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SV00 . - Total 021 jma Leas unsold and returned copies.... lo,19J ' Net total sales. 81THT Daily average .'. .v mmwm GEORGE B. TZ8CHUCK. Subectibed In my presence and aworn to before m, this 1st dayf August. A.V. y . Notary Public. THE BEE Will Mlled vpoa reejaeet to eabscrlbera leaving tha city dories 'the - nmmcr months. Chaatti of address will be made aa frequently aa dealred notices I lick ehaaaje aaast alva both tha aid aad addresses. In the lanffuage of the street the Japa nese have General Koirropatkln "going: south" despite bis rapid movement to the north. Winner of farms on the Rosebud res ervation are called "Bonesteelers" de spite the fact that they come by their possessions honestly. When Port Arthur really does bump the bump, 'there will b no doubt about It To use Kruger's phrase, It will prob ably "stagger humanity." m f . bl in Tha grocers' plcniaMs advertised to come off this week, rain or shine. If they will stick to that perhaps the weather man may relent and do better than he did last year. Inasmuch as another circus Is due In Omaha next month It is to be hoped the official apportionment of tickets allotted to the city hall will be agreed upon be fore the parade moves. ' ; .. i-.-f Live stock raisers doubtless know as well as the managers of packing houses the effect of the strike upon their busi ness and they do not seem to be pleased with existing conditions. Talk about bribery a-nd corruption! The Swift , management In Chicago is distributing free watermelons among the negro strike breakers. If this goes on unchecked it's all over with the unions. Wireless telegraph stations under pri vate control are not to be permitted to Interfere with those of the government, which means that sooner or later there can be no such privately controlled sys tems. ' Candidate Davis has a democratic convention oq his bauds and until he has set things to rights In Went Virginia will be In no shape to learn officially that he helped name himself for vice presldont at' St. Louis. ' ... A fletlon contribution in last Sun day's New York World by Chauncey E. Hotchklss is eutltled, "The Nerve of Mr. Wattles." We baaten to assure the public that this story' has no local appli cation to Omaha, i Having announced the last Oght as the decisive battle of the war the St. Peters burg War department immediately pre pared Itself to receive news of a Itus . slan defeat, showing Just what Russia expects In this war. General Zassallti'b, who was recalled from Manchuria in disgrace, is to be sent to the front once more. The ac tion of the other Russian officers bus evidently made his defeat at tbe Yalu commendable by comparison. Chicago baudlts who set out to rob excursionists to the St Louis World's fair probably figured that they would Ire ernly .intercepting their plunder in rranalt and saving time and labor for t:.a victims after arrival at thttr des tination. ' St. Louis may have the privilege of entertaining- the democratic nomluee for president this fall, but It Is safe to say I hat no "breaks" will be made alnut tue enemy's couutry, even though Mis souri did not give Parker a vote in the convention. Charles Francis Adams has a new form of fright. Just now he profeBt-e to see disaster to the republic In the United btttt-s senate, even though George l'si.lite Hoar Is permitted to make ami h.iiK-rlaiiotlo speoifiea end to vote as ke fit. . MAXAOlXf THE CAMPAIGN. It Is reported thst souof tbe western democratic loaders a reyiH'p leased with the disposition that is bring shown In the east to disregard them in the man agement of the campaign and to carry on the canvass throughout the country according to the New York idea. They sny that the eastern democratic leaders do not understand conditions in the west and they should confine their efforts to their own section, tearing the manage ment of the campaign In western states to western men. This Is not unreasonable, but it was to be expected that the politicians who brought about the nomination of Judge Parker and are looked to to secure most of the money for carrying on the cam paign would assert tbe right to run it. Hill, Sbeeban and the other easterners who controlled the St. Louis convention, so far as tbe msking of candidates was concerned, have boundless faith In their political wisdom and skill. Moreover, they have the implicit confidence of the candidate, while he knows little or noth ing about the western democratic lead ers. Judge Parker is under great po litical obligations to David B. Hill and undoubtedly has the highest regard for him as a politician, even though know ing, as he must know, that there Is none in the country more unscrupulous than Hill. It is therefore most probable that the candidate Will want his chief spon sor to have a directing hand in the cam paign, not alone in New York, but gen erally. It was upon Hill's recommenda tion that the chairman ot 'the democratic national committee was chosen and It is most natural that Mr. Taggart should look to him for counsel and direction, except perhaps as to Indiana. William F. Sheehan Is also a politician in whom the candidate has a great deal of con fidence. Sheehan is identified with some very large .corporations and will be use ful In association with August Belmont In obtaining the "sinews of war." These men will insist upon their right by vir tue of what they accomplished at St. Louis, to have the real management of the campaign and there Is no doubt the candidate desires that they shall have. Of course western democratic leaders will not be Ignored. They will be con sulted, but their views will be accepted and acted upon only to the extent that they meet the approval of the eastern leaders. The westerners will not be per mitted to do as they' please. They will not be given absolute freedom' of action. They may be allowed a measure of In dependence, but for the most part they will be directed from the east and David B. Hill will do the principal directing. subject only to such general supervision as the candidate may have time and disposition to exercise. The fact Is that the democrats are not seriously expecting anything from the west. They profess to believe that they may carry some western states, but in reality they feel that there is hardly a possibility of their winning In a single one. Hence while the' west will not be totally neglected, the democrats will make their most aggressive fight In the east A BIOS OF THE TIMES. That M. Souverln, theeditor of the Novoe Vremya, Russia's most influential newspaper, should even be allowed to publish an article calling for a respon sible cabinet in Russia, is certainly one of the signs of the times. The present system, whereby the czar appoints ministers responsible to him di rectly, and to no one else, has been found to bring discord In the working of the government and moreover to generate personal feuds and jealousies to the great detriment of the nation. Men to tally uncongenial and radically opposed to each other's views may be placed in charge of departments which are closely related, and by the direct opposition Of their ideas and administrations, ' bring about disastrous results. The rivalries between powerful ministers, each bent on tbe execution of his own ambitions, has brought confusion not only Into tbe councils, but Into tbe administration as well. The Introduction of a responsible cabi net would Insure one thing r.t least. The aims and ends of Russia would remain the same and the execution of tbe na tional policies would be much more effi cient. That there Is actual need for this in Russia is evident, not only on account of the misfortunes now clustering around the government but because the czar himself is not a strong enough "man to Institute personal government and la becoming every day less able to hold to gether the warring factions who are the real governors of Russia. A responsible cabinet would be the natural stepping stone to constitutional government PHOVJDIXO- FVB DEFEySB. The spirit of militarism is making progress In Canada. Tbe new militia act provides for organising all the able bodied men of the Dominion, tbe ranks to be filled by conscription at tbe will of the political authorities. It is the idea of Minister Borden to gradually create a military force that will ultimately number 100,000 and doubtless this is practicable If the people wiB submit to conscription and to the taxation that will be necessary to supply money for the proper training of such a force. An other Indication of the growth of the spirit of militarism among our northern neighbors is contained in a receut report from Ottawa that Minister Borden had about completed a contract with a firm in England to build three ammuultion factories In Canada, capable of produc ing annually 100,000,000 rounds of am munition. The explanation of this is that Canada wants to l prepared for a possible war with the United States. This will be regarded as amusing by Americans, but It seems to be a really serious Idea with many Canadians, esnrylully that element which U Inveterately unfriendly to this country and therefore loses no chance to create a feeling that there Is danger to the Dominion from the Uoltsd States. Possibly those here who tslk annexa tion are in a measure responsible for this feeling, but intelligent Csnadtans should know thst the great majority of our people are not annexationists and probably would not be in favor of taVing Canada into the union If Its people were to unanimously ask it. The Dominion is at present doing very well as a neigh bor and so long as it shall continue in this way there need be no apprehension of trouble with the United States, which In the pnst has shown a most tolerant and patient spirit under very aggra vating circumstances. It would be an extremely foolish policy for the people of Canada to saddle them selves with a large military establish ment They are secure against attack from the outside and all that Is needed Is a sufficient force to maintain domestic order. The Canadians should use their resources in developing the material In terests of the country rather than In In creasing military expenditure. VTIL1ZK THS AUDITOMUM. By Herculean effort Omaha's new Au ditorium was brought to a sufficient state of completion tbe first of June to permit of its use as an assembly ball, but since the dedication concert festival, extending over the first three weeks, the Auditorium has been absolutely Idle. The object of the people who con tributed to the Auditorium building fund was to procure an auditorium not so much for ornament as for use. It was the expectation that this building would be called into requisition almost con stantly for various popular entertain ment features In addition to its service as a meeting place for great national gatherings. In this the people of Omaha have so far been disappointed. It Is not our purpose to lay the blame to any One, but to call attention to the fact and to urge those who are respon sible for the management of this prop erty, and who in reality merely' hold It In trust for the whole membership of the community, to bestir tbemselves in devising plans by which we may have some practical benefits accruing from the erection of this handsome building. If the Auditorium Is permitted to remain idle without producing any revenue for the income account, it will prove to be a white elephant eating off its own head Instead of an asset worth having and at least paying Its own keep. It behooves the various public spirited organizations interested In Omaha's wel fare to institute campaigns for the big conventions of national organizations, to work up various special exhibitions of Industrial resources, to procure whole some amusement, musical and other wise, for the general public and within reach of those who can spend little money on such objects. If the money tied up In the Audito rium belonged to any one of our enter prising merchants, be would be exerting his energies to get some returns upon it. Tbe Auditorium represents an Invest ment at tha. community and- the .com munity Is entitled to returns upon Its Investment ' Tbe commemoration of the famous council with the Indians held by Lewis and Clark during their pioneer explora tion trip up the Missouri valley 100 years ago by tbe erection of a monument to mark tbe spot under auspices of tbe Nebraska Sons and Daughters of the Revolution, is eminently fitting. His torians and geographers have been woe fully mixed upon the location of this historic meeting and have only In com paratively recent years had . their bear ings straightened. As an historical land mark the monument, no matter how plain and simple, will be a source of pride and inspiration, constantly recall ing the marvelous progress made since Lewis and Clark Introduced themselves there to the savages who roamed un molested over tbe wilds of these prairies. Participation in tbe celebration for the dedication of the monument will be an evidence of patriotic Interest in tbe state and nation. No wonder the South Omaha police authorities were so ready to give up and turn the work of preserving law and order over to the sheriff. The extra ex pense bill for special policemen In South Omaha during tbe month of July Is over $1,000. By letting the sheriff handle the strike this item Is transferred from the city treasury to the county treasury and the taxpayers of Omaha and the county precincts are permitted to share tho burden of police surveillance with the unfortunate people of South Omaha. It Is to be noted that the delinquent tax list contains several Items against one of the railroads whose tax agents have been wont to boast that the rail roads always pay their taxes promptly. While it IS no disgrace to be represented on the delinquent tax list tbe railroad which has been unloading upon tbe otber taxpayers a big portion of tbe tax burdens it ought to bear, ought to have a clean bill of health wltb the tax col lector. Governor Mickey has been out to South Omaha to look over the strike situation with his own eyes rather than try at long distance to reconcile con flicting statements made to bim by op posing parties. This Is commendable. A man who is willing to take pains to Inform himself how the land lies is not half so likely to get lost as the man who wanders around blindfolded. What kind of a bargain did the Tam many leader strike with Parker when they met "on tbe front porch?" With out Tammany, Parker could not hope to carry New York state, without New York state the democrats would stand little show of success, and everyone knows Tammany won't work for noth ing. What kind of bait waa used, and how much of It) Elder Warreu believes in advertising, "This is an age of advertising," be de clares, "In which the business man who falls to advertise does not succeed very well." The difference between the suc cessful business man and the successful evangelist Is that the business man pays for his advertising, while the evangelist works the free advertising dodge. Tetty officers In the Brooklyn navy yard, accused of selling rating and pro motions, may give Secretary Morton a chnnce to emulate the record of the postal department In searching out graft era. In the Interval the grafters had better take to tnll timber. Colonel Bryan In bis Commoner de nounces the Rosebud land lottery as a demoralizing gambling device which no self-respecting government should per mit The colonel ought to know, since at least one of his staff associates took a chance in it and lost. Good Shootlnar round, Minneapolis Times. The Russians are beginning to realize that strategy, pluck and good shooting beat Icons all hollow In real war. Oa the I parade. Anyhow. Chlrngo Record-Herald. There Is talk of another miners strike. But tha public needn't care. The price of coal will go up whether the strike comes or not Advantasjea of Publicity. Kansas City Journal. The Ice trust will now appreciate the ad vantages ot publicity. As soon aa the trust's statement was published that It was having a distressingly poor season the weather department came to the rescue with some highly melting temperature. Worthy of a Caraeale Medal. Chicago Chronicle. Mr. Carnegie will hardly refuse a medal and a pension to Oustave Rosenbren, who rescued Frank P. Bader from drowning in the lake at Devon avenue. Rosenbren swam a mile to Bader, beat him to In sensibility to keep hint quiet, then put him on -his back and swam a mile with him to shore. Such another feat of heroism and physical endurance has not been per formed In Chicago for a great while. Morton's Krarlected Kxerelae. Kanaas City Star. It Is easy enough to understand how Paul Morton, the new secretary of the navy, was done up by his walk with the presi dent on Saturday, when it Is remembered that he has been a Santa Fe railroad man for many years. Free transportation over that system has caused many persons in Kansas to relinquish all physical exercise and abandon wholly the practice of pedes trlantsni. Secretary Morten did exceeding ly well, under the circumstances, and the president has little reason to feel chety. Nebraska Colonel Draws Long Bow. St. Paul Pioneer Press, That Nebraska militia colonel who an nounces that he "had never known a mule to kick a man and had never met a man who knew of his own knowledge another man who had been kicked by a mule" must have been raised among a monotonously tarn lot of mules or among none at all. If he merely wanted to get Ms name to the paper or start a new discussion like the age of Ann or the end of the century we can't gratify him In either respect. But If he'll come up to our offlce we'll introduce him to our religious editor, who asserts that aa a boy the man on the next farm was kicked by a mule simultaneously with both feet on both aides of his face and went around with his Jaws in a sling for exactly 22 days and hours and 45 min utes thereafter.' ' Tom Watson at Lincoln. Washington Star. Tom Watson to open his presidential cam paign at Lincoln? And yet there are peo ple who assert that this la not going to be an Interesting campaign! Will Mr. Bryan introduce the speaker to his audience? Why not? Mr. Watson was one of Mr. Bryan's running mates in 1S96, and the two man are still In close agreement about public poll tics. The platform upon which Mr. Watson Is now standing Is not unacceptable to Mr. Bryan, while the leading features of the platform which Mr. Bryan will endeavor to have the democracy adopt In 1908 are in Mr. Watson's line. What If Mr. Bryan, for the purposes of the hour simply to keep his record "regular" la committed to Judge Parker? The man Is where his heart is, and Mr. Bryan's heart is with Mr. Wat son. Tom Watson at Lincoln will be an Interesting figure, and It will be In Mr. Bryan's power to make him more Interest ing. Should auld acquaintances be forgot? Or even suspended by the formalities of politics? ASSESSING THE RAILROAD. Tax Dodarlna: Methods la California Similar to Those In Nebraska. San Francisco Chronicle. The State Board of Equalisation Is en gaged In Its annual task of determining to what extent the great railroad corpora tions of the state shall be excused from the burden of taxation which other prop erty has to bear. At least, that has been the occupation of the board at Its previous foregatherlngs, and until it is known that there haa been a reform it will be as sumed that the performance will continue. The public and the press stand ready to give full credit to the board whenever by official action It demonstrates Us Intention to tax railroad property as other property is taxed. The Southern Paclflo company haa died its statement of tha "value" of Its properties In this state. The roadbed and rolling stock of the Southern Paclflo Rail road company of California are scheduled at 111.780 a mile. In 190 it waa assessed at $15,000 a mile. It Is bonded for over 136,000 a mile, has never defaulted in Inter est, and Its bonds are above par. This year It haa paid interest and sinking fund charges, expended about !3,400,0u0 for bet terments, has a large accumulated surplus on hand, and haa over $1,500,000 of net Income to be applied to dividends or more betterments. The roadbed and rolling stock of the Central Pacific is scheduled by the company at 116,370 a mile. It Is bonded at over (81,000 a mile, haa never defaulted, has this year paid all charges, and has S2,sl7,M5 to be applied to dividends or bet terments. As the Southern Pacific com pany holds nearly all the stocks of these two roads, and they are therefore not quoted '.n the exchanges, their value can not be given. The present value Is what ever the net Incomes above reported can pay reasonable dividends upon. Our present method of assessing railroads for taxation may or may not ba the beet method, but it la the method provided by our law, w tilth also declares that all prop, erty shall be assexard equally according to Its value. It does not say that It shall be assesued at its full value, and we believe that real estate In this city Is asaeased at about 70 per cent of the value at which It Is being sold In the different districts. If the railroads are to be asaeased at the same rate as other property, as the con stitution prescribes, It Is evident that to the known value of the bonds there should be added the value of the stock estimated on the basis of the net Income, and the assessment fixed at about 70 per cent of that sum. t'nlli the State Board of Equal isation does this It will not do Juntice. When It due It shall recolve due credit ROIID ABOl'T DEW YORK. Ripples aa the Torrent of Life la the Metroaolla. Many New York millionaires have re cluded private offices In downtown build ings, where they may not be disturbed by cullers with schemes or Importunities for donations. Cornelius Vanderbllt's retreat Is about aa large as a hall bed room. Its only furniture la a dek, a safe, a chair and a wart paper basket C. T. Terkea when In the metropolis escapes into a small office hidden away In the upper story of a lower Broadway building. He was a tenant fourteen months before the janitor found out who he was. His name Is not on the door; he has no clerk there, and the furni ture constats of a desk and a chair. No wonder the Janitor grew suspicious and asked the landlord one day If "that Mr. Terkea paid his rent" Some idea of the slie of Greater New Tork may be gained by the statement that there are ),O(0 employes on the pay ro'.l. This Is a greater number than many South American republics and petty monarchies of the old world carry. Including their standing armies. This number Includes the firemen, policemen and school teachers. Aa requlr.J by the charter, the list was Is. sued the other day at the end of the semi, yearly period. The Hat shows not only tha present salaries, but all Increases and de creases made during the last six months. The changes have been comparatively few and slight, except in the departments of police, fire and education, in which sal aries are graded according 10 length of service. Extremes meet In the crowds that flock from the trains that pull into the Grand Central station. "The new brougham horse won't do, John," said one wife, "even if it did cobt $500. I won't use It, and you must get an other one right away." "All right, dear," replied her husband; 'don't worry about It." "What do you think," announced the other woman, after the husband had kissed her and a troop of children. "I had to buy a ticket for baby." "What! Didn't you say she was under 5?" "Yes, but it made no difference. The con ductor made me pay 69 cents." "Well, It's no use crying over spilled milk," said her husband, aa the family passed on. "Don't worry about it." "Tipsy men, aa a rule, are sensitive and suspicious," says an observant bartender, In the New York Sun, "and their remon strances against criticism of their condi tion are often psychological revelations; but I had a case the other evening that was a little ahead of anything In that line I ever ran up against, "He was well dressed and every way all right young fellow, but It seemed to me that his Jag waa a little bit too elegant for so early In the evening, so, as he wabbled up to the buffet, I thought I would take hi nr. Into my confidence and do him a favor. " 'On the dead quiet. I said to him, 'I can fix you up something that will knock the raw edge off that brannigan of yours in ten minutes and start you on the turf again a sure winner.' "He steadied himself on the? counter, got a focus on me, and opened up. " 'Holy gee,' he said. 'Wash sh' think o' that? Been all afnoon coaxln' 'is jag togeiser, n it's cos" me rnore'n seven doll'n'alf. 'n I've Jus' str'd out t' show l th' town, 'n here's an un'precla've clxsen wants f knock't out in ten li'l mln'ts, wl' fifteen cents worth o' dope. Seven doll'n'alf jag 't took all afnoon to corral, 'n here's a clxsen wants t' spoil 't in ten mln'ts for fifteen cepts.' ,,, "And he toted his Jag out and took It somewhere, I suppose, where the value of It was more appreciated." Charles R. Flint has severed his connec tion as director with the American Chicle company, otherwise known as the "Chew ing Gum" trust. This is one of the com panles in the promotion of which Mr. Flint was prominent. Within the last two years successors have been chosen to suc ceed Mr. Flint In the directorate of a num ber of companies In which he formerly was active. At the annual meeting held in Jersey City the retiring board of directors was re elected, with the exception of J. C. Young and Mr. Flint, who were succeeded by George A. Stanton and Richard F. PuIIy. It was announced that the company had paid In dividends $900,000 to June SO, and had added to its surplus $211,000. Dividends were at the rate of 1 Pr cent quarterly on preferred stock and 1 per cent monthly on common stock. j The rush of children to gain admission to the vacation schools last week was so great aa to exceed by nearly one-third the capacity of the forty school buildings operated this summer. The crowds at the playgrounds have been nearly as great as at the vacation schools. On July 31 the number present at the fifty-eight play grounds was 48,641. This exceeds last year's average attendance by more than 15,000, In spite of the fact that there are four less playgrounds than last year. Henry Ciews, the banker, who has had an experience in Wall street extending over thirty years, was riding uptown on a crowded elevated train a few weeks ago. He was accompanied by a friend from up the state, and the latter, not accustomed to being jostled, remarked with a great deal of emphasis that It was terrible the way people were packed into the elevated cars. "This system," said Mr. Clews, who has a penchant for statistics, "carried 246.587,- 021 paeaengers from June $0, 1(03, to June 0. 1908." "I know they do a big business," said the man from the quiet village, "but they couldn't carry that many people. You know this country only baa a population of 80,- 000,000." A combination of Chinese capitalists Is about to open an elaborate chop suey res taurant on the outskirts of Chinatown. The scheme of decoration is not only fearfully and wonderfully Chinese In its vividness, but also of a moat expensive nature. Hand painted walla and ceilings, emblasoned with dragons and other Chinese devices, and finely finished parquet floors, are to be in evidence. There Is a sort of balcony pa Villon outside, on the second floor, sur mounted by an artistically executed Amer ican eagle, with outspread wings and de fiant beak, done In white stucco. A feature of the place will be an elabo rate menu In Chinese and English, giving the true pronunciation of the Chinese names for the dishes, together with an ac curate translation Into Kngllah, as far as the limited facilities of the language will permit. Many proprietors of stores have had their telephones removed because, as they ex- plain, they degenerated Into a nuisance. "It Is ' surprising how many men will 'hang up' a telephone call as gracefully as they do the receiver," said a saloonkeeper. "These same men would think It beneath their dignity to ask credit for a drink." A downtown atorekeeper makes a point of discouraging the use of his telephone from outside sources by a studious stu pidity In answering call. This discourages the person at the other end of the wire. "I have to do It," he said, "to stop the nlusance. Otherwise I should have a thou sand calls a day from people who would make a rendezvous of my store.' POLITICAL SNAPSHOTS. Brooklyn Eigle (dem ): This Is the sea son when the experts who cn tell you all about It are compiling their election statis tics. On November t they will trust to In spiration to explain the disparity between the farts and the statistics. Cincinnati Enquirer (dem.): There Is much nonsense about the claim thst cam paigns Interfere with business. It would be as reasonable to say that the time spent In moral organisation Is an Injury to the monetary Interests of the cltlr.en. The more people there are who are Intelligent on the subject of parties and public administra tion the better our system will be. Baltimore American (rep ): Judge Par ker hna made no reply to the broadside of the young Rochester woman who rhnrped him with reserving to himself and his family personal rights which he denied to her as litigant before his court. But per haps the learned Judge has In mind the wise and prudent parrot, who, on being re proached for his taciturnity, ssked perti nently what was the use of talking when ycu had nothing to say. Philadelphia Tress (rep ): As Judge Par ker will not be officially notified of his nomination until August 10 It Is pretty safe to say that he will not lose a chsnce of holding on to his present office by resign ing before August 8. Judge Parker under stands too well the Improbability of his election to put any obstacle In the way of his obtaining a state office In New York, though his resignation would naturally be expected at once to enable the people to choose his successor. Minneapolis Journal (rep.): It la not sur prising to learn thnt President Roosevelt's notification speech has made many friends for him in New York. It ought to strengthen the public? confidence In him everywhere. It was a remarkable speech and the campaign committee ia wise to give it generat circulation as a campaign docu ment. No better will be Issued during tho campaign. It is short, so that people will read It, and It tells the whole story. Kansas City Times (Ind.): The strong and plausible Intimation that David B. Hill would be the man chosen for secretary of state in the event of Tarker's election must cause the democratic masses a good many sober thoughts. It always must be taken Into account that something may happen to the president. Something Is almost sure to happen to a vice president pretty soon after he reaches his 82d year. The next In the line of presidential succession is the secretary of state. PERSONAL NOTES. M. Turc, an engineer In the French navy, has devised a new form of craft with the idea of minimizing the pitch and roll of ocean vessels. It was perhaps a coincidence that on the very day of the lifting of the ban on the use of balloon torpedoes in warfare dyna mite should have been employed by an as sassin in St. Petersburg for the destruction of human life. Opie Reed, the novelist, has at last con fessed to the authorship of "The Confes sion of Marguerite," Ho says the reason he did not put his name to the book was solely that he thought his character In congruous with his established reputation. Judge Parker at home Is by no means a silent man. He likes to talk to every one. It does not matter whom he meets, he will strike up a conversation. He spends as much of his time as possible going about his farm, talking to the workmen, looking at the stock and helping In the field. Within two minutes after the stone cop ing of the New York Times building fell ten ambulanco lawyers were on the spot seeking the business of possible victims. Real exponents of hustle no longer abide In the west, because things come easy our way. ' In the east the rule is hustle or go hungry. Emlle Robin, the aged vice president of the French Society for Saving the Ship wrecked, assists similar societies In other countries. At the recent meeting of the allied German society It was announced that M. Robin had agaJh sent a handsome sum $7,500 the Interest on which was to be divided among old mariners and widows and orphans. Felix Adler enjoys a good story even when it Is on himself and does not hesi tate to tell them. Two women who at tended his lectures at Carnegie hall. New York, for many weeks, called upon Mr. Adler at his residence one day and one of them very enthuslstlrally said: "We wUh to tell you in person how much we have enjoyed your lectures. We wish to thank you for them. We have enjoyed them for months and now we go back to our own church perfectly satisfied." WANTED A DC.VQ STARTER. Need of an Expert to Tap the Davis Dar'l. Chicago Inter Ocean. In the old days, when hard cider was dis. pensed freely at political meetings, at log rollings and house raisings, the need of the hour was a bung starter. A barrel full of cider with faucet In place when put in proper position for delivering Its con tents to the thirsty often refused to de liver. More often than otherwise the cider came In driblets or in unsatisfactory little streams that failed to satisfy the impatient and thirsty. At such times there was clamor for some body to knock out the bung. If the bung could be loosened there was a free flow of the elder. It this did not satisfy those waiting with cups and buckets the bung could be knocked out. Then everybody had enough elder. As a rule, however, tho supply was satisfactory if the bung could be started and when the liquid refused to run from the ordinary outlet the cry waa for a bung starter. This consisted of a heavy hammer or mallet, which in a stalwart hand was used to pound first on this side and then on the other of the bung. It should be stated that tbe bung in a barrel was put in to stay and that It took much pounding and much skillful manipulating to atart it In the proper way. Therefore it was always desirable to have at hand a bung starter. In this campaign the democratic barrel was supposed to be in charge of Hon. Henry O. Davis, candidate for vice presi dent. It waa Intimated, if not definitely stated, that he would open the barrel to the extent of $1,000,000. Mr. Davis snd his friends have declared that the abatement or intimation was unwarranted. He has the barrel. It la full of money. But up to this time the democratic committee has not been able to secure any results in the ordinary way. The managers of the cam paign want a bung starter. It Is plain that the ordinary campaign contributions from Mr. Davis or from other millionaires associated with him wi'l not be satisfactory to the managers or to tha rank and file of the party. Something must be done. Must Mr. Davis be sub jected to the pounding or to the manipula tion formerly bestowed upon refractory barrels In tire old time? If so, who will La the bung starter? The democratic party of this day is In need of a gtod many thing. It needs principle and undurstanding of Its own platform and peace In Its own ranks, but just at this tune Its greatest need la a bung starter. Cldest and Largest Kllitirj School 1 KM SIlMI, Wtat. aAifcM LUES TO A LA COH. "Does your husband take ss much Inter eft In horse raclra; as be used to?" "Yes." answered young Mrs. TiTkina, "Charley can always tell the day before a race which horse ought to ln snd the day after why he dldn l." Ind'.anapoils Kena. "In spite of the Insinuations we hear," paid the patriot, ' there lire men who leave public onlee as poor as when they en ured It." "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum. "Now adays a financier has got to be a poli tician, but It doesn't follow that a poll tlclan is a financier." Washington Star. "Pantm Is an awful coward." "What makes you think nnV "Why, He s afraid of his wife." "Well, of course. Hut I saw him Stop a runaway horse last night." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Hewson That roan Ri-alpcr tin's a natural bent toward speculation. Hume Yes, snd the last time he bent too far and went broke. Town Topics. "I snppca" you heard about Marklev. Poor fellow, he's lost his power of speech." "Nonsense! Whv. only this morning he was niiirrled to Miss Strongmlnd and" "Well?" Philadelphia Press. Fnggle Do those forelun noblemen who come over here to visit us acquire many of our customs? Wsgle I presume so. At sny rate, they borrow a great deal from us. Town Topics. Taw, what is the 'eastern question'?" "Any hemlllne you see over an Item of pews concerning the war In the east, my son." Chicago Tribune. Mrs. Casey Where's your husband workln'? Mrs. O'Flannlean He ain't workln'; he's on the polls force. Town Topics. "Ho you lost your position as under taker's assistant?" "Yes. You see, I used to be a conductor on a street car and I couldn't get out of the way of telling people to step lively, please." Washington Star. Mrs. Ferguson George, dear, you know you handed me $7.60 this morning for pocket money? Mr. Ferguson Yes. Mrs. Ferguson Well, I went downtown this afternoon to buy a few thlrws with tt. 1 got caught In a crush In R street car door nnrter It turned out to be pickpocket money. Chicago Tribune. LEWIS AND CLARK CENTENNIAL. A hundred years ago a rude sail tent was set By tre Missouri's flood far frontier, wild and rough Beneath its tthade the white and red man met, Struck hands, smoked pipe and named It Council Bluff. The curious catbird's querulous question note ' Challenged the Invaders of his solitude; The warning from the wlldwood warbler's throat Hushed the harsh clamor of her startled brood. Beneath the bluff the river beat its breast. Mad that its mystery should so soon be told; Beyond the boundless prairie stretching west Mimicked the August sun with disks of gold. And over all the earth, the sky, the stream Bloomed the first blush the new-born infant smile Fond nature, waking from some tender dream, To meet her coming master wore tha while. Those distant decades like a vesper bell Their sweet, far echoes haunt the pises and hour; The boatman with his torrent-tossed cor deile The red man with the prairie for his dower. Stip other echoes answers thro' the years' The song of bugles morning, night and noon And In the closer twilight shade appears Fort Atkinson and later Fort Calhoun. The march of hungry millions, farther west The wagon train the locomotive shriek The city's surging' with its strung un- . rest The triumph of the strong above the weak. One question In It all In calumet smoke. In bird and bugle note In prairie sod; In city's tumult; In the piston stroke; The question still of destiny and God. And, met today upon historic ground, To mark the memory of hallowed spot Shall we find In each other's eyes around The answer now a hundred years forgot? AugUBt 8, 1904. A. E. SHELDON. Summer TONIC When worn out with the day's heat there is nothing so refreshing and invigorating as HORSFORD'S Acid Phosphate SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. LASELL Seminary Tor Young Women, Auburndale, Matt. Training the intellect at the expense of the body or at a sacrifice of womanly spirit and womanly graces is a condition that cannot exist at Lanell. What the woman shall be, rather than what she ean do, is here considered of first import ance. Th highest standard is maintained for the intellectual development, but here, as in no other school fur young women, tbe purely scholastic work is combined with a unique and practical training in the implication of the various branches of J)onieuo hvienoe. Above all, it is the aim at Lae)l to prepare each student for the greatest usefulness in life, to fit her for the womanly duties of hoaie keeso in, to polish her with the social graces sal charm of bearing that mark true womanhooav Specialists preside in all branches, and the school is kept purposely small in number of students to Insure the beat individual results and a true home atmosphere. Everything that a beautiful suburban loaf tlon can offer for health, comfort and pleasure Is secured at Auburndale and lioston's wealth of educational adrantages and historio interests but ten utiles distant. Laxell is well worth investigating. Many parents have written strong commendatory letters on the unusual quality of th school work. 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