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    THE OMAnA DAILY BEE: SUNDAY. DECEMBER 20, 1003.
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n: UNIONISM AND PARRYISM
Trad Un'ooitt txprsne. She Yiewa cm
Induitriil Qnettion
ECONOMIC PHASES Of THE SUBJECT
Cal'aaa lb Wataral Osteoma f tit
IarUI Bvlatla aad th
Orttnt Helg la Labor'
I l'gwai-4 (travel.
OMAHA, Dae. 11 To th Editor of Th
Bac: In common with other Worklngmen of
Omaha, I read In Th He tha address
aellverad by V. it. Parry of Indianapolis
to tha member of tha Omaha Dustnes
Men'a association at Ita special meeting
Uat weak, and I sssurs you I have been
greatly adlfled by It I am at a loaa to say
which excite my wonder moat, hla 6so
Inta certainty of hla position, or Ma audac
loua perversion of facta. Conceding to Mr.
Parry that peculiar admiration paid by
tha tnaaaea to one who haa tha "courage of
hla convictions," It atll! remalna a deplor
able fact that Mr. Parry haa either not
taken advantage of the axtanaive leiaur
Ms business allow him or ha la so consti
tuted mentally to obtain conclusion
that differ radically from those reached by
other men equally well fitted to deal with
the subject, and having tha same oppor
tunity for obtaining accurate and exact in
formation for a bast of deduction. And
a Mr. Parry I In the minority, It la a
reasonable conclusion that he I wrong.
By thla I do not mean that Mr. Parry
holds vlewe contrary to those of the union
leader of the country, but that he is nt
variance with the best known student and
writer on politico! and social economy.
Mr. Parry opened hi address with some
remarks laudatory of the Omaha Business
Men' association, Intended no doubt to put !
M hearer In good humor with themselves
and th speaker,' and mt -I cannot help
thinking that some broad smile must have
been noticeable among that assemblage as
tha speaker went on to congratulate the
Omaha business men on the outcome . of
last spring's lockout. No on know so
well as tha Omaha bustne man just what
the result of that difficulty really Is, and
v on knows better than he M he is anxious
for another such Derlod of Idleness, with
,lts accompanying and subsequent depres- !
won.
What Mr. Parry proposes. j
' Just at present Mr. Parry Is In advance
of most of his associates, a natural posi
tion for a leader. He Insists that th labor
Union as such must b. uprooted -and de
stroyed absolutely. No compromls will do
htm. It 1 against organised labor 'solely
that be directs his energlec, and, to accom
plish tha undoing of which he Is now neg
lecting his own private affairs. . In ..order
that tha trade union may be wiped out Mr.
Parry propose a union of employer. In
order that the evils of the boycott and th
sympathy strike may be done away with,
Mr.. Parry proposes that the employers
hall adopt ths same methods exactly, only
be doesn't call them by that name. He
proposes that hi union of employer shall
Interchange a Uat of employes they eon
alder untrustworthy, and that they shall
act together In resisting any and all de
mands of labor, whether of union labor or
otherwise. It doesn't require any deep
thought or mlcrosoopks analysis to sea the
affect of th Parry cbmev It, means sim
ply that th worklngman become again
tha vassal of his employer. Just aa much as
waa tha serf th appanage C the soil.
''Individuality" I th burden of th song
of tb Parry, fojlpwer Just, now, and their
Voice are all uplifted In praise of Jhe non
union man and th beauty of their open
hop plan. .One can hardly, blam them,
for the nonunion man has . proven again
and again their best friend, while tha open
hop means tha end of trade unions, for
It defeat th only good they can accom
plish. Ona of th point most strenuously
contended for ia th right of the workman
'to sell his labor for whatever he chooses,
to work a kxng hours a h like, and to
oxerciae hi Individuality in any and all
way. Against this th trad union oppose
tha doocrtno of coUactiv bargaining, under
which each Is governed by exactly similar
primary conditions. It I put forward by
the advocates of the open shop that tha
right of the Individual are abrogated,
(hat th avenues of opportunity are closed
and that ambition and Initiative are throt
tled by the closed shop. What Is alleged
to ba a doctrine of common law Is cited as
supporting 'the right of tha individual to
do what he likes with what Is his own.
It Is doubtful If any principle of common
taw support such a contention In Ita log
ical result, but certainly modern statutory
law doe not.
Right of th ladlvidaaL.
An Individual has a tight to do just What
ha pleases so long as he does not Interfere
with hi neighbor' right to do a he
pleases. When these right overlap there
must ba established a boundary to deter
mine Just how fat each can go. And Just
ss a man Is hampered by law and custom
In other directions, so Is hs hampered In the
deposition of whatever is his own, evan to
hla labor. "The greatest good for the
greatest number" Is the maxim of the
highest civilisation, and no man haa a
right to do anything detrimental to ths In
terest of his fellow men, even to working
for a lees wage or longer hour than other
are willing to accept. The doctrine of "In
dividuality" a presented by the advocate
of th open shop In simply a return to the
conditions out of which trad union grew, a
time when the necessity and not th capa
city of th workman afforded the basl of
th contract for employment. Nothing In
the theory or practice of trade unionism In
terfere with Individual Initiative In any
way except that It la prescribed that a
man may not work longer than a specified
number of hours for a specified sum of
money. This Is established as a maximum
day for a minimum wage. In theory it Is
Intended that a skilled workman shall ba
paid mot than an Incompetent; In prac
tice the employer accepts the minimum
wage a th maximum, and then complain
that he pay a good workman a much a a
poor. He calls the good workman' atten
tion to the fact, but doesn't suggest that
the wafre Should be raised for th good
workman, but that an arrangement be
made whereby the wages of the Inferior
workman may be reduced. That Is sll
there Is to the doctrine of "Individuality."
Valoa Meat Have Risen.
Union men have risen In every walk of
life. They have entered tha learned pro
fessions; they have become authors. Jour
nalists, legislators. Jurists, diplomats and
even "captains of Industry." No one at all
familiar with the fact will seriously charge
that membership In a trade union hampers
the development of Individual capacity.
Mr. Parry asserts, that trade union con
demn thelt member to a perpetual condl
tlon of workers. Thla i not chargeable
to trade unionism, but to business condi
tion. It Is an outgrowth of to economi
cal revolution wrought by th 'Introduc
tion of steam and machinery and th cre
ation of capital and labor as they are
nowaday understood. It 1 lack of capi
tal that prevent the worker from becom
Ing th employer and no condition of "In
dividuality" will remedy this. It was not
different In th day prior to th existence
of trade union and a return to those con
dition I not likely to make tha way any
easier for 'the worklngman. In the army
of th United State every soldier ha
the right to aspire to a commission, but
th rank and (lie remain rank and file,
for all an occasional enlisted than secure
a commission.. So it U wlta th army of
worker.'. '; 'i'-'. i ; ' . $
v Beaeats Dst S .Union, or .
A regard tha 'benefit that M com
to th man who s works ', for ht -living
through th existence ojf rade unions let
me quote from an article by Prof. Walter
A. Wycoff In th October Scrlbner, under
th heading "Som Phase of Trade Union
lam," Prof. Wyooff, discussing tha organ
isation of capital In 'the form of trusts,
conclude that tabor .would b benefited la
a meaaur by such an arrangement, but
goes oni
. While on of the might prove to ba
a greater stability of emnlovment vat
for any Initial Improvement In wages one
nun iioi (oo o ine organization or capi
tal but to the organisation of labor. There
are Individual Instances In abundance In
Which tha economic advantages of hleh
wares have bean recognised by the brains
behind organised capital; but, as a mat
ter of history, labor has secured a better
wage as a result or a long struggle, and
me most -enecuve instrument or the etrug
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Ik iefitfJi fatal itatti'Atfiir
i have been an invalid for threes
years; have tried the different foods
but find that Shredded Wheat Biscuit
Is the only food that I do not tire of
and the only one when used con
stantly that agrees with me."
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J
In England
had first to fight against legal disability
cle has been the trade union
ret to I
endure
nd to endure much ferwoutlon besides.
for It was not until the end of the first
quarter of the nineteenth century tliat
combinations of workins-men were made
lawful there. When this disability had
been removed, stut worklngmen had
gained the legal rlgnt to combine, union
ism was forced to take up the fight
against opposition In a subtler form.
which has lasted to our owu day, and
has been shared by unionism In America,
It Is not often that abstract doctrines
which have been given a practical turn by
their authors become deeply Impressed on
the publlo mind; and yet this rare thing
occurred to dateat the ends of trade un
ionism. Borne of the economists were
teaching and some of them continued to
teach down to the last quarter of the
nineteenth century, that combination
among working people wss powerless to
Improve tbelr condition, because of the
operation of a principle to which they
art tha name of the Wage Fund Theory,
hey explained Ita operation by saying that
here was at any given time a fixed amount
f capital to be distributed as wages, and
that the average wage depended on the
number cf working people among whom
the whole sum was to be divided: so that
If any section of wage earners succeeded
cy means of combination in getting more
than their hre. they Inevitably did so
at ths expense of some other section of
tneir class. Any improvement in me con
dition of wage earners as a whole was
impossible; and. if It were possible to
evade ths wage fund principle, there was
another "natur&l law" whose Inevitable
co-operation with it was certain to pro
duce In the end the eame result. What
known as the principle of population
provided against ny Improvement In th
condition of the wage earners; for, let
them secure a higher wss, and the nat
ural Increase In their numbers following
Upon bettered conditions would soon bring
watres back sgaln to the level of bare
subsistence. Bo general wa the adoption
of these Ideas that Is wns an accepted
conviction among the educated classes
throughout a great part of the nineteenth
century that wage earners were irre
trievably hedged In by the wage fund,
and by the fact of an Increase in their
numbers In response to any improvement
In their conditions. An advance In wages
as any point wss supposed to measure to
farthing a loss or wages at some otner
point, and a conceivable general Increase
of the wage fund from the sources of
?roflt and Interest would Inevltnbly be
nllnwed by an Increasing birth rate
among the workers until the average wns
back again at the level of bare subsistence.
Trade unionism was looked upon st the
best as a blind and rutlle struggle ssrainst
fate: and working people were plBiniy
told that the only possible means within
their power of improving their condition
lay In a volnntary restriction of their
numbers.
This much la quoted to snow irom wnat
conditions labor ha come up since the or
ganisation of worklngmen into unions was
no longer a crime for which Imprisonment
and deportation were th mildest punish
ment.
Faalt of Trad Unions.
MP. Parry asserts that trade unionism is
a most dangerous form of socialism. Com
ing from a less eminent authority, this
assertion would be merely smiled at. It
can hardly be . that Mr. Parry puts any
serious reliance on th specious line of
reasoning by which he reaches this re
markable conclusion. The entire career of
trad unionism from the first to the pres
ent day 1 a direct contradiction to the
assertion, and I wlllxnot devote any apace
to debating th proposition. Inclined a I
am to tha opinion that Mr. Parry simply
threw that part of hla address In aa
makeweight for good measure.
A to tha faults of the trade unions, they
are only too apparent. Many things have
been done by union men that have brought
reproach and obloquy upon them and their
cause; but what form or section of society
ha attained perfection? But It I not true
that all th crime that have been com
mitted dunng . labor disturbance are
chirgaeble to th trade unions. Any auch
weeping charge must lay ht maker open
to suspicion or eitner ignorance or mauce.
Omaha cltliena know this, for In a city
whose population I oomposod so largely
of th working classes, and wher the
worker .are so extensively and thoroughly
organised into Unions, It I impossible that
the oitlsen ha not soms neighbor or. close
acquaintanc who Is a member of a trade
union, tind' therefore know of th quali
fication of th member of trade union
for citizenship. But Prof. Wyckoff has a
word on this point, ' too. After censuring
th trade union for not taking a stronger
stand for the suppression of the disorders
that accompany almost every extensive
strike, he says:
Bo far, however, from being a spirit of
ansreny, wnicn, under certain conditions
Incites trade unionists to lnexcusablu ucts
or violence, it is really a spirit quite the
low an attempt to destroy trade union Is
precipitated, the odium tot it beginning
must rest with David Mo Lean Parry and
the men who blindly listen to his teach
ing. TRADB UNIONIST.
opposite. That Industrial enarehy really
results from unregulated Industry is a faot
Industrial
Miulated li
so completely demonstrated by the history
of the development of capltalbim that it Is
Decome a commonplace. If ono wishes con
temporaneous evidence or Its truth, any
examination of the "sweated" Industrie
win provide it in overwhelming volume.
It must be remembered also that the
trad union have bad to make headway
against Ignorano within the working
classes. Thla I a phase of th question
in employer doe not deal with, it I a
fact easily demonstrated that th newer
and more loosely organised trade union
ar th one that make th moat trouble;
mat tn older and better organised ar
rarely beard from, except as they are
called In to assist th younger In their
struggles, and that th really serious dis
turbance ar generally caused by labor
that baa bo organisation av that of th
mob.
Employers' Organisations.
One thing Mr, Parry said that will b
endorsed by all union men. . H suggested
that tha employer cultivate closer rela
tion with hi men, that hs call them to
gether from time to time and talk wtth
them In regard to th business, ate. Only
good can result - from such a course, for
It will establish a personal relation that
is lost sight of In th present method tt
doing business. Another point I wish to
make Is that th trad unions' will gladly
welcome an organisation of employers, un
less It be organized on th Parry plan
with a deliberate Intent of fomenting
trouble. It 1 far mora convenient for the
union to deal with employer a a body
than a Individual, and the union do not
lay claim to any exclusive right to the
benefit of organization.
Referring again to Prof. Wyckoff ar.
tic!, I find that another phase of "indi
viduality" hss been touched upon, this Um
s it ailect th employsr:
Tho employer or the entrepreneur 1 not
more than human, lie may be dep-nded
uiwn 10 wiow in. line of the least re bit
snce. If tn ths comnattve tr.iu-l wim
otner producers He csn win bv reducing
"s-, w iiiur-min in. nnurs or labor.
or cheapening the conditions of work h
will do so. It rs when he finds himself eon.
rromeo oy an unyielding wall of orgHnlzed
labor and cf labor legislation that will 'not
uqiii or longer nnnis or reduced wages
or unsanitary conditions that his creative
faculties come moot Into play, and he solve
his pruhlsm by ,he better oreantatlon of
ma worn or oy aoominw or Inventing tnv
Droved machinery. If he csn not aolv l
his business passes into the hands of th
man who can. and we have In consequence
a natural selection, not only of the titles'
Isborers. but of th fittest "captains of
This deduction Is not Idyllic, but It I
logical. Resolved to It elemental condition.
th labor problem on pert of the employer
I how little will ha have to pay: on part
or tne laborer, now much can he get.
Labor's Vmm Battle.
For more than a century labor ha bat
tied and sufftred for IU right to organise.
It ba won many victories and has enjoyed
th fruit of thla right, and it I not at
this time willing to surrender and give up
th achievement of year at ths bvhest if
an employers' organisation. It hs estab
lished Itself economically and Industrially,
and ia now a condition and not a dream.
Any proposition that doe not contemplate
thla situation aa it Is. I doomed to failure.
If th effort 1 mad, th trade unions will
meot tha situation Just as they always
have, and will accept their share of re
sponslhlllty for tha outcome; but if the
Industrial warirs that wUl cerululy fol
TABLE AKD KITCHEN
Mean.
BREAKFAST.
Fruit
Cereal. Cream.
Panned Hnm. Cream CJravy.
Corn Pone. Coffee.
LUNCH.
Maoaronl and Cheese.
btewed Tomotoea.
Prune Compote. Almond Bun.
xes.
DINNER.
Vegetable Soup.
Chines Ragout. Boiled Rlc.
String Beans.
Fruit Salad.
Cheei. Wafers.
Coffee.
Recipes.
Cooking tha Chrfstma Oooee Goes
should b at thslr best at Christmas time.
and when In fin condition and cooked "Just
right" there no mora toothsome meat
grown. Choose a goose with ysllow bill
and feet if you deslr a young bird. If
they ar red the fowl I old. The young
goose may also ba told by It whit skin,
brittle wind pit nnd plump breast, and
the web of the foot tears easily.
If your goose Is over a year old It should
be steamed or braised until tender and
may then be placed In th oven uncovered.
dredged with flour and browned.
A green goose (one four month old) may
b roasted without stuffing and is very fine.
Th outside should be very thoroughly
cleansed,' a th greasy skin 1 apt to be
very dirty.
Bom rub th Inside of the goose with a
cut onion and then dust with powdered
sage, salt and pepper, but it is best to
omit onion and sage for th very young
goose. Flatten the creast of th goose oy
placing a heavy weight on the top or cover
with a folded cloth and pound with a rolling
pin.
Potato Stuffing Mash dry boiled potatoes.
seaeon with a small onion grated or chop
ped fine, a spoonful of sage, on teaspoon-
ful of salt, o of pepper and moisten w'.th
melted butter. Stuff am as turkey truss,
place on the roasting rack and if th goose
Is very fat roast an hour without water or
basting, then pour th fat from pan, dredge
th goose with flour, cover wtth slice of
salt, fat pork and when brown bast fre
quently with boiling water, dusting over
with flour after basting. Goose requires
rather more than twenty minute to the
pound In a good oven. When the Joint
will separate readily the goose is done.
Prune and Rica Stuffing Cook a cup of
prune in tha usual way unm nearly
tender. Cook a cup of rice In plenty of
boiling, slightly salted water for five min
utes, then drain dry, then cook tt until
tender In the prune Juice and water enough
to keep the rice from becoming too dry.
When done season with salt, a little cay
enne, and two large tablespoonful of but
ter and stuff rather loosely.
Mixture for Batlng Goose A very good
mixture for basting a goose with potato,
bread or rice stuffing la made s follows:
A teaspoonful of made mustard, dash of
cayenne, quarter teaspoonful of salt, a
large tablespoonful of butter, a teaspoon
ful of vinegar and a cup of hot water.
Chestnut Etufflng-Chestnuts may be
added to the prune and rlco stuffing or
Used In th following mannrt
Peel fifty chestnuts, chop them fin a
possible, put Into a stewpan with two
ounces of butter, half a pound of onusae
meat, a finely tnlnoed onion, a sprig of
parsley minced and a minced cloy of
garlic. Set over the fire and cook ten min
utes. Scald, drain and chop the goose liver
and add to the other mixture and cook
gently, closely covered, for fifteen minu
tes. Stuff tha goose with this mixture and
vhen done rerv with a clear, brown gravy
and fifty more large chestnut cooked in
white wine until tender, but not broken,
seasoning with a little nutmeg or cinna
mon. Use chestnuts for garnish.
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CONTEST
' Blshna Jam Addison Insl of th Pro
testant Episcopal church, ha lust died in
Hankow. China. Hs was ths youngest
bishop In th American church and nad
been In China, Mvsrsl years.
fit. Rev. Thomas Fielding Bcott, th first
bishop of ths Episcopal church in Oresjon,
was elected to that ofllc In 186.1. The fiftieth
anniversary of hi consecration will occur
In Portland en January s next.
Rev. Frank Novak, a Cathollo Driest of
Pittsburg;, has deserted th church of Rom
ana was on Hunaay last oroainea to in
ministry of th Presbyterian church. Hi
will have chanre of ths Slavonlo church at
Presston, a villa- just below MeK.ee'
Rock.
Rev. Jsmes M. Stsfford. who live lust
cross the rivar from Petersburg, Ind.,
preaches, own a ferry (run by hi father).
Invents things, takes out-patent on them
and accumulates worldly riches. Ha is 27
year old and th neighbor tatnk h must
worth fuuo.wo.
"Unci Moses" Downing;, pastor of th
Christian chsrch at. Uloomfleld, Dsvl
county, Ia., haa Just married bis l.Oudth
coudIs. It Is a curious fact thst Rev. Mr.
Downing hss married many of the children
of ths couples whom he Joined In holy wed
lock whent be wa first ordained in th
early 'CO.
Just prior to hla departure for Manila
Archbishop J. J. Harty of fit. Louis left hi
entire fortune, amounting to almost IH.Ouu.
to Ht, Leo's church, th parish in which b
had spent fifteen years. When the arch
bishop started on his journey he took only
enough money to pay Ms passacs and ex-
renefs. H save isls fortune to help con
summate the ambition of his life to see th
church free from debt.
Th vote on the proposition to ehang th
name of th protectant Episcopal churoh to
th Cathollo Church of America la siguift
csnt. The vote agalnet any ehang was:
iilahops, U; clergy. 384; laity, 2,0&. Th
vota in favor of immediate change was:
liiahops, 12; clergy, IMO) laity, U.SU. Th
vote which favored an ultimate change,
but did not desir It at this time, was:
HI. hops. U; clergy, CM; laity, 02, tU.
Rev. Dr. Robert Collyer, ths famous New
York divine, celebrated his 80th birthday
quietly last wek. "I have never been sick
a day in my life," say Dr. Collyer, "and I
has never eatt-n my breakfast In bad.
What Is my reelp for longevity? Live s
natural life, eat what you want and walk
on tn sunny side of the street." Dr. Coll
yer never tires of telling about th day
when he worked at th blacksmith force
snd of his former life as pattor In this city
and else her. Hs hss do patience with
ths idea that ths world is getting worse.
"It is getting better aU the time." aays th
cheerful old optimist. "If it wr not so It
would mean that God had give over ths
world to evil and tt would hardly havs been
worth while for him to have mad It."
W. K. Vanderbllt, Inatead of giving money
to churches near his country place. Idle
Hour, Dong Island, contributed some advice
to the aiipiicaiit for aid when they call J
on him the other day. Ths delegation told
Mr. Vanderbllt that their churches war
heavily In debt and greatly In need of help
to pay current expenses. Ur. Vanderbllt in
quired as to the population of their vlllags
and wa tuld it wa "And bow many
churches sre there in
that llule vllliae cf
good people?" he asked. "Seven." v,as the
ruply. "Well." said Mr. Vsndsrbt'.t. "you
are overburdened with rhuiches. You have
too many ettosethrr for the ) of th
place. I would advise you I redo the
number of rhurcht and cut iown an the
preachers' n'-irle and Inarn to be seif
S'i(purilng Try the sche.oe, snd if you
aon't find thst It oiks rvr.ll 1 woo l cUsjb
yuu for Uile bit of ad.lc,"
There are many people who know too little of the geography of the state which they
lire.
To stimulate an interest in an accurate knowledge of Nebraska towns, The Bee will re
ward those who show that they are familiar with the names of the towns and cities of Ne
braska. .
The "Nebraska Towns" contest will begin with the issue of The Dee of Monday, Decem
ber 21st, and end with the issue of Sunday, December 27th. -
At the head of th6 "Want Ad" pages each day will appear five questions,, the answers
to which may be found hidden in the Want Ads, and each answer will be the name of one
of the towns or cities in the state of Nebraska. The names of these towns and cities will
not necessarily be given as an address at the bottom of an advertisement, nor will they
necessarily be used in designating the town itself. ' ,
AN EXAMPLE: Where did Napoleon meet his final defeat?
The answer, of course, is "Waterloo.". ,
The cuswer might appear in the word "Waterloo" as the signature of the advertise
ment of the Waterloo Creamery Co. It does not matter how the word appears in tiie ad
vertisement as long as it ia the correct answer to the question.
Conditions of the contest:
At the top of a sheet of paper write your name and address. In case you should use
more than one sheet, write your name and address at the top of each separate sheet. Then
write out( the question as it appears in the paper and paste below the Want Ad, clipped
from the paper containing the name of the town which constitutes the answer. Underline
the name of the town.
Do the same with the second question, and so on until you have completed the thirty
five questions which will appear daring the week.
The person giving the greatest number of correct answers will receive first prize. The
person having next nearest number, the second prize, etc. ;
In case of a "tie," the person sending in answer first, as shown by postmark on the en
velope, will be given the preference,
AH answers must be sent by mail, and no answers will be considered which. are mailed
later -than Monday, December 28. . .'.,..
No one connected with The Bee Publishing Company will be allowed to compete for a
prize.
Do not send in your answers until the end of the contest.
Address, Bee Wont Ad Department, Omaha, Neb.
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