THE OMAHA DAILY ItKE: MONDAY, OCTOHEtt 5. 1003. The Omaha Daily Bee E. ROSE WATER. EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING. TERMS bF SUBSCRIPTION. Pally Dee (without Sunday), One-Tear. Itno I'ally Ho anil Hunday, One Year .Oil Illuetratert lie. On" Year I.' Sunday Ue, On Year 101 Putiirrtay Bee, One Year 1 60 Twentieth Century Fas-Tier. One Year. 1.U0 DELIVERED HT CARRIER. Pally Pee (without Sunday), per copy.. 2 Dally Hee (without Sunday), per wrek..l2; Dsllv Bee (Including Sunday), per week. 17c Sunday Bee. per copy 6c Kvenlng Hee. (wltliout Sunday), per week 6c Evening Bee (Including Sunday), per week lie Complaint of lrr nulnrltlea In delivery should be addressed to City Circulation De partment. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha 'lty Hall Building;, Twenty-fifth and M streets. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. Chicago 1640 Unity BuHdinc New York 222S Par Row Building. Washington M Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Comp'inv. Only t-cent stamps accepted In payment of mail accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanKes, not accepted. THE BKB PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OP CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss.: George B. Txschuck, secretary of The Bee Publishing Company,, being duly sworn, ays that the actual number of full and complete conies of The Daily Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of September, 1903, waa aa fol lows 1 0,120 ..JM.IKW) i 2,2TO 17 ,10 1 20,370 18 2R.8T0 4..... .29,370 1 BH.RflO 6 S,MQ . .. BH.4-4B 3I,7W5 21 2N.8HO 7.... ..8,aao 23 ....shjwo 8... 39,870 S3 SR.R80 ...'. 2,3ftO 24 28.T30 10 an.ino . 26 ....ss.tso 11 anno 26 ifo 11..,, S9.310 , 27 27,240 13 241,4.15 28..... 2H.700 14 20,020 39 28.8SO 15 28.HOO 30 2f,040 Total (MUI,20 Le unsold a,nd returned copies..... 0,484 Net toUI sales 8S2.T44 Ket average sales 28,424 GEORGE: B, TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In, my presence and sworn to before me this suih day of September, A. I. 113. M. B. HUNGATE, (Seal.) Notary Public PARTIES LEAVING THB CITY. Parties leaving; the city at aar time may have Tko Be seat to them regnlaxly y aollfylns The Be Basiacaa Office, la persoa ar by mail. , The Address will ha changed as often as desired. Anything else to be enjoined T Don't all rush Into court at once. Ak-Sar-Ben IX la mire to break a rec ord .'if be can only get off without a muddy track- It la tmnccessarjr to be reminded that the -foot ball seirson la now on. The casualty list will begin coming In Shortly. The political mathematicians should Study th new rules for nominations on the republican county ticket and begin to pharpen their pencils. . , If, Kbe republic; of Guatemala Is "bank run. The republic that baa a surplus In treasury like that belonging to Uncle 8am Is the exception. The wicked flee when . no man pur sueth. Bo the political office seekerwho fears exposure always Imagines that someone who has It in for him Is after him. The gcutleman of the green cloth who publicly confesses to having run a crooked gambling Joint declares that be is out of the business for good- Quite likely. ,; . Kvery republican in Douglas county should register his choice of candidates for county offices tomorrow, so that the experiment of direct nominations shall have a fair trial. ' Kdi;ar Howard wants to know what Judge Barnes would have done In de ciding several cases . for which Judge BulUvan is criticized If he had been on the supremo bench. Elect him supreme Judge and Bee. He will do his duty conscientiously and to the best of bis ability, ns he has promised. " President Harper of the University of Chicago 'in introducing Mayor Low of New York to bis student body referred to bim as a man fit to become president of the Uuited States. Mayor Low's fit ness is not to be questioned. The trouble is that the United States ha tuany- qualified citizens, but only one can be president at a time. Omaba has a right to be proud of the magnificent displays made by Its retail merchants In their various business es tablishments whenever the occasion comes for entertaining any considerable number of out-of-town guests, Omaha's reputation as an up-to-date trade center rests with the retail merchants, and It Is gratifying to find them always alert and ready each to do his share toward mala tabling supremacy. Republicans who want factionalism stamped out and harmony restored in Omaha and Douglas county should give practical expression to their sentiment by voting for the "Harmony candidates' at the primary election tomorrow. These candidates are fairly distributed among all the elements of the party and all parts of the county. They are, more over, men of unimpeachable character and acknowledged capacity. Every republican voter In Dougla ronnty ought to be vitally interested in the character of the men to be norul nated on the party ticket at the impend lng primaries. Ou the strength of the various candidates seeking party cn dorsemeut will depend success or defeat In the November election. Itougla county Is Just close enough politically to require the party to put forth its best vote getters to regain its fvrinor ascend aiit y In the court house. JVfKIK YiysOXHAA.Mll'3 tX HIBIT. ' OMAHA. Oct. t. Wi3. To the Editor of the World-Herald: t submit herewith a statement of the amount of funds which hare passed through this office and those now on hand, beginning January 4, 1900, nd ending October 1, 1903: Received from Judge Irving Baxter, my predecessor i 17.543 84 Received on sundry accoiftits 2-3.166 5C Received on account of Douglas county '. 31,4fi9 78 Total I2W.1T9 18 Disbursements from January 4, 1!K), to October 1, 1903: Sundry accounts J225.H01 23 Douglaa county 30,778 68 Balance cash and loana on ap- . proved securities '. 25,598 27 Total $2,17 18 Amount of witness fees turned over to me by Judge Baxter still unpaid and which are Included In' the above statement $138 40 Amount of witness fees paid during my Incumbency, from January 4, 1900, to October 1. 1903 11 80 If you will kindly publish this statement n your paper I shall greatly appreciate It DUNCAN M. VINSONHALER. For the benefit of Judge Vinsonhaler nd for the Information of the public the above financial exhibit is. repro duced. Judge Vlnaonhaler's statement would have been cheerfully published by The Bee had be seen fit to favor it with a copy. We regret to say, however, that the exhibit is not sufficiently instructive. The exhibit fully confirms the statement made by The Bee that Judge Vinson haler has had In his custody anywhere from 120,000 to $30,000 of money be longing to the county -and to various trust funds for the last three and a half years. But Judge Vinsonhaler falls to tell how much interest this money has earned for the county or for the various estates for which he Is the, legal trustee. Judge Vinsonhaler admits having in his possession at the present time a bal ance of $25,598.27, exclusive ofuncalled for witness fees. At 2 per cent a year $25,000 would earn $500 a year or $1,750 for three and a half years. These ques tions naturally suggest themselves: Why has not Judge Vinsonhaler credited the county, with the interest and turned over the amount earned on county funds at least' at the end of each year or at the end of his first term? Why has he failed to credit interest to the Byron Reed company on the $1,700 which . he bad held in his. possession more than three years and finally paid nnder a decree of court a few months ago? If the money in bis custody Is de posited in bank on interest or loaned out on securities, why does he not make a detailed exhibit of the amount on de posit in banks and the amount loaned out on securities, the same as any other custodian of public funds would make and should make? Judge Vinsonhaler admits in b(s ex hibit that be received $138.40 from bis predecessor fpr unclaimed witness fees. into the county treasury at the end of the first six months, as the law requires him to do, or at the end of the first year, or at the end of his first term? Why should he hold it during bis sec ond term? What other inference could there be than that he intends to bold onto it for several years longer if re elected for a third term? To be sure, the amount is not very large, but the offense is Just the same nnder the law as if the amount were fifty times as large. The least satisfactory part of the state ment is the "Credit on sundry accounts, $223,105.56," and the ' Disbursed on sundry accounts, $225,801.23." Suppose such a statement were made by a state or county treasurer or the treasurer of a large corporation;- would that be ac cepted by the taxpayers or board of di rectors as satisfactory information? JiTiii Blastoff vr coaobs.. Frcsldent Roosevelt, according to the latest reports from Washington, is de termined to call an extra session of the fifty-eighth congress .next month. Sena tors and representatives who have called upon him to urge that a special session is unnecessary have, it is said, received assurances that the president bud de cided that it is the duty of the govern ment to keep faith with Cuba in regard to the reciprocity treaty aud the under standing is that this will be the only matter which the president in bis mes sage will ask action upon. It has been assumed that financial legislation would be proposed at the extra session, but there is reason to believe that this will not be done. In aeea, it is statea mat mere is a gen eral understanding among the leaders of the majority that no financial legis lation will be attempted either then or at the regular session and that the presi dent has been brought around to this view. While there is probably sub stantial ground for this statement so far As the extra session is concerned, it is hardly likely that the regular session will pass without an effort being made to secure currency legislation. The sub committee of the senate committee on finance, which has been considering the currency question, is expected to intro duce a measure, although nothing ha recently been heard regarding its work in this direction. Should it not bring forward a currency bill, pursuunt to Its instructions, it is very probable tbu a measure will be Introduced in the bouse. As to the position of the adininlstra tlon in regard to the qucstlou of cur rency legislation there is no definite in formation, but it would not be at a surprising to find that Mr. Roosevelt ba become convinced that there is no pres ent requirement for financial legists tlon aud that agitation of the subjec in congress would possibly have a bad effect under existing conditions. The fact is. as we Lave heretofore pointed out. that there is no real demand for additional currency legiulatlou, the sup ply of money for the legitimate business !uterent of the country being ample. A shown by the report of the treasurer of the .United. States, . the increase in the stock of money during the last fiscal year wss nesrly $125,000,01)0, about 89 cents per capita of the population, and a lending financial paper remarks light to allay any fenrs of contraction. The fact is that the agitation for more currency does not come from the legiti mate business Interests of the country, but from the speculators and the pro moters of industrial combinations, for whom currency inflation could never go too far. As now indicated the call for an extra session of congress, which It is said may be Issued this week, will have special reference to the reciprocity treaty with Cuba. There is uncertainty as to what congress will do in regard to this, but the chances seem favorable to the rati fication of the treaty. LAA VAiLAVLK CANDIDATES. In making selection from among the arious candidates who filed their money with the county committee, every re publican should take into account, first, their integrity; second, their enpacity. nd, third, their -availability.-' Notori ously dishonest or ' incompetent men should have no place on the ticket, hut a man may be honest and. competent and 'still unavailable under existing cir cumstances. This applies for example to the candi dacy .of D. M. Haverly, A. H. Coinsto-k nd Robert Smith for clerk of the dis trict court. Mr. Haverly'a Integrity or capacity cannot be called in qutiou, but his nomination would be impolitic because it is deemed desirable to take the clerk of the district court from what is known as the antl-macblne wing of the party. In other words, If Mr. Hav erly was nominated the machine wing of the party would have to give up the candidate for sheriff, and both Allan and Harte, the candidates presented by the uti wing of the party, are lamentably lacking in the most essential qualifica tion. Mr. Haverly has been, moreover, honored and favored with two terms as county clerk and therefore has no spe cial claim for another office at this time. Neither Mf. Robert Smith nor Mr. Corn stock are regarded, by those familiar with conditions, as strong enough to de feat Broadwell, the present Incumbent of the office. Mr. Smith, besides being too active in the past in the cause of prohibition, has made a great many per sonal and political enemies, and Mr. Confstock, who is genial, lacks the mag netism that is requisite for a successful campaign against Broadwell. The most important office to be filled this fall is that of county assessor, be cause under the new revenue law the assessment made next year will stand for for years. Of the three candidates who have presented themselves, Harry D. Reed is the only one that possesses In an eminent degree ail the requisite qualifications. He knows the value of every acre of ground in the county. He is rigidly honest and cannot be moved or swayed by, corporate influence or by personal pressure of wealthy- property owners. Messrs. Uetrom ana Shrlver have both made records that would have to be defended. Mr. Shrlver was associated with an unsavory combine in the city council years ago and is alto gether too wobbly to be depended upon as an impartial and nervy assessor. Mr. Ostrom's work on boards of equalization, as county commissioner and bis employ ment during the last session of the legis lature as a lobbyist for the bridge com pany that has created so much scandal in this suite leaves blm open to attack and would make bis election very diffi cult ' Among the four candidates for the of fice of sheriff Mr. A. J. Donahoe is the only man that could enter the race without a handicap. Mr. Harte has been mixed up with the bridge and road grad ing deals and with other questionable measures, and therefore is in no condi tion to present himself for promotion from commissioner to sheriff. James Allan has been a chronic office holder and lobbyist. ' Ills career as deputy United States marshal is not very com mendable and leaves him vulnerable to attack. Fred Hoye would hive been an available candidate two years ago, but his recent election as city councilman for three years would render bis elec tion as sheriff very, difficult While there Is no law against any man holding two salaried offices at the same time, there is an unwritten law that does not permit an officer to draw two salaries for two offices when his whole time ought to be given to one of the offices. The experience with a former city coun cilman who was elected register' of deeds and drew two salaries for nearly a year Is too fresh in the memory of the people, and Mlille Mr. Hoye promises to resign after he is elected sheriff, it is question able whether the people would regard his promise as binding. Mr. Donahoe is a splendid specimen of manhood with an unblemished repu tation. He has never asked for any of flee and has never held any office. He has been a member and leader in the rauka of organized labor and is deck! edly popular among business men as well as working men. Of the three candidates for treasurer, Mr. Robert Fink is the only one fully qualified by experience for the duties of the office. Mr. Gondep is a reputable gentleman, but has no considerable fol lowing and couseqneEtly stands no show of nomination. Mr. Fred Stubbeudorf Is a retired business muu with ample means for the remainder of bis days. He -has no siecial claims on the party having never taken any active interest in its affairs. Mr. Robert Fink is an expert accountant and was the chief bookkeeper of County Treasurer Helm rod for seven years, and for the past three years has been an accountant la the office of the city treasurer. He is highly recommended by City Treusurer Uenniugs as worthy of promotion to the county treasurershlp. While there are six candidates in the field for the offW of county clerk. dliM'tisitiou of their respective qualifies tloua is superfluous. It U generally agreed that the South Omaha candidate, Mr. Ernest !. Gustafson, is entitled to the position' by reason of his location as well as by reason of bis emlueut fitness. Mr. Gustafson has been deputy city treasurer at South Omaha for the past five years and Is splendidly equipped for the work Revolving upon the county clerk. As between Messrs. Tullis and Bod well very little need be said, Mr. Tullis being a practical teacher and resident In one of the country precincts. Being the only candidate from the country precincts presented on the available list it would be the graceful thing, as well as good politics, for republicans in Omaha and South Omaha to unite upon him. - IN REUAHD TO fKSSlUXS. The commissioner of pensions has been doing some figuring, says a Washington dispatch, to find Out what it would cost the government to put into force the recommendations of the Grand Army veterans for a more liberal pension law. He finds that the proposed law would add something like 200,000 pensioners to the roll and that it would cost in the neighborhood of $25,000,000 to pay the additional pensions. There was a slight reduction in the pension account for the last fiscal year and the 'fact was re garded with considerable satisfaction. How the people generally would view such an addition to the account as the pension commissioner figures would re sult from the proposed law is a ques tion which those who are urging the legislation should seriously consider. It is presumed that every one will ad mit that the government has been most liberal in the granting of pensions. . It has paid in this way since the pension system went into effect more than two thousand millions of dollars. No one complains of this. The money has been well bestowed. The men who fought to preserve the union were fully entitled to this bounty from the government and no loyal "citizen has ever objected to Its payment. There are a great many peo ple, however, who think' that the gener osity of the government in this respect has about reached the limit and that the union soldiers should be satisfied with what has been done and not de mand an increase in the pension ac count, especially in view of the fact that there has been a considerable addi tion to the pension roll of soldiers In the Spanish war, the expenditures of the government on this account having amounted to more than $5,500,000. It is said that the subject of pension legis lation will take up much of the time of the fifty-eighth congress and it is more than probable that the result will be n considerable addition to the ex penditure on pension account. , !9 The -withdrawal of the frauktng priv ilege from the officers of Porto Rico will doubtless cast a gloom over official cir cles in that little Island. Up to this time the Americans arrylng down there have been able to send home by mall anything from a postal card to a steamer trunk without charge simply by Inscribing a signature across the tag, which in addition had the effect of eas ing the passage past the revenue iol- icctors. If the American office holders In Porto Rico have to pay isjstage in the future at regular rates they may be expected to strike shortly for higher salaries. Of course, this does not ap ply to the native officials whose v.-orre-spondence is limited. Here is an extract from a report made by the deputy labor commissioner for Nebraska to the Association of Officials of Bureaus of Labor Statistics of Amer ica, as embodied in the printed proceed ings of that body: ' I believe In securing everything of Im portance as simply aa possible. Practica bility ceases where superfluity begins. It is a good thing for the people of Nebraska to know the platform upon which their state bureau of labor statis tics is conducted, even if they have to go all the way to Washington -to find out The Insurance commissioners' conven tion wants Uncle Sam to help them get after wildcat insurance concerns by barring them from the use of the United States malls. The first thing for the insurance commissioners to do Is to agree upon some test that will define the Hue distinguishing the wildcat from the sound institution. Every wildcat Insur ance company always insists that it is conducted Just aa honestly as the safest. Tbe Lincoln Star has Just passed its first birthday anniversary, which means that it bag successfully run the gauntlet of newspaper croup, colic and the vari ous other aliments to which the journal istic infant is always exposed. It will be admitted by its most unfriendly critics that The Star has Improved steadily and has far surpassed the expectations of those who made the forecast for It at its birth. There ought to be plenty of good sub stantial men in Omaha willing to serve on the school bonrd.' Por some uncx plainable reason tbe best men usually have to be drafted, aud even then try to evade response to the public requisi tion. The importauo of the interests centering in our public school system demand ability and integrity in their management now more than ever before. Speaking of the uew revenue law Tax Commissioner Fleming is quoted as say ing that "the railroads, of course, are uot to be raised at all unless we can get the courts to help us." The question was up to the courts uot so kug ago in a case which if decided for the people would have afforded tbe desired remedy. But Judge Sullivan flunked. , It is intimated that congress when It convenes will stir - up the postofflce scandal afresh by a new and indepen dent investigation. Inasmuch as the postofflce crooks seem to be slready pretty well overhauled, a congressional HARMONY TICKET Recommended Candidates for. (he Republican Primary Election Tuesday, Oct. 6, 1903: For Clerk ef the District Coert W. W. BINGHAM For Ceaety 8herl A. J. DONAHOE. For Coaaty Jadge CHARLES S. ELGUTTER. For Coaaty Treasurer . ROBERT 0. FINK. For Coaa.tr Clerk ERNEST L. GUSTAFSON. For Coantx Assessor HARRY D. REED. For Coaaty Coroner EDWIN F. BR A I LEY. For Conatr Surveyor PETER A. EDOUIST. For Coanty Saperlateadeat of I'ablie Instractlon J. H. TULLIS. This ticket represents both wings of the republican party and is as well dis tributed over the territory included In Douglas county as could be under, ex isting conditions. The candidates for clerk of th"e district court, county treas urer, county Judge, sheriff and assessor are fairly divided between the so-called machine and antl-muchine elements. The nomination for county clerk is a concession to the republicans of South Omaha, Mr. Gustafson being their unan imous choice and tho only candidate from South Omaha who filed his name with the committee. Messrs. Brsiley and Edquist, for coroner and county sur veyor, have no competitors in the race. Mr, Tullis is recommended because he resides in one of the country precincts and may therefore be properly consid ered as a concession to them. Ltt It be understood that there is no disposiuuii on the part of republicans wbo have endeavored to harmonize the party to dictate to anybody. They coneede . to every republican the right to express his preference! for any candidate be may deem most worthy and competent But they sin cereJy believe that the nomination of the men named above would command the united support of the rank and fil of the party and insure success at the coming election. investigation would probably pan out better if directed into soine other chan nel in which administrative abuses have secured lodgment. The wicked flee when no one pursueth that may account for Judge Vinson baler's fears that detectives have been employed to search his former Missouri home for information coucoruing his per sonal and political career before be landed in Omaha. Time for Whiiptrlng. Boston Ilerald. When a man makes a fortune it Is shouted from the housetops. When be loses one It is quietly whispered. There's a good deal of whispering being Indulged In now. Freedom Wooed aad Woa. x Philadelphia Press. The Kansas school teachers have won a great victory. It nasi been decided that they have a right to get married, and we can still look upon Kansas as the land of freedom. Let Walt Street Worry. New York Tribune. Were American railroads ever busier? Could there be better proof that the coun try Is soundly prosperous, no matter what passing flurries may cause temporary un easiness in Wall street? Castlo oat the Joaaua. Philadelphia Record. As for some of the trusts the Asphalt trust, for example they are like certain predatory (monsters of the deep that sim ply swallow the lesser fishes whole for future digestion. When the monsters themselves are flung upon the financial shore their undigested victims are found Inside of theirs . Perkaus Ho Had 'Km. Minneapolis Times. A Nebraska man who has hitherto borne a good reputation for truth and veracity reports that he ran across a colony ot rattlesnakes the other day and killed forty two of them. If this had happened In Kansas we would have been disposed to make some allowance for the great con sumption ot drug store whisky In that com monwealth. Where tka Skoo Piaekea. ; Kansas City Times. By giving the price of beef another boost In order-to meet the Increased wage scale demanded by the employes, the increa will be made a means of profit Instead of a loas to the packing houses. It will there fore be seen that the new wage scale Is a splendid thing for everybody except the ninety-nine people out of every hundred who are not Identified with the packing industry. fkorlealas m Loaf Wlater. ;.'... City Journal. Perhaps you are not of those fortunate ones who have learned what a marvelous charmer a quiet book by a quiet lamp may be during the long, cold evenings of winter. If so, you will never regret If you acquaint yourself with this subtle, amiable, delight ful charmer before spring comes again. It can make a long evening and a long winter but too short. Where Its seductions are Judiciously yielded to It sometimes brings fame and fortune and always brings bap- plness; and If fame, and fortune do not attend it, where hap4uas Is they can ea liy dispensed wllU. v FLAXT TREKS OR IRRIGATE. Tho First aa F.sseatial Conservator of Molstare. Chicago Chronicle. The secretary of agriculture has been In vestigating the subject of tree planting on the western plntns to protect the moisture in the soil and i as a- substitute for vast systems of Irrigation established by the government. He is a belated Inquirer In that field of study and experiment. The late J. Sterling Morton wss a pioneer In arboriculture, and his experiments, ex plained by his written disquisitions, form a complete ys.m of tree-plsnting 'o pro tect the soil In the now treeless regions and In the deforested regions. But as a recent recruit Secretary Wilson Is doing good service. . Pine trees grow well on the prairie sand hills. In a few years a young forest grows Into luxuriant life. The moisture In the soli Is protected and the new forest growth prevents the rush of flood waters to the valleys and the destruction which a river deluge would produce. To raise trees Is less expensive and more efficient than tbe plans of Irrigation. It Is not certain that the proposed plans of Irrigation for the plains and the sub mountain territory are practicable under laws for the protection of natural rights. If the Arkansas river, the Red river, the Rio Grande or the Colorado should be dammed and their waters Impounded far upstream, to be there distributed through Irrigation works, the streams would ba Shallow or their beds would be T y below the dams snd the Irrigation plants. The water courses throughout thousands of square miles of territory would be dried up In order that the territory above might be amply watered. The lower river valleys would be deprived of water for the benefit of the upper valleys and adjacent plains. , It is the commonest principle of law that every farmer along the line of a natural water course has a right to his equal sup ply of water. The owner of land at the head of the stream cannot dam It, shut It off and divert It In such a way as to de prive the farmers below him of Its bene fits. Property may be condemned for mill purposes and other purposes lor putuio use, but It must be paid for at an ap praised value. This Is the law which must govern the Irrigation projects. The great rivers of tho west cannot be dammed for purposes of irrigation without the payment of dam ages to all the property owners along hundreds of square miles of territory whose lands are turned Into a desert by cutting off the water supply. The amount of damages would exceed that ot the pres sent national debt. ' Mr. Wilson Is quite right, though some what late, In recommending tree-planting as a means to conserve the productiveness of the western country. Immediately and In the end It will be Infinitely cheaper and more effective than cutting off the water on the great western rivers and their tributaries. , WEIRD THEORIES EXPOVSDED. Sample of tka Way a Goverameat Em. ployo Keeps His Kama in,Prlat. Chicago Tribune. Or. Wiley of the chemical division of the department of agriculture recently experi mented upon his "poison squad" with borax. All of the squad surviving the diet, but whether it was ot any benefit Dr. Wiley does not know and cannot find out until a big volume of statistics has been compiled and analysed, which will take a long time. Before announcing the effects of borax he will try salicylic acid on another squad. What the outcome will be will not ba known, probablyr for some years, for 'sal icylic acid may be as profuse in statistics ss borax. Dr. Wiley announces that, the time Is rapidly coming when the human race will I.. ... Ida an.l InnlklAM 14 iliwi l.nl aa V Just when the world will be filled with bald headed, empty gummed people, but he Is quite convinced that hair and teeth, like lobsters and buffaloes, are on the way to extinction. The race is to lose its hair be cause of Increased Intellectuality. Iut Is Intellectuality increasing? Is the world any more Intellectual than It was In the golden ages of literature, art, and music? The race Is to have no teeth because of the preva lence of readily chewed breakfast foods. Perhaps, also, It will have no stomach be cause of the use of predlgeated foods. As breakfast Itself Is not eaten by some per sons, perhaps that will disappear, to be followed in turn by dlnnei and supper. If a person can get along without breakfast It ought not to be difficult to get along with out supper. After a time dinner might be eliminated, which In a few generations might eliminate all tho alimentary machin ery. There would be some advantages in this. There would be no more appendicitis or any of the other newly Invented "Iclt Ises," and we should gradually get rid of many details of the Internal organizatlo'n which have come down to us from our re mote simian ancestors, and which may have been useful to them but are of no use to us. If Dr. Wiley were to consult facts he would probably find there were just as many bald heads when the she bears went for the Impudent boys as there are now In proportion to population, and that as pre dlgeated and readily chewed breakfast foods are hygienic fads, teeth will remain for the delectation of dentists snd appendices for the enjoyment of doctors. Hope of Gettiaajr Eveo. Chicago Chronicle. No liquor will be sold at the capltol dur ing the coming session ofcongress. The statesmen will undoubtedly get even, how ever, by getting drunker than ever at con gressional funerals. Waltham Watches A good investment. 'The Terfeded American Witch," n Itlusirtlcd book of Intertsllng infomuUion thoat vtches, nultl be sent free upon request. . . . American W!thm Witch Company, . . Wiltfum, Mss, , f Oar f5 tslioe for men cornea in WATZtlAJ-i all regular styles and in the finest novelties manufactured selling direct from tne maker , to the wearer euables us to give you $5. 50, $6 and 17 value for $5. You can pay $ 5. Or you can pay $3. 50. Homely people never use Ayer's Hair Vigor. Ever think of that? tx&z PERSONAL NOTES. King Edward Is rapidly becoming Amer icanised. He uses Missouri apples, Colo rado cantaloupes and Georgia watermelons. Joseph Chamberlain has more than one half of the 5.500 known species of orchids. He Is most successful as sn orchid col lector and raiser. Mr. Rockefeller says the secret ot suc cess In life Is to work hard and hold on. Most people can. do the former, but they fall down on tenacity. Iceland M. Finks, of Calhoun, Mo., claims to have the coat of arms of the Washington family, Washington's official pedigree and a silver watch which formerly belonged to the "Father of His Country." The electrlo roads ot the United States last year carried three times the popula tion of the globe, according to the state ment of the fares turned in. No doubt the total number of rides would allow for an extra one all around. ' John C. Hlnnershlts of Alsace, Pa., has just been elected clerk of tho court of quarter sessions of Berks county without his knowledge or consent. Although there was an animated contest lasting about two weeks, the first Intimation of his can didacy received by Mr. Hlnnershlts was the official notice of his election. Annie Rooney, a young women of good character In Seattle, Wash., has adopted the uniform of a United States marine snd declares her Intention of wearing It Instead of the skirts In which members of her sex usually enfold their persons. The police say there is no law which Will pre vent her carrying out her, purpose, as she does not seek to disguise her sex by wearing the habiliments ot man. LAIGHIKG OAS. "Terrence, what la the doctor's dlagnos'S of your case?" lie hasn't told mo ylt. but I'm bettln" it'll be iv'ry clnt av tin dollars." Chicago Tribune. Wife I wish we had a nice large country place where 1 could give a garden party. Husband Just for the pleasure of Invit ing some of your friends, eh? "Well, yes, and the pleasure ef not Invit ing some." Modern Society, 'I'd rather bear- Miss Dlnsmore play 'Hiawatha' than anyone else," said Twynn. "1 thought you were weary of that piece," replied Triplett. "I am, but she plays It so badly It sounds like something else. Town Topics. Blonde Olrl I want some rlcei let me see, how much do I want? Green Orocer Wedding or pudding? Yonksers Statesman. "Pulling a man's leg." said ITnrle Allen '" Sparks, ''never seems to wake'anjr -differ-. ence in the leg. It merely lengthens, his face." Chicago Tribune. . , , "Is Bunklns aa good as his word?" asked one business man. "I think he is," replied the other. "Ills word Isn't good for anything." New York Preaa. Fred Of course, she poses a good deal, but she's awfully pretty. May Oh, did you hear of the mean trlok Mr. Kammerer played on ber? Fred No, what was It? May He took a snapshot of her while she was In the act of eating corn off the cob. Philadelphia Press. Fulton was exhibiting the model of his steamboat. "And don't you think," he asked, "I havs Invented a wonderful benefit to mankind?" . "We" don't know," replied the carping crlt'cs. "Just think. It will make the Btaten Island ferry poealble." Horror stricken by the suggestion, he wa tempted to destroy the product of hit genius. New York Sun. THE WEATHKH. New York Ilerald. 'Tls a topic without whicn we all should be lost. And quiescent remain conversation, If there were not the sun and the rain antf the frost For our erudite dally dilation. If walking abroad and a lady you meet, Altlioush It may sound somewhat silly, With roinark such aa this each the othei will greet: "Don't ou think it Is awfully chilly?" When you're asked out tq dine and yo , lake in a maid Who is frlghttully haughty and frigid; At the same time, maybe, she, like you, U afraid, Which makes her standoffish and rigid; -Just say, aa demurely she syvlh her soup. "The thermometer's Just ninety-seven." She'll lay down her spoon with a social wal whoop, , ' And uinncr's m garrulous heaven. It's a source of relief for the shy and tht bold. The ignorant, too, and the brainy, Having mentioned the day Is "excessivelj cold," Or the aspect for next day Is "ralnv:" It has prefaced, as well, many heartfelt af fairs When two are In silence together, And many a suitor commences his prayeri With a fervent "Thank Ood for tht weather." 1521 )!FWiL0B) J rvt srv 1 i nursuay Kikw uuk vni ain. 1 r I J III U J lUUt,