THE OMAHA' DAILf BEE: SUNDAY, JJTSE 19, . 1904. 18 Tie Omaiia Sunday Beel E. R08KWATER, EDITOR. PCBLTSHED EVERT MORNIUQ. TERM8 OF SUBSCRIPTION. Duly Bee (without Bunday), On Year.41-M JJaiiy hp and Hunday, une xear vu Illustrated B, One Year s-M Funday Be. One Year W Saturday Bee. One Year i nt Twentieth Century Farmer, One Tear.. l.W DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Dally Bee (without Sunday), per copy 2c Lolly Bee (without Sunday), per week....l2o lolly Bee ln-ludlng Bunday), per week.. .17c Sunday Bee, per copy .- o Kvenlng Bee, (without Bunday), per week. c Evening Be (Including Bunday), per week 10c Complaint of Irregularity In delivery should be addressed to City Circulation Depa, tment OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building, Twenty-fifth and M Street. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. ' Chicago 16 Unity Building. New York 232 Park Row Building. Washington 401 Fourteenth Street. .CORRESPONDENCE. 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Txschuck, secretary of Th B Publishing Company, being duly sworn, ay that the actual number ot full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Be printed during th month of May, 104, was as follows: l ao,eoo IT 89,630 t ,....s,090 u so.oeo a SO.TeO ' 1 .....BO,10 4 2,T30 S,480 c so,eio n so,ao 3W.K40 8 .....ati,1tM) I r,HO n ,...21),oto I 30,700 24 JW.TtM) 1 00,110 X6 29.840 10 .....SO,lBO .; St,SOO II ,m if....- jro.rio 12 S,7ftO 28 29,940 U. 9t)lOO 2t ST.lOO U 20,00 W S9,M0 16 90,030 n 20,730 IS. 80,010 .BllJtoO Less unsold and, returned copies 10,028 Ket total sale 001,821 Net average galea 89,091 GEO. B. TZ8CHUCK. Subscribed In bit presence and sworn to before me this list day of May, A. D. l&M. . tSoal) It. B. HUNGATE, I Notary Public. All the roads now lead to Chicago. The Bee Is &3 years young today. We accept congratulations. . . A Chicago physician Is said to bare loot his way and temper in the World's Fair city. Served dim tight Fortunately for the Omaha public schools, the controversy over the legacy tsoxa Milwaukee Is a closed Incident The railroad tax agents have earned their vacations as well as. their salaries. They may now proceed to the summer resorts. The first real battle of the Japanese and Russian armies Is yet to be fought All the engagements up to date are mere . skirmishes. , The man who accepts the nomination for rice president at Chicago will have a lard time. to look fearless and bold ,when lie meets "Uncle Joe" Cannon. The problems of the future have all been solved by the graduating class of the high school. It only remains for rrovldence to carry Out the program. Blnce Its delegation of "lily-whites" has been turned down by the republican rational committee it may be safe to plue Louisiana tn the democratic col umtM In declaring against the candidacy of Judge Gray of Delaware Mr. Bryan has given Parker delegates a, tip on how to vote should their candidate be forced out of the contest ' William K. -Vanderbllt la creating a sensation In Switzerland, but ' not as much as "Reggie" would create should he Introduce himself to police headquar ter In New 1 York. In their studies of natural history at St Louis the members of the Jacksonlan club may expect to And the St Louis "kitty" even niore' ferocious and hungry tliau the variety kept at home. - Now that the State Railroad Assess-' tnent board has adjourned, we may con fidently look for a marked Increase In railroad earnings and a decided rise In railroad stocks In the netfuture - Nebraska may not get the vice presi dency, but she will have the satisfaction of being accorded five or more assistant sergeants a t-anna to keep order In the convention ball. What more do you .want? 1 i Not to be stopped from seeing a race at ' Chicago with more than one entry delegates to the republican national con vention who arrived there 'yesterday quit talking politics and went to the Derby. There Is really some ground for fear of the "yellow peril" after all. The son of .former Chfbese Minister Wu has taken honors at the Atlantic City high school over thirty-five American bcys and girls. The Wisconsin "stalwarts," headed by Senator Spooner, have been awarded prima facie recognition by the. repub , llcun x national committee. . The unex pelted does not happen as often as the expected. Secretary Sbaw says that he did not Intend to reflect upon the methods of the exposition management when he said the fair should be more widely ad vertised. May be he simply Intended to give the' show greater publicity, and he surely succeeded if that was his object. t-?q . j Kusslung say .that Japanese soldiers have mutilated the dead at Vafangow and a protest will be made. Japan also threatens to protuist against the use of a Japanese flag by the Kuttblans, all of which would ludlcute that the people of both counUlua are warming up to. the fight A TBfKD VT A CKBTURT. Thirty-three years ago this day The Omaha Bee made Its advent Into the arena of American Journalism. During its strenuous career, spanning a third of a century, marvelous changes have taken place In the commercial, indus trial, political and social conditions of the city of its birth. During those thirty-three years It has -witnessed the growth of Omaha from a struggling town of 15,000 population to one of the grat commercial centers and industrial emporiums of the valley of the Missis sippi. It has also witnessed the develop ment of the state that had been only a few years previously designated on the map as the Great American desert into one of the most fertile, wealthy and pop ulous commonwealths in the. American union. In this evolution The Bee has not been an idle spectator or drone, but a most In dustrious worker and potent factor. Without Idle boasting The Bee can truthfully claim to occupy front rank among the forces and agencies that have contributed toward- the making of Omaha and Nebraska, as well as the section contributory to this city what they are today. Within these thirty three years The Bee has stimulated and supported every Important enterprise that promised to promote the material welfare of Nebraska and especially that of Nebraska's commercial metropolis, and Its contributions toward the up building of this city have not been merely empty phrases and cheap advice, but monumental structures that have af forded employment to labor and distrib uted hundreds of thousands' of dollars among manufacturers and merchants. Within this thirty-three years the aggre gate money expended among wage work ers employed In its production haa ex ceeded $3,000,000, but the money 'ex pended for labor and material In the up building of Omaha counts a nothing when compared with the standing adver tisement to Omaha's greatness furnished by the metropolitan standard of Journal ism and the reputation as one of the greatest newspapers in America which The Bee has established and maintained for itself. Last but not least The Bee has ren dered Invaluable, service to Omaha and Nebraska in its fearless championship of honest government its relentless opposi tion to corruption in publfc office and its unyielding opposition to the aggression of corporate monopoly. For thirty three years, In season and out of season, The Bee has stood for Omaha and Ne braska, and it has never been more thoroughly entrenched In the hearts of the people thap it is today. t WB ARK AJUKRICAB. What la the proper designation of a citizen of the United States? In every country of the civilized world he; Is called an American and he everywhere regards himself as an American. , . Go where be will he la so hailed and so expects to be. He is ot ordinarily called a citizen of the Doited States, al though that Is a very proper and abso lutely correct deslgpatlon, but be is everywhere spoken of as an American, which simply means that he la a citizen of the United States. '' la that sufficient? In the opinion of he Department of State that needs to be corrected so far as the designation of our diplomatic representatives abroad are concerned and therefore it has Is sued an order that requires that our diplomatic representatives abroad shall substitute "American" for "United States" In their official 'documents. We, observe that this Idea of the De partment of- State la very generally ap proved of, and yet It is a departure about which there may be some debate. '. For example, the constitution of the United States starts out with a' propo sition which It would seem - ought to have some consideration when It cornea to changing the name of the republic. Establishing the rale that our ambas sadors, ministers and consuls shall call themselves "Americans" la all ,very well In the abstract but it Is a question able proposition when It comes to a de parture from a long-established prin ciple which is sacred to a majority of the Americas people. ' . t ovu xayal btrmuqtb. In an address before the Franklin In stitute of Philadelphia a few days ago. Rear Admiral Melville discussed the naval strength of the United States, pointing out that It represents more than our number of battleships, built' and building. He said that the present or ganization 6f the Navy department is a remarkably strong and able one and that the victories pf our navy were the outcome of the workings of that splen did system. He expressed the opinion that the navy and nation should be slow to give up an organization that la ao simple that its detail work can be com prehended within a few weeks by every executive administrator upon assuming office. Rear Admiral Melville said that our continental rivals are ready to acknowl edge that we are upon an equality with them as regards the penetrative quality of our armament and the character of our personnel, yet by reason of our weakness in the number of trained men and of our lack of supply of modern guns it is maintained abroad that we are .really behind Germany In these re spects. While be did not concede the justice of this foreign view. Rear Ad miral Melville still contended that our navy is not as strong as it should be and said that the Increase should be progressive. "It may be," be said, "that this nation will be free from war for many years, but where a nation asserts certain doctrines that Interfere with the colonization projects or commercial rights of rival powers, the maintenance of such doctrine can only be at times by force of anna." He thought that force of circumstances will compel us to assert a paramount right in the West Indies and the north Pacific and that "we must either build a navy capable of maintaining this claim or else, sacri fice foreign trade that is a necessity to the disposal of our surplus agricultural and manufactured products." It la not to be doubted that this is the view quite generally entertained In naval circles and while popular sehtl ment may not wholly favor It yet there is no doubt that the opinion very ex tenslvely prevails that the United States cannot wisely abandon the policy of in creasing ita sea power. It Is not neces sary that we should In this respect enter into rivalry with other maritime nations, but it is manifestly desirable that we shall not fall Into the rear of all of them In the matter of naval strength. We do not need a navy for aggressive purposes, but we do need one that will be capable not only ' for defense but also for the safeguarding of our rights and interest throughout the world. RUSSIA'S TRAX8PORTATIUM rBOBLtU Tne Russian government la - contem plating a reinforcement of Its army In Manchuria to the extent of half a .mil lion men. Indeed the czar has given out according to reports from the Rus slan capital, that If necessary he will send a million men into the far east There is no doubt that he means thla and that an effort will be made to put a very much larger body of troops Into the war area than la now there. Russia real lzes that unless this is done her bold upon Manchuria la absolutely lost and more than this that her power In Asia will be utterly destroyed. The recognition of this, obvious to the world, will of necessity spur Russia to the employment of every resource at her command to at least hold her own In the far east But she la confronted1 by a problem of transportation that Is far more seri ous than that of raising armies. It is not a difficult matter for the Russian government to put a few hundred thou sand men into the field. All it has to do la to Issue, an order for the conscrip tion of a certain number of soldiers and as soon as It Is possible to get them together they can be concentrated In camps and subjected to the process'of making them soldiers. The matter of taking these soldiers several thousand miles and feeding them Is another prop osition of a very different nature. Tills matter of transportation Is one of the serious questions that is confront ing the Russian government and It has a very decided bearing upon the war. It is all very well to talk about sending a million troops to the far east but how are they to be got there? Accord lng to an authentic estimate of the facll ltlea of the Siberian railroad for supply lng reinforcements and food to the army In Manchuria it is not possible to carry Into the theater of war more than a fejw thousands troops a day and only suffi cient supplies to provide for even the small force that can be convened from day to day. A newspaper correspond ent in the far east points out that it Is absolutely Impossible foj the' Russians to send reinforcements over the Siberian railroad- to the number. of more than 2,000 or' 8,000 a day and that even at this rate there will be difficulty in pro viding f or'.them. This Is the perplexing trouble, Im mensely costly, with' which the Russian government is contending. There is an Immense military force available, ' but it must be transported over thousands of mile and must be "fed. It Is a com paratively easy matter to' feed a million of soldiers in Russia, but one-third of that number of men on foreign, soil, where the supplies have to be shipped to them, 1s a very different proposition and this is the difficulty that Russia has to meet In the 'far east Thus far It has not given her very much trouble, but the difficulty la growing and will un doubtedly make Itself very manifest within the near future, especially if the Japanese should continue their suc cesses. ' i MTB1CM- OF TWU MEDICAL CODK. By what should bills for professional services rendered by medical practition ers be gauged? Should the same service always command fhe same remunera tion, or should the charge be adjusted to the patron's pocketbook on a sliding scale? What constitutes an excessive fee and what a. reasonable one? Is It the service rendered or the skill and reputation of the physician, or the wealth or the poverty of the patient that should be the determining factor In fix ing the price? These are some of the pertinent or perhaps impertinent questions precipi tated Into discussion by the recent ruling of the supreme court of Missouri, re versing a verdict for f 12,000 as excessive in a case where a physician had ued for $30,000.. In this particular case the plaintiff admitted that the annual In come of. his practice aggregated only about $10,000, and while be had gone from St Louis to New York to care for the patient he had' chalked the time up at the rate of $100,000 a year. It seems also that the patient must have died, although that la not quite clear, but the young man's father was rich and th physician thought he could stand It Just what considerations led the court to declare the $12,000 verdict excessive may never be disclosed, yet the layman la at liberty to speculate upon the ele ments that enter Into the value of pro fessional services. It Is Just possible the judges may have been up against doctors' bills themselves and have concluded-that they now hadsa chance to get even with someone. The wonder is that some enterprising syndicate pro moter has not yet started a medical de partment store where professional serv ices would ' be sold like dry goods or groceries, with uniform price labels at tached. A millionaire could hen get a bargain as well as the pauper by watch ing his chance to get tick on special days. The rule of a successful business man is one price to all marked in plain fig ures, but the rule established by the medical code' seems to be that of charg ing what the traffic will bear, the only limit being to get the maximum Income without stopping the source of supply. If it is not worth more to re store health to a man earning $50, 000 a year than to restore health to a man earning $500 a year, even though they suffer the same disease and the first requires no more attention or skill than the second, there would be no advantage In classing medical science among the professions. Advice, whether legal," medical or spiritual, haa neither market quotations nOr tax assessor's ap praisement As a result we are ail left at the mercy of the old economic law of supply and demand to keep the doctors' bills within bounds with an oc"cas!onal appeal to a court of justice to operate as a safety valve. In his recent talk on practical politics before the Yale law school students Sen ator DepSw startled his audience By ad vising young men not to seek public office until they had acquired a compe tence or a self-sustaining business. Ac cording to Senator Depew the greatest misfortune that can happen to a young man that has only character and educa tion and noncapital is to accept office, and his saddest experience bad .been to try and find places for men of great ability who had been thrown out of office by changes of politics at a time of life when they could find nothing else to do. With his ripe experience garnered dur ing nearly half a century of public life Cbauncey Depew certainly Is in position to express an opinion that should carry weight It is exceedingly doubtful, how ever, whether his sound advice will be heeded by the vast majority of young men whose ambition for public life out weighs all the arguments that may be advanced in opposition. One reason, however, why honest young men who enter public life cannot earn a compe tence and remain honest Is because of their disinclination to emulate the ex ample of other honest young men who are employed in commercial and indus trial concerns who are willing to live within their incomes. Coming events cast their shadows be fore. This applies strikingly to the pro posed negro presidential convention, to be held at St Louis, July 6. Its purpose is to nominate a colored candidate for the presidency and to make a fight for him in New York, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Indiana and Illinois, with the manifest view of diverting a sufficient number of negro voters from Roosevelt to make those states debatable and, if possible, to carry them for the demo cratic national candidates. Leslie's Weekly characterizes this scheme as a "shabby piece of work, worthy 5l its originators, who propose to make a side show of the democratic national conven tion," which convenes at St Louis on the same day. We apprehend, however, that the average negro voter knows a hawk from a handsaw. He is intelligent enough not to be duped into throwing away his vote In a national campaign year, particularly n states where it would count against the party that has labored for his emancipation and ele vation and secured for him the political rights which be enjoys. What's the matter with the boys who are attending public school nowadays that all four of the honor marks for proficiency In the graduating class of the Omaha High school should be scooped up by the girls? Are the boys falling down or are the girls slmpiy moving forward faster than the boys? Surely the boys will sot concede Intel lectual superiority to the girls then the cause must be looked for outside In too much military drill, too many athletic diversions, too little study and too much laziness. Boys, wake up and strike a twentieth century gait The automobile ordinance is defective In one particular In which It should be promptly amended. It should require applications for licenses takes out by foreign auto companies to be made in the name ot a resident agent or repre sentative, whoxcould be held for penal ties or damages for Infraction of the regulations. Absentee ownership should not be allowed to constitute exemption from responsibility. A lot of building projects for Omaha are being held in .abeyance. If not indefi nitely postponed, because of Inability to getwhat are considered reasonable bids from responsible contractors. Build ing ought to be done as cheaply here aa in any of the surrounding cities and towns, except possibly for a slight In crease en the labor account While the National Association of Newspaper Circulation affidavit swear ers waa holding ita convention at To ronto, the Omaha fakir who procured advertisements from gullible merchants on a guaranteed circulation of 250,000, of which less than (50.000 are said to have been printed, found it more Con genial to stay at home. Ae SeeST at Yoatk. Minneapolis Times. Nebraska, and Kansas ar fifty years old this summer and hava mors speeches to show for their half century than soma states have produced tn a whola on. ' Baal of Much F"m. Philadelphia Ledger. Judo- Miller of Mississippi thinks that high 'wages oaua idUnesa beoaus they give th recipient a chance to bo Idle. On the advantages of being on ta nncn that you can bav need paid to any old opinion. , Look to fVor Bill. Washington Post. Th new S100 counterfeit bill has a very poor picture of Thomas Hart Benton. Tour familiarity with Mr. Benton's portrait on good $100 bills should enable you to de tect th counterfeit without to aid of glasses. ,' Tkt Two MeKlaley. ' Pprtngfleld Republican. Th 1st Abner McKlnley bor a singular resemblanc to hi brother, th president His fac was a harder, roor roughly cut model after th earn pattern. Natur varlua human eoununanc aa she varus th leave en a trse. Tout with a slgnlncanc m every difference sucn as aoes n pnm to th nirnwM nfflr of th leaf. Abner McKlnleT' head and restore ' fitted hi Ufa's leaser 'amplitude. War HIM Ml. New Tork Bun. "What Is needed In a political campaign. I not a douche, but gunpowder. Th lat ter commodity Mr. Hltt does not keep m stock. Moreover, he would labor under th disability of needing to b Introduced to many of his own constituents. Under th circumstance-, we Imagln that our wide awake chief magistrate would say to him "Hltt,, I lov you, but jrou cannot start a prairie Are." , The America Iavaaloa. Philadelphia Pres. ' Th Spaniard ar not feeling so bitter towards th United States a to overtook the lower rate offered In this country on trucks and other such things for us on electric traction systems. A Philadelphia firm haa lust made a contract to supply those thing to a Una In Barcelona, and anothsr contract was mad by th sam arm with a company In Oporto, Portugal, "Sow Tsa're Talklaa." Phlladelnhla Record. riii,. miin, wnmen are. on th avertg. both taller and heavier than th young women of twenty year ago. uur soiaier. are heavier and taller than tho of any ' nation except th Russians. It may do aa m It ted that there Is a tendency In Amerl can families to fewer children and a lea eneA birth rate, but it is a mtstak to attempt to account for such results by showing that they are a consequence ot tnn much als-ebra and too little absorption of phosphates. Th girls ar all right and getting liner and fairer as tne oays go oy Blake Way for the Procession. Cleveland Leader. Juno la the month of brides. God bless theml with a large share of th blessing reserved for the groom aa well. io every couple lately assuming residence In th holy stat of matrimony we can wish no greater guerdon than enduring lov. xno enthusiasm of haDDlness will not last; calm content, engendered by klndrednes of soul, is a better and mors valuable as set Thank God that desplt th preva lent of the nroblem play, the erotic novel and th divorce attorney, marriage haa not been on whit unpopularlieo among sensi ble people, nor haa the potency of lov lost a single grain of gold. OBLIGATIONS TO THE DOCTORS. wMot Progressive of th Learned Pro fessions" Sainted. Philadelphia Record. Th American Medical association's an nual convention in Atlantic City brought together the largest number of eminent physician and surgeons who ar In th habit of aHsemlglng for professional ad vantage, combined with a little recreation. Tho occasion Invites acknowledgment of the enormous obligations of society to the profession one which In tho vary nature of the case la the most progressive of all th learned professions, and which, for that reason, reflects more perfectly than any other the Intellectual progress of th age. Divinity and law progress, yt they ar In evitably moored to ancient revelation and to irecedente and established principles. Medicine and surgery are as progressive aa pure selenca, with several, 7 of whoso branches -they ar most intimately con nected. So rapid Is the growth of knowl edge, and so oonstant th change of method in the healing art that a dis tinguished doctor who was consulted about the revision of a professional library gave th short and" comprehensive prescription to throw away every book mor than, ten years old. , There ar still living persons who can re member when surgery ventured little be yond amputations, and "saw-bones" was not a very misleading piece of slang. Now the wonders of abdominal surgery follow so fast upon each other as to exclt little astonishment, and even an Injured heart has been repaired. Medicine has suffered somewhat In, popular estimation from th greater wonders, of th knife, though un justly. , Diseases that were hopeless ar now considered hardly serious; epidemics ar stayed; sanitation is making illness rather a fault than a misfortune; preven tive medicin Is taking th place of the curative; th voice of Rachel weeping for her children Is not heard as it was a cen tury ago, and a material addition has been mad to th average of human life. In spit ot th strain f modern life, of which so much is heard, there la little doubt that the period of man's activity haa been con siderably prolonged. W may still lest about detors, as of everything, but we are under great and growing obligations to them. COMBINING ALL TUB MINES. MapoUalas of Natnr' Storahoaso Grow Apsee. Chicago Record-Herald. Such a story aa 4hat which la told of th absorption of all th metal mine of th country by a Rockefeller combination must arus ranswad Interest In the dis cussion of monopoly. Whether It la a tru stry r not It oertalnly doe not deal with th Impossible. Mr. Rockefeller Is already at th had of on oorporation whlok dominates th oil bullae of th uniiea states and yields him million an nually. U waa known to b so hoavlly Interested in mining properties befor the present story waa published that hi waalth was greatly augmented from this ouro. He haa tremendous Investments! Mm ,Mm m m. hwmwi wuwh companies, which are yielding him larg return, and through thm a profitable connection la s- tabttshed between th related Industrie In which he Is engaged. Bteel, oal and iron ar, all' In trust-Ilk proportions, con tribute to swell his incam to- such six that every year's reoelpta would b as teemed a great capital evan by rich men. Suppose now that th organising genius, with th steady accretion of million, should be tursed to th acquisition ot th precious metals at first hand. Means would aslly b found to puroha any property that waa wanted, and if Mr. Rockefeller should nter th field as a prospector his system would captur that branch of the mining business. He might leav th Chi nes to work th beds of deserted stream for a profit of 60 cents a day, but he would 111 en all th unclaimed quarts ledge through th aklllful disposition of aa army if experts, dredge rivers with modern machinery, or defleot them from their courses If need war. Thla tendency to monopoly might be re garded also as in sOra senses only a nat ural development from existing oondltlona Th era of mining by great corporations U already far advanoed; suuii chance as were opea to th man with hovl and pick in I860 have disappeared. Capital la th principal beneficiary of tho mining lands. A great combination would merely perfect what is partly accomplished, and at th sam tlm It would be In accerd with th method that hav prevailed In other in dustrlea. But what la all this monopolising of nature's storehouse going to lead toT Wher will th vast power that la now be ing acquired by a few Individual b lodged finally? Certainly If th combination en dure there 1 a still greater oombinatloa that must hav something very decisive to say as to th way in which th power may PERSONAL AND OTTTERWISH. Boocena Sokop is on of the latest ar rival from th old world. Mr. Sokup Is a rip member of a distinguished family, and will not be lonesome if he live up to hi nam. Kuropatkln comes next for a dressing. Unci Russell Sag doesn't Ilk vacations. That's on reason why Rusa has an abund ance of th coin. But what a lot of fuft he haa missed. A St Louis Judge flouts th Idea that doctor may gauge their bill by the wealth of the patient Doctors must un derstand that they cannot appropriate without protest on of th tradition ot th legal profession. The only marked observanoe of flag day in New Tork City was in th foreign so tlons. Pilgrims from th old world, as a rule, show keener appreciation of liberty than th natlva because they hav lived under and felt th blight ot monVrchy. Sir Mortimer Durand, the British am bassador, waa Introduced to a Virginia mint Julep the other day. Draining the glass with every Indication of rapture,'' ha gavs expression to this brilliant perora tion. . "A capital drink that; 1 11 take another." Diplomatic tact la a wonderful accomplishment when rightly stimulated. Mlttened bachelors ar given hopeful en couragement by a brav gallant at Ply mouth, Pa, who haa entered suit for 15,000 for breach of promise. A, heartless girl threw him over after he had given her a diamond ring and a good time. It is about time to show the giddy that tru hearts, though broken, can rend a shirtwaist for burnt .coin. . Pessimists who rail about llbcrQea lost evidently do not keep tap on th'sal with which courts uphold and defend th real thing. A Jersey judge decides that a girl has a perfect right to ait on th lap of her best fellow; a New Tork Judge hold that snoring in church Is an Inalienable right; a Pennsylvania Solomon affirm that a father of a girl has a right to throw her steady out of doors If he hangs around after 11 p. tn., and a mid-west judge de crees that a man doe not have to have his mother-in-law in the house. No mat ter what politicians may do, liberty will thrive in spots while Judges live. RIOT OF ANCESTRY FADS. Organisation Fllmslly FouadeoT by Flimsy People. Collier's Weekly. Patriotism Is a treble emotion which lends Itself .easily to the ridiculous. A Boston woman has carried th fad for ancestry societies to its legitimate conclusion' by heading a movement to consolidate the grandchildren of the war veterans of 18614. Her society should hava at least th merit of voluminous enrollment. It haa already led to suggestions for aunts of the heroes uf San Juan hill, brothers-in-law of con scripts of the' 60s, and first cousins one removed of Filipino exterminators. Any thing which is snobbery masquerading as historic interest or patriotism deserves bur lesque. Patriotism, according to Dr. Jon son, Is the last refuge ot a scoundrel. So cially It Is rather th last refuge of a fool. Perhaps wa can get beyond the war, and organic all th relatives of Carnegie heroes. A herolo race need no hero fund. A race of patriots needs no patriotic gos sip parties. Historical societies should be composed of historians. Snobbishness, pedantry and their kindred vloes consist in putting aa over emphasis on som on possession or distinction, . and the smaller the trait celebrated the pettier th vie. Pedantry, which 1 th vanity of knowl edge. Is therefor a step or two above snobbishness, which Is th vanity f class. The, singular fertility, shown by th genealogy societies In devices for making themselves ridiculous Is to be explained by th absurdity of th motives on which they are founded.' Lavlnla I, queen of th Holland dames, and her theatrical career were a natural outcome of the pseudo patriotlp movement. In organisations fllmslly founded, flimsy people get to the top. The Boston woman and her new burlesque will be well employed if they hasten the end of queens, daughters and dames. Our librarians are kept busy fur nishing books to women who wish to dig up remote ancestry for social glamor. EDUCATION AND ROMANCE. Sentimental Attachment Are Rndely Shatter by Realltl, . Chicago Chronicle. That co-education discourages matri mony la th solemn conviction of the pres ident of a Boston co-educational institu tion, and th theory la not without th sup port of logto and the evidanc of experi ence. The aenttmantal attachments of , youth ar founded largely on idealisation of character, which a mingling of the sexes tends to destroy. While some philosophers argue that all sentiment Is the result of contiguity, it Is also tru that contiguity often results In the degree of familiarity that breeds contempt., Th maiden who la devoted to study has little time for love-making, and besides the knowledge of man and affair she ac quires in a college course dispels many illusion concerning th masculine sex and enable her to penetrat th thin veil of romanoe and discern th stern realities that lie behind It It is recorded that a well known heir was once cured of an Infatuation for a celebrity who approximated Apollo pn see ing him din heavily upon corned bef and cabbage. Doubtless many a -college ro mance haa ben destroyed by lncldant of a trivial character which revealed th ob ject of affeotion as a person with the appe tites and desires of an ordinary human being. Although much might be said to support th learned and solemn college president on this subject hi contention la extremely weak In on particular: A large majority ot oolleg girls continue to fgll In love and to marry. Home Made! Deer, lan't' Nearly? s Mm SERMONS BOILED DOWN. Only the kiartlass are hopoloas. Fruit la th best testimony as to root When lov labor It nds n evrsr. Gratltud for yesterday gtvs grac for today. Ther la no Joy gained axcept wher Joy is given. Ther is n reverence without reality In religion. It take mor thaa a bulldog to make an re hard. Creed without Christ Is a oompas with out a needle. A Just man never fear a to th Justlc of hi Father. Th lb counts for little that always count th cost A man's suorasa depends on what he does with his failure. Saving- souls by sentiment Is Ilk feeding men on a flavor. The opportunity Is always ripe for the man who I ready. The man with th biggest check may hav the least baggaga The ascent of man la th result of the descent f th Son of man. It Is asy to backslid If yea enly hold your neighbor by tw fingers. Th ofTens of the faithful la not neces sarily th defense of the faith. Ther I no advertisement sin Hke better than a half-hearted denunciation. It Is a good thing to lose your feno If It mean th enlarging f your field. When a man feels sorry far himself no on ls la going te wast time doing It for htm. Chicago Tribune. SECULAR SHOTS AT TI1S FULPTT. V Chicago R word-Herald: At KnlgHtsvUlu, Ind, the other night a Methodist preacher pened a club dane with prayer. Well, a little prayer Isn't likely to hurt any dance. Baltimore American: Too much car can not be exercised in 'turning out th men who are to minister to th need of th In valids of th future. Instead f taking fEelr own lives In their fcanda tkv tab. the lives of others into their hands, which members should be exceedingly competent and in control of well trained and well in formed brains. . Chicago Inter Ocean: Th pastor of a New York church haa declared' that h doe not care how his congregation la at- tired so long aa he haa a congregation. He therefor Invites the member f his flock to attend services In th most hprafortable ature tney have." Thla la sensible warm weather, church going ad vies, but is any exception mad to th now funnm n.ir. aloo waist which, while declared comfort able by manv fair ehnntknun theless been denounced from th pulpit? DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. He I am marrying her for her money. K h A Ulit trinnAV ma 1 , . "" mw wnms iCOU 10 happiness. search." Town Topic. ; 'Well, welt ther goes Mis Strong. When 1 saw her last she was posing aa a bachelor girt. That's her hobby." "All that' changed now. She dropped that hobby fr a bubby.' Philadelphia, Press. , 'Just because a Frennhmsn aM that Truth is naked," said she, sweetly, a he came home after midnight "it la not tiec- wmtj io put so many ciouies upon her that sh cannot ba recoa-nlced at nil " Brooklyn Life. "I would kiss you," said th youth, "but alas, I've been eating onions." - Don t mind that" lauahed the miUm "W had Umbura-er for aurior." riHvoJanrl Plain Dealer. First Citizen Aren't you drinkihsr a llttla mor-than usual T Second Citizen Tea: mr wtfa haa a sviM in her head and can't small a hlama thin v Albany Journal. "1 KM Kmirnnatlrln. In a. A!anotli 4a Of' Petersburg, says he's 'In touch with the Japs.' I wonder what he means by that." Well, once when I mllMl tn. aa a aHi whose parents object ed to me I aot In touch with her father. Perhana thla la 4h. same thing." Philadelphia Pros. Mrs. Caudle Tou used to u that vn could eat me." Caudle That was when I thought ,n would agree with me. Cleveland Plain i Dealer. 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And to th land of slumber enter la i There's a n ther to prod you with a pin. '. No wlf Is thar to plnoh you till you're ' or At fir at faint premonition of a snore. With faithful Drec-ar bands th morn-meal sh While you'ra at ehuroh stair. t in ooy bed up The preaching phonograph! Long may. It pin To lead th fuktwarm from th paths of In.: To anatch from off Iniquity'' vile perch Th lazy one who will- not dress for church. - j. Deborah is the best because it is made of pure mineral water becanse the right thln'ra nr re 'o it , , because we know how to make It EBQMia -. Hav you ever noticed , the difference " between horn root-beer and Deborah Root BeerT Deborah not only taste better, but 1 better. It' our business to make Root-Beer all th tlm w hav mads It a study and know bow. "Tbs Root Beer that tastes like mm re." Deboraft Mineral Springs Council filaffd Iowa.