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Always ready attractive clean noiseless
most easily learned and controlled guar
anteeing comfort and no annoyance.
m Thomas Auto,
The most graceful artistic complete gas
oline automobile light, but very strong the
most durable hill climber speed maker.
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OUR STRICTLY BURGLAR PROOF SAFE.
We've sold 210 in our territory alone in two years. Makes
I burglary distasteful and bankers sleep nights. Send for cat
alogue.
J. J. DERIGHT & CO.
1119 Farnam Street, Omaha.
? Safe Dealers and Dealers in Good Automobiles.
New and second hand safes bought and sold.
Lost
Lost eyesight is difficult to recover. We
can do it. Call and be convinced by our
scientific opticians. Spectacles and eyeglasses
at lowest prices. No charge for testing.
THE H. J. PEHFOLD COMPANY,
Scientific Opticians.
1408 Farnam Street. - Omaha. INeb.
Kodaks anA
Cameras
We carry in stock a full line of Kodaks,
Cameras, Plates, Films, Papers, Cards, De
veloping and Toning Solutions, etc We do
developing and printing. Call and see us.
THE II. J. PEHFOLD CO UP AMY.
Invalid and Sick Room Supplies.
We are headquarters in the west for
Trusses, Supporters, Elastic Stockings, Batteries, Shoulder
Braces, Syringes, Atomizers, Water Bottles, Bath J
Cabinets, Whitely Exercisers, Suspensories, Dc
lormity Braces, etc, etc,
Stock the Largest Prices the Lowest.
THE H. J. PEHFOLD COMPANY.
1408 Farnam St.. Omaha. Neb
OctobtT 4, 11)03.
Sabbatical year and command all eligible
knights to fall In line to go to their rescue
MATRON OK HONOR-A graduate from
the class of ladies In waiting. The honor
consists In being allowed to sit upon the
platform of tho throne and to dance with
her own and other women's husband at
the court bull, to say nothing of having
her name printed In the orttciat program.
NOVITIAT10 The recruit who comes up
for Initiation for the first time. He U
mad to feel the dignity of his new dis
tinction almost hs heavily as when lie goes
up to cnt his lirst vote. For fear he may
miss something that Is proiwrly coining to
htm, he Is always run through the whole
gamut of the games anil welcomed with
at extra round of applause and a front Beat
at the refreshment counter.
1'AliKANT Ak-Sar-I!ens royal street
parad". For some unaec.ountHli'e reason it
always follows the car tracks ami heads
for tho city hall. The awe and admiration
of Innumerable thousands of inspired spec
tators. A sight fit for the gods and not too
good for common mortals. The living wit
ness of Ak-Sar-Hen's mighty power over
all the treasures of both land and sea.
PASSWORO An unpronounceable com
bination of syllables entrusted to each
knight to prevent him from getting past
the sentry at the gate. The act of con
veying the password Is always accompanied
by entertaining ceremonies guaranteed to
Impress It Indelibly not only upon the sub
Jxt's memory, but upon other sensitive
parta of his anatomy as well. Shake well
before taking.
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Ql'F.KN The girl to draw to. There have
been eight queens since the realm got a
place on the map and every one of them
with possibly a Hinglc exception is already
married or well on the high way to matri
mony. The selection for queen therefore
means that the favorite is thus designated
as the next target for cupid. I'nlike her
royal consort, the queen is a queen forever
after.
SAMSON' The general manager of the
royal corporation. The hidden agent by
Which all royal commands are issued and
enforced. Samson delights In cuballstte.
secrecy. His talismanlc numlier is 777 and
lie can sometimes win on 4-11-44. lake Sam
Bon of old he acknowledge no limits to his
muscular Btrength and endurance. He re
mains In retirement for fear of leing shorn
f his locks by some modern Delilah.
8OUV10NIR The memento lett by each ;
successive ruler of the realm to make sure J
he will not he soon forgot. The souvenir Is
selected by a special committee of the
Hoard of Governors, particular care being
taken that It shall be something that on
Hot be used for any useful purpose. If It
Were an article of prnctleal use. its valuu
ft a souvenir would be Irreparably dam
aged. 8TRKET FAIR A survival of the old
market place of feudal times, where Ak-Har-Hen
gets even with his gueats. The
trysting place of the wonderful Abyssinian
ground hog. Pearl the fat girl, the mega
phone man, the confetti throwing artist
and the big pumpkin. Only 10 cents to get
In pay at the gates. To get out will coit
you as much aa you are willing to spend.
Bar Lapel Buttonholes
Harry Iehr of New York and Newport
has started a brand new fashion for men.
Having for years devoted his fertile brum
to evolving wonderful ideas concerning
dress and the behavior of the gentler sex,
tie has turned bis attention to his broth
ers in society and by appearing in a fcuit
without the lapel buttonhole has attempted
to revolutionise their attire.
Mr. I-ehr's new suit Is a dark brown,
with three-lm-h checks, and no effort was
made ' to have the stripes meet at the
seams. It has three buttons and the collar
and lapels are rather wider than those
which have been seen on fashionables In
the last few years.
Mr. Uehr's idea in abolishing the Hpel
buttonhole is that the fashionable man is
seldom seen nowadays with a boutonnlere
except in the evening and that It is there
fore unnecessary.
Fashionable tailors do not take kindly to
the innovation. They say the buttonhole Is
not made to carry a flower, but for actual
use. The manuger of a well known Fifth
nvenue tailoring Arm which is preferred by
the younger set of "smart" society men. In
discussing Mr. Ihr's new clothes and the
fall fashions for men. sa(d today: 'Tailors
nre not making coats without the lapel
buttonhole. I don't think they will make
them. The buttonhole is there not to hold
a flower, but that a man may turn up his
collar If he wishes and fastes it when w. lik
ing along a country road or when the air
leomes chilly, and he Is not compelled to
be ceremonious. We will make coats with
three and four buttons. Three buttons suit
Mr. Ldtr's figure, as he Is Inclined to t
stout.
Impels and collars will be- wide Rxcto
sive tailors have never countenanced tha
narrow strips that pass muster for lapels
tn some garments. They will also h mad
heavier than usual, as many Americana
are taking to a custom observed In England
this summer, that of wearing the lapels
Ironed down to the bottom of the coat.
With the sack suit the derby hat is of
course worn and laew shoes with black
enamel vampa and yellow uppers are
proper. No Jewelry, not even a scurfpin,
should be worn with trie sack snit." Chi
cago Chronicle.
President Well Armed
When President Roosevelt jumped to the
wharf at F.Ills Island from, the immigra
tion cutter H. it. Chamberlain last Wednes
day and ran forward to shak hands with
t'limmiwlumr General Frank P. Sargent,
a powerful gust caught the skirts of his
coat and whirled them against the back
of his head.
Those standing behind the president saw
sticking out of hi light hip pocket the
hand e of a big revolver. One of lic secret
service men quickly restored the skirts of
the president's coat to ttwlr proper place,
but the momentary gllnipw the vjicctators
had convinced those familiar with kucsj
matters that ' the handle Indicated a
weapon of heavy caliber.
. Those unfamiliar with the president's cus
tom wond-red why lie should go armed
as ms a In stow s peaceful a aa ta-
Miection of Kills Island. It was explained
by one of the secret service men, , how
ever, that the president Invariably car
ried a revolver when he went to a public
place. The president has carried a pistol
ever since he took the oath of otllee after
the assassination of McKlnley. He has
the great cM faith in the abi'ity of tho
doxen or more secret service agents who
guard him, but prefers to be armed him
self In case of emergency. His must In
timate friends have known of his practice
of carrying a six-shooter, hut some of the
secret service men looked surprised when
they saw the handle protruding from the
president's h kel Wednesday.
The pistol Is the bluck-handled blue sieel
M-i alllwr revolver which be curried when
with his Rough Rider in t'uba. It Is
the same with which he shot a Spaniard,
us he tells in his history of the Rough
Riders. When In Cuba he practiced faith
fully with his revolver until he became
an excellent marksman. Since that time,
both In Washington and at Oyster Hay,
the revolver shooting has been continued,
until the president ran score the bu'lHt-ye
at nearly every shot.
When riding about the country roads at
Washington and Oyster Ray the president
frequently dismounts and practices shoot
ing In company with a secret service mun
Or Sergeant McDonald, one of the best re
volver shots In the army, who is- the pres
ident's orderly on all such rides.
The president's ammunition Is furnished
blm by the ordnance bureau of the army.
It Is eHjK-clally inspected and loaded and
the president knows he can depend upon It
In an emergency.
The president Is not entirely deM ndent
upon bis revolver and the secret service
men for protection. He has taktxi a course
In "jllsu," be Japanese method n( self
defense and can grab a mun by the eout
collar and throw him on his head. Chicago
Chronicle.
Pointed Paragraphs
The bear Idea a baby cub.
Uruwing to u close the soda f juutulnii.
Kven the soft hat Is sold at stiff pre e.
Tlie engagement ring Is a left-hamlad
ssrt of thing.
Borne men take much toddy they o.m
Scarcely toddle
One if the first things to think of In a
duel Is the second.
A U-jutiful river la sure to b admired in
the long run.
vdittii a man fcvt a poor shave be la
naturally all cut up about U PtiiladUhi
Hi tietla.