THE OMAHA DAILY HEE: THUKHDAY, FERTUTAKY 11, 1904.""" fl Tire Omaha Daily Bee. E. ROflftWATF.R. EDITOR. rVBUSHED EVERT MdRNINO. TERMS OF SIHSCRIPTION. pttlly Bee (without Sunday), One Yearit no Dally lut, and Sunday, One Vear JO" Illustrated lice One Year f '' Sunday life. One Year Saturday Hnf, (jne Year J Twentieth Century Farmer. One Year.. l.W DELIVERED UY CARRIER. Pally Ree (without Sunday), per copy.. 2e Ially Res (without flunda 1. Ir wek...J'-C Dally Bee (Including Hundny), per week.l.c flnnday Uee. per copy Evening Uee (without Sunday), per week 60 Evening Bee (Including Sunday). pT jpeek loc I'omplnlntV'nf 'in-egiibirity In delivery should be addressed to City Circulation De partment. OFFICES. ' Omaha The Dee Uullding. South Crniahii-nty Hall Building, TWen-ty-flfth and M street. . Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. Chicago 1640 Vnlty Building. New York ZCT Park Row Building. Washington Ml Fourteenth street. CORRESPONDENCE. 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Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of January. was as fo'.'ows. 1 2!.20 17 SMMOO S ....ft0.ftSO 18 2K,T10 t 2T.140 19 v.2H.fnO ao.no an 20.400 E 2O.T0O n 2M,7:tO 6 20.510 12 2H.TT0 T SHI.740 23 21.OBO 20,4.10 24 26,225 2,420 25 ....2S,270 10 20,705 26 2O.OM0 11 2H.070 27 2O.430 13 2H.1I20 28 2D.170 11 2,4!IO 28 2H,7(M 14 2K.WOO 30 2,OI0 15 .'. .31( 31 2(1,205 14 20,170 w;i,i3.i Less unsold and returned copies.... W.H47 Net total sale rs3,on Net average rales H.llia OEO. B. TZSCjrV'-K. Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before ms this 3d day of February, A. D. JM. M. B. HUNOATK, (Seal.) Notary Public. In J. B. DltiHinore to be the Ed llocli of Nebraska? . . . , The council committee uu paving la divided by the rulo of three. Ilusslnn putrlotlsm does not evidently extend to itmlntiilnliih' prices on the stock market., i Secretary Hay's note to France evi dently expoHed the head of a Sencgntn blfln In the fuel. Russian Irls await the return of the Muscovite HoliKon who sunk the ships la Chemulpo hhrbor. To Judge by the noise it Is making Japan Is sincere In its announced de al re to awakeir' China. Thoughts of The JIague tribunal can not be read between the Hues of the ttar's. declaration of tvar. J; f.Thei United fltates adds Insult to pos sible Injury by sending the training hips to make the IomInicans be good. The Inventory now being taken by the water works company appraisers Is 2-o miles long and from six to twenty- four inches wide. If Russia can contrive to have suffi cient of its army captured early in the war it can bankrupt its enemy by com polling It to feed the prisoners. From present Indications French neu trality bears a strong resemblance to the kind the British exhibited in the early days of the American civil Mar. The American public must prepare itself for some of the hgrrors of war, The magazine writers armed with ko daks are marching to the seat of war. Not satisfied with a reputation as a humorists, J. Adam Bede, the Minne ota congressman, dvsires to be respon sible for a dime juuseum to be managed . by Cole, lounger. With three democratic candidates for mayor in the open field and half a dozen . dark horses In training. South Omaha democrats appear to be as harmonious as Kilkenny rats. It Is a very poor yellow that does not keep a Intgs collection of battleship and naval battle cuts in storage for install taneous use to . substantiate the clulm that it artists are always on the spot The tlty building Inspector promises to be In evidence in the reconstruction of Baltimore's bnsinpRB district lt.im more now. has the chance of a centurv to make a modern and model city on ine rums or its past activity. " Iowa retail grocers want a law enacted that will retiuire all baa-els and ca containing bensiue and gasoline on sale In the Hawkeye state to be painted red. , How the use of red paint will prevent explosions lias not yet been explained. The Real Estate exchange is doing well in keeping up the campaign for tax reform, but the exchange should be reinforced by a taxpayers' league to protect the city and county from tax eaters and lawless raids upon the treasury: . s Eight years ago Nebraska was plus tered all over with New England uioit gages. Now the surplus lu the per tnanent school fund is being Invested lu Massachusetts 34 pw cent state bond 'nd the farmer's surplus on deposit in Nebraska banks Is being loaned to New York aud New England banks. Nebraska retail hardware dealers ha organised and combined to protect the elves gainst illegitimate competition, whatever that may mean. In the mea time the unorganized and uncowblncd users of hardware are left at the tender tuercy of the legitimate and lllegrhmate fiomblaea that ait after their money For many years' Russia and Russia's polity lias boMi the subject of more or Irss debate by miMhists, with the un- srying conclusion that the Muscovite as not kept step with other peoples lu the advance of civilization. No mutter what outward show may have been Hide, the hollowness of the Hussiuii pretense has been proven again and gain. The governing class of the country has put on a thin veneer of ultufe, but the great mass of the popu lation Is still steeped In Ignorance that belongs to the dark ages. Free though't nd free speech are absolutely sup pressed, and iMipular education as we understand the term in America Is in- nown. Serfdom was abolished forty- three years ago by the grandfather or the present cz.ar, but the advance of the condition of the people has been so slight that It may scarcely be said to exist. Not only Is this a source of de cided weakness to the czar's government. but the policy that has been pursued in' callng with other peoples who have been taken Into the empire lsns not been more productive of good. Poland's dis memberment is still easily recalled and desperate efforts by the Itussinn government to stippress the Tollsh na tional feeling are still being made. The fforf to absorb Finland Is more recent, while the course pursued by Russia In Asia has been directly In line with Its ourse In Europe. The treatment of the, Jews Is another evidence of the unhealthy conditions of the czar's do mains Internally. It is Impossible that a patriotic na tional feeling can exist under such clr- umstances. Ixwe of country is unknown in Kussla, and the assertions of the official press of St. Petersburg that 1.10,000.000 of Russian hearts are beat ing in unison with indignation at the Japanese course Is simply rubbish. More than half the entire population of liusNla may be Bafely counted as op posed to the government and held In ubjectlon by force. The army Is an rmy of conscripts, not of patriots, and Is oIHcered by a governing class hav ing nothing in common wjth the rank nd file, , . On the contrary, Japan is entitled to place among the enlightened nations of the earth. Its government Is con- tltutlonal, its parliament being elected by a poiHiIar vote, with a manhood franchise, and Its people are united as they never were before. The numeri- al odds are all in favor of Russia, but the advantage of morale in fighting forces and popular support Is entirely on the side of Japan In the present war. LCSSOfIS VF THE DALTlMOltr FIX. The most Impressive lesson of the Baltimore fire is that the best fire fight ing apparatus and the best organized fcyree of fire fighters can make very little headway against a general conflagration even when the supply of water Is abun dant, . More . than 100 flro companies, equipped with the most modern tire ex tinguishing apparatus and commanded by experienced tire chiefs, wero unable to cope with the tire until It had very nearly worn Itself out. The Baltimore tire has also furnished a - valuable practical test of fire-proof construction. It has shown conclusively that there is a wide line of demarkation between genuine lire-proof construction and sham fire-proof construction. The few really tire-proof structures and all the vaults properly constructed with stood the terrible heat blast, while sham fire-proo buildings melted down like snow on a hot day. The owners of buildings who want to get the largest income out of their money frequently delude themselves with the idea that a veneering of stone or terra cotta on the outside of a build ing and the use of fire-tile partitions and tiling resting on wooden Joists covered by board flooring will resist fire Just as well as a solid wall, steel-beam building carrying steel Joists and concrete arches. This notion has been exploded by the Baltimore fire, as It had by destructive fires in other cities. So-called semi-fire proof construction Is very little better In a great fire than regular fire-trap con Btructlon. In other words, a fire-proof building must be built of fire proof ma terlal from the basement to the top of the roof, inside and out Another lesson of the Baltimore fire Is the Imperative necessity for a system of underground conduits for all tele graph, telephone and electric light wires. and the substitution of the underground for the overhead trolley, at least In the business center, and particularly on nar row streets. THt 8 Jit TU VOMISUO 'I HUVHI.K. Insurrection has prevailed for some time In Santo Domingo and the situation ha 8 Imperilled foreign Interests, which It appears look to our government for protection. The condition of affairs has been under consideration at Washington and Jbe recent shooting by the insur gents of an American Bailor has of course Intensified interest In the sltua tion, since It culls for action on the part of the government looking to reparation, The Navy department hus ordered cruisers to Dominican waters, but Just how reparation is to be obtained has uot yet been determined. Meanwhile it Is stated that the German government has nearly reached the limit of its pa tleuce iu deullng with Sunto Domingo aud the British and French governments show equal impatience with affairs there. The Interests of their citizens in the Island are suffering aud those gov ernments feel thut the United States is not meeting the obligations placed upon It by the Monroe doctrine, though It is not quite apparent how that doctrine ap plies to the case. Manifestly, however, something will have to be done by our government to restore peace and order lu Santo Do- mlugo, or foreign governments will take steps to protect the interests of their citizens there which might prove Irrita ting. It has Ihh'u suggested that the Uulted States estubllsh a protectorate over Bauto Domingo and undoubtedly some of the people of the Island, particu larly the foreign element, would wel come this, but such a course would be of questionable expediency. It has also been urged that we should annex the Island, but this is hardly to be taken seriously. AVe have already qnlte enough possessions of this kind. The Dominicans are certainly in need of some vigorous discipline and this we may 'have to give them, but we have no use for their country as a part of our territory. ASKina PHUTtcTion fur chisa. The attitude of the United States in regard to China was stated nearly four years ago in the note of our govern ment to the lowers, at the time of the liwxer outbreak, urging that the ter ritorial integrity of the Chinese eiypire should be preserved. The position then taken by the United States wus ucqui esced in by the powers, though rather reluctantly on the part of some of them, and undoubtedly suved Chlmi from a urge loss of territory and possible dis memberment. It averted, complications and smoothed the way to negotiations which resulted satisfactorily to all the nations concerned. With the opening of hostilities in the Tar east our government has again ap pealed to the powers in behalf of China, urging that the neutrality and Integ rity of that empire be recognized by Russia aud Japan. This timely action Is likely, it Is said, to be favorably con sidered by the jtowerS addressed and if so may exert a considerable Influence upon the nations at war, Russia par ticularly. It is well understood that the aim of that power is not only to keep us noiu upon aiancnuria, Dut to extenu Its territorial domination in China and it is not to be doubted that it will en deavor to do this if successful in the war, unless Interfered with by other powers. As to Japan there is no reason to believe that she has any' desire for the acquisition of Chinese territory. She wanted it after her war with China and was not permitted to have it and Japan now fully understands that she cannot absorb Chinese territory. Her purpose in making war is to dislodge Russia from Manchuria and to safe guard her Interests in Corea, imperilled by the presence of Russia in the Chl neso province. Hence Japan will doubt less readily agree to recognize the neti- rolity aud integrity of China. As to Russia, however, pressure may be neces sary and tills Is contemplated in the note of our government asking the pow- rs to Join in notifying the hostile na tions that the neutrality of China and Its territorial integrity must be recog nized. If the powers should accede to this suggestion the effect upon Russia would undoubtedly be somewhot depressing, even should it not go so fur as to apply to Manchuria. If it embraces that ter ritory the effect of the acquiescence of tfie powers nddressod by the United States would be to cause Russia to feel that she would be loser whatever the outcome of the war, for if not per mitted to control Manchuria and make it absolutely Russian territory there would be nothing for her in victory but such money indemnity as she might ob tain from Japan. The action Of our State department will be heartily approved by the Ameri can people nnd if it shall have the re sult hoped for will be another signal dlplomntic success for this country. It Is said that It contemplates restrict ing hostilities to the far east and as it is undersfood that all the European powers desire this, it would seem the American note should commend, itself to their favor. The response of the powers will be awaited with 'world wide interest. The Ink had scarcely dried on the ordinance by which the city taxes were Increased (50 per cent over last year when the reign of extravagance and wastefulness, stimulated by the prospect of n large surplus in the city treasury, broke loose in the shape of increased clerical salaries and orders for addi tional electric lamps and gas lamps. It Is safe to predict that this gait will be kepf up from now on to the end of the year, even if a big overlap is to lie created again nnd another issue of re funding bonds should be forced upon the city. The bond of cympathy becomes more evident. Following Mr. Bryan's de cision not to discuss presidential possi bilities comes the demand of the leader of Tumrnany that the New York dele gation ' to the national convention go unlnstructed. The star-eyed goddess again demands attention from the sage of Louisville. Why not put an end to the Jangle over paving specifications by allowing every contractor to make his own speci fications, appoint his own inspectors, make Ills own measurements, certify to his own vouchers, issue his, own war rants and make it imperative on the treasurer to cash these warrants at sight Mornlnif Calm Storm Rent. Detroit Free Press. If Corea k Is provided with such a thing as a cyclone cave, now Is the time for its people to crawl In and arrange for under ground housekeeping. Was Some Solon Slighted. Chicago Post. The Iowa legislature has under consid eration another anti-railway pats bill. And we may safely hazard the guess that It Is as much anti-pass now as It ever will be. Standard Oellahts. New York World. Standard OH Is said to have cornered sbt'stos. There are two sorts of things Mr. Rockefeller delights to monopolism those that will burn and thoie that won't. ' They Onht to Know. Chicago Chronicle. Some people are exprrs-lng horror at the reoiwnlng of the Iroquois theater as a r'ay holme. But so far as safety in couo med it ought after alteration to be the safest theater in the city. It le known now ex actly what Is needed to make it safe, said that Is more than can be said of any other theater. The proprietors will not trust to the building commissioner and Inspectors the next time. Symptom of Relarnlna Sanity, Washington Post. Pome eminent democratic leaders have about decided to quit looking tor some republican who can defeat' President Roosevelt for the nomination and will try to find some democrat who can be nomi nated over Bryan's protest. Sla-alflpant Incident. Springfield Republican. Porto Rico was pushed along another step toward statehood in the American union yesterday in the house, when Its deleg-ate wus put upon the same footing as delegates from the regular organized territories and admitted to a voice In the house proceedings. The unanimity and heartiness with which this was done are of great significance. The Idea of grafting a colonial system onto the republic ta evi dently not growing In popularity at Wash ington. Rainbow t'haslnsj In the West. Philadelphia Record. There are not wanting Indications that the democrats of New York will not be able to agree upon any citizen of that state as their unanimous choice for the presidency. In that event It will be wise policy to look elsewhere. There Is no dearth of suitable presidential timber outside the Empire State. As New York will undoubtedly fur nish the republican standard-bearer, it may be a point of desirable strategy to select a strong democratic candidate from one of the western states. Roosevelt Is Not m. Quitter. Baltimore American. The country will receive with pleasure tho assurance that Theodore Roosevelt has not turned "quitter;" that he Is still the capable and determined antagonist of capi tal In hurtful and restrictive combinations. Thit he Is the man the country wants and needs at this time. Proof that Mr. Roosevelt Is that man will inure to his own and his party's advantage In the ap proaching contest; but what a narrow es cape the president had from fatal Injury at the hands of fool friends! I.ooklnK for a Scrap, Portland Oregonlan. "Fighting Bob" Evans Informs the Navy department that the worst drawback to discipline In his command has been the ex cessive use of alcoholic drinks. To remedy this he recommends the establishment of canteens In the navy, where beer and light wines may be sold 1 to the men. Evans was always credited with a strong desire to stir up a row, and with this suggestion he will probably succeed. There are large numbers of people throughout the land who are so well equipped with misinformation and immature knowledge regarding the sailor and the soldier that they will be shocked by the proposal, and they will proceed to communicate the shock to the department. , The loudest complaint regard ing sailor abuses Is always heard from those who know nothing of ships and the sea. The protests against the canteen have likewise emanated from people whose knowledge of spirituous liquors Is gener ally confined to unexplalnable dislike for them, notwithstanding their usefulness un der certain conditions. IV THE JAPS LOSE. Capture Stricken from the Leslcoa of the Kavy, London Mall. Despite the tessot"of the Boer war, the Japanese did very W open order and ex tended formation work In their last maneu vers, but operated It?' solid masses as trim and right angled as. though slipped with a spirit level. When Field Marshal Marquis Yamgata was asked if Japan would not change its field tactics to suit the con ditions of modern fighting, he replied: "Japan will reveal its tactics in battle. Be sure that they will be those necessary to Insure victory." This was not the self-confidence of the unbeaten warrior, hut the expression of the only spirit Japan knows, for it never con siders defeat even as a gemote possibility. On the sea officers and men are spoiling for a fight. From the crews of the huge Mlkasa and Its sister battle ships down to the men on such craft as the Whlte-naped Crane and the Dragon's lamp- torpedo destroyers they are swearing by every ancestor that, If let loose, they will sink or capture each consonantly named Russian warship In the Pacific, And do they not contemplate a possible defeat? Yes, bat capture no. Never will a Japanese ship, high or low, go Into port a prize. When the turrets are Jammed and the big guns dumb, when the screws are still and all defense Is dead and done, the men chosen by lot before the beginning of action will from their station in the heart of the ship perform "the last full measure of de votion" In exploding the magazines, and the slxteen-petaled chrysanthemum on the im perlal standard will go deep down in a welter of blood and steam and smoke till, "streaked with ash and sleeked with oil, the lukewarm whirlpools close." KISSIA AS A NAVAL POWER. hips Poorly Manned by Country I.ads Tbrouah Conscript System. Cassler's Magazine. An officer admitted to the writer, when visiting on board a Russian battleship re cently, that a large proportion of the men are not sailors, but agricultural laborers drawn- from Inland districts by the con scriptlve system. They enter as young men not, to be noted, as boys and serve from five to seven years, and are then passed into the reserve for a further period of eight to ten years. From the fact that these men come from inland provinces it follows that they have not the love of the sea in their veins, and from the fact that Rusulals not an industrial nation, it also follows that few of these men have any mechanical knowledge. Consequently the navy la manned with the roughest material, men who have to learn everything and un learn a great deal. ' ' It is said that the standard of gunnery is good, hut as no records of any kind are published and the ships in Europe are In full commission for only about half the J year, and most of the ships In the far east have been commissioned comparatively re cently, such assurances must be received with reservation. No doubt the men pos sess a high standard of courage and Iron nerves, but these qualities in modern naval war cannot take the place of continuous war training, winter and summer, which is the program of the British and American and German fleets. Russia has the ships, it is building more of them, and It has a personnel of 65,064. In cluding many well trained officers of good attainments, but what the fleet really rep resents In naval power is a problem which only war can solve. It may be that It will be found, as seems probable, that while the Russian authorities have been able to add to the size of the fleet with marvelous rapidity, they have been unable to supply trained men. In these days, especially where the aid of foreign yards Is Involved, It la possible to obtain ships at short notice, but trained officers and men cannot be so quickly supplied. I'nder the circumstances in which the Russian fleet has been created there Is con sequently good cause to wonder whether It wllll prove In action as formidable as it appears on paper. ROOSEVELT ANO KEDRASKA. Stuart Ledger: Nebraska Is solid for Roosevelt. - Rutte Qasotte: Roosevelt and Webster will suit Nebraska republicans. Arcadia Champion: Don't go to getting fussy. Roosevelt will be safely nominated and triumphantly elected ere the dawn of 19H5. North Platte Tribune: The Webster boom for the vice presidency Apparently needs a little more enthusiasm to keep tt sufficiently high In the air to avoid the knobs of opposition which are springing up. Kearney Hub: Ex-Senntor Thurston Is credited with the remark that "Roosevelt is a man whom everybody Is for. but whom nobody wants." If the people of Nebraska were taking Mr. Thurston se riously these days they would probably take this lemnrk very much to heart. Kearney Hub: The temper of Buffalo county republicans, as Indicated In the draft of a constitution adopted by the Roosevelt club, will not permit of any trifling with the president's candidacy, and It Is also truo that this sentiment prevails throughout the entire state. There Is a mlshty earnestness nbout the Roosevelt sentiment such as has never before been witnessed In Nebraska preceding a na tional convention. Johnson County Journal (dem.): About forty dyed-ln-the-wool republicans met at the court house Monday evening to or ganize a Roosevelt qlub. We understand that the selection of officers for the club was deferred and the meeting adjourned subject to the call of the chairman. The fever of organizing Roosevelt clubs seems to be more prevnlent In Nebraska than In any state In the union, and this Is said to be caused by the combined work of the federal officeholders, supplemented by the Influence of Governor Mickey. It Is very likely that the name of th club will have to be changed during the summer to the Hanna, Taft or some other club but what's In the name the boys don't care. Nebraska City Tribune: The crocodile has wiped away his tears and Is now ar ranging to eat the victim, boots, spurs and suspenders. For many weary months the popullstlc World-Herald has "viewed with alarm" the probability that the trusts and Wall street promoters of bottomless booms were about to devour Theodore Roosevelt blood raw. The W.-II. has shed copious and . bitter tears that so good and great a man should fall afoul of so untoward a fate but that was Chapter I. Now comes Chapter II. Suddenly the W.-H. observes that the plutocrats and stock Jobbers are all back of Theodore Roosevelt and want him for president, and It Is safe to say that Theodore Roosevelt from now on to election day will receive the full broadside fire of the World-Herald mud battery. Chapter I was promulgated to lay a foundation for Chapter II, which will be Iterated and reiterated through all the ringing changes of the World-Herald Imagination. Rut It won't deceive any bodynot this year. As a copper riveted yellow fake the World-Herlad has long worn the championship belt and no one but "pop" officeholders are subject to Its wiles and perennial deceit. PEHSU3AL NOTES. When young John Rockefeller succeeds to his father's business cares, that Bible class will be expecting pointers on other things than paradise. Little surprise should be excited by the announcement from Cannda that J. P. Morgan Is skillful on snowshoes. There is a difference of only one letter between tho ski-game and the1 skin-game. Emprror William has conferred the title of ' professor on Helnrlch Gruenfeld. tho violoncellist, who was recently in tho United States, and'" has thanked him for the privilege of hearing him play during his recent illness. Miss Mary Belle Flemington of Ellens dale, N. D., the girl who -was selected by James J. Hill to christen the great steamer Dakota at Grotoh, Conn., the other day, is barely 17 years old, but Bhe weighs 1 pounds and stands six feet 2 Inches in her slippers. Sir Graham Berry, who has Just died In England, was the Insplrer of Tennyson'a stirring poem, "The Fleet." He read a paper In lSdrt before the Royal Colonial In stitute, In which he appealed for a strong imperial navy, and a few days afterward Tennyson's poem appeared. Dr. Herr of Lelpslc. Germany, Is In Wash ington. He Is In this country making a study of reform schools and reformatories. After a thorough study of American re form schools he will return to Germany and make a report to the government, using his observations as a basis for recommendations. John Jackson, a fellow of the Royal Geographical society, Is In New York after completing a Journey of 7.000 miles through the leper settlements of India, during which time he mingled with the stricken people and met Miss Mary Reed, the American missionary who has devoted her life to them. A certain congressman from Ohio Is noted by his colleagues for smoking the most villainous brand of stogies it has ever been their hard luck to smell. One ' day last week he made a singularly dry speech, dis cussing the duty on Philippine hemp. After he had talked half an hour a bored member In one of the near seats said disgustedly: "What the dickens does he know about hemp?" "Knows all about," growled the equally disgusted man addressed. "Dod gast him, that's what he smokes." PREVALENT 81 1'JCHSTITIONS. Crednlons People Multiplying; at an Aniline Rate. Philadelphia Public Ledger. An entertaining lecture, delivered the other day In New York by Rev. Dr. Joseph McMahon, on the growth of superstition, would surprise the ordinary reader even by the title, were It not for the evidence which every day is brought to the senses that there Is a wonderful amount of the crudest kind of superstition all around us. We live In a highly organized civilization, and right in the midst of It there Is an other world which, at times as In the case of the Hossey trial, in this city Is brought to the surface and displayed to the wonderment of the public. ( There Is a mysterious child's world which" the modern psychologists and students of Juvenile affairs are now trying to explore with more or less success. It has a totally different logic from ours. In the same way there is a different order of Intellects which cling to the supustltions of dark ages. There Is' something mys terious in the human mind which makes It look beyond itself, and when faith crumbles, as Ir. McMahon says, there are a vast number who go back to something, if only to palmistry, fortune-telling, clair voyance and all the humbug sustained by the cunning technique of Ingenious fraud. Thousands of respectable and presum ably Intelligent people In every city where humbug la supposed to-be dissipated by the white light of intelligence and knowledge have recourse to the advertising fortune tellers. And we all have our mysterious superstitions which we should check and frown upon and never tell about lest the more foolish may be encouraged. How many people disregard wholly the number thirteen or Friday? In the city streets patrlarchlal-looklng scholars fear to count the carriages In a funeral procession and dread to cross between them; nobody spills salt If 11 can be avoided, snd "every col lege girl makes a wish when she secS s load of hay. THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR IS! mm IS 'Mil ffP Absolutely Pure IT IS A MATTER OF HEALTH nOIND ABOIT NEW YORK, Ripples on the Current of Life In the Metropolis. Both the ultra good and the sporting elements of New York are beinjr treated to a continuous surprise by the Tammany government. Affairs are not conducted as the prophets predicted nnd hoped for. Adherents of the rarhlu.rst Idea of gov ernment declared In advrnce that the town would be wide open from the Battery to Harlem. The sports confidently neileved the prophecy would be fulfilled. Both are disappointed the first agreeably so. the latter painfully shocked. Even that stickler for good government. District Attorney Jerome, places the seal of his approval on Tammany. New York Is as nearly closed up as it ever has been or Is ever likely to be. The prophecies of evil so freely mndo before the election have not ben fulfilled. Mr. Jerome was one of the most dismal of the ante-electlon prophets, but now he gracefully admits that he was In error. "There will always be tome gambling In a citylike New York," he says, "but I think we have now reached the Irreducible minimum." There Is consternation In Chinatown and throughout the lower east side because Chuck Conr.ers, mayor of the Mongolian settlement, he announced his positive In tention to quit Now York and move to Jersey. "Hoboken for mine." says Mayor Chuck. "This town Is on the lallapazaa." His honor's disgust assumed Its present acute form when he visited the Arlon ball at Madison Square Garden the other night. That anual event has hitherto been the occasion for the getting together of about all the hllarlousness in town. The fun usually begins at midnight and lasts until the winter sun rises and scares the revelers home. But this year Chuck found It dull. "I went dere," he reports, "and found It as quiet as a strawberry festival In Orange. Dere ain't no more sports nor swells In New York. Dere ain't no more Tenderloin. Me for Hoboken. Me and me bundle (wife) Is going to get a nice little dump over the river and raise chickens." And thus passes from sight one of the Institutions of New York that is, if Chuck really goes. , , A young naval officer returned recently from the Euronean station and brought several odd bits of furniture which he had picked up in a small snop In Portsmouth, England. One of the ptoces was a folding table, antique, and conse quently somewhat vorn. It was much ad mired, and the price he paid for It, .V was considered amazingly small. One day he showed it to a dealer with a request for a valuation of It, and Information as to its age. make, and the like. In tho course of the examination the dealer looked at the under sldo of one of the drawers and found thereon a somewhat blurted paper label. When this was Inspected close to the light these letters were readily dls cernable. They were: "GR-ND RAPID-MICHI " The largest tips paid any place In the world are given In that territory bounded by Thirty-third and Forty-second streets along Broadway and Fifth nvenue. Here the world-wide rulo of 10 per cent on ,the cost of orders Is thrown to the winds. Luncheon parties of two are expected to disgorge at least 30 cents for a tip and 50 cents never surprises a waiter. This prac tice has led to a peculiar Internal condition In the big restaurants and hotels. The waiters are themselves "hold up" by the other attaches. The oyster man must be tipped, the "bus" or extra waiter must have his bit. the chef must be "seen" weekly and the order cook always de mands a share of the spoils. This cuts the waiter'sprofits from tips almost In half. This tipping system operates In an other peculiar way. The proprietors fix wages according to the chances his em ployes have for gratuities. Where tips are high wages are low. The great house of the late W. C. Whitney, on Fifth avenue at Sixty-eight street, optoslto Central Park, was finished about four years ago. It Is one of tho most costly houses In New York City, and contains pictures and furnishings of great value. The music-room in Mr. Whitney's house Is composed of fine, richly carved panels of oak gilt, and was formerly the property of Phoebus U'Albert, Baron de Tours, field Marshal of France and governor of the Guyenne province, who was a chevalier the time of Louis XIV. Ills castle was near Bordeaux; thence the salon, which is the music room In the Whitney residence, was transferred In the time of Louis Philippe to Paris, where it was purchased by Mr. Whitney's agent. The ceiling Is decorated with a large painting, and on the walls are hung costly works of art and rare tapestries. One piece of tapestry by v Ay Makes the hair grow because it is a hair-food. It feeds the hair and the hair grows, that's all there is to it. It stops falling of the hair, also, and keeps the scalp clean and healthy. And it always restores color to gray hair, always, all the rich, healthy gl.OS kettle, AUeracslMe. Bonciil and a pointing by sir Joshua Reynolds are among the prominent pieces. A corridor leads from the music- room to the grand hall, which Is ono of the beau tiful features of the house. This is all antique Inlaid work, and bears the name of the urtlst, "Francisco Orlandlnl, Verona, 15-17," Tills pasxagewaT' Is lighted by antique chandeliers formed out of stag horns and carved metal, and Is furnished with chairs of the time of tho woodwork. Among the works of art which are dis tributed nbout the house are "The Sower," by Millet; "Tho Knitting Qui," by Hopner; a portrait of Ouetano; two large panels by John Ii Farge; a portrait of William do Villers, Vlcomte Grandlsson, by Van Dyck, said by Hermann Schaus of the Bchnus Art gallery to be the highest priced picture ever Imported to this country, and reported to have cost Mr. Whitney Tho receipts of tho New York police pension fund for 1U03 amounted to t. 036,880. The amount disbursed from the-' fund In pensions was $1,075,999, and the refunds for sick pay, fines remitted, and the like, were $20,099. The deficit In the fund amounted to $59,217. This was paid from the capital of the fund, leaving It at $-"-'7,2v2. During the year 193 officers were retired on ponslons aggregating $155,550 annually, and seventy-four widows were placed on tho list At the close of the year there were 1,231 retired officers, 872 widows and 1C1 children on the pension rolls. The not Increase In the fund's an nual liability during the year was $119, irlF, and abnormal growth, due to the numerous retirements ordered by Mayor Low's commissioner. The fund's capital la invested entirely In city and town bonds, except $12,OU0, which Is In West Shore rail road 4 per cent bunds. Mayor McClcllan does not believe that the word "obey" should le used In the marriago ceremony. In officiating at a wedding at the city hall the other day the mayor declined to impose an Injunc tion upon the bride to obey her husband, and after Joining his second pair In wed lock today ho gave his reasons for omitting the "oliey." lie says it is obsolete, Just as obsolete as the other ancient vow. "With all my worldly goods I tliee endow." Neither Is l binding In law. It has been so decided in the English courts. "Of course," said the mayor. "I have no objection to the bride promising eter nal obedience if sho so desires, and wero I requested to Insert the word "obey" I would comply; but I find a remarkable unanimity of opinion the other way." FLASHES OF FIN. "What wo want to do," said one Corean, "Is to remain perfectly neutral." "Yes." answered the other; "that's what we want to do. But the question Is what do tho other people want us to do?" Washington Star. "Major Rye takes a little canter evory morning after tho breakfast." "Yes, and a little decanter every evening after dinner." Princeton Tiger. "Our now company is capitalized at $(0,i OOn.Oin)." Ureal. Let me see your prospectus." "Oh, we haven't got out a prosiectus yet, The er the darned printer wants his pay in advance." Puck. i "A man cannot always expect to be com pensated In proportion to his Individual merits," said the philosopher. "No," answered Senator Sorghum. "SoniV people are lucky enough to live so far away that they can draw twenty or thirty times as much mileage as others." Wash ington Star. "Well, he doesn't have to work hard, that's certain." "How do you know?" "Because he gets a big salary." Dotrolt Free 1'ress. The pessimist thet growls thet he Finds life all dark an' holler, Is nl'ays mighty quick ter see The bright sld of a dollar. Philadelphia Press. LATEST WAR BEl'ORTS. New York Globe. Berlin , . "Pis rumored that Count Muscovtoh Will go to l'umpernlkellch To talk with General HubberneckskL Who will preceed to TchrantkotechskL Tort Said The Russian armored syllable boat, The Bhizea ways ndbattlek In (The ptmngest naval name afloat), Is soon hostilities to begin. The Jh w-deslrover Kekkultrha, Is sailing fur Manchooriu. Toklo , , This afternoon Count Oklahoma, While taking notes from Fujiyama, S iw something through the water slh That seemed n Kiiinn battleship. He's trying to report the same. But no one pronounce the name. Tort Arthur Adnilrnl Hangoff's battleshlpskl. The snlemlid Alexanderlpskl, This morning met itn accident That much expensive damage meant. Her lirst three itylltiblcs exploded Bang didn't know the name was loaded Hair Viqor have used AVer's Hair Vigor, off on, for twenty years. I know it will ill that is claimed for it. and even more." Key. V. C. Hunt, Houston, Texas. color of early life I. O. aver Oe.. LeweU, sfses.