TIIE OMAnA DAILY HEE: SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1901. SECOND LETTER TO USER President Bcpliei to Last Bote Writtea by VOTE former FosUl Offloial. -r.... - for COMFORT and the 321 SHOE. 42 'Makes Life's Walk Easy" Tit ADR-M ARK. An American Shoe for American Gen tlemen. CroiseU Platform Honest materials, moulded into form by ex pert workmanship. Crossett Admin istration A regime of absolute eom- fort for the feet - 1 your ititlrr dntt tint kfrp drm, vritt mux I wul UU ymt its. dera. LEWIS Ai CROSSETT. ftertk Asiaglea, )1m, CALLS ATTENTION TO MANY OF HIS ACTS I RESOLUTIONS ARE ADOPTED ' Tranamissiaippi Gongrui Favon ImproYt- ment of Rivers, Harbors and Roads. EXECUTIVE COMMITJEE ELECTS OFFICERS W, R. Rlrharilaon of Omaha, Appointed a Member of Advisory Commission Congressional Committee Appointed. ST. LOUIS. Oct. K. The principal busi ness of the fourt session of the Trans misslsslppl Commercial congress, held to day, waa a discussion of resolutions. More than thirty-one recommendations, embrao Ing many subjects, have been presented. A resolution presented by N. R. Whlt more of St. Louis asks government aid In securing a waterway fourteen feet deep from Lock port. 111., to Bt. Louis, by way of the Desplalnes, Illinois and Mississippi rivers. This resolution also recommends the irov ernment establish a deep waterway from the lakes to the Gulf of Mexico. Thomas Richardson of Portland, Ore., chairman of the executive committee, roc ommends that the salaries of United States congressmen be Increased from 15,000 to 110,000 a year. The resolution of B, F. Thurber of New York attks that congress place ita disapproval upon strikes, picketing, boycotts, union labels and similar device of organized labor. It. W. Richardson of Omaha delivered the first address. Ills subject was "Perma nent Improvements of Public Highways." The president then Introduced Frank Wenler of Chicago, who delivered an ad dress. Colonel Isaac Taylor of Peoria, III., presi dent of the Illinois River Improvement as sociation, delivered a short address, and ' waa followed by Dr. B. R. Buckley of Mis souri. I Consideration of business then came be fore the convention and Portland, Ore., waa selected as the place for the next meeting of the congress. The election of officers resulted as fol lows: President, H. D. Loveland of Bin Francisco: vice president, R. W. Hlgblc of New York City; secretary, Frnk Barry of Washington, D. C. Just beiore the congress - .j-.uinied sine die a resolution was adopter 'providing that all papers provided for In the program which had not been rcid tic Included In the minutes of the convention. Included In this provision was an address by Charles Arthur Carlisle of Portland, Ore. ' The address of Charles J. Bonaparte of Baltimore, Md., waa also Included In the minutes. Resolutions Adopted. Tha following report of the committee on resolutions was then read' and unanimously adopted: we recommend liberal expenditures for me improvement or rivers and harbors by the federal government as one of the best and wisest methods of appropriating public funds. It la the plain duty of congress to take hold of the Important question of river Improvement and flood control In a broad-guaged manner. The coat of neces sary Improvement to prevent the continued interruption 01 interstate commerce and an appalling loss of life and property should oe met oy me government ana tne iochu ties affected upon an equitable basis. We urge congress to make appropriations for the Improvement of the Mississippi river between the mouths of the Missouri and the Ohio rivers, between Cairo and the head of the passes. We recommend th project for deeper water throughout the upper Mississippi between Minneapolis and St. Louis, and for the betterment of the river at the Ues Moines rapids by substi tuting a dam and lucic tor tne present canal and heartily approve house rile bill 16.284, now pending in congress. We indorse the. project of improving the MlssissiDDl river from Minneapolis to Bt. Louis so as to obtain a minimum depth of six feet at all seasons of the year. We urge congress to make adequate appropriations for tha speedy improvement of li t Weston harbor. such as the securing of a channel 2,Xil feet In width, with a uniform depth of not less than thirty-five feet of water at mean low tide; and we further recommend that con gress make adequate provision for the pro tection or tne port or uaiveston and the property of the I'nlted States there situ ated. We favor the appropriation by con gress of an amount suificient to construct a ship channel from the mouths of the Sabine and Neches rivers to Sabine pass to a minimum depth of twenty-five feet at mean low ti1e. We recommend that con gress make sufficient appropriation to com plete the Improvement of the mouth of the Columbia river and the harbors of San Pedro and Oakland, Cul. We recommend the Improvement and adequate protection ot an t acne coast ports from British Co lumbia to the Mexican border. It is the sense of this congress that there should be Immediate construction of a naval station at some point on the southwest of tha Pa- cltlo coast. We favor the Dassaae hv cons-res or a law amending the Interstate commerce act so that It shall definitely urohibit common carriers from limiting or restricting their common law liability by any general or special notice. We petition the conaress of the TTnlted States to enact legislation empowering the interstate commerce commission, when a rate or practice complained of Is found to be discriminative or unreasonable, to de termine what change shall be made therein which determination shall be operative wnnin miriy anys nna so continue until overruled or suspended under Judicial pro ceedlnxs. We recommend that all the principal big tree groves in California be secured by the I'nlted States government and held for purK purposes. We favor statehood for Oklahoma and Indian Territory, and In Joining these two territories Into one state we urge upon congress tne importance or a spirit of fair ness. Survey of Alaska Favored. As an act of justice to Alaska, and to tnose aesiring to go mere, we favor a sectional survey ot said region. And we favor the amending ot the homestead laws pertaining to the lands of Alaska so that any citizen of the United States may ac quire 320 acres by settlement, residence or commutation.' providing that the applicant is not tne owner or iuo acres or land and wisnes said ES acres for home purposes. We favor the union of labor and the combination or capital as the proper means to auvance ine puoiiu goou. we condemn any act of either combined labor or capital inai in any way aonages tne national rignis oi man. We recommend the enforcement of the Sherman act or 1890, and to that end urge congress to pass an amendment to that Many Incidents that Show that tha Charges Mad Against Trier's Administration Are Trs. WASHINGTON, Oct. 28. By direction of the president. Secretary Lneb today sent to James N. Tyner, the former assistant attorney general for the Postofflce depart ment, a letter In reply to Mr. Tyner's letter dated October 8 and made public last night, The letter says that as the question of Mr. Tyner's gutit on the criminal charge on which he was tried has been passed upon by a Jury, the president acquiesces In the jury's finding, but the evidence "seems to him overwhelming that you (Mr. Tyner) were guilty either of moral obliquity in performance of duty, or of the grossest Inefficiency." The letter follows: WHITE HOrSE. Oct. 28, 190.-8lr: The president has received this morning your letter, uatea .ctoner , written in answer to my letter of June 24. which I have never made public, although you did make public your osvn letter, which it answered. In your present letter you again claim that a wrong has been done you and ask that it be righted. As you are out of office the righting of the wrong could only be effected by your reinstatement to office, or a declaration by the president that you were Innocent. The president Instructs me to say that his memorandum, to which you take exception, was written when three Indictments against you had been returned by the grand jury, the report of Mr. Brls tow having been submitted to Messrs. Bonaparte and Conrad, and the action taken against you by the Department of Justice being on the recommendation of Messrs. Bonaparte and Conrad. In his memorandum the president re ferred to your office as follows: "The Investigation discloses a condition of gross corruption In the office of the as sistant general for the Postofflce depart ment. ... in tne case or Assistant Attorney General Tyner the misconduct has gone on for a number of years, but It Is impossible to say exactly when it began. . . . The three chief offenders In the government sen-ice were Tyner Machen and Beavers. Friends of Tyner have advanced the theory that In his case the chief offender was really his nephew by marriage, Barrett, who was nis assist ant in office for a part of the term and that Tyner's offenses were duo to his falling bodily and mental powers. The facts set forth In Mr. Biistow's report do not tend to substantiate the validity of these excuses for Tyner, while they show literally astounding misconduct in Bar rett. ... In the office of the assistant attorney general for the Postofflce depart ment under Tyner and Barrett far greater wrong was inflicted the public than could be measured by a pecuniary standard, for In this office the corruption of the govern ment officials took the form of favoring get-rich-qulck concerns and similar swind ling schemes; In other words, the crim inals, whom it was the sworn duty of these government officials to prosecute, puld them for permission to fleece the public unmolested. " Favors Fraudulent Concerns. Of the criminal charges on which you were trltd you have been declared Inno cent by a Jury in a court ot luw and the verdict is final as regards all citizens, in cluding the president. There Is, however, a wide dliference between miconduct which is criminal and declared such by the courts, and misconduct which, though it does not render the wrongdoer liable to the criminal law, yet requires his im mediate separation from the government service ana justines nis severe condemna tion by tne general community on mora: grounus. You were acquitted of conspir ing with Barrett to do certain criminal deeds. You were not acquitted of doing the deeds. That these get-rich-qulck concerns which employed Mr. Barrett were improperly favored in your omce seems to admit of no doubt. In the case of the Arnold Turf concern, where Mr. Barrett received S6.0uO. a committee of the Missouri senate which investigated the mutter in March. 19j3. reported us follows, after commenting upon a report of the postofflce Inspector adverse to ine concern in question: "mat tne ruling or the department was not in accordance with his recommenda tion: that from the evidence it antiMri inni. me department at vvasnington by some process or other unknown to your committee overruled the recommendation of the Inspector, dismissed the cases nenri. ing against these companies and they were allowed to proceed with their process of absorbing tbe peoples money. Had the Women's Redy-io-Wear Garments, that picture the best ideas of the cleverest fashion makers. We sell lots of suits and coatsperhaps be cause we have the right garments to selland perhaps also that when a woman buys a gar ment here she knows every other woman in town hasn't itsduplicate. We study style and dissect it. We select what we know is worthy, and you might say copyright it for our pa tronsfor it is not duplicated. The suits and coats we are showing tomorrow are worthy of every praise they are receiving. They're good. In style; they're right They appeal to the de veloped tastes of women who know style They're more than what you have known as "ready to wdar" They're different from any, 0 ther ready-to-wear. Special Saturday Sale of Women's Suits and Coats. WOMEN'S HANDSOME TAILOR-MADE SUITS Made up in the very latest shapes In tha most desirable materials well tailored lined with the best quality of satin or taffeta silk suits In this lot worth SIX) to 135 Special price . 14.75 WOMEN'S SWELL TAILOR-MADE SUITS In Pan cheviots, broadcloths and swell imnorted mixtures new coat blouse tourist effects a very handsome lot suits that would be cheap at S.T0.OO Special price or of 19.75 SPECIALS IN Women's Coats F i ' fl "tinji 7.50 WOMEN'S NEW BOX COATS, Made of the very best quality of all wool kersev. 27 Inches long, trimmed with strap and buttons finished with tailor stitching, a very nobby .urnipnt Snerliil nrlre WOMEN'S NEW TOURIST COATS, Made In coverts, kerseys and fancy mix tures, 42 Inches long, full loose back with strap all swell, up-ttf-date garments well worth 115.00 f HO Bpeelal price "' NEW IDEAS IN TOURIST COATS We huve Just received by express for Sat urday's sale, 250 of these much sought for garments, in handsome. Imported , mixtures In the very smartest models correct for traveling f 7 C and genernl wear 10. I J WOMEN'SrUNNiNG LENGTH COAT Every fashionable shape is in this coi-leetlon-ntted, half-fitted and loose styles umH 7i lengths. In coverts, cheviots nnd mixtures, beautifully tailor made at 124.75. 829.75 and 37.50 Specials m Children's Coats. 150 CHILDREN'S COATS, Just received for SATURDAY'S 8ALE made of a very fine all wool fancy ma terial made with cape over shoulders nicely trimmed with velvet and buttons, positively worth 87.50 Saturday 226 CHILDREN'S SWELL COATS, In all the newest materials, such as co- verts, Elbellnes and handsome Imported mixtures, all new Ideas, different from children's enrments shown elsewhere Saturday ........ 4.90 10.00 will be instructed to state the dissatisfied attitude of this government with the con duct of the case. FISHING WAYS IN JAMAICA A Fish Story Located Far Enough Awar o Check the Ardor of Showmes. My son Julian furnishes me with this ac count of a curious manner of fishing which he saw in Jamaica: "After spending even go short a time as one month In the tropics, one can readily understand the possibility of such a strange to us performance as that Mr. Charles Kellogg and I witnessed one night in King ston harbor. We were Idly lounging about the wharf of the United Fruit company, waiting for the Admiral Sampson to take us back to Philadelphia, our cameras, with every plate exposed, ' having been stored away with our baggage. Otherwise we might have gotten some kind of a picture, even in the failing light, of the strange scene before us. Two negro fishermen had put out their net, as the great circle of buoys or floats Indicated, and had sta tioncd themselves at one side with their boat. All would be quiet for a few mo- act making It the duty of all United States department at Washington acted promptly ments until suddenly with a great shout SKIN AND BLOOD PURIFICATION Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills Cleanse the Skin, Scalp and Blood Cf Torturing, Disfiguring, Hu mours with Loss of Hair COMPLETE TREATMENT $1.00 Thousand of the world"! best peo ple hava found Instant relief and speedy car by tha ut of Cuticura Soap, Oint ment and Pill In tha moat torturing and disfiguring of Itching, burning and scaly homonra, ecwmu, ruhts, Itch ing! and Inflammation!. Thousand! of tired, fretted mother!, of ikln-tortured and disfigured bablag, of all ages and condition!, hava certi fied to almost miraculous core! by tha Cntlcnra remedies, when tbe best med ical skill had failed to relieve, much less cure. Cntlcura Treatment li local and con atltotlonal complete and perfect, pare, sweet and wholesome. Bathe the affected anrfacea with Cntlcnra 8oap and hot water to cleanse the akin of craat! and scales and soften the thick enod cuticle, dry without bard rubbing, and apply Cuticura Ointment freely to allay lushing, Irritation and Inflamma tion, and soothe and heal, and lastly take Cntlcnra Resolvent Pills to cool aad cleanaa the blood, and pat every function la a atate of healthy activity. More great cares of simple, scrofulous and hereditary humours are dally made by Cntlcura remedlea than by all other blood and akin remedies combined, a single aet being often sufficient to care the moet distress leg cases wbea all else fall. Si kmktri tit. varlt Cwm .. at. Sta. (i ion. m run, r -1 n i. mm I. run Slo.. I UWIMM tt i Kv tlM4l r-i IS) Vmi 4. rM.r Emit u4 CkMB. Otf .. !. 0- l4 tm - tua mm S4 riM.i district attorneya to nrosecute all unions or labor or capital wnenever evidence mak ing a prima facie case of the breach of the terms of the act are presented. And we recommend the appointment of a special commission by congress to investigate the arbitration laws of New Zen hind and other countries which may have such laws. We recommend to the several states and territories tne adoption of such legislation as will place the subject of permanent pub lic ruria improvement under an intelligent and uniform state and county supervision. The (Transmisslssliml Commercial con gress earnestly urges a thorough organiza tion or our consular service. We reaffirm our recommendation in favor of a department of mining and mines in tne department. The congress then adjourned sine die. Executive Committee Elects Officers, At a special meeting of the executive committee of the TransmlnslHslppt Commex clal congress called directly preceding the final adjournment, Rufus P. Jennings of Sun Francisco waa elected chairman and Thomas Richardson of Portland, Ore., vice chairman. The following were selected as members of tho congressional committee: H. C. Kerens of St. Louis. H. P. Woods of Bun Diego, Herbert Strain of Great Falls, Mont., Colonel Fred W. Fleming of Kansas City, D. B. Henderson of Galves ton, Rufus P. Jennings of San Francisco. The advisory commission as selected con sists of tha following: A. L. Black of Belllngham, Wash., E. R. Moses of Great Bend, Kan., John Henry Smith of Suit Lake City, II. K. Whetmore of Bt. Louis, W. R. Richardson of Omaha and W. H. Goode of Portland, Ore, Interstate Commerce Discussed. President E. P. Bacon of Milwaukee pre sided at the opening session of the second meeting of the Interstate Commerce Law convention, held today In the World's fair grounds. The object of this convention Is for the purpose of devising measures to expedite legislation to give greater effectiveness to the Interstate commerce law act. The leading address was delivered by John D. Kernan of New York City, who spoke on "The Importance and Necessity of Legislation to Give the Act Greater Effectiveness. Addresses were also de livered by 8. Ii; Cowan of Fort Worth, Tex., and former Governor William Larra bee of Clare nount, la. Former Governor William Larrabee of Iowa spoke aa follows: Every person familiar with the Interstate commerce law and the decisions of the court afrectlng It reallsea the necessity for amending It in ordor to make it what .it was originally Intended to be and what all well Informed and fair minded men admit It should be. The law waa enacted for the purpose of preventing Improper discrimination and unjust charges by railroad managers, but now there is no law by which discrimina tion and this Increaae of rates can be pre vented. The transportation tax Is Immense. The railroads are highways Just as much as the common roads and the business of op erating them la a public business. Is it reasonable that tills transportation tax should be Increased from year to year without those who pay for It having any voire whatever In determining what It should be? When w consider that this tax is levied upon every article that Is produce or consumed In the United States at the command of less than a score of arlf-appoliitd Individuals and that this tax amounted last year to $l.K'0,l&o,tf;, la It not artonlaliing that the congress should per mit this condition of things to exist ? No where .Is. In th civilised world are a few irresponsible p.iaons permitted to carry itn a large public business like this or vented wilh such tremendous powers of taxation without severe iteatrlctlons being placed upon tb.m. There are two remedies In eight for the correction of the above abuses. One la the atrU't governmental control and tha other la governmental ownership. Wa are ap proaching uue vr tha other at a rsidd pace. and properly upon the recommendation of tne inspector, millions of dollars would have been saved- the ueonlo ut the utmn of Missouri und other states." Burglary bjr Mrs. Tyner. There are curtain matters which could not come before the Jury which, neverthe less, u was ana is necessary tor the or ev ident to consider when you request him to take any action looking to the rehabilita tion ot your character. One of these Is tne nurgiary committed by Mrs. Barrett, Mr. Bui rett s mother and bv Mrs. Tvner at your direction. Mrs. Tyner came to the poHtoftlce department, entered your private room in the olflce, und then admitted Mrs. Barrett und a safe ex Deri, and the three rifled the safe. The Deuartmeiit of Justice has never been able to know exactly what aocumenis were ut Hint time abstracted I . . , im ,v, nnnnrtlnir and shout from the safe. The president has the right co."". each time the pounding and snout to assume that they would not have been Ing was resorted to. Certainly nothing could In, which was taken up by a crowa oi rnolles on shore, the two negroes would rap loudly with their paddles on the side of the boat Instantly mullets would flash out of the green water, trying to Jump over the boat Into the water beyond both boat and net. They Jumped out of the water six feet or so from the boat and would surely have cleared everything had it not been for a net which was hung on poles like a fence, and which Invariably threw the mullets back into the bottom of the boat. This was repeated over and over until the catch numbered several dosens. from two to six or seven being abstracted In this munner had they not been of a character such as would gravely incriminate you and Mr. Barrett. As re gards this and all of the other actions, tho president was at one time inclined to ex cuse you on the ground or your falling powers, but as you made common cause with Mr. Barrett It was difficult to see how this excuse could be put forward. Lack of Official Propriety. Moreover, certain other actions of vours were urougni to tne president s attention which seemed to show such gross lack of the sense of official propriety on your part as not to warrant him In making a pre sumption In your favor. For instance, on March 2U. I3ui. you. wrltlntr on the uaner or the olflce of the assistant attorney tor tne Dostutnce ueimrtinent. wrote in uart as follows: 'But 1 don t want my daughter to remain at Portage except with your full acquies cence. 1 can secure a transfer for her to probubly any other office 1 may select. In tact, one or two such transfers are arranged for, and ure held in abeyance. If she goes elsewhere, the money that pays her salary win go to ine omce to wnicn sne snail oe transferred. If she remains at Portage 1 shall add slightly to the salary, and, of course, secure an addition to the allowance for salaries ut the ollice. to pay the increase. The allowance to pay her present compen sation is mude specifically for her by name, as would be an addition to the same. 1 tboiiKht it proper to write you thus frankly before you lake the oath of office. I p to tne close oi department nours yes terday (Saturday) no official notice of your continuation by the senate had been re ceived. Therefore there is ample time to receive your reply hereto, which 1 have the nonor to request may oe given promptly. lioiilntt to know you personally In a short time, and to be able to do you of ficial favors." fills reddest was grossly improper ror u man in your position to make of a postmas ter and your letter certainly Implies that favors may be given or withheld In the discretion of the man making the request. For the reasons ubove set forth, the presi dent regrets to have to state to you that he cannot comply with your request, ine question of your guilt on the criminal charge on which you were tried having been pussed upon by a Jury, the prestaent, of course, ucquiesces in its findings; but the evidence seems to him overwhelming that you were guilty either of moral ob liquity in the performance of your duty, or of the grossest Inefficiency. Very truly yours. WILLIAM LOEB, Jr., eecretary to tne rresiueni. To James 61. Tyner, c:sq.. 1417 Kenesaw Avenue. N. Washington, D. C. be done more characteristic of the tropics than such a performance, yet our friends at home have always called It a fish story. The mullets are a silver fish, about the size of a herring, except that they are rounder, being in shape like our chubbs. They were great Jumpers. When we drew a seine for alligators In the Salt ponds at Port Henderson the mullets Jumped all over the net. In and out, Just for tha fun of It, apparently. Great numbers of them are caught with dynamite by simply prim ing It and throwing It Into the water, when the silly mullets at once dart up and swim around until the dynamite explodes and kills them all. At Port Henderson I threw stones from the dock when in the clear water I could see the mullets appear as if by magic, darting about the stone In a whirling circle. How such a habit origin ated It Is hard to Imagine. At any rate, It made a beautiful picture, the green water below flashing forth the silver fish, the old dugout with Its half naked, muscular negroes, the coolies In their flowing robes of every color on shore, the cocoanute of barbaric splendor rising against the Blue mountains that In turn rose Into the very clouds. John Bur roughs in Outing. W AMKHK'AN UKsIRE! PROMPT ACTIO Pressure Will Be Brought oa Persia to Punish Murder of Missionary, WASHINGTON. Oct. 28.-Immedlate ac tion looking to the arres, and trial of the outlawa Implicated in the murder of Mr. Larrabee, the American mlsatonary, nearly a year ago In Persia, will be insured upon by Dr. Norton, consul at Harput, who has been sent to Persia by the Btats depart ment accredited to Teheran as envoy on a special mission. At Uut State department It Is stated that the leader of tha band aupposed to have murdered Larabee hua bevn .arrested. Tha Persian government Is acting With a dllatorlness not to tu liking of the Washington officials and Dr. Norton BALKING A P0LE PLANTER A Spunky Little Woman" Junius Into a Hole In the Ground and Beats Telephone Company. A gang of men in the employ of the New York & New Jersey Telephone company a few days ago undertook to erect poles along the west side of Pleasant avenue, Rockaway Beach, L.' I. After teams had hauled eight large poles to the ground the men began to dig a large hole in front of the Bank of Long Island. Tha bank building belongs to Charles Crabbe. He protested strongly, but the men paid no attention to his protest and erected the pole. Then they moved on anj dug a hole in front of Mr. Crabbe's house. Mr. Crabbe protested still more strongly and equally in vain. Then, like a man, hn turned to the law for protection, and left to attempt to aecure an Injunction. Next the telephone men attacked the aid walk In front of the houae of C. F. Wln slow. The report does not speak of Mr. Wlnslow or mention hie whereabouts, Per hapa he, too, had departed in search of an Injunction. But Mrs. Wlnslow was at home. She did nothing until the hole was about three fe.t deep. Did she then protest or hurry off for an Injunction? Hardly, That was a man's way. Mrs. Wlnslow took a woman's way. Watching ber chance, she Jumped Into the hole. The telephone men ordered her out! and she Uaghed at them. Tbey tried every expedient that mere men's wits could sug gest to get her out of that hole, save that of actual violence. But there Mrs. Win slow stuck. In the end the telephone men gave it up and moved on to the next hole. This hole was In front of another piece of property belonging to Mr. Crabbe. In spired by the example of Mrs. Wlnslow, still victoriously occupying the third holo, the foreman of the Crabbe sawmill shut down the plant and the hands prepared to give battle in defense of their employer's property. The police were summoned. The sawmill hands got out the fire hose, attached it to hydrants, and were prepar ing to turn a stream on the telephone men, when one of Crabbe's employes followed Mrs. Wlnslow's example and Jumped Into hole No. 4. The telephone men did not dare to use force, and the police refused to act Then, with two poles up and two holes occupied, the telephone men set about dig' King the fifth hole, forming a close circle about. It in order to keep out everybody and everything except the pole. Just as the men were about to set the pole a su perlntendent arrived In hot haste and or dered the work stopped. The telephone company had declared a temporary cessa tion of hostilities. Thereupon Mrs. Wlnslow calmly climbed up out of her hole, brushed the soil from her skirts and resumed her household du ties, followed by the plaudits of the many spectators, who declared her "a spunky little woman." Wherj scientists mere men are prepar Ing treatises to prove the superiority ot man's intellect over that of woman, they should recall such little Incidents as this of Mrs. Wlnslow and the telephone pole hole and hesitate. Chicago Inter Ocean. Noblesse Oblige. The customer was looking at the stock of canary birds. This one Is your best singer, Is It 7' she asked. "Yes'm," replied the proprietor of the bird store. Has it an amiable disposition? Does It ever get the sulks?" No oftener, ma'am," he said, "than you would naturally expect In the prima donna of the establishment." Chicago Tribune. Evidently Experienced. "So you aie building a new house?" "Yes." "How much is it going to cost?" "Haven't any Idea." "But you made a bargain with the con tractor?" Yes. But only on the original specifica tions. My wife hasn't begun to think up Iterations yet." Washington Star. The Chocolate Girl TELLS THE STORY TRAD! MARK You will find her on every genuine package of BAKER'S Breakfast Cocoa THE FINEST IN TIIE WORLD 41 HIGHEST AWARDS in Europe and America Walter Baker & Co. Ltd. EtUbtlsh.4 iTto DOKCHKSTEK, MASS. Of acres of land situated along the line of the UNION PACIFIC RICH in Soil ADMIRABLE in Location, with. ABUNDANCE of Water, and IMMUNITY from Malaria And at an altitude where every sort of product, not tropical, can be grown FOR INFORMATION about that vast region traversed by the Union Paoifle and its connections drop a Utter or postal card to City Ticket Office, 1324 'Phone 816. Farnam St D oim 4 Vote X X X X X X until you have rend the two most remarkable personal articles ever written during a Presidential Cam palgn. They deal with ROOSEVELT PARKER. and are by W. Dourke Cockran and Alfred Henry Lewis In the great November Election Number of the r Metropolitan Magazine Bee Want Ads Produe Results. . " .- - . . ....... .