THE OMAHA' DAILY BEEfl BrXDAY, JUNE 12, 1904. 3c ? SPORTING GOSSIP Shy at the gute. When the war between the Western end American association was declared off ire all looked forward te what the politi cian call a season of unexampled pros perity, but It doesh't appear to have struck either of the leagues so far. Omaha Is the only western town that Is furnlrhlng any thing; like docnt attendance, and even the crowds here have not threatened to break down the grand stand yet. In Denv.T, which always was good for a crowd, lffs than VO people paid their way In to see the lost Omaha game, which was described by the Denver papers as being the fastest game of ball ever played in the town, a contest full of brilliant plays and sensa tional features, in which Omaha made no errors and Lenver made but one. Colorado Springs has been to the bad from .the start. Lh Moines has turned out fair crowds, and Sioux City has done much, better than could bave been expected from the position of the team in the race. fit. Joseph, with the fastest team It has had in years, is giving the poorest support ever noted in the Missouri town. Why Is this? In Col orado somo excuse exists, for the business affairs of the state have been practically prostrated for months on account of -the labor troubles. Colorado Springs suffers especially from this condition, and Denver has had more than its share of the pre vailing stagnation; but no such condi tions exist In the valley, and the teams along the river are all located In towns where business Is good and the peaple prosperous. Sum other reason must be assigned. in the American association the same Condition is true. St. Paul, with a splendid organization, a new down town park, and the very good prospect of winning another pennant. Is turning out week-day atten dance around the 100 mark; Minneapolis isn't doing much better, and the Kansas City figures are right around the spot they touched during the war times. One doesn't know just what reason to ascribe for this state of affairs. One thing is certain, the '. attendance must Improve or the team own ers will be further behind thaa they were at the olose of the war. It la a mistake to think that because the war Is ended and some of the fancy salaries have been out down that the article of ball furnished la not up to the standard. Nothing .could be farther from the facts. Ail the teams are playing bang up good bill, and every game Is an example of this. In the Western league, for example, the wide disparity between the teams, as shown by the standing table. Is not at all an Indication of the merit of the clubs as playing organization. AU the valley teams were handicapped by the weather that prevented preparatory work, while the mountaineers were favored with weather that permitted them to get Into good con dition for the opening of the season. With long series on the home grounds, both Denver and Colorado Springs got big starts, but they did not repeat the string of vic tories when theyt got away from home, nor at home on the next showing. Bt. Joseph has so far played the fastest and most consistent ball of any of the teams, and Is making a good stand right now. Omaha has not yet quite got into the sea son's stride, but Is coming fast, and Des Moines Is In the same condition, Sioux City has suffered to such extent from difficulties attending the organisation of an entirely new team that It appears to be hopelessly last, and yet the new blood that has been put Into the club seems to Indicate "that It will have to be reckoned with all the way from now on. It Is ab solutely certain that the race for the pen nant la going to be a olose as any ever held In the west, and with the normal degree of Interest, the attendance ought to be on ' paying basis. Denver has been the scene of the most persistent assault on the port of the home roasters ever known to history. Omaha ' 1 1 in uam m kiuiu ui mea ueieciaoie gentry j that would rank fair In almost any sort yiof contest, but the Omaha home roaster Is a lily-white amateur compared to his Den f ver -brother. Out in the mountain town 1 . the team could do nothing that would please a large portion of the populace. It Is roasted if It wins and roasted if it loses. Not a good word of any kind . Is heard for the players or the management. The team Is one of the best that ever wore the Denver uniform. It has played good ball and deserves good support. If it were 'in Omaha It would have it, and It should get it in Denver. 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The bat ting tind fielding of the Omaha team were all th.it could reasonably be expected; In fact, the ten m hatting average of .3i2 for the six games Is away up. . Jack Thomas led In the slugging, his average for the week being a little above the .BOO mark. Others made marked Improvements In their standing, and the season's record for the team was Jumped up twelve points In batting and two points In fielding, thus continuing the Improvement referred to Inst week. The figures, Including the game of Friday, for the season are: BATTINO AVERAGES. Last AO. R. H. Ave. Week. Freose S3 4 12 .875 Iolan 141 IT 44 .348 Welch 140 19 41 .114 Miller 1S9 27 45 . 23 Howard 1 27 44 .277 B'hlpke 144 1 S7 .3.7 Brown 4 1 1 .150 Thomas 153 24 87 .242 McCarthy ; 4 8 . 222 Carter 157 27 84 .217 (Joncllng Iu8 12 M .11 Pfelstex 24 1 t .1JB Companion 32 I 4 .125 .SO .8xi .2"M .2.4 .'.6 .am .5"N .2T.0 .115 .208 Totals 1,239 185 835 . 270 FIELDING AVERAGES! Last O. A. E. TC. Ave. Week. Pfelster 0 13 0 13 l.ono l.flOO Itrown 1 4 0 6 l.im Clondlng 151 44 4 191 .90 Thomas 33 16 14 412 .9R8 Welch 81 2 6 89 .9: Howard 7 102 IS 1K2 Miller B7 S (W .93! Srhlpke 49 7S 12 191 .914 McCarthy .... 4 28 8 So .914 Companion ... 2 SO I K .914 Dolun 109 118 23 250 .908 Carter 67 t 9 81 .8S9 Freese 36 8 7 61 .8(13 1.000 .975 .961 .i:i2 .9-3 .911 .901 ' .W3 .913 .910 .884 .& Totals .1,007 450 99 1.556 .936 Jimmy "Chippy" McGarr, well remem bered In Omaha as a member of the team here in 18S8 and of other Western league teams In ether seasons, who played with Brooklyn and other National league teams, and who was an umpire one season for the National, la dead at Worcester, Mass, his life going out In an asylum where he has len for some time incurably Insane. His Insanity is ascribed to his sufferlnfs from ecsema, with which he had been afflicted for some years. Jimmy McGarr was one of the best third basemen- In the business !.i his day, and was a player who always had the attention of the grand stand, the umpire and everybody else about the grounds during the progress of the game. He knew all the tricks of the business:, good and bad, and was In the game from start to finish, and no one could ever tell when he was getting ready to pull off something. If he couldn't think of anything else to do, he would swipe a ball or a bat from the opposing team, and get the players stirred up that way. There were few dull moments In the game -when Chippy was feeling right, Sloux City turned Tommy Hess loose during the veek and Colorado Springs put a can on Dusty Coons. His Dustlets Is due In the Cotton States or some other refuge for aged and decrepit ball players. . Omaha showed him up twice, once here snd once at Colorado Springs, and It was a sort of solace to Papa BUI to see Coons get It, for Rourke hasn't forgotten the Jump of Dusty from Omaha to Louisville. And maybe Dusty will remember It, now. Still, there's hope for him. Podge Alloway and Theo Breltenstein are doing well In the south, and there's where Goons should head, for. Young Brown, who Joined the Omaha team at Lincoln and won from Des Moines on Thursday, appears to be sit that his colllege record promised for him. He has splendid control, plenty of speed and a great assortment of curves. With the proper coaching he will become a 'great pitcher. The Rourkea are pretty well fixed in the delivery department Just now, and there ought to be something doing. It Is surprising how much faster a man can learn to do a thing when It's for pleas ure purpose than when it Is to be done In the line of work. It doesn't take the ordinary man more than a day or two to get on the knack of runnnlng an auto mobile, no matter If he doesn't know the difference between a steam guage and a washing machine and most of those who purchase auto are of this order when it comes to mechanics. But If the same man were to undertake to run an electric car It would take him weeks of painstaking labor, and then he would probably go that cream does over the external akin. When your throat Is sore; when you hnvo sharp, shooting pains In the chest; when your stomach la out of order, and the doctor calls It catarrh or Indigestion or any of the other common names, the afflicted parts are in the same sore, cracked and sick condition that your rough and wind-cracked handa often are In. Much dependa upon the condition of your skin. When it la soft and firm there Is no pain. WJien It la rough and chapped every move of the affected parts causes suffering. The akin, or mucous lining of (he internal parts, per forms Important functions. When 1t gets into the rough and sore condition these functions are Improperly and pain fully performed. If It Is the stomach, the proper secretions are not produced, the food Is poorly digested, constipation results aud from- this may develop any of the Innumerable afflictions which be set the human IkhIj. It all starts from the unnatural condi tion of the lining of the affected pun. It is useless to treat indigestion or con stipation, treat the mucous lining of the stomach. Restore It to Its natural and healthful condition and all the other Ilia will soon disappear. Milks' EmUielon la Just the thing to use when the throat la dry and sore, or when the secretions t the stomach are Inadequate to digest the food. The relief la Immediate and positive. It Is so delightfully pleasant to the taste that children eat It eagerly. Iht tempera backward for the first month or so. Gould Diets, who recently purchased a White "steamer" surprised a number of hi friends the next day after he acquired hi purchase by calling around te take them out for a spin. He has thus far never had the least i trouble In controlling the animal nor lias he run over a cat or a dog, so far as heard from. George Holmes of Lincoln has been among the Omaha visitors during the pre sent week, snd while he came on the cars went home on his own chug wagon over land. He, saw and fell In love with White and purchased It on the spot. The rain had made the road Into rivers some points, but with a man to wade ahnd and cast a lead occasionally, reports that he got along very well. Holmes was accompanied on the trip by Mr. Sidles of his own town, who drove a Cadillac, One of the quickest auto trips that ha been made in tnls vicinity this season considering the condition of the roads, wa that taken by O. C. Chrlstlanson Fremont Wednesday afternoon. He left here in his auto at S o'clock in the after noon and was at home all unharnessed at 4 o'clock. Then he came back the nex day to brag about it in about the same length of time. w ouia that some of the doubting Thomases, who believe that sailing a boat is but another way of loating, could have been at Lake Manawa last Saturday and Sunday while the races were In progress, They certulnly would have been obliged to take a reef In their opinions. It was wild hike for the high side of the boats from start to finish, with a mixture o "low-brldgo" on a smashing Jibe when those big sails swung around, and a good deal of gymnastic work when tho light sails had to be set. On Saturday the Manawa won In a heavy breeze. The Argo lost, partly through the crew getting Its wires crossed when they tried to shake a reef. The .Manawa crew on that day sailed a perfect race, and worked with a rush that was right. Everything seemed to come their way except tho swash, and they shook their reef In an Instant. But the next day the pride that goeth before fall got In' Its work from the call of time, and the crew went down to ignomlnous defeat. Maybe it was the bright new oil skins that the Manawa men donned for the occasion that spoiled their luck. Anyhow they operated like land lubbers while the Argo sailors hove away like true sea dogs, The Manawa's crew didn't come to until the other boat was so far In the lead that there was nothing doing. They were beaten by two full minutes. This gives the Argo three of the trial races and the Manawa one, with four more to be sailed. The In terest as to which will defend the cup when the St Joe men come after It Is becoming Intense, and while the Argo has the better of the argument so far It Is no sign that It will have when the other races have been finished. It Is the general opinion that either of these boats will do all kinds of fancy blowing around the craft fyom aown the river. But that suggestion, too, Is subject to change without notice, for no one knows the first thing about the kind of boat that will be sent against the cup defenders, whichever It may be. One thing la certain, it will have to be of tl)e flying machine order to turn the trick. Empkie, Hass and Rogers compose the committee to select the defender, as between the Man awa and Argo, and upon their Judgment much of the happiness of the club depends. Manager Chambers of the Field club ball team is a long way from being cast down or broken up over the failure of his green backs to play winning ball. He accounts for the fact that they have made the heavy end of the score only once out of five or six tries on a very logical ground, too. For one reason and another he has been obliged to switch the positions of his men In nearly every game that has been played, and if there Is one thing more than another that will file off all the fine points of a team's playing, as a team, that Is It. Put a man onto first base or into. left field, or any other position, and let him stay there until he has demonstrated that that's his posl tlon or that It isn't and very soon the men will begin to fit together In a way that will win games, but where a manager has to play his shortstop on first- one day and be hind the bat the next there are bound to be errors that will do things to the best nine players that ever chewed gum. Cham ber's middle field man who had to cover second bag in the hard-fought game with the Thurston Rifle team the other day, made an error that lost the game by let ting In two runs In the tenth inning, when the Field club men had the game p recti cally won by one tally. And there you are for a case In .point. Tou couldn't blame the man, either. He did the best he oould, but he was out of place and proved it. That second Field club team that lined up In Its final form for the first time the other day Is no slouch, either, Judging by the way it tore up the diamond dirt around the vicinity of 'the home plate. If it keeps to that gait it will soon be able to furnish ture of the body quickly dissolves the Emulsion, wtilch la quickly absorbed by the lining of the affected parts and thus soothing and healing the sore and un healthy mucous membrane. Thousands have voluntarily sent their endorsements of Milks' Emulsion. to us. Don't take our word for It Let ua send you their addresses and you can ask them. How to Get a 50-csnt Bottle Free. We want you to take Milks' Emulsion for any affliction of the mucoua mem brane. We will give you the flrat BO-cent bottle. 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The county plodders had a challenge all framed up and partly written by the master hand of Charlie Moriarty of the district clerk's offloe, but whether it died a-bornlng or what did become of It nobody seems to know, and If they do they won't tell. It's too bad. too, for that game was to have been for blood and other liquid things of a more inspiring and cheerful nature and to have It passed up Just as tb,e heated term is getting, in Its strong licks seems a pity. Meantime, now that the county boys have crawled into their holes and pulled the holes in after them, the city fellows are all swelling up and saying: "Course they didn't dare to challenge US." But then, the good old summer time hasn't gone by and the county laborers may screw their cour age up to the sticking point yet Speaking of sclenUflo games of ball, about the most elaborate one that has been 'played at In thin village for a good while took place last Sunday between the married men and those who are not known to be married wbo compose the Heidelberg club and vote, most of the time, in the Second ward. There were three policemen, two doctors of medicine, one of law and none of divinity, and the rest butchers and va rlous things, and Clyde Snndblad, whose occupation is somewhat a matter of doubt. He played on the .unmarried men's side. The game took place on a back lot In the Second ward and with the score 67 to 53, or something like that, at the end of the second Inning was called on account of darkness and because the third base com mlssary department had all turned to foam on account of exposure to the hot sun But they are going to try It galn and by starting the day before see If they cannot finish the nine Innings. The nice things that she members of the Omaha Driving club are saying of them selves and each- other these days are per fectly natural, as well as excusable, under the circumstances that attended their first and now their second meet of the season. In . view of the unparalleled success that attended the first venture the president and other officers of the organization have deemed It advisable to go a step further, and In conformity with this last projeot Secretary Carr has issued circulars to all the club members In which he notifies them that the park commission has finished the construction of what Is known as the speedway, along the southwest boulevard, about two blocks south of Hanscom park. 'and have taken great pains and Incurred much expense In preparing the same for exhibitions of speed by the culsens of Omaha." Without stopping to geny that any of the "oltlzens of Omaha" are par ticularly fast it has been demonstrated to everybody's satisfaction that they have some fast horses, and for that reason It has been thought best to ask the club members and their friends to Join In a parade and practice exhibition each alter nate Saturday afternoon, when the weather will permit, the next meet being this coming Saturday. These races will be en tirely informal, and any owner of a fsst horse or one threatened with speed will be welcome to contest. Incidentally, in response to the expressed wish of a num ber of Council Bluffs horsemen who desire to become members of the club proper It has been decided to make a material re duction In the membership fee for such, who are so far removed from the track that they will not derive as much benefit there from as local members.. One amusement Institution that has served to while away many a weary hour for the muscular youth of this city went by the board last week, when the Gate City bowling alleys were torn up and out to give plaoe In the near future to a store of some description. These alleys were among the first and beet In this city since the time when bowling under present rules nd regulations became a fad in the middle west, and many are the hard-fought team battles and many the hair-raising shots and scores that have been made upon them. Meantime the Omaha Bowling association's I leys are drawing their usual crowd of enthusiasts, upon whom the enervating effects of summer weather seem to be wasted. The pink Journals of Chicago are getting up on their hindermost legs and printing big headlines over the fact that the-hones at the Garfield Park Driving association's matinee went a half mile in and around U, hitched to a cart and driven by their wners. Thats notmn'. A weea texore the Chicago performance at least fuur horses owned In this city clipped this mark by from on to three seconds; and they Compare Our Methods You will realize then why Schlitz beer is pure. You wash a-cooking utensil once. We wash a bottle four times, by machinery, before we fill it. You use city water. We bore down 1400 feet to rock for ours. You prepare food in the air of the room. We cool Schlitz beer in plate-glass rooms and filter all the air that touches it. Then we filter the beer by machinery filter it through white wood pulp. Yet your methods are cleanly. Ours are cleanliness carried to extremes. Then for fear of a touch of impurity we sterilize every bottle after it is sealed. We double the necessary cost of our brewing to give you a healthful beverage pure. Do you wonder that we sell over a million barrels annually? the brewery bottling. IMenlilwaukee had to be mud horses to do It at that, while the Chicago bunch had a fast track and two or three hands and things to go with. As a matter of fact, there isn't a grain of braggadocio In the statement that there are mighty few cities in this country of twice the size of Omaha that can show up as speedy and altogether as prepossess ing a string of nonprofessional performers as this same Omaha, and when a town like Chicago doesdig up a matinee race In pro fessional time there's some display adver tising done right away. Meantime the Omaha Driving club Is showing up some horse flesh that Is matinee stuff now but keep your optic on a few of the leaders and see where they land in the course of a year or two. The Country, club has been challenged and accepted the defl to play a return match with the Field club on the morning of the glorious Fourth. It is to be an eighteen hole match, and whether the Field club managers have selected the morning of the Fourth In the hope and belief that the opposing players will have celebrated so vigorously the night before as to be unablo to handle their sticks beg pardon, clubs as effectively as heretofore, does not appear on the surface. It is a fact that the same players will not be pitted against the Country club players as were so un mercifully walloped by the latter a week or two ago. Under a new order of things the men selected to uphold the golf prowess of the Field club this time will have . to win their spurs to wear them, on the Fourth of July occasion. In other words, a team of twenty men is now enrolled at the Field club, divided into four flights of five men each, graded aeeordlngto the work they do. It is the privilege' qf any man In any of the subordinate classes to chal lenge a man in the next class above, and If he succeeds In putting him Into clear In regular play on the course then Mr. High class man steps down a peg and the chal lenger moves up a notch.' By the same token, any player of the club not a mem ber of either of the four classes may chal lenge the play of any man In the lowest class, and thus, If he be able, work his way to the society of the high five. In this way It Is expected to determine who are the best players In the organisation, without any regard ,to race, color or previous condition of servitude. Bpeatflng of the Field club golf and Its players: They now have something that la worth striving for, If' ever a club had In the magnificent silver oup that has been presented them by Charles D. Beaton. It is of the loving cup style, with three ebony handles, heavily mounted, and stands upon an ebony pedestal. The cup Itself stands eighteen Inches high, Is gold lined, and. altogether, a truly beautiful souvenir that cost something more than $100, and Is a trophy that any man might be proud to possess. It Is engraven with the name of the donor and is to be known as the Beaton golf cup. In order to become the abso lute property of any member of the club It must be won for three seasons. It Is to be played for at handicap medal play the second Saturday of each month, the first game of this series having taken place yesterday afternoon. At the end of the season the winners of the summer will line up and play off to see who shall have the oustody of the trophy for the first year. Besides being valuable In Itself, the cup cannot fall of creating an Interest and rivalry that will unquestionably improve the general play of the club. The seven splendid courts of the St Croix Tennis club are at last in perfect condition and have so been for several days, and already two or three of them are under gamea all of the afternoon and evening hours. The club bouse Itself has not as yet materialized and, discouraged with the difficulties encountered, the managers of the organization will make no further effort to get the bouse built for the present They have come to this conclusion on the ground that they would rather have the courts without any house during the time that the game can be played than have the tennis spoiled for a major part of the season, as It doubtless would be by the building, and thus be without either house or courts. Meantime, a large tent has been ereoted that serves for a shelter and nearly every other purpose that a really and truly house could be utilised for and the game jroas merrily on without Interruption. Already a handicap tournament has been arranged and begun, the first sets having been played yesterday afternoon. The entries number nearly thirty of the best known players of the city, among them buing Young and Chase, who figured so prominently In the Field club tourney last week, and a number of other equally good players, not members of the Field club, who will give the young sters mentioned a good run for their money. One of these Is Ovltt, who has a back hand stroke and a return ball that Is a revelation to those who go up against him and who, the wine ones say. Is amply well qualified to sustain the reputation of the Bt. Croix club against' all local racket players. The rains of the last week or two Phone 918, Jos. Schlitz Brewing Co., 719 S. 9th St., Omaha, Neb. . Famous. have caused the St Croix managers lots of trouble and cost them no little money to keep their courts in oondillon, but they are not aloue lu this annoyance for the same cause is assignable for a depression in all kinds of sporta throughout thla part of the country. ai'AIXT rHATlRKS OP LIFE, There are 190,227 professional beggars In Spain. In some of the cities beggars are licensed to'cafor on their trade. Beeklng alms Is recognized as legitimate business and the municipality demanda a percentage upon the collections. Seville Is the only city in the kingdom which forbida begging in the streets. Prof. Drum of Bucknell university, Ijew lsburg, Pa., went on a fishing excursion Decoration day. While on bis way home he fell in with an affable stranger, who. seeing the professor's fishing tackle, asked mm: what luck?" The doctor showed his catch, whereupon the stranger remarked: "Mphm. I'm Fish Warden Burkloy. You've been fishing out Of season." and the day's outing cost the professor something close to ssu. Among several orders posted at the St Loula World'a fair camp of the West Point cadets is this onet "Cadets, dartoina? with ladies, must dance with their left arm ex tended, and under no clrcumstanoea will they be allowed to bend the right elbow so as to draw their partners olose to them. The dancing Instructions are the subjeot of muoa aiscusslon in and around the camn. The cadets think that as they are away irom scnooi and on a seuil -vacation trip they should be allowed more liberty, evea to the extent of drawing their partners at the dance a little closer, If she has no ob jection, and bending up the arm to the snouider, as is in vogue generally. Peter Sater. of Sloux Falls Is the name of a strong man who la surprising all by hla marvelous teats. He is a Norwegian, about 24. Sater lsa section hand on the Great Northern between Sioux Falls and Caret son. On one occasion he fastened a strap arouna an anvil in a blacksmith shon. placed the end of the strap between his teeth and walked away with the anvu. At anotner time by means of a rope and his teeth he lifted a I00.pound granite hitching block dear of the ground. Another feat is to take three sacks of sugar, weighing 100 pounds each, grasp them with his teeth by the corners and lift them clear of the ground. Some comment has been indulged In be cause Secretary Hay, so closely associated with Lincoln during the civil war, had no speaking engagement on Decoration day. Tho explanation la that the president and the man next In succession to the chief magistracy seldom If ever leave Washing ton at the same time, a it ia not thought aavisaDie mat Doth should be exposed simultaneously to the dangers of travel While MoKlnley and Hobart were serving together they once planned to make a trip iu new iorn together. As soon as this was announced a number of senators has tened to the White House and protested against such action. The plana were changed and although both went to New York they went over different railroads that the danger from accident might be minimised. A landed proprietor of the government of Ufa, Russia, writes to a local paper: "A typical German tricksUr arrived at our vil lage of Anaetaeevka on April 12 and an nounced that the first Japanese prisoner was coming along In an Iron box, and that if the Mir (Communal Council) voted a sum of I roubles the peasants would be allowed to hear him squeal tor mercy and afterward sing hla national war song. The Mir ap parently voted the money, for the perform ance waa in full progress outside the state public house when I arrived. On a table In the roadway waa a small bos, from a trumpet affixed to which issued In good but squeaky English the famous 'Ta-ra-ra-Boom-Uo-ay.' " Even though bis right hand la crippled. George Sherry of South Bethlehem, Pa., still In his teens, who Is In great demand aa a piano player at dances and parties, la the champion endurance piano player of Amer ica, winning the distinction when he lapped Champion Walerbury's record of twenty six hours by thirty-five minutes. Sherry started in playing at t o'clock In the eve ning and at 10:88 the following night he waa forced to quit by Dr. Evrand, who had been constantly at his side, giving htm nourishment, chafing his swollen wrists and arms and refreshing him with applications of cold lotions. Sherry played 1,103 pieces of mualo without cessation In his world's record performance. His right hand waa crlppltd at the steel works two years ago by a heavy hammer that crushed It. 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