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U,U4M Not total Bale WIT.4T2 Net average sales 2M12 OEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of March, A. D. 1804. M. B. HUNGATE, (Seal) Notary Public. . Oinnha will try to survive tho Bhock at least as well as Milwaukee. Th school board may loso Its "purse," but tlio taxpayers will bo the gainers. The Japanese have made tho shortest lino to Siberia The longest way round for fetching a food supply. From the juletnenu. which prevails lu that direction one may expect startling news from Lhnssa In a short time. Tree planting season is almost hero. A tree planting campaign by the Im provement Ciub federation Is In order. It Is to be hoped congress will not hesitate to signal out Fort Omaha for the proposed signal corps training ecbool. ' " " The rule of tho mob seems to be con fined 'by1 no geographical limitations. Ohio can no longer mako faces at Mis sissippi. Now let us try to' get an educator to fcupervlso our public school system and let politics and wirepulling be kept out Bide of the public schools. Wanted About 150 public spirited citizens with $100 apiece to put Into the finishing touches on the , Auditorium. Everybody Invited to respond. . It there were less of Smith and more of Smoot in the present hearing the senate committee on privileges and elec tions might end their task sooner. In expressing fear of the United States the Russian government reminds one of the small boy who trembles when Lls,mother approaches the Jam closet With tha anthracite mines flooded and the bituminous miners talking of a strike the American public may soon car little if coal is contraband of war or not Governor Bailey of Kansas may have feared to make the race in his un wedded condition in a leap year. Ed lloch, who is nominated to succeed him, is a married man. Tho battleship Nebraska is to be launched this year. Auother commemo rative celebration of the fiftieth anni versary of the territorial act that placed Nebraska on the map. u It has been several weeks since Hon tSuras was declared to be under martial law, but, the change does not seem to cause much of an outbreak among the Inhabitants. Martial law is a relief in loaio cases. Kansas republicans mince no words In disapproving the extravagance of tho last legislature of that state, although It was overwhelmingly republican. Au honest confession is sometimes best hut It is often difficult to get it Democratic campaign workers in South Omaha have commenced to. ex pectorate on their hands and will pres ently make a home run on the refresh ment counters, while men in white aprons turn the beer faucet and mix the fire-water. From the .action of the Mormon apos tles on the witness stand they seem to tiave an abiding faith lu the saying. The blood of the martyrs is the seed Of the church," and it Is not impossible that the faithful In Utah will be called Upoa to regard them as martyrs. The mlllUig-ln transit rata for grain Coming by way of Omaha over the Northwestern railroad will go far to ward making Omaha a grain market, but it will take a long pull, a strong pull and a pull altogether on the rmrt tof tha business men of Omaha to Dut tne grain market en a, firm basis and DiPrinu in tw dbkp. The investigation of the Smoot case by the committer on privileges and elec timis of the United Stilton senate has gone very much farther than was ex pected, or perhaps Intended, when the Investigation was Instituted. The con stitution provides that each house of congress shall be the sole Juilge of the election and qualifications of its mem bers, so that the propriety of the In quiry under this provision of the or ganic law is of course unquestionable. But In extending It so as to embrace an Investigation of the tenets of the Mor mon church and the practices of certain members of that church who have noth ing whatever to do with the case of Mr. Smoot 'it would seem that the commit tee has gono beyond its proper function and has opened up a matter that may have unfortunate consequences. As we understand the case, the com mittee's duty was simply to inquire as to the election and qualifications of Smoot As to his election, there Is no question In regard to Its regularity. He was chosen by the legislature of Utah In entire conformity with law. The fact that the church of which he is a member had any agency or influence in his election should not be considered. Ho has the same right to be a member of the Mormon church as every other American citizen has to belong to a re ligious sect or denomination whose doc trines and teachings he believes In. Liberty of conscience Is guaranteed to every citizen of tho republic. The free exerelao of religion is provided for In tho bill of rights. Mr. Smoot could not justly, therefore, be excluded from the national senate on the ground that ho Is a member of the Mormon church. Furthermore It has been shown that he Is not disqualified on the ground of poly gamy, not having violated tho law in this regard. While it is true that there are Mormons who are polygamlsts, tho church does not now countenance plural marriages and Knnoot is in accord with the church in this respect Ho is nowise accountable for the conduct of others and it would manifestly be unjust to hold him responsible for it His relig ious belief ho Is entitled, to and it would bo - gross violation of a well settled and sacred American principle to pun ish him for it. It is perhaps unfortunate that the legislature of Utah did not elect to tho senate a man outside tho tormon church, but having dono so there ap pears to be no valid reason why Mr. Smoot should not bo allowed to repre sent that state in tho senate. Tho cotn mlttoo on privileges and elections has gono to an indiscreet and wholly un necessary extent in its investigation, tho tendency of which may be to croate in the country a troublesome religious contention. MDtAW TERRITORY 1HRCOULARITIMS. The country will heartily approve the position taken by President -Roosevelt in regard to the reported Jrregularlties In the Indian Territory, in which mem bers of the commission to the Five Civil ized tribes are. implicated. Tho investi gation was made by Mr. Charles J. Bon aparte and Mr. O. B. Woodruff, ap pointed for the purposo by the presi dent and conclusively, as appears from their report, established the fact that certain members of the commission have been using their official positions to profit at the expense of tho Indians whose interests ond wolfare it is their duty to protect and promote. The report speaks of the conditions in the territory as Involving immediate danger of ruin to the genuine Indian population and, profound discredit to tho United States, "exciting reasonable dis content on(tbe part of all classes of the population and domondlng prompt and drastic remedies on the part of con gress. In transmitting the report to congress tho president suggests that if it should be found to be possible he would regard it aa desirable that the work of the commission be closed up this year and discontinued, but it seems to be the opinion of the secretary of the Interior that this cannot be done. At all events the matter is one that should receive the careful attention of con gress at once. WOULD JAP A If UtAR HBVMR3BS1 The fact Is very generally understood that Japan's successes thus far are due to the fact that she was ready. How long she will go on winning Is another matter. She has never yet tasted defeat and till she has ex perienced a repulse It is not possible to calcinate, her exact worth. Her soldiers, It Is the common belief, have not the stamina of the Russian troops, while lKtb by sea and by land the Japanese fight by book." They have ought strictly by book so far and they have succeeded because the book has been right. Text-books and the doctrines of Captain Mahan, tho well-known Amer ican naval historian, carried them tri umphantly through the war with China and they are still following, In the main. what they then learned and practiced. with possibly some ideas learned from American operations at Manila and San tiago. But, Japan is not now fighting China and she is to find that a victory or two over Russia will not have the effect that followed her successes over the Chinese, whose army and navy were without dis cipline, incapable of making a good fight and became utterly demoralized by defeat.- For the first time Japan is now at war with a white race and one that has- made a great record through a long history of conflicts. The stubborn brav-Hy and fortitude of Rus- kluu soldiers have boeu given a most thorough test' Not so those of Japan. admirable as they undoubtedly are for discipline and endurance. Granting all that has been claimed for them. It Is still to be determined how far the new fledged power would bear up under se vere) reverses As a writer on the sub ject points out, Japan has never ex perienced crushing defeat on Land or sea, since, the nation has had a modern army and navy. Of what stuff these "Yankees of the east" are made as re gards endurance of positive disaster can only be known when they iave under gone the shock of battles with the forces of the enemy. Suppose In tho engage ments that are drawing near the Japa nese should experience defeat and suffer heavily, would they still bravely fight on, showing that courage and persist ence, for example, which characterized our union armies In the face of defeat at the beginning of our civil warT Would the government and people of Japan bear up as bravely under re verses as have the white races In count less wars familiar to the reader of his tory ? Events alone can answer these ques tions. There Is no doubt as to the pa triotism of the Japanese, of their readi ness to die for their country. There Is a universal feeling of faith In their cour age. Their army Is well disciplined ami well equipped, and It is com manded by men who have studied care fully the art of war. But it is yet to be, subjected to the crucial test of actual conflict with the soldiers of a power which can lose hundreds of thousands without exhausting its resources in men and the fighting qualities of whose troops have been attested on many san guinary battlefields. Jnpnn is in con trol of tho far eastern waters. Her ability to win on the land is yet to be tested. RCJOICUXO TOO 8UOZ. There is a well defined rumor that many principals and teachers in our public schools are Jubilating over the announcement that Carroll O. Pearse has been elected superintendent of the public schools of Milwaukee, but their Joy may be short lived. There is also a very well defined rumor that the dom inant majority of the school board has entered Into a compact to raise the sal ary of Mr. Pearse for the coming year from $3,000 to $5,000 a year, if he will condescend to remain at the head of the Omaha public schools a few years longer. The fact that Mr. Pcarso has recently accepted a position on the exec utive committee of a political club In this city would indicate that he did not seriously contemplate a departuro from Omaha. Whether the Board of Education has the right to raise the salary of Mr. Pearse to $5,000 Is, however, an open question. It is not quite eighteen months since Mr. Pearse was re-elected us superintendent of the Omaha public schools at a salary of $3,000 for a term of threo years. It is an open secret that Mr. Penrse had to do a good deal of log-rolling at that tlmo to Induce n majority of the board to take this ac tion. Whether a contract between the school district of Omaha, drawn up in due form, has been executed by the contracting parties, or not the obliga tion to retain Mr. Pearse as superin tendent at the salary named in the reso lution by which he was ro-elected would have been enforced In the courts In case the board should have decided to dis pense with his services before the end of tho three years, unless charges affect ing his efficiency or Integrity could be substantiated. If the obligation to retain Mr. Pearse was legally binding upon the Board of Education, it was also morally, if not legally, binding upon Mr. Tearse, Just as it would be upon any salaried ofllcer or employe of any other corporation under like circumstances. For exam ple, if any mercantile concern should enter into a contract with its head clerk, salesman, cashier, or any other salaried employe for a fixed term of years at a fixed salary, the firm would be bound to pay blm his salary for the full time unless bo were discharged for cause that would establish his unfitness or untrustworthlness. On the other hand, the salesman, cashier, or employe whoso services were negotiated for three years would be expected to serve out his full time at tho salary stipulated. A contract is certainly not a contract unless it Is binding on both parties. Manifestly Mr. Pearse does not con sider the contract with the school board binding or else what right had he to enter Into negotiations for another po sition a year and a half before the term for which he was elected had expired? Possibly, and more than probably, Mr. Pearse lacks the element of integrity which imposes 'ipon a man a moral obli gation even where the agreement Is not put In writing. Possibly be considers his re-election a 'ug-handle affair In which one side only is bound and the other free to pull out. Whether this be true or not the Board of Education certainly would not be Justified in revising Its contract and raising the superintendent's salary by $1,400 a year, or any other sum. Mr. Pearse has not become Indispensable to Omaha. The public schools have not Improved under his supervision, but on the contrary they have deteriorated, not merely because he lacks the essential qualifications of a first-class superin tendent, but because he is above all things a politician. If he can better his condition by going to a larger city Omaha will not be the loser and no true friend of the public school 6ystera of Omaha will interpose the slightest ob jection. If, however, his maneuvers have been simply to get his salary raised, the taxpayers of Omaha are not in a frame of mind to have his ambition gra titled. Omaha last year issued $200,000 of funding bonds to supplement the pro ceeds of the tax levy, the understanding being that the money was to be re turned to the sinking fund as soon as a new levy became available. Has that program been abandoned if not It will behoove the various city departments to cut their garments a little closer to their cloth. ' It is to be hoped that the mayor and council will second the efforts of City Electrician Mlchaelaou to secure the re- placement of electric arc light poles on street crossings within the business dis trict by street lamps on ornamental Iron poles, that will serve the same purpose much better and relieve our principal thoroughfares at least In part of un sightly poles and dangerous, overhang ing wires. Chancellor Andrews' vista of the prob lems of Greater America Is very far reaching. Greater America has ninny great problems before It, but the greatest of all Its problems Is how to govern Itself by the people, for the people, instead of allowing Itself to be governed by giant corporations for giant corporations. If Superintendent Pearse decides to transfer himself to Milwaukee he should by all means endeavor to secure a Boft berth In the city of cream brick and cream beer for Secretary Burgess, and, let us see whether the school board dog shall be able to wag himself without Its caudal appendage. Count von Waldersee, since his death, Is accused of wanting to annex Chi Li to German territory during the Boxer war. This will be looked upon with suspicion, as it was then currently ru mored that the German troops took about everything they desired during their stay at TeUlng. The proposed establishment of an Omaha Mining exchange may have some merit but we feel it Is slightly prema ture. Omaha must first solidify its grain exchange. The trouble with Omaha heretofore has been hammering down too many nails at the same time. What Constttates a Finish. Chicago Inter Ocean. It only remains now for Vladivostok to fall as often as Port Arthur, and the war In the Orient will be practically over, as far as the Yalu correspondents are con cerned. Secret of the Trouble. Brooklyn Eagle. Lamentations have been heard because the Red Cross society, so strong In Russia and Japan, has become a mere name In America. But it will be a fact, fast enough, If the occasion ever arises again to make It one. The trouble here has been solely about who's who, not about what's what Appreciation of Despotism. Minneapolis Times. With all due respect to the Irish national ise, their resolution at Emmet's birth cele bration In St. Louis is rather funny. To extend thanks to Russia for "preventing the extension of England's tyranny over helpless people" argues a charity and ap preciation of RusBlan despotism that la hardly compatible with American stand ards. A Japanese Custom. ' ''.New. York Mall. Thero Is a touctt reminiscent of the dime novel in America in the, story that some of the Japanese naval officers and sailors write applications In their own blood for chances to become heroes. But that la truly an old Japanese custom, which the ancient military class, ihe samurai, long reveled In. A Japanese trained In the school of the Samurai, had aa' toon die as wink. Salary and Dlamlty In Congress. New York Tribune. Nor Is It certain that an increased salary attachment would really heighten the dig nity or quality ef service in congress. A seat In the house or senate has attractions far more potent to the American mind than Its mere money value. The compensation now allowed puts a career in congress within the reach of any aspirant, regardless of his, private means or Income T and it would be a serious departure from Amor lean tradition to nut on such service a strictly commercial value or to encourage needy statesmen to enter congress as a mere means of livelihood. "He Done Climb There Hlsself." New York Evening Post. Postmaster General Payne has reported to the house committee on post offices and post roads numerous members of both houses of congress who have to a greater or less extent laid themselves open to criti cism. The committee is between the devil and the deep sea; It Is afraid to print the report, and it does not dare to suppress It. A correspondent of the Tribune Indicates the condition of the congressional mind when he writes: "No one can be found who Is willing to admit that there could have been any Intentional violation of the law;" the upright and disinterested, states men either misinterpreted it, or were "too liberal" In their Interpretation. Such vir gin innocence among the lawmakers them selves Is a touching spectacle. Cynics talk of corruption in public life, and yet here are "numerous" congressmen, caught with their hands in the treasury, and yet each Is blissfully ignorant that It Is his hand and that the stuff clutched in his fingers is gold. They are all as guileless as the old darkey who explained the presence of the chicken under his" bulging coat " 'Fo' God, massa, I'm s'prlsed as you are. He done climb there hlsself." PROPHET JOSEPH AND HIS WIVES. New York Tribune: President Smith and seven of his apostles are said to have thirty-three wives. Just think of the Eas ter bonnet bills! Detroit Free Press: Persons reading the reports of the Smoot investigation must be pussled to know whether It is Reed Smoot or Joseph Smith that the senate committee is trying. St. Louis Qlobe-Democrat: Much of the joy of married life must be lost by Presi dent Joseph Smith in trying to keep track of his wooden, tin and silver wedding anniversaries. Chicago Inter Ocean: On the other hand, Mr. Smoot of Utah has but one wife and seems to be aa well satisfied with a mere majority as Prophet Smith la with an over whelming plurality. Washington Post: Joseph 8. Smith says that the Mormon church punishes a mem ber who swears. We wonder how a man with eight wives manages to escape pun ishment when the Easter bonnet bills come in. Chicago Chronicle: The testimony of the prallent of the Mormon church fully explains why the name of Smith is at common in the far west as It It in the original locality of the famous man of that name whose life wat saved by Poca hontas. New York World: A gray-haired woman, thin and vinegar-faced, was listening to the testimony of President Smith of the Mormon church at the Smoot hearings. Smith had just sworn he had Ave wives and forty-two children. "The brute," said the gray-haired woman. "To think of a poly gam I st like that being out of Jail." ''Perhaps, madam," said a bystander, "his wives do not object." "Certainly not," she snapped. "Any woman who is fool enough to marry a man Is fool enough te aree to anything bo does ox aava" WTlKrtK JAP AXD BRAtt MEET. Gossip A boot the ton n I ry anil People Involved la the Siraagle. uon t prophesy unlese you know, was the sage advice given a British general who promised to do certain thing. on a time schedule In South Africa. Ills fall ure was complete and his humiliation equally so. The cautionary signal Is called to mind by the prophecies of an unnamed United States senator concern Ing the war In the Orient. It Is stated that the prophet Is "a republican senator noted for his expert knowledge of a con dltlon In the fur east," a description that fits Bonatnr Beveridge of Indiana. But his Identity Is not material. The main point it the predicate and the conclusion. Speaking to Washington correspondents he said: "I predict here and now and I wlnh some of you would put it down In yonr note book-that within a year there will be a tremendous change in American opinion. It will shift around the side of Russia, and for these reasons: 1. Russia Is a Christian nation, while Japan is Ta- gan. 2. Russia for 100 years will be un able to manufacture the goods consumed by her people, and must buy Immense quantities In the markets of the world while Japan Is already manufacturing for the great market of China, within a few days' steaming from her shores, as soon as political changes give Japan the upper hand In the Chinese empire, at which she aims and for which she is really battling In this war. Let me make two more pre dictions," continued the senator. "If Rus sia loses In this war, the Japanese will within five years become the masters of China, and they will take possession of the markets of that vast empire and drive all the rest of the world out And within ten years after the Japanese have whipped Russia, If they succeed In doing so, the United States will be engaged In war against Japan. The Japanese will become so overbearing and grasping that there will be no living with them in peace." "Although the naval operations in the far east, so far as the Russians are con cerned, are not likely to be of much Im portance," says the New York Sun, "the poslblllty that the orulser squadron at Vladivostok may reach, the open sea through the La Perouse Strait, between Baghalien and the northern Inland of Ja pan, makes it of Interest to know their Bea-keeplng capacity. "The Rnssla and Qromoboi, of 12,200 tons each, are rated as nineteen knot ships with a radius of action of 10,000 miles at ten knots, and of 4,000 at eighteen. If they could get beyond the Immediate reach of the Japanese fleet and obtain coal from vessels at prearranged points, they might yet do - considerable damage to Japanese over-sea trade. The French es timate of their value aa fighting ships, however. Is not high about that of well built auxiliary cruisers owing to their in rufflclont armor protection, and the in feriority of their main armament to that of the Japanese cruisers that would be likely to be sent after them. "The Rurlk, of 11,000 tone and eighteen and one-half knots, made the voyage from Cronstodt to Singapore without coaling, from which it may be Judged that Its radius of action would not be much below that of the .two other ships above mentioned. Its fighting value is about the same aa theirs, with perhaps some superiority In the matter of keeping afloat In caae of serious damage from an enemy's fire. "Their consort the Eogatyr, of 6,200 tons, Is a stater ship of the Boysrln, at Port Arthur, and !n oase of meeting a superior Japanese force might with a sufficient coal supply and its engines in good order, escape by its superior speed if not too seriously injured. But it would seem hb If the best thing these four cruisers could do would be to try to make their way to Europe, to Join any squadron the Russians may be able to get together for future operations, should the war last any time." General Pflug, Viceroy Alekleff's chief of staff, is a very distinguished ofllcer In the eyes of military students In all countries. He has written much on the science of war, as has also General Kouropatkln, and is aa acknowledged master of the theory of his business. He has had practical experience, too, having .participated in some of the Central Asian campaigns in subordinate capacities. His ability for important com mands has not yet been thoroughly tested, but he la regarded by Russian officers aa one of their best generals. General Pflug distinguished himself In the final campaign against the Turcomans by saving the life of a wounded soldlor who was attacked by several of the enemy. He dashed in among them, cut down two of them and put the others to flight. Most of the prominent generals of both Russia and Japan have similar deeds of daring to their credit and are thoroughly familiar with the grim game of war. Prince Mlcchl, grandson of the emperor of Japan and heir presumptive to the throne, la a strong, healthy youngster of 3 years and is the first baby of the royal house who has been (allowed to have hit hair grow like a European or American child. Soon after his birth a slight surgical operation was performed at the outer part of hit eyelids, the result being that the lit tle fellow's visual organs have not any of the "almond eye" shape peculiar to his race. Prince Mlcchl's wedding Is already under consideration, three tiny ladles being especially regarded as possibilities. Lieutenant General Ivanoff, the governor general and commander of the troops in Turkestan, holds one of the most Import ant military posts In the Russian empire, for It would be his duty to organise an Invasion of India In tha event of a clash with Great Britain. Long ago when Sko beleff wat still alive, Ivanoff assisted Kou ropatkln to prepare his famous "secret scheme" for the conquest of India, which Is now filed in the archives of the War of fice In St. Petersburg. It is not probable that Ivanoff will go to the front but he will play an Important part In the sending of reinforcements and supplies. He has had great ezperlenco In Turkestan cam palgna Grand Duke Vladimir, uncle of the czar and the man who would mount the Rus sian throne should death overtake Grand Duke Michael, brother of Nicholas, is a magnificent man physically and has held some high commands In the Imperial army. His wife, who was born Princess Marie of Mecklenburg, Is a very clever woman and the two play a conspicuous part in Russian society, where they are known aa pro Germans. It Is whispered that not a few members of the aristocracy would like to hall Vladimir aa czar. Well-Fixed for Housekeeping;, New York Tribune. Panama's ten millions, to be paid In a few days, will be a tidy sum of money for the new republic to set up housekeeping with, siA, as a (food share of It Is to be Invested here In trust for the little com monwealth, the prospect of its plunging into wild extravagances at sight of so much ready money Is less than It might bo If It got the sum In a lump for Its current government to do what it liked with. Sober Second Thoucht. Indianapolis News. After handing us a few jollies, the Rus sian papers are now beginning to adopt a conciliatory tone toward Great Britain. The Russians must be waking up to the fact that there are other Interest to the world besides theirs. THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR mm . Ill Absolutely Puro IT IS A MATTER OF HEALTH PERSONAL NOTES. The New England- undertaker who ad vertises himself as a "mortician" Is trying to put the English language underground, too. Dr. John I. King, the only living sur vivor of the massacre of the White River of October IS, 18J5, is at present residing at Martel, O. Captain Ira W. Cory, who played an important part in tho second day of the battle of Gettysburg, has Just died at his home in Morrlstown, N. J. The slaughter caused by pneumonia this year Is said to be greater than ever before. In New York 4M persons died of the dis ease In the last week of February. Kiosaburo Futaml, professor of civil en gineering in the Kioto Imperial university, Japan, Is at present visiting Boston. His mission to this country is to study certain branches of civil engineering here. The generosity of New York toward Chi cago fills onlookers with gaiety. A Chicago man, who found the lost purse of a New Yorker, returned the same and was re warded with one big dollar. It was genu ine, too. George F. Phillips, late chief machinist In the United States navy, and a member of Hobson's crew that took the Merrlmao into Santiago herbor, Is dying In Gal veston, Tex., from Bright's disease con tracted in the- Philippines. Among rocent visitors at Washington was Major R. S. Ixjng of Tlttsburg, one of the thirty-six survivors of the Cld delegates that met at Philadelphia and nominated Fremont for the presidency. Major Long Is urging congress to appropriate $50,000 for the erection of a monument in Wash ington to 'The Pathfinder." JABS OF THE JOKKSMITHS, "Why don't you paint your barn?" asked the cousin from the east. "What s the use 7 said Farmer Keerlua "In a few weeks it'll all bo oovereJ with circus posters." Chicago Tribune. Political Manager I can't consent to nnen bribery In this caT.palgn. We've got to ay some outward mention, at least, to he ethics. 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ISth mmm Haraey Sta. Write as for ratalogee. Teleaboae 1B83. S3 Broadway, Council 1Mb IT a. 613 K. 24th St Beata Omaha, BPDCIAX. "NOTICE To an fh'we who have a Vli.-trrr msclitoe write vm for an 1MPOKTED. HJOIILT COIVJRKO "RKD BEAI KECORO CATaXOOCK no matter abetter you have bought your machine from ut or cot. Bend ut your addresa t matism can find somebody to lovo him. Huniervllle Journal. Near-Sighted Lady Is this a quarter or a nickel? Conductor (smilingly) Madam It's a beer chock. Indianapolis Journal. Freshman (calling from the sidewalk in front of llerson) Are you coming down I Voice from the Fifth Floor Yes. Freshman Well, hurry up. Yule Record. Shu 1h you think your family Is quite as good us mine, dear? lie 1 know they are now. Why, we are KplHcopulliiim and you are Presbyterians. Tuwn Topics. The m.KtiTn feherlock was trying to find out if the nilKKing gtrl had a suitor. "Show me her giov.-s," he commanded. The gloves were brought forward. "Ah, ' sold tihurlo.'k, "one glove wat never worn ut all, anil that shows she had i" viiKagemt-ut ring on her nnger." Chi cago News, "It's curious," said Uncle Fben, "to see how often de man dat talks de blgget' kin act de smallest." Washington Star. DAS TV AMU TUB DEAR. Maurice Smiley In Collier'a , He's a nervy little chap. This dinky little Jap; And tho' he's just a banty, yet I like te hear him crow. For his spunky little apur Has scattered chunks of fur From Port Arthur and Chemulpo clean down to Tolilo. He never hunts a muus, But he's a scrappy cuss. And the Russian bear already has to stop and lick his paws. For his nose Is In the mud And his eyes are full of blood. Where tho little banty gnfTed hlra, ere he could use his claws. ( Tf I ever said a prayer It wouldn't be the bear That I should ever root for before the throno of grace. For I feel If Russia wins, The Lord's forgot the Finns And the Jews and Sohleski and has covered up His face. It will be a bloody mix. Hut I hope the rooster licks. For a licking's been a-comlng and a wal loping Is due. And I think Alexleff Will remember Kishlneff And maybe think of Poland before the banty's through. And I feci,, when It Is done, We'll Salute the rising sun. And we'll just "hoeh der' kaiser," while the frog-consumers swear. And fifty years from now We ll still be telling how In the early nineteen hundreds the bans' licked the bear. Every mother feels great dread of the pain and danger attendant upon the most critical period of her life. Becoming Jk. ONE DOLLAR PER WEEX Pay Later We Make Terms te Belt. ONE DOLLAR PER WEEK