TIIE OMAHA DAILY ItEE: SUNDAY rETlTUTATtY 21, 1004. 14 Tiie Omaiia Sunday Dee B. ROHEWATKR. EDITOR. rUHLIBIIED EVERY MORNING. TEKM8 OF FI'nsCRIlTIOX. Pally Hee (without riundnyl. One YeaillW Jially liet and B irday. one Y;r ' lluntrated Bmi One Year '- ' Biindiy lies, )ne Vnr -'"' Maturduv Hee, (inn Year J ' 1'wentlth ritnry Farmer, One Tear.. l.wl PEMVERnD I1V CARRIER. t)y Dm (without HuniUy). P r copy.. 2c liallv Km without Sunday I. txr eek. ..- Imlly lln (Intituling Hundny), per weea.i.o Sunday lien, pr copy 60 Evening H (without Sunday , per week be Evening lieu (including Bunda. per Week lop Complal'n'ti' if i'rrV.iiliirlty In delivery should ho addressed to City Circulation Lo partment. OFFirF.3. Omaha The Re Uulldlng. South Omaha City Hall Building, Twenty-fifth and M strerts. Council Iiluffs-10 I'enrl Street. Chlraa 1640 t nlly Rulldlng. jvew 'iorlt- I'ark Row Hul'dlng. WaaMnKton tni Fourteenth street. COnBESPOSUENTE. r,nmm,inlatl1na t..1a,ntr til ttPWS Qnd dl tortal matter should m addressed: umaita Bee, Editorial Department. HKMITTiXCES. nmit h rimft niirru or postal ord.-r fM?ZJt !,h"m. mall account. Hrrionnl t hfit". except on . . i . i ...... rwit . fl T . 1 1. I utnJinii or en'Tn exi-imnft'-a, " . . '" , I THE BEE I'LI)I.ISIiIN(i lUJirA.M. 1 8TATEMENT OP CIRCULATION. tVste of Nehraaka, Ixiiiglas County, Oeorgs B. Tsschuck. secretary of The Bea I'ubllahlng Company, blng duly sworn, aya that the actual number of full and complete rnple of Th Dally. Morning, Evening and Sunday P.s printed during the month of January. 184. " as io.iow. 1. 1M1 .KMI ....ao.uao ...,aT.i4 .. .110,110 ....i,TM ....ItO.Blt Iti.... 19.... 80.... 21.... 22.... M.... 24.... iH.Tmt "swlioJ I h,t.i .Ii!t,74U lf,4.'lt .ie.7o." .ai.or,o '"stslslo 10.... ...iw.omo 11 aH.tT( II 2M.I'J(t 11 w,y -' " ,! 2ft St!,17 29 as.WM ao ao.oio 31 !I,20S 14 KH.tMMt is aoin le KM TO Total BJW.I3H Leas unaold and returned copiea.... .84T Net total sales Nat average rales 2h,43 OKO. B. THCltLtJlv Subscribed in my preaence and awoin to netora me tills 3d day of tehreary, A. u. IJ04. M. B. H L'N'QATS, (Seal.) Notnry Public. The ancestral gruves of China seem to be of greater Importance than the descendants of tho ancestors. If Honduras Is like many of the Latin- American states the inhabitants are to be congratulated upon the declaration of martial law ' t 9 I The SIcKluley memorial monument at I Canton la as much a monument to the late Senator Iianna as if It were erected I of purpose In his memory. I Turkey hopes that It will not be the principal dish served when the powers I of Europe meet In thanksgiving at the I end of the Ilnsso-Japanese war. I Latest returns would indicate that the electlon la over in San Domingo until General Jlininez can provide himself with additional munitions of war. When it comes to the question of weather tho Omaha brand Is still several lengths ahead or that provided Dy ouier "American cnies , jra competitive ciass. Saya Mr, Cleveland to Colonel Bryan: 1 uon 1 caro a rap wnai you say. caro a Bays Colonel Bryan to Mr. Cleveland: "Your compliments are reciprocated." Even at this eurly day prospects for a full crop of candidates for every nom ination at the disposal of the republican state convention are decidedly promis ing. Chancellor Andrews plainly committed the unpardonable sin in the lexicon of tbe local Bryaulte organ when ho ad mitted that m was mistaken on the 16 to 1 vagary- Sweden and Kualn are actively en- gageu in preparing tneir armies ln order to maintain neutrality. The smaller the nation tbe greater the neceaaity for a show of force. Mr. Cleveland seems to have Just as 1 1 l . . iii (- I .avi.iu.-a .or giung ais views spread before the country ln the public yruuii u ue were puoiismng a uom- uuut-r Ul UJB OWU. I of the Mormon elder who committed ulcldo at Kansas City tho report falls to say whether the letter from the .lfp was in the form of a round roblu. 80 long as be gathers in the revenues Of tbe office Lee Herdman does not care how long tbe republican Judges of the supi.:in court continue at loggerhinds over tho succession to his clerkship. Could George Washington only belt) Celebrate bis I72d birthday anniversary tomorrow how be- would enjoy the ad-1 vantages twentieth century civilization offers for dolug tbe proper thing on such occasions. "Midwinter conditions," cays Brad- streets, "are a bar to the growth in spring trade tills year." But mid-wluter conditions ln mid winter are not the exception any more than are mid-sum mer conditions ln August. If the edict of the emperor of Corea keeps Wlju open after the Russians ar- rive ho should send the form of tbat proclamation to China, where something practical U apparently needed ln the case of Mukden and Antuug. Human comprehension staggers when H strives to conceive the honors Russia wonld heap upon a successful general when it distributes crosses of honor to officers whose only claim is that they escaped when their ships went down. ; The friends of Wu Ting Fang la the United States cannot understand bow the present Oriental situation has lasted so long without a solution by that distinguished statesman. Minister Wu bad greater success in getting his name la the dispatches while tarrying tM tiiia country. IfOMI.VA TIXO A 8KHATUR. Miull tho republic-tins of Nebraska In their Impending Btuto contention, nom inate- n rnridtdatn for lhe position of I'nitod States senator, whoso election (l((ilvo tiiMin tht li'ginlnture to con- rrtie In January, I'.Min? That la, perhaps, tl most serious question with widen tho republicans of this state have ever been confronted. The action of the stutr committee reeommenillnir the noinlnnrlon of a cundldiite for United States senator by state convention Is bnsed upon the popular demand for the election of V'nlted States senators by direct rote, and If that demand could be compiled with the selection of a senatorial candi date la state convention would, doubt less, commend Itself to the rank and file of tho party. For more than thirty years The Bee has advocated the popular election of United States senators and every effort 0 secure that reform by constitutional ntialllled urmroval. In the last senatorial campal, - .. It n.lvocated the 8ubmisMlon by c.Mij,iat,.s for fll0 United States senator , , , . , . . . i ... , miiji oi ineir uiiuien iur iu(iuiiir ruumnr nient tit the general election, as author laetl by the stato constitution. It Is an open question, however, whether tho nomination of a candidate for United States senator by a state convention affords a greater or better oDKortuniiv ior popuutr cnoice man ao ",w respective legislative nominating convenlions. On tho contrary, the state Convention is tnree removes away rrom Jirt'r,: popular vote, while tho deslgna tloti or jireferenco at tho general elec- t .. .1 1 , 1 .1 l, lltlll, JL lltllll'It'U 1(1, UUIU W3 Ulll remove from the direct vote. The Individual member, of the leglnla- ture naturally looks to tho voters of bis district for Instruction and in any event this choice would bo paramount to the obligation imposed upon bipi by the ex- presslon of a majority of the delegates to a state convention. It Is, moreover, possible, If not almost certain, that In many districts the choice of the major ity of tho state convention might bo repugnant to tho wish and will of the republican voters. They cannot be bound by the action of tho state con "' consetjuouuy are name, xo repudiate its choice and exact pledges from ndldates for the legislature to support tuo man or tneir preference AMiile a nomination by state convention may cause the defeat of legislative can- didatcs lit closo districts It affords no assurance or prospect of gala Incidentally there are weighty political oonsiuerations mat snouiu impress them- .... ... .. selves upon the republicans of Nebraska before they commit themselves to the new departure. The nomination of a United States senator by convention charged also with the nomination of a state ticket, a set of presidential elec- tors and delegates-at-largo to the na tlonal convention affords opportunities for trading that might culminate In the selection of a candidate for United states senator, who would repel popular support from the ticket and Jeopardize the eiootion of republican legislature. In . st)l(e convention which, at the farthest, will tint he tn aesslnn more thnn thlrt.,r ,,. thfr(, , ftlo time for cool deliberation and un less an overwhelming sentiment among the rank and file favors some candi date who looms above all others as a leader the outcome Is liable to be bazelbrush Instead of oak. These Ideas must suggest themselves to thinking re publicans who are interested ln the suc cess of tho party ln the coming senator ial contest and who above all things dsl tho state creditably and ably rep- resented ln the national legislature. UAILWATS AXD JTORLD POLITICS. How much railways have to do with the politics of the world la an Inter esting question ana yet there is no doubt that they do exert an Influence u.oro or leas potent. A writer on tho subject points out that Britain would never have coveted tho Transvnnl. nor Lveu Oranire Free State, had not Cecil Rltodcs nnshod his rntlwnv entpmrlu.. to the north ftlld proJoctert famoll8 no frorn Cftpe l0 Calro The Bame au ., . IJ.,I . i. ...... bo tightening her grip upon Manchuria. ,n deflanco of the power and ln vtola- U0J 01 BO,0U,n trPatl'8. he not llr coi.bu ucea a ranwuy across Mucni 1Lo ,mI,ortaut I,ftrt tnat railways are now playing in the world should not be "verhsiked, observes tho San Francisco CaI1, for a c,pur understanding of It Is ,'utln! f'Sht view of the menaces of Mar todnv ,na tno possibilities f future war. It is to be borne In mind. says mat paper, tnat tne Siberian road I and the Cape to Cairo road are not the 1 only great enterprises of the kind under way. There are. several other roads I hardly noted now, whose construction I u"1!' force an Issue ln battle Just as the SlU'rlau road Is forcing battle now. "Of tho new lines that are almoat certain to have a potent Influence on world politics In the Immediate future perhaps tho most notable Is the lino that la to be con structed under German control from the Bosporus to tbe tiulf of Ferula down tbe valley of the Euphrates or of the Tigris. A considerable part of tho line Is already constructed and concessions for tho whole route, so far as it Urs I through the Turkish empire, have been obtained. Another line that carries with it a menace of war is the projected ex I tension of the British Indo-Burmah rail way to the bead of navigation on the Yangtze Klang, If completed this road I would f pen up middle China to Rrltlsii I trade through India aud Its construction I would compel the establishment of some I form of British control over the terminal in Miina. which might force Great Britain to play a part similar to that now IkIiib' enacted by Russia In Man churia. Our Han Francisco contemporary sug gests that there are lines which sooner or later must be constructed in our own hemisphere that will be very apt to ln- I volve war issues. It says that the much discussed line conaectlnf tks railway systems of South America with our own may aome day be undertaken, aud then will arise the question of malntalnlug peace along the route. It would seem, on the contrary, that the building of the over fttn.uoo In city taxes, of which Intercontinental railroad, which undoubt- about $12,0) represents Its contrll.u edly will in time be accomplished, would tlon to tho maintenance of tho schools. be In the Interest of peace between the countries connected by the road, lu con- tributiug to their mutual advancement and welfare. Nevertheless the idea ad- vanct-d by the San Francisco paper Is an interesting one and worthy of serious consideration. CAnnoL a. pkaHS axd his tXBlBiT. Jf any proof were wanting or me touu unfitness of C. . Pearse to fill the post tlon of superintendent of public schools In a city of the magnitude and preten sions of Omaha, It was furnished by himself In his recent address to tbe Omaha Heal Estate exchange In defenso of the excessive school tax levy for 10M. At the very opening of bis plea for ex- travagance Superintendent Pearso ex- hiblted hia most prominent tralt-that of a glib-tongued wirepuller. "It is a great pleasure," exclaimed Mr. Tcarse. "to have the privilege of discussing pub- Ilc schx)l linances witn you, ann 1 ihm it as a good omen that the members of this body of active, energetic, wide awake hustlers, seeing aud talking with hundreds of people every business day, have Interested themselves to know the facts." Could General Colby, his Ideal of a smooth politician, when be lived down ln Ileatrice. have doue better unless he bad also showered a box of taffy on tbe handsome, sagacious and intellectual offspring of his audience? Having made bis most gracious bow, Superintendent l-earso proceeaea to conruse anu nyp.io- tlze the exchange with figures to rrove that omana is a "scauereu ona wiue.y diffused city as compared with other towns of equal or larger population that have less area." After thoroughly sat urating his hearers with comparative statistics, Frof. Pearse launched a left hander at what be Is pleased to desig nate "the common enemy of the com mon schools," ln this fashion: The chief necessity of this and similar expositions arises from the attacks of a morning- newspaper published near the western edjru of the business district. This paper la consistently antagonistic to the school management and published much misinformation and misleading information concerning the schools. This is the most uuklndest impeach ment of them all. It was always be Ueved In Omaha that Mr. Pearse did not take kindly to The Bee because it dld not take kindly to paying $3,000 a year for a $1,200 man, but nobody ever drea'med that it was Its location "near the western eJge of the business dls- trict" that mado It offensive. The Pearse code manifestly makes "location on the western edge of the business district" an unpardonable crime. The next thing attractive improvements without pay we may look for Is an effort to remove lng the bill, but It pays a city even tbe Board of Education from the city ball because that structure Is located on tho western edge of the business dls- trict and only twelve feet away from that nameless newspaper building. Passing from the ridiculous to the sub- lime, we find Mr. Pearse proceeding as follows: But It is not necessary to fro through all these figures to find a satisfactory ex- planatlon for an Increased school levy. For the six-year period referred to the tax levies were made according to the pleasure of the city council and were very lnade- quate. No ona knows this better than tne writer or tne articles mnrN to. ior It was always according to his counsel and urging and that of his associates that the council year after year cut down the amounts reported by the Board of Eduoa- Uon a. necessary. The schools were re- duced to the severest straits. Needed re- pair, were often left undone, the schools lacked maci and reference books: for a part of the time children In tho kinder gartens and the first and seoond grades attended but half of each day; tor a part of the time salaries of teachers and Jan ltors wcra cut down. The mem bers of the board and the patrons of the schools saw that unless relief came the schools would be crippled and thus the law was passed which the editor says was "log-rolled" through the legislature. This law provides, not that the school dlstrlct may levy "without limit," but that the district may ask for the number of mills levy deemed necessary, and If the request Is within the limit fixed by the statute, the council must levy what Is asked. 1111 1 w wns nnn inn jmj.vih , ' . Ity of the people who support the schools, Perhaps Mr. Pearse has forgotten that he came to Omaha ln the midst of the most disastrous and depressing period that bad ever struck this city. Perhaps bo has forgotten that thousands of Omaha homes were foreclosed and ofher thousands were sold for taxes, that the whole community was groaning under burdens of taxation that were tanta- mount to confiscation. The 4 editor of the newspaper "west of the business dls- trict" was not alone ln trying to repress school board extravaganco and wasto - fulness. Thousands of honest tollers and business men and property owners were with him then and are with him now. Compsrlsons may be odious sometimes, brtt since Mr. Pearse has gone Into fig- ures tho psper on the western edge will be pardoned for going Into a few figures also. Carroll O. Pearse was placed on the payroll of tbe Board of Education ln August, 1806. Before he came to Omaba he was earning $100 a month ten months a year as superintendent of tbe schools of Beatrice. For the first year ln Omaha the drouth year of isav he re celved $3,000 and since then he has been pnld at the rate of $3,000 a year. The total amount paid to him In wages, in- eluding January, 1904, aggregates $'J1, OOa.tia. As against these $30,000 ln round fig - urea Mr. Pearse has contributed to the support of the city government the munitlcent sum of $S.44, of which one fith, or fire dollars ajul sixty-eight cents. Is his contribution to the matnte- nance of the nubile schools of Omaha during the last seven years. His total city tax for 10O3 is ,fonrsdollars and! thirty-eight cents, so that he contrlb uted for tbe year 1003 the enormous sum of seventy-three cents to the main - tenanco of the public schools, while be drew f.'l.tXK) out of tho school fund. As against this the newspaper building on the western edge has paid since 1S!5 For the year the tax for lhn Heo building will aggregate $0,OO, and the 3Vi mill school tax will amount to $l,r.in. This exclusive of tho newspaper plant. The most misleading and deceptive statement mado by Superintendent Fearso was his declaration that the school board Is prevented from extra v- oganco and wastefulness by the statu- tory 1Imltatlon of the lpvv. Tjmt limjta- tlon Is 20 mills, und 20 mills on the face value of Omaha property would be sufficient to pay the expenses of the entire school system, the city govern ment nnd tho count v government and , resectable balance in the treas- ,. .. renresents an ns- geBtiniont nt ono.8xtI, of actual valuo, which wonid i,e at the vety lowest 3H per cent of the faco value, so that as a matter of faot (he asMOfHmont of ,,,111, for 30(l4 , ono.slxth of lulll ln (XCPfIS of tllp ,l)gllet)t ,ovy tll0 bonra was n,lthor- ,z(h1 t0 nmkp nt ,(s own n.(,IH.8t at n ltmo when millions of dollars worth of prop erty that Is now taxed did not con tribute a penny toward the expenses of municipal and school government. WIPt STKfc'CTS .S A MUMCU'AL ASSET The principal lesson Impressed . upon tho peopjo of IluIUinore tt8 a r,.M1it of tbplr rpcont ,8nstrou8 ro Is the I1P(H.g. sUy of brond,,r gtrP(ltg Ul tho b,lsill,.s8 lhftrU.t an(1 a 1)lovenuMU 8 actively on f()ot t0 w,dftn tho lhoronllfaros 8Prv. , b t bcfore , k f ,,,.,,.- cet9 UIldr wny. The be!lutiful brona 8lr(ots posse8S(Hl by the newffl. p,t,p- of the nTQ nf)t UHU. fl,Iy ai,Iirpcllltod nt dl,.lr truo wortu by thf, ppoplo who pnjoy th(i)r bonp(itSi and only an occasional object lesson like this retails with force the inestimable value of wide streets 113 n municipal asset It will cost Baltimore millions of dollars to make good damage which might have been prevented but for Its narrow thoroughfares it has probably been for years paying tne penuity in tne rorm or excessive Insurance rates imposed be- cause of the extra fire risk. The possession of wide streets, how ever, is an Item not altogether on one Hide of the municipal ledger. . The ex pense is greater than for narrower streets, not only ln the first cost of tbe ground space occupied and of the pave- ments, curbing,, guttering and sidewalks, but also in the annual maintenance charges Included under the bead of street repairs, street sweeping, street sprinkling, etc. Cities cannot any more than private Individuals equip their premises with extensive grounds and more than an individual to look ahead and to build for the future rather than merely for the Immediate present. Nothing Is so well In point as the mutter of wide and adequate street space, ample for all the demands of growing traffic, and ln nothing are the western cities, Omaha chief among them, so far ln advance of the eastern cltlos ng m the far-seeinc scale on I ... ... n. . ... I lounuers, xne ounieu 01 construction and maintenance may have been heavy jn the early stages of growth, but this t wou,d probably have bpen " , impeded without these broad-gauged townsite plans and when population reaches the point which characterizes thf , pMtm of tfae country now ... . complaining of congestion, our wide streets will be counted invaluable and the wisdom responsible for them will have due recognition. ilO.VT WANT OBSlRVKnti. It Is not an extraordinary fact, but still somewhat uncommon, that neither the Russian nor the Japanese govern' ments want auy foreign military or naval officers " to observe their opera- Uon8 ln the war The applications of . . . , . , . our government for permission to let army ana navai omcers or ims govern- I ment observe the operations ln the far I en at have. It n imp firs luen turned dnwn I . . . . . . . . at war do not care to have their opera tions looked into by any foreign power, lit Is perfectly easy to understand why they should fl this way ln the matter, because they are necessarily lu doubt as to whether observers would be abso- lutely in accord with the party to which they would bo attached, and conse- quently tho 6afer plan Is to let no one get Into the lines. As a matter of fact there Is little to be learned of any practical valuo from observing the operations of tbe Russian and Jupanese 1 movements neither of which Is likely to make any Important contribution to mill- tary experience or the science of war. I The servant girl problem bobs up in I an entirely unexpected quarter. The Civil Service commission Is seriously per- plexed owing to the small number of ellglbles pocared to fill vacancies ln the position of cook at the Indian schools. It Is an easy matter to find lth male and female cooks qualified to I broil beefsteaks, distill coffee, bake mince pies and biscuits, but It is an other matter to pet cooks of either sex - 1 that can tell the chemical constituent I of baking powder, analyze tho content of the 6oap barrel and solve problem in geometry and trigonometry off baud - 1 And that Is why cooks qualliled fo catering to the taste of young squaw I and Indian bucks have not presented themselves lu large numbers for tx amlnatlon to the Civil Service commis sion. lt the ,nk cn tUe original copy of'th - constitution of the United States fchould happen, as lt were, to fade out Just 11 the Ink on the original copy of the - 1 Declaration of Independence has faded I out. or if the original copy of the cou 1 stitutlon should be destroyed, stolen or lost, would tho provisions of the con-f stllutlon be suspended and all the laws enacted since Its adoption bo declared Invalid? Those questions should sug gest themselves to the ponderous states men at tho Nebraska capltol who claim to have discovered that the disappear ing of the original statutes of 1S00 in validates all the laws enacted by suc- eedlng legislatures since that date. If the war between the adjutant gen eral and the brigadier general grows a little more fierce It may devolve upon overnor Mickey, In bis capacity as commnnder-ln-chlef, to declare a state of iego r.nd call the whole army and na-y the great state of Nebraska Into etive service. An air of fine itarcasm, which may penetrate the minds of the government may be found In the suggestion of the Russian newspapers that lu providing new torpedo boats, contracts be made 1th firms which built the boats of Japan. (ironnil Units In Sight. St. Ixiitls Globe-Democrat. Knirland wants llussla to keep her prom ise to evacuate Manchuria; but, then, what Is England doing ln Thibet? Is Russia, the only offender? Ctie for Unntlrrinrnt, rhlladelphla Tress. The way ln which the. Japs have been oing things to Russia Is enough to make us wonder what would have, happened If Rus.sia had tackled soma one its size. On n Cash llaala. St. I.oiils Globe-Pemocrat. It Is but fair to remark of the friendship between Russia nnd France that the, senti ment appears to be largely on the French Ide. Russia has borrowed from the French people the neat sum of $1,600,000,00. Scarcity of Titian nionda. Washington Post. The. sultan of Morocco has sent over Blx ure white horses for tho St. Louis exposi tion. He would have sent the six red- eaded girls as companion pieces except for tho failure of the Titian blond crop ln Morocco. Real Iasnra of the War, New York Evening Post. To say that Russia Is fighting merely for Ice-freo ports on the Pacific and Japan for an outlet In Corea would be to make a superfli lal analysis of a much greater con tent. The fight Is between eastern and western civilisation a strife that Is trace able to the very beginnings of recorded history. If Japan wins, tho east will have the chanca to reassert Itself and to de velop along national lines. If Russia con quers, tho east generally will sink to the position of vassal and customer of the west. Pensions fo Railroad Employes. Philadelphia Press. Railway papers report that the plan adopted about three years ago by the Penn sylvania and tho Chicago & Northwestern of pensioning superannuated employes has proved so satisfactory that It Is spreading rapidly. The details vary somewhat ln dmerent companies, but ln general tna pension is based on a fixed percentage of tha monthly wages received multiplied by the number of years In tho service. Like government pensions, the amount yielded Is In no case large enough to support the retired employe ln luxury, but It Is suffi cient to insure him against actual want. SECULAR SHOTS AT THE PO.PIT, Chicago Post: Evidently Rer. R. C. FI1- llnghaifi of England has taken advantage of hostilities ln the far east to get Into ac tion with Bishop Potter once more. How we Christians do love one another! 6t. Louis Globe-Democrat: Dowle la en Joying himself ln his customary manner ln Australia. A mob of 5.0QU people chased him out of his hotel. Australia doesn't see the humorous fcitle of things like they do ln New York. Bt Louis Republic: New York clergymen question "whether there Is enough love ln modern marriages." Frequently there Is more than one affection, and consequently too much love and yet not enough. So, while the clergymen are wrong, they are quite right. Boston Transcript: Not by smiting them with a parody of a psalm, denouncing this "restless reespoot of sin, breeding only ths soul-parching fever of gain" not thus may a Chicago pastor help to crush the trusts, but only by thinking out a means whereby the energy and activity that directs tha trusts may be converted from a mixture of Kood and evil to an unmixed benefit to humanity. It Is easy to berate, difficult to correct abuses. Chicago Chronicle: Rer. Dr. C. M. Co- bern of St. James' Methodist church has been sending out to everybody for an an swer to this question: "If you had your life to live over again what changes would you make?" From a law student at the Univer sity of Chicago he received this reply: "I would read only dime novels aud select portions of the Old Testament, would smoke only cigarettes and would drink no beer, but whisky only." He must be one of the "abaont-mlnded students" Dr. I tar. per complains of. I'FHSOHAL, AHn OTHERWISE. It Is a wtse bear that knows enough to keep out of deep water. As a fighting proposition the yellow peril" la not as yellow as It Is painted. The wonder is that Colorado polities could produce a Bhafroth and put hlra tn the wrong pew. "Ye that havs tears to shed" for the Japs "prepare to shed them now." Orand Duke Boris Is rushbig to the front. Twenty-two Japanese students ln Co lumbia, university protst ag-Jnst serving Charlotte mane and Kvu.il an tea ln the college restaurant. Very little stirring war news will be had for a few weeks. The status quo will be maintained until Richard Harding Davis reaches tbe firing Hue, Srundard Oil shareholders are feltng the horrid linen of poverty. The March divi dend will be only H6, against (X last year. And Ida Larbell will not subside.. It la a mistake to suppose that all ground hogs ducked on the id of Febru ary. f-Ver&l eminent member of ths trl!e are abroad on Asiatlo territory. Miss Hunan B. Anthony admits she Is Si She celebrated the anniversary a few days ago and demonstrated that It Is possible for the never-weds to be happy occasion ally. Ohio, and Missouri each report the pass ing of "an Inveterats smoker,1 one at ths rlpa age of U2, the other at 1(0. "Old fatiiiloned winter" seems particularly hard on umoked hams. Io you rtriralr the Maine? St, Louis reports iihout winking the other eye that remains of the warship will t-e hauled from Havana to tha fair grounds. But what baa patriotism 10 do with kicking anyhow? Four million pro tiikt-ta will be pro vided by the St. Louis fair. Each ticket will be an "open sfcoams" to everything hot aud cold, on the pike. Applicants eao- "ot roma In person any too soon to suit lite management. When you read thrilling war new. from Corean ports. It Is well to remember that ! the Corean fad Is to own forty different kinds of hats. As an "Innocent bystander-' the Corean has ample provocation for working Ms hendwear to the limit. Major Oeneral Wheeler, Roar Admtr.il Howies, Captain Hobson nnd the staff the Leavenworth War college agreu o the proposition that the Japs have ItusM.i "licked to a finish." The refusal of the Russians to accept the decision of the experts and sue for peace furnishes an appalling meusurs of Romanoff obtuse novltskl. DOMESTIC PI-EASASTniES. Tt m May Pechls Is certainly what you tt.Ittht call a "klssublB" girl. Dick KIssahlaT Why. man sllre, she's positively edible. Philadelphia iTnss. Mrs. Snobhs I want a alrl accustomed, to being employed ln the best families. Agent l v got Just tho girl you want Phe was employed In seven of the best families lajt mouth. Brooklyn Llfo. Girl With tha Olhnn CMr-l Ma.r.lrT'A, the first person I ever heard say that young Mr. IIIgRlnslde Is clannish. nirl with the Julln Marlowe Dimple 1 didn't sny he was clannish. I said he was t lainmlsh. Chicago Tribune. Junior Does Man,tl liu. ,, m,,. ...,. of votirs? Senior N'O. snn aet bee fatm rlh, ...In.) lt from tho start. Yale Record. A woman Is alwavs secrntlv ttao,,rmiTita,t when her husband tells her that she Is the only woman he ever thought he loved. She, would rather think that shr. hat wrested mm iron a score or more or lovely rivals. Komervlllo Journal. 'These, deceitful women uni mn rlrftsin. Ions," siiltl Miss Pnssay. "As for roe, I was never afraid to tell what my aga was." "No woman." renlled Miss Wlw "t m afraid to tell what Kor aga was." Philadel phia Press. He klssrd her hand. She smiled. "Am T to Infer that roti hurt no settled Income?" she asked. "Why should you Infer that?" "Because you Soem to have a sort nt hand-to-mouth way of doing things." Then he klsseu her again. Clevtland Plain Dealer. "It seems to me." observed the mnrrtail man at ths "onion social," 'It Is taking those young chaps ln the other room a long time to una out which girl ota ths onion." "That's the Joke of lt," replied the elderly maiden. 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Therej Halo off&fijf a.clion about SffiRIMH wa Aperf ed rubjHtute forhard coalataion Finemabebura VidorYhite C6aJCo.l605FarnamTeU?i selves that they would fool the yming men, and not one of them has eaten any onion , Trlb"n TllK LOU OP UfB. W 11. Nellt In, Chicago Tribune. Now, you set sail and I set sail upon ths sea of life And times there sra, when comes a gale that cuts us like a knlfs. 1 When comes a blast that shudders past and shrivels up our souls It blows from off the barren rocks wheia sorrow spreads her shonla. Where bitterly the billows break and chat ter of dnfeat: Long after wa have struggled by their echoes hoarsely beet. Some of us sail but where the sea In stiver srray Is curled: Borne of us beat beyond the rim that bounds the rounding world; Some of us ride upon ths tide that in ths moonlight glooms And sighs of prana nnd happiness within the port of dreams; And some go blindly up and down across the silent sea To find the vanished harbor In the land of used-to-be. 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