TflE OMAHA DAILY HEE: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1904. SBRfiaRSEBSKBSCEj RACING FREAKS OF FORTUNE Vightj Long Suets that Won Oat and Jarred Ptolroomi. T WAS JUST LIKE FINDING MONEY Baaeh of Stories Calenlated Stir Bportlaa; Blood Told la Wo Have Moved Our Entire SHOE DEPARTMENT From the Second Floor and PlacaJ all the fin rm T? fUl ftu i u uu tot Ml 1 !:! tha Ungo at th Tribe. "A friend of mine who wrltte play came to me tha other day and told me that he wanted me to do a little collaborating with him." said an experienced racing man. "When he unreeled what ha wanted of ma I got In willingly enough, for It looked kind of Interesting. He' a writing a horse racing play and he's making the hlg feature a poolroom aoena. What he wanted of me wa to get the poolroom color. "The work got me In a amoke dream over aome kinky call-offs that I've listened to In poolrooms the country over Hnce I first found out what past performances meant. ' "The bluest dump that I ever saw a whole roomful of men stand for hippened In a poolroom In Sausallto, across the bay from. San Francisco, seven or eight yeirs ago. It wasn't the biggest In the bundle lht all hands dropped though that was a hnp Item, too but tn the ornery way that the sklda were pulled from beneith tha bunch. "There Was a race at Louisville, In which the afterward famous Hanastar, then a 2-year-old, was booked to go for the first time. Tha tip on Hanastar was all over the country, and particularly strong on the coast. "There were about men In the room when tha first Una oame tn on that race, nnd when Hanastar was chalked up at ( to 1 they buffaloed each other to make tha ticket writing counters. The favorite In the race was a tried trick named Ban ished, that. Inter on, couldn't beat a hair In Banaatar's hide. Banished was a 4 to 5 thing. But the crowd was all fur the Ban as(ar soft money at 6 to 1. "I don't believe the room took In a 15 note on the favorite. But when post time came around the room stood to disconnect the. wires, turn off the electric fans, slap up the shutters and go right Into sudden and eternal liquidation In case Banastar copped. "And that's the way It was rlgg!d when tha key trouncer, a big man with a more leathery throat than Jack Adler owns, gave the They're off at Louisville' bawl. A Chance of Icene. "Banastar was leading all the way by four lengths, and when he was still four lengths In tha stretch the proprietor of the room' petulantly tossed a paper weight through tha glass door of his private office and growled at his manager that he could be hunting for ' motor man's work oh'the morrow. "The 800 chaps wha - had gone -to the Banastar twist-Up with all the rags nnd old Iron and bottles' coin they could dig were Just rolling on the floor, a lot of them, with the pure ecstasy of the slttm tion. Tne cautious ones - who hud to be shown were watching the mouth of the Inger-out us if he'd been a judge about to dish them out their sentences. "After Bannstur led into the stretch by four lengths the key stopped working for .a. few seconds. Then tha sounder got to .trilling agnln. " 'Winner, Banastar!' yelled the operator. J--.J' About half of the 800 started te box iind wrestle and Jump on each other's lints over the success of the great thing. But In the middle of all this they heurd the bull voice of the operator, who stood u. on his platform to give his lungs full play; '" 'Banished gets It by a Up!' he shouted. 'Banastar second!' "I've seen 'cm rolling out of the gate and toward home with a lot of the baby blue tint on their maps In my time, but I never saw 800 men curl up llko cuterplllurs before !A' grate fire llko those 800 did. It was the quickest transformation from rapture to gloom that ever came under my notice, and there's good reason why the recollection of It should stick along with me, for I had one to tho Banastar tip with the kitchen stove and the bath room oil cloth. Jarring tha Crowd. J'l went over from Cincinnati to Coving ton one to get a lift down on Billy Oliver's horse, Warrenton. It was a long distance raca on one of the Jcw York tracks. "Warrenton didn't look the winner on peper figures, but I had heard something and I decided to go to It with all the loose Junk then on me. When I made the Cov ington room I found that the whole push had tha Warrenton steer, but that didn't make It look any the worse, although It put a crimp in the price. "Warrenton was a 10 to 1 whls at the track, but ' the beat the Covington people would scrspe on the board, In view of the aU-hands-around tip, was 6 to 1. I took that with all the change I knew, and fig ured to put the room $3,000 to the worse on my own little ticket If Warrenton should connect. "The room shut down on Warrenton bets when the sheet writers had written 260,000 worth of the thing. The Covington room wag then one of the biggest In the country, StLouisFair Grand Prize AWARDED TO Walter Baker & Co.'s Chocolate c5Cocoa The Highest Award. ever mado In this Country lOOKtTttB THIS (AlaAaa yQ HIGHEST AWARDS H HO EUROPE and AMERICA A nw Ulutra4 rswlp book snt tr Walter Baker&Co.Ltd. X. U,i,j rio UiajCXUXXM, BUM. Tho I Li& A.VV ?fcA en's s3-50 Ladies' Turn and Uelt Men's Underwear Sale SPECIAL PURCHASE ne?tlrJlnJt"rvl'kea. lot" of d e,,8,, dnaVwear, fleece lined and ") ribbed-UAbEMtNTat 25c. Also wool ffovern ment shirts at. . JLoC Men's High Grade Underwear-Cooper'a, Wlnstcad and Roof Tivola TTn.lerwear-AU sizes f these popular brands of form Q a m fittin underwear7- at, garment VOC 10 Munalnit Union Underwear for Aten-The highest class underwear 1 FA A 4 PA ' mtta) ttnd the moBt comlortaOle uodorgarmeiim ever worn -at, suit. I jU 10 t,o but they knew when they had enouch of a good thing. "The operator hurled it at us that they were off when they key began to fuss, and named us the three cockroaches .that had sailed out to do the hading. Those three were atlll Juggling for the front at the quarter, when, after calling off their names, the operator made a morgue of the room ana a slub-stiff of me particularly,' by howling: " 'Warrenton was left at the post!" "The keno cracks thnt those Porkopolis players lot out of their systems over that announcement didn't aerva to get ma out of my atun. I was walking toward the poolroom door, .bubbling to myself Xbont shoemaker starters nnd barrier bulldozers and things Ilka that, when. With my hand on the knob to go out, I decided that I might as well wait a few seconds to find out the name of the winner, anyway. "I'll let you Hx up your own mental pastel of the kind of a mob there was In that Covington room when the operator, with a look of .nstonlshmont on his chart and a mouth all drawn sideways, called out: " 'Warrenton wins, easy, by four lengths!' "It was the high kite, instantly, for every man In tha room, but yet it seemed unbelievable. The operator himself didn't look as if he believed It. " 'Get that again!' the proprietor of the room bellowed at the operator. 'Cut out the dossing and get It right!' "The operator began to hammer his key, and In a minute he had the reply. - " 'It's all right,' he sung out. 'Warren ton wins. lie was left at the post at that and standing atlll turned the wrong way, but he snags by the four lengths.' "Nobody going out of that Covington room that afternoon looked as If he had ben made the Patsy except the proprietor of the plant. - Freak Mare Breaks the Bank, in a South Chicagq poolroom, nve or six years ago, I saw a red-headed natural born financier take a chance and stand to haul down a large thing or to accept a dtep dent on a twU that was going on several hundred miles away at the old Fair Grounds track in St. Louis.' "The town had been rocking with one pf those go-to-lt-the-tlrst-tlms-out tips on Tulla Fonso, a mare that spent her days Jogging around the. St. Louis tracks, and sik-h a crazy actor that during a great part of her career she was barred . In the betting. "There were about 1,W0 men packed la the huge South Chicago room on the day tho Tulla Fonso mare went after a long retirement, and when the chalk showed her to be a W-to-1 grab they all loped for the price until the books were tilled to the gun'ls end the room refused to take any more of It. When the shutdown came around the room stood to get at leaat q 75,(KJ guuge should the craiy mare connect first with the tape line. "She conneoted all right, but Immediately after the announcement of the result the operator gave the screech: " 'There's a kick on thut St. Loo race. Foul claimed against Tulla Fonso.' "The red-topped financier hadn't bet a dollar on the race. He was a noted hand book man, and still is. out in the big mud mug town, and a chance-taker from away back In the deep embowered. "He aaw the Tulla Fonao peopla ehrlvel Ing under ,Jhe announcement of the kick against her at the trac k, and 'ha aaw soma business. "They'll hand It to Tulla where she wears the throat-latch,' the bunch were saying to each other . She's a bum and a bug at the post and In the race and nrnh. ably she's knocked eight or ten hnr... down. Tulla's name Is glue.' "It sure looked that way. at that There was no reason for anybody familiar with the character and conduct of Tulla to im pose that If there had been any kind of of fence In a race Tulla hadn't been the of fender. But the red-headed hand-boo!: man was born with cowlicks, and he was stubborn. lie got up on a chair. "'AH of you fat heads and quit-easy gums that've got Tulla Fonso tickets that you're a-skeart of, listen to me. I'll give you half of what your pasteboards stand for, on the face of them, and stand for tha knockout myself If Tulla Is set back. Get busy.' "He was well known to every man In tha room as a fellow whose word was as good as his certified John Hancock, and they trampled on each other In rushing to where he stood on his chair. They passed their ticket up to him In bunches, and be waa Hen's Shoes next to tho To get you quickly acquainted with the new location we otter remarkable bargains Saturday Infants fancy white, pink and blue lid top pa tent j leather vamps, soft sole shoes . . and s400 Special Values in Ladies' Shoes at MADE BY OUR NEW YORK BUYER. Our resident buyer in New York made a fortunate purchase securing the entire Overstock of an underwear mill he bought thousands of men's winter undershirts and drawers at considerably less than it cost to manufacture them. We place on sale Sat urday all these good, warm, well made un derclothes at less than you were ever able to buy such garments for heretofore derby ribbed, silk fleece, plush back, ctc-a,il sizes, worth as high as $1.00 garment, at 35c-45c-50c still recording their names and the size of their tickets in his book and that moment standing to take down or lose about $20,000 on the split when the operator let out these chest notes: " 'Foul not allowed.' Tulla Fonso (a the one.' "Three or four years ago a rule that was new on' the California turf nnd that isn't allowed anywhere else in the world nil but cleaned out a number of the biggest poolrooms In Hot Springs. "A number of the no limit plungers down at the Springs had received, individual tips on the' old coast sprinter Yellow Tail. All the wires that reached the Hot RnrlnirQ high money players Instructed them not to go on Yellow Tall straight or place, but to unllmber on the thing for the limb posi tion. "Yellow Tail wasa 10, 4 and 2 skldder when the betting came along, and tens of thousands went down In the Hot Springs rooms for the horse to show. "'Yellow Tall wins!' sung out all the room operators at the finish of the race, an then tha big players were knocking their heads against the walls because thev had been advlaed to play the horse only on the branch or to connect with the third posi tion duff. , " 'Kick at Ongleslde," "ailed out the operator a moment later, 'and it's against Yellow Tall.' "Then the plungers who had gone to the Dr. Rowell horse did the fin shake with themselves over' the fact that they hadn't bet even more money on Yellow Tall. It looked all off with the old sprinter. " 'Yellow Tall Is disqualified,' chirruped the operator a little while later, and then the room proprietors and managers stood up on the counters and gave the glaij yell -they stood to be mangled a lot on the Yellow Tall horse to show and they couldn't hold themselves In. " 'Yellow Tall Is disqualified.' repeated the operator, 'and Is placed third.' "And that's the way It had happened. It was the new California disqualification rule put Into operation for the first time. Yel- w auji naa oniy interfered with the tw-j umer piaoea horses, and so he was only placed behind those two, which made him third. Instead of being punched down to the bottom of the fleld."-New York Bun. Philosophy' of Dyspeptic. A fish lays mAre eggs than a hen, and doesn't cackle about It, either. Lots of excuses are not worth the trouble It takes to make them. The unpardonable sin, In the eyes of a woman, la not to admire her. It must be over the telephone that evil communloatlona corrupt good manners. A family tree doesn't always bear the fruits of a man's Industry. Some people have no more use for the truth than a tramp- ha for a bathrobe.' A woman, never faints unless there Is a man around to catch her. There are men who wouldn't even pay a compliment without taking a receipt. Most of us don't care what happens so long as It doesn't happen to us. Bemember that sufficient unto the day Is the evil of yesterday. There Is no suoh thing as an idle rumor. It la always Industrious. The advantage of love In a cottage Is that there la no Janitor. ' Even the devil has little use for a hyrx. crlte. The natural bent of aome men ! about as straight as a corkscrew. - There's no use In trying to be a real bo hemlan unleaa you owe money. New York Tlmea Not go Basr aa it Seemed. He waa stopping at a Cleveland hotel and went down to the Union depot on an errand. There he met a man who seemed to want to be friendly, and after a bit the first one aald: "Tee, I am a total stranger here. I am almost without baggage, and yet they have let me run up a hotel bill of about 112. What la there to prevent me (from taking a train and Jitnplng the bill? I could be 100 miles away before they missed me." "Well, dunno," doubtfully other. replied the 'But don't you see how. easy It would ber "Y-e-a, It look klnd'o' 'easy, but don't you see I am tha hotel detective, and bar. Ing a suspicion that you Intended to beat us I have been following you for the laat tw day." Chicago Newa. clothing Tho Ladies' ft n II imii t ill vj as kb II fits r I Enamel 0 Kid and $1.98 and Very Good . The best place to buy Men's Hats Brandeis Special Hats The best and most stylish hats that can be worn they have all that smart up-to-date style that young men like, and they will wear well and retain their stylish appearanc e the Brandeis hat is the only If 2 hat that C looks like a $5 hat and gives more J? 1 1 ... ,-4t, Sttm man yuui tuuiicjfo John B. Stetson latest winter style .49 hats everybody knows them, Boys' 50c Cloth Winter Caps plain Clp and fancy, your choice at each 1C NOVEL DODGES IN SMUGGLING Coffins Often Used to Clro inmnt spectors of 0uum3. la- HOW INSPECTORS GET THEIR TIPS Part at Porosis Plaster Played In Brlnajlno; la a Consignment of Dia monds Ibices a Favorite with Smnaalers. The old special agent with the grizzled muatacha took his cigar out of his mouth, regarded It critically for a moment, and then said slowly: "I'm, yes; I suppose they have all sorts of new tricks and are constantly devising others, and I don't doubt that they succeed In beating the customs house officers every now and then. But they don't seem to be doing anything spectacular Just now per haps they're uncaugbt aa yet. "You know, these people who make a business of smuggling, and I mean the peo ple who try to bring In thousands of dollars worth of things at a time, are as keen a a knife blade. They're not ordinary peo ple; they've got all the daring and inge nuity of the old-time successful cracksmen, and It takes a mighty good man ot get ahead of them. Sometimes the customs hoise people, even the special agents of the treasury, are dead up against It when It comes to dealing with this cool and.clever class of crooks. ' ','Now, Just let me give you an example of the astuteness ot one of them, at least. It will show you the sort of thing we had to deal with In the past. . "One day a cablegram reached the Treas ury department, signed with the name of a treasury agent In France, stating that a certain passenger on a certain steamer bound for New York had with htm about 50.0"0 worth of fine diamonds which he In tended to smuggle Into the country. A full description of the man accompanied the notification as well as a general description of the stone. The steamer and the state room occupied by the passenger were noted, and we were warned that he might attempt to change his appearance by removing his beard, which was full and pointed at the time the steamer aalled. "The most Interesting part of the mes sage was the statement that the passenger would probably have the gems concealed beneath a porous plaster spread across the mall of his back. Therefore we were not to listen to any of his protestations of In nocence, nor to his eagerness to have his baggage examined )n order to establish that Innocence. We were to take him Into his. stateroom and undress him and pull oft the plaster. "We had much amusement over the cable, gram and also at the new variation of an absurdly old device for smuggling, because time and time again dutiable things had been found wrapped In bandages which concealed supposed Injuries. We also pic tured the dismay of the man when we (hould get down to his kln, as it were. Aa Artist la Hie Craft. "In due season the steamer arrived, and with it the passenger against whom we had been warned. There he was, and he had actually reduced his beard to a pair of thin aide whiskers and removed his mous tache. We inquired and found that he had made no mention of diamonds upon the deo claratlon before the inspector. "Before he had a chance to get ashore one of the special agents went to him and quietly arked why he had not declared the diamonds he was bringing into the country. He Jumped aa If something had stung him, and then Just aa calmly stated that he had no diamonds, that we could go through hla baggage, his pockets, anything he had. He aid It was most reiatarkabta to accuse him of such a thing, but he did not fly Into a rage; he acted Just at any Innocent man would have acted under the clrcumatances. Then we knew we bad to do with a good 'un. "We wasted very little time over his bag gage, although he bustled around with tha keys at a great rate. One of the men finally aald to him that It waa useless to waate more time, and asked him to return to his stateroom for a somewhat more complete examlnalsoa. At this the passen ger railed a great protest, and declared It Shoos in the next aisle worn- ox Calf and Uici Snaps in Girls' and Boys' Shoes at SI.25, SI.39 nui m , . was outrageous to submit htm to such an Indignity. When we reached the room we asked him kindly to remove his clothing, saying nothing, however, about the pIuHter. By this time our man was at white heat. He said he had only come to the stateroom to avoid a scene cn dec!:, and he refused to take off his clothing. Then he was told he would have to be taken Into custody and would undoubtedly be seurched. "This further Infuriated him, and he be gan a long rigmarole about being an Amer ican citizen, with rights and all that aort of thing, and we stood around and waited until he hud finished. At last he cooled down a bit, and even laughed, saying that perhaps, after all, it was best to end the farce by submitting. But he begged one thing of us, and that was patience, be cause, he said, he had been suffering for a long time with a severe attack of rheu matism in his back, and it waa painful for him to get Into and out of hla clothing. He added that he had been able to obtain some relief from porous plasters, and that he never went about without one on his back. "About ten minutes 'later we got down to his skin, and there was the plaster, and not at all strange to relate, it was uneven and wrinkled, and quite lumpy in places. Just at this moment, the psychological mo ment. If there ever waa one, we acquainted him with the contents of the cablegram which had been received from the agent In France, and you should have seen the look that swept over his face. The rheumatism, apparently, doubled him up In a minute. He began to groan and protest, saying that he must refuse to have the plaster removed, but his protests did not avail him. We took off the plaster and, of course, found the gems arranged In a pretty pattern work beneath It. And I tell you, he must have suffered with his burden, because the stones were cut, and each one of them had made a hole In his back. "And that Is the story of our taking nf at leaat 250,000 worth of beautifully out stones from our wily friend," What Lay Behind. The old man paused again and again, looked a the end of hla now unllghted cigar. Slowly he drew a match from his pocket and lighted It. As he puffed away, he said: "But that Itn't quite all. Here's the beat part of tha story. We took the Jew els, wrapped th;in carefully In a hand kerchief, and went away, very proud of tl e sagacity of the agent In Franc and of the case with which we had carried out our p&rt of the program. We took the Jewels to the custom house and puff and puff when they were examined puff it was found puff puff that they were I puff glass." j The narrator cocked his eye at ua and repeated; "Yea, glass. And that wily per son with the plaster had sent us the cable gram hlmtelf, and brought in a trunk ful of things, because we had not looked at all carefully through his baggage. Now, what in the world could anyone do when he waa up against a crook like that oneT "Now, doesn't that give you sums lde of the people with whom we have to dealT There are lot of crooks Just as clever as that one, and they're lying awake nights studying out devices by which to get ahead of the customs' authorities. It wasn't so very long ago that we discov ered a very protty little scheme by which the government had been losing thousinds of dollars of duties. It was In tha Impor tation of rare and costly laces from Franoe, and It' somewhat unpleasant. "A rather careful tab had been kept upon the lace branch of the smuggling business, but It was found that many thousands of dollars worth of valuable pieces wers coming In under the very noses of the officials. And at last the method was found out by the horrible pro cess of opening a dead body which had been shipped to this country to a small town In the west. Concealtd In the body was a hermetically sealed, cai.la er, and Inside this were found pieces of lace wo th at least 215,000. You see, the smuggl r. aa we afterwards discovered, had aevcral times purchased the bodUa of the dead In Paris, paying 80 francs for them, and within them hud placed tin canisters con taining the laces. The bodies were regu larly shipped with death certificates' and all complete, and Consigned to obscuie per sons In out-of-the-way place In this coun try, ostensibly the bodies of relatives who had passed away abroad, and were being sent home for burial In the family plot. The Boys' and Girls' S3,$4&$5 Slippers at SI Ladies' Sample F Slippers size 4 r B worth up to f ve dollars a pair (id Uelt Sole Boys S Sweaters 4?c Every boy wants a sweater they have advantages that every boy knows of mother realizes in tune we A offer Saturday hundreds of Xll fancy wool sweaters, all col- ors not one worth less than jl (1.00 at, each Mens 50c Silk Neckwear at 15c Here are the new winter style neckties made in the latest style of silk material buy tl (JJ your winter neckwear at a third the jll price you usually pay, tomorrow, each v Men's new styles in negligee shirts at 49c and 75c Good new negligee ehirtB every one a late and pretty pat- AQp 7 C tern, all sires, will give good wear, worth up to 1.50, at vv Men's highest grade winter shirts Stiff bosom winter shlrtsin the latest patterns lor well dressed men attached QQp 4q $2 or detached cuffs worth up to $3-at 'ut f It was scarcely reasonable to suspect that smuggling would be attempted In such a way, and, Indeed, It waa a long; time be fore the authorltlea got track of It. Women and the Customs. "Smuggling Is a peculiar thing," he con tinued, meditatively, nnd it nppeals par ticularly to women. There are many women, at least there were, who used to give the customs authorltlea no end of tiouble. They were Ingenious, too, and whenever we found a woman, one we al ready suspected, the possessor of a small dog, our suspicions were greatly strength ened. It Is o fact that these women used to make use of the dogs to bring dutiable things into the country. Diamonds and the like were not Infrequently found attached to the collar of a pet, and there Is a story that one woman had an extra hide on her small dog covering Its back, and also many yards of jace. Hollow toilet articles, brushes and looking-glasses with false backs, even tooth brushes with the handles hollowed out, have been found. "And there's another peculiar thing about the relationship between women and smug gling, Women who are the soul of recti tude In all other things will not hesitate to evade the law when It comes to smug gling. For some reason or other they do not consider smuggling dishonest, but rather as an exciting sort of game to play. Every woman who goes to Europe spends hours of her preparation to return In de vising means of bringing things in without paying duty. She sees absolutely nothing wrong in wrapping laces around herself, and then putting on a Jacket to hide them, and aa for gloves and stockings, why, she la as disappointed as can be because she can get orr only three pairs of thin silk stockings and squeeze her foot Into Its shoe, "Men are much more honest about the things they bring In, and not long ago I heard of a case In which a man humored this smuggling tendency In his daughter, but took good care that she should not be discovered evading the law. "HI daughter had purchased a valuable diamond necklace In London and announced her determination to bring It In without paying one penny of duty. There was no reason In tlie world why she should have chosen to do this, as her father was a very rich man and could have paid the duty without noting its absence from his bank account. But she wanted the exoltement, and her fe-ther agreed to let her have her own way. She brought the necklace In in a small bag which her father asked her to let htm hold for a moment or two, and It wo not for nearly a year that she found In the throat? That means hoarseness, sore throat, tonsillitis. . In the chest? Then bronV chitis, pneumonia, consumption. Do not let your cold settle. Break it up! Drive it out! Ask your doctor the best medicine for this. If be says Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, take it at once. If he has anything better, take that.) Ue r the O. lr O. . tewell. IUs Awe BwiUMtunrl t ATBB'I I AIR YlOOB-fof th kair. Alaa't aaJ'&trAiUU-A-fuf tae Mo. Shoes S 1 I Shane S9.25 sg.oo anrf sg.6o and $1.50. a hundred and every jt H J jJ out her father had declared the ornament and paid tha duty on It. At any rate, she had had her amusement." New York Even Ins Post. Carnegie's New Estate. Andrew Carnegle'a latest purchase, Ia park, In the south of England. Is the place on which the late Whltaker Wright squan dered millions when he waa In the height of hm speculative glory. It we his hobby during his years of opulence and Is re garded aa one of the most, mag nlfloent modern houses In the world. Thl may be credited when It Is remembered that the) purchase price to Mr. Caroegle I 23, 750,000. The house has many suites of reception rooms, a splendid palm garden and a ball room capable of accommodating several hundred persons. At the top of the house is an observatory containing one of the largest telescopes in England. Tha garden oost even more money than the house and are adorned with statues, pageda. summer houses and every device of. th landscape gardener's art. It is Mr. Car negie's intention to turn the place into a national , convalescent home, fot whloh purpose it is admirably fitted. . . . Annabel' Feelings. Mrs. Porter had married late In life, and married a rich man, after year of prudent scrimping and muoh care. "How does Annabel look?" asked en pt Mrs. Porter's old neighbors of another who had been visiting the brtde of a year, "Does she appear satisfied?" ' "Oh, yes, she's satisfied and happy and all that," said the old friend, slowly, "but you know folks can't get wonted to thing all of a sudden; and so there will come time now an' again when Annabel looks as if'th kettle was bllln' over and she was tied hand and foot so she couldn't get' to the stove. It's not for me to ay hw she feels." Youth's Companion. v Be Want Ad are til Beat Buslnes ;. 'l i .tlj.IJ Boosters. . Sentiment Shoved Aaldc. For some time' trolley cars have been running out from Cairo to the pyramid and we have become hardened to hearing the station agent at Joppa. shout: "All aboard for Jerusalem 1" So- perhaps , we should receive with stoicism the news that th olty council of Venice has bought eev eral electrlo launches for use on the Grand canal. Did not the pope the other day remark that if he were a little younger he would buy a bioycle, and is not a London company threatening to set up tamp mills at K"g. Solomon' mine? New York Press. MAKES YOU ACHE ALL ) OYER Ache all over? Feverish? Chilly? Just coming down with a hard cold? Where do you suppose it will settle? ' tTCR'a mi S For eoastlpatiea. VIk'g AGUg CUfcB tut ttiaUilA BB4 ( V