TTTE OMAITA DAJLY HEE: SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1903. 13 Nancy Hopewell's Dream A Short Story By ft. Quad. The yesr IT, and ths merchants and hip ownors of the nw rrpubllo were sand Ins oom and snooks and fura and rum aboard and bringing boms clot ha and groo ertes and machinery. Captain EMaha'a brig Mary Ann" of Balem- had been told up for month for tha want of a cargo, bat one dsy ha went home to hi wife, ' Nancy, with a smile on his face. He found her at the tack door, where she had been dyeing pieces of cloth to be cut tnto strips for . rag carpet On the clothes line hung a grand array of colored trips, and the cochineal had dyed Nancys Arms clear to the elbows. The on p tain sat dom on the doorstep and remarked that tha garden needed mors rain, and for a Vuple of minutes the wife continued her 'Work without answer. Then she began 'wiping the lye oft her fingers as far as , ,'toeslble, and aald: I "Ellsha Hopewell, If you ever atea corn )fce hull town of Salem will know It In an .hour. Tour hose Is twltchln' Snd your yes hare got a squint, and that means that sometbln' has happened. Where Is the brig bound to this trip?" "You'll Jest hare time to make that car while I'm gone," he answered. Then It'll be made In tha cabin of Uary Ann.'" "But she's bound for Bordeaux, Nancy, nd the news Is that the Portuguese hare gone Into piracy good and strong. . If that's so, then they'll be watchln" off the coast and skulkln' 11 along the Bay of Biscay." "And what of ItT" aha asked. "'Ell-ha. whoa we met them pirate crafts two years So did I faint away and fall overf" "By Josh! ye didn't!" he heartily ex e'alawd, "But we may not be so lucky this time. I ll tell ye what 1 11 do. If you'll stay home and 'tend to things I'll bring ye back a pair of ear-rings wuth all Of ." fDon't waste your time, Ellsha. All I've Tot to do Is to put down the winder cur tUns, turn the cat outdoors and see that the firs Is out, and I shnll be .aboard 'Mary Ann.', I'm not aehln' to meet any mors pirates, but If they come I shan't Jump overboard till some of the rest of you lead the way." Captain Ellaha heaved a sigh and mut tered something about obstinate women aad the fate of Lot's wife, but the discus ion was ended. When the "Mary Ann" went sailing away Nancy waa mistress of ' her cabin, and she was busy with her carpet-rags before the New England coast was out of sight astern. The voyage was almost without event until the brig waa within a hundred miles of Caps Flnlsterre, which was her landfall. Then. ne night M " was slipping through the- waters tm an even keel before a light breeze, with Captain .Ellsha pacing the deck In his watch, Nancy suddenly appeared on deck. It lacked only a few minutes to midnight. "See here. Elleha." she said In very sober tones, "I've had a queer dream." " 'Bout home and the cat?" he laugh- lory queried. more serious thing. Ellsha, I'm no woman to believe In dreama and signs and see ghosts, and you know It: but this wss a queer dream. I'm all In a tremble over it.T "By Josh. then, but that's funny!" ex claimed the captain, as he regarded her mors seriously. This was the dream," shs said, as shs uu..t aooui nervously. "I saw two ahips fighting. One wss a brie- and flew m.. j flag, and ths other wss an English mer- cnantman with many men aboard. I did not see tire end of the fight, but the dream changed and I saw open boats at sea threo, four, flvs of 'em. The people In the boats wer English, and there were soldiers, tailors and women and children. Ellsha, as true as I live I believe that some terrlbU thing has happened 1" "But it might hare been a thousand miles 1 don't think so. I believe th. . ehantman waa one of tha English India mnspm, ana mat tne pirate was a Portu guese. This would be about ths track of the India ships, wouldn't ItT" "Exactly that" Then, Ellaha, I beg of you ts heave the brig to until daylight. I'm almost certain w ii see inose boats by sunrise " "TW laalil XT-- w..a - . . "- i nm i 10 lose a ..r wm ior lour or Ore Hours on account of a woman's dream V- shouted the cap. tain. "But are we not maktn fir. vnn. hour, Ellsha. You wouldn't be that to leavs those poor people afloat to battle with ths sea." "But who knows that anyone Is afloat T It was only your dream." ''But It was such a dream that I even sw tha frightened faces cf the women nd heard the children walling." t N'lnCT Honewell sraa v.t otlonal woman. Never had the captain en her so sgltated before, and. after lv. -.n ai oer cunoualy for a moment, he said: II "By Joeh! Nancy, but 1 11 heave ths brig t to and will see what comes of It." - , mo gavs the necessary orders, much to ins wonaerment of the men of his watch. men me mate was called and ths on a I mtt in r.ia iw. .... , 1Ila nvurs rrom midnight to dawn were quiet ones, though i or. -v grew stronger so ths nlsht ad. 1 vanoed. and when dawn came at laat an j angry sea was getting up. and there were I indications that half a gale would be blow- ; log before noon. The captain and Nancy i were on a ecu at tno nrst signs of dawn, and ,( as ths light spread over the sea. tho man woo naa been sent to the masthesd to sur i vey ths waters cried down to the decks: J '"Boats to the northwest of us, captain '. boat a oft ths larboard bow!" "t knew It I knew It. Ellsha!" whlsDred i Nancy, as shs clutched the rail for euro ou did. Nancy!" ha re- halled the man to know there were. "Five. air. and as ths wind and sea are agin 'em they are drlftln' away to leeward. , some or 'em are makln' signals." All right corns down. Ws'll run up ths nag to let -era know they are seen, and , then well bear down and pick "em uo Nancy, you look as If you reeded a bowl , of catnip tea. What In the name of liberty are wo goln' to do with all those people?" I we u maae room fur 'em somehow, Ellaha, she answered. "I told you It was - a dream, but I believe it waa a vision aent from' heaven. Look at the sky and the ; ta! In two hours from this no boat can . Bra.' t ,-ine- aiary Ann- changed her course. and tn half an hour was up with the first oeat The Ave were strung out for a dis teaco of a mile, and it was the work of true sailor to get them under his leo snd bs people on board In safety. It took three .ours to accomplish It. as eight women and !x children and two wounded mea had o come up In a sllug. and there were sixty wo people In all. As tho lat boat was leered of her laat occupant and set adrift. , bs seas were running wild and hungry in J ths brig pitching bows under, f Tou msy have read the story in part rbe Bombay ship "Eastern Star," home ward bound, had been dismasted three day .-rare In a hurricane. While aha was still 4 wreck, though wind and aea bad abated. 4 rortuguese pirate had laid himself along tde, and tner was a fight lasting for euro. Ths aaerchaatinaa was armed, and .iht well were her guns served, and la ths J. after a frightful loss) of Ufa, she beat va rover off. A few hours later It waa v peoplo got Into ths boats. She carried ml a aooro of wounded, omo, but two el I I "By Josh! but o I I lUsd, and he then 1 ' J low many boata thi "Five. air. and ai discovered that shs must soon founder, and ths officers who had received serious hurts were brought away. The boats were terri bly crowded, and there was a shortage of water and provbrione tn each one, and but for tho appearance of the "Mary Ann" there must have been great aufforing, even If the gale had spared them. By Josh and by josh I but how on earth are ws to feed and sleep 'em?'' exclaimed Captain Ellsha, as he hunted up Nancy In tho crowded cabin. "Don't worry, Ellsha," sho calmly re plied. "We can manage somehow." It had been the first Idea to put In to the nearest port, but the captain and pas sengers of Eastern Star prevailed upon Captain Hopewell to make for England. He would bo short of provisions and water, and all muat sufler discomfort, but the grateful people expressed a willingness to put up with anything rather than bs landed among people who would have no welcome for them, even as victims of misfortune. A true course was laid for the English Channel. After midnight the wind began to loss strength, and by sunrise there wss only a moderate breexo. Breakfast had been served after a fashion, wl.ea a sail was sighted to the east. But little attention was paid to tha stranger until It was reallied that he waa making a course to head the brig. Then he was given a careful looking over, and It was the captain of the lost Bombay ship who finally said: 'Captain Hopewell, tha, chap Is a pirats ths same one who attacked mel I can make out where he has patched the shot holes drilled In his canvas, and he's made rought Job of repairing his hull." The news that another pirate had been sighted flashed through the brig, and men began cursing and women lamenting. Bo far as could be Judged, ths rover was ths swifter craft There Isn't any show for us," said the British captain, as he noted that the pirate was making mors sail. "Ws must stand with folded arms to havs our throats cut." "Then, by Joeh, but wo won'tl" ex claimed Captain Hopewell, as he looked around on the pale-faced men. "If that pirate captures Mary Ann It will bs only aftor a fight that he'll long remember. Who's with me to hold out to the last?" "Everybody here ts willing to fight," answered the other captain, "but you have neither cannon nor muskets." "Lot's all go Into the cabin and talk It over with Nancy. If there's a way to dodge or beat this pirate she'll tell us in flvs minutes." There waa a council of war In tho cabin, and If Nancy didn't preside she was at least given a chance to state her views. Hor views led up to a plan which was speedily put Into execution. Among the rescued passengers were four or flvs pistols. but these were not to be depended on In comparison with muscle. The women and children were to remain in the cabin, and every able man was to keep the deck and fight for his life. With the crew of the Mary Ann added to tho number of the rescued men there was a total of fifty-four defenders. Captain Hopewell he slapped his leg and exclaimed: 'By Joeh, then, but we'll show that feller Yankee trick which will pull his eyes wide open." There were not enough belaying-ptns and captans-bars to go around, and the cargo was broached for good oak staves to arm tha remainder. Wlien the pirate fired a gun and broke out his flag all but ths regular crew of ths Msry Ann disappeared In the forecastle or leaped down the hatches upon ths cargo. Scarcely had ths signal been given to surrender when tho brig was brought to the wind. Then the pirate shortened sail to board her. To run along side was better than boat work in the opinion of those cutthroats. As their craft drew near shs found only the ordinary crew of a peaceful trader in sight, and her men grinned over the easy capture. When sho finally floated alongside and made fast dosen ruffians, led by hsr captain, scrambled over the brig's rail, and the leader brandished a hugs knife and shouted: Money I Money! Bring all ths money you have, or every one of you shull walk the plank!" He wanted money, but ho got something else. Captain Hopewell gave the signal agreed upon, and next Instant the decks were alive with men who were hitting right and left and hitting hard. Taken com pletely by surprise, the pirates were panlo- strlcken, but as they retreated to their own vessel the English captain shouted: "After them, my ladSrnd drive them Into ths sea!" It was a strange fight that followed. As fast as a pirats was knocked down his weapons were taken to ueo against another. Every passenger and sailor fought with a thirst for vengeance. In twenty minutes time fifty-four men, depending almost solely uponvbludgeons, had defeated a crew of seventy desperate and well-armed cut throats. More than two-thirds of ths rover's crew were stretched on deck when the remainder surrendered. When they had been secured it was found that eight of those who had gone down were dead, and that two of the "Eastern Star's" men had been killed snd four wounded. Captain Hopewell had led one contingent, and the Englishman the other, and their ringing battle cries and stout strokes had kept their men up to desperate work. They came out of the fray blood-stained and In tatters. but neither had received a wound of con sequence. The women and children, who had been warned to Jteep to the cabin, remained there only until the decks of tho "Mary Ann" were clear of the pirates. Then every soul, even to the child of t, came on deck to witnesa the battle, and, led by Nanoy, they cheered encouragement to husbands and brothers who were wielding the stout oak sticks. They were there to welcome the victors after tho fight waa won, and Captain Ellaha kissed his wlfs before them all, and rather sheepishly ox. claimed : "By Josh, then, but I Jest couldn't help It." It was a cheaply won victory. The pirate craft was comparatively new and well' found, and In Its hold was found plunder to the value of CIMi). There were enough provisions aboard to last the English party to London, and snough sailors among them to man tho prise. Before sundown the transfer waa made, and sho waa heading her eourse. Captala Ellsha and Naucy vtm not for gotten In tho l-4.v-tukk'.f . ivwaln and money were o17erd them ou avry band. but tho captain answered for both by say lng: "By Josh, then, but we've got brta and feellogs, and we're m?y sorry vre oouldn' do more!" England hud a great hanging day few months later when those pirate pris onsrs were oonvloted. There were thirty- two of them, and every i&aa deserved his fate. BU11 later on, tho rover craft and tho plunder was sold, and there are ancient records In Salem to show that Captain Hopewell received a generous share of the prise money. Mary . Ann waa broad of ths Bay of Biscay when her decks were clearest of the rescued people, and she steered straight course for her port and reached It without further adventure, Tho good craft was almost tn sight of Boston again before Captain Ellaha suddenly looked up from bis chart t say to his wlfs: "By Josh, Naoeyi but I'vo bta Udnkla'l Shoes for Men, Wo men m Boys The best Men's Shoes that money can buy is to be found in our line at $2.90. Mo ... .LOOT Wfittifiti's Tailor-made Suits. We'll never soli you anything too obeap vo bo good, but will always tell jnu what's good at tho lowest possible prices tbat can be asked for tbem. We've brought out a line of men' at fZ.W that far, rcltoso nnvthing ever shown for1 f 3 Mi and 14 00. Tt pv are made of box and velour calf, also vicl kid; in all the latest lasts, and made on genuine Goi. are worth 1J.OU and FT h ". - "tJf f, also vicl kid; in all the latest lasU, and g-t (risTk CJoi dyear welt. They are shoes that 7fa 1 f id 14. Our price exe w Here's a Ladies' Shoe at $1.50 that's hard to beat for a medium-price shoe. Made of vici kid in lace, kid or patent leather tips, good heavy soles sold by others for f 2, our price. . $1.50 Just received from the factory several cases of Women's Warm Slippers, fur trimmed "Juliette," In red and black . $1.00 Women's Clever Walking Suits at $15 They are made of the best Scotch mixtures, in different shades plaited front and back with belt and tho new 4 t f shaped sleeves a regular $ 22.50 suit I 1 1 1 1 1 n onorinl vnlna ' - .... " -i--- ...... ' I I S s I I Women's Skirted Blouse Suits In broadcloth, cheviots, zibelines and fancy mixtures all the very latest effects handsomely trimmed with braids and pip. ing suite that would be considered cheap elsewhere for 35.00 our price ............... U.1UB OJ 29 Women's Swell Louis XIV Blouse Suits Shoes for the Boys The best boys' shoe on earth for the money is our solid cosco calf shoe, the toughest and most durable leather known for the money that we sell them at, a positive saving of 20 per cent. Sizes 9 to 13 95c Sizes 13 J to 2 1.10 Sizes 2Mo5i 1.25 vs.-. A B y.sfra.!vrs.wvr Welir she queried without lifting her - - last nf eyes irom tne carpm . which she wss sswlng together. "lou are a vuuuuiui . "Don't get soft In ths head. Blishs," But ve are. Tou tad that dream, and you suggested that plan to capture ths pirate, and I'll be Jiggered if ye ain't wuth more'n any thirteen women In Salem!" ' Nonsense, Ellsha! 'Tend to that chart or we'll he strikln' a shoal." . Men's Hats That Are Extrh Values What's the use of buying a hat In a haphasard sort of fashion at ths first place you happen to eome across? What's. worth buying Is worth studying. It's Just ss Important that you should get the beat renr money can buy In a I hat as Jn anything else. ' " iiiM.nt k..t v.tii.a la as avit1 aa w thlnlr It la What do you pay 1.G0, 13.00, $2.60 or $3.00 T If yon usually pay $S.S0 we'll give you a hat for $1.60 equally as gOOO. Ul IX you HIT. UOCll ... wio unuu VI v.w ut $5.00 you'll find our $3.00 line as good and oftentimes hot ter than you've been getting. Hade of the new etomlncs, cheviots and broadcloths. In all shades, has the new cape collar and newest sleeves coat taffeta lined and new shaped skirts a f 25.00 suit our price , f h m m m, 19.75 Ms J' sMIM. Women's Up-to-Date Waists We are proud to say that our Waist Djpt. is the most complete in Omaha We are showing the newest novelties In soft French flannels, rich satin vestings, vails and brllliantlnes, which are very popular for general wear- t tr Also velvets, dainty silks, and all-over lacea, at prices, fl.95, 2.90, 3.90, J4.90 and .0."U A Great Skirt Purchase 1750 Women's Walking Skirts, go on sale Saturday. We have bought the entire surplus stock of a well-known skirt manufac turer at less than 40c on the dollar. We are going to sell them the same way. Ve a a. i ' iney are maae or tne Dest materials such as meltons, cheviots and swell mixtures, all this season's newest shapes. Faultless In fit and workmanship Here is your chance to cet a stvlish nn- to-date Walking Skirt for less than the material would cost, you. AVe have divided the entire purchase In three lots: Lot 1, $7.50 value, at $4.90 Lot 2, $10.00 value, at $6.90 Lot 3, $12.75 value, at $7.90 HIS WIFE WAS SALTY Exeess of Bedlam Chloride Caused tne FM Man ta Worry aaa '- Perspire. 1 don't know what In ths world can be the matter with my wife these days," said a fat man to his corpulent friend. They were taking a beating glass of beer to cool off on one of those hot days last summer In a quiet corner of the Five O'clock club. "She's not sick abed. I hope,- was tha sympathetic reply of bis friend. "No, she Is around all right and seems to be tn the best of health and spirits. But she has got so lately that the salt Just simply ooaes out ofvjier every time J get her angry or excited. X. notloed It first when I kissed her not long ago in making up a little spat we had. And when I spoke about It she said shs bad noticed It for some time and had tasted so salty to herself that It made her thirsty." The other fat man braced up la his chair and showed the deepest Interest. "I know. I know," he broke in. "My wife has only Just got over it. Don't your wife's lips taste us rocs sail every ume you suss herr "Rock salt? lAe saltpeter, sometimes. But that is when she's la a bad tamper. Why, every hot spell we have she per- spires so much salt that it gets into her eyes and blinds her." "I've been throughit with my wife sad know all about It. The physicians call It hyperhldroals, but it's worse. That mea to perspire too much, but this aalty wlfs disease and, by the way, it is dangerSus doesn't seem to have a sclenUflo asms. It leads to sudden death unless taken car of radically." The tat man with his "salty wlfs" nn cured drained his glass of beer nervously and asked the fat maa with the cured "salty wife" to tall him about it. i "Ton see, it's this way," began tha one whose wife waa safely out of ths pickle, "sodium chloride or common salt realty ex ists in every animal tissue and fluid aad la present la the blood In tolerably con stant proportions, it la Introduced with the food, either aa a part of It or as a flavor and promotes digestion. Now, in tha body there guea on constantly phenomena de scribed aa osmosis a filtering of the Ufa fluid through the tissues or membranes. The salt helps this; acts as a foroe. It also bslps to keep up the solution of the food. When the amount taken in is eommst.su rats with the needs of tho body It Is oar tied oft through the eliminating organs. When any cause mara this sense of propor tion the excess of salt seeps through the sweat glania and ws have a 'salty wife,' who must be treated on a strictly hygienlo plan in order to be well again." Chicago Tribune. Ttust Wwevlat gwrtle It. "Just think of tt, Oeorget Both your maiden aunts are eotnio to make as a visit tomorrow, aad cook has just left." "Can't you get them to postpone) their visit r "irs too lite." "Aj4 what do yoa propose to dor "Why. X suppose m have) ts pot em as aprwa and ds tha cooking mjaalf ' "Will yeu? Tham yoa needn't warry any mara, . They wost't stay riaka, EUss , . BUILDS AN ECH0" ORGAN Chicago Ooaloa Accomplishes What Maaejfaetnrers Said Was Impossible. Although he Is first of all a theatrical manager, John J. Murdoclc who directs the affairs of the Masonlo Temple theater, Chicago, has found time during the last five years to build two organs that had time and again been doclared "impossible" by old Ume organ manufacturers, who based their opinions upon years of prac tical experience and numerous failures in the line of Mr. M-irdock's endeavers. The successful results of these years of endeavor are now being used in the pro duction of what is probably the most widely known of all vaudeville acts namely, "Tho Olrl with the Auburn Hair." This act necessitates the use of a pipe organ which must be portable. It necessi tates also the use of an organ be made to sound as from afar off, an "echo" organ. - Organ makers, when requested by Mr, Murdock to build either of these two In struments, told him It could not be done. Mr. Murdock then set to work, and aftor months of patient study completed the only portable pipe organ in the world. It la in six pieces-the "big" organ weighing 2333 pounds: three smaller pieces, each weighing tW pounds; the "key" organ, weighing 1,250 pounds, and a smaller piece, weighing too pounds. It baa been In use by "The Olrl With tho Auburn Ilalr" for several months. It took Mr. Murdock three years ta overcome the "impossibilities" in the con' structlon of ths "echo" organ. Ths organ is stationed la the rear of the theater, or In the balcony, and It la operated from ths stage by the organist accompanying the act, and by the samo set of keys with which tho regular pipe organ is played. It has been used In the Masonlo Temple theater in conjunction with "The Girl With the Auburn Hair" act for the last week and has added much to tho beauty of ths act's musical setting. Bpeaking of ths difficulties ha had to overcome in tho construction of these two organs Mr. Murdock said: "la tho construction of ths echo org in the hardest thing to overcome was, tho regulation of ths air supply. We finally devised tho following method: First ws use a small magnet, which releases air from a chamber into a .small bellows ths slse of one in a speaking doll. When that small bellows is inflated it strikes otn. raising the pin. which permits air la eaparja from another chamber five timea as large as the first. Ths first hols allowing tho air to go into the bellows Is hnut tH slae.of a darning needle. When the second bellows is Inflated It raises second pin, five tlmee as big as ths first, which releases air through a small vent We repeat this process of pins, air holes and bellows five times, each time getting five times the volums of air and flvs times ths site of hole through which the air ee capes. The fifth time the air is allowed to escape into the organ ptpee. By this time It has increased sufficiently in volume to make the pipe speak. The echo organ Is ODerated altogether by electricity. Every thins- ta under absolute control of the orcanist oa tha stag. The extremely mel low tone of the echo organ we got by tho use of hoods on top of ths pipes. Mr. Murdock ts worklug on another in venUon, a combined organ and piano. Whsn this Instrument is completed Mr, Murdoch thinks it will revolutionise mus ical r" - --- rhi a r Becord-llerald. La m Class Aloae. No other pCls oa sarth can equal Pr King's New Ufa Fills fur stomach, liver aad kidneys No ours, aa pay. Ha. For aaJo bz a una A Co GRABBING AN OPPORTUNITY It's tho Chap Who Keeps His Thlakes Busy that Gets Oa ta tho World. Soros years ago a clerk In a small store in a western City grew tired of his bicycls and advertised It for sale. At o'clock the next morning a buyer eame, and tho wheel waa sold. At 9:30 came another inquiry, and at 10 two more. They were told they were too late. Then ths clerk got to thinking and when two more men came to buy he did not tell them his wheel was sold. He made some excuse for not showing it and asksd Miem to call the next afternoon. At l-.).ch Cms he hurried to a newspaper office and ad vertised to buy a second- hand bicycle. Then came more inquirers, who were put oft as had been the last two. Ths next day there waa a procession of sellers of wheels. With each ths clerk agreed upon a price, to bo paid If one day's trial proved satisfactory. And there was also a procession of buyers, to whom one by one were sold at an advance, tho ' wheels left for trial. Thus the clerk found himself doing a profitable little bicy cle business. Then his employer objected to tho loss of bis time and to having the place clut tered up with second-hand wheels. So ths clerk thought Some more and at noon ar ranged with a boy who worked across tho street at a little Ice cream stand with a shsd behind It, to receive and store ths bloycles and help sell them. Meanwhile tha advertising went on and presently the clerk left his place to devote all his time to second-hand bicycles. His business grew and from dealing In old he passed to selling new bicycles. To day, according to The World's Work, hs and his partner, tho loe cream boy, own a large automobile business and are already wealthy. The moral of this story Is that there are always opportunities for those who havs the wit to recognise them those who Intel ligently consider the facta before them. When the clerk had once sold his bicycle It waa easy for him to stop thinking. Ho had done what hs wanted to do. But he kept on thinking. He saw that there existed an un .pplied demand for a maa to bring toge,er buy ers snd sellers of second-hand bloycles. Hs supplied that demand. Ha grasped the op portunity and made tho moot of tt and marched on to fortune. Opportunities are always occurring. Ths trouble is that so many, man do not con sider ths meaning of facts before them They do one thing and stop there. They never do any real thinking and so do not recognise opportunities that strike them In the face, and go through life complaining that they "never had a chanoe." Chicago Inter -Ocean. Hie Master Stroke. "George Fergusonr" said his wlfs, look' Ing with crushing scorn at ths gaudy rug he bad bought at a special sals. "I wond If over tn your life you knew a good bargain when you saw It!" Ths case was critical. Mr. Fsrguson saw that something bold and decisive must bo done, and his mind worked quickly. "Why, yes, Laura." ho aald. "Whoa wanted a wlfs I picked out tho nicest. sweetest little woman la tho whole world. and I got tha best bargain any maa ever got see There, there, pet!" Chicago Tribune. Aeeasosl MsHmr Havaged fty Mas, WirKUrTE, Kv.. Oct IS. Torn Hall. alias noiitclas. a nTO, charred with ahnot ing frock aft Childress, a. white bov. last Bunday at Kevll waa taksn frcra tail here early to!ay by a mob aad hanevd. It was reared tnat tne shootln ml Till draws weu'd rsuse a race riot, but all &o negroes lsXt THEY WON'T GO TO WORK A Westers Cemmeat oa tho Ways aVad Dlversioas of Dewa East Do-Hothlaa-s. Down-east do-nothings are frequently driven to desperation In their efforts to dodga death from ennui which probably acoounts for some of the dernfood doln's In which they sometimes Indulge. The latest society spasm la a baby party In which fat, fair and forty-four or more don frocks which wont hide their garters, let their hair down and pull some other things up, and presumably impersonate the children they ones were. The men wear long stockings and short pants, a Lord Fauntelroy wesket and a smile. There is really no impropriety in this custom when misappropriated by a mals except tho probable exhibition of bulbous bare bones which might better be swathed in flowing trouserloons; but think of mama gowned and bertbboned as a baby I A light bluo frock, maybe, cut so low and so high that extremes corns mighty near meeting and even tho eleotrio lights sorter snicker when she swings! And they play tha old games "Pussy Wants a Corner," "Clap-tn-and-Clap-Out," "Pillow" andTag" and other things which are as tasteless as ths latest thing in breakfast food when in dulged In by children, but well calculated to start a conflagration which only the divorce court can squelch when partici pated in by grown-ups who are wise. What a pity 'tis ths Lord don't put soma people to worx. Bui liarlow s Budget Charged with Bteallag Letters. NEW YORK. Oct 1 Alexander Hui superintendent of the foreign mall branch or me jnsw xorK postomce. was arrpated today on a charge of embessllng letters from the malls, lie waa sent to Jsil la de fault of 13.000 bail. He has been la the postal service twenty-nine years. SENT TO TEACHER NOTES Calaao Chunks of Iaformatloa from the Parents of Chicago's Toaagr ITopefoVt. Tho Inter-Ocean glvea ih-, f lowing batch of genuine excuses and f""tc-tt font In by parents of Chlcsgo pup 1 : Teacher: Oeorgle's moilur e no catch ing illness. She got a girl. Very respect fuUy, Hia AUNT. Teacher: What shall I do mlt Charley T Me and my man can't nothing roako of him. When we want to lick der little Imp hs gets the bed under, where we can't reach him, and must put a hoolt on der bedroom door to hold him for his licking. Please soak him in school shust as often as you got time. MRS. BNEDIVELT. Teacher: If Louis Is bad please lick him until his eyes are blue. Ho Is very stub born. Ho hss a good deal of the mule la hlin. He takes after his father. MRS. P. Teacher: I dink you are a fool. Tou want my boy to read when hs don't no no alferblta. Please teach him some. Miss Brown: Tou must stop teach my Llxxle fiscal torture shs needs yet reading and flgora mlt "sums mors as that If I want her to do Jumpln I can make her Jump. MRS. CANAVOWSKI. Miss: ' My boy tells me when I trtnk beer der overcoat from my stuirmack gets too thick. Pleass be so kind and intervene in my family affairs. MRS. C Pear Teacher: Please excuso Frits for staying home ho had der measles to oblige his father. J. B. . Teacher: Please excuse Rachel for being away thoss two days her grandmother died to oblige her mother. . MRS. RKN6KL Teacher: Tou must excuse my girt for not coming to school she was sick and lads In a common dose state for three daya. a aaMawaa,Maiaafwsatair a) . i.iai i .aaatif i-.h.i in ai i.nwiwfc I I Sblavai yams shoes with tlv BJLST I Iff seli3--U4 aaadassa Wster-preof Pauses ? I I PolisOa f ) AraXXOUA Daabor atsas. I r no r-oiLfta of r srisl An 1 1. 1 AKU Oral atUTiU LASIS AwUii. tlsaaUre wives iJaot . Psllihet are ooext. HANDS Cm. CtOTt1P5 flMlMT THs gnnergA rssiftt. Sic. si uv dsalem. ssi ibn- nMifi a a 1- - SrllNOLA, 10c, ts. IbrlLNuLA iWxr. Sc. made of ismb's wsol, nu1r.ntrtJ not te ecratch the lealbev. asd tie fcrUXH-A Vvfcsssr, 20a.. coede of tanned skin witb wool mrfaca, becked by ftcxiltle fall The folisbcr Gait. tea the movrmrnt of the cloth as ssed bv bo blacka. If year oaalcr will not furnish you wilhthe ftHlMoLa bsauW aad fuiunar, we wtU lorward tacia by nuul fur itfcL or coin pUts ouUU tm 44a. isnri ssissiMaa, Accxrr w SumrrnrrB. miMOLA OOMFAMT, Kocraoatwr. N. T. 'Ml? " THE ICEELEY CURE Cor. ftta aid UdTeowortB Street, OMAHA. NEBRASKA. Tb Oldest, 5afest god moil Reliable Cora for Alcoholism, norphlo or other Drug Ad dktWrs. Tobacco and Ct rstto Habit. All coamualkA itosA confulcuUal, Wa n. Boras, rUaage I