Octobor 4, 1003. TI1E ILLUSTRATED KEE. The Chief Disgrace of the Roving Sailor (Copyright. 190.1, by Albert Sonniehsen.) k .IV! nKtinpn VL-lth nnlv- a 11m. lOf I tl ihI knowledge of men who sail in 1 ahlnu una nut nnt to rciriird the sailor u8 a gentleman of dignity. Slovenly, unshaven and drunk, lie rolls down the grimy streets of the water front districts, disregardful of what people think of him, apparently without pride. Rut, for all that. Jack Is a most sensitive Ix-lnif, Keenly conscious of what constitutes dis grace according to his own peculiar code of morals. There is no more keenly felt disgrace to the genuine deep sea sailor than having Ills ability as a seaman Impeached. You might cast all sorts of d' ubts on the In tegrity of his moral character, but, pro Tided you qualified them by admitting his professional ability, be might still be your friend. Reverse the order, and declare him A good man but a poor seaman, and he Is n the warpath at once. Tills peculiarity Is fully understood by ship's officers, they, of course, being more susceptible to it than the men under them. Bo when they wish to Inflict some par ticularly severe form of punishment on a sailor they do not resort to physical vio lence. Assault with a helaylng pin might Imply merely a momentary displeasure. That Is not tho bucko mate's method when he wants to be especially cruel. He simply sets his victim to work at some Job or dinarily given to the deck boys, and thus strikes deeper than mere blows ever could. That sort of punishment has set more th in one sailor brooding during the night watches until he ended his misery by a leap overboard. I remember a particular case wherein nn old sailor, who had silled every sea on the globe, was punished In this manner. He had given tho mate some back talk. At first It looked as If there would be a light, but the mate withdrew with a revengeful look In his eyes. Here, for the benefit of the landsman, certain details must be explained. Kach square sail on a sailing ship is furled by means of ropes called buntlincs, which pull the sail up to the yard arm, where It Is made fast with other ropes called gaskets. When the sails arc set the buntlincs hang loose, and, so that they shall not chafe the sail by the weight of the hauling part running down to the deck, they are pulled up slightly and fastened to the block on the yard with thin cotton twine, easily broken if it becomes necessary to clue up the sail. Overhauling and stopping bunt Ilnes with twine is essentially a deck boy's duty; the greenhorn learns it on first com ing aboard. In the second dog watch of the day when the mate and old Jack quarreled, all hands were gathered on th? main hatch, spinning yarns, as is the custom. At such a time the men are never disturbed unless It Is absolutely necessary for the safety of the hip. As we lay there we noticed the mate come down from the poop and go to the main rigging. He grasped one of the main upper topsail buntlincs and gave It a Jerk. In the stillness the snapping of the twine aloft could lie heard. A moment later tho bos"n came for'd mid sang out: "Jack, go up and overhaul the main upper topsail buntlines and stop them" to the Jaekstay!" Every man became silent at once and looked, uneasily Into his neighbor'!, eyes. Jack gaspfd, then paled to a sickly white. , His hands trembled as he slowly rose. On the bos'n's face was an expression of al most abject apology, as though lie meant to say: "For God's sake, don't blame me It's orders!" Jack climbed slowly and painfully aloft, as though he had aged ten years in the last minute. He did as he had been ordered, but for the rest of that passage he was no longer the Same man he had lieen. When the ship reached port Jack went ashore and by chance met the mate in a grog shop. The few drinks ho had taken broke the last restraint, and ht'.d not by standers Interfered he would have sp nt his remaining days in the queen's service. As It was, he cut the mate with his sheath knife so severely that next trip there was a new mate. It Is well known how f ind ship's officers are of swearing. I,lfe nt sea seems to breed in men a genius for creative pr -fanlty. In the sailor's vocabulary of swear words there are terms never heard ashore. But occasionally a mate feels that even extraordinary profanity will not adequately express the state of his feelings toward some one whom he particularly wishes t3 wound verbally. He turns red and blue In the face with suppressed rage, then, with relief, tlnds the one word that will rankle: "You"blastcd soldier!" The sailor thus termed Is pretty apt to flght, even though his opponent is his superior officer. What mortal Insult there Is in being called a soldier la hard to explain. It prob ably originated In the olden times when soldiers were transported In sailing ships. They usually incurred the contempt of sailors by their frightened behavior dining storms, as all landsmen are apt to d at first, and thus the word may have come to be synonymous with coward. Anyhow, sailors believe that soldiers that Is, sol diers In time of peine are the most con temptible creatures on earth. I knew of a mate once who punished by ordering men to pac the deck with capstan bars on their shoulders, as though they were troops on parade. He carrle 1 t.iat on until he caused a de.-perate mutiny wherein several men were killed. In spite of the fact that many Cape Cod sailors are also farmers. Jack c nsidcr.t tilling the soil In the light of a disgrace i was once walking a country road In Eng land with a shipmate, a typical siilor wh i had been to sea all his life. Outside a snr'iul vl'l ise OT wen; overtaken and Joined by a farrier on his way to mirket with a wagon load of potatoes. He Invite J u to rido with him and we accepted his Invita tion. The countryman did not observe that wi? were sailors, so began steaking of the crops and various other things Incidental to farming life In a way that Inferred a thorough knowledge of the subjects on our part. Jack sniffed contemptuously, as though considering it quite a condescension that an able seaman should choose to con verse with a common farmer. "What d ye think of the early drum head cabbage alout lime to plant it now, isn't it?" suggested the countryman. Jack a us wired very shortly that he didn't know. "Ke nt ye in the farmln' line yersel'?" asked our companion. I almost thought I saw tears in Jack's ryes. He looked himself over, and then me, saying, in a highly aggrieved tone: "Say, mate, do we look like farmers? For heaven's sake don't tell this when we get aboard!" In spite of the rough life they lead, sail ors are undoubtedly cleaner and neater of dress aboard ship than any other work men of their class. A slovenly man in a forecastle never has a pleasunt time with his mates. To be called dirty is u keen disgrace. This Is especially impressed on young hoys on their first trips. On an American bark that traded be tween San Trancisco and Honolulu there was once a green fellow from the Seattle coal trade, where the men can't keep clean. He had learnt d all he knew of sea life there, and consequently was under the impiesslon that he could slouch about deck on it deep water vessel in the manner he had been accustomed to aboard the coast ing collier. At first his shipmates Intimated by hints that his ways did not suit them, and when he disregarded them they told him plainly that he was a filthy cub. Hut he was not sailor enough to take that as an insult. One early morning watch they dragged him out of his bunk and scrubbed him down with the deck brooms, and there after lie was barred from social inter courve during the evening dog watches. A man whom it had been necessary to treat In that manner was considered dis graced for life. Never again was he treated on terms of equality in any fore castle he afterward went In, the story having spread all over the coast. On this account he was dubbed "firty Hick." Gospel of Good Clothes Tailors seem content to remain supine and permit the dressmakers to hold all the dress conventions, but it will, in time be made clear that In order to Induce people to make divss well and to make a broad breach in the rrjllitudinous army of thab blntss there will need to be exhibitions of dressing. Contempt of good clothes is a weukness which it is to thj tailors' Inter est to overthrow. No falser sentiment ever was disseminated than "Don't Judge a man Dy Ills clothes." Carelessness of clothes is carelessness of character. Shabbiness goes with dirt, and dirt goes with shiftless ness, and shlftlessness goes with a Weak Intellect, and then you begin to get closj to crime. A clean collar Is an aid to in tegrity, and u new suit of clothes insures happiness for twenty-four hours; twenty four hours of happiness is not to be looked on with contempt in this melancholy world. Tailors do not seem to realize that they are preachers ajid teachers as well as gar ment makers. They make the world better, , but some of them do charge a frightful price for doing it. A well-dressed world is going to be a more contented world. There should be missionary work, there should be conventions and exhibitions and training schools and a reasonable reduction In prices. We are not giving all of this advice to tailors without seeking a direct and early benefit to the peuple.-St, Loula Globe-Democrat. TilEJlfRED BLOOM CO., iwAKtKs of NXTURES MUA' m- Show Cases of All Styles Wall Cases of the finest Kind Bank fixtures of Imported and Native Woods WE DO OIR OWN! DESIGNING CALL AND SEE IS ASK fCR PRICES r" 1 """"""" """" i i ' i - ! 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