Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, August 07, 1904, EDITORIAL SHEET, Page 14, Image 14
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Former Senator Allen believes In grati tude in politics, but life wants direct con nection without any third party circuit 1'he first attack of the democratic! campaign fund committee on the Davis "bur'l" was repulsed "with no loss on either side." Latest advices from the races now be ing run on, the Llap tang tracks show Russia in the lead with ,Fear up, Jap second,' going easy. Since Judge l'nrker nas resigned his office of judge of the New York court of appeals it is probable that he may be inducod to accept the nomination when he is notified next Tuesday. , , Tom Taggart declares that he will re main in New York until Judge Parker is elected president of the United States. Chairman Taggart njsy as well InveBt now In a family cemetery plot - The iultan of Turkey will be entitled to another guess on the subject of Amer ican rights in his realm when the war fthtps have anchored at Smyrna, and be will probably take advantage of It The beautiful harmony existing In democratic circles from time immemo rial Is exempUtled lu the east by Hearst' designation of the sage of Princeton is "a mongrel democrat numed Cleveland." S'r Hornee riunkett does not favor the revival of the Gaelic tongue in Ire laud, and,' ns a consistent owner of North Sixteenth property, he Is probably opposed to a revival of paving in Omaha. Thut survivor of the charge of the Light Ilrlgude who received a decora tion lust week from the king of England probably enjoyed recounting the story of the historic charge more than he did the medal. i We believe we violate no confidence In announcing even at this early hour that the speech Of acceptance by the sage of Esopus twit Wednesday will yliclt only commendation from the dem ocratic press. iThe evidence of a woman Just returned from the Philippines that the Filipino on his native heath demands the whole tJilewalk, and guts it, would almost make a southerner homesick. It sounds so like San Antonio. . The correspondent of the London Tim" who deplores the loss of military spirit by Englishmen and calls for a r vlvaJ patriotism wpulti probably pray for another Spanish urnuula should be succeed in his present plan. iji 'Eaf Casper vhowa signs of recor cling from the severe cuse of nuuvea contracted while attending the St. Louis convention as a member of the Nvbraxka delegation. The very thought however, of what the reorganise did to Mm at St. Louis threatens hhu with periodical relapse. 1 -.. . - . Ituniiing for offtVe'ln America and M inding for ollke lu England are not at nil alike. A member of Parliament lie fciiU hiii coui'ko In not living lit the iKirniigh lit; represents on the ground tbnt thiTu are too iimny foreign-born ! rn reeling thciulu. The only shin ing example of a lmltitr ease In Anier l.'ft U our scnotor" Iave, who gave uo excuse whatever fvr deserting L'a con t:tuttt. . . Sydney Ri ooks in the North American Review for August contributes a lumi nous article on the present status of the great jowrr. He describes the rela tionships existing between thotrt, re views the disputes and their causes, and shows what the natural tendencies are of the policies animating the various nations. The .chief scene of the gr at game of International chess Is of cuurse Europe. The two great forces that ore potential In shaping the policies and moulding the destinies of the principal nations of Eu rope ore centralization and disintegra tion, the former lx-ing most pronounced In France and Germany, and the latter In Austria-Hungary and Turkey. France has emerged from the valley of humiliation of 1S70 by the gradual proc ess of regeneration. The third republic, which eminent Statesmen regarded at first as a house of cards, is ft fixture, se cure and permanent. It has withstood many attacks, from within nnd without, passed unscathed through several grave crises and survived volcanic shocks of Internal disturbance that would have shaken the thrones of the Bourbons and shattered Napoleoulc empires. The pres ent conflict between the church and the republic originated In a broad scheme for nonsectarian public school instruc tion, and terminated with the abroga tion of tbi time-honored and long-revered Concordat. That this was accom plished without a revolution affords a striking proof of the vigor, vitality nnd Intense patriotism of the nation. In Germany nationalization, begun un der Bismarck, has culminated in the ex tinction of the dynasties of petty prince lings and dukelings, nnd substituted soli darity for provincialism, but the inevi table sequence of autocratic imperial domination, hocked by militarism, threatens to Russianize Germany and suppress the last vestige of self-government among a people whose aspirations and ideals always have been toward In-1 dividual freedom of thought and action. The forces of disintegration have been most pronounced in Austria-Hungary. That empire has only been held together by the personality of the aged emperor, Francis Josef, and It Is feared that with his death an, Internal crisis will occur that may change the map of Europe. The polyglot nature of the peoples pre cludes any real harmonytand their love of freedom will make it impossible for Germany to absorb more than the pan German element already existing within the Austro-Hungarlan empire. The Sick Man of Europe Is scarcely worthy of a passing paragraph. His position at the opening of the twentieth century is if anything more precarious and uncertain than it was In the closing quarter of the nineteenth. Constitutional government under an unwritten constitution Is too deeply an chored in the hearts of the masses of Great Britain to admit of any very radi cal changes or innovatiops. Great Brit ain has many domestic reforms on hand, chief among which are tho reorganiza tion of the array' and system of educa tion. Economic questions are agitating England, Home rule Is by no means dead, but there is nothing in all or any of these matters to Create anything ap proaching a national crisis. All these problems it may be taken for granted will be worked out slowly, but thor oughly, as is the British system. Brit ain's foreign relations are always the most interesting part of her politics. "The chief objects of British policy are (1) to maintain the closest possible rela tions with the United States, (2) to come to a good understanding with France and, if possible, with Russia, (3) to up hold Japan and the open door In the far east (4) to checkmate Germany, (5) to consolidate and develop the empire." Anglo-American relations today are Just about aa every sensible man in both na tions would have them. The American republic needs but n brief word. Rich, powerful, peacefully inclined, the United States is in no dan ger of aggression from any source, and moreover has Internal problems in suffi cient number to occupy her attention for some time to come. The chief ambition of America Is to obtain and keep her fair share in the markets of the world, and with the open door policy as part of the program, (s not likely to be in volved in any grave ' foreign entangle ments. "It Is in the far east that the United States will play her largest part in the drama of world politics, and it Is there that the community of interests which Joins her to Great Britain will ripen into practical co-operation.". IStMIGBATlOX DKCLIXJSO. Fewer people are coming into the United States from abroad and the -eml gratloQ Is increasing. There has been a. gradual decline in immigration since tho early rummer, when the cutting of steamHhlp rates was at its height Less than half as many steerage passengers arrived in New York during the last week of July as came In the last week of May. On the other hand there has been a particularly marked Increase In the emigration from this side. During July, according to the official reports, the arrivals on this side exceeded the outbound movement by only about 6,000 steerage passeuers. For the last seven mouths the emigration omounted to over 178,000. While treat! Interest la tnniilf(.1 In the figures ofj Immigration, little atten tion Is given to those showing the num ber of people who from year to year re turn to their foreigu homes, yet these as a rule ure alwut one-fourth the number of Immigrants iid In some year a larger proportion. It U a commonly mistaken Impression that all the immigrants who come here remain, yet lu the past ten years fully 2.kk,000 went back to Eu rpc, nearly a quarter of a 11111110" re turning in the slugle year The lust fi.-tal year, which ended with June, wae the high record year for lniinlgra tlon, the arrivals numbortng 6r7,OiiO. At least one fifth of this number have gone Utck aud as shown above tho arrivals rr-rrr mTTl T A TT V T)TT, CTTVnAV 'ATTnTTRT 7 1 Vll at present arc not very greatly In excess of the emigration. An active demand for labor here stimulates Immigration and when the demand diminishes many go out of the country. Those who give attention to both sides of the movement will that the alien addition to the population Is not growing as rapidly as the immigration statistics taken alone Indicate. 1 1 MODimaa its policy. According to advices from St. Peters burg the Russian government has de cided, In order to avoid international complications, to stop sinking neutral merchantmen with contrabind on board, "except in cases of direct necessity," a reservation which is not explained, but which it Is suggested Implies that Rus sia does not relinquish her right to sink such ships, though not likely again to exercise this assumed right during the present war. This Is referred to as ft concession which is expected to be satis factory to Great Britain and the other neutral powers, but it would seem to be Important to require of the Russian gov ernment a plain and explicit statement of what Is meant by "direct necessity." There ought to be no chance for misap prehension In regard to this, for other wise the commander of a Russian war ship would have almost unlimited lati tude for the exercise of his own Judg ment as to what was a direct necessity. In the case of the Knight Commander, the British ship alleged to have contra band on board, the excuse given for the sinking of that vessel was that owing to Its not having enough coal It could not be taken to the nearest Russian port. A similar explanation was made of the sinking of the German vessel Then. In both these cases the Russlnn commander deemed It to be a "direct necessity" to send these ships to the bottom of the sen, but neither the British nor the German government regards the action as justifiable. It seems an intolerable prdposition that a vessel which has been seized may be 'sunk by the naval officer making the seizure because he Is not able or does not think it expedient to. take it to port. The acceptance of such a principle would confer a dangerous authority upon naval commanders, not a fctv of whom would be likely to abuse the discretion allowed them. It Is ob viously Important, therefore, that what Is to be regarded as "direct necessity" In this matter shall be so clearly de fined that no one can misunderstand it It is well for the Russian government that it has come to a timely recognition of the danger it was Inviting by its course in regard to neutral ships. It cannot be blamed, of course, for using all legitimate efforts, for adopting what ever measures are authorized by inter national law, to prevent contraband of war going to the enemy, but It has gone beyond what the civilized world recog nizes as legitimate and persistence In which would . certainly have involved Russia in serious complications. She would not have been permitted to con tinue In the course taken In the Red Sea without encountering 'something more decisive than protests. j Terhaps the knowledge that the United States government is sounding other neu tral governments os to their position con cerning neutral commerce has had some thing 1 to do with inducing Russia to modify her policy. As reported 'from Washington a few days ago the State department is la communication with its agencies abroad respecting the Rus slnn seizures, but it is not yet ready to define precisely its position ns to the whole subject of seizures. It is stated that tho precedents olready established In the Spanish nnd Boer wars have worked so satisfactorily and have re ceived such unanimous approval that under no circumstances will the United States now recede from the position then tuken. Perhaps the change in Russian policy will render unnecessary any new declaration by our government of Its position regarding the rjghts of neutrals and the question of contraband. THB ISSUE WITH TUItKEY. The result of the consideration by the cabinet on Friday of the Issue with Tur key has developed in the ordering of tho European squadron to 'Turkish waters. It appears that the mnttef of misunder standing relates to the right of Ameri cans to establish schools and other edu cational Institutions in Turkey, regard ing which our government made repre sentations to the Turkish government some time ago and was promised an an swer that has not yet been received, al though the Amerieon minister at Con stantinople has been making persistent efforts to obtain it. The fact that the rights asked for Americans have been accorded to other nations is evidence of a determined purpose on the part of Turkey to discriminate against this coun try and Is of course viewed at Washing ton as a distinctly unfriendly position. If tho government of the sultan has any sound nnd valid reasons for not wishing to accord rights to Americans whlcU it gives to citizens of other countries It should state them and they would re ceive respectful consideration, but it has thus fnr ignored the matter and evi dently the Washington authorities have dpclded that the time has come to re mind Turkey that the United Stutea' Is In a potijlon to Insist upon proper treat ment. . This seems to be the only effective way of dealing with that power. It pays only such attention to diplomatic representations ns it finds expedient or convenient, but It has a great deul of respect for warships. Consequently It Is to be expected that the appearance ol an American squadron In Turkish' waters will have an immediate salutary effect. It Is presumed that the sultan will at once conclude that tho wise course Is to fulfill the promise made to this govern ment. But If such should not be the case, what thenT The question Is not nuswerable offhand. Certainly It cannot be contemplated that we shall get into very serious trouble with Turkey even If she should absolutely refuse to con cede the rights asked for. In such aa event our government might very prop erly end diplomatic relations, but that Is as far a it would be likely to go. Doubtless, tiowever, the presence of the warships will bring about the desired result ' TOLSTOI OX WAfk While any discussion of the ethics of war must be purely academic, what Tol stoi says in his article headed "Bethink YourselTes" is especially interesting in the light of present conditions, Tolstoi has long been regarded as a gentle pure minded visionary, living a century ahead of his time, but a man who has the ab solute courage of his convictions. His beliefs as to nonresistance and the abso lute equality between man and man may have but little place in modern civiliza tion, but it la bard to get away from the haunting thought that Tolstoi has touched Upon the Ideal condition, and that if the world as n whole would ac cept nnd act upon his precepts it would be a better world. In this article Tolstoi makes a whole sale and sweeping condemnation of war In toto, and a scathing Indictment of the ruling leaders In all nations for their cupidity, truelty and Hypocrisy in bring ing on or allowing war. He declares that if the principles supposed to ani mate Christian nations were their real motives nil war would be abolished for ever and the reign of universal peace bo established. The evil of war and tke blessings of peace have both been admitted over and over ngnln not only by all monarchs. but also by all soldiers, all thinkers and all those who have materially advanced our civilization. But to ny that it is possible even after these centuries of advancement suddenly to eliminate war altogether is unwarranted and fallacious. The crux of tho matter appears to be that the 'world is not equally or evenly advanced and educated along the lines of international honesty, forebearance and humanity. When all nations are agreed, as are the greatest world powers of today, as to the Inherent Inhumanity, cruelty and futility of war, (then war may cease. The' two greatest powers, the United States and Great Britain, and closely following, Germany, France and some of the smaller nations, are using their influence more and more to pro mote international peace, and it ia be coming more and more improbable every day that a general war will again occur between the great Christian nations of Europe. One reason for this Is the growth of arbitration sentiment and of arbitration trentles within recent years as compared with all former periods. These treaties make a regular network among the pow ers of Europe. But greater still la the force of public sentiment based on the sober common sense of the people every where that revolts at the thought of war. Whether for selfish reasons or not the fact remains that not one of the civilised nations will enter ft war with out having exhausted every peaceful method of settling the dispute. And they are, moreover, both willing and anxious to help bring about a peaceful settlement of differences between other powers where they themselves are not directly Interested. But all nations are not equally civil ized, nor do they alt realize fully that war Is an evil. On the contrary, some of them have been "brought by the violence and deceit of centuries to recog nize the greatest crime in the world the murder of one's brethren as 11 virtuous act." What can be done to persuade a nation like, say, Turkey, with Its countless hordes of blind fanatlca whose very religion is a religion of the sword, that war is an evil thlngt Or what can be done to persuade Russia, that great giant who feels called upon by Heaven to execute the will of Peter the Great and make Asia a Russian province? What can he done with Japan, whose civilization up to date has been purely and simply material who in the national exuberance of spirits must' go out and whip or be whipped, like the boy when first he realizes his strength? Manifestly, in A dispute be tween two such powers, there is little hope for arbitration, unless forced by the other nations. The only way to realize on Tolstoi's dream must be through the education of the people to see the evils bf war, until they themselves spread the tidings of "peace on earth and good will to men." A new light has been thrown on the money question by the speech of that eminent financier, Charles A. Towne, Incident t the official notification of Thomas Taggart to direct the expendi ture of the money raised to land Judge Parker In the White House. As reported in the press, Mr. Towne, who it will be remembered came within an ace four years ago of being nominated to be Henry Gassaway Davis' predecessor, in sisted above all things that his own po sition on the money question had been grievously misunderstood. He declared he had never contended for the color of money and that all money looked alike to him If he had enough of it Since the republicans had failed to coin silver, he expressed himself as still satisfied be cause God had furnished enough gold. The money question therefore Seems to have been settled to Mr. Towne's delecta tion by letting the money power name his candidate for president and install lng an ancient and honorable moneybag lu the second place on the ticket All Is fair In love and war. It Is said that the union men who are reported by tho packers as going back to work, but not to their old employers, are emisHarles of the unions returning for the express purpose of creating discontent among the strike breakers. The piece of gossip rife In Lincoln to the effect that Colonel Bryan has lost 20,000 subscrllM rs tc bis paper at a con scqtieuce of his declaration that he would support and vote for Tnrker would be interesting If true. The Colouel doubtless speculated In advance how many subscribers he would have lost If he refused to support Parker and It Is Just possible he may have been fore handed enough to arrange with the proper parties to be) reimbursed his Ioks in case he knuckled down to the reor ganlzers. The Blackburn congressional primaries pretend to be a system of direct nomina tion, but an Investigation of the rules and regulations disclose the fact that this Is pretense only. The congressional convention Is to be a delegate convention and after the first ballot, which is In formal at best, the delegates will be free to vote at their own sweet will in de fiance of the instructions of their con stituencies If so disposed. Under such conditions the preference vote Is likely to be ns effective as shooting lu the air. The installation of a hair-trigger clock set in motion by a Sunday closing stem winder has been effected In the United Stntes land office at Bonesteel. At pre cisely one minute after 12 o'clock to night the final mad rush for town lots on the newly acquired town sites on the Rosebud reservation will set In, and by tomorrow's sunrise hundreds of teams loaded with lumber, tents and provisions will be racing over the prairie trying to steal a base and make a homestake run. Colonel Bryan will not be present to eclipse Constantine J. Smyth at the noti fication Ceremonial at Esopus, but John Maher has already cast the glamor o'er the candidate and Mr. Smyth's attend ance will count for little should the unexpected happen and Judge Parker have the distribution of loaves and fishes In Nebraska. Germany's courtship of Russia has ac tually led Russia to believe that Ger niauy would help In any way possible without violation of the law of neutral ity, but when thenar's request for per mission to send the Baltic squadron through the Kaiser Wllhelm canal was refused the courtship came to an abrupt end. It is not expected that any of the Eu ropean powers will make inquiry, as to the reason for Switzerland's reorganiza tion of its army. The inland republic of Europe is sure to maintain the peace aa long as summer tourists hold out Two of a Kind. " Boston Transcript. The straw votes are now coming In. and they are worth about as much ns straw ball. Perish (he Thoaaiht. ' Louisville Heruld. If the breakfast food men should strike while the butchers are locked out, what, Indeed, would the country dot Fleet of BSrka Afloat. Chicago Tribune. Nebraska has 106,021 dogs and pays 184,782 taxes on them. Prosperity may be called a howling success in that state. Straight Good and Right Chaaar. Kanaaa City 8 tar. Perhaps the "model saloon" which Bishop Potter opened in New Tork intends to aire the Ghana back to the right patron, and omit the lemon peel from hlgiibella. Aaotber Horrid Scheme. Chicago Record-Herald. A Danish solentlst has discovered a new lectrlo wave by means ot which ha can maka a typewriter work in another room. No more novel reading by the typewriter when the boas Is shut up In his private OfflCOk Coal Baron Never JLoaa. Boston Globe. ' The government figures showing that the Incroaao in value at tba mines of the coal produot Of .108 118,168,684, or nearly 38 per cent waa almost exactly double that of the increase In production Indicate clearly that the coal barons are rapidly making up their alleged losses by the strike. Ho Commission oa. the, Goods. Baltimore American, A Frenchman, presumably a "Soldier of the Legion, who is dying In Algiers" for a wife, has written to the mayor of New York asking that official to procure him a bride. He makes one stipulation as to her qualifications he must have money. Because a few American heiresses buy bargains In the title market impecunious foreigners stWm to think that America has no attractive young men. And these for eign fortune hunter ask this bride chasing aa a favor, without having even the com mon decency to offer a commission on the net value of the goods when delivered. What On leea In PdrU Cafes. Maude Roosevelt In Llppeneott's. As usual, the lovely tea room was crowded with that ubiquitous tribe of aelf made gentility the newly rich of America, Women with dusty looking neck and un washed eyes, arrayed In splendid garment, sparkling with priceless gems, chattering nasal English or atrocious French; men of the vacation-clerk type, newly decked out In goodly clothing, freshly shaved and pomaded, and uncomfortably conscious of it; the orchestra booming Bousa's "Star and Stripes;" the nervous little Jap with their long and heavy black pigtail and silken costumes, gesticulating in a wild effort to make themselves understood in English to Ingratiate themselves with "le grandes Amerlcaines," the promoters of universal currency) ONE WUHLU'I FAllt MISTAKE. tunday Closing- a PosltlT Dawaa to (iood Iuflaeneea. Collier's Weekly. One of the worst mistakes connected with the very interesting exposition at Bt. LouW I the Sunday closing. Nobody lose more by It than the champion of real religion, for nothing could do more to cool a people toward religion than an act so out of accord with the feeling of the Urn. How the error came to be made nobody seems to know. The provision was made a condition of the national government' contribution, several year ago, but what lnflueuoe led the government to make the provlalou we have been unable to luarn. It may have been merely the Idiosyncrasy of some one Congressman. W have heard, with scepti cism, that brewing influence were behind It. Certainly the brewer, the St. Louis restaurant and the keeper of billiard hall are the only gainer, and especially the brewers, for the crowd which would have been having refining plsusure at the exposi tion grounds now have a somewhat leu refining pliaaure drinking beer by thou sands In the resort w'.ih wtiloh Bu Louis Is' surrounded. It would be a good thing If the force which caused this utlatak at WasUugtoa 4uJ4 b UMoeveied, PRItROAL 1RO OTHEnWHB, Amid all the strife and confusion of the meat market ponton maintain a serene Unruffled front. Peace reign In th pi and bean belt. It cost a Kansas City man t2.50O to be mnvlnred that bank are safer deposltorlea than a chamois bag. A burglar needed the money and got It. Twin-screw mosquitoes of New Jersey are not so much. A corps of the real r tlrle drove X inhabitant ot a Maryland town Into the Chesapeake. Recent aulrldea of men heavily Insured In Maryland and Pennsylvania suggest an amendment to current obituaries: "Los fully covered by Insurance." The big fair i not the only show In St. Louis. One of the greatest within th town limits Is a man who found a roll of $00 and returned it to the owner an ice company. "Thl way to th water wagon." Is the sign over the door of New York' model saloon. Th water may be taken on the side In such quantities aa will moderate the spiritual gurgle. "Quiet weddings" are common occurences, but the real thing In that line was pulled off In a coffin shop In Jersey City. A row of yawning casket are not conducive to romance, but they enable couple to ee their flnhih.. It Is Just a well to remind people who carry their trouble to headquarter that policemen have troiyMc of thrlr own. A distinguished member of the profession In Wisconsin yawned so wid that he broke a muse! in hi ireck. New York "finest." th Idol of the women on crowded street- crossings, are about to be mounted on prancing steed. Thl will Increase their radium of action, but diminish their glory. The man on horseback cannot play the gallant success fully to women afoot. Galveston, with Its hew seawall com pleted, bid the gulf roar and do it Worst. The aeawall I three and a quarter mile long, sixteen feet wide at the base, five feet at the top and seventeen feet above mean tide. Inslds the wall the town Is pulling Itself up to the wall level. An occasional rift In the clouds throws a beam of light n New York's Justly cele brated conscience. One possessor of the prle returned to the government $10 for goods smuggled some time ago. If like slithers did likewise the public debt would look Ilk a bargain counter figure. For the time being the political aspira tions of "Gas" Addlcks in Delaware are overshadowed by the anxiety of the people to learn th fate of a roat which swallowed two sticks of dynamite. Billy and hla load command th freedom of his home, but the ungrateful beast refuses to go off 'as advertised. CHARACTER AS AN ASSET. Integrity, Sincerity and Courage Com. snand Public Homage, Philadelphia Public Ledger. Th fervent, reverent tribute paid by tha newspaper press, by men of eminence in both the great political parties, by the mass of hi fellow oltlscns, to the late Robert E. Paulson suggest' that, while the acquisition of money and power Is a mosW expedient and provident thing, the acquisition of character la quite as ex pedient And very much wiser. Robert E. Paulson was the son of poof parents, and, , saving only th good Influ ence they exercised over it, his youth had no advantage which the poor boy gen erally in thl community have daily offered them. Ho was educated In our publlo schools, and subsequently worked his way to the bar. A a youth h had the quali fications for success; ambition to rise to a life of usefulness; courage, perseverance, integrity. These were hi only capital, the stepping stone to the high place of honor and distinction to which ho rose In th publlo estimation. Robert E. Pat Uaon was neither a great nor a brilliant lawyer, yet few of hi professional asso ciates have been more . truly respected than he by bench and bar. He was never a rich man; he neither built nor endowed libraries, hospitals, asylum or other such benevolent institutions; he built no stately mansions to satisfy his own pride of pos session or excite the admiration or envy ot other; - he built himself c pleasant, simple home, lived a life largely devoted to the 'Interest and wel fare of his fellow cltlaens. He was not a man of peace, but of strife. He was a political partisan, and an aggressive one. He fought great battles for his party, con tending always stoutly for the principle of government he thought good. Chosen to office a a partisan, he discharged its du ties So honestly oa to Incite the corrupt leader of his own party against him. Yet when it was announced that his use ful, honorable, courageous career was ended the newspaper press, proclaiming truly the sentiments of hi fellow cltlsens, had no words but those of honest praise with which to speak of him. The expressions of good will, esteem, reverence for the de parted faithful public servant, the good man, the worthy citizen, were' virtually universal. He waa a radical democrat, but the most rabid republican have added to the honors paid him. It was the high character, the fine Integ rity, th sincerity, the courage, the fealty to country and city, to lofty Ideals of pub llo duty, which won and. evoked the great tribute won to the memory of thl simple eltin. Character alons did it, and it seems a if character is, after all I said, the most valuable asset a man can acquire, the record of such an unselfish, honest, useful life the best legacy he can leave to not only his own children, but to all chil dren who look forward to a life of hon orable distinction. f Jl "'Ti's sweet to Jcnow there is an Eye . doth mark our coming." Failing Eyesight Restored. , This Is an age of specialists. No man can be "Jack of all trades" and be a, success. We have sponl fifteen years in EYB WORK ONLY grind our own lenes make our own frames from the raw material. Sounds reasonable that your eyea will raoelve proper cara here. Then tha prloI Nuf aed. Rtohss Gald Filled Eva GlassBSiS.7ASrt?Sr.$2.50 CftM PnM Ctra fill n ia: OwiJ UUIU LIO UiaOJSJi Lease FHEE-Extrg fine gold filled chain with every pair. IIUTESOI) OPTICAL Wholesale od fc.t.ll. Etallishd 1896. I IK I I.tH SHUTS . l a inns. Minneapolis Journal: Dowls saya V: heat I do to the rrenr In the air ol millions of Httl dells sent here by th ad versa ry to annoy sinners. If thnt b true, how are we to account for the fact that Tlon City hss been one of the hottest pUeee In the country this year? Boston Transcript: Commonsen will, no doubt, approve the decision made by the Department of Commerce and Labol that henceforth Mormon mny be admitted to this country If theyj testify that th'jy are not practising polygamy. True, they mny practise it after they get here; but that's a matter for aom other court ta try. t Minneapolis Times: Boms minister havw endeavored to stimulate church-going by advertising In the newspapers, but clergyman In Milwaukee ha reversed tha process. He I Inducing merchants to d vertlse In the church. It offer wall spaog for contribution and also to such mer chants as may guarantee to Increase th attendance for a specified number of Bug days. Why not? That which I good for humanity Is worth advertising, Isn't It Springfield Republican: Rev. Dr. John A. B. Wilson of San Francisco ha a record that Is fully equal to that of Rev. Moses C Henderson of St. Johnsbury, Vt., and la really more pleasant to contemplate, for he ha married 1,000 couples In the last nine year, Instead of officiating at over 1,000 funerals. Dr. Wilson's record I consid ered to rra-nrknblo that next month union of a large number of his brides and groom is to be held at Trinity church aty..v, San Francisco. " Boston Pilot: The Baltimore priest who hn no room In hi church fo the negro ig singularly out of harmony with the broad spirit of Catholicity on the race question, and must not be supposed to represent any one but himself. The white, black and yel low students side by side on th benches of the propaganda, the black priest at tha altar of St. Peter's, Rome, with whltg acolytes, it may be, are the church's pro fession of faith In the unity of tho rac and the spiritual equality of all men. New York Mall: If Bishop Potter had seen fit to' send his personal subscription and a word of approval to th founder of the new saloon It would have been hi pri vate affair, affecting the feelings only ot those who deprecate th linking of Chris tianity with any form of liquor traffic, Hlg presence and share in th solemn dedica tion of the place with hymn and speech, however, put th mattar fairly wlthtn thg provinc of discussion by all to whom thg dignity of the episcopate and a sen of propriety In men occupying high place a'rg source of concern, whether or not they bg members of Bishop Potter's denomination. DOMESTIC PLEAS AN TRIES, "She's going to break up housekeeping, said the doctor's wife, "and I'm going to) take her parlor carpet for one-third what it cost" "Well," said the doctor, "see that tt'd well shaken before taking." Philadelphia Ledger. 1 Marshall P. Wilder telln the story of wife who told her husband that the cat"s, had oaten th pi that she had baked for " him. "Never mind, my dear," replied the hus band, "I will get you another cat" New! York Times. Tho Youth You scoff at me. Mabel Mill sop. but if you could e my heart The Maiden I have no doubt your heart Is all right, Archie. I em only wonderlna; what makes your chin wabble so. Chicago) Tribune. Tom She's a peach, Isn't heT Jack To the limit! Her heart la as hard a a stone. Somervllle Journal She War you aver In on of these air ship? He No; but I was In en elevator when it fell once. Yonkera Statesman. I Ida Was Jack nervoua when : he stole that kiss on the lawn? May Nervous? Why, the poor fellow thought a lightning bug was the end of pa's cigar, and he jumped clear over a hedge. Boston Post. Algernon Have you any Idea, darling, what your father wouUl say if I asked him for your hand? Arabella No, I haven't. He never uses thnt kind of lnnguag before his family. Collier Weekly. "I hear you spoke to Mr. Gotrox last night nhout your love for hi daughter." "Yes." v nm turn r "Great I He never touched me." Phlla- auipnia leuger, "Then your husband won't give up hit club." queried the friend. "No" replied tho patient young wife, "sod I don t propose to give up mine." "The Idea! I didn't know you had one." "Neither, does he, but the noxt time h comes home lute from his I'll bo on hand with mine." Philadelphia Press. NEBRASKA IN SIMMER. Poets may sing of the grandeur of -mountain, Or life on the blue changing sea, The beauty of hills and their rippling rills, But the prairie Is dear to me. No frowning brow look upon with dig pleasure, 1 No thund'ring vote awes all to fear. But smiling of fare, In simple wild grace. Calm and content. Nature is here. I Boundless and free as the great surging ocean. The billowy enrth and blue sKle, An Infinite streteh the vlnlnn can sketch Through the illmv hae that o'erlies; Broad, shallow river like silver bands gleaming 'Gainst Spring's velvet background of green, With toilettes nf gold s harvests unfold, While herUs dot and trees fringe between. Give me a home on the wide rolling prairie, Wlih freedom 'Of llsht and nf air. The Joys of peare and the unlet release Frnm the world's erasing hurry and carel Lands wooed by sunshine and kissed by fresh breer.es. With labor-crowned days to beanifle The red bloom of health, rare pleasures and wealth. And heaven's approval end mlle. CORA A. THOMPSON. Schuyler, Neb. - Cor Crystal .$4.00 CO. Exclu.lv OptUlani, 21) S. loth St..l.U(itt!k. . OVUliA. Patlory m .H PrtinlsM. 4f t Li .;:' ; - I X 'A 1 ; i r. M i j - ! r' r