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SV.SHO l ao.r.oo 17 2O.O40 It 2W.170 19 ,350 20 21,4(H) tl Stt.OOO n 2,sno 23 80,8 OO 24 20,2.10 26 20.250 2 SH.OOO 27 2t.040 SS 2,HM 29 2II.BOO 90 UU.1UO tl 28.DOO Total 91S.040 Lisa unsold copies lo,OT5 Net total Kales..,. Daily averaga .... .' . IMtS.KIIft - st,aui QfcO. B. TZ8CHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 31t t day of October, 1904. (Seal) M. B. H UNGATE. Notary Public. The full of Port Arthur Is due again this week. Now for a tng-of-wnr between stand patters and the new deulers. the A special Thanksgiving prayer will be due from t lie owners of property abutting on the repaved Sixteenth street. Mr. Burkett says he ppent $425 in the campaign. Could he have foretold that legislative majority he might hnve saved the $I0(. The supgestlon Is made that a young man be appointed pension commissioner. This means that the veterans of the Spanish war think their time has come. Only 270 populist votes, all told, cast In Douglnu county. And Douglus county hits been regularly accorded more than a tenth of the delegates in state conven- lions. The zone of danger seems' to have changed from Port Arthur to Vienna, where the members of the Austrian par liament are making things interesting for the premier. The ceremonies at the unveiling of the tatue of Frederick the Great at Wash ington were of a nature to show that it wus the man and not the king who is honored by us. The strongest democratic protest against the nomination of Judge Tarker came from the Kentucky voting precinct which gnve a majority for Candidate Swallow at the late election. An estimate Just made of the effective trength of the Chinese army Is so low that it leaves room for suspicion that General Ma's force is doing duty with either the Japanese or Russians. '.' Colonel Tibbies is greatly disappointed that he did not draw ns many votes lu Nebraska as did Grandpa Davis. Give ns a straight a way, however, between the two and we will bet on Tibbies. Chattanooga proposes to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the close of the civil war in Wis with a world's fair. Where there is a will to have a celebra tion it is asy to find an anniversary. - . Yalo again defeats Harvard at foot ball. President Roosevelt would be justified in reconsidering that rumored Intention to become president of Har rard when his term at Washington ex pires. Charle M. Schwab is said to contem plate engaging in the manufacture of big tain s. He will probably show pref erence to naval guns, as they are closer to water than the batteries used by the army. Clark Howell of the Atlanta Journal Intimates that he would like to see the "solid south" divided between the po litical parties of the country but this may be only a bid for division in the north. This county cast fewer votes at the recent election than it did at the last preceding presidential election. The same condition, however, seems to have prevailed iu most of the cities of tho cuuutry. In his letter to Colonel Mosby Presi dent Roosevelt makes the statement that he is one-half southern. The fact that his grundftitlier was an officer in a Georgia regiment during the civil war will yet be used to explain the winning of Missouri. TL delegates to the conference of Jtenistvos found that while Prince Sria-topolk-Mlrsky waa willing to have them confer, like many another Russian fao totein, be wants them to talk about what be desires and what be thinks. Liber alism in Russia would look like ultra aoaaerTaUsin In any other country. ARBITRAL TRIBUNAL VFJTDQtS In a recent address Mr. Olney, former secretary of state, suggested the crea tion, for the settlement of differences between the United States and 'Great Britain, of a tribunal consisting of an equal number of national Judges, half chosen by one party and half by the other. How vital it is, he said, that such an arbitral tribunal should consist of Judges Is shown by a very recent in stance in which the lord chief Jnstlce o England saved the situation by colncld Ing with the views of his American col leagues and prevented a deadlock. Mr, Olney said that it is not sufficient that a dispute be settled by arbitration, nor even that it be settled right. It should lie so settled that the losing parties have a sufficient and adequate reason to be lieve that their side of the case has been fully and fairly considered and treated. To place in an arbitral tribunal persona privately or publicly pledged to one view of the case and so make It certain that If any decision Is right the decision can be only one way, may result In an award In favor of the party Indulging In the performance, but the victory so obtained might be worse than a defeat Is worse than a defeat If it leaves be hind it a people which should be friendly, but which Is alienated and ag grieved by it The basis of all true arbitration, de clared Mr. Olney, Is the confidence of the parties In each others' honesty of purpose and fairness of dealing. "You cannot Inflict a deadlier wound upon the cause of peace through International ar bltratlon than to shake that confidence: yet shaken it must be if a court of arbi tration that ought to be as judicial and impartial as the light of humanity will permit, is so treated In the make-up by one of the parties as to make any de cision against itself impossible." He said that to refuse arbitration may be Justifiable and is at nil events straight forward, but to consent to arbitration only In form, making It a sort of "heads I win and tails yon lose" affair, is un worthy of a self-respecting people and Is as base In policy ns it is indefensible in morals. Perhaps no one has given more care ful consideration to this subject than the eminent Massachusetts statesman, who was secretary of state in the second Cleveland administration and whose fa mous note in connection with the boun dary dispute between Great Britain and Venezuela brought about arbitration of the difficulty. Ills-suggestion of a per manent arbitral tribunal, consisting wholly of Judges, for the arbitration of disputes arising between this country and Great Britain, is therefore entitled to serious attention. It appears alto gether reasonable to assume that such a tribunal would command greater con fidence than one made up in the ordinary manner, composed of persons likely to be more or less prejudiced nnd there fore incapable of acting with perfect Im partiality. Undoubtedly such n tribunal as Mr. Olney suggested Is practicable and It Is a matter which ought to receive the serious consideration of the Ameri can and British governments. A CHANCE FOR MB- BE ROE. The Nebraska Independent, which as sumes to speak as the official organ of the populist party in this state, covers tho post mortem election statement, of the lute fusion candidate for governor with this caption: "George W. Berge He issues an address to the people of Nebraska Still believes that a pass Is a bribe." If, as his statement Indicates, he atlll believes that a pass is a bribe, here Is a chance for Mr. Berge. The chief obsta cle against which he had to combat as a candidate was that he was known only by his professions and not by his works. There are laws in this state against bribery and if a pass is a bribe the offer and acceptance of a pass constitutes a violation of the law. Mr. Berge is a lawyer and can flht his own buttles In the courts, whereas other citizens have to hire lawyers to flght for them. Why not have a test case whether a pass is a bribe and find out whether the present criminal laws do not reach this evil? Should there be a fear that such ac tion might be denounced as purely par tisan let it be prosecuted at the same time against a democratic official pass holder, a populist official pass bolder, as well as a republican official pass holder, for" there will be no difficulty in finding pass holders in office of all political per suasions. If we have tq wait for pass holding officials to institute these pro ceedings against themselves we will have to wait in vain. If Mr. Berge was In earnest in his de nunciation of the system of pass bribery and Is in earnest in his promise to con tinue to work for the reforms he has been advocating he will lose no time in making a practical move upon the cita del of pass bribery in official life. FOREST CONSER VATION. Among the resolutions udopted by the Nationul Irrigation congress is one urg ing an appropriation by the national legislature for forest planting on de nuded watershvHls, with the view of in creasing the value of streams still flow ing und renewing those which have dis appeared. A consolidation of all gov ernment forestry work In the Depart ment of Agriculture was also urged. In his letter to the congress President Roosevelt said that no interest is any lodger independent of other Interests and a closer Interweaving than ever be fore is at hand among all the great in terests of the whole country. One can not prosper without the other. "So the future growth aud greatness of the other western Interests will depend in the first degree upon the development of irrigation, and the development of irri gation will dvpeud upon the protection and wise use of the existing forests and the creutlou of new ones." This does not in the least exaggerate the great Im portune to Irrigation development of forest conservation. This subject is to receive considers- tlon by a congress to be held at the na tional capital early in January, under the auspices of the American Forestry association. Mr. Roosevelt will be hono rary president and the secretary of agri culture perms, uent president of the For estry congress. Its purpose, as explained In the official call, is to establish a broader understanding of the forest In relation to the great industries depend ing upon it; to advance the conservative use of forest resources for both the present and the future need of these in dustries; to stimulate and unite all ef forts to perpetuate the forest ns a per manent resource of the nation. It is planned that a great many people shall take part In the congress, Including senators and representatives, governors of states and territories and persons fa miliar, professionally and otherwise, with forestry. It Is reasonably expected that the effect will be to arouse public Interest in the subject, so that it may be brought to bear in behalf of further legislation for the better protection of forests. It Is recognized on all hands that unless this Is done the great project of national Irrigation will not be the success that Is hoped for. Among ques tions bearing upon our domestic Inter ests its importance cannot easily be overestimated. THE PRESIDENT AND PATRONAGE. It ought to be thoroughly understood by this time that President Houtievelt has mude fitness the supreme test for appointments to office. We think it safe to say that in no single eueo has he ever departed from the rule laid down at the very beginulug of his administration that no one would be appointed to a position iu the government service, whatever backing he might have from senators or representatives, who could not show that he hud the ability and character fitting him for the office sought. That Is the policy of the president now and there Is every assurance that it is to be adhered to throughout bis incumbency of the presidency. In his letter to Representative Gardner of Massachusetts, which has naturally at tracted a great deal of attention and uni formly-favorable comment, Mr. Roose velt stated very explicitly the rule that has guided hi in in the past will be fol lowed In the future. Mr. Gardner had assumed that it was his right, as a mat ter of custom, to say who should be the postmaster in the prlnelpnl town of his district. He wanted the present incum bent of the office removed und one of Ills personal friends given the place. At torney General Moody had recommended that the present postmaster be reap pointed. This made an Issue between the congressman nnd the attorney gen eral and the decision of the president was in favor of the latter. The important fact developed by the Incident is that Mr. Roosevelt, while consulting senators and representatives In regard to appointments in the public service, is by no means bound by their recommendations. ' He requires that the character and fitness of applicants for public positions shall lie established to his own satisfaction before he will nom inate them. He consults, ns he neces sarily must, senntors and representa tives In regard to 'appointments, but he accepts their recommendations only when he Is fully assured that the per sons recommended are worthy in all re spects. It Is nn excellent rule, which will be approved by everybody who de sires that the public service shall have In it only persons whose character Is above' reproach nnd who are absolutely qualified to perforin the duties devolved upon them. Only by strictly nnd faith fully pursuing this policy can the pub lic service be made secure against Inef ficiency and demoralization. FOB REFORM IN RUSSIA The present minister of the interior in Russia has shown himself to be a liberal-minded, progressive man, to a very great extent in sympathy with the spirit of the age. He bus alreudy done a great deal iu the direction of reform aud more will be accomplished if he is not over ridden by- the powerful influences that are opposed to any radical change in governmental policies. Since he suc ceeded the blood-stained Plehve, banish ment by administrative order has been abolished, excessive police activity abated, the press censorship relieved, po litical exiles recalled from Siberia, meas ures taken for the protection of Hebrew subjects, trials conducted with unclosed doors, a Juster policy toward Finland pursued and an assemblage of the temst vos authorized for the first time. These are Important) steps toward the estab lishment of a more liberal system, but how long they will be adhered to no one can tell. The Influences In opposition to them are very strong, yet as they were unable to prevent them being taken by the new minister it Is probable that those hostile to blm will not be able to overturn what he has done, at any rate not all of it. The conference nt St. Petersburg of representatives of the zemstvos is an event of very considerable significance. The "sen'istvo," it may be well to ex plain, is a provincial body whose mem bers are chosen by the nobles and prop erty owners and which has charge of public works, public health, charity, ed ucation and similar business. In these directions tho zemstvos have accom plished much good. But hitherto they have not been permitted to interfere with or even discuss the general affairs. They could attend to the local affairs, for whose management they are consti tuted, but were strictly forbidden to touch affairs of state. It will thus be seen that in allowing representatives of these local bodies to assemble in the capital of the empire to present condi tions to' the attention of the czar and recommend reforms is a very notable departure from a long-established pol icy. What will result from the confer ence it is impossible to foresee, but It would seem to be hardly possible that it ean fail to hare some good results. It may open the eye of Nicholas bimselt to the evils and abuses that exist and thus lead him to accept at least a part of the reforms that will be urged upon him. Those, however, who are hoping that it will prove a step toward the es tablishment of representative govern ment in Russia are very certain to be disappointed. THE BOQ IK VF MILITARISM. In an article on the presidential cam palgn in the United States, contributed just before the election to the National Iteview, an English publication, William Jennings Bryan dilates expansively upon the issue of militarism as one of the few Important Issues dividing the great par ties. The fact that eight years ago our standing army numbered only about 25,0110 men and that since that time It has been increased to 00.000 men aud the authorized maximum fixed at 100,000, while the appropriations for the war de partment ate now more than three times what they were a few years ago, Is blazoned by Colonel Bryan as a dire portent, calling for a general uprising of the people. He asserts that this In crease was made by the republicans and Is defended by them while the demo crats demand a reduction in the army and condemn the step taken toward militarism as not only unnecessary, but ,as antagonistic to the traditional policy of the country. Then he goes on to enumerate the various reasons wny mis hideous menace must be warded off among them, that as the danger from savage tribes Is constantly decreasing the Increase in the army must be in an ticipation of its use for the suppression of labor troubles; that it entails an in crease of expenses involving Increased taxation; nnd that It Is nn objectionable change In our national policy. All this must appeal to English read ers as sublimely ridiculous". To think that nny one should apprehend danger to the liberties of 80,000,000 American people from an army of 00,000 officers and men, which is only three or four times the number enrolled In the police force of London alone. That the people of this country have no such fears is quite evident from the election returns, which show that the agricultural popu lation, which Mr. Bryan was sure would rebel against increased taxation and the laboring population In the cities which he thought would revolt against an over awing display of military force, both rallied to the support of President Roosevelt, whom he characterizes yi embodying the highest degree of the military idea. In a word the democrats hnve been unable to make any point whatever with their cry of "Militarism" and it Is questionable whether even Bryan will see anything to be gained in the future by persisting in his nttempt to brandish the bogle of militarism. The Bee prints iu another column on this page nn article from "The Protec tor," which claims to speak as the organ of the Liquor Dealers' association, stat ing in vigorous language the position and arguments of the radical advocates of the wide-open town. The Bee disa grees decidedly with this proposition, It has never favored a wide-open town any more than It favors a Sunday school town. It believes that there is n middle course by which the liquor traffic may be subjected to reasonable regulations without interfering with the rights of personal liberty and without offending the so-called "church element" of the community. As to gambling, It denies the necessity of its toleration, and as to the social evil, it believes that it can be restricted within bounds if strictly di vorced from the liquor traffic. It Is only fair, however, that the public should know what is said on the other side, even though many of the state ments of fact are on their face highly colored and overdrawn. James Bryce, who has been revisiting the United States, declared the other day that "No people on the globe has so great a right to be optimistic as you Americans." He might have added that no people on the globe are as optimistic as we Americans. This very op timism has helped wonderfully to make American progress so striking. Without it we would never have been able to hnvo overcome the handicap en joyed by Europe with its hundreds of years the start of us. America makes strides not only because of the energy and intelligence of the American peo ple, but also because of the confidence tho American people have in their future on which they are willing to stake so much with no security other than faith. By the terms of the new agreement between Great Britain and Russia the commissioners to investigate the North sea incident may place the blame wherever it belongs. This is at the in stance of Russia, which Is evidently los ing no chances of finding some person other than the commander of the fleet responsible for the attack on the fisher men. The World-Herald speaks encourag ingly of the effort of the friends of Gov ernor Folk of Missouri to start a boom for Lira for the democratic nomination for the presidency In 1008, but it Is care ful not to commit itself. In 1008 Ne braska democrats may be urging a claim of their own. Now It is rumored that Senatcr Cock rell Is to be appointed as a member of the Tanaiua Canal commission. The appointment might be commendable on several grounds those Missouri demo crats, who made It possible for Itoosevelt to carry the state, dt-serve some recog nition. Congressman Hitchcock's campaign expense accouoit would give grouud for the belief that be not only worked Uncle Sam with his frank for postage charges on lils siiviugs bank circulars, but also that some one else pnld for the return postal card enclosed for bis referendum. 19 THIS WHAT WAT9t Forcible (i,..l . n.t.ra to Wha Is Ksswa as "a Wide Open Town The Protector. There Is a striking contrast between the ploture painted la the mind f eye of Omaha fifteen years ago and the one that meets our regretful (use today. Fifteen years ago w boasted of a metropolitan city, full of life and business activity, open saloona, open (rambling houses, lewd women con fined to a proscribed district1, all under the watchful eyes of a wall organised police force. Stockmen from neighboring states sold their cattle and hogs to Omaha buy' era and left a goodly portion of their receipts with our merchants and manu facturers. They left some with the gamb ling houses, the saloonkeepers, the hotel and legitimate places of amusement. Every branch of business wiut flourlshlni the real estate market was active laboring men found ready employment at good wages and everybody was happy, prosper ous and contented. No prlvat homes or business properties were sold for taxes, The city tax collector's van did not back up to the door of a poor washerwoman and carry awny her only bed and cook stove In those days. Oh, no. What Is the condition of things here to day? No licensed gambling houses, sa loons under such arbitrary restrictions tha their proprietors find It difficult to make ends meet, lewd women domiciled In re Bpectable. residence districts of the city, openly plying their vocation, "skin" gamb ling games running under cover, Illicit liquor selling by druggists, the keepers of assignation houses and bootleggers. And what about the general business Interests of the city? Ask the dry goods man, the grocery man and the manufne turer. He will tell you they have suffered to an extent beyond comprehension. The wealthy stockman who in the palmy days of fifteen years ago distributed his thou sands In Omaha comes no more. He Is found In Kansas City, St. Joseph and other cities that are not run on the narrow gauge plan. He niay continue to ship his stock to tha South Omaha market, but cannot be induced to tarry with us. Why? Because our city has no attractions for him. He longs for excitement, for kinds of amusement that our city does hot af ford. Tha atmosphere of a Sunday school town is repugnant to him and he gets out. Not the stockman alone, but wealthy farm. ers, mine owners and others who were patrons of our city years ago, now go else where to spend their money. Traveling men are constantly "knocking" Oninha while on the road, nnd never spend Sunday here If It Is possible for them to reach any of the nearby cities in which they can breathe freely. Tourists and pleasure seekers from all parts of the globe have been told that Omaha Is a hide-bound city and give It a wide berth. While Omaha has been going back, In business point of vlow, has the moral atmosphere Improved? By no means. Vice and crime, hidden from the eyes of the police ofllclals, goes steadily on. The fanatics who have wrought this change In Omaha's condition wink at the un llcens.-d drug store dram shops, the hun dreds of assignation houses which shelter vile men and women, and tha numerous gambling joints located In dark cellars to which strangers visiting tha city are lured and robbed. The legitimate saloon, the revenue from which Is the main support of our public schools. Is their target. Through the untiring efforts of an army of self-styled reformers Omaha has been going steadily backward, while rival cities have gone forward. She Is "strictly on the bum," and the Civic Federation will put on the finishing touches If their efforts are not arrested. It Is up to the business men who are complaining so loudly to put their heads together and do something. Omaha must be redeemed. Let us return to licensed gambling houses, open saloons, and permit other attractions that are so necessary to the existence of all well regulated metro politan cities. Let the gambling, the liquor selling and resorts for lewd women, which seem to be ccnuldcred a necessary evil, be carried on openly. Do away with the "holes In the wall," the rat-hole gamb lers, the assignation houses, the drug store saloons, and we must soon experience a general business revival, while the moral atmosphere will, of necessity, undergo a corresponding Improvement. Supplies (or the Sweet Tooth. Philadelphia Press. The Increased consumption of sugar Is good evidence of the prosperity of the na tion. For the nine months ending with September the imports were about ScO.OOO, 000 pounds greater than ever before la the corresponding time In the history of the nation, while the home production was also larger. Cuba supp.led, according to the bureau of statistics of the Department of Commerce, about l.OOO.OOO.COD pounds more than In the corresponding months of 1802. Good Thins; Posh It Along. ' Philadelphia Record. Properly cooked corn 1 n excellent and healthful food. It Is a cheap substitute for wheat Hour, which the speculators are doing their best to put out of the reach of modest livers. Our housekeepers would do well to make a study of the hundreds of ways In which corn yields itself to the de mand of appetite when suitably solicited. TosalDaV Ilouuet to Koab. Baltimore American. It has been discovered by modern scien tists that the problem of navigation was very satisfactorily solved by Mr. Noah, us a boat modeled on the plan of the famous soologlcal ark is found to be both sea worthy and easy to guide. Money Cheerfully Spent, San Francisco Chronicle. It costs the people of the United Slates $2B1,457,6S5 to maintain their publlo school system, but they expend the enormous sum cheerfully and with the consciousness that it is money well spent. Dlarredlttnir Hli Metal. Philadelphia Ledger. Toung Rockefeller Is still elllng his Bible class that money will not buy happiness, but it Is very convenient for the house holder to have it around when the Coal trust is operating. gERHOVS BOII.KIJ DOWN. Olllness Is not holiness. Sincerity Is the secret of ability. There are no good manners with poor morals. You need not be a shadow because you are not a sun. No man enjoys the farm when he plows It with his face. No amount of looking right can fix you up for living wrong. Nothing else will cure your own misery like ministry for others. The richest man is tha one who ean give freely with fewest regrets. 4 It's a poor kind of affection for a creed that prevents Its correction. The things that are carried highest on gusts of popularity often weigh the least, People who believe In an absentee deity seem to believe also In an omnipresent devil. The man who has no Interest in heaven Is not likely to have much principle on earth. Men tho have no religion outnlde of their creed may Und they have no heaven outsde of their Imagination. Chicago Tribune. 1 t HAT .11x11 Promoted by Shampoos of Ciiticura Soap And Light Dressings of Cuticura This treatment at once stops falling hair, removes crusts, scales, and dandruff, soothes irritated, itching TORTURING DISFIGURING HUMOURS Speedy Cure Treatment. Bathe the affected parts with hot water and Cuticura Soap, to cleanse the skin and seal; of crusts and scales, and soften the thickened cuticle. Dry, without hard rubbing, and apply Cuticura Ointment freely, to allay itching, irritation, and inflammation, and soothe and heal, and lastly take Cuticura Resolvent Pills, to cool and cleanse the blood. This pure, sweet, and wholesome treatment affords instant relief, per mits rest and sleep, and points to a speedy, permanent, and economical cure of the most torturing, disfiguring, Itching, burning and scaly skin, scalp, and blood humours, eczemas, rashes, and irritations, from in. fancy to age, with, loss of hair, when all else fails. MILLIONS OF WOMEN USE CUTicimx Soap, assisted by Cuticura Ointment, for preservln?, purifying, and beautifying the skin, for cleanslnp the scalp of crusts, scales, and dandruff, and tha stopping of falling; hair, for softening, whitening, and soothing red, rough, and sora hands, for baby rashes, Itchlngs, and ctufings, in the form of baths for annoyinr irritations and inflammations, or too free or offensive perspiration, in the form of washes for ulcerative weaknesses, and many sanative, antiseptic purposes which read fly suggest themselves, as well as for all the purposes of the toilet, bath and nursery. if Scod for " All About tht Skin. Scalp, tad Hail." PetMr Drag k Chta. Corp., Btk SECULAR SHOTS AT THE PIXPIT Boston Transcript: The Old South is the first church In the country, It Is claimed, to be equipped with fire extinguishers. There are places where such articles would match up very well with ths doctrine preached. Kansas City Star: It has come out at last. At the conference which the Bap tists held In New York recently one speaker said the affairs of the church were in a worse condition than those of any other Protestant body. Still, it Is by no means n easy thing for a church to "tie the can" to such a supporter as John D. Rocke feller. Chicago Chronicle: Rev. Dr. Peyton H. Hoge of the Warren Memorial Presbyterian church in Louisville, Ky., has resigned his pastorate, and his retirement Is attributed to the unappeasable dissatisfaction of his people with his conduct In connection with the Flagler marriage two years ago. Dr. Hoge married Henry M. Flagler of the Standard Oil company to another woman hen he had a wife living in an in sane asylum and got, it is said, an enor mous marriage fee. It all the Christian churches were like this Louisville church there would not be so many ministers like Dr. Hoge and there would not be so many divorces. Washington Post: Evidently the gospel not preached to the poor in pews that rent for I1.E50 per annum. Evidently the poor are not wanted In churches that make no provision for seating them. Evidently there la a serious defect In arrangements for public religious services that take no account of the poor. Evidently there are many churches, and by no means all of them are In New York City, In which, tha gospel Is not only rated above the reach of the poor, but quite too high to be at tained by the mlddlii classes or even the well-to-do Is, in fact, available to none who Is not In affluent circumstances. The remedy Is free seats in all houses of wor ship. Like most other reforms, this moves slowly, but It Is really moving, and Is bound to "win out." J'For ever the right comes uppermost." DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "What broke off the match between them ?" 'They found they were not affinities. She discovered there was something wron with his vibrations, and he ascertained that the rav she emitted didn't harmonize with his." Chicago Tribune. "And do you really love me so much?" asked the Chicago bride. "Edvthe," replied he earnestly, "I will love you as long us we live" "Oh, George! she Interrupted. "As long. he repeated, "aa we live together." Philadelphia Press. "Yes, she married him to reform him." "Same old storv. eh? I S'lnnose her peo ple feel Just awful about It?" , , . "Oh, ves, they do. You s?e, he straight ened up und became a model husband nnd NEW TORIC w. hve lately Installed Torle Lens grinding machines and Invite all wearers t mi ,.taclii and eye gl.iH--e to cull and see this aonderful lens. Their pecu- ?, Ju'y. 1 that Ilie surface rext to the eye Is deeply concave so that the field of 1 11 MI'f'H ENLAKOED. Furthermore they remove, to a great exunl. the yitwiUjiiH which are u aimoylrg to Hums person. They are particularly adapted to thnse who use their tes constantly as well as for shooting, goiflng, tc. 41 nU ,hem- HUTESON OPTICAL CO. 313 . 16th St., Paxton Block, Omaha. Wholesale and Retail. Factory on Premises. Established MW. R GROWTH surfaces, des troys hair par asites, stimu lates the hair follicles, loos ens the scalp skin, supplies the roots with energy and nourishment, and makes the hair grow upon healthy scalp when all else fails. cltlxen. und hasn't done a single thing they can gossip about." Judge. "Well, dear," said Oodart, returning home, "I met a fellow today" . "Yes. I know," Interrupted his wife, "I noticed It on your breath." Philadelphia Ledger. "How long hnve you been the husband of the defendant?" "Twenty-four years." "Eh! bhe's Just testified that her age Js but 28. How do you explain this?" "We-we married young, your honor," Cleveland Plain Dealer. Ted Would you marry a girl who was worth her weight In gold? Ned That would depend on how fat she was. Town Topics. She Are you sure you love ma for myself alone? He Did you think I loved you lor your mother? Somervllle Journal. "It Is often said," remarked Miss Coy, "that there Is no marrying In heaven, but I wonder whnt the authority for It Is?" " 'Fools rush In whers angels fear to tread,' " replied the savage baohelur. Cleveland Leader. The dandy raised his hat to her. Rut stillly she held her head, And sailed majestically on. "I'm cutting a swell!" she said. Chicago Tribune. PUMPKIN PIE. John O. Whlttler. On the banks of the Xenll the dark Span ish rninn Comes up with the fruit of tha tangled viuc .uueii; And the Creole of Cuba laughs out to be hold Through orange leaves shining the broad spheres of gold; Yet with dearer delight from his boms In the north, , On the nelds of his harvest the Yankee looks forth, Where crooknecks are colling and yellow fruit shines, And the sun of September melts down on the vines. Ah, on Thanksgiving day when from east and from west. From north and from south come tha pil grim and guest, When the grsy-hulred New Englander sees round his board . . The old broken links of affection restored. When the care-wearied man seeks his mother once more, And the worn matron smiles where Oie girl smiled before, .... Ul What moistens the lip and what brightens tne eyer What calls bsck the pumpkin pie? past, like the rich Then thanks for thy present! None sweeter" or better , . E'er smoked from an oven or circled a platterl Fairer hands never wrought at a pastry more tine, ... . , Brighter eyes never watched o er Its bait ing than thine! M And the prayer which my mouth Is too full to ex pre!. Swells my heart that thy shadow may never be less. That the days of thy lot may be length ened below. t , , , And the fame of thy worth, like a pumpkin vine stow, ..... And thy life be as sweet and Its last sun- aolde'n-tmud and fair as thy own pumpkin pie! LENSES rxci rsive