THE OMAITA DAILY ItEE: WEDNESDAY. MAY 18. 1904. Tire Omaiia Daily Bee, B. ROBKWATER, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERT MCWNTWO. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, rny Pm (without Sunday). One Year..t4.M pally Be and Sunday, one Year j-W Illustrated Bee, One Year J J" unday Bee. One Year J J Saturday Pee. One Year W Twentieth Century farmer, One Year.. 1.0 DEUVKHED BT CARRIER. Dally Km (without Sunday). per copy.. j Dally Pee (without Bunrtny). per week..l2n IHtliy Bee tlnoludlng sunaay). per wri..m Bunna-y pee. pr copy 6o Evening Be (without Sunday), per week (a Evening Bee (Including Sunday), per week 11 Complaints of Irregularity In delivery should be addressed to City Circulation Department. OFFICER. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building;, Twenty-fifth and M Streets. Council Bluffs 1Q Peer! Street ' Chicago HMO ITnlty Building. New York MM Park Row Building. Washington Wt Fourteenth Street CORRESPONDENCE. 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Btu Net total sales 884t,llM Xet average sales,., 29,838 GEO. B. TZ3CHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 3d day of May, A. It. ISO! (Seal) M. B. H UNGATE, Notary Public The isolation of Port Arthur is having bad effect upon the gucssers at 8t Petersburg. Rain or shine, the completion of the Auditorium for the grand opening on June 7 is now an assured fact They call It a "rubber war" in South America, but the majority of the people are "rubbering" for war news from an other quarter. - "Ma" means horse in the Chinese lan guage, and the general of that name does not desire to be counted in the running class. It is a natural thing for a machine politician to become an anti-machine purifier as soon as he is pried loose from the municipal payroll. - - . . . ', ' Governor rattison has refused to dis cuss national politics. He must be play ing for the Parker vote Is case the New Yorker cannot be made. . ' It Is said that Russia cannot afford to yield to Japan, regardless of the cost, trot it may be able to Induce some friendly power to make it quit fighting. The State Board of Railroad Assess ment will not deliver its prize package la time for the convention to pass upon Its relevancy to the coming campaign. Another burning question will now bo settled forever. The matter of "gov ernment by injunction" has reached the Stage where it is debated by college so cieties. Omaha' la' not quite so wicked this week as it was last week. The black wash i9 wearing off rapidly since the purifiers captured the republican pit ) manes. Mr. Krastus A. Benson failed to con nect with the mayorship last spring, but be has landed safely in the school board. That will afford him some consolation without compensation. Having achieved its main object as an auxiliary of the republican dark lantern faction, the Civic Federation will now rest upon its laurels until another re publican primary comes In sight. In every presidential year Omaha is political storm renter and the repub lican state committee will do well ,to bear that fact in mind when it cornel to locate headquarters for the campaign. Native Sons of the Golden West draw the line at fellows who have to go east to become political factors, and Hearst Is not having the easy time his father found on California's sunklssed peaks. ' In accepting invitations to address so many public gatherings General Miles Is making up for the time he so unwillingly lost while bis mouth was closed be cause of his. active connection with the army. King Edward's intentions are all right, but If the British ambassador i to St Petersburg is wise- he will not broach peace terms to the czar until something hat been done to retrieve Russian mis fortunes. Chinese neutrality nxry depend much upon the treatment accorded the an cestral graves near Mukden when fight ing starts there. Dead men count for much in the Chinese scheme of govern nient and religion. i L J The announcement that the Board of Lady Managers had completed the hang ing of portraits of 400 prominent women In its building may account for the small attendance at the first meeting of the federated clubs. The report dot-s not say how many of the delegates saw their picture oa the, walk TRYiita to Btrva th board. It is to be hoped that the State Board of Railroad Assessment will not allow Itself to be befogged or deceived by the specious pleas of railroad tax agents and attorneys, and the confusing and deceptive figures embodied la the reports of the capitalization and earnings of the railroads for the last yesr. For exam ple, the net earnings of the roads for Nebraska as now before the board are as follows: Net earnings Road.' Miles. per rnlle. Union Pacific tl J2.O0O Burlington .611 .W0 Northwestern 1.066 l.SOO If the members of the board will take the trouble to look at page 100 of the Tenth Annual Report of the Nebraska Board of Transportation for the year ending June 80, 1800, they will find that: Net earnings of Union Pacific for year 1887 were 14,179 per mile. Net earnings of I'nlon Paclflo for year 18S8 were $4,488 per mile. Net earnings of Union Paclflo for year 1 were $4,463 per mile. Net earnings of Union Paclflo for year im were $4, Ml per mile. Net earnings of Union Paclflo for year 1891 were $3. Ml per mile. Net earnings of Union Paclflo for year 1891 were $5,626 per mile. Net earnings of Union Paclflo for year 1893 were $3,440 per mile. Net earnings of Union Paclflo for year 1894 were $8,408 per mile. Net earnings of Union Paclflo for year 1896 were $t,U2 per mils. Net earnings of Union Paclflo for year 189$ were 12,896 per bills. The Union Pacific report to the state auditor shows net earnings per mile on the main line and branches for the year 1808, $3,700, and for 1800, $4,233. The 1900 report on 1,020 miles, when the Union Taclflc system never seems to have owned more than 961.42 miles, shows a net Income per mile of (4.186. The 1001 report on 1,020 miles shows a net income per mile of $4,711, the 1002 report shows $5,400 per mile. We make bold to assert, that the traffic and Income for the Union Pacific for the year 1003 was more than GO per cent greater in Nebraska than in the year of depression 1890 and this asser tion is borne out by the last annual re port of that company to its stockholders, dated November 12, 1003, which shows the net earnings of the entire system, Including; the Union Pacific, the Oregon Short Line and the Oregon Railroad & Navigation company as $26,073,816 for 5,762 miles, or $4,681.65 per mile, but the Oregon Short Line, which has a mileage of 1,544, and the Oregon Rail road & Navigation company,, with 1,083 miles, hare nowhere near as large an earning capacity as the Union Pacific main line and branches In Nebraska. The 1003 report shows a net Income on the 2,062.74 miles of the Union Pa cific system of $5,480 per mile. The In come for 1903. would pay 5.4 per cent on $100,000 per mile main line and branches. So much for the Union Pa cific. i The Tenth Annual Report of the Board of Transportation; f dr the year j ending June 80, 1896, credits the B. & M. with net earnings per mile: 18S7 ....12,(00 1888 140 1889 1,766 1890 .T 1,(49 ' 1891 984 1892 1,271 ' 1893 1,334 1894 3) 1895 706 1896 761 Or an average of $1,275 per mile for ten years. Accepting the returns made by the Burlington for the year 1903 at $2,500 per mile as correct V'e t have proof positive that the earnings of the Burlington system, mile for mile, are about double what they were on the average for the ten yeara ending 1S90. As a matter pf fact the mileage propor tion for Nebraska, computed on the net earnings of the whole Burlington sys tem, aggregates $10,068,093.77, which would give net earnings for Nebraska of $4,201.07 per mile Instead of $2,500 per mile, as returned. The Fremout Elkhorn . & Missouri Valley, now returned as the Chicago & Northwestern, reported iiet earnings per mile in: ' 1887 ..S1.E97 1888 1,015 1889 980 v 1890 ; 959 1891 1,454 1892,.;., , 1,426 1893 1.414 1894 '. 1,843 1895 915 1896 763 Manifestly the net earnings of the Elkhorn for 1903 were 120 per cent higher than they were in 1896, and It Is safe to assume that the value of the road has more thsn doubled since 1896. The Chicago, St. Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha reported net earnings per mile In: 1887 .,.$1,711 1888 486 1889 1,632 1890 1,526 1891 879 1893 1.183 1893 1.2S1 1894 i 1,287 1896 i.. KS 1896 1,237 Or an average for the ten years, of $1,215.80. For the yfar 1903 the net earnings of the entire road were $4,328, 608.79. or $2,675.86 per mile. Capital ised at 5 per cent its value would be $53,517.20, or at one-fifth of its value, $10,703.44. With these figures before It the State Board of Railroad Assessment cannot fall to make an intelligent guess at the value of these railroads if their earning capacity is to be the basis of valua tion and the annual reports of these companies show that ' their ' earning capacity is fully up with their capital ization. Comparative expenditures of the school board during the first ten months of the fiscal year 1902-1003 and the first teu months Of the flsoal year 1903-1004 show .an increase of more than $50,000 In the cost of school government, al though the increase in the payroll. of teachers baa been. 1cm than $6,000, and f the increase in the payroll of Janitors has only been $1,100, while the "miscel laneous" expenses have increased by nearly $12,000. mm CROP VCTLOOK. The advices in regard to the crop out look are of the most eucouraglng char acter and warrant the expectation that the results of the present year's har vests will be such as to add very ma terially to the prosperity of the agricul tural producers of the country. Unless all present signs fall the United States will this year produce one of the great est harvests in the country's history, and there is reason to expect that it will also be one of the most profitable. The latest estimates from authoritative sources In regard to the crop prospects are In the highest degree encouraging and if borne out by subsequent results must give this country a pre-eminence in the production of foodstuffs which will mean not only a most ample supply for the home market but a very con siderable surplus for shipment abroad, probably at prices somewhat less than those now prevailing. We noted a day or two ago a decline In the exports of food products, due mainly to the higher prices of such products. It seems probable that this year will witness a change in thla re- i spect There may not be any material change in the price of breadstuffs for export and in all probability will not be, but there is very good reason to expect an enlarged demand from abroad for our cereal products, the effect of which will at least be to prevent any decline in prices. - That la a consideration of prime Importance to our agricultural pro ducers and of course to all Interests which are more or less dependent upon those producers. , rnt a old mxpvhts. In regard to the recent large gold ex ports from the United States, an eastern papt-r remarks that it has scarcely oc casioned a ripple Of excitement In finan cial circles and has passed almost with-, out notice so far a a the general business public is concerned. Thla is absolutely the fact as every observer of financial events has noticed, and the explanation is not far to seek. It is tobe found in the f.'ict that never before In our history have we had so much gold in stock as at the present time and never has there been such a per capita of! currency as there is now. The statistics of the money snpp!y of the country at present are beyond precedent and show that the United States leads every other nation in the world in the amount of available cash. In view of this it is not at all surpris ing to find that the gold exports, even though at present on a somewhat larger scale than is usual at this season of the year and with a possibility of increasing, do not cause any apprehension in regard to tho future. There is manifestly no reason why there should be. any fear. The treasury situation is absolutely se cure and so is the money market There Is an abundant supply of money for all legitimate enterprises. The financial conditions make for confidence and not for distrust TBKfttPUBLlCAU POSITION. According to trustworthy reports from Washington the platform that will be presented to the resolution committee of the national convention at Chicago is already framed, subject of course, to such changes and modifications as the commltte? may deem necessary. The outline given of this platform, as now reported, is of a character that will com mend Itself to the republicans of the country without exception, as conveying and embracing every principle and policy for wliich the party has stood for the last sixty years, and in the operation of which the party Justly claims that the material progress and prosperity of the nation have been accomplished. The vital feature of the platform, aa now snggested, Is the tariff plank, which it is understood will be the paramount Issue in the coming presidential cam paign, if the democratic idea as thus far expressed should be carried out. It la the evident purpose of the democracy to make the tariff question the chief Issue In the coming campaign and upon this the republican party is very willing to meet its antagonists, not for a mo ment doubting that It will be able to dem onstrate most conclusively that In this particular the republican policy has been most conclusively Justified and vindi cated. It is stated that in regard to the fbrlff the pl.ttform of the republican national convention will say that protection to American Industries and labor must be maintained, but that the party does not necessarily hold that all schedules of the tariff are sacred and unchangeable. Conditions and circumstances will re quire that from time to time, as has been done In the past, the tariff schedules shall be changed, but such changes must be made by the party that is friendly to the principle of protection. There is no doubt that this is the view of republicans generally, so that It may be confidently nsserted in regard to this portion of the national platform as re ported that there will be no controversy among republicans anywhere. It will meet the views of republicans in New York ss well as In Iowa and we cannot see that anywhere there should be any objection to it. In regard to the other planks of the national platform said to have been agreed upon at Washington, they are entirely in line with the well established policies and principles of the republican party and will consequently be approved by all republicans. It may be somewhat unusual for a platform to be announced in advance of the meeting of a national convention, but It can do no harm for the people to be made aware of what the republican national convention will ask them to consider In tl.e coining campaign. i i Every member of the Douglas county delegation in the last legislature appears to be anxious for aa endorsement and a return this year, but the record made by the Douglas delegation In the last legislature has never inspired the rank and file of the tax paylna voters with a desire to have that record re-enacted. The Board of Education has expended $454,554.57 during the first ten months of the fiscal year and according to the report of the secretary there remains In the various funds unexpended $143, 285.43. This showing would be calcu lated to make a favorable impression upon the taxpayers were it not for the fact that the amount of general fund schooKwarrants outstanding on May 1, 1904, was $151,328.99, with only $17, 746.86 in the treasury and $49,476.84 from the temporary state school fund In sight for their redemption. In other words, there Is now a deficit in the school board treasury of $84,105.27, with prospective expenditures of about $150,' 000 to swell the volume of irredeemable warrants between now and the end of the year. Manifestly it will take all the income produced by the scavenger law as well as the year's uncollected regular school taxes to meet the obligations of the board. The Douglas delegation to the state convention will doubtless endeavor to Impress the republican leaders with the idea that It represents the great major ity of the republican voters of this county, but an Inspection of the returns of the late primary does not bear out that claim. The highest number of votes polled by any member of the delegation was 2,700 and the total vote polled at the primary was less than 5,000 out of more than "16,000 republican voters in the county, In other words, the vote polled for the delegation is about one sixth of the vote of the entire rank and file of Douglas county republicans. With tho Iowa republican convention and that of Nebraska in session the same day there is a chance for co-operation say an endorsement of John L. Webster for vice president in exchange for a rousing approval of the good work done in the Departments of the Treasury and Agriculture, The St Louis grand Jury has called Governor Dockery to appear before it There may be nothing in this more than a desire on the . part of Attorney Folk to know what is really expected of him as governor when he reaches Jeffetsoa City. Along; the Firing Line. , Philadelphia North American. Alexleff says his troops ara burning with patriotism, and the Japs are doing their best to put 'em out There Are Others. Chicago Inter Ocean. One element of Mr. Hltfs strength Is yet to be noted and It Is one that any rival candidates who may appear upon the scene should not vahis lightly, Mr. Hltt was born In Ohio. ,-. t- Sqnatter's Right Annulled. Brooklyn Eagle. DaJny was the oiriyjclty Jn the wqrM that Was made te' fcrt&rj and was; therefore, well made. It was s pity to destroy It, but It is a pity tHat'ft should? have been built on ground that did -not belong to the build ers. .. .. . . , Expansion, of -American Bf ethnds. San Francisco Call. Under" the benign Influence of American Institutions and the patronising effect of American- methods Hawaii may now be re garded as safe within the protected sphere of twentieth century political civilisation. The former chief ' clerk of the Honolulu Water Works bureau was recently Indicted on thirteen charges' of embexilement. Can anything more distinctly American be sug gested? A Shining Record. New York Tribune. Twenty-four tons of gold melted at the Philadelphia mint - in two days, to be stamped into eagles and floated into the world's currency!-That Is a shining record, showing, among ether things, that the institution Is In first-class working order and equal, to any and all demands which may be made on Its resources till bigger gold mines are discovered and a heavier output is rolled in on It. Making; a, Baseless Flea. Philadelphia Record. Fallen into the hands of the police, n clever forger pleads, wtlh tears in his eyes, that he was forced to crime in order to maintain his position in society. The thing would be funny were It not a serious re flection upon a manner of life all too com mon nowadays the habit of many at living beyond their means In a vain attempt to emulates the customs of their richer neigh bors. It requires but a elementary knowl edge of morals to see that this Is all wrong, but that the evil In question Is very prevalent all must admit. The remedy lies in a return to a more simple manner of living, coupled with the understanding that a man's Importance to society la not so much a matter of dollars and cents as it is of character. JAPANESE Ul'MANITY. So-Called Paa-aa People Easily Rival Weitern Clrlllaatlon. Chicago Record-Herald. It has long been the boast of European American civilisation that It, almost alone among the civilisations o( the world, has organised great systematic efforts for the relief of lckness and physical suffering. And It makes this boast as well bf Its med ical and surgical service In time of war as of Its hospitals and sanitariums equipped for times of peace. The United States usually receives the credit for-having first systemstlsed In ef fective manner the surgery of battles. This was the achievement of our medical staff during the civil war. Germany adapted and Improved our methods, and they were later followed alio by England. It appears, however, now that the right of western civilisation to outrank all others In such service, at least as regards pro vision for time of war, is seriously dis puted. Competent military surgeons have expressed their opinion repeatedly of late In foreign magasinea to the effect that Japan has provided Itself with a surgical and medical army service which is so ex cellent that It la worth the careful study of all other nations. Already at the time of the Chlneae-Japanese war, when China sent Its armlea forth with neither doctora, nor nurses, nor medicines, Japan had an admirable equipment Now, ten years later, Its progress has placed It In such a position that It need not yield rank to any nation in thla reeoect. This la a fact which every person fright ened by vlalona of the "Yellow Peril" may well remember. If that peril approaches, working effectively aa it comes for the re lief of pain and the saying of life, It is the kind of a peril which we rsn well afford t go mors, than bl( wy to meet PEOPLE VS. RAILROADS. Plalr Courier. It la a rare thing to see the editor of a great paper, and particularly a republican papeT, personally take up the cause of tt taxpayers sgalnat the almost sll-powerful railroad companies. But Nebraska has an exemplar of this variety In the per son of Editor Roeewater of the Omaha B-e. Like most mortals, Mr. Rnaewater has his frlenda and likewise enemies a plenty, but his work before the State Board of Transportation this week has no doubt materially swelled the lief of the former. The average clodhop per over the state neither under stands the railroad tax question nor has he the time or the ability to properly present the people's case to the board. Someone must do this work for us or It goes undone and as the railroads always have smooth attorneys to argue their side they would usually get what they were after. Whether Mr. Rosewater does any good or not, the taxpayerayof the state owe him a vote of thanks and the Courier hereby puts the mo tion. Some think the hearing of the question by the board Is only a huge fnrce anyhow, for the railroad companies nominated, elected and own the members thereof, and con sequently the people can expect nothing at their hands. This is cer tainly a pessimistic view of ths question, but we will know mors about this when the board delivers itself. We will also know who will be good men not to re-elect ARMY GOSSIP 15 WASHIXGTOl. Hatters of Interest Gleaned frosa the Army and Navy Register. The War department Is having great difficulty In obtaining veterinarians for the army. There are six vacancies in that po sition and at the recent examination of candidates only seven appeared. None of them passed entirely; those who did not fail professionally failed physically. Only one stands any chance of appointment, Dr. Fred C. Cater of Kansas City, Mo., who qualified professionally, but who will have to be examined physically In three months to satisfy tho surgeons that he is up to the requirements In a medical way. Meantime there are no appointments. There have been numerous applications received at the War department from re tired officers of the army who wish to be assigned to active duty. Borne of these have come from officers whe desire duty with staff departments, and in acting upon the application for such duty from General Alfred Mordecal, retired, who would nat urally be assigned to ordnance duty, the chief of staff has made an endorsement in disapproval of the application. This marks the adoption of a policy In regard to all such applications Indicated In the following memorandum dated May 13: Memorandum for Chiefs of Bureaus. With reference to the act of congress. approved April 23, 1904, making appropria tions for the support of the army, which contains the provision authorizing the de tail of retired officers for active duty In certain cases. It is not the purpose of the War department to detail retired officers to duty in any staff department. This rule Is approved by the secretary of war. Re tired officers applying to the chief of any department for such duty may be informed aa above. A. R, CHAFFEE, Lieutenant General, Chief of Staff, United Dimes Army, The military authorities have been ex amining the records of the army bands and comparing one with another In an artlstlo way to ascertain which of those organisa tions shall, be assigned to duty at St. Louis during the progress of the exposition. It has been decided to send the band of the First cavalry to the fair during the month of June; the band of the Twenty-sixth In fantry during July, that of the Second In fantry during August and the Twenty- fourth Infantry band during October. There were other bands which might have been sent to St. Louis, such aa the Ninth in fantry band, which was also recommended for the duty, but one or another reason prevailed to limit the selection for thla duty to the bands whloh have been named. This designation of bands does not neces sarily mean that the excellence of quality is eonnned to the organisations named, by any means, but they are certainly among the best of the army bands. It la possible that the War department will not approve of many requests for re cruiting details. Numerous applications for assignments to such duty have been filed at the War department and In many cases the applicants name, the city or town In which they wish to be assigned, often times without regard to the necessity to a recruiting station at that place. One of the points raised In the discussion of the matter by the general staff recently has been respecting the advisability of de tailing retired officers to recruiting duty. It haa been pointed out by some . that it would be better to have active officers. There Is no question, however, that retired offlcors could be detailed for duty on courts and boards, for which it la sometimes diffi cult to obtain active officers without muoh trouble and cost. Another point raised and one which has the approval of General Chaffee Is that officers of bjjgh rank should not be assigned to recruiting duty. Work on the elaborate Illustrated army uniform book has been Indefinitely sus pended. There Is no Indication when the expensive publication will be ready for issue. There are so many changes In the army uniform and equipment now under consideration-that it has been deemed wise to suspend all work on the volume, which la to be a complete record of military ap parel, as accurate aa It Is artlstlo. It should be complete In order to be valuable and with the numerous suggestions from all quarters respecting unlfcg-ms It would hardly be that unless It could include the features which are likely to be adopted ss a result of the present trials. It Is very serious question when the uniform will have arrived at a condition when It may be entirely Ignored by the tlnkerers, Every officer seems to have an Idea that ha would like to see Incorporated and countless suggestions from all over the army have been considered to greater or less extent. One change prompts another or is sufficient to create a protest against any change. There Is no prospect that the army will settle down to permanent de sign of apparel. There aprxars to be no ceneral dlnnnni. tlon, generally speaking, among army offi cers wno nave reached the age of U years and who may be retired on their own ap plication as of the next higher grade on account of civil war service, to be trans ferred from the active list. It w. ... pected that when the provision of advance ment of such officers was made by con gress most of those who would gain rank by the process would avail of the opportunity to retire as brigadier general, in the ease of the colonel. Sev eral officers of the latter grade had already expreessed a desire to retire provided they oould be made brigadier general, and re cently the War department haa addrex.4 letters to such officers ssklng If their application ror retirement might, under the present legislative provision, be con sidered aa atlll applicable. Ba far few if any, responses have been obtained; on tne contrary it is said there are Indica tions that these officers ara dnl remaining oa th ctJvf lift q4 rttirlog Fifty Yoaro mm i Improves tho flavor and adds to tho hoal.hfult.9S3 of tho food. PRICK AKINO POWDER OOm OHIOAOO. when their time comes with the rank which Is theirs by virtue of civil war service. Those officers who have reached or will have reached by Deoember 1 the age of 62 years and who possess civil war service some of whom have received these letters from the department ara Colonels T. C. Lebo, Fourteenth cavalry, who becomes 2 years of age in November; William Ennls, artillery corps, who reached that age In December; Henry W. Hubbell, artillery corps, who reached that age In February, Frank Thorp, artillery corps, who became 62 years old on March 20; P. Henry Ray, Fourth infantry, who became 62 years old last Sunday; John 3. O'Connell, who will become 64 years old In December. There Is only one lieutenant colonel of civil war record who is more than 62 years old Lieu tenant Colonel Peter Xrftary, Jr., Who will become 64 years old In September. PERSONAL NOTES. Senator Stewart of Nevada has never had a shave. His present 60-year-old hirsute appendage began to sprout when he was 16 years old. The hopeful prospect that some of its 2,000,000 people will live to see the new post office completed and occupied thrills Chi cago from Bridgeport to Evanston. One Herr 8chweigerhousen Is earning a certain notoriety in Europe by a vast wager of his own invention. He is to cycle 70,000 miles In five yeara; he is to come In con tact with three kings, to kill a wild animal In each country, to write 100 articles, take 1,000 photographs and deliver 100 lectures. Walter Damrosch says that during bis tour of ths country nona of bis audiences was so enthusiastic aa that which he found in Oklahoma City of all places. The thea ter there Is the moat costly for Its sice be ever saw and when the lights are all turned on ths place Is as resplendent as a fairy palace. An American named Gay Is practically king of an Island of 70,000 acres In the Hawaiian group. He and bis wife reign in kindly fashion over 100 natives, dusky peo ple who are Just as loyal as if tbey knew several words of English Instead of not a word. The Gay industry Is sheep raising, and it pays. F. Clarkson, a representative of several New Zealand newspapers, who Is now traveling through ths United States, Is visiting Washington, and says that that city la the most beautiful he has seen since he cams to this country. He is studying municipal government with a view of writ ing cn the subject for bis borne papers. Rider Haggard, who is writing letters from Egypt for the London Mall, notes that on the face of one of the temples at Abon Slmbel, just above the solitary grave of a British officer, is a white marble tablet recording General Grenfell's victory over the forces of the mahdl at Toskl In U89. So poor and shallow is the cutting of this mar ble that already It la difficult to read. Within a few yards of It, setting out the victories of Egyptian kings, are many hier oglyphics almost as fresh, after 1,000 years, as the day the sculptor left them. Frank Everest of Atchison Kan., la a good deal of an American, having small ad miration left for foreign lands or people. Not long ago he went to Europe on busi ness. During the voyage he and other pas sengers were much annoyed by a Bostonlan who talked a great deal about the number of times be had been abroad. He laid great stress on the fact that he wsnt over twice a year. "Have you ever been abroad?" he asked Everest. Everest admitted he was making his first trip. "I go over twice a year," said the Boatonian. "Oh, do you," replied Everest, and be added, "Have you ever been to Omaha?" The Bostonlan said he handn't "Well, said Everest, "I go there twice a week." "I have always sympathised with Adam. Jast think, Hoblasoa, of being without rlolbee." k-Hea Ilrauiniel! ta bis valet. And to be without clothes when It rains especially a cold, damp rain like tho ircKent one. And like Heau Bruninjcl, maybe you are not familiar with the goodness of tho Hain Coats of our make and style or you would at least own a coat that has such stylo and comfort combined. - Uood ones at $10 and $15. Better ones at $U0. :'5 and $30. Browning King-l R. S. WILCOX, Manager. tho Standard LAUGHING LINES. Mistress Verena. there Is a strong onion smell escaping from the kitchen. How does that happen? Cook There must be a leek somewhere, ma'am. Chicago Tribune. "Every cltlsen should feel deeply In debted to the government," said the pa triotic eltlsen. "He does," answered the worried looking man, "every time tha taxes come due." Washington Star. Hewitt So we have hugged tha same girl. Jewett Yes, I suppose she looks upon us as members of the associated press. Town Topics. Weary Willie Ten cents, loldy. Lady What for? Weary Willie I'm a show, an' yet" been look In' at me free. New York Bun. Solon "wea inventing his motto. "What do you think of 'Know thyself?" Be asked. v "Fine," they answered, "but can't you get acquainted In any better circles?" Sadly he bes-nn to searctl for a Hew trad mark. New York Trlbunta. "You wouldn't belleva I could b a grand mother, would you?" "Well, no," he replied, "not after bearing you talk." Chicago Record-Herald. - "Your card asks your customers to "re port to the cashier If dissatisfied, " said the cranky diner, "and I want to say that I don't like the way that waiter served me." "How odd!" replied the cashier, "ha wma Just telling me he didn't like the way you treated him." Philadelphia. Press. "What are the university buildings an lighted up for tonight?" , 'They're giving a reception toi Prof. On track. He nae discovered a microbe that feeds on tha microbe discovered by Prof. Diggltup the other day." Chicago Tribune. . 'As Inm at Port 'Art bar. Oh,, say,, can you see by the .dawn's , earty What do proudly we hailed at tha twilight's last beaming? No, your highness, I Can't, for soma Mm in the night, .... It ran foul of a mine and It's long past redeeming, Giant powder's red flare. Iron filings to ebare ' Then up want a battleship hlgb In tha air; And the mines of Port ArtoHtV Oh, long may they float! I regret lo-oo repor-r-rt Hod destroyed-d th a Wtons? boat-t-t! Puck. - asatssassBsaasanBnaBnsnssBnBnBnBBnBsnsssS THE MAKING OP A SKEPTIC. ' Washington Star. When father got bis picture took ha had a wlnnln' smile, Jea like an angel whispered to him every little while; He wore a stand-up collar and a button hole bouquet, An' looked the fam'ly over In a kind an' patient way. Like nothln' ever riled .him. None Who saw him would have said He'd have the heart to take a strap to me out In the shed. y The photograph can never do full Justice to tne look That father's face had on the day he got his picture took. But when we got tack home It wasn't any time at all Till father smoked his pipe an' left his coat out in the ball, -An' looked us tierce' as anything, an' started in to scold Because the ateak was tough and every thing was gettln' cold. I tell you it was somethln' most dlscour- agln' an' strange To see his disposition undergo' so great a change. I wish we could arrange it every day, by hook or crook To have lilm take a trip to town an' get his picture took. Bo when I see the portrait of a statesman, look la' grave, Or of some military man, a-standln' up so Or of some 'actress lgdy, with a sweet an' tender smile, Or of some financier, with an expression free from guile, Or of some scienilAo man, a-lookln' calmly wise, Or of a violinist, with his hair down In his eyes, Or soni" literary chap a-bendln' o'er S book, I think about the day that father got his picture took.