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V Jf, 15 ats,a.4 16 XStftiO Total 21 aojtnn 22 80,7H 23 8H.T15 24 SSrHStO 25 21) .(KM) 26 JU,17( 27 31,109 28 31.11W 29 3,04IO 30...... 40.R50 31 3,8H8 ..032,(120 Ieas unsold and returned copies.... 10,26s) Vet Inlnl ante HrjJHIl Net Vfim trn ma lui . GEORGE B. TZSCHCCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to tore me mis in uay or October, A. u., wo more weeits or trie active root nj season. Watch the casualty lint This is the time of the year when Tax Commissioner Fleming Is not envied of bis Job. Politics Las been shelved now for a few months at least. All together then for the progress and prosperity of Omaha and Nebraska. Iteally, the AVorld-lIeruld would much rather be In a position to keep telling the public "I told you so" than to wage a successful campaign for Its own candl dates. Another reason why the extra session of congress is not more popular with the members is that the congressman's pay is the same whether he spends his time in Washington or at home. Complaint is made of the pirating of American trade marks by Japanese manufacturers. The Japs are' known among their neighbors as the "Yankees of the east," and they are learning fast. As the lono democratic congressman from Nebraska the new member from tho Second district should cut a wide swath in the democratic house caucus whether ho gets Into- the Congressional Record or not To arrest a prize fighter on a charge of vagrancy is an insult which should be resented by the fraternity. As if prize fighting were not a legitimate occupation so long as the dear public is willing to have its pockets tapped at the box office. Any cheap grafter who wants notoriety can easily get it by. making a confession that be was a sido partner with Pat Crowe in the famous Cudahy k'kluap ing. People hereabouts, however, will pretend they are from Missouri and in sist on being shown. After a careful Investigation of the costly plumbing at the county hospital the committee of experts reports that the county was uot cheated on the work for which it 1ms paid fancy prices, but that the plumbing, ought to bo torn out and new plumbing put in. Treason! Trensonr The World-Herald prints a communication which says: "As to John O. Yeiser, no particular signifi cance is to le' attached to his defeat." If Yelser's defeat Js not the worst set back encountered by the Goddess of Re form in many moons itrWlll take three supremo court reports" to convince Mr. Yelser differently. When the democrats in congress have to go to Mississippi for a floor leader Jn the houHu they confess to a doleful dearth of eligible timber in their ranks. Think of the democracy of this country following the leadership of Mississippi, the pioneer In negro disfranchisement and tho seat of densest ignorance and illiteracy umong both whites and blacks! The opposition press said Just as mean things about President McKlnley, when ho was alive, ns they are now saying about President Roosevelt. When they try to draw Invidious comparisons be tween the two it will be well to recall their vicious onslaughts upon McKlnley. and to remember that McKlnley, if alive, would still be the target for their poison shafts. , In the unanimous selection by the re publican cancus of the Hon. Joseph O. Cannon of Illinois as speaker of the house of representatives Tho Ree finds Ilul gratification. The Ree waa the first newspaper of prominence to cham liou the candidacy of Mr. Cannon for the speakership as soon as it became known that Speaker Hendrou would fust be at'ola hi lino for that honor. Tat MctTina of ctwuntas, The fifty-eighth congress will meet In extra session today in accordance with the proclamation of the president. It is the understanding that the message, which will be communicated to both nouses tomorrow, will be confined to recommending the necessary action to give effect to the reciprocity treaty with Cuba, alrendy rstliled by the senate. Rut while this will be tho chief subject of consideration at the extra session it will not necessarily be the only one. There is likely, for instance, to be some attention given to the Panama situation, Senator Morgan and ether advocates. .of the Nicaragua route being pretty sure to have something to say concerning the change in conditions which appears to assure the construction of the Panama canal by the United States. As to the tariff and the currency it is settled that the republicans will not consider at this session any repositions relating to those questions, though it Is expected that the democrats will discuss the tariff in connection with consideration of the reciprocity treaty. It seems to be practically arranged that there will be no Issue or contro versy between the senate and house as to tne method of procedure on the treaty. It is the understanding that whatever form the house shall decide upon will be accepted by the senate and the Indications are that there will be no great delay, so far as the house Is con cerned, in disposing of the treaty. In his speech to the republican caucus which nominated him for the speaker ship Mr. Cannon undoubtedly voiced the sentiment of the house republicans in saying that "our policy should be to con slder and enact proper legislation cover ing the convention for reciprocal trade between Cuba and the United States," so that it is safe to assume that not much time will be occupied by the house In passing the required legislation. In the senate a prolonged discussion Is not unlikely, some senators having ex pressed the opinion that the whole tariff question will be opened by the Cuban measure and that it will be well into the regular session before action on the matter is taken ny tne senate. As to the treaty, it may be of interest to state that it provides that all of Cuba's exports may enter the United Mates at a reduction of 20 per cent from the present rates of duty. Tho Lnlted States exporters are to enjoy the same percentage of reduction on goods going into Cuba, with reductions of 23, 30 and 40 per cent on certain classes of articles. The larger discounts are on machinery of varfous kinds, manufac tures of steel, whiskies, and brandies, manufactures of cotton and' knitted goods and a number of other articles. The president of the United States is authorized to proclaim the existence of the new rates as soon as congress takes tho necessary action to make them operative. ' ' hah if a and m rniaiDicycY. The signal victory achieved by' the re publicans of Ohio in the late election, under the leadership of Senator llanua, gave opportunity to the 'opponents of President Roosevelt to attempt to create a presidential boom for Mr. Hanna. It is needless to say that they had not the slightest reason to think that the at tempt would be approved or counte nanced by the Ohio senator, knowing as they did that he had repeatedly de clared that' he was not seeking nomina tion for the presidency and that he had pronounced unqualifiedly in favor of the nomination of Mr. Roosevelt by the next republican national convention. Again Mr. Hanna has stated In the most definite and positive terms that he is not a candidate for the presidency and tho Cleveland Leader, which en joys the confidence of the senator to a greater degree than any other news paper and therefore may fairly be as sumed to speak with authority, says: "While Mr. Hanna may be pleased by this expression of confidence In him and he would be more than human if he were not pleased it may be accepted ss the solemn truth that he has done nothing to encourage the exulerance of his friends and admirers. On the otlier hand, he has discouraged the talk con necting his name with the presidency. There is no reason, moreover, to believe that he will, by word or ,act, do any thing to put himself In the place which is now almost universally conceded to Theodore Roosevelt as the leader of his party in next year's campaign." After referring to the persistent attempt that has leen made to array Mr. Roosevelt gainst Mr. Hanna the Leader adds: Mr. Roosevelt aecms to be absolutely I assured of the nomination as his own successor. Nothing, apparently, can de feat his nomination. Nobodv who nows Mark Hanna has ever questioned his word. If, as is generally under stood, he has given even a tacit pledge to Iheodore Roosevelt not to seek the presidential nomination, that pledge will be kept That may be depended upon." As we have heretofore said, no greater injustice could be 'done Mr. Hanna than to Imply that he may not be sincere in declaring that he is not seeking a presi dential nomination and in his public expressions favorable to the, candidacy of President Roosevelt... The 'Washing- ton correspondent of the Philadelphia Ledger says that uo republican of prom- neuco who has spoken on the fcubject believes for a moment that .there will be serious opposition to the nomination of Roosevelt, or that any other name will be presented to the convention. And It is not to be doubted that Senator Hanna will be among the most earnest upporters of the president in the next republican national Convention. It is not to be expected that the scram ble tor supreme court commUslonershlp vacancies is to be as intense now as it formerly was. Under the new law passed by the last Nebraska legislature, extending the terms f the commission ers, sir of them were to be appointed for ouljr one jcaf and three fur two years, and the rntlre commission to fx plre by limitation in 1SKC, unless the legislature comes to the rescue agalu. The privilege' of wearing the title of Judge for the rest of their days will 1m worth more than the emoluments of the position for appointees who can draw their pay only from now until next April. ' THC ILLISUIS DCCifWX. Attorneys for the railroads involved In the litigation brought to test the right of the city of Omaha to make an independ cut assessment of railroad property within the city's Jurisdiction for munld pal taxation are putting great faith In a decision very recently handed down by the supreme court of Illinois, upholding the plan of tax evasion by a pretended distribution of terminal values as prac ticed in that state. Whether the consti tution of Illinois is as expjlclt as the con stitution of Nebraska regarding uniform ity of valuation and taxation in each taxing district, we are not satisfactorily informed, but a reading of the Nebraska constitution ought to convince anyone that the intention of its framers was to provide against discrimination as be tween taxpayers without respect to the corporate character of the owners or the kind of property taxed. If tho decision of the Illinois supremo court can be twisted into an endorsement of whole sale railroad tax-shirking it ought not to be followed by any other court, but ought to bo rejected at once as bad and vicious law. The natural consequence of the Illinois decision in taking out of the area of mu nicipal taxation property values enjoying tho benfjfits of -municipal government and of the expenditure of money raised by municipal faxes on adjacent property is pointedly depicted by tho Chicago papers. The Chicago News, for example, while calling for a revision of the stat ute to patch up the hole through which the railroads have crawled, declares re cent investigation discloses that while the railroads have been Increasing their real estate holdings in Chicago their taxes for years have remained about the same. A railroad buys a valuable tract of land and lists this tract as an addl tion to its right-of-way," and from that time forthwith the tract, no matter what it may be used for, remains "railway truck" and is not assessable for purposes of local taxation. The purchase of prop erty by a railroad is therefore equiva lent to wiping it out so far as the pub lic's right to municipal revenues from it Is concerned. In this way it shows many largo tracts of land, inclnding some of the most valuable realty In Chi cago, have disappeared from the asses sor's books, although all this property was taxable as real estate and paid taxes as such until the railroads bought it. whereupon Immediately it became some thing else and escaped city taxation altogether. The absurdity of the logic on which the Illinois decision is based can best be il lustrated by Imagining a railroad buying all the property In a city and labeliug it "right-of-way." and thus depriving the municipal government altogether of Its revenue from municipal taxes so far as the real estate is concerned. If the law is "concentrated essence of common sense," as some Jurists still Insist, it will have to abandon fictions like these so repugnant to common Justice. Final figures in the Judicial district elections throughout Nebraska show tnat the republicans have been success' ful in regaining a large number of the positions on the district bench. Soma of them have been in iwssesslon of the populists and fuslonists ever since the rise of the populist party twelve years ago. Nothing could be more significant as to the deep-down change in political sentiment of the people of this state. Omaha's High school debaters have been out talked by their Chicago com petltors, but that should not discourage them. We have had several brilliant ex amples of what practice and experience will do in developing Nebraska oratori cal talents in one instance even captur ing a foredoomed presidential nomina tion as the prize. . We may be sure that the threatened suit against the Cecil Rhodes estate Is being spurred on by hungry lawyers, who will be glad to get a small share of the late South Arican millionaire's money. It is a mighty poor attempt to break a will that cannot command legal talenf tn these days. aa The story from Washington to the ef fect that Jim nil! proposes to consoll- ilate the Northern .Pacific and th Rur- llngton into one great property known as the Burlington system is suggestive of great possibilities. For the present, however, we shall wait to see what we shall see. i The plan now is to incorporate the new Omaha Chamber of Commerce when one hundred memberships have been sub scribed. It may be all right to Incorpo rate with a hundred memberships, but the whole five hundred ought to be taken before the organization gets down to business. Front Urav ta Uay. St. Louis Qlobe-Democrat. Governor Mickey of Nebraska believes that a public officer should have rational amusement When h tires of executive affairs he dons a pair of overalls and spends a few days In tha country feeding a steam thresher or pushing on the handles of a low-gearud prairie plow. A I'stur C'ertataty. , New York Tribune. One cent postage per ounce for letters tn every part of the United States and t cents pur ounce for letters between countries in the postal union would be immensely pop ulur and gratifying. Those Ideals ought not to be Impostilble of accomplUhment iu this century of swift strides of progress. Jnatlre Hirnu Endorsed. Philadelphia Press. The ends of Justice, the good of society, the enforcement of the' law and tit all law ful obligations would be promoted and bldui by. the vurtaihucul vf the privilege of appeal, as Justice Brewer susR-ests. The evil that he denounces Is much worse In some states than in others. Dut In all the protection of the criminal and the protrac tion of litigation are favored by the facility of appeals at the sacrifice of prompt and substantial Justice. A Dream and n Nightmare. Minneapolis Times. Again there Is talk of an attempt to navi gate the Missouri river between Omaha and St. Louis and both Omaha and Kansas City look forward to the early Installation of barge lines. Missouri river navigation has been a dream and something of a night mare for many years, but It has amounted to little more since the days of railroads. The giddy old stream is too "uncertain, coy and hard to please." Indifference to Grafting;. Kansas City Btar. "The American people don't mind graft ing," remarked an experienced Philadelphia politician, "but they hate scandals. They don't kick so much on a jiggered public contract for a boulevard, but they want the boulevard and no fuss and no dust." Un fortunately, this politician wasn't far from the truth. The experience of almost every American city will bear him out. This peculiar attitude of honest Americans to ward dishonest politicians la something at tributed to Indifference toward public af fairs. The voters are "too busy," It Is said. to pay proper attention to their municipal government. But this explanation reduces simply to the Philadelphia boss' statement that the people "dpn t mind grafting." Proof of Pnshln Cltlsenshlp. Philadelphia Record.- The most interesting and far-reaching result of the state election In New Tork is shown In the majority vote cast in favor of expending $101,000,000 for the purpose of enlarging and deepening the Erie Canal. That bespeaks the generous and undaunted spirit of the people of the Empire state. The building of the Erie, canal was a great undertaking at the outstart; the proposi tion to so deepen It as to make It practi cally a ship canal and a perpetual bid for the vast traffic of the Great Ikes is an unexampled state enterprise. That It has been authorised by popular vote, notwith standing the staggering weight of expendi ture involved, furnishes undeniable proof of intelligent and pushing citizenship. SECURING ELBOW ROOM. Wise People Moving- Away from the , Crowded Sections of Cities. Boston Globe. The Increase of the rural districts of the country, relative to the cities, is constantly growing. The inevitable tendency of the trolley and railroad Is effecting this result steadily, and all the facts of the last cen sus confirm it. The Increase In the percen tage of city population was not nearly so great between 1890 and 1900 as between IS) and 1SW. In tke former decade the advance of city life was from 23 to 29 per cent, and In the latter from 29 to 83. The total of urban population, according to the census of 1900, was 28,872,292; that of semlurban and semirural population, 8,208,480. and that of distinctly rural population, 39,413,703, or 62 per cent of the whole. Those signs of disintegration In cities are what might be expected, with the great dis tributing tendency of the railroads and the enhanced power of .Idcomotlon everywhere. The cities of the Middie Ages were built up partly lor defense and partly for accommo datlon. They are no. longer in any sense models for the times.- The only excuse for congestion is the property interest. But too much compactness WB In the epd defeat Its own purpose. The tendency of our cities Is to separate Into imallM aggregations. DIs tance does not make the difference that it once Old. ana all other considerations con stantly work for more air and elbow room ENLARGING ERIE CAJAlI Decisive Vote of the Empire State in Favor of the Waterway. Chicago Tribune. New Tork has decided by a majority of 2.TO.00O to build its 1,000-ton barge canal from Buffalo to the Hudson river. The vote Is a fortunate one for the farmers of the west, for the grain rates from any point on the great lakes to New York City will be considerably lowered when the canal is built. The. canal will act as freight regulator, even if It does not act as a freight carrier to any great extent, And the canal's regulation of freight rates cannot be smothered, by a consolidation of interests or a gentleman's agreement, be- oause tne canal will be state owned. New York City gave the overwhelming: majority for the canal largely because of the support accorded by the metropolitan press to the project. New York hopes by means of the canal to bring back to itself by cheap rates much traffic that other seaports have been gaining. The state was against the canal -With the exception of r.rle county, where Buffalo is situated, and the neighboring county of Niagara. Buffalo probably will benefit more In proportion to population than New York. The big ditch, it-is estimated, will cost $101,000,000. If experience is a good teacher the actual cost will be double that. But the 8200.000,000 wlU be money well spent- especlally in the opinion of the western farmer, who will enjoy the canal's benefits without having to put up a cent ekher to build or maintain it. NEW STANDARD OIL TAXES. How Easily a Monopoly Levies Tojl on the People. Chicago Tribune. The Standard Oil company has added 1 cent a gallon to the wholesale price of kerosene. This means that the consumer will have to pay 1V cents a gallon more. The company has also raised the price of pararnn candles 1 cent a pound. ,One raise will add $10,000,000 to Its yearly revenues and the other will add. $1,000,000. A corpora tion which has the monopoly of a great In dustry has suddenly given orders that the publlo must fay It $ll,0u0,000 mors a year than It has been paying. Neither congress, nor a state legislature nor a city councilman Impose new taxes In the easy, stealthy way in which a private corporation can do It. The publlo body, large or email, does not levy taxes without giving the people due notice of Its Inten tions. There Is discussion. There is an opportunity for protests. Whatsoever Is done is done In the daylight. There la no publicity when a private corporation levies tribute to the amount of millions. The di rectors meet in a secluded room and formu late their edict Sometimes it Is one man, the master of the directors, who orders them to add to the volume of taxes. Prob ably In the case of the Standard Oil com pany Mr. Rockefeller is the sole arbiter of taxation. In a way Mr. Rockefeller is a greater man than President Roosevelt. The one can Impose a tax and the other cannot. In theory the people who are taxed by the Standard Oil company can defend them selves by not using its products. In prac tice they cannot get slung without the products and have te pay the tax, no matter how unjust it may bw. The Standard Oil people will contend that their new taxes are just, but no man is a good judge In his own case. A concern which has a monopoly con trol of one of the necessaries of life can not safely be intrusted with a power to tux at Its own discretion. It is sure to exact from consumers mors than it ought to, and is likely to exact "all that U traffic mill bear." HOl.Ml .tltOlT NEW TOHK. Ripples on the t nrrent e( l.lfe in the Metropolis. Ptranite things happened In New York last week. Election results might be placed In the list, but It is more comforting to forget them. The subsequent celebration without the assistance of boore, vouched for b; the Hun, deserves high rank among the wonderful performances of a wonder ful town. Admittedly the wonder of n!I was the arrival tn part of a whale, pre sumed to be drawn thither by the an nouncement of a wide open town. The whale came inside Sandy Hook. Various observers estimated the visitor's length at anywhere from seventy-five to l"i0 feet and nescribed , him as a "hump-backed bull lie was seen by the soldiers at the Hook and by the crews of various tugboats and otner vessels. Captain Denyse of the ship Vnique saw tne whale coming up tho ship channel spouting a big stream. The hump-back wa proDaoiy following a school of fish. He turned the spit buoy as adroitly as does the Hook pilot bringing In a shin, and then straightened out to parallel the Btaten island shore On the wet bank there are two hnanitai Islands, called Swinburne and HnfTmnn Islands. Hoffman Island Is the one nearest the sea, and the whale mlirht hv .n iioiaiy up through the Narrows had he not run on a shoal close to Hoffman Island. At least, it Is supposed that he temporarily grounded, for tons of mud and oore shot skyward for a distance of fifty or more ieet ana the miniature wntersnnnt fnn tlnued for fully ten minutes before the whale mannged to turn around and started seaward, giving the lower edge of the hos pital Island a whack with his tall as he inrieu run speed ahead for the open. ivever ror a moment did the hump-back u.i ins inumpnal march to the sea, .... .u,.. OI water Deing seen for an hour ue cieareu the bar. A- . v.coru,ng to Dr. W. E. Dreyfus., chief Chemist of the deuartment t T.,hn- ltles and Bellevue hospital, the day foi Dr. Drevf iim t. . - i .i . - i irea nis preparation of the hospital formulary, which Is said to .. me most complete and exten sive in the world. It Is used as a basis 'w Ior me national formulary la sued by the American Pharmaceutical as soclation. This year the formulary con tains SR7 fnnnnt.. . " umoiig mem oelng some iav ma unique. one or them Is a formula that consists of several Ingredients that are to be made " a According to the chem 1st. bv flllnalnff ,v.A ........ . " " naie io remain on the face for about two minutes It will give a result similar to that of a "cleas ine rormuia Is as follows: Barli sulphldl, 25 parts. Snponls pulvU, 5 parts 1 rltlcl farlnae, 35 parta. Bensaldehydl, Quarter solution The formulary also includes rem ml Lib f,.w. uC..,,um tremens and a disinfectant for iciepnone receivers. The good old green goods comedv r. appeared wtlh a new feature in the Jef ferson Market police court last week h William Robertson, a Dlanter nf Roiaioh. v,., ypcarea as complainant against Fred Q. Wilson and Edward Williams. Reading an advertisement in a home newspaper that a good investment was to be had, the southerner answered it and got one of the familiar circulars that told him how he could get $3,000 In United States treasury notes for $300. Wilson, the planter said, met him in Jersey City and brought him to a room In A house in West Twenty first street. At the end of his talk there with Wilson and three other men. the planter refused to give up.hrs money. Then, he declared, they leaped upon him and tried to take his money forcibly. The southerner whipped out his revolver and was about to obliterate the green goods men when a fifth man sprang Into the room and said: "Aha! I have you at last," waving his revolver at the four crooks. Then to the planter: "I'm a secret service man. I've been shadowing these fellows, and now I've caught them In the act." The secret service man told him, Robert son says, to wait until he came back. He watted a long while; then he went to the West Twentieth Street police station and XI n - . enierea jus complaint. ew ioraera wno live In apartment r nouses win nnd new features in soma un. to-date buildings which are now in course ot erection there. Among these features are a supply of fresh filtered air to the In terior of every suite of apartments, the drawing out of all impure air from the rooms through vents by means of electric suction fans on the roof and an electric ciosei in every private kitchen, to which an electric range may be connected, extra servants' rooms on the top floors, a long- uisiance teiepnone in each apartment, eln vators operated by hydrostatio pressure In one of the finest of these new structures there are bachelor apartments of one room for $600 a year or $50 per month, two rooms ana Dam ror $noo and upward and houe keeplng suites of from five rooms and bath to fourteen rooms, with three baths and xour loneta. ranging from $1,600 to $6,000 year. Nonhousekeeping apartments may be naa witn or without chambermaid serv, ice. Thomas' Walsh, aged 14, employed In a rope fuctory In New York, met with a pe culiarly horrible accident which undoubt edly will coat his life. His body was per forated by a thousand steel needles In the machinery. Walsh's duty was to watch the machine which Separates . the hemp Into strands and regulate the movement of the hemp. As he bent over to pick up a piece of hemp the machinery clutched his clothes and he was drawn Into It shrieking for aid. There were 1,000 steel needles moving up and oown und his body was frightfully lorn. The machinery was stopped, but It was found necessary to take It apart before he could be released. So acute was the pain that the boy prayed for death after reaching the hospital. This Is a Sherlock Holmes story as the Broadway druggist told It: "When I read the physician's prescription I found noted therein a proprietary preparation of which had never heard. I had something Just like it, but I wanted to be sure to put up Just what waa specified. As I was not fa miliar with the compound, I telephoned to two or three other druggists, and they said they did not know it either. Then I called up the doctor's office to auk him about It. The doctor was not In, and the maid said she did not know when he would be, so I asked her to look upon his desk, and see If there was not a sample of the compound he had prescribed, and if so to tell me ths name of the manufacturers. She came back in a minute or two and told me ex;rt tly what I wanted to know. How did I happen to think of that? Why, I knew that some firm or other had been 'sampling' the doc tor and that there was every chance in the world that the compound would be found on his desk." The man who was bit by a trolley car in upper Broadway refused to enter a com plaint against the motorman. taking all the blame upon himself. "It was one of those openwork accidents," he said. "What do you mean? The subway ditch?" he was asked by the policeman who picked him up. 'Not a bit of it. I turned around to look at an openwork stocking that a pretty girl was exposing and the car struck me. Blums H ou the stockliiK. TALK OK THE STATE PRESS. SUnton I'lekrt: One by one the plunks have been torn fr6m tho populist plat form and tised for democratic kindling Wood. Bancroft Bl.ode: There were at loaM a majority of S.OtK) people In the stute of Nebraska who did not believe, in the "non partisan Judiciary" story! York Times: it n n good thing for the state that such methods were resorted to by fuslonists do not succeed. Tho for gery, falsehood and wholesale deception they practiced In this campaign would dis grace Tammany and bring a blush to the flinty cheek of Boss Croker. But It did not win and It la safe to say It never will again. Lyons Sun: It Is getting to be nearly a sure thing that any republican candidate who 1b sufficiently assniled by the fusion press with the fakey and fraudulent tne- tics which were so riotously used In the old populist era hns an immortal cinch, to put It moderately, on election in Ne braska. It has come to be Just about the way It ought to be. Wayne Herald: While the election of a few democrats in Wayne county won't necessarily cause a harder winter, higher priced fuel, shorter crops next year nor decrease the production of butter and eggs, yet It would have been better If voters had laid them on the shelf, as comfortably as possible, and made a republican vic tory aweepmg and complete. Tckamah Journal: Tho lying slid con temptible attacks made by the Omaha yel low journal on W. G. Sears costs Judge Dickinson many votes In Burt county and added to Sear's strength many fuslonists who were disgusted with such a campaign. The World-Herald's attempts to npe the Chicago American and other eastern yel lows has cost the fusion ticket many votes In this state. Hastings Tribune: The people of Ne braska refused to believe that Judge Barnes was a man selected by the ralrouds be cause they could manipulate him at will and would find him a willing tool In their hands. The people have done their part. The remainder of tho demonstration of ability and Integrity rests with Judge-elect Barnes, and thero Is no doubt that ho will proceed to show that the confidence of the people was not misplaced. t Lyons Sun: Many"" of the state pa pers are justly denouncing the methods of attacking candidates by belated cir culars, deliberately sent through the Imalls Just before election. So far as the Nebraska Anti-Saloon league circulars ore concerned, It is to be said that they were not the act of the league, and the perpetrators of the cow ardly deed took pains that the league should know nothing about it. It was the dirty work of Just three men who pre tended to act in the league's name. Such work, of course, hurts the league, and the league ought to take care to protect Itself from such abuse. Papllllon Times: A great many bad things have been said and are being said about Omaha, but at the same time there are many good things to be said In favor of the Nebraska metropolis that Is destined are enough hustling business men In Omaha to make It such. Omaha Is soon to be a great grain center, the plans now under preparation being to make the city second to no grraln market in the entire country. Not only Omaha, but all of Nebraska will profit by such enterprise. With an electric railroad connecting Omaha and Papllllon this place will be a suburban residence place for the great city and In time will rank with the beautiful and prosperous suburban towns adjacent . to ' the larger cities of the east. Norfolk News: If the fuslonists of .Ne braska have one . lesson more emphatic than another to iearn as the result ot the recent election it Is that for them to endeavor to prejudice the voters by rotten Insinuations and campaign roorbacks Hacking the principles of the repub lican candidate and his personality. Is an utter failure. They had to head their ticket he strongest man In the party a gentleman, whose fitness for the position. whose personal character and Integrity were never once questioned by the repub licans; a man who was well thought of by everyone, but his supporters were not satisfied1 with this. They must needs ap peal to the prejudices of the people. They must attack the republican candidate. They began with the Idle bloater early In the campaign that what was wanted was a nonpartisan election favorable to their candidate, and In the face of public sentl- ment, emphatically expressed, they must 1 needs resort to dirt slinging. Their cner - gles were later exerted to thrust tho bible in as nn Issue, securing the aid. of several ministers of the gospel to make their efforts the more certain. Then they sought to rake up some old records of Judge Barnes in his former home which were presented In a circular, and finally they Induced the officers of the Antl- Saloon league to issue a note of warning , ' ... ... . j against the republican candidate, and through It all that old favorite campaign slogan of "railroad tool" rattled Its dry . 6 ... , ,. . . , , bones around seeking whom It might In- fluence. On some of these matters the" re- publicans assumed the defensive, but not once during the campaign were they the aggressors In anything calculated to lower the fusion candidate In the estimation nf , , ... the people. They waited their opportunity at the Dolls and their answer to the fusion attempts at misleading the public Is now j registered to the tune of about 10,000 jortty for Judge Barnes. Perhaps they will i learn the lesson." that the results convey. ' and perhaps-they will no . . . i t. Anyway It Is evident that the people of the a ate can be depended upon to support a party con ducting a clean, honorable fight. Waltham Watches They are carried all over the world. . 'The 'Perfected American Watch' tn Illustrated book of interesting information about 'watches, 'will be sent free upon request. . . , American Waltham Watch Company Waltham, Mass, $3.50 and $5 Farnam If your feet are straight we fit you to a straight isst. If your feet require a swlnx lust, we don't fit you to a straight one. That's the secret of the comfort of the Decatur Shoe it's tha fit as well as the quality. , From Maker . PERSONAL OTES. Secretary Moody says So per cent of the "u in our navy are native born Ameri cans. If the sun spots are responsive for thrso beautiful November days then bring on your spots Certainly nobody would want tho luminary to change them. Admiral Howies Is to receive $:.".non a, year from the private shipbuilding concern with which ho Is to be connected. As chief con structor of tho navy his salary was $5,fc0 a year. Bl!l Devery will be encouraged to keep up tho llRhts In New York. The time Is coming when the people will rally with en thusiasm to the standard of a true re former. A New York farmer shot his wife becatisa sho Inuphed at Mm when ho failed to catch " ,K,s ne was pursuing. Borne men sret ex j asperated becauso their wives don't Uugh at theif Jukes. iTcsident Koch of the German Reichs bank. Germany, has Just celebrated the semi-centenary of the beginning of his offi cial t-areer. Emperor William conferrrd on him the Order of the Red Eagle of the first class. I Indiana has Just come Into possession, through a purchase made by State Libra rian Henry, of a valuable Set of autograph letters that Is Intended to be the nucleus of a great historical collection that the state will make. Theso are stirring times In St. Louis. Between bank runs, fair preparations, boo. die hunts and earthquakes, the old town Is humming day and night and Inventing new thrills every hour. There Is ho rest outside of the graveyards. John Palraor, a full-blooded Ponca In dian, who has been admitted to the bar In Oklahoma, will be one cf the speakers at the next session of the Oklahoma Bar asso ciation. Palmer la located In Pawhuska and Is considered one of the best orators In the territory. Bishop Restarlck, missionary bishop of Honolulu, thus tells of his first sight of a volcano In the Hawaiian Islands: "A Mend took me to the foot of an Immense moun tain and, lifting his hand Impressively, ex claimed: 'That crater Is 40,013 years old.' I didn't mean to doubt him, but naturally I asked: Why the 13? Oh," said my friend, 'I've been here that long. It was 40.UOO when I came.' " PASSING PLEASANTRIES. She How do you pronounce e-m-b-o-n-p-o-l-n-t? He Oh, it's easy enough to pronounce that. She How? lie Fat. Philadelphia Pres. Prof. I.angley would better have In vested his money in a theater." "Why so?" "A theater has wings and flies." Kansas City Journal. "A man dat walks rlaht nn tn ri nr reformin' de whule world," said Uncle ELen, .wj n-n imnn bi so simple a matter ns breakln' hlsself of chewln' tobacco." Washington Star. Kind Lady (pityingly) How long, my good man. Have you Oeen a tramp ."""'"'""""i. ever since I bought .i",hat rto ou think 4s the trouble with nim? asked the anxious wife. "My dear madam,' replied the doctor, who waa not so puzzled that he did not know under what general head to aut all modern troubles, "speaking generallv, I should say it was microbes. -Chicago post. . ','Yo.u mutn't Jump at conclusions, my friend, as the old cat remarked t. i. puppy, when he made a leap for her tail. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Wife Who waa that gfentloman you Just bowed to? Husband Why, that was Spooner, the famous composer. Wife Composer? Husband yes, he manufactures a famous brand of soothing syrup. Chicago News. The reporter was Indignant at having been kept waiting. "You tell me Mr. Blgsome Isn't In?" he suld. "You re a liar!' "Am I?" said the dignified and Imper turbable butler. "Well, young man you haven't any scoop on that." Chlcago'Trlb une. "How's your mother?" asked the neigh bor. "Worried to death," answered the boy who was swinging on the front gate. "Father's hunting In the Adlrondacks, brother Bill's gone to a political conven tion, brother Jake's Joined a foot ball teim and the dressmaker just told mother she'd look like a fright In mourning." Washing ton Star. CHESTNUTS. W. J. Lampton In New York Sun. Pshaw. 1 don't like 'em cooked. : gimme my chestnuts raw. 'SfeWSnySlelfU. Where the trees grow; Where the sharp frost falls ; A"d splits'"" open, ; And they drop on the ground Amonw the leaves .'.' I Them there asleep keep j Till the spring !,fl ,ne sprout. Tho raw ones tastes like the keen air Alld the ,mrple naie The fall days i Wer,. . , , . . And the whoopln' shout of the boys and girls goln out Nuttln' all day In the woods I A't nhl b"Ck U' g!iPU" 'That's rl'pht; " That's whut the raw ones tastes like to me) eL , .dimme mine raw: These here cooked ones Tastes like the town. '""fX ."'V1 JlT?!'1-, ma-'in(i , ewer or air ,. ' Hy gee. No cooked chestnuts for me. iiiiiuir mind inn. Ami let me chaw On 'em slow and steady. And shut my eyes and see - 't he trees and the woods and the country They taste like so much to ine. $5 and $3.50 to Wearer. lf,4nWilcosv5- H r