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Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of August, A. D. 19ui. iSeal) M. IS. H UNGATE, Notary Public. The Kiilghtg of Ak-Sar-Ben still hold the inner forts. Just while we think of It, could octo genarian Davis be u "running mate?" Tcrhaps Judge l'uiker will consent to speak after he hits learned to talk with out sarhig anything. The drop In wheat nnd the fall of Tort Arthur coming together might shake things up quite considerable. Why have the taxes of Omaha becu increased 50 per cent in ll04 over 1903? Ask the late Douglus delegation to the legislature. Tom Blackburn Js very modest. He does not want to go to congress himself he only wants to send a substitute of bis own naming. That waterlogged statesman is trying to draw a herring across his track, and by some slelght-of-hnnd slip Into a perm anent high salaried position. At any rate, the czar's disarmament plan will be easier for Russia to carry out when the war ends, as the naval frrce will be practically eliminated. Chinese refugees ut Che Foo are cer tainly qualified to enter the lists against Baron Munchausen, and are rapidly ap proaching the class of Shanghai news paper correspondents. 'Admiral Stirling has received no In structions, from Washington, but reports from Shanghai would Indicate that he Is ready to execute orders as soon as they may be communicated to him. 'The republicans of the Second congres sional district should put on their think ing caps. If they want to elect a re publican congressman they should noml nate a man who can be elected. Congressman Hitchcock is outspoken for Gurley. . Nobody will blame him for selecting his own competitor in the congressional race. He knows who would be easiest for him to beat. Russia Is not nearly as anxious to maintain Chinese neutrality in Mongolia, from which it secures horses and food for its army, aa it is in Chinese ports where it attracts only Japanese shells. If the contractors persist in blocking public Improvements the city will be compelled to construct its public im provements by day labor through Its own officers and dispense with all con tractors. The greatest objection In democratic circles to Candidate Davis' reference to the cost of Buchanan's administration U the inference that ho thinks national campaigns should cost no more today than then. The republicans of Omaha and South Omaha want to be represented in the next congress without the aid and con gent of the rotund statesman from Couiv ell Bluffs who dabbles in Nebraska poli tics as a pastime. The officer who commanded the tor pedo boat which sunk the Hlpsang may have to pledge his decora tlou to pay damages awarded the owners, as a naval board of inquiry has decided the act was unwarranted. Talk about the Irony of fate! Bight on, Arizona's drouth-stricken plalus a flood has tied up the trains of every rail road operating In the territory, and this Just when the Vnlted States is spending 91,000,000 there on an irrigation plant An ordlnauce to reduce the telephono rateg will be Introduced In the city coon ell, but that doeg not mean that the re ductkm will take effect Immediately, un leg the telephone company prefers to cut rate rather than have jcompetltion. Ay tXPLASA TO.V PEMAXPED. In hig speech of acceptance Judge arker said In regard to the I'hillpplnes that while we are not at lilH-rty to dis regard the responsibility that came to us n the iKjssessIoti of the Islands through he accident of war "that responsibility will be best subserved by preparing the slanders as rapidly as possible for self- government and giving to them the as- urance thnt It will come us BOon n8 they are reasonably prepared for it." To the so-called snti Imperialists this not altogether satisfactory. It does not seem to them to accord with the democratic national piatrorm, wnicn alls for an unequivocal promise oMn- (lepeiulenee to the Filipinos. They re gard the position of the democratic can didate for the presidency as ambiguous as to this matter and they are calling upon him to more clearly . define bis position-that is to say, whether or not 11 using the term "self government he means "Independence. ' unquestionably this is Important, at least from the point of view of the flntl-lniperlalists. Those icople are not to be satisfied with any half way propositions or compromises. With them the question of Filipino In dependence Js vital nnd anything that onics short of that they refuse to seri ously consider. It is not enough for hem that the policy now being pursued gives assurance that the natives of the archipelago will be given self-govern ment as soon as they are fitted for It and that everything practicable is being done to prepare them for that condition. They demand that we shall nt once give them assurance of independence, regardless of what the consequences of such assurance might be. Tills element had an Influence upon he St. Louis convention, but It did not receive the unqualified approval of the nndldate of that convention. In his speech of acceptance he talked not of ndependence for the Filipinos, but of self government. This was a distinct disappointment to the antl-lmperiallsts and they are calling upon Judge Fnrker to explain what he meant. Some of them are Inclined to think that he In tended "self-government" to be the luivalent of "Independence," but the attempt to make the two terms synon ymous Is not generally satisfactory. For examplo the Springfield Republican, while expressing the opinion that Judge Parker meant Independence when he suld self-government, urges that he would do well In his letter of aecep- anee to settle the question of his mean ng 'beyond all possible cavil. On the other hand the leading Tarker organ, the Brooklyn Fugle, urges the candidate not to satisfy nntl-lmperiallst requests that he come out squarely for Philippine in dependence In his letter of acceptance or in any other public utterance. In the opinion of thnt Journal, which was perhaps more Influential in promoting the nomination of Tarker, such, a dec laration on the part of the democratic candidate would lose votes. Unquestionably the nnti-imperlnllsts are greatly disappointed in the attitude of Judge Parker, as shown In his speech of acceptance. Will he In his letter of acceptance attempt tO placate them, or treat thorn as a negligible quantity? Il ls a question that promises to give hhu some perplexity. THE COST OF UOVERXMEXT- The figures given by the democratic candidate for vice president in regard to the cost of government have not com nianded so much attention as he prob ably expected they would, nor has such attention as they have received been altogether complimentary to his Judg me.nt In presenting them. It will be remembered thut Mr. Davis stated that the per capita expenses of the govern ment have Increased from $2.01 per cap ita in 1SU0 to $7.10 In 11X14, and the ven erable candidate evidently regarded this as a most impressive evidence of ex travagance. In I81K) the census gave the popula tion of the United States as a little over 31,000,(100. The population according to the census of 1MK was over 70,000,000 and must now be not less than 80.0(H),- 00O. The necessities and responsibili ties of the government haVe grown dur ing the past forty-four years even more rapidly than the population of the coun try, though not more rapidly than Its wealth. Compare the legitimate de mauds upon the government now with those of 1800 nnd no rational person can fall to understand the difference In ex penses between now . and forty-four years ago. This was a good deal of a country then, but it is immensely greater at present and consequently requires a proportionately larger amount of money for the proper and efficient ad ministration of Its affairs. Whatever Mr. Davis may think about It ho will find that the people of the United States generally do not regard the admlnlstra tlon of James Buchanan as a standard by which to measure the administrations of bis successors. In that period the governm 'it found great difficulty in meeting current obligations. ADDIXO TO THE NA VI'. A table Just prepared by the bureau of construction of the Navy department shows thut there are thirty-six new war vessels completed or under construction. Of these thirteen are battleships one of them being the Nebraska eight are grmored cruisers, five ure protected cruisers, two are gu 11 boat a and five are torpedo boats. In addition to these are three training ships. The statement of the bureau Is that satisfactory progress Is being made on all these warships, the addition of which to the American navy will make It fourth In rank In the nuui ber of vessels. The increase in the naval power of the United States in the uear future gives importance to the question of the personnel and this U receiving tarefu at tent Ion from the departme'nt officials. It is stated that the officers In charge of the recruiting parties, recently recalled from the field to Washington, gre pre paring a new itinerary that will goon be TIIE OMAITA put Into effect, but It Is feared that the new restrictions In force recently or dered will operate to the disadvantage of the service In curtailing the enlisted force. It appears that most of our war essels are undermanned at the present time, while few officers receive the full quota of leave to which they are en titled. What will happen when even a portion of the vessels now under con struction are placed In commission Is a serious question with naval officers. The matter is one which will call for the earnest attention of congress and per haps some more liberal policy in regard to the navy will have to be adopted. Manifestly If we are to go on Increasing our naval establishment ample provision must be made for manning the ships as rapidly as they are ready to be put In commission. It Is worse than useless to build warships and lay them up. but it Is a fact thnt congress has not hitherto shown a proper appreciation of this. There Is evident need of further legis lation regarding the personnel of the navy and it should be supplied at the coming session. HVMBV0O1XG THE TE( TLE. goes without saying that every It water consumer and every taxpayer In Omaha would welcome a material re duction in water rates, gas rates, elec tric light nnd power rates and tele phone rates. It also goes without say ing that there would be no demand for municipal ownership qf public utilities If the city could at pleasure fix the rlces of water, gas, electric light, tele phone service and street car fares. This Is, however, not always practicable. The resolutions recently adopted by the water board at the instance of U. B. Howell to reduce the water rates are simply a delusion and a snare. If the city of Omaha is In position to fix its own water rates, regardless of the con tract with the company, it would be poor policy for the city to mortgage Itself for from 94,000,000 to 90,000,000 in order to acquire the water works. It Is a matter of notoriety that John D. Howe and W. S. Poppleton, both very able lawyers, have at all times been opposed to the extension of the water works franchise or the extension of the time to purchase the works by the city, but they have never urged the mayor and council to reduce the water rntes. Why? Because tney are nor. nuraDugs and charlatans. At any rate, it Is pass ing strange that the Howell idea has not occurred to these eminent lawyers, who are not known to be partial to the water company, are not known to be affiliated with Tom Dennlson and the machine, and have never been land lords of the water company. Omaha water rates are doubtless ex cessive, but they were Just as excessive last year as they are this year, and Just as excessive the year before last as they were last year. Why did not Mr. Howell nrge the mayor and council to cut the rates two years ago, Instead of engineering that compulsory purchase bill, which has given the city no relief, but has cost the city thousands of dol lars for a needless and impotent water board, through the legislature? Howell's contention that the contract with the water company does not ex pressly prohibit the city from reducing water rates below the figures embodied in the contract Is fallacious. If the city has the right to reduce the water rates to private consumers, it has the right to reduce the hydrant rentals. It it has the right to reduce the water rates, it also has the right to reduce gas rates, electric light rates and rates for all public utilities, contract or no con tract. That this position Is not tenable may be readily seen by the context of the various contracts made with the pub lic utilities corporations. For example, the contract with the United Gas com pany contained the following clause: 'After ten years from the approval of this ordinance the mayor and council may regulate and fix the price of gas upon a Just and reasonable basis." No such provision Is embodied In the ordinance granting n franchise to the water company. In the contract with the Omaha Gas company the price of gas furnished to the city for Its public buildings is fixed at 91 per 1,000 cubic feet and the rate to private consumers Is fixed nt $1.05 per 1,000 cubic feet, with a declining scale proportioned to the quan tlty of gas annually consumed, if Howell's contention is correct, the city could at any time cut the price of gas furnished for the public buildings from 91 to f0 cents per 1,000 cubic feet, and with equal propriety reduce the rates 10 private consumers, which is now $1.4."S, to 91 or even 75 cents. AH Mr. Howell would have to do Is to prove that gas In Cleveland, Detroit, inaiannpoiis or Pittsburg is gelling at from BO to 100 per cent less than In Omaha. Howell's demagogy is strikingly Illus trated in his deceptive comparisons on water rateg in Omaha and other cities, Every comparison he makes is based upon the rute charged for an eight-room bouse, with barn, horse and cow and a sprinkling lawn frontage of fifty feet, Howell knows that two-thirds of the dwelling houses In Omaha and other cities contain only five or six rooms, and comparatively few of them have a barn with horse and cow and a lawn of fifty feet frontage. He knows that the standard water rates for dwelling houses Is based upon a six-room house. The same persistent deception Is ex hlblted in quoting 35 cents per 1,000 gallons meter rate as the rate paid by Omaha water consumers, when ho knows that less than 10 per cent of Omaha dwelling houses are metered, while the others have a fixed rate, vary Ing according to the dimensions of each house. The climax of Imposture is reached- in the so-called' primer of water rates. In stituting a comparison between Omaha and Minneapolis. In Omaha large con sumers are credited with paying 4 cents per 1,000 gallons, while In Minne apolis all consumers pay 8 cents. The tnith Is that the rateg In Oumha for large consumer vary from 8 cents to 13 DAILY REE: WEDNESDAY, cents per l.ono gallons, the average be ing 10 cents. If Minneapolis mill and factory owners had to pay 3V cents more per l.Oon gallons than Omaha mill and factory owners they would le at a serious disadvantage Instead of being abend of Omaha In the matter of water rates. According to Howell, the number of fire hydrants In Omnhn Is 1,47, which cost the city 9'.J,smt yearly In rentals, while Minneapolis boasts .1.412 hydrants. which cost the city NOTHING. That makes an awfully bad showing for Omaha. As a matter of fact, Minneap olis owns Its own water works, valued nt over 9.-.000,0nn, and the Interest on this Investment at 4 per cent represents an annual charge of'90,no0, or 910.8,- 000 more than Omaha pays for hydrant rentals. If Omaha owned its water works the hydrants would cost nothing, but the interest on the bonds would run up anywhere from 91."i0.000 to 9240,000 year. Minneapolis, moreover, does not receive a penny of taxes from its water works, while Omnha receives about 940,000 yearly, under the recent appraisement. These facts are not cited by The Bee to Justify the excessive hydrant rental charged or the excessive rates to private consumers In Omaha under a contract made twenty years ago, but simply to unmask n humbug, who seeks to ride Into public office on a popular Issue. The most valuable service City Attor ney Wright can render to the city of Omaha is to institute proceedings that will compel the Union Pacific railroad to pay municipal and county taxes on the grounds occupied by the mnchlne shops, which, by a piece of slelght-of- hand, have been included in the right-of- way mileage of that road by Its tax agents. These grounds were, for the most part, donnted to the Union Pacific by the city, and the corporation can well afford to pay city and county taxes on them. It Is to be hoped that when the demo cratic editors of the country assemble nt New York upon the call of the na tional committee no attempt will be made to have them recant the doctrines prenched by them during the last eight years. The best that can be done Is to ignore their past, for no one can ex cuse it. Having captured the "chair fort" at rort Arthur, It may be thut the Japan ese will find It convenient to sit down before the city until the evils generally found in a besieged city tome to their aid. Coal miners in the Pittsburg (Kan.) district have voted to accept n reduction in wages. A further increase In freight rates on coal to Omaha may be expected shortly. Idaho democrats are refusing the party nominations on the state ticket, and it looks as if the Dubois combine had slipped a cog. Pasa Ip the Trough. Chicago-Inter Ocean. One Nebraska populist ha been nomi nated for three office and Is threatened with a fourth. He should combine and call himself the Nebraska state ticket A Little of Both. Cleveland Plain Dealer. A census bulletin shows that the lawyers are increasing more rapidly than the doc- tors. This might Indicate that as a na tion we are growing healthier and more quarrelsome. la Nebraska Cut Ontf Washington Post. Judge Parker is going to make some campaign speeches In the west. We doubt, however. If he will advise the voter of Nebraska to pllt on the electoral ticket In order to assure the election of W. J. Bryan to the senate. Looking; for More Trouble. Brooklyn Eagle. War Is a stern business and compels the sacrifice of men as if they were dollars. but Japan is growing reckless with her sons. Sho is reaching after new complica. tions and at this rate she will not have the men left to get her safely out of them. Arcnrate Observers. Chicago Tribune. 'Children," caid the astonished mother, opening the door of the room and looking Inside, "what are you making this un earthly noire about?" "We're playln' strike," answered Tommy. "l'fn the striker an' Dick's the packer." "But why have you got Johnny bound and gugged and tied to a chair? 'Oh, he's playin' he's the consumer." Thomas Made m Rlnfcer. Chicago Inter Ocean. The democratic argument In this cam paign Is Indeed exactly as Mr. Watson de scribes it: That the republicans have been right and the democrats wrong, and, therefore, be cause the democrats now confess this they should be given power In the nation. And In this definition of the character of a rampalgn based on such an argument the Hon. Thomas E. Watson has hit the target of truth square In the bullseye. PERSONAL, XOTKS. Black Is succeeded by Black mar. Evi dently there la no color line in the Grand Army of the Republic. The Inhabitants of Dawson City are going to present King Edward VII with a pure gold nugget found in the Klondike last spring. It la valued at $1,300. John D. Rockefeller has Just received tl.560,000 Standard Oil dividends. Thla ought to enliven the somewhat dull sum mer on the Midway. , Colonel Prentiss Ingrahatn, the novelist, who has Just died, was a cousin of Mrs. Maybrli k and had been looking after her estates In Virginia and Weut Virginia. The wild waves must have been saying some eevere things at Atluntlo City agalnM the Hobsonlxlng on the bench, since flirt ing has been forbidden there by official decree. Thomas KKtrada Palma, president of Cuba, will, reside In his native land after his retirement from oince and orrers nis former home at Central Valley, N. Y., where he lived for eighteen yeurs, for sale. Augustus Balnt-Oaudens Is still working on the heroic statue of Charles Stswart Parnell at bis studio In Windsor, Vt. This handsome piece of bronie, when finished, will be erected In O'C'onnell street, Dublin, a few blocks dlfcUnl from the monument of O'Cuiiuell, f rectwl In li'i. AUOUST 21. 19(U. RIOT MIST ED. Strike Sefferer Pleads for C om polsory Arbitration. ' A writer In the Chicago Record-Herald makes a strong lea for compulsory arb, traUon 3 (ho best mem of putting n end to the riot and turmoil which follow In the wake of strikes. He says: If strikes mtant trouble only to em ployers and employes. It might be well to lot them fight It out. But when they bring riot and injury to nonunion men and destruction to property, and when the public at large has to pay the expenses, It Is time to call ft halt. The Meat trust de mands protection for Its property; there fore extra expanse Is Incurrtd by the city for extra police force. Then the Meat trust very generously to Itself raises the price of meat to recoup Its losses, and the public is made to pay again. The Coat trust, no doubt, would like to have an other strike, so as to raise coal prices still higher. The coal strike cost the publlo three times as much aa the Spanish war. Strikes must be stopped, r.nd the govern ment must stop them, for there only lies the power to do It. Arbitration as we have tried It Is a failure, for there Is no power behind It to enforce the verdict. Labor Is entitled to protection of Its Just rights and must be made to understand that to have those rights protected it must not harass the public with recurring atrlkes. All over the country strikes are becoming a calamity, creating, as In Colorado, a state of war. Corporations employing great numbers of workmen have taken the place of the small shop and Industrial con ditions are now vastly different from what they used to be. Every business man once had the absolute right to manage his busi ness according to his own Judgment and to say Just what he should pay for labor and how long the day s work should be. Then the worklngman also had some choice, for If one shop did not suit him he sought another, and, if a good workman, waa always sure of a Job. The small shops combined and became great corporations. The grsit corpora tions combined and became trusts. Their employes organlxed Into great armies fur self-protection. The workmen were driven to this course. As they had to live near the place of their employment, the mine or the factory, they naturally became depend ent on that one place for work. Their individuality counted for little. They were a part of the great machinery of the capi talists for getting the most profit out of the money Invested. Their employes paid as little as possible for wages and got as many hours of work as possible out of them. At slack times hundreds and thousands of men were discharged, to become a bur den on the community. Workmen could often produce In half a year all that oould be sold In the entire year, and therefore were employed only half the time. Many were hold down so that they could not move awwy for employment elsewhere. To protect themselves from the grasping avarice of soulless corporations became ab solutely necessary, and today we have com binations of worklngmen, and their one means of defense, the strike. Now the country- faces these two great forces, organized capital and organised labor, both entitled to government protec tion. What la due to one Is also due the other. 6hall these be allowed to keep the country In a turmoil, or shall they be con trolled? The American people can certainly evolve a tribunal before which employer and em ploye can adjust their controversies, and which will be sustained by the power of the government. Anything that will prevent strikes will be a boon to both capital and labor and to a long suffering public. Have we a Moses to lead us out of thla wilderness of strife to the promised land of peace, good order and prosperity? NO HOPE FOR DEMOCRATS. , West Virginia Anehore In the He pnbllean Harbor. Bt. Douis Globe-Democrat. Senator Scott of West Virginia, who has been at republican headquarters In New Tork, arrived here today. He can see no reasonable hope on the part of the demo crats for a victorious campaign, either in his own state or in the country at large. 'In the first place, the campaign has not yet progressed far enough to allow any accurate analysis of the situation that will be presented to us next NovemDer when the voters go to the polls," he said today. "But I cannot see any possible foundation for any hope on the part or the democrats that they can win In this elec tion. Take West Virginia, for Instance, with Its record of a majority for McKlr. ley of over 21,000. With conditions In that state, prosperous nnd with republican principles favoring the further develop ment of the state and a continuation of prosperity, how can any one have a rea sonable expectation that the people will, at this time, turn to another party that has nothing to hold out to them? "The entire contention Is unreasonable. It cannot appeal to the common Judg ment of any one and to those who know West Virginia and the nature of Its devel opment and tho relation of that develop ment to tho politics of the republican party, the suggestion is not tenable. "Then, too, take the country at large. The democrats cannot hope to get back the support they lost In 1806 and 1900, which Is generally referred to as the gold element. It may tie that a few of the older men who voted for McKlnley and who had been lifelong democrats will next November return to the democratic fold and vote for Tarkor and Davis. But that class forms a very small port of the body of jmen who were lost to that party. There were thousands of young men In 1896 and again In 1900 whose associations would un der ordinary conditions have made them democratic, but who, under the conditions that were forced on the party by Mr. Bryan, gave their votes to McKlnley. "That class of young voters to a very large extent will remain with the repub lican party. They have been associated wtth republicans In the early years of their political activity and they will find no rea son sufficient to cause them to leave those associations. They are naturally repub licans, so far as their business Interests are concerned. They are for sound busi ness principles in the administration of the government. They will remain ln(the party. "The fact Is the gold democrats will largely remain In the republican purty, Just as the greenbaokere became repub. Hearts after the greenback party broke up. "80 far as New York state Is concerned, I can see no reuson for democratic hope there. When the campaign has gone along a little farther It will be possible to point out definitely conditions that will indicate how the voters of the state are lemltig, but at this time matters aro not sum clently crystallsed to give a reliable fore cast." Rasslaa t oniplacenry. New York Times. It Is passing strange that Russians should be sutlxfird with such a state of things. A contented mind Is a continual feast. But tho.ie olscrvera of the Russian content ment who are verted in the American clasKlcs will be Irreslslbly reminded of the fighting editor's account of his own vic tory, In the words of "John Phoenix:" "PUcIng him on top of us, we held him firmly down by means of our nose, which we had tuseried, between his Uetb for that purpose." ITS OF WASHUaTO LIFE. Minor Scenes mni larlaleats Sketched n the Spot. Curious questions are frequently fired St the Cnlted States Internal revenue offics concerning the sale of tobacco In Its vari ous forms. Here are a few under consid eration: A farmer In Illinois who raises a good crop if tobacco wants to have ame tf It made up Into cigars for his persons! ue and that of a few friends. A yours; woman cigar maker from the east is visit ing near the farmer, and has volunteered to roll some cigars for him. The local crl lector asks If the young woman can make up the cigars froe from the Internal reve nue tax, in the face of the law whlrh says that cigars manufactured by persons whose "business" It Is to make them, must pay tax. In this Instance the bureau has taken the broad view that the cigars need not pay the tax provided the farmer do?s not pay the woman. Collectors are having a lot of trouble nowadays with dealers who use dummy cigar boxes, made of pasteboard. They are employed for display purposes and are used largely In windows. The Impression has gone abroad thst the Internal revenue office has sanctioned the use of these cartons, and dealers have refused to permit our In spectors to examine them, making threats of prosecution where the revenue agents Insist on Inspecting the Imitations. As a matter of fact the office has never approved such use of dummy cigar boxes. Hut ss long sa they do not bear imitations of rev enue stamps or factory numbers, officers are powerless to confiscate them or pro hibit their use. Agents have the right, however, to open these dummies to see if they contain cigars, and any dealer at tempting to prevent such a proceeding Is liable to a fine and Imprisonment. The other day Inspectors took up some cigarettes that were being, sold without to bacco license. The maker advertised them as cures for colds and catarrh, declaring that they were made entirely from herbs and vegetable compounds. Treasury de partment chemists analysing; them found a large quantity of tobacco In them. Now they pay the usual tax. Not long since the officers passed without exacting tax of a so-called tea cigarette, made for women smokers. While it was free from tobacco It contained other Ingredients far more in jurious to the human system. ' Seoretary of the Navy Morton, although he hus possessed the navy portfolio only a short time, has already achieved some thing of a reputation in Washington as a "punster." The other day, when, through a misunderstanding, Miss Margaret Tread way of Dubuque, la., and Miss Anna Hull, the daughter of Representative Hull of Iowa, were both asked to christen the gun boat Dubuque, launched at the yards of the Gas Engine and Power company at Morris Heights, Mr. Morton was called upon to straighten matters out. He de liberated for a while and then remarked, gravely: "I guess Miss Treadway will have to officiate. I never heard of two 'hulls' at one launching before, did you?" Miss Hull must have felt the same way about the matter, for the very next day a letter was received from her declining the honor of participating In the launching. A correspondent of the Brooklyn Eagle reports that Assistant Secretary of the Navy Darling has decided to spend a por tion of the contingent fund of his depart ment In the purchase of gold watches, earrings and medals. This rather unusual expenditure will be made on the recom mendation of the commander-in-chief of the Tutulla naval station In American Ramos, who forwarded to the Navy depart ment the other day a deed signed by all the Important native chlers or tne isiana of Manua, of the Somoan group, . ceding their possessions to the United States gov ernment. This country already owns the Island, under the agreement between Great Britain, Germany and the United States made three years ago, but heretofore the native chiefs would never admit the fact. According to reports, however, they have been won over by the fair treatment they have received from the United States naval officers, and voluntarily signed the deed referred to. In recognition of their courtesy, If for no other reason, the watches, earrings and medals will be pre sented to them with the compliments of the United States. At the close of the maneuvers at Fort Riley last year a Kansas farmer sent a claim to the War department for $2.60 for "lost time." The farmer's communication contained no further details, but upon re quest he Informed the department that while he was plowing In his field one day he had seen a regiment of soldiers pass by and became so much Interested that he left his plow and followed them. He argued that If the soldiers hadn't passed by he wouldn't have left the plow and, conse quently, wouldn't have lost any time. The Judge advocate general didn't waste any time arguing the matter In his reply to the farmer with the claim, but simply wrote: "Does the circus pay you for the tlm you lose when you follow the ele phants?" Another Kansnn who, according to tho War department officials, are a nighty canny lot wanted 1,000 for "the destruc tlon of a field of valuable flowers." On Investigation It was found that a regiment of regular troops had marched through an unuse-d field on the farmer's land, wrhlch happened to be white with daisies. The farmer unblushlngly Informed the army officer who made the Investigation that he usually sold the daisies for 10 cents a dosen and that he estimated he had lost $1,000 when the regiment trampled down the flowers. He Is still trying to collect. The director of the United States mint has Issued a circular giving a variety of Information about coins and their vslue and the medals made by the government since the Institution of the mint. It tells some Interesting facts. It appears that the mint does not buy old coins or paper money, excpt some rare colonial coins In fine condition, which are desired for the mint cabinet. Mutilated or uncurrent United States gold and silver coin Is pur chased as bullion. The mint has no pattern pieces for sale. The government pays no premium for the return of any of Its coins or paper money. New coins cannot be struck until authorized by an act of con gress. The mint supplies United States coins only and not of any past date. The fifty-dollar gold piece and the half dollar and quurtcr dollar pieces In gold were struck by private parties on the California conat during the '49 period, and not by the United States government. The coinage of the following coins ceased in the years named: Half and one cent, copper, In I'juT; one cent, nickel, 18G4; half dime and three cents, silver, and two cents bronie, In 1S7S; twenty eents, silver, 1878; trade dollar, 18R3; one dollar and three dol lars, gold, and three cents, nickel, 1W. The Columbian half dollar was coined In lHh?, and the InabellH quarter In UW. The Itfayitte dollar was struck In 1HU9, the date on the coin (l!KO) being that of th unveiling of the memorial. There are certain markings on every United States coin that enable the place of Its coinage to be located. Those struck at the Philadelphia mint hove no mint mark, but those struck at all other mints are dis tinguished by a small letter on the reverse near the bottom. These letters are: C for Charlotte, N. C, discontinued In 1M1; CC for Carson City, Nev., discontinued In 1883; Id fur Delilonesa, Oil, discontinued la uti; O for New Cleans and 8 for Pan Frsn- cls-o. The coins of the United States, now authorised by law, are: In gold, double e.TKl. rnle, bnlf esalc, quarter e.igle; In rrrver, hilf dollar, quarter dollar and dime; minor, five-rent, nickel, and one cent. ' bronze. A person niav buy a proof set or gold coins fmm the mint for t&M. and a pr.of set of silver and minor coins for ll.M. When the business of the mints Is slsrk medals nny be struck from d'es furnished by Individuals, public Inst Itut Ions snd In corporated societies, at p charge sufficient to cover the cost of the operation and ths value of the metal. MR. MILIUMS AS A (I.OW1, Performance of the Southern Leader at the Itarls Notification. Philadelphia Press The feature of the Davis notification was the puerile and silly speech of John 6hrp William. The acceptance of Mr. Davis may be quickly dismissed. It was decorous snd respectable, but there was nothing notable In it. With a few light touches on Imaginary depression and fanciful repub lican extravagance it makes no serious Impress. Satire is a legitimate weapon of political discussion. Rightly handled It may be not only artistic in form, but effective in re sults. But clumsily employed. Inaptly di rected and wearisomely stretched out. It loses Its force and recoils on the author. Had Mr. Wlllams made a speech of rea sonable length and put In a fine spice of enrcosm aimed at the vulnerable points of his opponents or of the president, he would tack which would have been relished even by his adversaries. Hut a Joke attenuated to four columns becomes Inordinately thin. Coarse buffoonery Is not trenchant satire. It would be idle to follow Mr. Williams through his tortuous discourse and show Its absurdities. His arguments are be neath contempt. His analogies have no parallelism. His history Is a travesty. His Irony Is ribaldry. When a mnn Imagines that he Is puncturing the argument for diversified national Industries by picturing Jersey banns and Florida wheat; when he fancies he overthrows the foundation of protection by asking why not a tariff be tween states; when he deludes himself with the Idea that he dispose of the economic truths based on difference of labor cost by Inquiring why the black labor of the south has not run out the white labor of the north; when his whole speech Is mado up of such lrrelevancles It would be folly to take him up seriously In detail. ; Ills deliverance Is a prolonged sneer at ths president and it will excite disgust with decent-minded men even among his own partisans. He shows no sense of the grav ity and Importance of the occasion or of the dignity with which It should be met. Instead of the speech of a leader It Is the ; performance of a clown. Is it any wonder that a party does not make headway when its ablest representa tives perpetrate such follies? Mr. Wil liams has given more promise than any i other democratic leader In the house for 1 years. His ability Is conceded. He has I done many bright things. Yet here on a national occasion, with a notional audience, he simply makes a fool of himself. Is 1 there really a fatal blight on tljem? WHITTLED TO A POINT. "Miss Ann Teck seems to be a warm partisan of labor against capital." "Yes; I think the word 'union' appeals . to her." Philadelphia Ledger. "Ldvln' Is mighty high these days." the barber went on to say as be shaved the victim. "All kinds o' prices have gone up so It's hard for us workin'men to even get enough to eat." ' "Indeed?" groaned the victim. "Onions are cheap, though, aren't they ?" Philadel phia Catholic Standard. "It has been insinuated that you are the hireling of a trust." "It's a base misrepresentation," answered Senator 8orghum. "I've been promoted. I'm, a stockholder now." Washington Star. Hewitt Do you think long hair makes man look Intellectual? Jewett Not when his wife finds It on his coat; it makes him look foolish. Town Topics. Canvasser Who Is Mr. Henpeck going to support? . . Mis. Henpeck Me New York 8un. Bystander I expected to see you shoot that Boston man when he gave you the lie." Georgian He didn't give me the He. Ha only said that In his Judgment I was ha bitually untruthful. Somervllle Journal. Jonah waa disembarking from the whale. "I suppose that some people will wonder how I ever got out of It alive," he solilo quised, "jjut it really wasn't much when you remember that I didn't get gay and rock the boat." But, as he had yet to pass the customs officers, he cut short his bragging. Cleve land Leader. . the: campaign mathematician. New York Times. He sits alone In his padded cell with a mad gleam In his eye. A pencil clutched in his nervous hand and his fevered brow all dry; He casts great sums on a littered sheet and then twists up his hair, Tears up the sheet with a hollow sigh and a gesture of despair; And ever he sits with his pencil there and feverishly drums, Jot down more figures on a sheet and casts him up more sums, While gibberlHh flows from his parched lips we cannot undermanl, As he sits there in his padded cell, with a pencil In his hand. "Now these," be mutters, "are sure to go for our honored candidates. These will go for the other side and these are the doubtful states; We'll set the figures down right here. In columns side by side. Subtract the total from what we need and the thing Is verified; Next add New York with thirty-nine; sub tract thirteen from three, And multiply by Illinois that makes it plain, you see; But shall we add or multiply New Yorfc by Idaho ....... To get the size of the total vote that la cast by Borneo? Alas! Alas! He was once like you and roe, but see him now, The baleful eye of the maniac and the mad man's fevered brow! And ail day long he muttera there with pencil in his hand, Wb'ie gibberlah flows from his parched lips we cannot understand. He figures up the doubtful states and he sets them at one side, Subtracts the total from something else and the thing Is verified. He adds New York to Tennessee, divides by Idaho, , And finds the total vote they'll cast In th wilds of Borneol Pale cheeks, white lips, and languid step tell the story of thin blood, impuro blood. Doctors call It "anemia." They recommend Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Ask them and they will tell you just why it makes the blood so rich and red. It M. AH iruilsls. Anemic people ire almost glwiys constipated. Their liver ts slavish. They hsvo frequent attacks of n hesdsche, nausea, biliouaneas. Just one of Ayer's Fills each nig.ht will cor rect these troubles. Uttata J. C. A TEt COUwfllj L'