Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, March 06, 1904, EDITORIAL SHEET, Page 14, Image 14
14 THE OMAHA DAILY HEK: SrXOAV. MAHCTT fi. 1004. Tie Omaiia Sunday Bee. E. IlOSEWATKIl. EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING. TERMS OF PritHCRlPTION. Dally Tie. wlthr.ut Sunday!. One YfHr$4flo Dally Iua and Hunday. One Year Illustrated Dm, ( Hie Year 2"" Sunday IW. One Year 2 Psturday Hit. One Year 15" Twentieth Century Farmer, One Year.. l.W DELIVERED HY CAR HI EH. Dally IVe (without 8undav. per ropy... Or Daily Hee (without Hundavi, per week . .I'.'n Dally Hee (including Humluy), per week. 17c Sunday Hee. per nipv fc Evening: Hee (without Hiinriay), per week. 6c Evening- Hee (Including Sunday), per week l"r Complaints of Irregularity In delivery should be addressed ti City Circulation De partment. OFFICES. Omaha The Hee Hulldlng. 8iuth Omaha City Hall Building, Twen-ty-flfth and M Htreeis. Council Muffs M Henri Street Chicago IS) Cnlty Hulldtng. New York-2328 Hark Kuw Hulldlng. Washington 6"1 Fourteenth Street. CORRKSHONDENCE. 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Evening and Sunday Hee printed during th month of February, I'M. wan as follows: 1 jts.K'io in 1. vi.44i4i 17 :K,:tTi au.it.vi is..' an.ano 4 SCIMIIM 19 a 1.540 1 2MMMIO 30 1WI.B70 ( H,fHO 21.., 27,IW 1 2A.MIO 22 :il,(MO i StH,K.V 23 rtl.lWI . 8,mm 24 :3,hi 10 3.1.NTO 2fi 31,2441 11 aa, nm 28 3i,4iH 12 82.1241 27 ai,T!f 1.1 no.o-io 28 2T,MM 14 2I.3!M 29 81.O30 15 34,2(Vu Total eJ7T,ia Less unsold and returned ccplcs.... D,BI Net total Bales 8117,473 Net average sales 2lt,l2 GEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before mo thli 1st day of March, A. D. i9"4. M. B. HUNG ATE, (Seal) Notary Public. Latest ndvicea 'from the ae-nt of wnr announce that the Japs are plnying pln pong. Ho far as the present trouble In the Orient Is concerned nonoof the other powers seem to belong Jo the "butln Bkles." The St. I-ouls exposition tenderloin will be called "The Tike." In Chicago nd In other places It was culled "The Midway." Dreyfus Is to be rehabilitated as an bfflcer of the French army. He hns been In greuter danger out of the army tbnn in it. Since the warring of the factions pened In real earnest In Beatrice the people of that place turn to news from J'ort Arthur as a balm for war-racked tierves. . Investors In obligations of the Greater America exposition should not be dis couraged. The last dividend on the took of the Columbian World's fair has Just been declared. It Is to be hoped that the next Jealous 1rlfe will devise some other scheme than polBoned candy for removing ob structions In her path. The Uotkln fenethod is becoming hackneyed. The day of Jubllo has surely come. JPoru will be hauled from Omaha to tt. Louis without charge and the pros ct is the railroads will pay a premium Stue prlvilcgo of hauling it before the flrlf Is over. The New Jersey bigamist who con fessed to being married forty-seven time without a divorce rather has the advantage of President Smith, whose kuarltat relations are prorlng the sensa tion of the day at Washington. David Bennett Hill may be a power to consider lu New York inilltlcs before the next campaign. He has Just dem loustrated to the head of Tammany Hall that he controls the state machine, and the convention will be held in Albany. & , a George Gould will pass into history as the most generous magnate that has ver controlled a railroad. His order to XLe Missouri Pacific to haul corn from jOinaha to St Ixuls without charge is Certainly unprecedented in these parts. According to the 8t. iouls Globe J)emocrat, "Colonel Bryan Is making n masterly effort to block the port of Ne braska against the democratic flacshln Cleveland III." Whether the blockade twill be effective remains an open quea Won. President Uiosevelt gives evidence that he lias a Just appreciation of the .Value of western land and sees no rea son why the United States should sell Cheaper than anyone else. Other own ers, however, generally give a warranty deed. The emperor of Corea is wise In his generation. He probably counted upon the result which would follow if he an Bwered the letter of the mikado In an Unfriendly spirit while the homes of liia people are occupied by Japanese troops. In spite of tho officers of the national brganlxatlon, the miners in the central bituminous coal fields seem bent on a strike against a reduction of wages. nd still we are told that It is the otti rent of the unions who make all of the trouble. In the dlacuaslou of the bill to prevent the entrance of sealed packages contain ing liquors of any description in prohibi tion states Congressman Hepburn is said to have lost his temper. A loss of temper has ajways characterlxed the dla ruKfclotis of temperance advocates who tisually shed more beat than light ou the Subject. fc'K 1ALIKM rrRB AXP SIMPLt. "Kvt'ry Carnegie library," cxdnlms the Omaha World-Herald, "Is a monument to u limn who luis obtained ills enor mous wealth through unjust laws." l'lU'lhoniinc, the founder ntid most Diluent expounder of socialism, de nounces property ns robbery, because all wealth is the product of labor and prop erty represents the unused surplus of the product of labor, which belongs by rights to the laborer. According to this doctrine every law that enables capital ists to absorb any part of the wealth produced by labor is unjust, whether the amount Involves a single penny or millions of dollars. Andrew Carnegie earned his first dol lars as a telegraph messenger and tele graph operator. The telegraph company that employed him was operated under a charter by which it was enabled to exact tolls for the transmission of dis patches over nnd above the actual cost of the labor involved. From the social istic standpoint that law was unjust and the money absorbed by the company above actual expenses and the cost of maintenance was robbery. Carnegie's first earnings were, therefore, derived from robbers, Just as are and have been the earnings of millions of wage work ers whose employers derive profit from their employment. Carnegie's second step In wealth ac quisition was through partnership with the Inventor of the first sleeping car, protected by a patent. That also was an unjust law, because it conferred spe cial privileges on and earned royalties for the inventor and his associates, thus robbing sleeping cor patrons of the tolls Imposed over and above the actnal operating expenses. By the same reasoning, all inventors who have ac quired wealth or o competence from patent rights owe their wealth to un just laws and are no better than burg lars or house-breakers. Having acquired a small fortune out of the sleeping car patents, Carnegie struck It rich and made a larger fortune In oil wells and in the manufacture of Iron, steel and coke. The money gotten out of the petroleum wells by Carnegie In excess of the cost of pumping and barreling of the product was also rob bery, from the socialistic standpoint. So was nil the money accumulated by the mining of gold, silver, copper, lead, zinc and an over and above tho actual amount expended for the labor in min ing these minerals. Poes not socialism teach that the laws whereby this wealth was acquired by private individuals are unjust and lu conflict with the doctrine that the earth belongs to all the inhabi tants thereof and wealth also belongs only to those who have produced it. A respectable block of Carnegie's wealth was made in the erection of the first I'lilon Pacific bridge across (the Mis souri river at Omaha and in negotiating tho bonds issued to defray the expenses of construction. Tho profits of the Union Pacific bridge contract are an unknown quantity, but it is known that Curnegie received a 10 per cent commission for negotiating fcJ.fiOO.OX) of bridge bonds, or so.ono for placing the bonds. This transaction, gauged by the socialistic 'divide all with all" principles, was also acquiring money through unjust laws and not much better than robbery. TJn der socialistic laws Carnegie would have been compelled to divide every penny of surplus over and above the cost of material and labor furnished for the construction of the Union Pacific bridge among the men who mined the metal, the men who wrought tho metal and the men who placed tho metal In posi tion. But Carnegie saw fit to appropriate the surplus of the bridge building con tract to himself and of each Invention which In their enterprise gave employ ment to thousands and thousands of working men. Therefore, the wealth that he has accumulated is, in socialistic parlance, derived from unjust laws and no letter than money gotten by highway robbery. The amazing thing is that a good nianv rational and honest people have been imbued with this pernicious doctrine and actually abuse and curse Andrew Carnegie for his philanthropy in distributing a very large share of tho riches he has accumulated by thrift, Industry and good management for the uplifting nnd enlightenment of the masses by placing them within reach of the great stimulus of human energy to which only the wealthy have had access in past generations. CAXADA TO IIAVB AN A RAf T. The militia department of the Domln Ion is proposing the creation of an army for national defense. For several years there has been talk of this among Ca nadian statesmen and finally it appears to have received the popular approval, though it would not be easy to point out why Canada needs anything more than the militia force it now has and which is only needed for police service within the country, for which purpose there is rarely any demand upon it. Canada is certainly In no danger from any outside source, but it is quite possl ble there are people there, even among those In official life, who are apprehen slve that at some time the controversies between the United States and the Do minion may cause serious trouble and that It b the part of wisdom to be pre pared for it. A few public men and newspapers in this country have talked alwut annexing Canada and this may have impressed the Canadians with th expediency of organizing a military establishment to le ready for an emerg ency, albeit very remote. Whatever the impelling motive m t, however, t'lie organization of a Ca nadian army U a matter re pectin. which the United States can feel quite Indifferent. It will be in nowise menace to this country, unless, indeed, the fact of having an army should lead the Itominlon government to greater perversity and obstinacy in its relations with the United States. It is doubtless natural that Canada, being In all scntlul respect ucarly au independent state, should desire a military force pro portioned to its population, its terri torial extent and the national Interests, yet it really seems quite needless and ill Impose a tax upon the people for bleb, there will be little return ahd hlch might better be used In some other direction. MtUltAXCt ISMODCliX UL SIZISS LIFE. The Bee in this issue devotes a con- Iderable portion of Its space to the ubject of Insurance, which is treated in all its phases in a manner that can not but be of special interest to its read- rs. While the principle upon which Insurance is founded Is traceable in history for centuries bock, its wonderful evelopment in applied form is a signal utgrowth of present day conditions and characterizes as much as any other one thing the progress marked In late years in the advance of civilization. Today the most varied incidents and accidents of life may be guarded against and dis counted by modern methods of pooling risks so that misfortune nnd calamity have the edge dulled so far as reim bursement for material loss can go. The most familiar forms of insurance are those against death and against the destruction of property by fire, although other lines are also assuming immense proportions. Whereas it is not so long go that the man who insured his life in any degree commensurate with his earning capacity or who kept his busi ness Insured to anything like Its full value was n rarity, the outlay for in surance is now regarded as n legitimate nd natural item of expense which no prudent business man would question much less overlook. The Incurrence of an insurable loss not covered in part by insurance is a sign of lax foresight nd business incapacity, although in this s in so many other walks experience is often the best schoolmaster nnd a mishap is necessary to bring a realiza tion of the demands of the situation. The recent Baltimore Are carried many lessons with it, but most forcible is that impressing the duty of insuring and the efficiency of the modern insurance mechanism. Instead of impolrlng con fidence In insurance, the prompt pay ment of matured obligations and the small number of insurance companies Involved in embarrassment has strength ened the prlnclplo nnd practise of in- urance in the public mind and recoup ment is only a matter of time, nnd a ery short time at that. The responsibilities devolving upon the great insurance companies as trustees of the Insurance funds in their custody might easily furnish food for lmost endless discussion, presenting many serious problems. These colossal trust funds, however, constitute the safety valve of the entire machinery of Insurance and their very existence is what demonstrates the substantial and enduring groundwork upon which tl'e Insurance structure Is raised. Suffice it to say that noteworthy as has been the recent growth of Insurance as a factor in our social nnd business life, the promise is for still greater ex pansion and for Insurance to play a still more important role in every pro gressive community. ' IXTSHD1KQ AMEHICAX TRADE. As the foremost industrial nation of the world, with almost unlimited re sources, there is no more Important question for the American people than that of extending their foreign trade, The home market is secure and will be kept bo as long as the present policy of protecting that market against undue foreign competition is adhered to. There is no doubt as to the present sentiment of the country being strongly favorable to the maintenance of the policy which ias built up this great market and made the United States the powerful nation that it is industrially and commercially. A Judicious policy of protection is re garded with favor by a very large ma Jorlty of our people and the time is cer tainly remote, if it shall ever come, when that policy will be abandoned and the United States will accept the British fiscal policy. The practical fact is very generally recognized, however, that in order to continue our industrial development and our commercial expansion some modifi cation in our economic policy may be necessary. The memorable words of William McKluley still huve weight. when he said: "We must not repose In fancied security that we can forever sell everything aud buy little or nothing, If such a thing were possible it would not be best for us or for those with whom we deal. What we produce beyond our domestic consumption must have a vent abroad. The excess must be relieved through a foreign outlet and we should sell everywhere we can and buy wherever the buying will enlarge our sales and productions and thereby make a greater demand for home lulxir. The period of excluslveness is past, The expanslou of our trade and com merce is the pressing problem." How to meet this problem, without inflicting Injury upon any American industry or interest, is a question of the first im porta nee. In the national house of represents lives several speeches bearing on this question have been made within the past week. A notable one was that of Rep resentative Dalzell of Pennsylvania, in which he vigorously maintained that there should be no interference with the existing tariff and opposed auy reclnrocltv that would do this. Another speech relating to the same subject and discussing It from a different viewpoint was made by Representative Levering of Massachusetts, who is one of the leading manufacturers of New England Mr. Levering Is a protectionist, but b iH'lleves in the principle of reciprocity as indeed most of the republicans of New England do, and he urged that that policy Is necessary to the expan slon of our foreign trade. He also urged that another way to extend on foreign trade Is by liberalizing our drawback laws, which can be done with out disturbing a single Hchcdnle or tak- ng n single step in the direction of the revision of the tariff. "Tho trend of ubllc opinion," said Mr. Levering, with reference to new markets for American products shows that our tnan- facturers now keenly realize that pro- luction has passed far beyond consump- ion and that new markets In the foreign eld must be fdund if our workmen are o coutlqp" to Twelve adequate employ ment." This from an extensive manufacturer s certainly worthy of serious considera tion. The tariff question is sure to be prominent, perhaps the paramount issue, in tho presidential campaign and there fore the utterances of leading repub licans in regard to it should receive careful attention. fALARItS UF COXGRtfSMKX. f-enator Honr Is of the opinion that members of congress do not receive adequate salaries, lu n recent speech in tho senate lie said that that lody never stood higher thnn now in the matter of ability, devotion to the public service, high nnd elevated morality, per sonal conduct and everything that makes the dignity and character of the states man nnd the gentleman. But the ven erable Massachusetts senator remarked that In ono thing the senators do not compare favorably with their prede cessors nnd that Is In the assertion of their own dignity and quality. He did not refer to personal dignity, but to the dignity and authority of the office. The senator went on to say that "the one thing that we do not seem to have cour age enough to do is to say to the people f the United States that the compensa tion of this important office shall be nt least in some degree adequate to its dig nity nnd character." He asserted that the present salary of $5,000 per annum is not in value equal to more than 50 per cent of what it was when fixed in 1S03, that It Is "also now lower In prac tical value than it was before It was raised fifty years ago." A few days after this statement of Mr. Hoar, Senator Galllnger of New Hamp shire introduced a bill providing for an increase in the salaries of members of congress from $5,000 to $8,000 and also increasing the salaries of tho president, Ice president, speaker of the house of representatives nnd members of the lib! net. Representative Gillett of Massachusetts has proposed nn Increase In the pay of members to $7,500, with the abolition of mileage, clerical and stationery compensation, which is n more tolerable proposal than that of Mr. Galllnger, which contemplates re taining the substantial extras enjoyed by congressmen and amounting In the aggregate to a large sum annually. If all these extras were cut off the cost of congress, even with the increase of sal ary proposed in the Galllnger bill, would not be materially greater than at pres ent, but it is not at nil likely that con gressmen generally will be disposed to deprive themselves of these perquisites, which they have grown to regard as an essential feature of the "dignity and character" of the office. These extras have grently increased during the last twenty-five years and are a source of extravagance of which the public would Justly complain if the public were fully Informed regarding them. It is not at all probable that the pro posal to raise the salaries of congress men and other officials will receive con sideration at the present session, but It is timely to remark that popular senti ment will not approve of any such in crease. So far ns members of congress are concerned, not to exceed half their time is devoted to the public service and for this they are now adequately paid, mileage, clerk hire, stationery and other allowances being considered. The salary of the president is also ample, when the liberal allowances he has are taken into account. As to members of the cabinet, who as the heads of departments have a great deal of work to do, some increase in their salaries might be Justifiable, yet there will always be capable men willing to serve in these highly honorable po sitlons at the present compensation. The American people are willing to pay their public officials a fair price for their work, but as has been well said It is not wise to measure political service by strictly commercial standards qr to stimulate the natural American eager ness for office by giving intrinsic pecu niary value to all our important political posts. Fraternal insurance orders composed exclusively of clergymen and members of evangelical churches do not appear to lte. exempt from tho fatalities to which concerns Invaded by the ungodly and unrighteous are subject. This Is strik ingly illustrated by the last sad rites performed over the Golden Rule Alliance of Boston at the immature age of 23 at the Instance of the Massachusetts state Insurance department The most sad dening feature of this shifting off of mortal coll la that it is believed that little or nothing will be left to divide among the mourners. An eminent auth lty on life Insurance sums up the cause of the demise by the declaration that the whole trouble was that the alliance was not able to live up to its name and do unto others as others do unto it. Grover Cleveland Is becoming about as petulant as an old lady who has lost all her teeth. The other day a member of congress asserted that Cleveland had lunched with a negro who filled the post tion of register of deeds in the District of Columbia. In making an indignant denial of this awful charge the great fisherman says over bis own signature "Taylor's name as register was con firmed by the senate ami he served in that capacity with Intelligence and ef ficiency. He hag since died. Some peo ple restrain themselves from abusing the dead." This caustic remark would Imply that in charging the negro with lunching In the Wblte House the offen slve partiban had been guilty of abusing the dead. Possibly that will make the congressman smile. Nearly all the public men of note In ndlana are willing to be United States senator In case Senator Fairbanks re- elves the nomination for vice president, but only one man of public note in Ne braska has had the courage to indicate his willingness to become the successor of Senator Dietrich. i . The Iowa State college announces hat many of the farmers of the state are running out of seed corn and calls upon Nebraska farmers to come to their rescue. Thus does peerless Nebraska rebuke a famous Iowan who ordered It out of the corn belt. Too SI ran to Ulind It. Chicago Inter Ocean. One of the greatest difficulties in the way of tho restoration of corporal punishment n the public schools Is that modern ath letics have made tha boys too strong to stand it. Mot Worth the Effort. Kansas City Journal. If walking: on all fours for twenty min utes four times a day Is the only sure pre ventive of appendicitis, most of us will taka our chances with the surgeons and the undertakers. Hint for near Helatlvea. Baltimore American. The contention U sustained to the effect that If a passenger riding on a railroad on a free past), loses his life In an accident, he has no legal cause to complain. As a rule, he doesn't, but the decision has been found necessary to Induce his real relatives to Imitate his fairness la the matter. Mlnhty Sertona Joking:. Springfield Republican. Some Irresponsible Joker must be re sponsible for the Washington story that a statue of Napoleon in to be placed be side the statue of Frederick tha Great on the grounds of the War college. Of course It may be asked, If Frederick, why not Napoleon? Hut, then, every one knows that the Frederick comes to ua as a per sonal gift from the kaiser, and could not, without a breach of good manners, be re fused. A Graveyard for Hepntatlona. Philadelphia Record. General Kouropatkin, formerly Russian minister of war and recently appointed commander of the Russian land forces In the far east, appears to be la no hurry to proceed to the front. He says that it would not be worth while going until the Russian troops In the field shall number at least 400,000, and that will not be the case earlier than May or June next. The general shows much discretion. Manchuria during the next two or three months ta likely to be come the graveyard of many military and naval reputations, and General Kouropat kin Is not anxious to have his name In scribed on one of the tombstones. TUB TRANSGRESSOR'S WAY, Perils of Trying; "to Make Somethlna; on the Side." Baltimore American. Again, and In so signal an instance that all the world may benefit by the lesson, has It been demonstrated that transgression is followed by relentless retribution. In this case th sin has been against the laws of man that are Irrevocably linked with the laws of God the laws designed to preserve the Integrity of popular government and Inspire in the individual citizen the degree of faith in his official fellow-beings that keeps him from misanthropy, if not an archy. That most democratio of our govern mental institutions the postofflce was found to be the abode of rottenness and crime. Tha cause of the corruption was not far to seek. Men appointed by an hon est administration In good faith had yielded to temptation and betrayed the trust reposed in them, disappointing the people at large and insulting those whose confidence in their honesty had been auch as to elevate them to high places. That the men had been appointed In good faith, that the administration was scrupu lously honest, has been proved beyond per- adventure. The men It had once befriended. but who had betrayed that friendship were treated precisely as other enemies of law and order and honest government are treated. They were arrested, tried by a Jury of their peers and sentenced to Im prisonment and fine. Thus, not only Is tha administration vin dicated, but which Is vastly and more fundamentally important the' people at largs have been thoroughly convinced that their vital Interests will ever be protected by the strong hand of the government. And, incidentally, the chance to make "a little something on the aide" will not look so alluring to subsequent Incumbents In the offices vacated by the grafters. RfRAL FRED DELIVERY, Objections to a Bill Recentlr Intro duced in Cong-Teas. Chicago Tribune. The rural free delivery carriers sre con siderably stirred up by the bill introduced In congress which cuts them off from many of their present privileges. It is said that three-fourths of the carriers have declared they would be forced to resign if the bill posses. The proposed bill will Increase the pay of tha rural carriers to 730 a year. But they will continue to furnish their own horses and wagons. On some of the routes four horses are necessary two at each end as well as two wagons. The carrier argues, and with apparent reason, that he could not keep up such a considerable equipment on such an Inconsiderable sti pend unless he were able to eke out a little extra money by acting as express man, messenger and general agent for tha farmers on his route. If tha carrier used a government equipage for his private purposes there would ba ample ground to complain against the practice. But since ha uses his own "rig," it seems unjust to pass a law saying ha shall not carry par cels as well as mail to his friends along the road. But If the carriers complain against tha new bill, what will the farmers think? The carrier has already become a neces sity to tha farmer, and has robbed farm life of half Its loneliness. Ten yean ago tha farmer was lucky who could get into town to do his errands oftener than one a week. If his wife wanted a spool of thread or soma canned goods, or a ribbon, she had to wait until the end of the week for it. If she wanted something which was an Immediate necessity her hus band had to hitch up lha team and lose half a day's work on bla trip to town. Now all that is changed. If tha farmer's wife wants a paper of hairpins, or the farmer wants tobacco, the currier la told and ha brings it out for them. If It ia a little thing, ha usually brings it for noth ing. If tt weighs three or four pounds ha will charge a dime or a quarter. From being a luxury, as ba was at first, the rural currier baa become a neceaity to tha farmer. And rural congressmen will not find they have added particularly to their popularity tf they vote for tha bill to cut tha usefulnens of tha rural carrier and of tha whols rural free delivery sys- tern squarely la two. HKIHKIVK l sltonT MKT Kit. Hope lives until love dies. Honesty n-eds no advertising Short prayers hnve the surest aim. They who live on fashion die of folly. A rmtn'a life always follows his fajth. Morality Is the motor and not mechanical. A man only finds life where he loses self Only the self -centered are self-Siitistled. The doors of truth rpen only to the true. That w hich Is useless ennnot bo harmless. Words are but tha things that truth wears. He w ho will not be a servant cannot be a saint. Today Is never bettered by tomorrow's burden. Parading a cross is no proof of possessing a crown. Ho gives but an empty hand who wit holds his heart. It Is easier to endure failure thnn to bear success. A little sin may hold as much sorrow as a large ono. Unmlty to new Ideas is no proof of loy alty to old ones. It Is no sign that a man Is riding to heaven because he Is driving others there. Better the service without the sentiment than, the sentiment without th service. Chicago Tribune. PKHSOVVL AMI O 111 Kit WIS K. Before the Russian army moves to, 'the front In force it wll lbe necessary to pull down a few vcrsts. New Yorkers are bound to force spring, even if the load Is a burden. Bock beer has broken looso before the harbor in clear of I.e. A large consignment of vodka has been forwarded to the Russian army, (encrul Jug Is expected to co-operate with General Pflug. "Now, by St. raul," the preacher snld. But, what's the use? It's too conl. Wnter mains six feet below tho surface have been frozen. Why hunt elsewhere for the pole? A Chicago woman who declared to her sisters that "the only good husbands are dead ones" carried home a beautiful black eye tendered by the negative side of the argument. War news has not yet caught up with the magazines. Fending the arrival of delayed letters space Is given to such a refreshing literary topic as Mary and her famous Iamb. General Kouropatkin, commandor-ln-chlef of Russia's land forces In the east, Is reputed to be an excellent story teller a talent peculiarly valuable In composing "I regret to report." Dr. Porkhurst, New York's foghorn of salvation, In a preachment on St. Patrick, aid the Irish needed sympathy. Mean while the patient Is doing quite well with out the doctor's prescription. According to the dictum of the supremo court. New York school maims may marry without forfeiting their Jobs. It Is gratifying to know that school ma'ams may enjoy some of the sweets of life with out the consent of school boards. The gentle, mellow opening of March bore a strong resemblance in the subse quent proceedings to the man who was operated on for an appendix he didn't possess. A lew aaya aner tha doctors turned him loose, tagged "Opened by mis take." DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. Jlggs My wife talks to herself all the time. KlKgs Is that so? I Wish mine would Detroit Free Press. He Now may I have that kiss I've been welting ror: fshe No: It's Lent. He What! Show me the guy who had the nerve to borrow it! Baltimore Amer ican. "ReaJlv, y' know, you're the belle of the ball." chattered the silly dudes who sur rounded her, "paws-tlvely charmingl per fect in every way " "Nonsense," protested Miss Pechls. We particularly wish the orders of our out-of-town friendi in the trans-miseissippi states, and are only stating the fact when we esay that no other drug house, EITHER W1IOLESALK or RETAIL is fo well equipped to handle drug orders pf any size III a 1 S-lblB 'I' II I I II I' w 1 I I I I l-Rll I IT pies 170 lineal feet in the new Windsor -Plunkett block at 1514 Dodge, These quarters are filled with aJl of the numberless items that comprise a modern drug stock, and are connected with our retail store by private telephone. This is WHY we are alwayn "THERE WITH THE GOODS." When You Want Drugs Come to Headquarters Ar-en'a. Water, small 10c f l.Ort Baker's Barter Malt Whisker, pnrest and best, for ..700 (Per Don, $8.00.) 11.00 Baef, Iron and Win, for f)c $1.00 BunOuun Barsapaiilla, for &"c 2Tk Imported Bitter Water, for 15c 2E,c Cnuiivr'i Pills 1c iilio Brnndeth's Mils, for ! &00 (?ttllwoll s Syrup Pepsin c 2io Corterr's little Liver mils, for !-' 25o Chamberlin's Cough Syrup for 17c $1.00 OiryMtai Tonlo for c (Help yourself at th-o prices.) 26c Oenulne Castorla for -1 2fc Outlcura Hoap for 5oc Cuticura SiUve for T' fl.OO I'urr ( nnadla-n Malt hlsk ( (1-er Dos. $7.60 ) BOo. Colgate's Tansy Illonsom Perfume, ounc These are Sherman AMeCoaaeirs Dm a- Prices. Corner Kllh and IoUe streets, Omaha. Coleman's Carliolated (itmiit, for horses, cattle and otrwr animals for...joc 60c Cudahy s Kxtrwct lif t t-r c $1.00 Duffy's MuJt Whiskey for BUc D. D. D. Kczema Cure, warranted the genuine, always $1.M 4e Garurld 1V 7ic Hall's Catarrh Cure 59c $1.00 Hall's Hair Renewer 0c $1.00 Hosteller's UIHwh 'o Horllck e Malted Milk 34c, (T7c. $7ti 5o Humphreys' 77 1 u-h.n i-Aii fntnn to our store for drtiKS with the goods." Moll oraera promptly e SHERMAN & flcCONNELL DRUG GO. Corner 16th and Dodge Streets, Omaha. Heb- Mr. C. N.Deitz writes from Ceylon, that he never saw so much coal piled up as there is at Colomba, but it's net SHERIDAN TL.il il.., P1 mUarl In Wunmlnv. Mill- $R fin fnr llldl 1MB HOI Wiiai liliitaw J o' wi ww iwi cooking. Lump, $6.50, for grates, heaters and furnaces Clean as hard coal VICTOR WHITE COAL CO., 1605 Firaia. Til. 12? wcriiv, inrre are some thlnns about f Hint ste utterly riisgu.-tlng."- rhll.,irL, l'nss. Mcud-Thn other plrls sny he's a result "J'i-K tho Unpin r." M lylvlie (wiih iti('.ifm;itlin1-lfs a M;ii ili-r: Ills mime Isn't Jack! 1'hlcngn Trll line. 'Vou told me. Core,., that vnu had r old flHmes, but tli.it Miss Bcnne savs vt were once very devot.-d to her" "Well, she wnsn't u flame; she wis Boston girl."-Chicago To!t. "Now my love," ili1 the voung m.n when tnn eloping couple had exchangr vows and the. Justice of the peace ha Suit" "W "r "afe from nM p" h '!'" P'10'', ,ho "weej girt, calmlv. "a nave been all along."-Somcrille Journal. "P-v you w-nnt to marry, voung man il you?" shI.1 the bank direct, .f "Yes, sir." replied the bank crk 'What salary are we paying vou"" ' Nine hundred dollars h year '' 'Ion't you know we have adopted a ru' that no clerk In our employ shall marr unless he has at least II, IW a venr?" "Yes. pr f,ut ' your daughter that want to :narry."-Chlcago Tribune. HAXV IS DEAD. A nation's grief In these three words I found ; How stranro the thought, bow awful I the sound! A product of his country's native soil; Revered nnd loved bv every son of tol Kfteemed and honored not for wealth c birth. But for tho greatness of his manful wortl Ills nnmo was ever linked with hope an sonp, A heart ful man, with pulse beats firm an strong; A sterling, gen'rous hearted friend That loved aye, even to the end! He was a man that laughed with wholi some cheer. And wet't with those that weep. Ha kne not fear. Believing In himself, be measured life For that which he would build, nor prais nor strife Withheld the building. Wllh unerring cor He reared nn edifice so wondrous fair. A,.l h..l..li.,ll.l. ko V,.A tm Which can surpass the marvel he hn wrougni. But now 'tis true that, o'er hie silent be A loving nation whispers: "He Is dead." Beneath the blue-arched vault of nature dome Sunlit, starlit, is his peaceful home; In this nugust rotunda laid In state. He sleeps this honest man, bo slmpl great. Tn offices of state, ns no'er before, Is mourning for the guide that Is no mor tn Manv n little cottage by th way, In which his name in blest through ever flay. The children will be told that be Is dead Ah. nwed and hushed, they steal away t bed. When In some happy time, the bonk o Fame Ts opened, to- select a favorite name Monf men and angels, for some htghe sphere Thnn mortnlr can obtain, or dream of here Among the shining nnmes. In letters fair Marcus Alonzo Hnnna's will b there. KDWARD OLDHAM. Symptoms Do not always make their preeenci known by foiling of sight. Red Lids, Headaches, Nervousness Stomach Disorders. In most cases can bo traced to Imper fectlons of the eyes. We do cure troubles of the above kln with glasses. HUTESON OPTICAL CO., 213 South 1 6th St. Pixtoo Block. Factory on the Piamfsasi Kodaks and Cameras. II 111.1 IIIILIIL (.. X L VA AUi.'uVB w-xv Kondon Catarrhal Jelly ,V"I?t UMerine Tliene are Mirrmsn A MrConnell's prices. T5o Motor's Cod IJvnr Oil for Mo lo Mexican Amol Soap for o i'.c Mennen's Talouin Powder, we sell....llo Miles' enlur-Miles', mind you . .$1 l.M Munyun's Parr-Paw Mf $Hi0 Maltod Milk ar.o Miatletor Cream, we sell 50c. Neal's Pvspepsla. Tablts for 40c (All you wuntr-i.o limit.) fl.IXt OeoihuUIom (all you ntl..Mlc 2iu Packer's Tar Soup, e imll l.V 1.(M feiiallili'a Karsaparlllu. for..,.Ta' fi lm Swift's HiH-cilic for ..69c $1.75 Swift's Si km -i lie for $L"9 Sue flvrup of KIkh, genuine, for 5i- HtUHit'M Ly-pKi!i TiihletH Ma $1.00 Stuart s I yH pf la- Tablets " n: HiH-lritv Hygl-iiliiie H"ap for c ftln h liak Plaster for If Inul. iienulne, alna 91.00 (Purchasers of 'Vlnol should not accept same If the wrapper or label Is mutllatrd or torn.) Vlotor'a Tonlw l,tlnn (heat remedy for hlnrkheada. plmplrs, barber's Itch and all skin troablcsi, per bottle IMH! 5o; Warner's KoUlum Phosphate Effer vescent jo Mull orders flllnl at above prices; box and cartage free. you can always get them. 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