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THE OMAIIA DAILY BEB: SATURDAY, AfRIL 80, 1001. rlr' An Arctic Nerve Cure By William Bradford Alien. , (Copyright. 1904. by William Bradford Allen.) "My wife and Mri. Hills ud to think a tieap of each other; that n when Sarah Imagined she bad hay fevtr, and told Mn. Hills every day how poorly aha felt. Now they don't speak, ahd It'a all on account of floating around on an iceberg." Mr. Abner Bpencer atlrrad up the blaalng frigs in hia fireplace and amlled remlnls cently. 1 expressed my Ignorance and Interest Mr. Bpencer'a 6fllcs, In which we were seated, waa not a busy place, but then Mr. Spencer waa not busy man. His bankers could vouch that he had no need to be. His office waa for him an asylum to which he could go every morning and read the thus adding to his sense of Importance and avoiding domestic worries at the same time. "You never met Mre. BpencerT" her hue band Inquired. I had not. "Well, my wife ia a capable woman; yes, air, as capable woman aa there la in the tate of Connecticut; but It wasn't always that way. For a spell she uaed to think she had hay fever every year from the time the grass turned green in the sprint an (11 furnace time In the fall, and it took a good sized iceberg to make her agree she was mistaken." . Mr. Spencer drew hia chair a trifle Bearer to the Are. A amlle that started In a twinkle In hia eyes spread Itself over his smooth-shaven cheeks, hesitated for an Instant In his short gray beard, and following the bulging curve of his waist coat waa finally lost In the tips of his square toed shoes. "When I come to think of all the things that happened they do seem funny," he said In explanation. "The doctors and we had considerably many of them take it first and last all told Barah that there wasn't anything really the matter with her except nerves. But she wouldn't believe any of them, and It finally came to a point where something had to be done. There wasn't much fun living in the same house with a woman who waa ' grunting all the time the way my Barah .was, so I got desperate and said to the doctor we had then that things had got to atop some how. We talked the matter all over and we both came to the conclusion that as long aa Sarah really thought she waa sick and you couldn't beat It out of her that she didn't have hay fever the only thing to do waa to make believe she waa right, and then to pretend to cure her. So we decided that I waa to take her to aome place where she couldn't have hay fever aven If ahe wanted to. "That evening I took out the map and I studied It like when I was a boy at school. I looked all over North and South America, and they wouldn't do green grsss grow ing everywhere; then I tackled Europe and Vela and Africa and Australia and the (Wands In the . sea and. by Jinks! they wouldn't do either. Every single place was full of flowers and weeds In summer, and the only plare that looked aa If it might So barring the ocean, and I never cared much for aea trips was Greenland. So I aald to my wife, Just as naturally as If I'd said 'Sarah, we'll have enmed beef for dinner tomorrow,' I said, 'We'll spend the summer In Greenland.' " 'Greenland?' ahe answered. 'You mean Swltserland, Abner. There's where Mrs. Hills Is going. She wss telling me about It only yesterday all about the mountains and everything she was going to sre. It'll be nice to go along with her.' " "Mrs. Hills may be going to Swltser land, but that's no place for folks with hay fever,' I said. "There's nothing but edel weiss crawling all over the hills there ami that makes It pretty bad for people who are sick the wsy you sre.' I was taking thancea. otid though I didn't rellfh the idea Df cooping myself up in Greenlsnd all sum mer, I waa bound to try to make Sarah think she was cured. "I guess what I aald about that edelweiss Impressed Sarah aome, for the next day when Mra Hills came In to talk about Swltserland Sarah got back at her about the advantagee of Greenland, about It be Ing more romantic to go to places everyone didn't go to, and all that sort of talk.' It Bnally got so hot that it wasn't safe to talk at foreign travel when those two were to- (ether. "Well, along the first of June we got started. How did we go? Oh. that tasy enough. I fixed it up with the captain tt a whaling steamer sailing from New t Bedford that he'd take us up and leave us while be wept whale fishing for a couple of months, and then he'd call for ua In Sep tember and hrlna us back. "So we packed up everything we could think e canned stuff and tea and flour. nu m pui in my rtetver hat In rase we should meet any swell people, end she put In her blark silk dress. And we took along oil rooking stoves to cook on and cook books to read. Then we bought a house. It all oame to pieces so It would travel easy and the sailors could put it to gether for ua to live In. The captain Hid me we couldn't wear our regular clothes up there, but his wife, who had been In Greenland wttk aim and waa Just Barah' a site, agreed to lend her come of her things that weren't worn a speck, and he arranged to have some made to fit me. "When the day earns for sailing the whole family traveled with us down to New Bedford to see us off. They said good bye and 'come back well and strong.' snd we said good bye and don't let the children those were our grandchildren eat green apple,' and we started. "You've taken a sea trip? Then there's no special use telling you of ours. Of course we were seasick some, but that didn't last long, and we enjoyed the trip better than I thought we would. On:y Sarah waa all the time curious sbout those slothes of the captain s wife she waa going to wear. " 'Are you sure they'll fit and be stylish 7 she kept asking him. He. told her that she and Ma wife were aa much alike as twlna. and ths clothes would he sure to fit. and aa far aa style went, the people up In Greenland didn't change fashions very often, and he tried to ease her mind. Barah wanted to see them and try them on. but they were way down In the ship's cellar and couldn't be got at easy, so she had to believe the cap tain, seelrf there was no other way. We AND BUS GAVE MRS. HILLS ONE LOOK. kept on sailing for a long time, and thsn j ono morning there was Greenland Just ahead of us, and I'l be Jiggered if It wasn't green, too, with grass growing the way it does here at home. "Naturally I was disappointed, seeing we'd come so far to run away from grow Ing things, and after we'd sailed along all day we came to a place where there waa knothlng but rocks and Ice. I " 'I guess we'll stop here.' I said to the captain. 'It doean't look exactly Inviting, but if we don't catch our death of rheuma tism or pneumonia we ought to get cured from hay fever.' The captain looked sort of surprised that I'd pick out Just that place for a aummer resort, but I was paying him to do as I wanted, so he stopped the ship, and the next morning the sailors com menced to take our things aahore. Sarah was sort of disappointed when she saw the place by daylight. Not that It wasn't daylight all May and all night up there at that time of the year, but she was sleepy the night before and hadn't taken a good took. , " "Why. I don't sea any neighbors up here,' she said. "'No,' the captain answered; 'and you won't see any wherever you look all over Greenland, unless Its Esquimaux or polar bears. Neighbors don't grow thick around these parts.' 'But what ahall I do without folks to talk to and toll them how I'm feeling today?' ahe asked. "The captain said something that sounded like swearing, but Sarah didn't hear, or else I'd have talked to him straight, because I won't let any man swear when my wife Is around. Between us all we got Sarah into a rowboat, and the sailors put up our house where I told them to right out on a point stick ing out Into, the sea and covered with Ice, where there wss sure to be no hay fever. They put all the things we had brought to eat in the house, so If there were any polar bears around they wouldn't Steal thlncs: and, aselng there wasn't much room left in the house, they put the trunk holding our clothes underneath a stone heap in back. And then the ship sailed away, the captain saying he'd call for us In September. "I noticed that Sarah was uneasy alt the time the men were working, and I naturally thought It waa because we were going to he left alone. But Just as soon as the ship started off, 'I'm glad they're gone,' she said. 'Now I can try on those things tho captain's wife lent me.' " 'Well,' I thought. 'Borah's hay fever la better If she thinks of clothes at this time.' But I opened the trunk and brought her a bundle marked 'For Mrs, Spencer.' There waa another bundle marked for me. and we each started to put our new clothes on. "Mine were made of fur, and they were rut sort of queer, but I didn't think much sbout It until Sarah yelled out, 'Abner, that woman aent me a pair of panta to wear!' Well, you should have even my wife, leastwise no men except her husband should have seen tier, becauso she was dressed In a fur Jacket Just like mine and fur pants Just like mine, too. Gracious, If Sarah hadn't been so mad It'd have been funny." Mr. Sixncer leaned bark and laughed at the remembrance. "And the captain's wife expected Mra Spencer to wear pan that la, trousers?" I inquired. "That's Just what she did. and come to think about tt, that's what the books say the Esquimaux women do wear; but my Sarah In a pair of furry panta, with her bonnet with feathera In It on her head and spectacles on her nose, and she the mother of three children and the grandmother of els more! Gracious. I was glad I was ths only ono to see tier. 'Abner Spencer.' she said, It makes ana blush to look at myeeif. You ought to be ashamed to stand there and laugh. Dear, oh, dear,' ehe aald: 'what do I look tlker "Well, for the life of me X couldn't tell her. because she didn't look like anything I'd ever eecn before. Do you know I had the hardest time to keep that womaa from changing back to the thlnga she wore on the shlpT But I saw we were taking chance enough from lumbago and quinsy sore throat a It waa, so I made her keep on the things, teeing there was nobody there to see her except me, and I'd seen her already. "If I should tell you how we worked to get things fitted up in our house lt d take till supper time, and there'd be no sense In It anyway. We got things aa we wanted them at last, with everything to eat aafe Indoors and the clothes we weren't wearing In the trunk under the heap of atones back of the house, and we had supper and went to bed dead tired out. It seemed foolish to go to sleep when the son was chining, but I figured that we'd have to wait a month or two before It set, to we pulled the curtalna to make It aa dark aa we could, and It wasn't long before we were anorlng. "The first thing we knew after that It seemed as If an earthquake had struck us. Everything waa going humplty bump Ity, and there was the scariest, ripping, roaring noise, and It wasn't until I stuck my head out of the window that I saw what waa the matter. We were afloat. Yes, sir. afloat; bobbing around on n Ice berg with the wind blowing us further and further from the land. The whole point we took for rocks covered with Ice had broken off Just back of our house, leaving our trunk under the stones 'behind; and there we two wi a. -Knowing sarans nerves I waa scarea 10 aeaui to ten ner what was the matter, thinking she'd have a fit; but, do you know, when I saw there waa no use keeping things a secret and I did tell her, breaking the news easy, she waa aa pleased as possible, " 'Now,' she said, 'I'll have adventurea to tell that Hills woman that'll make any thing she does seem like staying at home.' "Even when I told her that the trunk had been left behind, she didn't seem to care a bit. That woman, who, even If she was my wife, waa grunting all tho time from June to November every year, cheered right up the minute she had really some thing to complain about. "The wind kept blowing us south. I'd have been scared to death, floating around the way we were. But Sarah kept laugh ing and cooking buckwheat cakes on the oil stove Just aa if nothing had happened. so I didn't have the nerve to complain. Every morning as we kept floating south I hoisted a sheet on a pole on top of the Ice berg, so if a ahlp did happen to come our way It would see it and atop, but I didn't have much faith In It. Every day tha wind kept coming from the north, and It was lucky we had on clothes like the Esqui maux wear, or we'd have been frosen stiff. All the time Sarah was Just aa happy and pleased, and a big alght more eo, as If we'd been safe In our house on Main street. What, with the housekeeping and cooking to attend to, her time waa pretty well taken up, but after I'd hoisted tha sheet for the day all I had to do waa to write In my diary and eat my meals. "But, after all, it was sort of grand, with the sea Just as blue aa If some one had dumped a million bottles of bluing Into it, and wind blowing off the tops of the wavea now and then and making them look as white as napkins on a clothesline. And the Iceberg itsel. that waa the grandest of all; so big and solemn and white and cold. It made you have the shivers to look at it all and think how small you were compared to everything around you. I used to get sort of brooding, and then Sarah'd cook me some griddle cakes and I'd feel better. "The only living thing In sight, barring Barah and me, were the whales. Some times they come up to the top and roll. with their sides all white and shiny, ar.d blow little squirts of water. Sarah and I would stand in our front door and watch them. She used to say how nice It waa not to have the wind blow her clothes around, and she began pitying the women who had to follow the styles and wear puffed-up sleeves and skirts made Juat so. She began to look better, too. When I got downxplrlted she'd cheer me up. and say how nice It would be if some day the wind changed a little and blew us up the river and landed us safe and sound at home. "Tha Iceberg waa melting pretty fast, though, and It wasn't more than half the site It was when we started out on It six weeks before, when one morning I saw amoks. " 'There's a steamer coming,' I shouted to Barah, 'and we're saved!' " 'Tint's too bad,' she said, 'and Just as we're commencing to enjoy ourselves so much, too.' "I looked at her with my 'mouth open as if she wss crasy, and then I made up my mind that I'd be saved, whatever she thought, and I waved the sheet and yelled aa loud aa I cou!4. The steamer kept coming nearer and nearer It was a big one wtih three chimneys and bye and by the folks on board of It saw us and they stopped, and some mea got Into a boat and rowed to us. " 'What are you doing thecal the man who wss steering yelled out. I waa mad enough to say we were picking flowers, but I didn't; i told Mra Instead that we wanted to go to New Tork with Mm. " 'Who's the man with youf ha yelled back, pointing to Sarah, who waa washing dlshee Just aa If nothing had happened. " That's no man; that's my wife,' I yeiled back. You ahould have heard those men laugh, especially when Sarah went Into the house and came out again with her bon.tet tied on good and tight "I saw it was no time to get Into a fight, so I made Sarah get Into the boat and we rowed to the steamer. All the passengers were at the rail aa we came up, and they were all talking and asking questions at once. The ship teemed aa high aa a moun tain, but I managed to climb up the rope lndder some way, helping Sarah at the same time, and when we got on deck one of the passengers I had been looking at because she looked as If I knew her and then again she didn't, with a big French hat on her head and wearing foreign-looking clothes, gave a yell. " 'Why, If It ain't Mrs. Abner Spencer, there In those pants,' she said. 'It's the most disgraceful sight I ever saw In all my life,' she kept on. "Barah wiped the sea water off her spec tacles and put her hands In her pockets oh, yes, she learned that on the Iceberg and she gave Mra Hills one look for tt wss Mrs. Hills coming back from Swltser land who said those things and ahe an swered Just as quiet aa If things like that happened every day: 'I think the woman has been drinking. It's such a shame, a woman of her age, too.' And Sarah and Mrs. Hills haven't spoken to each other since. "Before I went down stairs I looked back and there was that Iceberg going blbbltty bobbltty In the sea, and perhaps It's float ing yet with the barter Sarah wss making for cakes, standing next to the stove. "Well, we got back home safe and sound. Yes, sir; the people on board the steamer tent us some clothes to wear. Sarah hasn't had a nervous turn since, nor an attack of hay fever either. And I sometimes think that If people with nerves would stop doc toring and go sailing on Iqebergs they'd be better and the doctors would b poorer." Mr. Spencer paused and looked at his watch. "Why, It's nearly time for lunch," he said. "I'll be glad if you'd come up and meet my wife and take a bite with us. Only don't say anything about fur clothes, for that'a the only thing she's a might touchy about." ABOUT LEFT JjANDED PEOPLE Some Peculiarities Extracted by a itady of Statistics of Varloas Coaatrles. "As Is universally known, we use the right hand very much more commonly than the left, the number of persons who are more agile with the left hand being comparatively small. They are ordinarily found among women, children and savages, and they were more numerous In ages past than they are now. Much has been written of these persons, but, as no one has heretofore tried to determine their fre quency by means of statistics, I decided to undertake that task with the aid of my friend, Prof. Marro," says Prof. Cesare Lombroso in the North American Re view. "Among 1,029 operatives and soldiers I fpund a proportion of 4 per cent In men and S to 8 per cent in women. Among lunatics the proportions ars not much dif ferent. On the other hand, studying a cer tain number of criminals, the quota of left handedness waa found more than tripled in men, IS per cent, and nearly quintupled In women, 12 per cent. Some particular kinds of criminals, however, as, for example, swindlers, offered me again a much larger proportion, S3 per cent, while murderers and ravlahera give lees from 9 to 10 per bent. At all events, this Is a new characteristic, which connects criminals with savages, and differentiates them from sane people, aa well as lunatics. "As appetite comes In eating (according to the proverb), so, once In the midst of these first discoveries, I wished to see If I cculd not go further In my re searches. until now, I thought, left- handednets only has been studied. Would it not be worth the trouble to search If there be not, also, what one may call 'left-sldedness' aa applied to the senses that Is, If there be not men who have a greater sensibility on the left than on the right side? With this Idea Instituted a kind of physiological surveillance over number of my friends and colleagues, and over some worklngmen. "As a result, I found that left-sldedness Is In much larger proportion than left handedness, showing Itself In no less than J8 per cent of normal people. The curious fact appeared alao that left-handed people do not have more of this sensitive left- meaner man Tisni"rintlu people, ana not even as much, at least In tha sens of touch, ns criminals, who average 37 per cent, although they show a difference In the Intensity of the sense of touch. The proportion of sensltlvs left-stded people among criminals, however, becomes very much more If one takes Into aocount the sensibility to pain, which they have more highly developed In the left aide, and visual sharpntss, which, according to the calcula tions of Dr. Bono. Is not only greater In them than In honest men, but Is more ac centuated In the left eye than In the right. In lunatics, aa is revealed by ths researches of Tonnlnl and Amadel, this sensitive left sldedness Is almost more the rule than the exception, rising as high as 44 per cent. 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