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Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of May, A. D. 1904. (Seal) M. B. HUNOATE, Notary Public ' The Episcopal committee on nomen clature evidently believes there la nothing in a name. ' a The Omaha base ball club Is still a little ahead of the Russians. It has four victories to Its credit Iowa has received notice that It can not have all of the plums which fall from the Roosevelt plo counter. In Corea a governorship Is worth more than $10,000, which shows tho difference between the Orient and the Occident Shades of all the Fenian leaders from Finn Macoul to Johnny Maherl A Nor wegian colony is to settle at O'Neill. 'South America Is growing more con servative. A president of the Peruvian republic has been permitted to die with out violence while still In office. ,: "The Old Oaken Bucket" Is apparently not a popular song with the Omaha health commissioner. But how can any one become sentimental over the kitchen Up? In the game of politics much depends upon whether you hold the hammer or are enacting the role of anvil. It Is a poor rule which la not true at least twice In two years. King Edward refuses to see In the plan to grant homo rule to Ireland the beginning of the end of the British empire. He was never afflicted with bad eyesight either. . Now that the county commissioners have decided not to attempt to curb the Missouri river, that capricious stream may decide to add several moro acres of Iowa eotl to Nebraska. It Is said that the Japanese have been pursuing the same tactics pursued In the war with China and It must bo confessed that so far the Russians are following the Chinese role In the piy. A St Louis concern Is advertising shares In an airship company for sole. Inasmuch as the capitalization Is nearly $1,000,000, that would Indicate that at least one aerodrome Is expected to run on water. Mr. Sully will probably secure bis margins In advance If he again essays to control the cotton market Every man Is Just as good as his word, but cash Is better than either in a deal of ques tionable character. Lay delegates who favor restoring the Itineracy of Methodist preachers may hava no spite against their nresent Das- tors, but It la almost certain that ex planations will be needed to maintain ine neretorore pleasant relations. When John Sharp Williams called Judge Parker a "fundamental democrat" be invented a new variety which has so far not been classified. Out here tbera era but two recognized varieties those who stick to free silver and those who desire to win a campaign. Railroad political managers must be exceedingly erratic, for, according to the demo-pop press, after keeping Ilarry Llndsuy out of the office of United States district attorney they hava thrust him Into the office of clerk of the supreme courts better job in every respect Up to the hour of going to press the very latest version of the IVllock and Fay diamond robbery stories) has fallen rather flat It has been manlvst from the outset that they were exploited for political consumption rather than with a view to promoting tha ends of Justice and giving Omaha and Kcbraaka better government ric doai'.d snovLD do its Dtrr. I Tlio eyps of every taxpayer in Ne braska, regardless of political creed of station, nro upon the State Board of Railroad Assessmpnt. The overwhelm ing sentiment of the people of Nebraska Is in Mvor of the more equitable tax ation of railroads. Tho imperative de mand of the taxpayers of Nebraska Is for an honest and fearless enforcement of the provision of tlio constitution that requires all Individuals and corporations to pay their proportion of the burden of taxHtion based upon the value of their property. For many years the railroads oper ating In Nebraska have enjoyed special favors at the bands of assensment boards and managed to shift the burdens that should have been borne upon their shoulders upon the great mass of the tax payers. In order to meet the contention of the railroad attorneys and tirx agents that other property was not uniformly assessed and much taxable property es caped taxation altogether, the revenue laws were revised by the last legislature so that all inequalities In valuation sliould as far as possible be remedied. Under the revised revenue law all tax able property Is to be assessed at one fifth of its full value. This includes the railroads as well as the farm lands, the town lots and all personal property ub1ect to taxation. It la much more difficult for the ordinary assessor to place a correct valuation upon a pleco of land or chattel property than it is for tho state board to ascertain the value of a railroad. A piece of land may not be salable or may not have an equitable market value. Comparatively a small fraction of the 18,000,000 acres of taxablo land In Nebraska has a known or ascertainable earning ca pacity. Not so with the railroads. Their value in the world's markets Is readily ascertained by the selling price of their stocks and bonds. Their earning ca pacity can very readily bo ..' computed f"om the returns made to the board and to published reports to the stockhold er. These two elements, namely, the market Afllue of railroads based on their capitalization and their value based upon their earning capacity, afford n safe and substantial basis for an equit able assessment by the'board and can not safely be ignored or brushed asldo by the sophistry of railroad lawyers. In round figures the railroads of Ne braska represent about one-fifth of all the taxable wealth of the state, or any where from $300,000,000 to $325,000,000, and assessed at one-fifth of their actual value they represent from $00,00.000 to $05,000,000. And yet that valuation they had last year as well es this year but they paid taxes on only $27,000,000, or less than one-half of what by rights they should have paid. While there may hava been some palliation for the low assessment of railroad property during the period of general depression and crop failure there Is absolutely no valid or plausible excuso for such dls crimination in their favor at this timo in the most prosperous era of railroad ing In America. . It is to be hoped that the Board of Railroad Assessment will firmly resist all pressure and all the specious argu ments that may be presented In support of the old method of assessment of rail way property or in opposition to any increase in the assessment commensu rate with and based upon the true value of the property. Had the railroads been compelled to bear their full share of the burden of taxation within the past ten years Nebraska today would be out of debt Alt INDUSTRIAL I'UUDLSM. A question affecting industry and trade that is attracting a great deal of attention is that of the cotton supply In the near and distant future. The cotton Industry, It is needless to say, is one of very great Importance to the .United States and it Is not less so to England, Germany and some other" countries. The production of raw cotton In this country contributes largely to the na tional wealth and cotton manufacturing employs a vast amount of capital and labor. - In a recent address the presi dent of the New England Cotton Mann facturers' association, reviewing the situation during the past year or two. said that no one could resist the con clusion that the vast interests involved in the cotton Industry are confronted with a problem extremely grave in character and far-reaching In extent. lie urged that moro attention must be given In the south to the production of cotton. It Is essential to the interests of the United States as producer, manu facturer and exporter of cotton that the supply from our fields be Increased and its cost reduced, so as to retain this enormous source of wealth to the country. s The cotton mills of the United States will run only six months this working year Instead of nine, as usual, and It is said by those boat acquainted with the Industry that unless there Is an Increase In production of the raw material, half time will be the rule In cotton mills hereafter. It is said that 00,000 textile operatives are now out of employment In Philadelphia alone, while thousands more are without work In the south and the New England mills will soon close their doors to hundreds of thou sands of hands, the visible supply of cotton precluding the possibility of these mills running longer, on the average, than six months In the year. The United States must produce at least 11,500,000 bales of cotton a year to meet the de mand of the world. For two yeurs pust the crops have approximated 10,500,000 bales a year. Thus a shortage of 2,000, 000 bales was created In two brief years and nothing whatever has been done or la being done to Increase the crop or to Improve the staple. It Is suggested that the general government should do something In this direction, but it Is not apparent that It could accomplish much for the improvement of the sltua tion. Meanwnfle fata .matter la receiving very serious attention abroad, particu larly In England and Germany, where the question of the supply of American cotton is of great Importance. Assum ing that the normal increase yearly In the world's consumption of cotton Is 4m,xjo bales and that production in the United States cannot keep pace with the large demand, British economists are advocating the opening up of new cotton fields In the colonies of Great Britain. An association exists for the promotion of the cultivation of cotton n the empire and it is urging the work for which It was organised, Progress In cotton,productlon has been made in India and the industry Is to be Intro duced in the West Indie. Other por tions of tho British empire where cotton can be grown will be cultivated. Ger many is also seeking new sources of cotton supply. Thus in a few years there may be an extensive competition with American cotton which will materially reduce the price of that commodity and thereby nipolr the prosperity of the southern states which produce it The problem is consequently ono of vital interest to that section. WILL RALLY CNDSR ROVSBTtLT. German Americans have commenced to line up for Roosevelt with the or ganization tt the National Roosevelt league which is composed of American citizens of German birth or parentage and which will extend all over the United States. An active canvass In tho campaign of 1004 will doubtless be taken by the league among whose of ficers are representative German citizens from nearly every state in the union. Its main field of activity will bo In com munities in which the German element of the population is I urges t Comment ing upon this movement the Globe Dem ocrat of St Louis remarks: From its foundation onward the republi can party has had among Its members a large majority of the German population of the counuy. Previous to the estab lishment of the republican party the bulk of the Germans were democrats. On the anti-slavery Issue, however, which was the basis of the republican creed at the tlmo of tha party's origin, the Germans broke with democracy. A tally of the German newspapers of the United States, which was mado In the early months of 1854, while the Kansas Nebraska bill was pending in congress showed that four fifths of them were opposed to the meas ure on account of Its removal of the barrier which shut slavery out of the territory. After tha bill was signed by President Pierce and when the republican party was immediately formed on the issue of hostility for slavery extension the great majority of German citizens joined It. It Is an open secret that the shifting of the German voters from the republi can to the democratic column In the states west of the Mississippi was chiefly due to prohibition agitation and prohibition legislation. Thousands of German American democrats returned to the republican fold in 1S00 and 1900 because they were not in sympathy with the free silver movement, and the pros pect Is that ninny thousands more who supported Bryan In 1900 will rally under the standard of Roosevelt in 1904. TUB CHABQK Of ICXTRA VAOARC3. It Is readily Inferable from democratic speeches made In congress Just before the adjournment that It 1b the purpose of the democratic leaders to arraign the republican party in the coming cam paign on the charge of extravagance In the administration of the government. This was very plainly Indicated In fbe speech of Senator Gorman on the last day of the session and also In the speech of Senator Culberson of Texas, who went far back for statistics In order to show how great an increase had been made during the past ten years In the expenditures of the government Comparisons were made with the last Cleveland administration and with the McKinley administration, by way of showing that under the present admin iteration there has been an extraordinary degree of extravagance and that there fore the Roosevelt administration should bo condemned by the people. There is no question that government expenditures have been Increased.- Re publicans do not deny this. But what they maintain, as clearly set forth by Senator Allison, chairman of the senate committee on appropriations, and by Representative Ilemenway, chairman of the house committee on appropriations, is that every dollar appropriated was required by existing laws and was necessary to keep unimpaired the efficiency of the public service. No one who will in a fair-minded way study the statements made by the senate and house chairmen of the appropriation committees can for a moment doubt that the appropriations were Judiciously and properly made and that less could not have been provided without doing Injury to the public service. In speaking on the aubject Senator Aldrlch said he was quite willing to admit that the current expenditures of the government now are $100,000,000 more per annum than they were In the years preceding the Spanish-American war, but be urged that the country is much greater now than it was prior to that war. "In every avenue," said the Rhode Island senator, "In every In dustry, In our population, and In every other respect, we have grown and de veloped beyond parallel. I think the American people expect that our ex pendlturcs will keep pace with onr growth, prosperity and development and that we shall not adopt any parsimoni ous policy." Senator Allison Justified the appropriations as la tho main necee sary for the conduct of the government and pointed to the fact that with the widest and fullest opportunity for de bate In the senate there had been no particular criticism of any of tho great appropriation bills by senators on either side. The staple fact Is that there Is no fair and Just ground for criticism. The party tn control of congress did no more than maka adiuat provialoa for tha needs at tha fubflij service and tor sucb ttie omaita daily nr.E: sttxpay. may s. irof expenditures as previous legislation made Imperatively necessary. Expenses of the government grow with the growth of the nation and unless we would re tard national progress the increasing demands upon the public treasury from year to year must bo met It Is foolish to expect thut the government can be carried on today upon an expenditure no greater than that of ten years ago and it is equally absurd to institute comparisons with the cost of other gov ernments, most of which are greatly in ferior to the United States In resources and pursue no such liberal policy as this country in promoting the Interests and welfare of their people. AX ADSQCATB PLC A. In 'a current magazine the Russian ambassador to tho United States, Count Casslul, makes a plea for Russia's course in the far .east the obvious pur pose of which Is to create sentiment here favorable to his country in the war. This it Is not likely to accomplish, because it utterly falls to Justify the policy of Russia In China. The plaus ible explanations presented by Casslnl do not alter the fact that the course of his country in the far east has been tricky, evasive and dishonest, that it has been pursued in disregard of solemn promises to other powers and that It has been marked throughout by a total Indifference to international good faith. As to the claim that war was forced on Russia by Japan, everybody familiar with facts knows that during all the period of negotiations Russia was mak ing preparations for possible war and it was only when Japan became con vinced that a continuance of negotia tions was useless that she begun hos tilities. At that time a large Russian fleet bad been gathered in Asiatic wat ers and a strong army had been placed in Manchuria ample forces, in Russian opinion, for any emergency. If Russia was anxious to preserve peace why did she make such extensive warlike prepar ations, knowing", as she must have done, that the tendency would inevitably be to provoke hostilities? Count Casslni is doubtless as shrewd, Ingenious and capable an apologist for Russian policy as that country could furnish. But he is not so strong in the regard of the American people as to be able to make any great impression upon them. Ills course since he came as am bassador to the United States has, in its relations to. our government, not been altogether such as to commend him to the confidence of our people. ft has been not unjustly said of him that there has been no stage of the relations between the two countries at which there was special need for the exercise of diplomatic tact and discretion where Count Casslnl has shown an Intelligent appreciation of the character either of the government or the people with whom he had to deal. A QUBSTIOX OF SVBSlSTKllVM. )t la highly probable that one of the most serious questions which will con front the Russians In the near future is that of providing subsistence for the army in Manchuria. In a recent state ment the ambassador of Japan to Great Britain said his information was that this year's harvest In Manchuria prom ises to be bad. In addition to the army a million or more Russians In that province must be fed. "We have, or shall have," said Baron Hayashi, ''closed every source of food supply, except by the Siberian railroad. Even with double tracks and no men or munitions of war to transport the problem of feeding the Russian "population and army now In Manchuria would be in itself Intensely serious, but with a single-track toad, which Is Russia's only vital sinew, tt seems almost Impossible and famine ap pears Inevitable. With this dreadful accompaniment of war there Is only too likely to be a rising among the Manchurians. They may attack the Russians or they may attack us. Either case Is bad enough to contemplate." Only three days ago It was reported that the Russian forces guarding the railway from Ilarbin had been doubled and that companies of mouuted guards make dally excursions on either side of tho railway for the purpose of clear ing the neighborhood of Manchurlan brigands, collisions with whom had be come increasingly frequent Undoubtedly the Russians accumulated a large amount of food supplies before the opening of hostilities, but she has not been able to add to them since to any great extent and It Is quite likely that what Is now on hand will not last beyond two or three months at the longest How are they to replenish the supply in the event of the food re sources of Manchuria being materially reduced? They cannot get supplies by sea, because the Japanese are in con trol of all the 'waters within the zone of the conflict, and If the Siberian rail road should be cut as almost certainly if will be. It Is easy to understand that the Russian situation In Mancbnrla, so far es the question of subsistence is concerned, must in a short time become decidedly grave. It Is more than pos sible that In that event there will be a rising of Manchurians and there can be no doubt that this would be directed against the Russians, toward whom the people of the province are said to be bitterly hostile. That the Russians aro apprehensive of this has been very dis tinctly shown ever since the beginning of the war and Is evidently more strongly felt now than at any previous time. The subsistence question has not been much thought of fn connection with the war, but It is an exceedingly im portant one and In ttils ropect tho ad vantage Is decidedly wtth Japan. . . .'- -i For tho next six months echoes of tha exposition will monopolize the space tn the St Louis newspapers that Is not pre-empted by display advertisements. A few of these echoee may reverberate beyond the boundaries of the exposition city. It la most pleasant to note, for xjuajle, that tha Crags hare g?ue ta housekeeping In the lagoons; that the chorus of these denizens of the grand basin appear to be composed entirely of sopranos, but later In the summer we may look for the roavy bassos In the stilly watches of tho evening. We note also, that Napoleon's ministers of finance, Marbols and Mad Anthony ANayne, are missing from their pedestals, that the Prince and Princess of Hohenlohe, the most distinguished guests present, made their entrance Into the grounds in an automobile, and were at once accorded a reception at which Mrs. Adolphus Busch was gowned In white lace, the dress being an imported affair, and her Jewels extracted from the far-famed sparkling diamond mine, noted the world over as Anheuser. In the Impending republican primary campaign the dark-lantern faction has found a good enough Morgan In Tom Dennison, whose alleged implication In a diamond robbery that occurred twelve years ago is being exploited for all It is worth as campaign ammunition. After running its course for ten days in red ink and black Ink In the Omaha yellow Journals the. great sensation has been revamped and touched up In the Council Bluffs Nonpareil and circulated broad cast In Omaha. By whom the money to pay for all these papers was con tributed has not been divulged. One thing is noticeable In the revised story and that Is the absence of all reference to the $400 which Tom Dennison con tributed to Mercer's campaign, nor Is any explanation made of Dennlson's activity in behalf of "Our Dave" at the very time his followers were crying themselves hoarse against Dennison and the machine, of which he was presumed to be the main 6poke. Omaba people who have been led to believe that they live In the worst city on eatth might feel different If they could read tho Denver newspapers, which, regardless of politics, are agreed that nothing worse than the present regime in that town was ever seen in the United States. Defenders of Port Arthur may find when the starving time comes that those defenses which make It hard to enter a town also make the place difficult to leave. It would not bo the first time a stronghold had been found to be a trap. Pleasures ol the Poor. Washington Post It is claimed that J. P. Morgan Is mak ing no charge for handling the Panama canal fund, but It is possible that he la doing it for the mere pleasure of fingering real money once more. . Pass It Up. Philadelphia North American, The grounding of tha new Russian cruiser Orel in the Neva offers a fine chance for the adoption Into the national vocabulary pt an English expletive rhym ing with the name of the boat Cheer I'p avn Keep at It. Washington Star. The ease with which crooked financial schemes, auch aa have been exposed time and again, find new victims is one of the great discouragement that the modern newspaper publisher has to face. Btratesry, Mr Boy. Chicago Chronicle. As a piece of naval strategy worthy of the highest praise there is nothing to equal the act of our own Navy department in keeping "Fighting Bob" Evans in the de lightful calm of Naples, while Russ and Jap fight it out on tha banks of the Yalu far away. Rootless Theories All la Tain. Baltimore American. The declaration of millionaires that wealth Is not worth seeking, and of uni versity professors that money won't bring more Joy, show a strange lack of power to convince tha people who haven't money and who obstinately refuse to take the pessimlstio view of the root of all evil of thoae.who have It planted in large quan tities. SqaeeslnaT the Spoaare. Springfield Republican. In four nonths of this year the capital isation of corporations formed In the east ern states, of not less than a million dollars eaoh, as recorded by tha New York Journal of Commerce and Commercial Bulletin, amounted to $271,000,000, against 1742,000,000 last year and $831,000,000 two years ago. The business of promotion is not what it was when the public had a great deal of money and very little experience. A LO.a FIGHT OX DIVORCE. Concert of Action by Churches Against a Publlo Evil. Philadelphia Press. , Many efforts have been made to stem the swelling tide of divorce In this coun try, and all of them, have contributed ta the present general interest in the ques tion. But none has achieved the results that are easily possible to this new movement. Tho Interchurch conference on marriage and divorce la not a self constituted body of specialists. It Is officially appointed by the leading religious denominations of the country, Impelled thereto by a sense of the gravity of the present situation. In ita personnel are men whose standing is of tha very highest. Distinguished prelates and no less distin guished lawyers are giving their ripest powtra to a study of this serious and in tricate question. The conference appears to realise Its responsibility as representing the domi nant eentlment of the country. It has no cheap recipes or sudden remedies to offer, and apparently no theories to ev plolt. A thorough, discriminating study of the whole situation la lis first work, ind to that end an array of facts, bearing en the social, legal, moral and religious aspects of divorce, are being collated. The officers aay that they do not Intend to run ahead of publlo opinion, although they will endeavor to educate It, They purpose to keep In touch with the peo ple whom they represent, and thus byl un educated, Christian sentiment they expect to be able to secure a measure of uniformity In the dhrorce laws of the va rious states n1 ultimately, an amendment to the United States constitution. AH ef this ts far-sighted, reasonable and eommendable. Planked on the ene side by tha Roman Cathollo church, which, be cause pi rta view ef the sacramental na ture ef marriage, t opposed entirety to atvwree, and on the other side by the small out powerful company ef earnest students of social questions who are keenly awake to the national peril Involved In laa divorce customs, the Interchurch con ference, supported by 23.000,000 Protostaot church members In the Vnlted States, may hope to move steadily fnrwsrd to the suo eeesful attainment ef the goals tt bee set for UaeuV IF.CtXAR SHOTS AT TUB PIT. FIT. Philadelphia Press: If it be true, as re ported, that the Methodist Missionary so ciety has refused .a bequest from one of the most useful laymen who baa served that denomination in recent years, simply because he met hla death In a theater Are, then It may frankly be sold that such larrownesa proves ths society Incompetent to direct a worldwide work. 6t Paul Pioneer-Press: A hero who would not think of himself as deserving a Carnegie jJiedal is Rev. R. M. Labaree. pastor of the Doyleetown Presbyterian ohuroh. It will be recalled that Mr. Labareo's brother was recently murderod by fanatics in Persia, and these murderers are stlU at large, seeking opportunity, it la reported, to repeat their crime upon other missionaries. Yet this Doylestown pastor a gentleman of fine parts, honorod and useful In the oommunlty promptly offered himself to the mission authorities as a substitute for his slain brother. St. Louis Republic: Archbishop Ryan's telegram of congratulations to Archbishop Olennon of St. Louis was read at an eccle siastical dinner this week. When the see of Bt. Louis became vacant the names of two auxiliary bishops were sent to Rome on the slate of the clergy and prel ates. The two were Bishop Dunn of Dal las, Tex., and Bishop Messmer of Green Bay, both of whom, contrary to the gen eral custom of Roman Cathollo prelate, wear beards. Neither of the candidates pleased Rome, and Archbishop Ryan was consulted. The Pfclladelphlan's choice was Auxiliary Bishop Olennon of St Louts, who has been called the Apollo of the American hierarchy. Archbishop Ryan's telegram of congratulation read: "You won It by a close shave." PERSONAL, AUD OTHERWISE. When everything Is ready a peek at the Pike will rival Plkea peak in exhlloratlng effect. Publlo sentiment has executed a somer sault. Yalu news la in active demand at present. Higher education Is marching on to lofty heights. Matching pennies has been pro hibited In the campus of the Chicago uni versity. Oriental as well as Occidental warriors do not hesitate to fight on Sunday If the Opportunity Is ripe The Japs opened the bear hunt on land last Sunday. The fact that the Methodist conference Is in session in Loa Angeles doubtless ac counts for the extraordinary phenomenon of a rainfall in May. It takes the Meth odists to give the clouds a shakedown. The one great charm of Japanese victor ies is the opportunity they give Baron Hayashi to exercise blssroice over the Lon don wires'. The exuberant melody of his solos sound the gayest note In telling of Japanese war plans for Russian consump tion. Bill Barlow's "Sagebrush Philosophy," done In mag. form, continues to chear and edify those who relish pure stuph. The May number Is "a warm member." Like the true phllospher, BUI discreetly overlooks the borne grown vagaries, pre ferring to picture the far-off caprices of the human family, thus diminishing tha prospect of annoying interviews which rarely conduce to longevity. This la the accepted time when railroads and summer resorts put forth their be witching ads and literature. 'The beauties of picture and prose draw one Irresistibly from home, filled with romantlo dreams and sweet idyls of travel. The bulging purse lends charm to the prospect. But when the road roller goes over the purse a ohange comes over the spirit of our Persistency that is what wins you wrote my first policy. Now fifteen years after you settle. Not here to day and gone tomorrow. I am heartily satisfied." "My large holdings affords me a feeling of real security." Head this letter from a most successful banker and mer chanthe is a friend of "The Strongest in ths World' t. V. BIUNDBIS. Pratt. H. H. BRJLNDB1S, VIoB-rroL A n. BRANDEIS, GMr. M. UHANbKlS, Tnu. BBmmik Omaha, Neb., April 7, 1004. n. D. Neely. Manager, Omabiv, Nebraska. Doar Sir: Am Just In receipt of your letter stating options on one of my large policies. I elect to accept the cash option, and in doing so wish to tell you that I am heartily satisfied. Blneo you wrote thle, my first policy of Ufa assur ance, It has been my pleasure to have you wrlto mo sev eral other pollclos In tho Equitable Life Assurance Society of the United States, and I believe today I am ono of your largest policy-holders in Omaha, My largo holdings In this great corporation with Its mountain of surplus affords me a feeling of real security. Yours truly, AJRTnUB D. BRANDEIS THB STRONGEST IN THE WORLD" THE EUUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY , OP THB UNITED STATES HENRY a HYDE, Founder, 120 BROADWAY. NEW YORK. JAMES W. ALEXANDER. Pre. JAMES H. HYDE, Vice Proa. II. D. NEELY, Mgr. for Nebraska. Merchants National Bank Building. , Wn HENRY BROWN, Cashier, S. R. ELSON and B. S. STREETER, Oeoeral Agta., Omaha, tt ft LOUOH RIDGE. Oeoeral Agt., Lincoln, -JOB KLEIN, Oeoeral Agt., PUttaaaouth, Nob. ED. E. JONES. General Aft, ttaatiaga. Neb. J. R. HOOVER, General Aj-U, Wayne Neb, W. X STEVENSON, Qeneral A., FUa Qty, Nek dreams and there will be precious lltte change In the purse. A Colorado court Is wrestling with the legal tenlque of a thirst not a court thlrs. but one brought in for elucidation. It doesn't matter what the complaint even or wtoo the complainant Is. The fact that the plaintiff comes Into court with a thirst In need of repairs is a gracious tribute tj tha expert knowledge of the Judiciary. Mayor McClellan of New Tork Is achler ing distinction aa a strategist. When colled upon to settle the rival claims of tho Daughters of the American Revolution anJ the Colonial Dames to the custody of tho Jumel mansion he emlleU his sweoUa;, shook hands with the ladies and graolojsly passed them up to the chairman of tlio park commission. The mayor la a brave man, but there are limitation. DOMESTIC PLUAJAJtTRIKI. "Could you love me better If I ware ""I don't know, but I'd like to try'-CUeve-land Plain Dealer. "Is your mistress at homoT" Inquired Mrs. liorem, standing in the shadow of the doorway. "I don't know, maani," replied tne ser vant. "1 can't tell whether she a ltume or not till I git a good look at ye. If ys hov a wart on the side o' yer nose, ina'nm, she ain't." Philadelphia Presa. iir. Crossble You pretend to have a great aversion to mourning and say you never would wear It: but 1 heard you only the other day say that you should put uu black In case I died. Mrs. Croasbie in that cam, dear, the circumstances would, of course, conquer my aversion. Boston TransuripU New Wife Horace, I wish you wouldn't call me "Puss." New Husband Why not. dear? New Wife Becausn, when I'm 40 years older It may sevm natural for you to oaU me "Old Cat." Chicago Tribune. "I see that a medical man says that con tagious dineases can be transmitted by the shoes we wear." "I suppose that's the reason my husband, when ha comes home early on the morn ing, always takes off his shoes at tho loot of the stairs and brings them up In Ills hand." Cleveland Plalu Dealer. The beautiful Washington maiden cut him off in the middle of his Impassioned Pl"ndeed. Mr. Awlrtte," she said, "you must not say any more. There are reasons why I cannot listen to you." "Then give me leave to print I" gasped the young congressman, too badly rattled to know what he wua saying. Chicago Tribune. Mr. Oldbaau-nAfter all. you know, a man la only as old aa ha feels Miss Pert Yes. but some old men make the mistake of thinking they ere as young as they think they feel. Philadelphia Press. THERE 1 BVGR A0ONO BOME WHERE James Whltoomb Riley. There la ever a song somewhere, my dear, There Is ever a something thut sings There' sWhe song of the lark when the skies are clear, And the song of the thrush when the skies are gray; The sunshine showers across the grain, And Xhe bluebird trills in the orchard And In and out, when the eaves drip rain. The swallows are twittering ceaselessly. There is ever a song somewhere, my dear, Be the skies above or dark or fair; There Is ever a song that our hearts may hear . There Is ever a song somewhere, my dear There la ever a song somewherel There is ever a song somewhere, my dear, la the midnight black or the midday blue; . . The robin pipes when the sun Is here. And the cricket chirrups the whole night through 1 The buds may blow and the fruit may grow. Ana tho autumn leaves drop crisp and sera; But whether the sun or the rain or the snow, There Is ever a song somewhere, my oVnr. r