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The Jacksonlan club "kitty" threatens to be an expensive household pet ; ' Colorado bids fair to rival Manchuria as a scene of war and of press censors. Colorado democrats also favor Hearst which is not surprising when one knows Colorado democrats. "As ' goes Maine so ; goes the union," was the old political proverb. Now the keynote Is struck by Qregon. Ak-Snr-Ben used to conduct a retail initiation business. Now he has to do it on the wholesale plan. How we growl John L. Webster has already been , nominated for the' Vice presidency by mock convention. If It would only come that easy nt Chicago. 1 If this Morocco business continues the naval equipment of the civilized nations must hereafter Include a" number, ,'of "ships of the desert" "Y Speaking about silent candidates, It may be noted that Mayor McCIellan is not working the correspondents over time with anything he says. ' History records Bunker Hill, San Juan Hill and Nanshan II11L but above all as a continuous battlefield looms Bull IIlHin the state of Colorado. Judge Gray la also maintaining a dig nlfled silence; but Judge Farker may be handicapped by not having an active son on the lookout for his dad. , Omaha and Kansas City are to be placed on an equal footing In the matter of sugar freight rates. That should be sweet consolation for Omaha jobbers. At last the worm has turned. Need, we wonder that a trunk In the Kansas City depot exploded, putting four bag gage smashers temporarily out of busi ness. ' It Is to be feared that when the small boy cannot risk his life in celebrating the freedom of his country half of the Joys of the Fourth of July will have de parted. j In the Interest of Tiarmony If not of good management it Is to be hoped the school teachers of Milwaukee will let tbetr new superintendent do all of the talking. When the federal commission and the World's fair . management have settled the question of free admissions to the fair TJucle Sam will have - a better knowledge of the value of the security hedged for that last loan. There are some things no fellow can find out For example,. If Vie school board must employ special attorneys whenever a heavy claim Is pending against it in the courts, what Is the use of employing a regular attorney all the Umet When German capitalists raise money to connect German cable lines with those of the United States, with the avowed purpose of discontinuing the use of British lines. It is safe to assert that America and .the Fatherland are drawing closer together. ' - Through the generosity of the school board the truant officer Is to have $5 a month for car fare. The superintendent of buildings Is drawing pay for his horse. Now let the board furnish the music supervisor with an automobile and all will be harmony. The Board of Education has disposed of the school lot at Ninth and Howard for f lO.OOOi That comes just f 1.600 be low the amouut the board bad to pay to Architect McDonald for the unused plans of the high school and the special Attorney employed to fight his claim. WBLCUMB TBM ALARM, Tha Omsha World-Herald sounds an alarm to the embattled popocratlc hosts In Nebraska over the alleged discovery of a plot said to shave been, concocted by the railroads uand republican man agers to Increase the railroad assess ment The plot contemplates the rais ing of the assessment of Nebraska rail roads from $20,500,000 to 57.O00,O00. Welcome tho alarm. Thrice welcome the plot If Governor Mickey and Treas urer Mortensen have really been per suaded that It Is good political tactics to assess the railroads at their actual value, or as near as possible to their actual value, ,in order to make sure of their own re-election this fall, and If It Is true that the other members of the railroad assessment board will Join with them In carrying out the letter and spirit of the law, the people of Nebraska will have reason to rejoice. Whether doubling the assessment of the railroads involves a material In crease in the amount of taxes they will have to pay la Immaterial at this time. The railroad assessment board has noth ing whatever to do with the assessment of any other class of property. Its plain duty under the constitution and under the new revenue law is to appraise the property of the railroads for the full value of their tangible property and their franchises, and apportion to the various counties the aggregate, value of the respective roads within each county at one-flfth of its actual value for state, county and municipal purposes regard less of the assessment of any other class of property. The assumption that the railroads will pay more In the aggregate under a fair assessment of their actual value than they have paid heretofore is a matter of secondary consideration. Tho conten tion of the advocates of equitable rail road taxation has been that the rail roads have paid taxes on .only one- thirteenth of their true value, .while other taxable property has paid on from one-flfth to one-eighth of its true value. The contention of the railroad attorneys last year was that the bulk of all other property, except railroads, has been as sessed at anywhere from one-sixth to one-twentieth, and that many millions of taxable property had not been listed for taxation. The railroad attorneys and tax agents have insisted that the value of the rail road terminals, which In Omaha alone amount Tto over $20,000,000, has been distributed on a mileage basis along the entire line Just the same as the value of their rolling stock. The advocates, of equitable railroad assessment have time and again disproved the claim that there has been any distribution of the value of railroad terminals, and they have, moreover, remonstrated against the as sessment of Nebraska railroads without Including the value of their franchises. If the railroad assessment 'this year is made on the basis for which the ad vocates of equitable railroad taxation have been contending that is. If the tangible property of each railroad,' In cluding the value of terminals, rolling stock and, the value of their franchises are' distributed on a mileage-basis Over each system the letter and spirit of the lawwlll have been complied with. The only serious grievance that would yet call for redress is the virtual exemption of railroads from their just share of the burden of municipal taxation. The remedy for this rank Injustice does not He with the' state board, but with the legislature and the courts. If the forecast made by the World- Herald, that the railroad assessment will be raised by the state board from $26,500,000 to $57,000,000 proves true, not only will the prospect of carrying Nebraska for the democratic ticket on the railroad Issue go a'-gllmmoring, but the champions of equitable railroad tax ation will have scored a substantial vic tory. - . . 'V'.; CUNSKBYISQ AM BRIO AIT 1STCRESTS. A writer on the question of the far east declares that the very kernel of It is the Insistent demand of Bussla to oc cupy a position in a portion of 'the Chinese empire which Is absolutely de structive of the sovereignty of China and which would Inevitably lead to the dismemberment of that empire. It Is pointed out that there Is no power which has, either commercially or polit ically, a more direct or more vital In terest In the preservation of the Integ rity of China than the United States.' It Is because the paramount influence which Russia had established In Peking, urges this writer, could only result In the partition of China among the great powers of the old world, and In the placing on the shores of the Pacific op posite to our own of another and more distracted Europe, that the United States has opposed, with all Its diplo matic and moral Influence, any weak concessions on the part of China to her unscrupulous neighbor. - "It is because," the writer quoted con tinues, "thorn Is every reason to expect that the substitution of Japanese for Russian Influence In Peking will be a powerful aid to the development of a new and regenerated China, open to all the Influences of modern civilization and fairly committed to the principles of human progress, that public opinion In this country has hailed with so near an approach to unanimity the. successive victories of Japan. Inasmuch as among the fruits of these victories must be the attainment of ends which our govern ment and people are agreed in holding to be desirable, there ought to be no dispute about the necessity of being fully prepared to Insist that Japan shall not this time, be cheated out of them." now far the United States may judi ciously go In this direction 1b a question that will receive serious consideration when the war between Russia and Japan is ended. What our government will certainly do ts to endeavor to conserve American Interests in the far east but If this should require auy sort of alliance with European powers a perplexing vacuity will be presented. The United States get along very nicely In the trouble with China a few years ago without forming any kind of alliance. It simply co-operated with other power in deal lng with the Boxer uprising. But a very different situation will be pre sented when Russia and Japan make terms of peace. Japan has declared that she wans no Chinese territory and the world has accepted the assurance as being in good faith. Russia, on the other hand, should ebe be successful, will most certainly seize more Chinese territory than she now occupies and will vigorously resist any attempt to inter fere with this. In that Russia would undoubtedly have the support of France and Germany, both which powers are now In hearty sympathy with Russia. Great Britain would doubtless oppose any further absorption by the Muscovite power of Chinese territory and the United States would probably protest, but It is hardly to be supposed that this country would take any sort of aggres sive action for the preservation of Chinese territory. It would very likely not go beyond renewing the declaration of bur policy toward China, the nature of which is well understood by all the powers. An earnest effort will be made to conserve American Interests In the Orient but It Is safe to predict that this country will do nothing that might In volve It In complications with European nations. TJTg BXPSR1MBHTW1LL BK WATCHED. The prediction is made by parties who claim to be familiar with conditions In western Nebraska that the Kinkald homestead law. will In the long run prove of greater advantage to the cattle barons than it will to the homesteader who ventures Into the cattle raising business on a small scale. These pre dictions are made on the presumption that the large cattle syndicates will make contracts with their cowboys to locate 640-acre homesteads adjacent to each other and - monopolize vast strips of grazing lands, which are to be Jointly fenced and eventually turned over to the big syndicates. . The apprehension that such a scheme for monopolizing public lands will be attempted may not be groundless. Tracts of valuable coal lands have been monopolized by syndicates acting in con Junction with the railroad corporations In Wyoming and Colorado by Just such methods. It is doubtful, ; however, whether grazing lands taken up by cow boys or hired settlers, who are pledged to maintain actual homes for a term of five years on these lands, can as readily be syndicated as have been the coal mining lands, Nwhose title can be per fected In the first year If the expenditure for development work equals the amount required to be done in five years. . In other words, while the title to mining claims can be perfected by an expenditure for development equal to $100 a year for five years for each claim of twenty acres, the title to , a 640-acre homestead can only be secured by continuous residence on the home stead for five consecutive years, ,' ( It Is extremely doubtful whether con tracts made In advance by the cattle barons for the transfer of the 640-acre homestead at the end of five years would bold good if the hired homesteader were disposed to repudiate It. The chances are that A good many of these hired homesteaders would refuse to part with their homesteads If they were able to make better bargains, and some might be prevented from making a legal trans fer by marrying women who would re fuse to join their husbands In making the deed. There Is, moreover, every prospect that a very . large number of genuine homesteaders will locate on the govern ment lands in western Nebraska and eventually develop hundreds of perma nent cattle ranges on a moderate scale. There is nothing, of course, to prevent the cattle baron syndicates from buying and annexing the single section ranches Just as they might have eventually bought out and absorbed quarter-section ranches. At any rate the experiment Is an Improvement on the scheme for leas ing grazing lands at 2 or 3 cents per acre that was proposed to congress two years ago for the benefit of the cattle Industry.. ALL ATTBSTIOK Off PORT ARTBVR, The attention of the world Is centered upon Port Arthur; which all the military experts agree must be taken by the Japanese if they are to maintain control over the country which they have cap tured. Army officers at Washington, who are most carefully studying the war situation, point out that the Japanese are destined to encounter several ob stacles on their; way to Port-Arthur, such as that met at Kin Choi, which some officers regard as merely intended to delay the progress of the Japanese and deplete - their force, iff possible. These army officers, who for the most part have been of the opinion that the Japanese would not have as much suc cess as they have bad, are said to now entertain the theory that Kouropatkln must soon expose his plans, If he has any which can be put Into operation. The view Is quite general that the Rus sians were not prepared at certain vital points as well as they should have been, but It Is felt that they must certainly be In readiness at Port Arthur and ought to be able, under all the usual condi tions, to withstand the attack of several times the strength of the garrison. It is universally recognized that if Port Arthur Is taken the effect upon the future of Russian operations will be very decided, some of the military ex perts going so far as to express the opinion that It would end the war. The Russian government however, will probably never admit to Itself that the capture of Port Arthur means the end of the war. Even If much territory should be lost thereby the czar cannot let Russian prestige slip away In defeat without a desperate effort to, recoup. That prestige has already been much Im paired by the Japanese successes, which have shown thns far that there Is better generalship on their side and at least an equal amount of courage. Russia's chief military officer in the field has as yet done nothing to justify his fame and It Is reported that he is losing favor at St Petersburg and Is being urged to greater activity. Meanwhile the Japanese . are steadily Increasing thnlr strength in the Llao Tung peninsula and may at any time strike the Russians a heavy blow Moat of the news coming from the theater of war continues Indefinite, though clearly Indicating great activity on both sides. Pointing backward an enterprising local contemporary . tells us thst fifty years ago last Sunday the city of Omaha was laid out Between that and the historic truth there Is a slight discrep ancy. The pioneers of 1854 were ener getic and plucky, but they claim no credit for doing the Impossible. A few corner lots in "Omnha City" may have been staked out. on the first day after the first white pioneers had squatted in the camp of the Omahas, but It took many weeks and probably several months to lay out the whole town. The automatic vending machine com panies want to have the license fee ex acted for use ' of our streets reduced upon a plea of inadeqnate profits. These machines are no ornament to the city and the city would toot suffer if they should pull up stakes and evacuate. That suggests the inquiry also whether these machines have ever occupied a place on Tax Commissioner Fleming's assessment roll. Who Is to blame for.the destruction of the big building near St Louis in which a genuine Spanish bull fight had been billed for last Sunday? Was it the pro moters of the brutal exhibition, Gov ernor Dockery, who . stopped the per formance, or the mob that burned the building because it was beaten out of its sport? There Is an Indication of concealed but earnest effort being taken by Great Britain with reference to the war be tween Japan and Russia, made more noticeable by the refusal of the prime minister to take the House of Commons into his confidence on the subject When the lion ceases to roar look out for Its spring. , ' Harmony of Opinion. Sioux City Journal. Uncle Bam is apparently stuck on Fort Des Moines. Des Moines Capital. As much was suspected, but there has been some delicacy elsewhere about men tioning Uncle Sam's poor eye for a bar gain. " Drawing the Laag Bow. Chicago' Chronicle. With all due respect to the exalted sta tion of Justice Brewer and his opinion that The Hague tribunal marks the beginning of the end-of war, hls-attentlon Is called to the fact that there: .toave been mora wars since The Hague. -tribunal than In the cor responding period pratrtoua to its establish ment. More significant still is the fact that the rather, 6t The Hague tribunal Is now; engaged in a, war of hia own making. ,. Soma Gooi, from Evil. Philadelphia Press. One result of the war in the Orient will be, according to good authority, -to en courage the consumption of wheat instead of rice by the Japanese. Wheat flour is cheaper'' than rice aid already increasing quantities of it are being used by the Japa nese, 'There Is a large area in Manchuria suited to the cultivation of wheat, but there Is a large population to consume all that may be grown. More than 18, 000,000 bushels of wheat wtre manufactured Into flour last year In this country and shipped to the Orient, and Paclflo coast dealers look' , for a r00 per cent Increase within a comparatively short time. That will make - a; market for the product of the irrigated lands of the west. 1 WHIRLWIND SOWIHQ. Masmates la the Financial World Lock Horns. "Jasper" in Leslie's Weekly. The fight that Law son of Boston is mak ing against the Standard oil crowd Is something not to be laughed at, If honestly and sincerely Intended, as Law son claims it to be. There la -no concealing the fact that the public is highly wrought up over the gross impositions practiced upon It by men of fa me 'and- fortune in the financial world. The summary way In which Whlt aker Wright, the companion of royalty, the associate of philanthropists and the daring leader of speculation in London, was dragged into court, convicted, and saved from Imprisonment only by the vio lence of his own band, has stimulated the thirst for revenge on both sides of the Atlantic In London especially, where the public Is less tolerant of Imposition than it is here, It Is seeking the punishment of Its deepollars. Recently a cablegram an nounced the arrest of Hooley, the pro moter, who, in 1S97, was the talk of Lon don.' He was the great organiser of specu lative Industrial combinations, and was rated at 120,000,000. Now be is under arrest on a charge of conspiracy 'to defraud, made by one of his victims. Publlo sentiment in, this country against those who have recently enrlohed them selves enormously by operations In Wall street Is unmistakably growing on all sides. It simply wants a leader to make itself strongly manifest, and Its power, backed by the strength which manhood suffrage gives to the masses In the United States, will overcome every obstacle that money can pile up, either in the courts. In the legislature or In congress Itself. The mag. nates of Wall street are short-sighted if they do not perceive the great danger which they bave Invited by their flagrant disregard of the truUi, by their Indiffer ence to the law and their disregard of the equities. They have aroused a spirit of socialism and stirred up the satanlo forces of anarchy by their utter Indifference to everything but their own selfish Interests, The late Jay Gould, at the time of the great Western Union strike, reminded me of the prophesy of Macaulay that this re public would first meet the test of Us stability when, with Increasing population and decreasing wages, the discontented masses would And it In their power, by the control of the ballot, to proclaim their au thority. Fortunately that day bas not arrived, but there are those who see signs of Its approach in the candidacy of an avowed socialist and money-hater though himself reared In the lap of wealth and luxury for the presidency of the United States. The grotesque vision of today may be the sad realisation of the morrow. Meanwhile, upon whom will the publlo first revenge Itself for the wrengs It has suffered during the financial debaueh bow happily ended T t ROCHD ABOIT HEW YORK. Ripple on tke Carrent of Life In e Metropolis. "Sambo." the baby elephant performing at Coney Island, absorbed the contents of a large Jug which Ms keepers had reserved for snake bite and pulled oft a stunt not down on the bills. The animal broke loose from the compound, and on reaching the surf struck out for a swim to Sandy Hook He came ashore at daybreak Saturday off New Dorp, Btaten Island. He was beaded for the greasy water of Kill Von Kull when he was sighted by Frank Kessler, who was In a boat a mile from New Dorp. Kessler thought he saw a sea serpent an ! wna In great consternation until "Sambo' lifted his trunk from the water and trump eted. Kessler recognized the strange ap pari t Ion as an elephant and threw out all his provisions. "Sambo" gobbled them and swimming up to Kessler'a boat laid his trunk across the gunwale and Kessler pulled for shore. "Sambo" calmly followed Kessler ashore, where he wss provided with a bale of hay Sambo" seemed grateful. Then the police of New Dorp were notified and they Im pounded the elephant In the barn back of the station. "Sambo" was tired after his night of ad venture In the water and soon rolled over and slept. He swam ten miles In his Journey from Coney Island to Midland Beaoh. City officials have discovered the exist ence of pne of the most Interesting of trusts a combination among holders of push cart licenses over the east aids of Manhattan, which controls, it Is believed almost exclusively the push cart trade and Is extorting unreasonable rates from ped dlers for the use of Its carts. One of the heads of departments under Mayor Mc CIellan has been Investigating the process by which the combination manages to control the push cart trade and the matter has been brought to the attention of the mayor. Tho Investigation Is being con tinued and before long some interesting disclosures In connection with the opera tions of the push cart trust are expected. After days of awful suffering, death re lieved William E. Reynolds, a conductor on the Pennsylvania road at St. Francis Hospital, in Jersey City. . Mr. Reynolds sacrificed his life to save two women who were picking, up coal In the railroad yards at Jersey City. As he was going to take out his train he saw the two women in imminent dangar of belnjr run down by an approaching ex press train and at once sprang to their assistance. He managed to push them from the track Just as tho train thun dered upon them, but he had net time to reach safety himself. He was struck by the pilot and hurled a great distance, suffering Injuries which resulted In his death. He was conscious but a small part of the time after being Injured. His skull was fractured at. the. top of the head and also at the base of the brain, hit nose was broken In two places, his tongue bitten nearly In two, and there was a compound fracture of the left arm. 1 As the result of difficulties between New Tork City and the Consolidated Gas com pany over the municipal lighting contract serious consideration is being given by Mayor MoClullan and Comptroller Grout to the possibility of establishing a munici pal gas plant. It has been called to the attention of these officials that under a new section of the charter, passed by the last legislature, the board of estimate can Issue bonds at any time for establishing a gas plant without going to the legisla ture. A year and a half ago when Robert Grler Monroe, then commissioner of water sup ply, gas and electricity, took up this propo sition he bad to apply to the legislature for aid. - His efforts there were defeated by the gas company. It was not until today that the suggestion was made that the eity could proceed of Its own Initiative under the new section of the charter. The mayor and comptroller have referred the matter to the corporation counsel for In vestigation. If he holds that bonds for a lighting plant can be Issued under this section Com missioner Oakley will make such recom mendation to the board of. estimate, and the latter body. In ail probability, will act upon it. , Shall the 175.000 boys and girls In the New Tork publlo schools be subject to whip ping? The chances are that they will, If tho wishes of nearly nine-tenths of the school principals prevail. The principals thirty men and twenty women recently appeared before . the committee on ele mentary schools of the Board of Education. They had statlstlos to burn. The Prin cipals' association had Interrogated 423 principals of schools, of whom only 168 are prlnoipala of. boys schools. Girls don't count, of course, for girls are naturally without the pale of birching non flagl- tandas esse. But the boys oh, the poor boys! they're In for It! "Out of the 269 principals of boys' schools," said Principal Conroy, on behalf of those present, "234 declared that something more than our present method of punishment Is needed." Two hundred and twenty-three principals that is, 83 per cent favored the relntroduo. tlon of corporal punishment in New Tork schools under certain restrictions. The committee has not announced Its decision. For three years Livingston Gunn, a negro living at 660 West One Hundred and Twenty-sixth street, has been employed as a valet for the members of the Phi Kappa Pel fraternity of Columbia In the Chapter house at iU West One Hundred And Sev enteenth street. Among the members are some of the best known athletes In the university. They had planned an entertainment for Thursday bight and ordered Gunn to lay out and press their Tuxedos. That night, however, they found not only the suits, but Gunn had' disappeared. The entertainment was not marred by the disappearance of the clothes. Cos tumes were Improvised. William Donovan appeared In a pair of running trunks, a white shirt and silk hat and entertained by playing the piano. "Bog" Stangland and "Tom" Buell wore foot ball togs. After the entertainment the robbery was reported to the police. Gunn was found at his home and ar rested. Twenty-two pawn tickets calling for the students' clothes were found on him. He acknowledged stealing the clothes and said he had played the races. The olothes were recovered and the stu dents decided not to press a complaint. When Daniel J, Bully, 'but lately king of the cotton pit was In the heyday of his suocess he purchased a pew in St. Bar tholomew's church, New Tork. Not until after his sensational failure did the deed to the pew reach his office. Now the re ceivers have taken possession of the In strument, which they mean to hold until trustees In bankruptcy have, been ap pointed. In the meantime, Mr. Sully will have no pew to sit In whan he goes to church. "This Is a pretty big earth, so the geographers say," says Mr. Bully, "but it looks to me that I will bave to get off it, if the receivers continue the tactics with which they have been bothering ma." Getflasr In Trias. flt Louis Globe-Democrat The roads In Nebraska are so mudy that Colonel Bryan baa been obliged to hire a hall la which to practloe for the BL Louis aVwalkesafc Fifty Years "J i L , mm vmm Improves iho flavor and adds to tho bcalihfdnOeTS of (ho food. PRICK BAKING POWDER CO, CHICAGO. PERSONAL XOTES, A man arrested In Cleveland as a va grant pleaded that he knew John D. Rock efeller and the magistrate let him go. ' King Peter of Servla has spanked his heir for falling In love with an actress. That's the most encouraging newa to come out of Belgrade for many moons. The Moroccan bandit Ralsuli, who has captured an American, Is described as a "highbred and Intelligent Arab." But as It la said that he cares nothing for money, it Is apparent that ho must bo a bar barian. Tho Grand Army post at Klttery, Me., aided by marines from tho navy yard there, on Decoration day strewed flowers on the graves of Spanish prisoners who died there. A band played Spanish airs while the flowers were being distributed. A granite stone was erected over the grave of John Qulncy Marr on June 1, a tew feet from the spot where he fell In the battle of Fairfax Courthouse. He was the first soldier In the confederacy to give his life In defense of the southern cause. Major General Corbin is very much pleased over the favorable response from the organised militia to his invitation to participate In the extensive military man euvers to be held next September In the region of the famous Manassas battlefield. Sergeant William H. Carney, the un daunted color bearer at the battle of Fort Wagner, delivered tho Memorial day ora tion at the Shaw monument Boston. He was one of the bravest colored soldiers of the civil war and was awarded a medal of honor by congress. The man who bas Just left a New Tork hospital with a celluloid nose will bo doubt' forswear smoking for the rest of his days. With the danger of an explo sion hanging constantly over him, he will hardly have the face to go about with, a lighted cigar in his mouth. Booker Washington's boy Booker, Jr seems to be getting along all right at Dr. Bennrs school, Wellesley, Mass. He's catcher on the nine and forward on the basketball team, Is getting up a debating society, and expects to be thumping pretty soon In tho school drum corpa. Besides, he's doing well In his studies. Some critics, especially the writer Ovular, have asserted that Jokai was Incapable of writing a good novel according to the rules of the novelist's art, and Jokai at the latest Hungarian census took a humor ous revenge by answering the question, Can you writer' with the words: "In my opinion, yes; but Gyulay says no." Rev. Dr. Hillls of Brooklyn doesn't con sider the present time morally degen erate. "Why," said he, "many years ago five of tho seven members of the British cabinet were arrested at a bullfight on Sunday. A certain president of these United States once went to a cockfight on Sunday with a rooster under each arm." J One of tho favorite maxims of General Grant and one certainly in accord with human nature, was that in very closely contested battles there comes a time when both sides are exhausted. When this con dition arises, he said, the army that first breaks tho lull and puts Itself In motion Is likely to Win. A blow then is worth a dosen previous onea Stanley used to relate the following funny story t One day while he was con versing with a friendly tribe during his travels one of the chiefs present inquired how many wives he possessed. Upon Stan ley replying that he had none all those present stood up like one man and unani mously exclaimed; -wnat a spienaia liarl" They intensely admired the apparent calmness with which he had, as they thought, tried to pass off on them, a won drous traveler's tale. "Men, like hores, should be well groomed," '' Beau Brummel to Hi VaUL Items: A Straw Hat, $1, 11.0O, 2, S2.BO, eta Underwear, in light weight, as low aa BOa. Neckwear, from 23c, BOc, 1 to $3,BO. Summer Sulta of exceedingly attractive styles, $1C BO to $18. OO. eto. And averythlna in Straw Hata, R. S. WILCOX, Manager. tho Standard VaO aaoLnra n km irk. "Don't yon sometimes) should have devoted lea tbfnk that yon time to gat ting money T "Ya" answered Senator Borsrhum. "It occasionally sMkes me that I ought to nave mads a fortune quicker. But on the whole I'm satisfied." Washington Btac Johnny I met pa down the streets but I guess be didn't see Jtne, bo was so busy talking with another man. Johnny's Ma I'll bet he didn't know you, Johnny. Tou remember I washed your face Just before you went out Brooklyn Ufa. ' He was awakened In tho middle of the night by the sound of great weeping. "'For mercy's sake!" he cried, shaking his bet ter half, "wake upl What's the matter, anyhow 7 'Ohl" she sobbed, "I dreamed that Csdle M. Cheepe had the biggest bargain sale in bis history and you were dying; and I oouldn't go." Brooklyn Life. "What do you consider the greatest In vention of modern times T" ( "The phonograph," answered the political boss, who was having trouble with some of his loquacious subordinates. "It never says a thing that hasn't been told to it by somebody that knows what he Is talking about" Washington Star. Poor Richard was compiling his alraanao, "But," they asked, "how will you pre dict the temperature?" "That is easy," he replied. ' "I shall simply labe) each day: 'Did you aver see such weatherr " Knowing there were always kickers, the shrewd Judge of human nature feu to work. New Yor Bun. "The title of your lecture," said tho compositor, who was setting up the type for the tickets, "is too long to go In one """two' Gentlemen from Verona'' Isn't a very long line," replied the lecturer. , "Why not make it 't Gents front Ve rona r1' Philadelphia Press. . THE ROAD TO LAUOHTEBTOW. Catherine Blake in New Tork Bun. Oh. show me the road to Laughtortown, For I have lost the wayl I wandered out of the path one day, When my heart was broke and my hair turned gray, And I can't remember how to play, ; I've quite forgotten how to be gay, It's all through sighing and weeping, they say. Oh, show me the road to Laughtertown, For 1 have lost the wayl - I used to belong In Laughtertown Before I lost the way; For I danced and laughed the livelong day. Ere my heart waa broke and my hair turned gray; So it ought to be easy to find the way. But crying has made me blind, they amy. And still toward Tear town my sad feet stray ' Oh. show me the road to Laughtertown, For I have lost the wayl i Would ye learn the road to Laughtertown, O ye who have lost the wayT Would ye have young heart though your hair be gray? Go learn from a little child each day, Go serve his wants and play his play, And catch the lilt of his laughter, gay And follow his dancing feet as they stray; For he knows the road to Laughtertown, Oh ye who have lost the wayl If You are Tired TAKE HORSFORD'S Acid Phosphate It Invigorates and streujhana. Ta I t use