you r Old Santa with beard so white; Who scrambles down the chimney In the stillness of the night? Who. comes with his snow-white hnrset Who comes, with his reindeer sled. Who comes In hi frosty mantle, While the children are In bed? I think last night I saw him Stnop down by the trundle bed, (When baby was praying for dollies) And listen to what she said. He flitted about the chamber. And went from chair to chair, As John and Jim and Rusle Were saying their Christinas praye.-. They prayed for carts and horses, For blocks and soldier men; They prayed that dear old Santa Might come from heaven again. And then I saw a tear-drop Fall on his frosty cheek; He stayed and watched beside us Till we were fast asleep. I heard a noise In the chimney, Though I was sound asleep I'm sure he filled the stockings 'Tls a secret I must keeo. Hurrah for Christmas mornlngl Hurrah for carts and sleds! Hurrah for beautiful dollies. All tucked In their trundle beds! I wonder If dear old Santa Went back to heaven again I wish he had left his horses For Jim's little, soldier men. But maybe It's always winter In the place where B.inta dwells! He'll need his sled and horses When they ring next Christmas bell But we must pray for Santa, He's getting old and gray: If he gets lost In the snowdrifts, There'll never be Christmas day! Then what will we do for dollies, For ribbons and funny things? Let's pray to God and the angels . To give old Santa wings. Angle F. Newman. Shattuck School Fairb&ult, Minnesota. Is recognized by Its patrons as the best boys' school In the west. In cli mate it Is without a rival. It Is also distinguished by the carefullness with which unworthy boys are excluded; the happy combination In right pro portion of the moral. Intellectual, ath letic and military training; the ex cellence of the Instruction and dis cipline; the personal care and train ing that fit a boy of character and ability to make his way In the world as few schools do.. Not a boy In at tendance who Is not Improving. A limited number can be admitted after Christmas. Every one must ba well recommended. Refer In Omaha to the Rev. T. J. Mackay. Address for cat alogue. REV. JAMES DOBBIN, D. D.. Red or. ER FREE a W SI