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Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before ma this lat day of March, A. D., 1804. M. B. HUNGATR. (Seal) Notary Public. Mr. Bryan cannot be nccusod this time of talking for depreciated money lu Conuectlcut. Johnny Mahcr will now please get action on his typewriter atid tell the public all about It. The Commercial club will have to wake up now to the necessity of en gaging a new secretary; Water has filled the mains of the Grand Rapids Gas company. Can it be that there -was no room for it in the cupltni stock? The campaign must be opening early in Texas. The first report of a race riot of the year in that state comes from Houston. According to the World-Herald, John 12. Utt, commissioner and secretary of the Commercial club, Is again a railway man. ' Was be ever anything else? Now thftt the correspondents are burred from Tort Arthur that place may be expected to fall again at any time- In the press dispatches at least If repetition of the Auditorium sub scription list In tbe public prints would bring the money still needed, the Audi torium would be completed forthwith. The "native son" movement is strong in California, but It is not all-powerful, to Judge. by some of the democratic comments from that state regarding the candidacy of. W. It. Hearst Unable to awaken interest in the news regaiding the. condition of the pope's health, which is believed to be per fect, the Roman correspondent have begun to kill him off by anarchists. It took an Iowa man twenty-eight years to realize that be bad been dam aged by false arrest. llti now sues the state for $100,000, which goes to show that if the knowledge came late none of its value was lost The Philippine islands must produce some strenuous politicians, for men of no other kind would pay transportation over so many miles to attend national conventions in which they will prob ably have little or no weight. It is announced that Supreme Court Clerk Ileraman has made all prepara tions to vacate his office not later than May 1. We apprehend, however, that he might be persuaded to stay longer If the Judges united iu a unanimous re quest The receivers in bankruptcy of the Sully eftate seem to be in doubt as to what they are to receive, and will in vestigate the parties said to he asso ciated in the deal with Sully. The De partment of Agriculture will investigate the boll weevil. Taking' into consideration the relative imputation of the countries, Japan can nut afford to trade men on the basis of two for one with Russia, but upon the basis of effective fighters in the far east the trade in the last eugaginent may not have been so bad. With the canal commission enroute to the isthmus to inspect the ground. the lawyers started to France to in' spect the title and a. Washington court to Uispectithe constitutionality of thai ct preliminary steps la the construe-1 tlon of the Panama canal may be said to be well under way. The fire and police board has done the right thiug by sitting down upou the proposed benefit entertainment pro jected by the firemen. The line of de marcation between soliciting subscrip tions to a benefit fund tnd exacting forced contributions In the nature ot payments) for services already paid for fcy the city to altogetLer too tadiaUuct ' TUB CASK Or B t It A TVH BURTON. The conviction of Senator flurton. of Kansas of receiving compensation for the protection of a fraudulent concern that was violating the postal laws Is an object lesson that ought to have a salutary effect While the cage of Bur ton Is undoubtedly exceptional In Its flnfrrant disregard of the obligations of a senator of the United States, It Is a well known fact that in both branches of congress there are attorneys of vari ous corporations who are paid to look after the Interests of their clients In con nection with legislation and also In re spect to relations with the executive departments. These attorneys are ex pected to consult the welfare of the corporations they represent rather than the Interests of the public and this is whnt they Very generally do. Burton, "needing the money," undertook to pro tect a criminal concern, of course with a fall knowledge of its character, and his conviction is fully deserved. There are other corporations, undoubtedly, of nt least questionable legality which have attorneys In congress who are well paid for the service they render in "pro tecting" the corporations whenever their interests are touched at the national capital. A member of congress should not ac cept service of tuls'klnd. Its inevitable effect is demoralizing. You cannot Berve two master, and the man who is elected to represent the people in the national legislature will not always serve them faithfully if he is at the same time a corporation attorney. Whenever the in teresls of the corporation conflict with those of the public the attorney is very likely to favor the former. It is this which has caused so much difficulty in securing legislation for the regulation and suppression of the corporations and has been more or less influential in ob structing the enforcement of the laws. The penalty In the case of Burton is severe, but none too much so for the nature of his offense. It is to be hoped the lesson will impress itself where there Is need of It BAD COtiDtTWyS JJV POHTO RICO. The statement made by Mr. Gonipers, who has Just returned from Porto Rico, In regard to conditions there, should re' celve attention with a view to some measure for relieving the industrial and economic situation. It Is unpleasant to rend that In this insular possession the social and economic conditions in con sequence of the business depression are deplorable, . far worse, it is said, than they ever were when the island was under Spanish rule.. Mr. Gompers stated that he saw more idle men in Porto Rico, idle because they cannot find work, than be ever came across before in bis only 83,000 population, and, correspond entlre life. "Having witnessed," he lngly, could not have a school attend- said, "poverty, misery and absence of the possibility of delicacy among the members of a family, men and women dying from starvation to the number of 430 to BOO a month, I can say that the conditions obtaining in Porto ' Rico re flect no credit on our country." In the opinion of Mr. Gompers we have not treated the island fairly. Un der the old regime It bad its full quota of representatives In the national law making body of the Spanish government. At present the people of the island have little voice in their affairs. It is not apparent, however, that they would be any better off if they had more voice in their affairs, unless they are able to propose some practicable way of Im proving conditions and this they can do as It is. Giving them a territorial form of government which they desire, would not necessarily result in better economic conditions. It is business im provement rather than political change that is wanted. The fact appears to be that the chief cause of the unfortunate situation in Porto Rico is the closing of the principal markets for her coffee, It is pointed out that free trade with the United States has not of Itself opened a market but on the contrary has resulted In a tariff in Spain, France, Austria, etc., which shuts it out of those countries that prior to the annexation were the Island's chief customers. It is certainly practicable to find some rem edy for this condition and whatever course la necessary to make a market in the United States for all the coffee rorto Rico can produce and it is a su perior article should be adopted. There will be no dissent from the opinion of Mr. Gompers that tho existing economic and social conditions in Porto Rico re fleet no credit on our country. RUSSIA1 8 tRHlTAUKU COURSE. There Is a feeling, for which there ap pears to be ample reason, that the course being pursued by Russia is with the deliberate design of irritating China into a breach of neutrality, so as to give an excuse for Russia invading and hold lug more Chinese territory. The dls patch in regard to the placing of New Chwang under martial law stated that In some quarters the order was regarded as an apparent challenge to neutral powers, especially to China, on account of the appropriation of Its territory. We have already referred to this as a matter that appears to call for protest on the part of the powers whose treaty rights have been disregarded. But this is not the only thing Russia has done to which the nations Interested, and China par tlcularly, might Justly take offense, Ever since the beginning of the war Russia has been showing a disposition to encroach upon neutral territory and to shut out all other countries from the enjoyment of their treaty rights. Ac - coidlng to reports from St Petersburg the Russian officials do not believe that the Chinese government intends to re main neutral, but is getting ready to give military aid to Japan. This sus picion and professed apprehension may be real, but whether they are or uot If the Russian officials actually desired to tee the Chinese become participants lu the war they rouM not la any other way, short of a distinct provocation. better promote the attainment of their wish. They are certainly doing what they can to bring about the complica tions which the sincere friends of China are striving to avert If they succeed In goading China into hostilities It will give Itussla opportunity to claim Man churia as the lawful spoil of war and it could hardly fall to draw gome of the European powers Into the conflict The entire course of Russia in eastern Asia Is characteristic. It is marked by duplicity, intrigue and faithlessness,, for which that power has long been notori ous. The action at New Chwang is the latest manifestation and it remains to be seen what the nations whose rights there Russia assumes the power to an nul will have to say regarding it It is manifestly a challenge, to China and although that government haa recently reasserted the importance of remaining neutral and admonished patience and a firm attitude., it is quite, possible that It will feel called upon to resent action which if not thus taken notice of may be the forerunner of further aggressions. As we have heretofore said, it is a very grave matter, even in the stress of war, for a nation to trample on the rights of other countries as Russia has done at New Chwang. To complacently tolerate such a proceeding is to encourage and invite an extension of the aggressive policy. Russia should be told that even the exigencies of war cannot Justify her in riding roughshod over the rights of neutral nations and ruthlessly grabbing whatever she deems to be for ber in terest or convenience. The powers should speak in a way to effectually check Russian aggression and warn that power against continuing a course calcu lated, If not deliberately designed, to drive China Into hostilities. TBB A IT SCHOOL SUtSRlXTKUDKIfT Tho Board of Education has elected to the ruperlntendency of the Omaha pub lic schools William M. Davidson, now superluteudeut of schools at Topeka, Kan., for a term expiring August 1, 1903, with the same compensation now paid. It is to be presumed that Mr. Davidson will accept and qualify promptly for the office. The new superintendent is practically unknown here, although he has achieved a reputation in educntlonal circles of the country, and is said to possess the qualifications most desirable in a school superintendent He has a collegiate education, which is something the out going superintendent has not, and ho has had twenty years of school ex igence In various capacities. The one point in which Mr. Davidson is lacking is in his experience with city schools, never having been connected with a school system in any place larger than Topeka, which, by the last census, had ance more than one-third that of Omaha. Whether be has had sufficient training of a practical kind to enable blm to manage successfully a body of nearly 400 teachers will depend somewhat upon the energy, application and tact dis played by him, as well as the cordial co-operation of the principals and teach ers here. Mr.. Davidson Is entitled to a fair op portunity to demonstrate bis fitness for the place he is to fill and it is to be sincerely hoped that he will measure up to the standard the city of Omaha have set for their school superintendent In electing "the new superintendent only for the unexpired term of the old super intendent the school board has shown wisdom, because we shall then be free to make another change In case it be found that a mistake has been com mitted. If there is fault to find In the selec tion of Mr. Davidson it is that it has been ' hastily procured and immediate succession forced, without regard to the effect upon the school system here or at Topeka. A new superintendent com ing in for the last two months of -the school year, can scarcely accomplish anything in that time beyond familiarls- Ine himself with existing conditions. We believe the schools could have got ten along amply well under the tem porary supervision of Principal Water- bouse until the beginning of the next term, and the new man could have been Installed during the summer vacation period without discommoding the schools either here or at Topeka. To Mr. Davidson, as their new super intendent of schools, the people of Omaha will extend a hearty welcome. They are ready to give him the con fidence he should have, exacting only the condition that he prove worthy of it by devoting his time and talents to the education of their children and exert ing himself constantly to Improve the instruction without exceeding tbe bounds of economical administration. Chicago's dismantled street railway magnate, Yerkes, who has devoted much time and money in the effort to se cure street railway franchises in London and the provincial cities of Great ltrltain, claims to have made a special study of municipal ownership, with the natural conclusion that it has proved a very costly and unsatisfactory ex periment Mr. Yerkes' unexampled cosmopolitan philanthropy is exhibited in public interviews, in which he points out that where a municipality owns pub lic lighting works, electric tramways and a variety of other so-called commer cial undertakings, it must necessarily employ a large number of men and that carries with it an enormous payroll that becomes a menace to efficient municipal government Mr. Yerkes falls, however, 1 to make reference to the fact that cor porate ownership of public utilities is, if anything, a more dangerous menace to clean aud honest administration of municipal government. Possibly Mr. Yerkes has forgotten the scandals that characterised the Interference of the Chicago street railway managers with the city, council aud the various branches of the municipal government of Chicago, that were besieged night end day by paid bribe distributers. lie evidently has also forgotten the pe nlcloua effect of corporate Interference in the political caucuses, primaries and conventions that made the selection of reputable and unpurcbasable men to represent the taxpaytng cltisens almost an impossibility. If any business man, or business firm, should hire the manager or superin tendent of another business firm with out giving ample time for his replace ment by an equally competent man, the transaction would be regarded as an al most unpardonable breach of commer cial etiquette, but the example Just set by Milwaukee and Omaha would seem to justify the idea that there is no Im propriety in creating vacancies In the headship of a public school system on short notice, even where the breach of contract is engendered and the changes are made purely by an offer of higher salary. East Omaha business firms and resi dents, who appear to be perturbed over the prospect of an insufficient water supply, manifestly do not anticipate the usual June rise, with "water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink, Council Bluffs, which is normally republican, has gone democratic in its municipal election. Let South Omaha, which la normally democratic, even up next week by giving the republican nominees substantial majorities. Now Let la Shndder. Washington Pout. "One soldier on shore was bruised reads a cable account ot the latest Port Arthur bombardment. How much longer will peace-loving nations withhold their determination to put an end to auch slaughter? Short-Lived Freedom, Boston Transcript. St. Petersburg editors have been warned to be careful In printing war news and each paper must have a "competent military person" on Its staff. This looks as though the lately announced freedom of the press in Russia haa been a short-lived, though beautiful dream. The I'ot Marmara Some. Springfield Republican. That eminent civil service reformer, Mr. Gorman of Maryland, haa been criticising Theodore Roosevelt for "letting down the bars." This Incident recalls other days. when the one-time head of the United States Civil Service commission chased the spoilsman from Maryland with a pitch fork. Henrat Brand of Stamps. Louisville Courier-Journal. A reporter describing Mr. Max Ikel- helmcr, Mr. Hearst's commercial traveler, who blew into Louisville to do a little peeslnesa for his employer, says that he had the stamp of metropolitan New York on his dress." There ta a rumor, however, that he had other stamps about his clothes that were decidedly mora Interesting to those who were ready to do business with him. "eelc the Keal Thing;. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Better put up your own strawberry ,1am when the dear berries are cheap enough. The star chemist of Nebraska recently analysed a snmple of Jam and found It was made chiefly of pumpkin, coal tar dyes giving it Its loyely tint. It was pre served in benzoin and the seeds were ordinary grass seeds. Presumably they don't put Jam on the Nebraska bread any more. The Long? and Strnnsr Pall. New York Tribune. This country takes more than one-half of the baled leaf tobacco which Cuba Im ports, but less than one-fourth of the num ber of cigars sent out by the dusky Queen of the Antilles. So enormous Is the quan tity of cigars rolled In manufactories In the United States that the sources of aupply of the material outside of that raised under the Stars and Stripes are many and important. HH IS NOT SO "STHENt'OCS. Ezagrserated Popular Impression Con cernlns; President Rooserelt. Walter Weilman tn Suocess. There la a prevalent Impression that Mr. Roosevelt has led a "strenuous" life In the White House that he has played there a strong hand, ruling imperiously, and some times Impetuously being salf-wllled, high- spirited and impatient of restraint. Noth ing could be farther from the truth. Not In my time has there been a man in the White House who baa leaned more heavily upon his advisers; one more eager to seek and to follow good counsel or one more prone to "heart to heart" talks with all whose positions or Interests have given them right to be heard or offered promise of good from con Terence with them. Few great men are actually what they seem and Mr. Roosevelt la very far from being the character the popular Impression has ascribed to him. With rara exceptions he haa taken no Important step without the fullest and frankest conferences with mem bers of his cabinet and loaders ot his party. In no other recent admlnlatra tlon' were there so many councils of war at the White House. At Washington It Is axlomatlo that Mr. Roosevelt never does anything without talking it over with many people cablaet officers, senatora. rjitnieiiiauvri turn personal mends, so much ao that it Is a common Joke that cabinet ministers and a coterie of lead ing repuiican senators never dare make dinner engagement, lest they be sum moned to the Whltn House at the very moment they should be fo'rklnar their oysters. It Is not a method which con duces to the close kteplng of secrets; but It naa Its advantages, and It glvea a loud negative to the pretaleut belief that the president la too self-reliant, and too much prone to "go It alone," aa a sort of bull In the china shop of stateamanshlp. There are exceptions to most rules, and Mr. Roosevelt, like ull other strong and fearless men under habitual self-restraint and discipline. Is liable, now and then. to ao tne unexpected. Probably the great eat act or nia administration. In ao far aa ii Buecia upon ins political future were concerned, waa performed without con sulfation even with his cabinet. tie oraerea suit brought against the Northern Securities company without once laying the matter before his constitutional advUera. Thay knew nothing of It till they read It In the newspapers. Attorney Oeneral Knox was tha only man consulted. Even Mr. Root, the great lawyer from New York, who knew better than anyone el the magnitude and sensitiveness of the interests Involved Root, upon whom Mr. Roosevelt had so heavily leaned, had his predecessor In office, that, when the great war secretary boarded a train to leave Washington, on the first day of February, a member of the cabinet re marked: "There goes back to his law omca a man who has been president of the United States for four and one-half years." even Mr. Foot was not advised. and the Northern Securities thunderclap came to bis oars out of a clear blue sky. BITS Or WASHINGTON LIFE. Minor Sreaea and Incidents Sketched n the Spot. Keeping Chinamen out of the Vnlted States Is expensive business. Immigration Commissioner Sargent says the appropria tion of foOO.OOO a year Is not enough to keep the yellow peril beyond the border and wants $600,000 to do the Job effectively dur ing the next fiscal year. The oommiasloner says It coats HOO.OOO a year to deport the Chinamen who slip In. No matter where one may b picked up. If he Is her un lawfully he Is shipped back to China and the government pays all the bills. A Chinaman waa discovered at Provi dence, R. I., the other day, and on exam ination he was ordered to be deported, the cost of getting him to Hong Kong being $108. To ship one of them to China from Norfolk coats 1101 and from Boston 1W. If they are apprehended at San Francisco they can be landed at Hong Kong at $45 a head. Ot course, when a yellow man is found in the east and shipped to San Fran clsoo, the government must pay for the transportation of a guardian as well. Vnlted States marshals are sent In charge ot them. The Chinamen are held In the east until a batch of from fifty to loo i collected, when they are shipped In one tralnload. Commissioner Sargent says the Chinamen submit to all sorts of personal Incon venlence in attempting to get Into the country by smuggling. He bints that the railroad companies connive at this form of lawbreaking by letting the aliens hide themselves In various parts of the trains coming over the border. A couple of weeks ago a Chinaman was smuggled Into a re frlgerator car and locked In. The car waa sidetracked and before It arrived at It destination the man Inside frose to death It waa shown that he had paid to a mer chant In Chicago $150 on his guaranty to bring him from St. Thomas, Canada, Into the United States. 'This attack on General Brlstow for the disclosures in the special postal report re minds me of a Justice ot the peace In Mississippi who was hearing a case tried by a lawyer named Oeorge Smith and an other named Brown," said Representative John Sharp Williams to a Washington PoBt man. "The Justice had been looking on the corn liquor when It waa white and he was in a sad state. Smith had the witness. " 'What is your name?' demanded Smith, 'I object.' said Brown. -'It doesn't make any difference what his name Is.' " 'Objection shuatalned, solemnly mut tered the court. 'Where do you llvef tsked Smith. I object!' shouted Brown. 'It Is im material where he lives. 'Shustalned,' said the Justice. Smith blazed up, calling the Justice a 'drunken old fool' and adding several other compli ments. By degreoa the Justice compre hended the force and drift of the remarks and then It was his time to get mad. 'Where's Frye?" he demanded. Frye the constable, emerged from the crowd with a broad grin, which enraged the squire still more. " "Stand up there!' he yelled to the con stable. 'I fine you $3 for letting George Smith insult me on the bench. Courts adjourned.' " Samuel C. Bute, who Is a rural tree de livery carrier with headquarters at Stan hope, Ta., wrote to the president a few days ago saying he noticed In the publlo prints that General Brlstow had been con, rioted and that his assistant, Holmes Con rad. was soon to go. Peplorlng this sad state of affairs, he offered his services to the president, saying: "I am not a poliu clan, but I trust I am an honeat man While I am a small potato politically, my ambition Is as big as a good-sised thunder inrm I can come on at once to take BrlBtow'a place." The letter was sent to Postmaster oen eral Payne, who forwarded it to tne civil Service commission with this Indorsement 'I think you will agree with me that the writer, on account of his general inrorma tlon. Is entitled to rapid promotion. Commissioner Cooley sent the letter back to the Postofflce department with this en dorsement: "The commission entirely agreea with Mr. Payne that Mr. Bute Is entitled to every consideration, but regrets to notice that he regarda as prima fade evidence ot honeaty the fact that he is not politician." An ared woman clerk In the pension office resigned recently and did so in a letter to Commissioner Ware, of which the following extract Is about one-fourth: "It la with peculiar sadness that I place my hand in the horny old palm which has so long extended bread and shelter to me and mine, saying 'Goodby, Uncle Sam.' As one who sails from a port where years of deepest meaning and solemn earnestness have been spent where the surges can with voices of friends and comrades whose tender sympathy and helpful hands have sweetened with hydromel the cup or rue God's children all must anna so turn i from the old building whore some or my tenderest memories are garnered, and where I and my two helpteas children were shepherded out of the storm into the fold of a great and good government. In look ing backward upon a long experience It seems to me that only the true, tne oeauu ful and the good' arise to greet us. for they are the real things-the Immortal part of our life on earth. The rest has dropped from us as the worn garments of our up ward struKgle; often tear-stained, pernaps blood-dyed In aome dark Oethsemane known only to God and the soul." Gee!" said Ware. "You coum set mat to music and atng it. Sneaker Cannon happened along in the members' lobby when Congressman Suiter was gating In admiration at the pictures of former speakers. "Joe," said the New Yorker, "you're a good deal the best look In fellow of the lot." "No doubt about it," answered Cannon without the faintest sign of a smile. "And you are also tne smartest man of the bunch, too," continued Mr. Sulxer. "In fact, you are simply gooa. I often wonder when I sit in the house and watch you why It Is the angel Gabriel does not float down through the glass roof .nm. mnrnlm and carry you away to the fields of everlasting bliss." "V ell. 11 Ham." said Cannon, "I have wondered about that myaelf at times, but under the rules of the house of representatives such action would require unanimous consent. and. William, aomebody would be sure to object." When the Washington frlenda of the bill to glvo former Queen l.muoxaiani iidu.uw were talking the matter over In the aenate lobby after the adverse vote recently Mr. Tillman, who had voted against tne meas ure, expressed regret that the dusky daughter of Savage kings did not seem to understand the strong prejudice existing in some parts of the country against the black races. "Now. If aha could ahow strain of white blood." he exclaimed and looked defiantly around. "Beg your pardon, Tillman," retorted Senator Lodge. "Have you forgotten that ber great granduncle waa Captain Cook?" In the roar that followed Mr. Tillman ild something about reconsidering the vote. Indianapolis Journal. Togo Is called "The Japanese Nelson' and Makaroff "The Russian Pewey." Not muoh; If two such men si Pewey and Nl eon ever came together well, you know what happened to the Kilkenny cata. A HEW SENATORIAL, IlICltMOKD. - I Norfolk Press: The rress would like to m W. E. Andrews made United States senator from Nebraska Wayne Herald: William E. Andrews of Hastings, auditor of the Treasury depart ment at Washington, has yielded to the en treaties of his friends to become a candi date for United States senate. His an nouncement comes a little into to detract much from the Burkett bxm. Friend Telegraph: Hon. William K. An drews of Hastings, Nab., now auditor ot the treasury at Washington, Is a candliluto for United States senator to succeed Sena tor Dietrich. Mr. Andrews Is undoubtedly the best quail lied of all candidatea nami d for this position up to date, and undoubt edly Is the best material to be found In the state at this time. York Republican: The candidacy of Hon. W. E. Andrews Is announced at this late day. Mr. Andrews Is the man whom tho republicans of Nebraska ought to elect United States senator. His Is beyond com parlson the most fitting candidacy that hits been mentioned. He Is better qualified for the duties of the office. He made a historic fight for republicanism in Nebraska, and nothing but the campaign of ex-Governor Crounse ever approached in political splen dor the fight made by Mr. Andrews for con gress. It showed him the man of resource, character and metal. But he will not be elected, It la feared. His candidacy was announced too late. Too many men are tied up In the Burkett movement. Mr. Andrews intimates that the position, If tendered him, would be acceptable. lt Mr. Andrews disabuse his mind. The posi tion of senator from Nebraska Js not being "tendered" to anybody. We are not so "tender" here as all that. There are men here who are willing to go down into the ring and fight as for life for the place. There are men here who would sacrifice much of fortune and all of truth and honor to be elected to the place. It Is not going to be tendered to anybody. He who wants It must get out on Its trail, and camp there day and night, and If Mr. Andrews gets it he will get It only after the tight ot hia life and he haa been in some hot ones. No matter what his deservlngs may be, the name of another Is in the pot. PERSONAL NOTES. Senator HanabrougU has made the re markable discovery that certain lobbyists are working for certain railroads. President Nicholas Murray Butler of Co lumbia university has left New York for a four weeks' tour through the south and Mexico. Trof. Dexter of the University of Illinois will read a paper at the International Con gress of School Hygiene at Nurcmburg, Germany, next month. Sir William Vernon Harcourt, who hns just announced his Intention to retire from publlo life, is one of the few men to whom King Edward vainly offered a peerage. M. Jules Gamier, the engineer whoso dls covery of nickel In New Caledonia hns been such a source of wealth for that French colony, has just died In Montono, All New York is scratching Itself because of an epidemic of the acarus scabies. parasite so small aa to be almost invlslblo, yet potent enough to almost drive Its vie tlms frantic A New York veterinary says the docking of horses' tails Is painless when scientific ally performed, yet he admits that more than 1 per cent die of tltanus as the re sult of the operation. Bclence doesn't seem to be so successful with the aftermath. The Stockholm court has pronounced the Arctlo explorer, Andree, to be dead In law, the legal term of disappearance having Just expired. Andree left Spitsbergen on July 11, 1897, with two companions In a bal loon, with the object of reaching the North pole. Cotton King Sully did not lose Ms head during the excitement. Nor is he likely to become a publlo charge right away. Be fore the tumble he purchased an annuity of $10,000 a year, gave his wife a S20O.O0 home and salted $800,000 In her name. The bankrupt Is not always the loser. A published photograph of President Smith of Utah shows him surrounded by five wives and thirty-four children. Seven of the children appenr to have got away. Everybody looks well fed and well dressed. and the only thing lacking Is the Inscrip tion: "How to be happy, though married." Senator Quay possesses a long pull as well as a strong pull In other lines than politics. When his doctor reduced his smoke to half a cigar a day he ordered a special design fifteen Inches long, each marked In the center. The pull la two hours long and is Btrlctly within the doc tor's order. William N. Armstrong, a member of the cabinet of Kalakaua, the laat king of Ha waii, has written an account of a Journey around the world with his royal master. Maxima Gorky, that strange, dramatic. pasalonate writer of realism, was 38 years old last week. Hia real name is Allcksel Maxlmovltch Fleahkov, but the reading world knows him only aa "Gorky." Kansas turns out a larger assortment of freaks and wonders than any state In the union. The source of supply promUes to last for ages. Only the other day a native and his wife took their first ride on a rail road train. The male freak had his head out of the car window, and as the train ap proached a cattle chute he yelled to hia partner, "Hoi' tight. Bailie; she's goln" to Jump the fence." William Alden Smith, who touched off the Cannon boom In the house at Washington the other day, Is a beet rugar congress man who enjoys the fame of having talked bark at Mr. Roosevelt. It was on an oc casion of instruction at the White House. Mr. President," said Smith, who waa one of the instructed, "I think I know what my duty Is to my constituents as well aa you do, and I may as well tell you tnat i am no western uroncno mat can o nuui-u against his will." flome time ago Secretary Shaw appointed two widows to temporary cierasmps in the Treaaury department. The time al lowed for temporary clerkships baa ex pired, but the secretary Insists on keeping the two widows on the pay roll. The Civil Service commission has raged Impotently at this decision, pointing out that It is against all klnda of statutes and precedents. Mr. Shaw camly refuses to remove me two women, saying each has four or Ave children to support. "But 1 11 tell you what to do," said he to the commissioners. "Just make your protest to me In writing and make It aa strong as you can; then you will have done your duty and eased your consciences. Ann nrr mm ...- poor women will coniinus iu innu .now Jobs." We know that in order to give you better value VOU can ODiain eisewncro -e e Sheridan Coal Nut, $6.00-splendid for cooking. for heaters. Tel. 127. VICTOR WHITE Oil 41.1. VK l'F.XMO KYKIlYBODYt What Mny lie K peeled from a Service. Pension I.nw. I.rsllo'a Weekly (rtp.). Nit lthMumilng the strong, united and outspoken opposition to the press pf tbs country, regardless of party, to the ser vice pension bill Introduced by Mr. Sul toway, there Is reason to fear that It will ultimately become a law. And this In the fiiee of the fact that the national treas ury Is threatened with a deficit of about Ho,fm,ono at the end of another flscal year, and that wo are already committed to the most lll'erat war pension system ever borne by any people, Involving an annual expenditure of nearly J140.000.000. If this proposed bill Is passed It la estimated that It will add aliout 100,000 names to the pen sion rolls, and at least S.0oaooo to the pension budget, and possibly twice or thrice that amount. Hut tho Increase of the national expendi ture which this new pension bill will en tall upon tho country will be the least among the evlla resulting from Its enact ment. It will go further than anything has yet done to make patriotism, already a much cheapened word, synonymous with selfishness, and will commit us at once and for all time to the sordid and vicious doc trine thnt every man who suffers or sac rifices anything for Ms country, must ex pect his reward for it sooner or later In hard cash. Such a dortrlne. It need hardly be said, applied In every sphere of life, would rob humanity of much that Is finest, Sweetest and noblest In oil Its achievements, and would reduce everything thnt makes for heroism and self-denial among men to the level of the bargain counter. It would turn every American soldier Into a hireling Incited to do battle for his country, not by threats of Invasion or disruption, but by tho Jingle of tho money to be paid to him afterwards should he survive the chances of war. It will not be a fight for glory, for tho homage of a grateful reople, but a conflict for filthy lucre. It is difficult to see how. with this pro posed law In force, the government could summon Its citizens to arms again with old-tlmo appeals to their valor ai.d patriot Ism "Thy country reeds thee, come" the call that has thrilled and moved so many hearts and stirred to action so many brave souls In other days. Under the new sys tem a call to arms for any purpose, no matter what Its precise terms might be, must be regarded as a strnl-ht business proposition a plain quid pro quo trans action. And If this service law, why not go fu ther? Where is the end? Thoso who served In tho ranks are by no means the only ones who suffered keehly and griev ously both In body and purse by the op erations of tho civil wnr. Somo eloquent writer has paid a noblo tribute to the heroism and devotion of tho unnumbered millions "who remained behind," the men and women who ngonlzed nt home and of ten sacrificed their nil, thnt those at the front might he strengthened and helped to keep nt tho fight. The country owes more than It can ever hope to repay to these unknown ones "who remained be hind" and did the duties that needed to be dono at home no less than at tho front. Why not search them out and round them up now, and pension them, too? IjAIGHISO LISF.S. "I received a cool but satisfactory letter from home." "How's thatT" "It contalnod a draft." Yale Record. "Yes, he's been quite successful as a guesser." "Why, I wouldn't pick him out as a good guesser." "He Isn't, but he gets paid for It whether re guesses rifht or not. He's a doctor." Philadelphia Catholic Standard. The experience of mankind has shown that with the same recipe Mary Ann is likely to secure a much better result in the kitchen with the pus stove than Marianne. In the parlor with the chafing dish. Burner ville Journal. Mrs. Stubb I tell you if there were no women it would be terrible. Mr. Stubb I should say so. A lot of sapheads at publlo banquets wouldn't know what to say, unless they could get up and bawl "to the ladles!" Chicago Newa "Money," said Senator Sorghum, "is the cause of a great doal of corruption." "I am glail you admit it." "Yes, I trtmlt and deplore it. My ambi tion for some time has been to get enough of It to be beyond the reach of tumpta- lion. vtaamngion star. Mra Jagway Do you mean to say you went and voted while In this disgraceful condition? Mr. Jagway Y' bet I did, ro'dear. Voted 'cr st-atralght, too. Mrs. Jagway Voted straight! Huh! When you can't even walk straight! Chicago Tribune. "I understand your friend Jenkins has reslgr.od that city clerkship ho held." "Res.gnedT Hm!" "Oh, wasn't it voluntary?" "Well, it was Just aa voluntary as liU contributions to the caincaiirn fund wera." Philadelphia Press. "You say that stout chap In the op posite box owes his fortune to politics T" "Well, yea; he got so awfully defeated the first time he ran for office that ho has stuck strictly to business ever slnoe." Puck. Alice Tho society life is strenuous. Clara Yes, Indeed; sometime at recep tions we havo to try three times before wn can tret Into tho dining room. Detroit Freo PresB. TlltJ HOY THAT LIVns) MXT IHIOH. Hurper's Ilaai Oft I've envied goodly people that ooald boast a model boy The. kind that will not fight or shout, or break each coatly toy Who never tracks Ills muddy boots about the house, nor lllugs His playthings on tliu parlor floor my boy did all these thing: And whenever 1 no, ,1,1 chide him, and his recklens ways deplore, I would aiwa hid nun pattern by the boy that lived uext door. 1 Yet the playthings would get broken In the careless little hand, And my hcu, tome ingh to bursting whan lie brought Ms pliato band To tear the house to atoms while I talked and talked in vain To keep the kiiikII hoi flnticts from my shin ing window-pane. But when er I. in Imuid-riow trousers or bis ruffled shirt he tore, Ha would nay lie "didn't want to hear of that good boy next door." Now at liut I've per tod quiet there la stillness every day; And my wlndow-nones so grimy have grown clear and lirlglit for aye; And 1 strain mine eye to Ibid the slightest rnud-prlnt on the floor But alas my house la Kpollesa as the boy's that lives next door! How I listen-till nv longing tars do ac.hu to catch a sound; And if only I could find a shoe, or broken toy around! But, all no'. 1 only hearken, hearken vainly evermore. And I only hear the laughter of the boy that lives next door. retain your trade we must than VipT Tf Lump, $6.50 COAL CO. 1605 Farnam L